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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @Vjgtigers2
    @Vjgtigers2 6 місяців тому +1392

    "I'd be a bookie at a preschool" is wild

  • @OMGFantasy
    @OMGFantasy 6 місяців тому +725

    Remember for every 100 sportsbook losers there’s a winner.
    It could be you.
    Parlay your house.

    • @Randomlabomoty
      @Randomlabomoty 6 місяців тому +33

      Remember you are always one away from winning a gazllion dollars🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @yyny0
      @yyny0 6 місяців тому +11

      Most gamblers quit before hitting it big

    • @reecesmith849
      @reecesmith849 5 місяців тому

      Life’s short make the most of it with a free bet with BetMGM 😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobdegeuss
    @jacobdegeuss 6 місяців тому +1560

    Marketing Monday more like glarketing gunday, gosh im so original

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 6 місяців тому +76

      More like Jacob de Glizzy. I’m a riot

    • @jacobdegeuss
      @jacobdegeuss 6 місяців тому +42

      @@ExtantPersondude you’re a genius

    • @dracomight
      @dracomight 6 місяців тому +37

      How are you guys so original and intelligent? Please share your marketing insights with me.

    • @customch33s32
      @customch33s32 6 місяців тому +13

      Moooo nday

    • @dramaticbananathemovie6889
      @dramaticbananathemovie6889 6 місяців тому +4

      too soon.

  • @Fidlnks
    @Fidlnks 6 місяців тому +245

    18:52 bro has gotten nore human at the same time that ai has gotten more advanced. Honestly not a coincidence he's a robot it's been said before but it's probably true

  • @hsimah5921
    @hsimah5921 6 місяців тому +128

    Music at 11:50 was such a hidden nostalgia hit ahhaha

    • @theplaylistpsycho
      @theplaylistpsycho 6 місяців тому +5

      It's Pokemon, but which track tho>

    • @xyznihall
      @xyznihall 6 місяців тому +18

      @@theplaylistpsycho union cave heart gold soul silver

    • @tigerwoods373
      @tigerwoods373 6 місяців тому

      @@theplaylistpsychoglad you said that. Sounded familiar but I just couldn't place it. Thought Zelda at first but then tried thinking of other n64 games.

  • @just__mate
    @just__mate 6 місяців тому +237

    Can't wait for AI-trioc to give us Marketing Monday, Tarketing Tuesday, Warketing Wednesday, Thurkering Thursday, Farketing Friday, Sarketing Saturday and of course Surketing Sunday.

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 6 місяців тому +20

      Farketing.

    • @Neuvalence
      @Neuvalence 6 місяців тому +1

      Some of these could be spells

  • @happyhelpfulhoovy
    @happyhelpfulhoovy 6 місяців тому +103

    lmfao how does Atrioc get "the lion sleeps tonight" confused with the fucking halo theme at 20:35

    • @ConnorKrohnicles
      @ConnorKrohnicles 6 місяців тому +4

      That shit had me GONE

    • @SmashCentralOfficial
      @SmashCentralOfficial 5 місяців тому

      LMFAOO WTF HOLY SHIT

    • @snrkybrd
      @snrkybrd 27 днів тому

      prolly got the "eeee eee eEEEEeee eeeee eee eEee eEEEee eee Eeeeeuhhhhm bum bwayyy" part confused with the halo of chorus

  • @ryosukereaper
    @ryosukereaper 6 місяців тому +93

    god I love marketing mondays

  • @AntonyP24
    @AntonyP24 6 місяців тому +83

    Atrioc Im writing an essay on pretty much this exact topic as we speak, the points you've made in this video are exactly what I'm trying to get at. Speaking to friends it's actually so crazy how many people believe sports betting is skill

    • @account-yi2cn
      @account-yi2cn 6 місяців тому +1

      it is though, betting is more than just picking the winner. Guys like Matthew Benham for example.

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 6 місяців тому +18

      I'm sure you can apply some skill. In my city there was a band where every time they had a concert a day before the soccer team was playing, you could basically bet on the team losing because every player was hung over. There are certain things you can learn about sports that can allow you to make reliable profits.
      That being said... most people who apply 10% knowledge and 90% guesswork tell themselves its 100% knowledge... People like to fool themselves.

