Maz Jobrani - Trump (Stand up Comedy)
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- Trump, very good politic.
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"If he becomes president your family can't visit you." "Good, I don't like them anyway" LOL.
inaccurate statement to begin with
+2 Chainz #TRUU #2Hunnit #ChainzBlock
Very accurate statement, if he bans Muslims from entry to the US.
supervegeta101 the statement is wrong anyway, it's ILLEGAL immigrants being denied access.
@James Wright, let me ask you this: How can access be denied to an illegal immigrant? First, when people come in illegally nobody finds out they are illegal since they don't ask permission to get in..they are like invisible. Secondly, some people who first came in legally turn at some point under illegal status. Matter of facts, in both cases denying access does not work. It appears that "access can never be denied to illegal immigrants". This is a wrong statement. Yet, what it is really about to happen is denying access to people who potentially come legally then turn illegal, as well as chasing people around the sensitive borders. The comedian (Maz Jobrani)'s statement is therefore totally accurate. There are out there a majority of people who do not know what they are talking about. That explains also what happened, their votes and what will happen for worst in the future.
it has come to pass
1:07 I've never heard the whole trump situation explained so well with so few actual words
Omicron942 ignorant
2:03 is when classic comedy starts. "Yes, but I'm here. For me, very good politic...For my cousin, not very good politic". lol
+dejuanptv thanks my friend I appreciate you!
'he says what's on his mind so i don't have to say what's on my mind'
this line is so gold
I love Maz. His material is the funniest shit ever.
+Kouji Chan nothing but love my man thank you
I was enjoying the video so i scroll down to post a nice comment about the bit, and what do i see ? Dislikes based on political views, hate and accusations, name-calling ?
Is that what America has best to offer in 2016 before an election ? Bickering you'd find in a school ?
At least if you disagree, have some fucking arguments instead of insulting others, you should be better than this.
Anyways, great bit i laughed a lot in those three minutes.
if anyone would have done what hillarry did they would have been in the martha Stewart situation.
why do you think trump is doing so well in the first place? people dont care about the actual politics its a popularity contest
Susano19 That's sad.
Why wouldn't there be dislikes based on political views. He's talking about politics.
Nicholas Wicht because it's comedy ? It's supposed to be fun ? Getting eaten by a Mexican muslim shark ? that shit is hilarious.
So what's the other way to be ? You dislike everyone that thinks slightly differently than you, turning yourself into a hateful bigot ?
That joke about the relatives tho, 'good then I don't want them to visit me.' Lol got me
Oh my god maz is back again i love thos guy he's hilarious
+Reana S thanks Reana appreciate it!
Voice sounds a little like Seinfeld.
There is saying in Turkish "Misafir misafiri istemez , ev sahibi ikisini de"
Guest does not want an another guest, the host does not want both of them
I feel like the way Maz uses his gestures whilst delivering the jokes gives them more weight, entertaining to watch!
People it's called comedy for a fucking reason. Stop trying to argue in the comment section. NO ONE CARES
Watching this shit again... Hahahahahaha, still cant believe it! XD
+Arturo Allard you & me both bro
this guy's funny
thanks +Ramo appreciate the love!
All your videos truly hilarious 😂 & some are educating! thank you 😊
Funny thing is, he didn't say anything negative about Trump at all, it was only a few little jokes about dumb people you find supporting a candidate over a small unimportant choice of taste, in every election. And if any party supporter thinks her/his opinion matters in this section, they are better off staying at this level.
Also, great job Maz, you are a genius comic, I support your work ten times more than any politician, because they think about themselves and you only do this for us.
Stay at a hotel for once BABA = ffs!
I was a little apprehensive about watching this because contemporary politics are so touchy these days. I think Maz did a damn good job making it funny. If you're for or against, you still need to have a sense of humor. Excellent work, Maz.
+ZyklonExecution nothing but love buddy thank you!
Love Maz, such a funny guy
+Will Coplans thanks Will much love!
