Andy’s priorities: set up a crime scene and leave in a suit. Mike’s priorities: leave as a psycho clown Jane’s priorities: take a muffin for the road. Yep, this is why I watch oxbox
""It's just bodies everywhere and i can't help but feel somewhat responsible" "Somewhat responsible", says Mike, after detonate a propane tank in the middle of a party.
Correction Mike moved it from where the last person left it. He was simply a victim of circumstance. Was he responsible for its production or the previous owner buying it and misplacing it? Or for it being filled with highly flammable gas? No. He was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Some of the things that Mike says are so quotable. "I'm surrounded by bodies and I can't help feel partly responsible" was a good one. My personal favourite is "something's vibrating, am I being touched by frogs?" I want-no I demand that be a t-shirt.
You're telling me that 47 can pass as an exterminator, clown, and a server of muffins but the Agency NEVER thought he would be disguised as a nurse? I mean come on guys it's the most normal thing 47 has ever been.
Mike: I'm hiding in a bush, everyone's hunting me and I'm dressed like a clown. Time to get a different disguise... so I can comprimise that one too. Love how he calls the clown outfit a 'disguise'.
Love all three did EXACTLY the same thing when leaving; Go across the bridge “okay, I’m leaving...wait, I’m not” back tracks “let me leave!” Press y to leave “Ah, there we go”
Here's what I imagine the official reports would be on each hit. Please enjoy! Mike: He’s back. The murder clown is back. He seems to have coordinated his attack with a muffin server, who detonated the grill, while he used the chaos to fatally shoot Nolan Cassidy. He then changed out of his obvious clown outfit by choking out a construction worker. He then took down a gardener. This disguise was used to infiltrate Janus’s home, which led to a rampage through the mansion, in which Janus was killed. The relative subtlety of this strategy however, implies that it was actually the clown’s accomplice who killed Janus, though his identity is also a mystery. Jane: Janus’s nurse was choked out by an unknown assailant. A local realtor and the man he was buying a muffin from were also knocked unconscious. It seems the assassin then impersonated the realtor in order to lead Cassidy into a vault and then triggering its security, killing him. Going back for the nurse outfit, the suspect then came to Janus’s house, claiming to be the new nurse. A quick background check revealed he was not a nurse, but by then it was too late. Janus was dead. Andy:It seems that the death of Nolan Cassidy was an accident. He had been standing near a banister when the house filled with gas, and this caused him to fall down the stairs, perishing from the fall. There is however, evidence of foul play, as an exterminator was found unconscious in a bush, and there was evidence of tampering with the security tapes. The motive is unknown. Meanwhile, a rogue member of Janus’s security killed him with a screwdriver, though he was knocked out with a wrench and arrested.
The later one would easily be cleared with forensic: He was not in the same room as Janus was stabbed, Janus was also stabbed from the back, but the suspect did not have any blood on his hands matching a stabbing in the jugulars. although his fingerprints were found on the weapon, the inconsistency in the crime scene points to him telling the truth when he told police he did not kill Janus even though he could not account for his whereabouts during the alleged murder. The origninal suspect also had sings of choking with bruises on his hands, torso and legs, pointing towards the theory that he was dragged there as he claims he had no memory of what happened. The Police is puzzled by the fact that Janus close personal body guard was found chocked but a live in the closes in the same room as Janus's and the suspect. Both men were quickly on released from custody and cleared of all suspicion, after the police found clues that leads them to believe that the death of Nolan Cassidy and Janus were perpetrated by the same individual, due to the close timing and evidence found in both crime scenes. although the police has no leads on to the real motives, but suspect that it was a professional hit, being that Janus and Nolan were both very influential and well connected. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Overall very quick thinking by Andy aka Agent 47, this would definitely buy him some time to get out of town, and possibly keep the police busy while he takes care of business. On top of making it easier for the later events to be picked up by the police once the organization gets exposed, lots of small town departments and several international agencies would be on the look out and be compiling and gathering evidence. Am I over thinking it? possibly, is it fun to dissect and think of how it would play out? definitely because that's why I also play like Andy trying to make it look like an accident or straight up an inside jobb.
