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  • Опубліковано 27 тра 2024
  • In celebration of this national holiday, enjoy this compilation of some of the funniest 420 comedy that has come through the Laugh Factory in Hollywood! See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: goo.gl/WAFQKB
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  • @kidluii40
    @kidluii40 5 років тому +3853

    “Aunt mables weed cookie”, oh I trust her she’s family 💀😂

    • @victoriantrejo3318
      @victoriantrejo3318 4 роки тому +40

      that one killed me

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 4 роки тому +13

      That was great

    • @lailak482
      @lailak482 4 роки тому +7

      Kid Luii 😂😂😂😂

    • @garlary1976
      @garlary1976 4 роки тому +29

      WHO EATS ONE 1/3 OF A COOKIE that’s like the hunger games

    • @Leighannacc
      @Leighannacc 4 роки тому +3

      Kid Luii I was trying so hard not to laugh!

  • @marmarclassic3636
    @marmarclassic3636 5 років тому +3636

    Comedian: Duck Tales
    Audience: OOOOOWOOOOO
    Comedian: That’s how you find the potheads

    • @gianttunafisher
      @gianttunafisher 5 років тому +64

      not a fucking clue what duck tales is or was or whatever....and ive smoked over 30 years....

    • @ellavarnes2392
      @ellavarnes2392 5 років тому +99

      @@gianttunafisher its a cartoon from the early 90's lol

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 5 років тому +42

      Reeves pinky and the brain was better🤷‍♀️

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 років тому +4

      best part of the movie

    • @nojumperent1890
      @nojumperent1890 5 років тому

      Marmar Classic ua-cam.com/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/v-deo.html

  • @briancaleb9761
    @briancaleb9761 2 роки тому +503

    "Woke up 2 days later, about 1 and half miles away from my house feeling refreshed"😂😂😂😂

  • @d4real1st87
    @d4real1st87 3 роки тому +132

    “ i eat all thirds of the cookie” 😂😂

    • @heesin.
      @heesin. 3 роки тому +2

      That killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @alexkrastev159
    @alexkrastev159 6 років тому +2671

    "Aunt Mabel's weed cookie, I trust this she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whoopytillmytimego4224
      @whoopytillmytimego4224 5 років тому +1

      Alex Krastev i found that ode funny 😭

    • @setherb2517
      @setherb2517 5 років тому +28

      The funny thing that got me was he said "3 days into being in LA he got his medical card and he didn't have an apartment yet" after he bought the weed cookie he said he woke up 2 days about a mile and a half from his house 😂 wtf he went from apartment too a house that he never had 😅🤣😂

    • @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17
      @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 5 років тому +3

      @@setherb2517 oh shit 😑🤔🤨 that makes u thinks

    • @Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial
      @Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial 5 років тому +7

      @@setherb2517 or he woke up a mile and a half from the house he moved from. That would be a little more crazy

    • @setherb2517
      @setherb2517 5 років тому +3

      @@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial I'd be really confused and wonder how the fuck I got there 😂😂

  • @tbh_thebrand
    @tbh_thebrand 5 років тому +3944

    They say weed makes you forget.. I never forget to smoke 😭😭😭😭

    • @youngmaryland886
      @youngmaryland886 4 роки тому +70

      Potheads always replace serious with wittiness 😂

    • @nojumperent1890
      @nojumperent1890 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/v-deo.html

    • @chinamon7870
      @chinamon7870 4 роки тому +13

      U don’t forget stuff u do all the time

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 3 роки тому +4

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 3 роки тому +4

      @@freeeagle6074 , my whole family in Nicaragua got it and survive, two in Miami also did. Does that make the virus less lethal?

  • @zay8551
    @zay8551 3 роки тому +195

    “ And drive safely” so true. I always speed unless I’m high then I’m doing under the speed limit with both hands on the wheel 😂

    • @KrisBeKrising
      @KrisBeKrising Рік тому

      facts

    • @DescendingVelocity
      @DescendingVelocity 9 місяців тому

      That’s on god. I remember the first time I ever did a dab I had to drive home 20 minutes later and I was so high and terrified of making any mistakes I drove like 20mph all the way home lol.