    • @tomfoolery2913
      @tomfoolery2913 6 місяців тому +12

      @@liquidmindsThe problem is the bookies also know this, they have teams of people setting the odds for matches to guarantee that they'll make a profit. It's like when people think they can beat out hedge funds in the stock market just because they watched some youtube videos.

    • @raphaelvermin
      @raphaelvermin 6 місяців тому +2

      Guys i live in Las Vegas. Grew up here.
      Let me put it this way. If you don't know the name of every member of the officiating crew you shouldn't be betting.
      That should tell you everything you need to know if you understand how these "sports" are played.
      You can be successful because its NOT chance, but you will assuredly not be successful over a period of time because it is NOT chance.

    • @AntonyP24
      @AntonyP24 6 місяців тому

      @@fitzwits random and chance mean the same exact thing when the gambling sites and apps are allowed to change the payout rates. I gurantee the have an average ROI that they need to hit for every bet they post

  • @whitewolf6966
    @whitewolf6966 6 місяців тому +8

    at 3:40, animation was so smooth, i liked it man. You should definitely add more such animations since it will be good and engaging for video, hats off to editor

  • @eternal.blizzard.
    @eternal.blizzard. 6 місяців тому +8

    “Hey siri cancel all apple subscriptions”

  • @THE_MOONMAN
    @THE_MOONMAN 6 місяців тому +3

    "I'd be a booky at a preschool"
    I'm fucking dead but I also respect the candor

  • @Lunai5444
    @Lunai5444 6 місяців тому +8

    Wow the universal thing is probably huge af for the Beatbox scene gotta love this. (Marcus Perez and SpencerX are already massively known)

  • @disbel6185
    @disbel6185 6 місяців тому +6

    SINGAPORE MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
    WE MAKING IT OUT OF GEYLANG WITH THIS ONE BOYS

    • @nulnoh219
      @nulnoh219 6 місяців тому +2

      For Durian right.
      Right?

  • @callmedylan1955
    @callmedylan1955 6 місяців тому +8

    SINGAPORE MENTIONED IN MARKETING MONDAY MAJULAHHHHH

  • @pigstix822
    @pigstix822 6 місяців тому +10

    Wait, marketing Monday on a Monday???? It’s a miracle!

  • @iTzCaRLiT0sWaY95
    @iTzCaRLiT0sWaY95 6 місяців тому +12

    to see a marketing monday within 10 min of post shows progress for me lol #keepgoing

  • @KelleyGreenEcstasy
    @KelleyGreenEcstasy 6 місяців тому +4

    18:45 Mark has turned into Dax Flame

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j 6 місяців тому +1

      Mark is going to give $10 to fans of project X and 21 jump street

    • @Syco07-pm3iz
      @Syco07-pm3iz 6 місяців тому +2

      Holy hell I have not heard the name Fax Flame in so long

  • @thunderboltll
    @thunderboltll 6 місяців тому +2

    About sports betting and the perceived game of skill, in Canada, might even be specific to Alberta, there's a radio ad that starts off like someone selling you a class on how to learn how to calculate sports odds and win sports bets everytime. Then it switches up and tells you thats not real and its not a game of skill LOL
    So at least Canada's pushing back against this early. I think it's gonna grow into a monster problem, comparable to Auz's VLT problem.

  • @butterphli3z
    @butterphli3z 6 місяців тому +2

    I don't understand who these people are who enjoy ANY images being blurred, depth of field added or anything or the sort that doesn't give you a PERFECTLY clear image at all times. If you think your eyes are doing this "naturally" when you look around then you might want to get your eyes checked by a professional because mine sure as hell don't do that and I technically require glasses for short-sightedness.
    Every single game now comes with motion blur and depth of field on as a result and it legit makes me think a majority of the population must be legally blind.
    This video was very entertaining though :)

  • @Zardif
    @Zardif 5 місяців тому +1

    If apple wants to be top dog, they should expand into an actually profitable business, sports betting. 87% of gen z will only buy an iphone, get those customers with a sports betting app already installed onto their device. Instant 4 trillion dollar company then.