We have Mike "leaning a bit into" the murder clown angle and you're worried about Andy? I honestly don't even know where to start on about Jane, but let me say that Andy is the least of our worries at the moment lol
@@firedrake110 ...we knew where we stood with Jane and we knew to stand far away from Mike given he would inevitably explode...but if Andy goes full Lecter then there isn't any universe we can safely stand in.
@firedrake110 This isn't the first time he's pulled the killer clown bit, but Andy has slowly worked his way up from subtle hitman, to stageing fake crime scenes, to now when he is an absolute terrifying sociopath. (Although, on a side note, when I play, I am either Andy, subtle five star man, or I play what I call "Mike mode" and kill anything I want to, so maybe I'M the scary one. Kidding. It's Mike. It's always been Mike.)
Mike: "This [covering his tracks] is more of an Andy thing, but... Why not" Andy: [proceeds to lay down the most incriminating crime scene ever, short of killing people while dressed as a clown] The tables have turned...
Andy and Jane remain true to form. Andy is calm and methodical (5 star, silent assassin), while Jane is panicky and erratic but still manages 3 stars. Mike, despite his "chaos incarnate" style actually managed a new personal best with 2 stars. Good job, Mike! We're all proud of you. :)
“am i being touched by frogs” don’t you be taking that accusatory tone with the sweet little frogs, mike!! you’re the one trampling and digging up their habitat
SkinnerTBD i think if the folks responsible for the whole supersoldier business didn't think to include immunity from all poison frogs in their roster of supersoldier abilities, they're missing a trick
I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if Jane turned out to be an ancient evil resurrected and using the cover of a gamer/reviewer, some of her plans scream of prior knowledge
Anyone else get the feeling Andy's trying to make his runs longer so that the videos are easier to edit? I guess having to stitch together Patient Zero (which took Mike and Jane about four times as long as him) traumatised him.
szbnahl lol that might actually be true. Look at the extra time and effort he put in to make both murders either look like an accident or like a boss employee scuffle.
@@MSte21 Meh I found them alright, although the one that you dig up was bugged at first. If you listen and explore though you can find 4 or 5 easily. Maybe it's just me but I find hitman with waypoints little more than a glorified QTE :( The fun for me is in the exploring and working out the best approach. Mike's good at that. He works out the best way to explode people haha
Mike's Hitman playthroughs are so damn quotable. "There are dead bodies everywhere and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible" has to be my new favourite :)
I appreciate how agonisingly close Mike got to doing both kills in the special unique way the game made for that level before going on a completely different tangent right before the actual execution.
Andy with his half hour and full silant assassin, meanwhile Jane and Mike. More than 1 hour and almost 1 hour. Still great job and well done Mike getting those 2 stars!
I am absolutely astonished that Andy was able to just get all of the clues along the way and didn’t have to go looking for them after. I am also astonished that Mike was able to get out in that clown suit and a hatchet.
The childlike joy in Mike's voice when he realised you can stot a block of C4 off of someone's head to incapacitate them is equal parts adorable and deeply, deeply worrying.
“Something just vibrated. Things are vibrating! Am I being touched by frogs?!” I laughed way harder at that than I should have, I think. The next time my phone rings on silent, I’m shouting this regardless of where I am 😂
Andy is always a good final form to have. Plus, if you need a disguise after becoming Andy, you can get an awesome coat and turn into Dr. Jonathan Reid.
I have never heard a human so happy as to hear Mike knock a human out with a brick of explosives, and then detonate them. Like a choir of angels, lol my dudes.
Andy,: cold hearted calculating killer, ruthless in excision, striking with precision and no mercy Also Andy : "bye frogs! Sorry for digging up your habitat friends, stay safe, I loooove you."
ok extremely well done andy on this one, not only a flawless silent assassin but achieved in half the time that the others took! Doing these things stealthy is good but is doable but doing it quickly as well that is some true skill
Jane is Courage (risking everything for the intel) Mike is Power (the sheer chaos) Andy is Wisdom (crafting intricate crime scenes, and covering his tracks)
I love that after a single mission where Jane overused a screwdriver it is now so indelibly linked with her that Mike references it as her preferred weapon.
Mike, the way the guy is walking is referred to as the "combat glide." It's a technique taught to soldiers that keeps you a smaller target and the gun sights steady. Knowing is half the battle, though he does look like he's got a full pantsload
Janes play through did raise a good question though. You have been paid to kill someone with health issues. You infiltrate their hospital /nursing home only to find that they have already died of natural causes. Do you still get paid?
