19:19 - Sign 'Modifications... 😏. There's a caravan park near me that has a sign reading: "Warning - Concealed entrance", it now reads: "Warning! Congealed Entrance" 😉🤣🤣🤣 DEFINITELY NOT ME that did it... 😉 😎🇬🇧
Mate, you have been saying your hair ran to the hills 10 years ago for at least the last 4+ years. I know you gotta make a living, but don't sell out like that! I actually WATCH your videos on most of your channels.
I learned the word in a comedic sense and didn’t know it was a swear until I was much older and now I too advocate for sprinkling it around in good fun lol
This is why I prefer pranks that screw with peoples heads rather than doing anything damaging. One time years back someone modified the welcome signs on the edge of city limits. Nothing as blase as making funny curse words. Oh, no. They went so much further. They made a cover that went over a little supplementary sign with the city's logo underneath, changing them to say things like "City of Speed Traps" and "Road Construction City". and my personal favourite, "Welcome to Edmonton, Alberta's Capital City. Suck it Calgary"
I had one of those, "You kids stay off my lawn!" neighbors growing up. He did have a beautiful lawn though. He spent lots of time taking care of it, Then one day the fire trucks and ambulance showed up ant took the man away. He'd suffered a massive heart attack. He survived but he was gone for weeks and weeks. As my dad suffered from terrible allergies it was my job to mow the grass every week. Once the man was no longer caring for his lawn it started getting over grown. I'd watch every day as his wife came out first thing in the morning and drive away not returning until well after dark. I assumed (correctly) she was going to see her husband. As his grass started to become over grown I decided on my own that I should walk over and mow it. I just started doing this every Saturday. He had automatic sprinklers so I didn't need to worry about watering the grass. After nearly the entire summer I mowed and trimmed his lawn. I tried trimming his bushes but I realized I was doing more harm than good so I quit before I did too much damage. I found out later that on the day he was let out of the hospital he was dreading what his lawn was going to look like. He'd asked his wife but she said she had not once thought of the condition of the yard. Frankly, I think if I'd replaced her car with my mother's car, I doubt she would have noticed. If the keys were in it she would have just driven my mom's car to the hospital. She had more important things on her mind. He was really surprised to kind his grass freshly cut and very well maintained. The bushes needed work, but that was all. He called me on the phone (I didn't know he knew my name) and asked if I had been cutting his grass, but his town was gruff an unfriendly. Afraid I'd be in trouble if I admitted to trespassing, but the neighbors ratted me out. The next day his wife knocked on my door with a huge plate of some really amazing lemon bars. She told me not to worry about her husband. He liked to pretend to be crotchety and unfriendly, but he had been deeply touched that I had taken over his yard care when he could not. I ended up mowing his grass every week from then on, and formed a friendship of sorts with him. He said I was okay but all my friends were a bunch of hooligans. I had to look that word up! He lived a few more years, then his wife passed away, and he followed her a week later. I was surprised to get the few thousand dollars he'd left for me. I'd always refused his offer of payment. I said it wouldn't be a good deed if I was paid. And the Karma was worth more that the money.
I work as an ER veterinarian and see high dogs about 2-3 times a week. Dogs love marijuana. People freak out because the dog keeps falling over and can’t walk well. They also startle very easily. If I ask if there is any way the pet could have gotten into any marijuana there is usually much denial and then a mention that their brother is visiting and smokes or the neighbors smoke all the time. At times a teenager will be sitting right next to Mom or Dad and I will look at them and just know they are the ones that have the weed. It often comes out after I have brought in a 1000 - 2000 dollar estimate for diagnostics and hospitalization since everyone denies vehemently that the dog could not have gotten into marijuana. If marijuana exposure is diagnosed then 99% of the time they just take the dog home to monitor. It wears off in 12-24 hours. Very, very rarely they can become comatose and have seizures but they have to consume a lot of marijuana for that to happen. And no - I don’t know exact amounts. Just keep your weed locked up and don’t throw roaches on the ground. Fun times in the ER!!
I’ll admit that when my buddy and I used to get stoned during high school, he would close his dogs mouth and exhale into the dog’s nostrils. Then it would try to jump onto the bed and always smacked it’s face. It was hilarious back then, especially because we were stoned. The dog seemed to like it too.
@@Sniperboy5551a friend of mine told me she used to regularly drink at a certain tavern where a customer would regularly set a bowl of beer on the floor for his dog. The dog was a regular drinker. Then, the dog fell while leaving and got hurt. The dog never drank again
I don't get why anyone would deny and pay a ridiculous bill, rather than just say yes it is possible. It isn't like the vet will call the police, unless you taped the animal in a dong and tortured it for hours (sadly base on a real case from a few years ago). Animals get into things, the sooner the vet knows the truth the faster your animal gets treated and the more likely the animal not to have lifelong complications or die. It's like those people who stick odd objects in their bums, then go to the hospital and say "I am having pain in my rectum" instead of "I stuck a barbie in my butt and can't get it out."
My ex's dog had gotten into a bunch of gummies and got herself really messed up and she was freaking out and worried and a quick Google search later. I was like okay. Just keep her comfortable and make sure she drinks water
My oldest sister dead ass fell for bonsai kittens. She was absolutely convinced it was a thing and was outraged by it. She was in her 20s, and it didn't occur to her that it could be a hoax until someone asked her how she thought the kittens ate or took a shit or, idk, breathed, if they were sealed in a container. I'm still not totally sure if logic prevailed. It would be the first and only time for her, if it did.