  • @cingkole7893
    @cingkole7893 6 місяців тому +1

    18:15 Bigscreen Beyond > AVP

  • @arthuredwardsbad
    @arthuredwardsbad 6 місяців тому +1

    18:49 Damn, AI is getting better than ever these days 😂😂

  • @Qwayzar
    @Qwayzar 6 місяців тому +1

    Just woke up and saw this drop. Lucky I'm not in the East Coast. Prayers for those catching this on Tuesday.

    • @wantedsavage7776
      @wantedsavage7776 6 місяців тому +1

      I’m from east coast. Started to watch this at 1:30 am

    • @Qwayzar
      @Qwayzar 6 місяців тому

      @@wantedsavage7776 🙏🙏🙏

  • @valen5188
    @valen5188 6 місяців тому +1

    binking 5 bucks is such a good strat im gonna try it. Youre bound to win at least once, awesome video bro thanks for the help

  • @nekkomemes3647
    @nekkomemes3647 6 місяців тому +16

    Thank you, Also I am failing Chemistry

    • @icebird76
      @icebird76 6 місяців тому +2

      You should try gambling. Maybe it'll help pay off your low grades.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 6 місяців тому +1

    "The beginning of march" excuse me what?

  • @longlivezero
    @longlivezero 6 місяців тому

    As someone working at a supermarket. We can't get enough chicken wings in. They're just selling that fast.

  • @terrylockhart2207
    @terrylockhart2207 6 місяців тому +2

    My friend works at a bowling alley and has lost 20,000 dollars to sports betting in one year

    • @ManifestedMadness
      @ManifestedMadness 6 місяців тому

      That's really sad
      Do you know if he went into debt to gamble or did he lose cash he already had?

  • @dyldog
    @dyldog 6 місяців тому

    Obviously Zuck’s video about AVP is biased, but I think he seems more “human” than normal because his hair is longer, a little messy, lil wetted down, and just his whole cadence. I listened to him on Lex Friedman’s podcast recently and when it’s just a one-on-one he seems pretty chill and less rainman-y

  • @Chickenfriedpenguin
    @Chickenfriedpenguin 6 місяців тому +1

    to be fair ofc Singapore would do that, that country is rich as fuck and populair among the top of rich people worldwide.

  • @connorferguson2269
    @connorferguson2269 6 місяців тому

    19:00 what marks shil video tells me is rhat since he comes off as a normal human being tells me he has confidence in what hes saying, that spoke volumes it seems lol

  • @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock
    @Nibiru_-_Gen_Z_Warlock 6 місяців тому +1

    2:07
    playing toby fox's annoying dog song while wer'e amidst the potentially biggest financial crash in human history is...
    insurmountably... incomprehensibly... comedic

  • @oliver-nation4377
    @oliver-nation4377 6 місяців тому +1

    Apple with Siri trying to overtake ChatGPT... Good luck xD

  • @shepinel
    @shepinel 6 місяців тому +2

    I was having ego about having scholarships and hating gambling and sports before realizing that I can’t dodge every statistic (I’m alone)

  • @TehBananaBread
    @TehBananaBread 6 місяців тому

    Atrioc: The person who said coinbase was a stupid buy at sub 50. Priceless

  • @Harkness197
    @Harkness197 4 місяці тому

    Apple goggles were so shit it turned the Zuck into a real boy lol

  • @elixexo4011
    @elixexo4011 6 місяців тому

    13:54 it was a gigabrain move

  • @ollkorrect3856
    @ollkorrect3856 6 місяців тому +2

    Philippines Mentioned!!! Joey Salceda POGGERS

  • @lennylikesmusic
    @lennylikesmusic 6 місяців тому

    He was so cinematic with the apple Siri so teaser. Like the end of a damn marvel movie. Good job GH Brandon Johnson

  • @TheMonkeydela
    @TheMonkeydela 6 місяців тому +2

    I already watched the stream but I'll play this in the background while I play bloons

  • @pawnquacker
    @pawnquacker 6 місяців тому

    Nice video! Thanks for the update on wins and fails. See you next week.