I really appreciate Andy going the extra mile to throw off any possibility of CSI: Whittleton Creek pinning this back on 47. Totally not a part of the game mechanics, but it should be.
I love your guy’s stuff, y’all gave me a reason, 3 good reasons to actually buy the game, and because of y’all I am having an absolute blast with Hitman
Not sure wether Andy's setting up of the crime scene is hilarious, cunning or creepy. Mike's clown obsession is always hilarious. Jane's muffin obsession is cheeky and fun and hilarious.
I don't care what the score says, Mike wins this one. He hid bodies and deleted tapes like Andy, killed people with a screwdriver like Jane, exploded his target, and strode proudly out like a clown. OxBox trifecta. And on a personal note, if 47 controlled by Mike was wandering around, I might have an accident in my trousers as well.
Andy managed to get silent assassin, take the time to set up fake murder scenes for the investigators to find, and he still got about half as long as the other 2 in time it took.
Mike: "There are bodies everywhere, I just can't help but feel somewhat responsible." Me: "You are wholly responsible for all the bodies Mike. Remember the barbecue explosion?"
Andy’s priorities: set up a crime scene and leave in a suit.
Mike’s priorities: leave as a psycho clown
Jane’s priorities: take a muffin for the road.
Yep, this is why I watch oxbox
Jane's second priority: Don't worry about that muffin you poisoned and left behind for the next unsuspecting person.
Note: While Andy is doing all of his crime scene setups, he still completed the mission way faster than Mike or Jane..... lol
Andy: hello I'm the exterminator you called
Jane: estate agent? Ehh yeah that's me!
Mike: Yo AnYone nEed a clOwn!!??
The alternating caps fit so well
Me: walks in wearing business suit. I have three shots one for the umbrella the other two for the targets.
""It's just bodies everywhere and i can't help but feel somewhat responsible"
"Somewhat responsible", says Mike, after detonate a propane tank in the middle of a party.
Its not his fault someone left a propane tank there.
@@eluxlucis6700 exactly. If they didn't want to be blown up, they shouldn't have been hanging out around something potentially explosive.
@@eluxlucis6700 But Mike was the someone who left the propane tank there.
Correction Mike moved it from where the last person left it. He was simply a victim of circumstance. Was he responsible for its production or the previous owner buying it and misplacing it? Or for it being filled with highly flammable gas? No. He was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.
@@eluxlucis6700 I mean the person to discovered Propane is really to blame if you think about it
Some of the things that Mike says are so quotable.
"I'm surrounded by bodies and I can't help feel partly responsible" was a good one. My personal favourite is "something's vibrating, am I being touched by frogs?"
I want-no I demand that be a t-shirt.
Andy: Disguise change for fashion
Mike: Disguise change because everyone is looking for the clown that just shot someone
Jane:Disguise change because she pressed the wrong button, again. :D
I love how all three of them, even professional hitman Andy, get super confused by the same exit.
You're telling me that 47 can pass as an exterminator, clown, and a server of muffins but the Agency NEVER thought he would be disguised as a nurse? I mean come on guys it's the most normal thing 47 has ever been.
Unexpected plot twist - the most difficult part of the mission was walking across a covered wooden bridge.
"Two Hitmans?!! WOW!!!" Ahhhhh... the joy of low expectations! Every day is a great day for Mike!
"C4 To The Face" - Mike. Definitely Mike. Don't even need to watch the video.
Reminds me of the unofficial Mythbusters motto:
"When in doubt, C4!"
That the most 'Mike' Mike kill ever
And you would be right ;)
One day, one day I want it to be someone other than Mike just to mess with all of us.
i want to see mike use this new found knowledge in other levels lol
not quite as epic as the exploding duck that took out the chef but still good
"Fake Nurse", "Gramophone Ambush", and "C4 to the Face" sound like the OXbox crew's Secret Service code-names.
So is C4 to the face based on Mike's methods or what they want done to Mike?
@@brentage5000 yes
Andy is by the book.
Jane is improvisational
Mike is pure chaos
Mike's style is completely erratic! I would never have imagined him destroying evidence! lol
Perfectly said.