He probably cleans it fairly regularly, but his kids are like 5 and 2 or smth. Mine are 3yo and 18mo and I get mountain ridges of food and assorted crud over the course of 6 hours. I clean the floors and tables every night or else there’d be literal inches of crud on every surface they interact with
From Oz, I see! Some of my favorite people other than my fellow Muricans! You guys have some BRUTAL heavy metal, and great sense of humor, pretty women, and tough guys that like to fight and make fun trouble! I have a full back tattoo that's the cover of a 90s Aussie War Metal band's debut record.
I'm still hoping one day Simon does the keeps ad with a massive mullet wig. I mean he will probably have to whip it off and say it's not because of keeps but going along with it for a bit will be so funny 😂
My favorite part of the cat prank, is that anyone should know, that if you give a cat a container, they will willingly morph their own shape to sleep in it.
I was thinking the same thing. Plenty of videos out there showing cats climbing into anything and everything, whether big enough for them or not, and curling up to sleep. I had a cat as a kid that would sleep in our bathroom sink; he filled it completely and stay in there even if I turned the water on trying to get him out. That and cardboard boxes and paper bags were always cat beds.
EXACTLY! LOL this is what makes it doubly funny & adding the ' shrodingers cat ' theory? is that the right word? postulation? I've lost the word darn it, brain damage due to mri/ triggered cardiac arrest /delay in resuscitation due to being In The MRI tube & no defibrillator on site , ( btw, had a DNR & mentioned this to the techs prior to being placed in the tube, however the techs shift changed during the MRI's start up procedure & the new techs weren't told about the DNR! long story short, was lucky to wake up a months later & had to relearn .... everything, eating, potty, wiping, walking speech telling time showering shoelaces names of things #butIdigress SORRY! the shrodingers cat postulates that if you put a cat in a box with radioactive blah blah that effectively the cat was both dead & alive, there's more to the theory but essentially I think that until the supposed bonsai cats were actually seen , eye to eye, so to speak the best answer is that the cat is both in the box & alive & unmodified ( not radioactive or dead or dying) oops I forgot a crucial factor, ok cat, thought up by shrodinger ( who most not have liked cats!) is theoretically placed in a box, with a device containing enough radioactive material to end said cat if the device that contains the isotope ( which is randomly cycling through the options of releasing the available radioactive gunk or not doing so , this is where the guy's string of thoughts is whack... because he's of the opinion that until you actually open the box to look, the cat isn't even in existence! lol just like bonsai kittens aren't existing either!! GOT-CHA !!!
@@l.scales7516 Woah! That's a harrowing medical horror story! It sounds like you are much improved though. I couldn't imagine and I've had medical trauma of my own! Take care!
Yes, it's not like you have to put a cat in a box / container, they will do that on their own. My son will drop a box around the house and say "cat trap", in no time a cat is in it
@@ivanwilliams7413😂 nope that one was a real thing. I'm glad other people remember that. Circa early 00's haha the Internet was way more wild back then lol
@@Antsylum I being a cat lover thought it was a hilarious bit of satire. My best friend at the time, did not appreciate that one popping up in her email inbox 😂 This was right around early Myspace time, but we were still using Xanga during that time and moved over shortly after. 😂 Sometimes I feel old. Then I realize... Yeah, I kinda am haha
8:59 On that note I just opened a store that sells dehydrated water, it comes in volumes up to 1 cubic light year. Just add water and it makes as much water as you need. Sadly we can not offer a container large enough to hold the resulting volume of water.
Editor already put in the info about the name thumb tacks but to answer Simons question about the name drawing pins. The name comes from the origin of the product - being used to pin drawings to walls. Mostly the crappy artwork we used to bring home from school but they also worked for posters.
At uni they gave you an entire wall in your room that was perfect for pinning posters to, just to make sure you didn't pin it on the other walls that would cause damage. So of course everyone pinned everything to the other 3 walls for a laugh.
I believe the writers are superb and it seems like each episode is better than the last. While I enjoy every aspect of this creator’s content (all channels), I am the most impressed with skill level of the editor or editors. The antics and sarcasm of the editor is amazing and done in an undeniably intelligent manner. I am just an old man but I am a fan forever. I wish the best of health and happiness to you all and your families!
Oh...this was wall to wall greatness! The laughter tears are still streaming down my face! I needed this today (one of my cats slipped the veil last night. Sadface.) I like how The Blaze has become like going to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror due to the running memes. Skeletor rules so mightily. Being able to "sing along", so to speak, is interactive fun! Thanks, Julian (where do they sell a carton of Jager?!), Dave, and Simon. I needed this BAD today. Blaze on, Blazers! >koffkoff
I was young when that bonsai kitten site came out. I remember being so upset and crying to my dad. He comforted me and explained how it was done. Now I'm so sceptical of everything.😂
The Moose Jaw Times Herald once asked the citizens of Moose Jaw, SK, Canada to leave their landline phones off the hook because the phone company wanted to blow the dust out of the phone lines. This was April 1st.