  • @rororoyabote
    @rororoyabote 6 місяців тому

    I need the full cut of the Chilean beer Star Wars ad insert stat

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 6 місяців тому +1

    DOGE IS BACK? NOOO, I THOUGHT CRYPTO FINALLY DIED

  • @vdjKryptosRock
    @vdjKryptosRock 6 місяців тому +1

    I YOLO’d right after the crash. Now I’m selling at all the peaks. ✌️

  • @ralkyrie8799
    @ralkyrie8799 6 місяців тому +1

    I agree on fuck NFTs. Digital art that is AI generated and sold for thousands just blows my mind. But for Shibu Coin, I cant hate it. The developer is doing more work than most coins and ive doubled down twice already with these rallies and bought back in for next rally. Lol by 2040 shibu is going be granting some millionaires. Dont know about doge coin but shibu has its own ecosystem/mainnet and metaverse...huge potential.

  • @Coolbreeze02050
    @Coolbreeze02050 6 місяців тому +1

    9:16 OMG Mom get the camera, I made an Atrioc video LETSGO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @jeffjefferson1143
    @jeffjefferson1143 6 місяців тому +1

    Best part of this video is that Mark Zuckerberg is becoming human.

  • @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay
    @Monkey_D_Buhlahkay 6 місяців тому

    That bride’s father must be so proud of that union. What an idiot. The equivalence of staring at your phone during your entire wedding. I see that marriage lasting a long time.

  • @YoanGonzalez-yr2rf
    @YoanGonzalez-yr2rf 6 місяців тому

    That taylor swift story is wild, she got the magic stone 🤣

  • @RckDtar
    @RckDtar 6 місяців тому

    16:12 european union gdp def bigger than apples market cap

  • @bblvrable
    @bblvrable 6 місяців тому

    The problem with sports betting is that the safe bets don't pay off well, and losses can end up hurting you, so you start betting on long-shots in the hopes of actually seeing a return, but because they so rarely pay off, it's unlikely to happen. Of course, you only ever hear about the guys who get lucky. No one brags about the time they bet $500 on a parlay that didn't make it past the first game.

  • @danielwilson9122
    @danielwilson9122 6 місяців тому

    The soundtrack in the first segment is driving me crazy ngl lol, all i can hear from it is clapping here and there

  • @UndarkAido
    @UndarkAido 6 місяців тому +1

    Will the new Siri tell me where to hide dead bodies again? I've had them piling up since 2011.

  • @liangheuktan1141
    @liangheuktan1141 6 місяців тому +1

    singapore on MARKETING MONDAY over taylor swift lmfao

  • @swordandscale
    @swordandscale 6 місяців тому

    Magic Stone story made me lol 😂

  • @MegaLakona
    @MegaLakona 6 місяців тому +1

    I’m up $275 on sport betting. Probably helps that my last bet was a win like 3 months ago lol

  • @Welshman336
    @Welshman336 6 місяців тому

    There are literally like 3 or 4 companies that own every other company in the world. It doesn't surprise me that group owns over 60% or whatever percentage you said of music

  • @whatlez
    @whatlez 6 місяців тому

    It's crazy to me how far behind sports betting is in the States. Been like this for 20 years in Aus

  • @mcmorky9704
    @mcmorky9704 6 місяців тому

    its the hair, the messy Zuck looks more human.

  • @0xCAFEF00D
    @0xCAFEF00D 6 місяців тому

    16:10
    Americans need to know that iPhone just isn't as big in Europe. They're ~25% of the phone market compared to the American ~60%.
    So I don't think anyone lacks balls to manage this.

  • @colin3229
    @colin3229 6 місяців тому +1

    Yeah, im thinkin were back

  • @Victor-ji1rz
    @Victor-ji1rz 6 місяців тому +1

    Just wanted to warn tou they re currently raising money to put Dogwifhat on the vegas sphere

  • @Welshman336
    @Welshman336 6 місяців тому

    I think sports games winners are based on the bets placed on them in some way to make the NFL money

  • @RapstarReport
    @RapstarReport 6 місяців тому

    Dog Wif Hat 🎩 vs. Everybody

  • @951meatjr
    @951meatjr 6 місяців тому

    One glance at that wedding photo and I knew it was in UT.

