Tackling the Filthy Interior of my Sister's Focus C-Max
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- One dirty weekender I'd rather forget.
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I swear to god this is the kind of content that will keep youtube alive forever
Christina Ferrell well this is like the original use of you tube..to help others
Amen
DIY's are my primary reason for youtube.
T
Totaly agree 👍👍👍
"Poverty spec plastics?" LOL!!! The way this guys delivers random zingers is hilarious!
Usman Asif hilarious! 😂😂😂
'Poverty spec' is also what many call base model cars, as in very few features with few to no optional extras.
That term has been around for years.
From the car forums back in the day as far as I’m aware.
Something so satisfying about the brush head that fits perfectly in the cup holders...
It feels like i am watching a discovery channel documentary.
He did his sister dirty exposing her like that lmao
🤣🤣
I think he would have got more hits if the title was .. don't focus on my filthy sister
@@malcolmjohn23 Even more if it was" Tackling my filthy sisters interior, focus on C*imax."
I think she already did herself dirty with that car
things that make this video great:
1. you have an amazing voice
2. you throw so much shade to the car/sister/bogey nephew
3. no fast-forwarding/asmr quality
4. your accent/voice?!
5. your goddamn voice
So true hahaha
Wasn't it faster to unbolt the seats , remove the carpet and slam it against a lamppost ?
@Gucci Chicken nuggets I imagined him whacking the entire car against the lamppost, but that's my imagination at work
Martijn Vv 😂
Andrew Micallef 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeez, u read my mind! Lol!
Lol
PLEASE become a voice actor! It's magnificent
I just wanted another video of a van being detailed that was so much dirtier, it made this car look clean. Anyway, I'm figuring the guy in this video is Scottish, the guy in the other video was some kind of British but just generally those are the perfect type accents to narrate a vid about a disgusting vehicle.
He sounds like Brian cox to me lol
@@priscillafrye2951 He sounds scouse not Scottish
Aled Llyr I think he’s talking about another guy who does valeting videos, autoshine Blackpool
I'd love guru to do some audio books! Imagine his droll delivery narrating red dwarf and Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy 😂
That was so satisfying to watch 😂 please come insult my car
stef Winchester i read this comment before watching the video and was like... 🤔 huh? Insult your car? After 1:34 seconds into the vid rotfl 😂 I now see what you are talking about 😂💀
@@miguelbryant5259 what is rotfl?
martin enriquez roll on the floor laughing
@@miguelbryant5259 roflol lol
stef Winchester what is he,the Gordon Ramsey of the car world?
“Obviously this was a good ole scrub than a proper detail.” You damm near made it look factory. 👊💯💯💯 I Hope you well with your craft. You truly have a gift.
The OCD is strong with this one! All the heater knobs in the same position. A man after my own heart.
The letters are in the wrong order. It's CDO! ;)
I thought he might be on meth
psneternityinanhour Doesn’t have to be OCD, just a nice tidy touch after cleaning a car and such
the david attenborough of car cleaning
Haha love this
Genius ahah
Nailed it!
“I generally try to avoid them at all costs now to prevent further psychological trauma” had me laughing.
I'm surprised not many more people died laughing when he said this. Lol
@@taylorkohla1 I was rolling on the floor(mat)
This should be categorised as ASMR, I fell asleep within 5 minutes of watching 😂
SilverSwordProductions
Hahahaa Me too!! Had best nap ever!!!
Just what I was thinking 😀
Lola- InnerGloss ASMR is sounds that people find relaxing. For example the sound of brushing can help people fall asleep. It’s kind of like when people play rain noises to help them sleep
This is ASM-CAR
Its them vacuum sounds they knock me out too so relaxing
I thought I was watching a documentary about car detailing lol
AMVGreatness you were. It’s brilliant
it kind of is
😂😂😂😂
i love how this is half a cleaning video and half dragging your sister for apparently never cleaning her car out, but i don't blame you because W O W.
I don't know what's worse: watching a video of someone cleaning a car or the fact I'm enjoying it lol
HA! i found a Becky!
Well I never commented on UA-cam before but damn you are look so pretty and dangerous
r/thirstyvirgins
Agreed, there's something insanely satisfying about watching things get cleaned up. Makes me wonder what psychological processes are going on
Same hear! Although I was watching antfarms last month
Dude your voice and those birds in the background are the most relaxing things ive heard. This is a very pleasant video
God damn his forearm strength is tremendous
😏
I wonder how he got that strength
The life of a road going lone detailer can be a lonely one, aye.
🤣
I know and if he doesn't stop he'll go blind.