Funny you mention about the bins as I used to work as a loader on a bin lorry and I would throw extra bags in whenever I could. You can’t do it all the time though as things are different now, there’s a lot more households for one which means the truck gets full faster which means more trips to the tip and you are only paid up to a certain time of day, no one wants to go over that limit for obvious reasons, this is why the days of taking everything that was left out are gone. There’s also legislation now classing upholstered things like furniture as something called PoPs which stands for Persistent Organic Pollutants, these have to be collected separately as they are charged at different rates, it costs a lot more to tip PoPs than general waste because of this which is why your old office chairs and other furniture doesn’t get taken. If someone at the transfer station was to spot seating in a tipped load then it would be reclassified from general to PoPs, you don’t want that with the 10 tonne load off a bin wagon (or rather the council doesn’t) as that is a far more expensive tip which the tax payer has to cover. That’s why most councils will now charge you to collect stuff like that.
I loved that. That bit got me laughing hard. Yeah hearing British version names for things then Simon questions the American one. Yeah thumb tacks makes sense. I love when editors mock Simon.
So one of my father's friends, way back in the day (I'm older than Simon, and my father was in his mid-20's when I was born) had a mother who worked in the school cafeteria. His family also owned a cascara tree farm. Cascara bark is used to make natural laxatives, often in the form of teas. This kid decided to put a bunch of cascara bark into a bucket of water and just let it steep cold for like a month or so. Then he went to work with his mom, and helped her out in the morning prepping for the lunch before school. He used the water with the mix for the soft-serve ice cream machine, and then headed off to class. Since he and my dad were friends, he warned my dad not to have any ice cream that day. Lunch comes, and most of the students who bought lunches get ice cream after their meals for dessert. So do a lot of staff. Soon, people are clogging up the bathrooms. There are lines and students out the doors. They're shitting in the hallways. It's pandemonium. They had to close the school down for three days. Turns out that when cascara bark sits in water for that long, it's POTENT. The kid hadn't expected the effects to be quite so spectacular. I think this falls into the "pranks gone wrong" theme of this video.
19:19 - Sign 'Modifications... 😏. There's a caravan park near me that has a sign reading: "Warning - Concealed entrance", it now reads: "Warning! Congealed Entrance" 😉🤣🤣🤣 DEFINITELY NOT ME that did it... 😉 😎🇬🇧
I recently started driving a recycling truck, and I can confirm that that job keeps you really in shape. I've always struggled to gain muscle, and within 3 months of starting that job I've already seen and noticeable difference In my physique. Also, one of my co-workers is almost 70 years old, and moves at least 20 minutes outside LOL
Kansas City resident here. You're correct in that KQRC radio disc jockey "Johnny Dare" isn't his real name (shocker, I know); he was born "John Caprefoli."
The fact that neither Simon nor his spouse regularly CLEAN THE TABLE after the children eat is one of the most unnerving things I've ever heard on Brain Blaze.
I have three comments on this video. One: I’m 90% sure I know the family of the Stonerock kid. It’s a rare name and I had friends of that last name in central Ohio where the sign mess happened. Second, I have asthma and can’t smoke anything so edibles are the only way I can consume the magic herb. It recently became legal in Ohio and I’ve been enjoying certain gummies. Finally, I started work a couple years ago at a local flooring store. We tad a huge batch of sort carpet and vinyl remnants that we decided to give away. I drew cartoon dog heads and taped one to the top of each remnant displayed in our large front window. I then put up a sign saying, “Free to a good home. Adopt one today.” Next day was my day off. Came in the day after that and caught a huge load of teasing and faked indignance about all the trouble I caused. People thought we were adopting out dogs from litters of unwanted puppies !!!!!! The guys fielded complaint after complaint from animal loving citizens who thought we were irresponsible dog owners trying to get rid of a massive number of unwanted dogs! I didn’t live that one down for many months! I repeat that they were cartoon styled line drawings of dog heads and a couple cat heads taped atop short rolls of flooring remnants! Smh!
To be fair to the trash collector, my best friend's dad was a trashman in LA, and he once had a guy hiding in a plastic bin jump out and make a stab at him. Instead, the kid fell over due to his lunge tipping the entire can over. He tried to stab the dad in the foot. However, they wear steel-toe boots, and all he managed to do was mess up the leather a bit. So he leaped up, brandished the knife, and ordered "Gimme your money." My friend's dad explained that he didn't keep a wallet on him while in uniform, but he could have his watch. The mugger agreed, took the watch, and hightailed it out of there. The dad guessed he must be "new at this" and estimated he was barely a teenager. The best part: it was a watch from Pic-N-Save, $5 brand new, the face was scratched to hell, and the faux leather strap almost worn out. It was totally worthless, which is why he used it for work: if it broke and fell into a trash bin, he could just leave it there rather than try to dig it out.
There's a German band called "Joint Venture", who composed a satire song about the first person ever to die from a cannabis overdose. He was a dock worker in the Netherlands city of Rotterdam by the name of Hank. The song begins very somber, telling of Hank and how he loved his work at the docks. The final verse then reveals that Hank died at work, when a chain above him snapped and caused him to suddenly "overdose" with four and a half metric tons of "good red" and that if weed were legalized, it could be transported by much more safe standards 😏
He might have not be so careful soon, as Czechia is leaning towards legalisation. But the HHC affair during the last year severely complicated things. (several children were hospitalised after eating HHC gummi bears. Even the Pirate party supported the HHC ban after that)
Michigan, too! I grew for a decade after I left the Army until they commercialized the hell out of it. It's cheaper to buy killer grass than grow it here... and Michigander weed surprises most people on how dank it is. We have a short outdoor season, but the plants grow YUGE and yield fat poundage! Wish I could post pics! I miss our pharm... damn corporate weeds!
Reminds me of when, while filming "Titanic" in 1996, the clam chowder provided for the crew to eat was laced with PCP. I believe a few people were hospitalized.
Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/SIMON to get a special offer.
I still can't believe the Czech republic hasn't legalized it yet; talk about behind the times!
I thought the worst C-Word to call someone was 'Canadian'.
19:19 - Sign 'Modifications... 😏. There's a caravan park near me that has a sign reading: "Warning - Concealed entrance", it now reads: "Warning! Congealed Entrance" 😉🤣🤣🤣 DEFINITELY NOT ME that did it... 😉
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But SImon! Bald is beautiful! I'm also part of that club. Cheers!!
Mate, you have been saying your hair ran to the hills 10 years ago for at least the last 4+ years. I know you gotta make a living, but don't sell out like that! I actually WATCH your videos on most of your channels.
Simon keeps the C-bomb holstered for the right moment.
Us Aussies sprinkle it around like glitter in a kindergarten
YES. And the Scots too.
I learned the word in a comedic sense and didn’t know it was a swear until I was much older and now I too advocate for sprinkling it around in good fun lol
Glad you posted that, I almost did. American here and I’ve been trying to normalize its use here. So far no dice
I was about to post this exact comment 😂 Simon calling it the 'worst' swear word, meanwhile we're out here using it for our best mates
@@xessenceofinsanityxyep it's super offensive in England. I'm told the Scottish might have a different perspective on this?
This is why I prefer pranks that screw with peoples heads rather than doing anything damaging. One time years back someone modified the welcome signs on the edge of city limits. Nothing as blase as making funny curse words. Oh, no. They went so much further. They made a cover that went over a little supplementary sign with the city's logo underneath, changing them to say things like "City of Speed Traps" and "Road Construction City". and my personal favourite, "Welcome to Edmonton, Alberta's Capital City. Suck it Calgary"
Anyone else catch the Jaegermeister carton superimposed over his Coke can at around 13:20? Brilliant 😂
Thanks for pointing that out, I usually only listen to these.
I had one of those, "You kids stay off my lawn!" neighbors growing up. He did have a beautiful lawn though. He spent lots of time taking care of it,
Then one day the fire trucks and ambulance showed up ant took the man away. He'd suffered a massive heart attack. He survived but he was gone for weeks and weeks.
As my dad suffered from terrible allergies it was my job to mow the grass every week. Once the man was no longer caring for his lawn it started getting over grown.
I'd watch every day as his wife came out first thing in the morning and drive away not returning until well after dark. I assumed (correctly) she was going to see her husband.
As his grass started to become over grown I decided on my own that I should walk over and mow it. I just started doing this every Saturday. He had automatic sprinklers so I didn't need to worry about watering the grass.
After nearly the entire summer I mowed and trimmed his lawn. I tried trimming his bushes but I realized I was doing more harm than good so I quit before I did too much damage.
I found out later that on the day he was let out of the hospital he was dreading what his lawn was going to look like. He'd asked his wife but she said she had not once thought of the condition of the yard. Frankly, I think if I'd replaced her car with my mother's car, I doubt she would have noticed. If the keys were in it she would have just driven my mom's car to the hospital. She had more important things on her mind.
He was really surprised to kind his grass freshly cut and very well maintained. The bushes needed work, but that was all.
He called me on the phone (I didn't know he knew my name) and asked if I had been cutting his grass, but his town was gruff an unfriendly. Afraid I'd be in trouble if I admitted to trespassing, but the neighbors ratted me out. The next day his wife knocked on my door with a huge plate of some really amazing lemon bars.
She told me not to worry about her husband. He liked to pretend to be crotchety and unfriendly, but he had been deeply touched that I had taken over his yard care when he could not.
I ended up mowing his grass every week from then on, and formed a friendship of sorts with him.
He said I was okay but all my friends were a bunch of hooligans. I had to look that word up!
He lived a few more years, then his wife passed away, and he followed her a week later.
I was surprised to get the few thousand dollars he'd left for me. I'd always refused his offer of payment. I said it wouldn't be a good deed if I was paid. And the Karma was worth more that the money.
That.. is an adorable and wholesome tale
@@crayzkato6607 The part about the tattoo continues to bother me, and all of this took place more than 40 years ago.
Skelator laughing at simons write up cracked me up 😂
I busted out laughing.
Me too!! Skeletor is critically awesome!
I love that the editor hasn't got bored of the Skelator meme, despite presumably having to listen to it many more times than we have to time the joke.
Cats are both a solid and a fluid.. my cat will crawls into the weirdest crevices on her own. Including vases, boxes, cabinets, etc
"feed basement staff" LOL NO
😂😂😂😂 That had me rolling 😂😂😂
Because it's an unnecessary expense, he'll just "hire" a new batch when this one wears out.
I Knew it!!😂🎉😂
They do exist.😮😅
I work as an ER veterinarian and see high dogs about 2-3 times a week. Dogs love marijuana.
People freak out because the dog keeps falling over and can’t walk well. They also startle very easily.
If I ask if there is any way the pet could have gotten into any marijuana there is usually much denial and then a mention that their brother is visiting and smokes or the neighbors smoke all the time. At times a teenager will be sitting right next to Mom or Dad and I will look at them and just know they are the ones that have the weed. It often comes out after I have brought in a 1000 - 2000 dollar estimate for diagnostics and hospitalization since everyone denies vehemently that the dog could not have gotten into marijuana.
If marijuana exposure is diagnosed then 99% of the time they just take the dog home to monitor. It wears off in 12-24 hours. Very, very rarely they can become comatose and have seizures but they have to consume a lot of marijuana for that to happen.