2:14 isn't he against illegal immigrants
He's for or against anything depending on the people in the room. He flip flops more than Magikarp.
+satellite964 I've always heard him say illegal immigrants
***** proof?
I'm pretty sure your thinking about Hillary, Bud :P
Trump verbatim on LEGAL (not illegal ) immigration - “When Mexico (meaning the Mexican Government) sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you (pointing to the audience). They’re not sending you (pointing again). They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing drugs.They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people".
The truth about immigrants 😂 2:48
"Ma, if this guy becomes President, your relatives are not going to be able to come visit you." "That's okay, I don't like them anyway." Now that is freaking funny. "Dude! You're an immigrant." "Yes, but I'm here. Not so good for my cousin, but good politic."
I love this guy so much, one of the most underrated comedians in the game !!!
this guy loves you back +TheAmazingMrMcFlyy thanks for your support!
+Maz Jobrani that's so awesome man, you made my day! Thank YOU!!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
***** Of course buddy I appreciate you!!
Top notch comedian. His gestures are well crafted.
+Nando N much love Nando thank you my friend!
Maz! This one was a really good one👌🏼
+Amit Budhraja thanks buddy much love!
I have been waiting for a maz video for like forever
Funny. Never thought of it like that XD
"...I don't like them anyway..."
Hilarious.
I CANT BELIEVE YOUR COMING TO MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA, I BOUGHT A TICKET I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR SHOW LOVE YOU MAZ! 😄
+RELZ 23Q LOVE YOU BACK MY FRIEND!
Maz Jobrani 😄, I ended up taking a photo with you & I bought your DVD & Book.
RELZ 23Q
he looks like the guy from Tremors
BURT!
watching this in 2017 and i'm crying
"He says what on his mind". Bwahahahaha!
Thank you for uploading this video. Made me laugh. Would love to see more of his stand ups.
This guy cracks me up.
+labanos21 much love buddy!
older Armenian guy goes.. for me he's very good politik for my cousin not good politik .. greetings from Armenia
I just pressed like become 6k WOW
First time I be after 999 it must was 5999 likes ... So my like made 6000 for you MAZ ... Love you Man sincerely Yemen people
Maz! You are Awsome man... I never knew you a week back until some how I got to see one of your videos... And now am daily watching one or the other of your videos... And damm man you are hilarious... Your comedy is full of humour and facts!! Keep up the good work mate!! Cheers!
Hoodie and a suit, thats badass
This guy isnt completely bias which i respect...
Priceless Lollll
Well done!
MORE!
Absolutely hilarious!!!
+Sylvester Augustine thanks, Sylvester!
So true!
It's absolutely true, I've never understood the reasoning. I know Latino's who legit support the dick cos 'they did it the right wa, following the law!" I'm like homie that's because your life wasn't that messed up that you were willing to endure rape, extortion and possible death to get anywhere but here! Man what a world! At least we have comedy!
I love maz ❤️
I'm a Trump supporter and this was fuckin hilarious. Y'all need to calm the fuck down and laugh, it's proven to be healthy for you. Give me a break, it's called the Laugh Factory for a reson.
+timr387 thanks buddy nothing but love
awesome
Now everybodies like Hahh ha Haa Haah haa
yea ma man Maz ur the best
YOU are the best +CR7 Messi
Maz Jobrani omg holy crap u replided to me (dadash man kheili dooset daram)
Saw Maz Live he is amazing.
+MrBinieam thanks buddy much love for the support I appreciate you!
this guys name gets stuck in my fucking head and doesnt go away
+Cory sing it in the tune of hallelujah & it will never go away
Haha so true and hilarious!