Client : wow the glass is so clear, how did you clean it?
Him: blew it.
I don’t know why I clicked the video, but I stayed because of his voice lol
I’m a simple guy, I see a car cleaning guru video I click 👌🏻
To ensure I got this uploaded in a timely fashion I didn’t spend the usual day or two reading through the script beforehand so might sound even dodgier than normal but get over it, you know I’m still the bomb.
just wondering if you found out the source of the blue flashing light in the boot ??
@@Mrgreendragon3 that'll be the wifi light on the gopro that I must have lashed in there.
It seem like you're family is fond of taking advantage of you, but it resulted to a really good video, so it's totally acceptable.
You’d all be lying if you say you didn’t read that comment in his voice
I'm imagining your voice saying this calmly
Found myself clicking on this video this morning out of boredom and now a couple hours later I've fully cleaned the upholstery in my second hand 2004 Civic I've owned for 6 months. I've tried a few things on the seats (few nasty stains in the back) but nothing worked as well as all-purpose cleaner, agitate, wipe, vacuum. Seems like I've finally got them out so thank you!
This is so relaxing and satisfying to watch. Still not inspired enough to clean my own car
"completely neglected and abused pigsty" LMAO!!! bet she wasn't happy to hear that :)
Eric Tang who cares, the proof is in the video haha
She'll blame it on her partner.
thats what she said
Having a filthy car is a sure sign their standards of cleaning are severely lacking in all departments.
@@TrebTrails Not necessarily. I find most women have spotless homes and dirty cars.
Also my own car has definitely suffered since getting children. Somehow car detailing is much less important when you are trying to spend precious time with the little ones
As with all white vans leaving the factory floor with a strategic dent on one panel, every people carrier leaves the showroom floor with a light sprinkling of moist smarties and two McDonalds milkshake cups.
Disgusting state. I bet she’s not a hygienic woman generally! 😕
he looks as if he spent most of his adult life in jail, but talks like he spent all that time in jail reading books
Dinocrap dumbest comment ever!
You must be a trauma patient, there’s no other justification of this post, other than the above explanation.
Sorry about that.
Looks like dinocrap is talking a lot of crap.
Most likely he is full of crap.
Nah, CCG is a football hooligan! GOONERS!
Dinocrap your name says it all
21 minutes in is when I finally realized “Damn how long is this video”
i feel like i was hypnotized or somehow manipulated
I never thought I’d watch a video with such interest of someone cleaning a car. Thank you very much for uploading this.
Good job great clean i would clean my sisters car but i don’t like her so i wont
Can't argue with that!
Mum says i have to like her because she is my sister. Dammit !
Wouldnt blame ya lol
24:42 “Obviously this was more of a good old scrub than a proper detail” *what*
Does anyone else binge watch these videos and obsess over every scratch or mark you have on your car? I’ve detailed mine about 3 times this year and I’m worried the clearcoat is gonna disappear soon 😂
The combination of your voice, your sense for wordplay and the sounds make this this unintentional asmr gold! Also very satisfying to watch and funny to boot. Car cleaning meets art attack
Can you talk crap for 5 min str8 about poor car care.
So pleasing
That's EXACTLY what my sister's car looks like!
It really hurts when I see a car in this condition
Man... you'd die if you saw my S-10 pickup, LOL.
clean interior is the most important part of the car to keep clean. it's what you look at most of the time. it's what you touch and feel all the time. interior cleanliness is always neglected but it's part everyone sits in the most. I don't understand why people can't keep their interior clean (or if they can't hire someone to clean it for them). exterior is not as important. it's exposed to the elements. the exterior will get dirty as soon as it rains or you drive through a construction zone. interior will stay as clean as you.
Do you though? you spend your time looking at the road.
The thankless hours from cleaning. I feel ya. This man deserves a an Oscar.
I love his passive yet eloquent and witty manner of talking so much 😂
9:31 This man was a dentist in another life. The focus.
Having a bad day with my stubborn son. But luckily I found your channel and very funny storytelling. Made my day. Thanks mate
Car came out great and love the funny commentary! Going to try to find your crevice tools because I need a new set.
By time he was done car wished it was never designed and made lol
i love how good you are at roasting people and cars while being polite and respectful
That’s the aim of the game!
Your voice remind me of the original art attack guy neil
Gareth Beale "nooks and crannies"
Loo roll and pva glue
to me he sounds like the villain from gone in 60 seconds
omg this is exactly what I was thinking! ahah
Neil Buchanan 😂
Just sitting here waiting for the angry comment from the sister.