And no - I don’t know exact amounts. Just keep your weed locked up and don’t throw roaches on the ground.
Fun times in the ER!!
I’ll admit that when my buddy and I used to get stoned during high school, he would close his dogs mouth and exhale into the dog’s nostrils. Then it would try to jump onto the bed and always smacked it’s face. It was hilarious back then, especially because we were stoned. The dog seemed to like it too.
Interesting comment, and interesting is this "comments by members" section. Looks like I can reply, though, non-member myself
@@Sniperboy5551a friend of mine told me she used to regularly drink at a certain tavern where a customer would regularly set a bowl of beer on the floor for his dog. The dog was a regular drinker. Then, the dog fell while leaving and got hurt. The dog never drank again
I don't get why anyone would deny and pay a ridiculous bill, rather than just say yes it is possible. It isn't like the vet will call the police, unless you taped the animal in a dong and tortured it for hours (sadly base on a real case from a few years ago). Animals get into things, the sooner the vet knows the truth the faster your animal gets treated and the more likely the animal not to have lifelong complications or die.
It's like those people who stick odd objects in their bums, then go to the hospital and say "I am having pain in my rectum" instead of "I stuck a barbie in my butt and can't get it out."
My ex's dog had gotten into a bunch of gummies and got herself really messed up and she was freaking out and worried and a quick Google search later. I was like okay. Just keep her comfortable and make sure she drinks water
My oldest sister dead ass fell for bonsai kittens. She was absolutely convinced it was a thing and was outraged by it. She was in her 20s, and it didn't occur to her that it could be a hoax until someone asked her how she thought the kittens ate or took a shit or, idk, breathed, if they were sealed in a container. I'm still not totally sure if logic prevailed. It would be the first and only time for her, if it did.
well, munchkins are a thing.
Even if it is a hoax, you shouldn't be telling people to try to alter their own animals though.
Sick burn man
They covered that in the instructions. You drill a hole in the bottom of the container and superglue the cats anus to it.
@@FunnyHaHa420 They even had instructions for running tubes to various parts of the body. Genius.
dont think the delightful increase in Venture brother clips has gone unnoticed Julian.
it has been noticed, and appreciated :)
Simon himself is like if Rusty wasn't constantly popping antidepressants and constantly reliving childhood trauma.
Hail the Mighty Monarch!
lol I love that Simon learned that drawing pins are also called thumb tacks at the same time I learned thumb tacks are also called drawing pins
Lol, same!
I dig the SW neon lighting up 16:07 - Someone has to get Simon a proper power supply for it!
One of the tubes security systems is broken so the sign automatically shuts down. It's been that way since before Business Blaze ended.
the darkwing duck memeage makes me so fucking happy
The Jägermeister @13:18 explains it all.
He must have been drinking if he agrees with a Karen just like a woman.
3:07 Thumb Tacks are sometimes called "drawing pins", because they are often used to secure posters and drawings to a wall or cork-board.
And what part of your body would you use to push it into the cork board? 😂
@@MarkFranklin-l3pmy palm? Head? Foot?
I love there was a demonstration of what every American was thinking when Simon said, "What does it have to do with thumbs... or tacks?"
I'm glad there's somebody who remembers that, When There's Trouble, You Call DW.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!!!
Darkwing duck.
13:17 - Simon's Coke becomes Jägermeister
Your kid's plates balance on a mountain ridge of sedimentary food products but you dryclean your curtains? 😂
He probably cleans it fairly regularly, but his kids are like 5 and 2 or smth.
Mine are 3yo and 18mo and I get mountain ridges of food and assorted crud over the course of 6 hours.
I clean the floors and tables every night or else there’d be literal inches of crud on every surface they interact with
@@CraftyVeganmine are 10 and 13. I've seen only marginal improvements in the last decade.
Simon discovering that steam cleaners do more than just clean curtains, by accident.
I didn't even think of that. Fuck.
Bonzai kitten was hilariously unbelievable and the cute kitten meow when the page loaded made it even better 😅
This one was seemed even better than usual. The editing was on point in this one. I demand a shameless sequel episode immediately.
If this one does well, Simon will make part 99.
I’m in Oz, the tourist slogan for the Northern Territory is “CU in the NT
Genius
Never mind Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination, it's that Carbonic acid that gets into soft drinks all the time that's a huge problem... :P
Come on, DHMO is found in nuclear reactors.
Never trusted the bubbles!
As a kid pranks were jokes. Looking back some(if not all) of those "pranks" were actually felonies.
It’s not funny if it’s not a felony
The best jokes blur the line.
Ah, happy childhood memories.
Simon the C word is common vocabulary for my people. It’s like our calling card can anyone guess where I’m from 😂😂
From Oz, I see! Some of my favorite people other than my fellow Muricans! You guys have some BRUTAL heavy metal, and great sense of humor, pretty women, and tough guys that like to fight and make fun trouble! I have a full back tattoo that's the cover of a 90s Aussie War Metal band's debut record.
I am your people! 🇦🇺 straya c*nts! 🤘
Australia or Glasgow
Weeeeew Aussie!! 🎉
I'm still hoping one day Simon does the keeps ad with a massive mullet wig. I mean he will probably have to whip it off and say it's not because of keeps but going along with it for a bit will be so funny 😂
"I'd never do that, that's illegal"
*points and laughs*only in your part of the world, Simon!