  • @bfj27
    @bfj27 3 роки тому +69

    "That's BS, I never forget to smoke" this is what made me laugh the most

  • @MsThuggpassion
    @MsThuggpassion 6 років тому +1439

    "i trust her she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kingcandy4205
      @kingcandy4205 6 років тому +2

      MsThuggpassion cookie guy was my favorite 😂

    • @jayvalle50
      @jayvalle50 6 років тому +1

      Died laughing at the same part

    • @88kidballer1
      @88kidballer1 5 років тому +2

      it kind of sounds like a brian regan skit about "serving size"

    • @nadiapovta3886
      @nadiapovta3886 5 років тому +2

      What's his name?

    • @CloroxBleach-fq4my
      @CloroxBleach-fq4my 5 років тому

      😂 😂

  • @tinydiccgirl6664
    @tinydiccgirl6664 5 років тому +661

    “i got 2 1/64 comin, this should last us till christmas” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alondratorres7506
      @alondratorres7506 4 роки тому +7

      EIG8T EDITS -said on Christmas Eve

    •  4 роки тому +2

      I think about this quote on a daily basis

    • @theoneopossum200
      @theoneopossum200 4 роки тому +3

      Omg bro read this comment as he said it that was magical XD

    • @jakedonohue2402
      @jakedonohue2402 3 роки тому +1

      420th like

    • @kevinhallocw
      @kevinhallocw 3 роки тому +1

      We gone put one in the freezer 🤣

  • @callmebam1521
    @callmebam1521 3 роки тому +220

    "you didn't eat that whole muffin did you"
    I fucking died

    • @demeraragold4644
      @demeraragold4644 2 роки тому +3

      He was funny especially " dont come in the room except to bring OJ"

  • @kgosi_ramo5567
    @kgosi_ramo5567 3 роки тому +27

    Happy 420 to all Stoners 😊

  • @kaceface3277
    @kaceface3277 5 років тому +2289

    “If you were invisible, which ex girlfriends house would you rob?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tuirapanui
    @Tuirapanui 4 роки тому +562

    "WHO EATS 1/3 OF A COOKIE???" Huahahuahaha

  • @jesseyess9463
    @jesseyess9463 3 роки тому +33

    The dude talk'n about "Aunt Mabel's Weed Cookie" ...he is freak'n hilarious 😂🤣

  • @72thcking
    @72thcking 2 роки тому +8

    "In business that's called renigging" 😆🤣😂

  • @niawhite5336
    @niawhite5336 6 років тому +244

    They say weed affects you memory,bullshit I never forget to smoke!Lol.😂😂👏

  • @kaceface3277
    @kaceface3277 5 років тому +397

    “Daddy’s sick don’t come in the room”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 5 років тому

      Kace face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @braydonking7760
      @braydonking7760 4 роки тому

      U wants some oj

    • @maroccy9899
      @maroccy9899 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahhahah

    • @tobinakatarx
      @tobinakatarx 4 роки тому +1

      "A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better " .....Eek a mouse

  • @skylaryoung3819
    @skylaryoung3819 4 роки тому +105

    I swear to God I’ve had that “floating TV” conversation before😂😂😂

  • @trewq422
    @trewq422 3 роки тому +68

    “It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange, that’s why you got caught” 😂😂😂

  • @inaynaycoleman
    @inaynaycoleman 4 роки тому +699

    “Whats the difference between a quarter and en eighth? I wrote 50$” yup those sound like high school prices

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 4 роки тому +21

      Nah 30 for a eighth I get a quater for 55

    • @uncommonsence153
      @uncommonsence153 4 роки тому +4

      @@bryantatkeson6379 you commenting like you getting something special thinking you're cool. If you ain't getting 125 grams or better gtfoh puppy.

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 4 роки тому +3

      @@uncommonsence153 I get ups lol homie u not bout anything idk who u think u talking to cuz we both know u ain't got hands to back that up

    • @uncommonsence153
      @uncommonsence153 4 роки тому +16

      @@bryantatkeson6379 you talking about fighting over UA-cam comments? Ok tough guy. Go buy your 7 grams and chill

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 4 роки тому +1

      @@uncommonsence153 lmao jit

  • @anacarlos5558
    @anacarlos5558 4 роки тому +536

    I honestly think that weed makes me forget things and at the same time I’m thinking of more then 100 things , and thinking of useless things 😂 it’s crazy

    • @benjaminfarrar9643
      @benjaminfarrar9643 3 роки тому +6

      You're gorgeous

    • @KmasWandyembe
      @KmasWandyembe 2 роки тому +4

      That's the best part 😂😂😂

    • @schnitzelberry
      @schnitzelberry 2 роки тому +4

      I do that even when I'm not high. So when I did get high.....well let's just say my trip took a little turn to the hospital lmao.