Got pissed he kept the change down the side of the seats.
We all know you are The Sister.
I FINALLY CLICKED IT HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY UA-cam
Are you happy, that's the question?
SouthEast London , im happy you’re here visiting our fav detail guru! :-)
love the positive comment section😂
@@nerix3763
Me too... I wonder if it's because I've watched other videos from him and similar from others? Nah, can't be that 😂
I love how judgmental you are! Us clean freaks are allowed some judgement when we’re putting so many hours into cleaning. 😂
This video needs a before and after and it needs a reaction from the owners
Anybody that untidy wont appreciate it believe me
my car (2011 Mazda 3) wasn’t expensive and it’s nothing fancy but goddamn I do my very best to keep it nice and clean. most people are really surprised it’s 8 years old because the inside is still like new (save wear and tear on the steering wheel). it pains me to see people not take care of their vehicles 😣
i dont even own a car. i watch this just for the commentary.
It's like an animal documentary, instead with a car
It's like Top Gear, clean your car version.
I just watched this all the way through. So satisfying. The cleaning, the voice, and the comedy was top notch!
his narrative voice is killing me 😂😂😂😂....its funny but yet satisfying to here him talk
This man is the Gordon Ramsay of the car detailing world. Absolutely Brilliant.
What I'm most shocked about is seeing manual windows on a car in 2019.
Oh please, if only we learned how to use our items properly we would use it for 50 years
Yes the same car for 50 years
@@alexvanhorssen7914 Well this car is definitely not 50 years old and with the condition it was in I doubt it will make it to 15.
Someone told me that manual windows are put in the back as a safety measure because it is too easy for young kids to push the electric buttons and open the windows.
That's why there's window lock. You've been lied to.@@alisonwilliams4862
@Chris L I've never seen these on any new cars but hey what do I know. As for their reliability, I've never seen one fail, and having used both I think the slight drop in reliability and greater convenience is far worth it. Especially when all you have to do is essentially press a button.
Why tf am I watching this I dont even own a damn car
relatable
Roflol
Your prepping for one
😂😂😂😂😂
It was because of these videos I picked myself up and made sure I got my driving sorted. 26 and only just driving!
Your voice reminds me of the artist on art attack.
lol I loved that show growing up
Not sure what's more satisfying- your voice, or this video of you cleaning every inch if this vehicle.
I work 55 hours average a week as a detailer and.....well here i am watching detail videos. ( 8 yrs in the business btw)
I'm the same mate. I've been a detailer for 14 years and I can say that I can relate to everything this lad is doing 👍😎
@@motomash6143 how did u find it ? 15 years is alot! You must have gained huge experience!
Is it profitable? Can u make huge money ?
@@MJubeily yes 15 years I was a detailer but 9 months ago I changed to a propper career as I was employed at a local car dealership and didn't pay me great money and I have a family to support. I still do private jobs for people from home and I still enjoy it. When doing a full detail from home I can earn £200 for a days work but when I was employed it was no way near that. I would say I'm the 15 years i was a detailer i gained great experience and was good at what I did. Nothing more satisfying then having a filthy car looking good 👍
The vacuuming had to be the most exhausting part. Just watching it made me tired.
It’s pretty tedious!
Definetly the part I hate most. Thankfully floor Matt's make it so much easier
I have spent 25 mins watching this guy clean a car while my own car is sitting outside piggy dirty...sorry not sorry and would do it again
Gross
Same here... his voice is surprisingly soothing ... my car is still sat outside filthy
There had to be a psychological problem with people that have dirty cars
imeatingursnack plz: if your car looks like this then there is a high likelihood that your house may well be sliding down that same slope....
.... the big question , was it a freebie or did she pay accordingly lol nice job !
Pretty much all my vids are freebies!
like your sister would actually pay you for anything...
What bothers me is that his sister didn't even take the effort to clean the bags of McDonalds and the chips bags. And other stuff layong around. But great job non the less
@@87plank He probably asked her not to
87plank wow does it really booooottttthhhheeerrrrr you. Tell me more mate, about how it booooootttttttttthhhhhhheeeeeerrrrrrs you
I must say, I have seen other comments saying the same thing but your voice is amazing and you 100% could be narrating something its so relaxing
The bird life in the background is everything 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽💕
I can’t believe you’re related to someone with such a massively minging mummy mobile.
Well hello UA-cam recommended at 3 am
I think it’s dropping hints
Your sister needs to invest in some floor mats!!
I got huge rubber floor mats for more astra, well woth the investment
How could you not love this guy!!