  • @sirdavid8650
    @sirdavid8650 6 місяців тому

    marketing mondays keep me smart

  • @Brandongamesall
    @Brandongamesall 6 місяців тому

    Start to put ads in the middle of the game, no, what if we put it in the middle of a star wars movie ❤😊😅

  • @owencmyk
    @owencmyk 6 місяців тому +2

    AYO I'M IN THE VIDEO AT 9:16!!!!!!

  • @noanswer531
    @noanswer531 6 місяців тому

    as a proud owner of dogwifhat this thumbnail had me cackling

  • @puffles9256
    @puffles9256 6 місяців тому +1

    Whats the secret to staying to up to date with the news/economy?

    • @jacobchepulis3146
      @jacobchepulis3146 6 місяців тому +2

      im pretty sure he's subscribed to like 20 different newspapers

  • @brandalgo
    @brandalgo 6 місяців тому

    One of my favorite series of all time!

  • @exlass568
    @exlass568 6 місяців тому

    Low key I also had massive headache for the first couple of times I tried the quest 2 so it’s one of those things that you have to brute force of course it helps when you have a library of games and it’s not an Apple Vision Pro

  • @turbotoke8882
    @turbotoke8882 6 місяців тому

    idk man sports betting isnt a thing that i thin im going to earn any money on, i just bet like 2-5 dollars every game Manchester United or Denmarks national team play, and ive been doing this for the past 3 years, surprisingly i am up, ive in total put in 20 dollars into my bet365 account, and ive taken out over 120-150 dollars. This isnt life changing money, and i lose more often than not, but it just makes it that little bit more engaging to watch a game, because im rooting for a specific player to score etc. And im not too bummed about losing 3 dollars because Rashford failed to score (my god is he awful this season).
    But other people my age fail to understand that this is simply gambling, and the house always wins in the end. Its no different than going into a casino.

  • @SoulReaverVidView
    @SoulReaverVidView 6 місяців тому +1

    Gambling is a tax on the stupid and desperate. The rise in gambling is a rise in desperation in the younger generation. It's pretty sad for our society overall.

    • @tnt6272
      @tnt6272 6 місяців тому

      Gambling existed through all of history

    • @SoulReaverVidView
      @SoulReaverVidView 6 місяців тому

      @@tnt6272 So has stupidity and desperation. Thanks for making my point. =)

  • @GarborathTheGay
    @GarborathTheGay 6 місяців тому

    Hey atrioc, starting on my marketing certificates soon, from a buisness perspective is it smarter to get a BA or certifications with work experience

  • @Pur3lybo0ty
    @Pur3lybo0ty 6 місяців тому

    Just bought some coq inu, thanks for the advisement advice

  • @spacecoyote6646
    @spacecoyote6646 6 місяців тому

    We are not doomed. The suckers are doomed

  • @HoopyAmero
    @HoopyAmero 6 місяців тому

    I'm actually up in my lifetime in sports betting thanks to really good runs in the early and late 2010s where I cashed out, took the money and ran. When I see my state pushing to legalize sports betting and all those commercials it makes me sad, sure it'd make things easier for me but so many people are going to lose a lot of money betting when they otherwise wouldn't. On the other hand, they're probably buying lottery and scratchers already and at least sports betting gives you better odds with lower payout. Eh, whatever, stupid people will stupid.

  • @BuyHighSellLo
    @BuyHighSellLo 6 місяців тому +1

    not lying when i say marketing monday and twitter memes are the ONLY news i consume

  • @badasson8825
    @badasson8825 6 місяців тому

    Someone needs to crunch the numbers in the impacts of Atrioc on the economy

  • @lachyboimobile2808
    @lachyboimobile2808 6 місяців тому +1

    atleast they lost money with dignity. i lost all my money on a rust gambling site.