    • @deborahsanderson697
      @deborahsanderson697 2 роки тому +1

      That's why I quit🤣

    • @JoyfulJenn
      @JoyfulJenn 2 роки тому

      I’d rather forget than remember anyway. Only have this moment past is gone.

  • @bakr0x
    @bakr0x 3 роки тому +26

    "I don't want to smoke Afghani weed because people in Afghani get stoned.... to death" - That was a good one 😂

  • @davidschmidt6013
    @davidschmidt6013 3 роки тому +79

    I always liked the joke: 5 guys get together and drink alcohol, they start a fight... 5 guys get together and smoke weed...they start a band!... lol

  • @josuefeliciano6800
    @josuefeliciano6800 5 років тому +5841

    Took me 3 mins to figure that 420 jokes meant weed jokes not four hundred and twenty jokes.

    • @mewtedyou4938
      @mewtedyou4938 5 років тому +70

      Same lol

    • @itsthesmallhats
      @itsthesmallhats 5 років тому +72

      weed day is April 20th.

    • @abrilotus
      @abrilotus 5 років тому +38

      Yeah, I did not get it until the video ended.😅🙈

    • @artturonkainen2521
      @artturonkainen2521 5 років тому +99

      Were you high

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 5 років тому +16

      I had a brain fart to till the jokes started then I was like DUH!

  • @DepressionTalks1
    @DepressionTalks1 6 років тому +1068

    The blueberry muffin standup was hilarious!

    • @VelleHolmesGST
      @VelleHolmesGST 6 років тому +1

      Depression Talks With Immanuel best one

    • @DepressionTalks1
      @DepressionTalks1 6 років тому +4

      Exactly!

    • @illmindjunglist
      @illmindjunglist 5 років тому +14

      I had a similar experience. Went to a appreciaton day at my favorite pot club and they were passing out edibles. I was told that they lowered the doses on the edibles so that we could try diferent ones. Well they didnt lower the dosage on the blueberry muffins.. long story short, one of the girls told me with a serious face, if i was you id hurry up and go home, you are about to be fuucked up! I didnt go home like i was told. Mind you i was on my motorcycle. I ended up going to my parents house and was talking to my mom and sister then Boom! I got blitzed by the damn blueberry muffin. Mid convo i was like i gotta go! they looked at me like i was crazy. I ended up in bed waking up to my friends in my room telling me to get up so that i could go to a wedding rehearsal.. i didnt make it..

    • @elijahsymington5343
      @elijahsymington5343 5 років тому

      Depression Talks With Immanuel WHO WAS THAT GUY???

    • @QueCura-
      @QueCura- 5 років тому +16

      wtf i thought that shit was the cringiest

  • @bellalove8107
    @bellalove8107 3 роки тому +152

    This whole time I've been wondering why there were so many marijuana jokes, and wondering how they were gonna squeeze 420 jokes into a 12 minute video😂. I'm so dumb

  • @sevillain1
    @sevillain1 2 роки тому +8

    1:50 this guy had me laughing the hardest! "I eat ALL thirds of a cookie!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbieshank7916
    @abbieshank7916 4 роки тому +506

    Everyone in this comment section high asf😭

  • @marcuslaw1365
    @marcuslaw1365 6 років тому +2637

    "Hits blunt" If money doesn't grow on trees, why does banks have branches?

    • @Rick-bn7ez
      @Rick-bn7ez 6 років тому +26

      What?

    • @marcuslaw1365
      @marcuslaw1365 6 років тому +4

      MR.Pablo my bad I meant banks, I was high

    • @xhacion6484
      @xhacion6484 6 років тому +46

      Kevin Koge technically money does grow on trees😂

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 років тому

      Hahaha.....