I laughed hard at this one. Awesome editing, Julian! Thumbnail was a masterpiece! And anything making fun of Simon is in a class all its own!
My favorite part of the cat prank, is that anyone should know, that if you give a cat a container, they will willingly morph their own shape to sleep in it.
I was thinking the same thing. Plenty of videos out there showing cats climbing into anything and everything, whether big enough for them or not, and curling up to sleep. I had a cat as a kid that would sleep in our bathroom sink; he filled it completely and stay in there even if I turned the water on trying to get him out. That and cardboard boxes and paper bags were always cat beds.
True dat!
EXACTLY! LOL this is what makes it doubly funny & adding the ' shrodingers cat '
theory? is that the right word? postulation? I've lost the word darn it, brain damage due to mri/ triggered cardiac arrest /delay in resuscitation due to being In The MRI tube & no defibrillator on site , ( btw, had a DNR & mentioned this to the techs prior to being placed in the tube, however the techs shift changed during the MRI's start up procedure & the new techs weren't told about the DNR! long story short, was lucky to wake up a months later & had to relearn .... everything, eating, potty, wiping, walking speech telling time showering shoelaces names of things #butIdigress
SORRY! the shrodingers cat postulates that if you put a cat in a box with radioactive blah blah that effectively the cat was both dead & alive, there's more to the theory but essentially I think that until the supposed bonsai cats were actually seen , eye to eye, so to speak the best answer is that the cat is both in the box & alive & unmodified ( not radioactive or dead or dying) oops I forgot a crucial factor, ok cat, thought up by shrodinger ( who most not have liked cats!) is theoretically placed in a box, with a device containing enough radioactive
material to end said cat if the device that contains the isotope ( which is randomly cycling through the options of releasing the available radioactive gunk or not doing so , this is where the guy's string of thoughts is whack...
because he's of the opinion that until you actually open the box to look, the cat isn't even in existence! lol just like bonsai kittens aren't existing either!! GOT-CHA !!!
@@l.scales7516 Woah! That's a harrowing medical horror story! It sounds like you are much improved though. I couldn't imagine and I've had medical trauma of my own! Take care!
Yes, it's not like you have to put a cat in a box / container, they will do that on their own.
My son will drop a box around the house and say "cat trap", in no time a cat is in it
I’ve legitimately stared at my tongue in the mirror trying to do different things with it for about 20 minutes while sober.
any luck?
@@l.scales7516 most I can do is that u thing
The editing in this vid is absolutely A1, I was laughing so hard!
Simon, when folks ask me what happened to my hair, I point to my beard and say it permanently migrated south for the winter!!
Legend.
Ok, if your dining table is nasty enough you need to steam clean it, somebody isn't doing their house cleaning right🤣🤣🤣
The Owen Wilson “wow” killed me 😂
I wasn’t sure if anyone else noticed that
Thumbnail brings me back to the days of "bonsai kittens" 😂
I thought that was a fever dream or something outta a newspaper comic strip.
@@ivanwilliams7413 may as well have been... People got real bent out of shape about it though 😂
@@ivanwilliams7413😂 nope that one was a real thing. I'm glad other people remember that. Circa early 00's haha the Internet was way more wild back then lol
@@Antsylum I being a cat lover thought it was a hilarious bit of satire. My best friend at the time, did not appreciate that one popping up in her email inbox 😂
This was right around early Myspace time, but we were still using Xanga during that time and moved over shortly after. 😂
Sometimes I feel old. Then I realize... Yeah, I kinda am haha
Holy crap I just got to the part of bonsai kittens. 😂😂😂
I had to pause while making breakfast and literally just got there. This is GOLD
I once scared my mom while she was baking and got a baking sheet smacked across my head. 😂
The quick insert of the sign for Bullshit was priceless, thank you editor
Can Julian PLEASE get some more blazement rations!!!!
Absolute diamond!
Dave “I have a script for Sideprojects”
Simon “I’m not using that”
Dave “I’ll sneak it into a Brain Blaze then”
😂😂😂
8:59 On that note I just opened a store that sells dehydrated water, it comes in volumes up to 1 cubic light year. Just add water and it makes as much water as you need. Sadly we can not offer a container large enough to hold the resulting volume of water.
Editor already put in the info about the name thumb tacks but to answer Simons question about the name drawing pins. The name comes from the origin of the product - being used to pin drawings to walls. Mostly the crappy artwork we used to bring home from school but they also worked for posters.
But that's what magnets and refrigerator doors are for in the US. I lived in Germany for 6 years and Euros are weird! (But I still love em!)
At uni they gave you an entire wall in your room that was perfect for pinning posters to, just to make sure you didn't pin it on the other walls that would cause damage.
So of course everyone pinned everything to the other 3 walls for a laugh.
@JokerLokison ah but the advent of the drawing pin was before everyone had a refrigerator and magnets to hang that stuff up with.
@@JessicaClark-lq4gw Touché! lol! Sho'nuff, you're correct! 😁
I believe the writers are superb and it seems like each episode is better than the last. While I enjoy every aspect of this creator’s content (all channels), I am the most impressed with skill level of the editor or editors. The antics and sarcasm of the editor is amazing and done in an undeniably intelligent manner. I am just an old man but I am a fan forever. I wish the best of health and happiness to you all and your families!
I dunno whos editing this episode, but holy hell, they've hit all of my favorite cartoons!!! Fricken love it
Hats off to you
Except for the constant duck quack. It’s in every single video! 11 times in this one alone!