Joe is Joe Mama
This is so sad
Mike: I'm hiding in a bush, everyone's hunting me and I'm dressed like a clown. Time to get a different disguise... so I can comprimise that one too.
Love how he calls the clown outfit a 'disguise'.
Mike: "Sometimes I play by the rules"
Also Mike: throws a block of C4 at a pensioner.
What rule book are you reading?
I believe the piece of literature you are looking for is called “An Awesome Guide”.
"The 7 Habits of Highly Effacing People"
"Good to Grate"
"Dare to Bleed"
"Who Moved My Geeze"
"Start With Why?"
It’s ironic that c4 is known as the English opening in chess.
Love all three did EXACTLY the same thing when leaving;
Go across the bridge
“okay, I’m leaving...wait, I’m not”
back tracks
“let me leave!”
Press y to leave
“Ah, there we go”
Here's what I imagine the official reports would be on each hit. Please enjoy!
Mike: He’s back. The murder clown is back. He seems to have coordinated his attack with a muffin server, who detonated the grill, while he used the chaos to fatally shoot Nolan Cassidy. He then changed out of his obvious clown outfit by choking out a construction worker. He then took down a gardener. This disguise was used to infiltrate Janus’s home, which led to a rampage through the mansion, in which Janus was killed. The relative subtlety of this strategy however, implies that it was actually the clown’s accomplice who killed Janus, though his identity is also a mystery.
Jane: Janus’s nurse was choked out by an unknown assailant. A local realtor and the man he was buying a muffin from were also knocked unconscious. It seems the assassin then impersonated the realtor in order to lead Cassidy into a vault and then triggering its security, killing him. Going back for the nurse outfit, the suspect then came to Janus’s house, claiming to be the new nurse. A quick background check revealed he was not a nurse, but by then it was too late. Janus was dead.
Andy:It seems that the death of Nolan Cassidy was an accident. He had been standing near a banister when the house filled with gas, and this caused him to fall down the stairs, perishing from the fall. There is however, evidence of foul play, as an exterminator was found unconscious in a bush, and there was evidence of tampering with the security tapes. The motive is unknown. Meanwhile, a rogue member of Janus’s security killed him with a screwdriver, though he was knocked out with a wrench and arrested.
The later one would easily be cleared with forensic:
He was not in the same room as Janus was stabbed, Janus was also stabbed from the back, but the suspect did not have any blood on his hands matching a stabbing in the jugulars. although his fingerprints were found on the weapon, the inconsistency in the crime scene points to him telling the truth when he told police he did not kill Janus even though he could not account for his whereabouts during the alleged murder.
The origninal suspect also had sings of choking with bruises on his hands, torso and legs, pointing towards the theory that he was dragged there as he claims he had no memory of what happened. The Police is puzzled by the fact that Janus close personal body guard was found chocked but a live in the closes in the same room as Janus's and the suspect.
Both men were quickly on released from custody and cleared of all suspicion, after the police found clues that leads them to believe that the death of Nolan Cassidy and Janus were perpetrated by the same individual, due to the close timing and evidence found in both crime scenes.
although the police has no leads on to the real motives, but suspect that it was a professional hit, being that Janus and Nolan were both very influential and well connected.
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Overall very quick thinking by Andy aka Agent 47, this would definitely buy him some time to get out of town, and possibly keep the police busy while he takes care of business.
On top of making it easier for the later events to be picked up by the police once the organization gets exposed, lots of small town departments and several international agencies would be on the look out and be compiling and gathering evidence.
Am I over thinking it? possibly, is it fun to dissect and think of how it would play out? definitely because that's why I also play like Andy trying to make it look like an accident or straight up an inside jobb.
Mike playing Mario Party: "How could you poison a defenseless mole?!"
Mike playing Hitman: "SHOVE C4 DOWN A MOLEHILL!"
I appreciate Jane giving security tips to the guards around her current target. That's the kind of professionalism I expect from her!
I love the idea in Jane's playthrough a couple of hours after, a guard is found unconscious, in his boxers and covered in muffin crumbs.
Andy - How you're meant to play.
Jane - How you actually play
Mike - "Everyone's hunting me, and I'm dressed like a clown!"
me:
Andy: how I should play
Jane: my expectation on how I play
Mike: is how I play
(also sorry for me replying an old comment)
@@SUSHlMII No need to apologize! I always welcome psycho clown murderers with open arms!