    • @liligman
      @liligman 6 років тому +17

      Kevin Koge not entirely paper it's blended cotton

  • @bernaleighvisagie307
    @bernaleighvisagie307 2 роки тому +6

    Watching this and having a blunt at the same time 🥺😂😂😂🌿👌🏾

  • @Octoberstorm333
    @Octoberstorm333 3 роки тому +21

    The deep questionnaires you get into with your friends when you smoke is so insane lmfao

  • @SquirrelForce
    @SquirrelForce 6 років тому +264

    Edibles are strong as shit. I ate a whole brownie without knowing it was that strong and about an hour later I was in a completely different world.

    • @B_K460
      @B_K460 5 років тому +7

      Wish we had edibles like those in america ,i bought some weed cookies and brownies from a coffeeshop in the netherlands and it didnt do shit :(

    • @ipelengmathabe3702
      @ipelengmathabe3702 5 років тому +6

      @@B_K460 why not make them yourself? Just get good weed & someone who can bake

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 5 років тому

      Never had an edible. I eat CBD gummies on the regular but they just put me to sleep.

    • @derronellies4812
      @derronellies4812 5 років тому +6

      I had three in 20 minutes one time last year.
      I wound up chilling and time traveling with a multicolored Snuffy (the original, with yellow green eyes) for seven hours.

    • @abeln1167
      @abeln1167 5 років тому +1

      was it fun

  • @tooshort9713
    @tooshort9713 5 років тому +2084

    What's the difference between a quarter and a 8. I said, 50 bucks. Lol

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 5 років тому +3

      Rudy Bosquez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @weirdead829
      @weirdead829 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @saudabdulaziz35
      @saudabdulaziz35 4 роки тому +2

      Did he mean drugs or something

    • @darrenegan3891
      @darrenegan3891 4 роки тому +54

      Saud Abdulaziz quarter of an ounce? Eight of an ounce? Weights? And yes obviously he's on about drugs the whole video is about drugs? U on drugs? lol :P

    • @MarcHood-sd5cx
      @MarcHood-sd5cx 4 роки тому +6

      Jason Mavis if you’re smoking some dirt maybe

  • @dr.g3860
    @dr.g3860 3 роки тому +161

    “I know weed isn’t addictive because sometimes I forget to smoke.” (old Tommy Chong quote)

  • @garygemmell3488
    @garygemmell3488 2 роки тому +81

    Stoner: "Doc, I need a prescription for weed."
    Doctor: "What condition do you have that you need a prescription for?"
    Stoner: "Anxiety."
    Doctor: "What's causing your anxiety?"
    Stoner: "I'm out of weed."

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Рік тому

      Ron 'tater salad' White Joke
      only he said "depression."

  • @ashsingh5154
    @ashsingh5154 5 років тому +394

    Hahah “you just started using deodorant, take it easy”

  • @camc1057
    @camc1057 4 роки тому +541

    UA-cam: *weed jokes*
    Me: *waiting for Josh Wolf to show up*

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords811 Рік тому +8

    Crazy how much josh wolf has blown up since this joke! Congratulations to him! Dude is awesome

  • @stevesmith3167
    @stevesmith3167 2 роки тому +12

    These jokes were actually good for a change. Thanks for putting this together!! I laughed a lot kids were looking at me funny 😁

  • @MFMFazo
    @MFMFazo 4 роки тому +76

    *“Yes we cannibus” had me weak*

  • @emmakoschak6285
    @emmakoschak6285 4 роки тому +169

    "🎵Ducktales🎵" "Woo hoo" "That's how you find the potheads"

    • @bewiserastafari1330
      @bewiserastafari1330 3 роки тому +1

      Can you explain ? I'm not native English speaker

    • @destroyerasdf
      @destroyerasdf 3 роки тому +4

      @@bewiserastafari1330 ducktales is an old cartoon and the cartoons theme song has "Ducktales" "Woo hoo" and apparently older stoners used to watch that when they were young

    • @rayneptune2539
      @rayneptune2539 3 роки тому +1

      @@destroyerasdf I just gave you a thumbs up... So i can feel hi..a ..ppy...

    • @rayneptune2539
      @rayneptune2539 3 роки тому +2

      Ps.. Im old as fuck..