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 6 місяців тому

    My Doge coin holdings doubled from $1 to $2. The tendies are coming soon boys

  • @decand
    @decand 6 місяців тому +1

    grok in the same realm as gpt and gemini 😆

  • @colonaustral
    @colonaustral 6 місяців тому

    Big A mentioned my country wasnt in my bingo card this year, sacheiiiii

  • @elixexo4011
    @elixexo4011 6 місяців тому

    Bruh, baby dog wif hat went up 400,000%

  • @pugtatogaymer6269
    @pugtatogaymer6269 Місяць тому +1

    Not a whole lot different between sports betting and stock investing tbh

  • @sisigwithrice
    @sisigwithrice 6 місяців тому

    damn just got out of work
    want to enjoy a big A video
    15 seconds into the video I already have a fail
    wtf

  • @XenogenesisLOL
    @XenogenesisLOL 6 місяців тому

    my lovely eurovision songs are gon from spotify TT

  • @jamieregan
    @jamieregan 6 місяців тому +2

    how did my dumb tiktok bit end up in an atrioc video

    • @myleswagner6073
      @myleswagner6073 6 місяців тому

      How did my dumb photo of you end up in an atrioc video 4:41

  • @kxvux5032
    @kxvux5032 6 місяців тому

    Shout out to Big A for letting me know bitcoin is back up, i completely forgot about my wallet. Had like 50 euros in it which trippled, nothing insane, but for a broke uni student discovering 150 extra euros is very welcome

  • @glowco.717
    @glowco.717 6 місяців тому

    As a small artist, I want to call the UMG thing a win, but at the same time it's really a long term fail considering to find success I'm likely going to have to sign with a label like UMG

  • @zerathylalysaari1393
    @zerathylalysaari1393 6 місяців тому

    who knew putting a fucking TV right in front of your eyes will cause headaches ... i swear my parents warned me about it when i was a kid back in the 90s XD

  • @Cookiemaster98_98
    @Cookiemaster98_98 6 місяців тому +2

    Tim cook and zuck should just kiss already

  • @x9x9x9x9x9
    @x9x9x9x9x9 6 місяців тому

    I bought into doge when it was 2 cents. I put $80 in. 2 months later I pulled out $250 and left half my coins just to see what happens. Its so tempting to pull out right now but I told myself I will either hold forever or if it somehow hits $1. It never will hit $1 but I figure it doesn't hurt to leave it since its all profit.

    • @haroondaman7162
      @haroondaman7162 5 місяців тому

      It will hit a dollar, just need the dollar to become worth less

  • @bacbob5523
    @bacbob5523 6 місяців тому

    thank you for the red rising reccomendation atrioc the series was trancendental

  • @victorvanvolt8425
    @victorvanvolt8425 3 місяці тому

    Atrioc "Apple market cap (2.7 Tril) is bigger than E.U. GDP (19 Tril)".

  • @dascout9597
    @dascout9597 6 місяців тому

    i actually like this. seems pretty nice

  • @slicer2938
    @slicer2938 6 місяців тому

    heres the takeaway with sports betting. ONLY GAMBLE MONEY YOUR WILLING TO LOSE! Like its okay to bet little amounts that doesnt affect your living standards then sure do it, but dont do it expecting money. Also honest tip, DONT do the risky bets, it might sound nice thinking "i could 5x my money rn" NO U CANT, the reason its so high is that the chance of them winning is nearly 0, also remember that many sport betting apps DONT lose money when you win. They often take 10% of your winnings as a fee, many times your actually betting against each other and they just take a little bonus from you. How that might look like is you bet 1 dollar and you win with a 2x. but because of the fee they take 10 cents and you actually win 1.90.

  • @az678910
    @az678910 6 місяців тому +1

    Man that Apple Store makes my Samsung look pretty damn good

    • @0106johnny
      @0106johnny 2 місяці тому

      Though it will be nice for the EU to get a few more billion in fines.

    • @az678910
      @az678910 2 місяці тому

      @@0106johnny Apple sucks as a company, creating division and a false sense of superiority for their users with that stupid green text vs blue text thing

    • @0106johnny
      @0106johnny 2 місяці тому

      ​@@az678910 True, though that is a US only problem. In the EU iMessage has such a small user base that it won't even be subject to the new anti trust regulations.