Haha Simon you bought the wrong kind of steam cleaner for curtains!!
Oh...this was wall to wall greatness! The laughter tears are still streaming down my face! I needed this today (one of my cats slipped the veil last night. Sadface.) I like how The Blaze has become like going to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror due to the running memes. Skeletor rules so mightily. Being able to "sing along", so to speak, is interactive fun! Thanks, Julian (where do they sell a carton of Jager?!), Dave, and Simon. I needed this BAD today. Blaze on, Blazers! >koffkoff
So sorry for your loss dude look up dimebag Darrell doing redneck landscaping you'll laugh your ass off
Sorry for your loss.
@@raquellofstedt9713 Thank you. She was a rescue and a good kitty. RIP Sigyn Jokersdottir I miss her much. Onward to Valhalla, sweet kitty!
Wooh! Johnny Dare in the morning! Getting some KC representation! Lol that prank was honestly hilarious 😂
I've seen tons of Elevator "Ghost" pranks that have ended with someone getting their shit *ROCKED*
I was young when that bonsai kitten site came out. I remember being so upset and crying to my dad. He comforted me and explained how it was done. Now I'm so sceptical of everything.😂
The Moose Jaw Times Herald once asked the citizens of Moose Jaw, SK, Canada to leave their landline phones off the hook because the phone company wanted to blow the dust out of the phone lines. This was April 1st.
Funny you mention about the bins as I used to work as a loader on a bin lorry and I would throw extra bags in whenever I could. You can’t do it all the time though as things are different now, there’s a lot more households for one which means the truck gets full faster which means more trips to the tip and you are only paid up to a certain time of day, no one wants to go over that limit for obvious reasons, this is why the days of taking everything that was left out are gone. There’s also legislation now classing upholstered things like furniture as something called PoPs which stands for Persistent Organic Pollutants, these have to be collected separately as they are charged at different rates, it costs a lot more to tip PoPs than general waste because of this which is why your old office chairs and other furniture doesn’t get taken. If someone at the transfer station was to spot seating in a tipped load then it would be reclassified from general to PoPs, you don’t want that with the 10 tonne load off a bin wagon (or rather the council doesn’t) as that is a far more expensive tip which the tax payer has to cover. That’s why most councils will now charge you to collect stuff like that.
Didn't expect a dark wing duck meme, great job
How many brownies would the guy have to eat to have it effect him for 10 days.....he ate most of them, didn't he?! 😂🎉😂😂😂😂
2:51 GENIUS! Well done, editors (I wish I had the retention to remember who you are) that was frikkin awesome! (love you too, Simon!) ♥
I loved that. That bit got me laughing hard. Yeah hearing British version names for things then Simon questions the American one. Yeah thumb tacks makes sense. I love when editors mock Simon.
So one of my father's friends, way back in the day (I'm older than Simon, and my father was in his mid-20's when I was born) had a mother who worked in the school cafeteria. His family also owned a cascara tree farm. Cascara bark is used to make natural laxatives, often in the form of teas. This kid decided to put a bunch of cascara bark into a bucket of water and just let it steep cold for like a month or so. Then he went to work with his mom, and helped her out in the morning prepping for the lunch before school. He used the water with the mix for the soft-serve ice cream machine, and then headed off to class. Since he and my dad were friends, he warned my dad not to have any ice cream that day. Lunch comes, and most of the students who bought lunches get ice cream after their meals for dessert. So do a lot of staff.
Soon, people are clogging up the bathrooms. There are lines and students out the doors. They're shitting in the hallways. It's pandemonium.
They had to close the school down for three days.
Turns out that when cascara bark sits in water for that long, it's POTENT. The kid hadn't expected the effects to be quite so spectacular. I think this falls into the "pranks gone wrong" theme of this video.
Oh brutal! Shit-o-rama!
It may have gone wrong, but in all the right ways.
I loved it when Simon tea kettled up over the kitties because I already knew the story.
I'm from KC and can say it was hilarious and we were very disappointed in our fellow citizens
Holy smokes the editing was on point thanks for the bursts of laughter!!
Canal street manchester always has the c missing fun sign messing with XD
Kudos to the memeologist on this one, they where on point!
The Jägermeister Tetra-Pack was a special kind of glorious🤗
19:19 - Sign 'Modifications... 😏. There's a caravan park near me that has a sign reading: "Warning - Concealed entrance", it now reads: "Warning! Congealed Entrance" 😉🤣🤣🤣 DEFINITELY NOT ME that did it... 😉
😎🇬🇧
Julian is amping up the memes game! Well done!
I recently started driving a recycling truck, and I can confirm that that job keeps you really in shape. I've always struggled to gain muscle, and within 3 months of starting that job I've already seen and noticeable difference In my physique. Also, one of my co-workers is almost 70 years old, and moves at least 20 minutes outside LOL
"I hate the dead. Douchebags!" lmao!
Lol, I remember people immediately falling for the bonsai kittens, I couldn't believe anyone believed you could pull this off.
I've gotten a few people with di-hydrogen monoxide myself. Hilarious!😂
I heard that little TIFO drumbeat, that was very well done
Kansas City resident here. You're correct in that KQRC radio disc jockey "Johnny Dare" isn't his real name (shocker, I know); he was born "John Caprefoli."
20:00 "You use the 'c' word when you really mean it" or like many Australians, who use it to refer to their friends.
The fact that neither Simon nor his spouse regularly CLEAN THE TABLE after the children eat is one of the most unnerving things I've ever heard on Brain Blaze.