Legend
my man +Danny Kraft thanks for the love
Stay on the hotel one time baba 😂
He should have his own show, JS
Maz u r AWESOME and btw loved ur movie HILARIOUS
Wow never expected to see funny Iranian good work
Maz kinda sounded like T-bag from prison break 😂
LOVE that show...hate that character 😂
In my language "mahmur" means "hangover". :)
OMG, 1:58 your southern accent was hilarious.
full vid please
Very good number one politic it cracks me up
I find it funny that: people click on a comedy video, knowing they only wanted to talk shit about it
America seems to not know what liberal or conservative means, or conflated it with some BS idea out their ass lol
And the most passionate people seem to only speak in insults and generalities, but not know what the hell they're talking about
#AmericaTheBeautiful
Maz is funny
This guy is speaking at my alma mater so I had to give it a look. I graduated UC Berkeley and voted for Trump but that was very funny. In our defense, you can't have mass immigration and a welfare state -- unchecked immigration is fine when you're not drowning the middle class in taxes. You can only have one or the other.
too funny lol!
"Holy Moly Donut Shop" say it wit me know..
Ever noticed that just about all comedians are liberal? The funny ones anyway. I know Dennis Miller is supposedly right wing, but he was never very funny. And maybe you could call Trump himself a comedian, but can you name others? I can't think of any.
because they're smart?
+M Theory Enthusiast hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
All public speakers, social network and celebs are liberal. Because that's good for business. Doesn't take brains to figure it out.
+2 Chainz #TRUU #2Hunnit #ChainzBlock
Hahahaaa... You guys are confusing the people on being smart or being serious! Love your avatar pic, anyway. You seem to be one real republican! :)
+M Theory Enthusiast
Being smart is something entirely different than one being serious! Actually the comedians (the good ones at least) are smarter than all the other people, overall.
Maz's mom 2024!
damn maz you are so good 👍✌
you are even better +Liliy G
Maz Jobrani naaaaah no way lollllzz
please post another maz gig
+theagnostic indian i got even more on my channel buddy make sure to subscribe I'll be dropping videos every Tuesday :)
Even as a trump supporter this shit is funny as fuck!
I don't know why people get so mad over peoples opinions, like i know somewhere in the comments there's a trump supporter being like "WELL LET ME TELL YA'LL THIS ILLEGAL ISN'T FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST *spit* I LOVE ME SOME GOOD OL' FASHIONED MURICA AND TRUMP WILL BRING THAT BACK
USA USA USA"
That moment when you can remember what one Armenian guy said, but can't remember that there is a clear difference between being anti-illegal immigrant and anti-legal immigrant
stay at hotel one timeبابا 😂😂
Close your eyes and you hear Jerry Seinfeld.
im from the future 🔮 " he won"
things i would argue but ill just laugh
he actually described all the anti-trump protesters
So funny!!!!!!!
but im here ！！！
and now he's the president ihihihihihihih
lol !
I'm for trump but this is hilarious!
I like how this guy keeps saying that Trump is anti immigrant even though he wants to stop illegal immigration (illegal immigration makes legal immigrants look bad) and make legal immigration look better.
this dude rocks, wish he was President
Baba😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼
Heeeeyyy.....Maaaz....you're going to miss Truuump
i heard that trump line b4
Does he remind anyone else of Cam from
Modern family with his mannerisms? Just me?
I think the whole policy thing and people not knowing anything about plans is true, not for Trump supporters, but for leftist supporters. He has straight forward stuff that will actually make change.
him saying Trump is anti immigrant is part of the reason why Trump won.
The funniest line is what his mother says,but even funnier than that is apparently what she meant might have escaped him...people don't come to the US to stay if things are so great where they are and yes lots of people leave to get away from crazy ass family members that they dont want coming here
lmao!
Hilarious
+ MAnthony De Souza much love thanks buddy!
LOL
Based on fear? Please. It's based on foresight and logic, not feelings like "your side".
Is it just me or does Maz sound like Jerry Seinfeld?
Well... you were correct...
im republican but still find this funny af
funny he sounds a bit like Seinfeld
never mind, was only the first five seconds
I like this dude good joke
I like Trump because he is very respectful towards minorities and women.