  • @ashtonfoy5450
    @ashtonfoy5450 3 роки тому +12

    “Oh shit, that’s how I got caught last time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meshaydenise
    @meshaydenise 2 роки тому +7

    Laughter is good for the soul

  • @aquosuakesewahh
    @aquosuakesewahh 4 роки тому +55

    “Oh shit, that’s how they caught me last time” 😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling

  • @antmx-5191
    @antmx-5191 6 років тому +159

    Lmao bro said the tv not invisible im crying 😂

  • @TorEtCetera
    @TorEtCetera 2 роки тому +5

    Drew Thomas's voice kills me everytime
    love him

  • @shawncraft2849
    @shawncraft2849 3 роки тому +52

    im high af rn and im watching this amd i get interrupted by a army comercial asking me to find my warrior......dawg i cant even find my keys rn

  • @Baddknewz
    @Baddknewz 4 роки тому +196

    “That’s hunger games” 😂😂

    • @gracielaromero1191
      @gracielaromero1191 3 роки тому +1

      0000000000000

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 3 роки тому +1

      @@gracielaromero1191 that used to be the code for America’s nuclear missile activations

  • @slybrew5760
    @slybrew5760 6 років тому +123

    He said "I trust her shes family" 😂😂💯

  • @omarglaspy9436
    @omarglaspy9436 2 роки тому +4

    2:58 “Ima get out this ditch! And get on with my day!” That happened to me 😂

  • @mikewonder2755
    @mikewonder2755 3 роки тому +4

    2:48
    "And I ate the whole cookie" 😂😂😂
    It's funnier just because he said that
    Plus he sounded so pleased w/himself

  • @livefreeordietrying5865
    @livefreeordietrying5865 6 років тому +845

    I eat all 1/3s of a cookie

    • @strixhendrix82
      @strixhendrix82 6 років тому +15

      A Driver Life i ate 3 muffins and smoked the whole time.
      I died

    • @s4494r
      @s4494r 6 років тому +9

      RIP

    • @bilbodabbins4096
      @bilbodabbins4096 6 років тому +2

      That dude sucked

    • @strixhendrix82
      @strixhendrix82 6 років тому +1

      Ocean We do them at home, so its not THAT strong i think.
      But for real, i literally died.
      I live in switzerland, where do you come from?

    • @holytrinity2698
      @holytrinity2698 6 років тому +1

      ate all thirds my guy lol

  • @cryspbacon5634
    @cryspbacon5634 4 роки тому +849

    i’m high af & the ex girlfriend house question made complete sense.

    • @Goldielox497
      @Goldielox497 3 роки тому +21

      I’m not high rn and that shit still made sense

    • @OhSnaP19th
      @OhSnaP19th 3 роки тому +1

      @@real.skproductionskimani3621 Tony Rock

    • @babyjunior2960
      @babyjunior2960 3 роки тому

      No kapchat lmao

    • @itreallydoesntmatter160
      @itreallydoesntmatter160 3 роки тому +3

      I be doing the same shit. My first answer was “fn Serena” (yes I’m bi deal with it) lmao

    • @jupower432
      @jupower432 3 роки тому

      Big facts

  • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
    @ScribblebytesWorldwide 3 роки тому +4

    "Woke up in a ditch feeling refreshed!" 😂😂😂

  • @floydblackmon6896
    @floydblackmon6896 3 роки тому +6

    "Don't worry about it, I got 2 1/64ths coming". Idk why but I laughed damn

  • @demarcobringsittou5298
    @demarcobringsittou5298 6 років тому +466

    The guy runs in
    🏃🏼‍♂️.... 💨👈🏻
    You didn’t eat that whole muffin, did you?
    😂🤭😂

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 років тому +1

      Gastros Wings i wonder if he got stuck 🤣

    • @dustina3199
      @dustina3199 5 років тому +2

      I lost my shit at that part lmao

    • @runeman1672
      @runeman1672 5 років тому

      Had me dying it was so funny. 😂😂😂

    • @TUCK2SHARP
      @TUCK2SHARP 5 років тому

      This was the most relatable thing in the whole video 😂

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 5 років тому

      FACTS

  • @ajsanchez985
    @ajsanchez985 5 років тому +3659

    Who else high asf watchin this💀

  • @mollyjane7538
    @mollyjane7538 2 роки тому +3

    Oh my God I'm so glad I watched this high!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @akimeyalo1873
    @akimeyalo1873 3 роки тому +8

    The muffin man head me dead 💀😂

  • @Porldweace
    @Porldweace 4 роки тому +68

    I’m gonna get out of this ditch and get on with my day 😂😂😂

  • @ccjigsaw
    @ccjigsaw 5 років тому +237

    Oh my lord, I read the title as "four hundred and twenty jokes." I was sitting here like.. why are these all about weed?