Daniel Herndon
And a knife so you can neutralize them, right?
I am confidently going into a game wanting to do it the Andy way and then go full-on Jane. If things go bad it’s Mike-Time
@@SUSHlMII sorry to reply to an old comment
"Things are vibrating! Am I being touched by frogs?" Quote of the episode right there.
Worried that Andy is starting to get a little too Artistic with his kills... is anybody else getting Hannibal Lecter vibes?
He DID change back to his suit between murders. VERY lecter move.. yeah. He definetly sees his kills as a work of art by now
We have Mike "leaning a bit into" the murder clown angle and you're worried about Andy? I honestly don't even know where to start on about Jane, but let me say that Andy is the least of our worries at the moment lol
@@firedrake110 ...we knew where we stood with Jane and we knew to stand far away from Mike given he would inevitably explode...but if Andy goes full Lecter then there isn't any universe we can safely stand in.
@firedrake110 This isn't the first time he's pulled the killer clown bit, but Andy has slowly worked his way up from subtle hitman, to stageing fake crime scenes, to now when he is an absolute terrifying sociopath. (Although, on a side note, when I play, I am either Andy, subtle five star man, or I play what I call "Mike mode" and kill anything I want to, so maybe I'M the scary one. Kidding. It's Mike. It's always been Mike.)
Well I wont call him Andibal Fecter until he starts to nom nom the victims with a nice wine. But who knows at this rate.
Mike: "This [covering his tracks] is more of an Andy thing, but... Why not"
Andy: [proceeds to lay down the most incriminating crime scene ever, short of killing people while dressed as a clown]
The tables have turned...
@@alexkrycek3359 I got that reference.
Andy and Jane remain true to form. Andy is calm and methodical (5 star, silent assassin), while Jane is panicky and erratic but still manages 3 stars. Mike, despite his "chaos incarnate" style actually managed a new personal best with 2 stars. Good job, Mike! We're all proud of you. :)
Despite getting 5 stars, he still had a mission score of 0... I didn't think it was possible!
@@strongblade I'm pretty sure that's a bug.
"There is bodies everywhere and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible."
No, really, Mike ? REALLY ?
Andy : Seamless execution
Jane : Near-Seamless execution
Mike : The chaotic execution i.e. the very mike way of doing things
“am i being touched by frogs” don’t you be taking that accusatory tone with the sweet little frogs, mike!! you’re the one trampling and digging up their habitat
SkinnerTBD i think if the folks responsible for the whole supersoldier business didn't think to include immunity from all poison frogs in their roster of supersoldier abilities, they're missing a trick
"I expect this guy is pretty well defended. He's like a million years old and he's got a lot of powerful enemies, like me" - Jane.
I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if Jane turned out to be an ancient evil resurrected and using the cover of a gamer/reviewer, some of her plans scream of prior knowledge
@@wulfricr7635 Then Andy would get to assassinate her with a cliche weapon waiting to be found by a worthy soul.
@@masroorahmadbani1712what is this, OutsideXbox lore?
Mike: "You can bean people over the head with C4?" [Morgan Freeman voiceover] "And so, a whole new world opened for Mike....."
Anyone else get the feeling Andy's trying to make his runs longer so that the videos are easier to edit? I guess having to stitch together Patient Zero (which took Mike and Jane about four times as long as him) traumatised him.
@@aerenofgondor He's done better this time though, because aside from the intel he didn't use quest markers. He reclaims the crown imo
To be fair... he did screw driver the target to the face.
I love the lengths he went to in order to frame the guard though. XD
szbnahl lol that might actually be true. Look at the extra time and effort he put in to make both murders either look like an accident or like a boss employee scuffle.
@@Zoso14892 I don't get the complaint about quest markers, especially the first time around. Some of those clues are in the most obtuse of places.
@@MSte21 Meh I found them alright, although the one that you dig up was bugged at first. If you listen and explore though you can find 4 or 5 easily.
Maybe it's just me but I find hitman with waypoints little more than a glorified QTE :( The fun for me is in the exploring and working out the best approach. Mike's good at that. He works out the best way to explode people haha
"Two hitmans! WOW!"
IDK what it says about me that I was so happy for him.