I presume that's what the "help" is for.
Cool profile pic, my Droogie! They saved up the slop for a bit of the ol' UltraSteaming! Singin' in the steam! Just singin' in the steam...
@@CrypidLore"HA!" said Skeletor.
Just wondering whether he unchained the kids from the table leg before spraying the scalding water.
And how many of you have carpets? Just gnar!
I love these edits, lol, the Jeger took me a second😂
I love that the neon in the background kicked on as a lightbulb.
Ha loved the jegermiester milk container. 😂😂😂😂
Never heard Olathe pronounced that way lol. It's "Oh-lay-tha"
Hahaha I was living in KC when Johnny Dare aired this. I was laughing so hard.
13:18 Jager?
13:38 I'm with you there.
I have three comments on this video. One: I’m 90% sure I know the family of the Stonerock kid. It’s a rare name and I had friends of that last name in central Ohio where the sign mess happened.
Second, I have asthma and can’t smoke anything so edibles are the only way I can consume the magic herb. It recently became legal in Ohio and I’ve been enjoying certain gummies.
Finally, I started work a couple years ago at a local flooring store. We tad a huge batch of sort carpet and vinyl remnants that we decided to give away. I drew cartoon dog heads and taped one to the top of each remnant displayed in our large front window. I then put up a sign saying, “Free to a good home. Adopt one today.” Next day was my day off. Came in the day after that and caught a huge load of teasing and faked indignance about all the trouble I caused. People thought we were adopting out dogs from litters of unwanted puppies !!!!!! The guys fielded complaint after complaint from animal loving citizens who thought we were irresponsible dog owners trying to get rid of a massive number of unwanted dogs! I didn’t live that one down for many months! I repeat that they were cartoon styled line drawings of dog heads and a couple cat heads taped atop short rolls of flooring remnants! Smh!
I hate hate hate this experiment and the movies that go along with it. But I sat and watched the whole thing because simon was talking about it
Just what I needed, more cowbell! I gotta have more cowbell, baby.
Hahahaha!!!! I remember being skeptical, but also signing a petition to ban the bonsai kittens!
Yes, it was a more innocent time. Lol!
Simon, it is not only your wife getting fed up with the recycling & electric car joke I think we all are lol 3rd time this week I’ve heard it😂
Omg the editing is so good
To be fair to the trash collector, my best friend's dad was a trashman in LA, and he once had a guy hiding in a plastic bin jump out and make a stab at him. Instead, the kid fell over due to his lunge tipping the entire can over. He tried to stab the dad in the foot. However, they wear steel-toe boots, and all he managed to do was mess up the leather a bit. So he leaped up, brandished the knife, and ordered "Gimme your money." My friend's dad explained that he didn't keep a wallet on him while in uniform, but he could have his watch. The mugger agreed, took the watch, and hightailed it out of there. The dad guessed he must be "new at this" and estimated he was barely a teenager. The best part: it was a watch from Pic-N-Save, $5 brand new, the face was scratched to hell, and the faux leather strap almost worn out. It was totally worthless, which is why he used it for work: if it broke and fell into a trash bin, he could just leave it there rather than try to dig it out.
There's a German band called "Joint Venture", who composed a satire song about the first person ever to die from a cannabis overdose. He was a dock worker in the Netherlands city of Rotterdam by the name of Hank.
The song begins very somber, telling of Hank and how he loved his work at the docks.
The final verse then reveals that Hank died at work, when a chain above him snapped and caused him to suddenly "overdose" with four and a half metric tons of "good red" and that if weed were legalized, it could be transported by much more safe standards 😏
Simon walking on eggshells while Im over here on the west coast smoking that legal weed 8)
He might have not be so careful soon, as Czechia is leaning towards legalisation. But the HHC affair during the last year severely complicated things. (several children were hospitalised after eating HHC gummi bears. Even the Pirate party supported the HHC ban after that)
he lives in Prague. Prague has unofficially been cool with weed for a long time.
Michigan, too! I grew for a decade after I left the Army until they commercialized the hell out of it. It's cheaper to buy killer grass than grow it here... and Michigander weed surprises most people on how dank it is. We have a short outdoor season, but the plants grow YUGE and yield fat poundage! Wish I could post pics! I miss our pharm... damn corporate weeds!
13:24 What is going on with the coke can? LMAO
it would be like going to the airport and shouting
I HAVE AN ALL ACCESS PASS TO COUCH
Awesome…I love this channel…🙏
Di-hydrogen Oxide is a practical joke that never fails to amuse me.
Definitely had to review everything I ate today when the neon SW came on the screen.
Classic episode! Your Team Sir!! Are Awesome!
The dead scares the piss outta me idc anything where the dead is has that real evil vibe no sir, not for me.
Reminds me of when, while filming "Titanic" in 1996, the clam chowder provided for the crew to eat was laced with PCP. I believe a few people were hospitalized.
Pasting in the JagerMilk was an odd choice
but it's great :D
Is that a thing?!
16:54 Not Simon should totally have cartoon glasses and mustache on top of his glasses and mustache!
Made some serious rubles with the product placement today factboy 😂
I remember my mom seeing the bonsai kitty thing back in the day and freaking out about how horrible it was
So, does Simon have a Coca-Cola sponsor deal cause his cans have been perfectly positioned for the camera lately 😂
It's like stepping on a pile of animal hair crumbled cookies and mold and mildew
Okay the box of Jaeger made me question my existence for a couple of minutes.