  • @drewtheceo9024
    @drewtheceo9024 3 роки тому +1

    Today is that day again. Happy 420 6am here miami florida. 🔥🔥😜

  • @blasiankira3899
    @blasiankira3899 3 роки тому

    The cookie one got me 😂 I FELT that

  • @lailak482
    @lailak482 4 роки тому +51

    The blueberry muffin guy is so me Lmaoo

  • @noiisaatv
    @noiisaatv 4 роки тому +18

    Now there’s just some TV floating down the street had me dead😂😂

  • @thanatos2730
    @thanatos2730 3 роки тому +15

    “People in Afghanistan get stoned...............To death”😂😂😂😂

    • @dark12ain
      @dark12ain 3 роки тому

      Bruh 🤣🤣

    • @beberivera7011
      @beberivera7011 2 роки тому

      Yeah that was dark... and fucking hilarious😅😅

  • @ClintonChelak
    @ClintonChelak 6 років тому +700

    I thought I was about to watch a whole 420 jokes.

  • @senseicuttitup3722
    @senseicuttitup3722 6 років тому +692

    Aunt Mables Weed cookie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @gavin4056
      @gavin4056 5 років тому +3

      Sensei Cuttitup definelty wasn’t funny

    • @StunnerTheGreat
      @StunnerTheGreat 5 років тому +21

      Sensei Cuttitup I trust this she’s family 😂

    • @projectdelta50
      @projectdelta50 5 років тому

      if you havent, do yourself a favor and watch john pinnete

    • @hudsondixon8583
      @hudsondixon8583 5 років тому

      I agree! it was so funny!

    • @davidporowski9512
      @davidporowski9512 5 років тому +1

      Dam, I could use one of those
      Right NOW !!!!! PEACE

  • @FosterScott
    @FosterScott День тому

    The blueberry muffin guy was 100% spot on about edibles. 😂

  • @royli1940
    @royli1940 3 роки тому +6

    “Yes we Can-nabis!” This is dope 😂

  • @wolffgang101
    @wolffgang101 5 років тому +101

    Josh Wolf's weed stories/jokes are funny

  • @mtndrewww
    @mtndrewww 4 роки тому +761

    “I don’t want to try Afghani weed because over in Afghanistan they get stoned... to death” 💀

    • @MultiKushie
      @MultiKushie 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh 😭😭😭

    • @andrewmitrica8897
      @andrewmitrica8897 3 роки тому +13

      That’s how Bin Laden got caught lacking

    • @niceguy6837
      @niceguy6837 3 роки тому +12

      My friend sold us afghan goo and we smoke before a movie, the ladies that worked there were like , " dam you smell that, thats strong, i was paranoid af my friend ran into some people he knew and while they were talking i popped up behind him and said, vdude we gotta go they know!"

    • @user-gh8wt2zi2n
      @user-gh8wt2zi2n 3 роки тому +7

      In Afghanistan they smoke hash not bud

    • @silverace08
      @silverace08 3 роки тому

      not sofunny tho

  • @meganhoward8820
    @meganhoward8820 3 роки тому +1

    You got me with ducktails ooo oo oo lol

  • @gonzo5608
    @gonzo5608 3 роки тому

    That floating tv joke got me 🤣

  • @carls1959
    @carls1959 4 роки тому +15

    I graduated in 2014 with a 3.22 GPA and an associates in electrical/ mechanical engineering with green technology. I was 55 years old and had been smoking marijuana for 40 years. Marijuana does not destroy your memory, unless you allow it to. I've always tried to learn something new every day. I thank my dad for getting me into reading at an early age and having me and my brothers solve our own problems. He'd watch to make sure we didn't hurt ourselves, but other than that, he'd let us figure stuff out.

  • @jgallaa
    @jgallaa 6 років тому +15

    i lost when he said “now theres a fuckin tv floating down the street”🤣

  • @du24pont70
    @du24pont70 11 місяців тому +1

    "Now a TV just floatin' down the street"!😂😂😂

  • @lesbomarine6964
    @lesbomarine6964 3 роки тому +2

    0:50 got me dyin 🤣🤣

  • @reginaldinoenchillada3513
    @reginaldinoenchillada3513 5 років тому +90

    "A southern woman is like a honey badger, ..." oh man.