Mike's Hitman playthroughs are so damn quotable. "There are dead bodies everywhere and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible" has to be my new favourite :)
Andy Drives home old memories without screwing up
Jane Smothers the competition
Mike shows us more then one use for explosives
Or, Mike's explosive exit.
@@clipbit it is a blast watching Mike play hitman .
"I'm hiding in a bush, everyone's hunting me and I'm dressed like a clown."
Your typical Mike Hitman playthrough then. ;)
Hitman AND an Oxventure on the same day?!
Have you guys been reading my dream journal again? 🤨
We all have. Someone will be stopping by soon. Let them help you.
im very pleased you all picked the most confusing exit, it was quite satisfying
My style always starts out like Andy but then ends up like Mike
I appreciate how agonisingly close Mike got to doing both kills in the special unique way the game made for that level before going on a completely different tangent right before the actual execution.
Target: *clearly doesn't like Lafayette*
Me: But he's America's favourite fighting Frenchman!
Lol... Americans don't know who you are talking about. 😋
"C4 to the face"
Wonder who did that 😂
Andy with his half hour and full silant assassin, meanwhile Jane and Mike. More than 1 hour and almost 1 hour. Still great job and well done Mike getting those 2 stars!
Do you know the muffin man? Oh he does know the muffin man, hes a noticer, COVER BLOWN JANE!
I am absolutely astonished that Andy was able to just get all of the clues along the way and didn’t have to go looking for them after. I am also astonished that Mike was able to get out in that clown suit and a hatchet.
I want a shirt that says "The clown has been rumbled" and has a picture of Mike making a face and a picture of 47 as a clown.
No a picture of Mike as 47 as a clown while making a face! :D
The childlike joy in Mike's voice when he realised you can stot a block of C4 off of someone's head to incapacitate them is equal parts adorable and deeply, deeply worrying.
Mike and Andy's polar opposite reactions to their final scores is awesome and why the Vs Mode videos are so great.
"I'm going to get back into my suit, because look how nice it is" Andy has exactly the same appreciation for the suburban suit as I do.
“Something just vibrated. Things are vibrating! Am I being touched by frogs?!” I laughed way harder at that than I should have, I think. The next time my phone rings on silent, I’m shouting this regardless of where I am 😂
I used to be a Mike, then I was a Jane, and now, after building up from two-three stars to silent assassin I have reached my final form: Andy.
Andy is always a good final form to have. Plus, if you need a disguise after becoming Andy, you can get an awesome coat and turn into Dr. Jonathan Reid.
@@wulfricr7635 oh my god I see the resemblance
I just love "My hands are clear, that was not me!" position of a guard who was framed by Andy for his crimes.
"Are you ready to get the checking-up of a lifetime because I am?" I say, steady on Jane :)
Mike?? Why didn't you go through with the Mole Hill plan? I wanted to see you go full Caddy Shack!
I have never heard a human so happy as to hear Mike knock a human out with a brick of explosives, and then detonate them. Like a choir of angels, lol my dudes.
I dunno Jane. 47 could probably pass as a doctor. He seems to know a lot about anatomy.
29:36 I thought Andy was going to end that with the famous Oxboxtra line : "It's time for work boys!"
Andy,: cold hearted calculating killer, ruthless in excision, striking with precision and no mercy
Also Andy : "bye frogs! Sorry for digging up your habitat friends, stay safe, I loooove you."
ok extremely well done andy on this one, not only a flawless silent assassin but achieved in half the time that the others took! Doing these things stealthy is good but is doable but doing it quickly as well that is some true skill
I love that they do a background check in one of the scenarios, that's pretty cool.
Jane is Courage (risking everything for the intel)
Mike is Power (the sheer chaos)
Andy is Wisdom (crafting intricate crime scenes, and covering his tracks)
Mikes gleeful laughter when taking someone down is a mood.
"I wonder how little he cares."
Mike: "Not as little as I care." *throws screwdriver*
Mike is the best hitman of the 3.
All 3 of them struggling with the same exit each in their own way is what makes this my favorite channel.
My reaction to that was "The devs should have put an invisible wall there, so people couldn't walk past the interact spot."
@@Cyfrik I mean, yes, but then we'd miss out on this amazing bit.
17:30 "clocked everyone with a bust"? No Mike, you just knocked out one person and that made the whole mission go... bust.