I always watch these super late at night, thinking I’m going to wake up that weekend and detail my own car. For some reason the latter never happens, but the former is becoming part of my nightly routine 😂
If Salad Fingers had a detailing channel..
The second generation focus' carpet is a pain to clean. I have one in the family as well....But thanks for the video, there is nothing better to relax after a long day of work.
You’re right. I have a Focus MK2.5 with the same carpets. As much as I am a bit disappointed and almost offended to hear about the ‘poverty spec’ carpets and plastic, I will admit they are tricky to clean. Other than that it’s a really good car.
Samuel White Ford of that era are just genuinely crap carpets throughout all models, that and the early 2000s Vauxhall Zafiras 😩
The title would sound a lot better without "Focus C-Max"
Trueee
Most things sound better without ‘focus c-max’
Cleaned my sisters Fiesta today. Must be a sister thing. GROT. Now she has a very clean, Car guy OCD cleaned interior and shiny exterior. You’ve taught me alot Guru, cheers.
I never knew I could be so entertained by someone cleaning an interior of a car. Great job.
Love your sense of humour! Great video once again.
my eyes are telling me this is a car cleaning video my brain is telling me its an episode of Thomas the tank engine 🤣
blue arsed fly ... not heard trhat for years ... quality !!!
The truth is that just a vacuum would have made it look better... but you made it show room new. Awesome!
I hope your sister appreciated your awesome cleaning expertise. You’re a good brother!
Why am I watching this it’s 2 a.m I need to get up early tomorrow as well
A nice fresh microfiber...and about 5L liters of concentrated petroleum to your fancy... Dried off with a nice crisp match... And Bobs your uncle...
If you have to use 5 litres of concentrated petroleum to tackle any dirt, you might as well throw in a lighted matchstick in that. Gets the job done quicker.
Why am i watching this? I dont even have a car.
Any time im feeling stressed or anxious, i watch 2 or so of his videos to soothe me and calm me down. Its so satisfying
I had a cmax once, scrapped it so nobody else would suffer. Those carpets....wow it’s like velcro
VDPEFi I once had a Zafira with the same carpets. Total nightmare to get clean.
I feel like watching national geography 😊😊 i love your voice ❤❤
I wish American cars were manual trans with Diesel engines. Even manual windows would be ok. Everything here in USA is automatic and gas engines Much less a manual window in sight. Simpler cars. I love it.
Joes Golden Garage that’s because the only thing you allow to be imported are Mexicans
I agree with the manual gearbox, but why diesel? high-revving petrol engines are some of the most fun to be had in a car, at least without paying massive amounts for a high-revving diesel
Emmanuel K with cars I agree but when it comes to 4x4s for me low end torque is more fun than high end speed
@@emmanuelk7530 because some people prefer cars that pull in the low revs?
You can get almost every American car with manual windows. Now whether or not it's in the showroom is a different matter. More diesels would be great though.
The "Before" images nearly caused me to have a nervous breakdown.
Awesome video my friend. I'm just about to clean my wife's old car prior to selling it privately and although I wasn't planning to go into the sort of cleaning a detailer like you would do, it just goes to show how much 4 or 5 hours worth of work can achieve to make a car look really nice.Car looks really nice
I think the majority of your loyal viewers doesn't even comment the videos, we simply enjoy every second of shit being cleaned...
I thought you'd missed a bit, then I realised it was a speck on my phone's screen!
I wish I had your patience.
Good on yer 👍
one hell of a brotherly favour, you sir, should be sainted -- if my family came to me with this kind of interior, they would not be happy, as i'd burn it!! :)
People are so filthy! Mom works for a mechanic and has had to move several vehicles, and mechanics/service writers just see the darndest things. Old rotten food, stale pop tarts, sausage, and just general filth that makes the car smell worse than a two week old melted corpse that's been sprayed by a skunk several times.
Speaking from experience, when you work on cars all day your personal vehicle comes last
Guru you are the man. Firstly, you show dedication in cleaning someone else’s nonsense. Lastly, you have dedication by using the vacuum while dusting with the brush. 👊💯💯💯
Nothing’s better than a solid Henry vacuum cleaner. Lasts for years
This guy's voice and appearance really don't match
You know what they say. You can't polish a turd... Oh wait, never mind.
You have my full admiration for tackling this one. I’m afraid I would have walked away at first look! Great job.
Watching other people clean cars makes me realize how lucky I am to have an air compressor. Seriously makes cleaning cars so much easier.
I'm assuming the C in C-Max stood for Cesspit in this instance.
Shots fired!
This roast session in the beginning was breathtaking!