    • @niwe3631
      @niwe3631 4 роки тому +2

      The fucking dance!!!! Lmmfao

  • @marcjon000
    @marcjon000 5 років тому +42

    “LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW!” 💀😂😂

  • @katwomaneyestarot
    @katwomaneyestarot Місяць тому +1

    I don’t know if I can get thru this. I keep 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 out loud so loud

  • @anathidlakavu2309
    @anathidlakavu2309 2 роки тому +1

    I relate to each and every joke in here😂😂

  • @SHAYUPIVER
    @SHAYUPIVER 4 роки тому +30

    That one guy killed me, talking about his friends wanting to have a Wolf Blitzer conversation, when they're high. 😂😂😂😂

  • @marouenbouhaouala5875
    @marouenbouhaouala5875 5 років тому +66

    Omfg the bluberry muffin guy had me laughing so hard😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @Noluthando_Maz
      @Noluthando_Maz 3 роки тому +2

      I had to watch him again😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @christophermueller5173
      @christophermueller5173 3 роки тому +2

      Marouen Bouhaouala josh wolf mannn

    • @NrG_
      @NrG_ 3 роки тому

      im still laughing hahaha

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 3 роки тому +1

    Duck Tales!! Gang, gang!🤟🏽

  • @janeserrano292
    @janeserrano292 3 роки тому +1

    ,I got two one sixty fourths coming dont worry about it" lol

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 6 років тому +71

    That blueberry muffin bit was funny

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 5 років тому

      GALACTIC WAR it’s basically cheech and Chong’s acid bit.

    • @xx_chad_xx2922
      @xx_chad_xx2922 5 років тому +2

      i love josh wolf

  • @troybrown6012
    @troybrown6012 5 років тому +184

    Got pulled over by police in Sevierville,Tennessee and he wreaked of skunk bud.
    Not sure what pissed me off more, the fact I got a ticket or that he had better weed than me.

    • @dlxinfinite7098
      @dlxinfinite7098 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699
      @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699 4 роки тому +1

      Oh snap, I'm sorry but that's hilarious! 😁

    • @liamshope2838
      @liamshope2838 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh I live in Sevierville! All the cops here smoke, some of them even sell it lol

    • @JonathanS995
      @JonathanS995 3 роки тому

      @@liamshope2838 to be fair I'd rather buy from a cop than half the kiwi dealers lol

    • @liamshope2838
      @liamshope2838 3 роки тому +1

      @@JonathanS995 I feel ya on that

  • @skywatch3r987
    @skywatch3r987 3 роки тому +3

    You gonna eat a couple twinkies and drive real safely
    I feel this 🤣👌

  • @JackDunnBaby94
    @JackDunnBaby94 3 роки тому +1

    I never forget to smoke lol 😂 big facts

  • @prestonbarr
    @prestonbarr 4 роки тому +34

    “It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange that’s why you got caught.” Had me dying

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 5 років тому +69

    I was skeptical about these jokes being any good at first but they were all funny as hell! I laughed really hard!

  • @TheSweeterSpots
    @TheSweeterSpots 3 роки тому +1

    High convos do be the best tho 😂

  • @AjaShampayne
    @AjaShampayne Рік тому +1

    "I'm gonna get outta this ditch and begin my day" 😆 🤣 😂

  • @bobbyf640
    @bobbyf640 6 років тому +81

    00:53 Brother smoke so much he got a permanent stoned eyes damn

    • @JDeane710
      @JDeane710 4 роки тому

      I have that problem too hahaha

  • @killamindedmusic4220
    @killamindedmusic4220 4 роки тому +96

    “You need a guy” 😂😂

    • @ZinkPR
      @ZinkPR 4 роки тому +1

      KILLAMINDED MUSIC his voice was funny as shit

  • @gceja86
    @gceja86 3 роки тому

    Josh Wolf one had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YOMALO.
    @YOMALO. 3 роки тому +1

    i never forget to smoke!😂

  • @1rosconho
    @1rosconho 4 роки тому +80

    One good thing about smoking weed it's that I've probably watched 4 times this before and I keep watching once in a wile because I always damn forget it!!! It's incredible man😂