"I've got to do it. The option's there." If Mike's 47 was on a trading card, that would be in the word balloon placed over his head.
I love that after a single mission where Jane overused a screwdriver it is now so indelibly linked with her that Mike references it as her preferred weapon.
Mike - my first run of a level.
Jane - my follow-up and challenges-earning level runs.
Andy - After memorizing the map, my final run.
Andy framed the 2nd murder a bit too well and staged the first one like a total accident as well.
Are we supposed to be worried guys?
Everybody having trouble with the level exit was hilarious and perfect. I love you guys!
Mike's takedown on Janus was... Inspirational... I am actually surprised it worked AND got counted as unnoticed haha
Mike, the way the guy is walking is referred to as the "combat glide." It's a technique taught to soldiers that keeps you a smaller target and the gun sights steady. Knowing is half the battle, though he does look like he's got a full pantsload
21:55 And Mike gets MVP for that kill lmao!
So Janus hits him with the wrench, and as the other guy is falling, he stabs him in the back of the neck with the screwdriver?
Makes perfect sense!
Hits him the back of the head with the wrench too. That's some twisting Janus did while dying from that screwdriver in the neck.
Hits him with the wrench, making a tough wound, he in a rampage, responds with the screwdriver, falling unconcious after that
Congratulations Andy! on reclaiming your title of the best assassin.
Combo distract-isolate-intel-eliminate? Yup, Andy got his Best At Hitman title back.
"I still have these mole explosives" is on my top ten of scariest things Mike has said.
I love how some people are like stealth takes longer yet both Jane and Mike's playthroughs were much longer than Andy's
Andy in the streets; Mike in the sheets.
Janes play through did raise a good question though. You have been paid to kill someone with health issues. You infiltrate their hospital /nursing home only to find that they have already died of natural causes. Do you still get paid?
Yeah just tell them you whacked them and made it look like natural causes.
"There's just bodies everywhere and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible." He's very nearly self-aware, isn't he?
I really appreciate Andy going the extra mile to throw off any possibility of CSI: Whittleton Creek pinning this back on 47. Totally not a part of the game mechanics, but it should be.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that Mike would find a new and creative way to use explosives … like beaning someone in the head with them.
Andy staging crime scenes is my new favorite thing
I love your guy’s stuff, y’all gave me a reason, 3 good reasons to actually buy the game, and because of y’all I am having an absolute blast with Hitman
Not sure wether Andy's setting up of the crime scene is hilarious, cunning or creepy.
Mike's clown obsession is always hilarious.
Jane's muffin obsession is cheeky and fun and hilarious.
Jane loves attacking people with baked goods almost as much as Mike likes attacking in general.
I love how many unnecessary steps Andy takes like framing it as an accident or retrieving his suit
Mike finishing off Janus in style, C4 to the face and BOOM!!
I don't care what the score says, Mike wins this one. He hid bodies and deleted tapes like Andy, killed people with a screwdriver like Jane, exploded his target, and strode proudly out like a clown. OxBox trifecta. And on a personal note, if 47 controlled by Mike was wandering around, I might have an accident in my trousers as well.
Mike is his own 3-ways to play!
If only Andy had known at this point... Frogs. Don't. Sell!
...but they do rent out habitat space for cigar boxes, apparently.
You can Actually hear mike salivating at the thought of blowing the targets face off “I gotta do it....The option there!” 🤣
Jane: "Do you know the muffin man?" Might be the strangest cross over ever!
“I had no idea you could beat people with explosives.” - Mike, upon discovering the new “Mike 1-2 combo”
I like how they all had problems with exiting the mission
Andy managed to get silent assassin, take the time to set up fake murder scenes for the investigators to find, and he still got about half as long as the other 2 in time it took.
I can't believe the old guy didn't notice his security guard being knocked out and dragged away immediately behind him!
When Jane walked into the closet instead of the bathroom, I had flashbacks to that time in Dishonored when she dropped the wire mine ‘by accident’. 😂😂
Oh, free wrench!
-Mike, 2019
Mike: "There are bodies everywhere, I just can't help but feel somewhat responsible."
Me: "You are wholly responsible for all the bodies Mike. Remember the barbecue explosion?"
"You can hit people in the head with explosives?!" Whole new vistas have opened up for Mike.