Interviewer: what made you want to become a model? 47: I saw my reflection in a screwdriver as I was pulling it out of a target’s head and thought “I’m really, really, ridiculously good looking.”
"No recordings though." I do NOT envy the police detectives who have to sort through that mess with ZERO video evidence of anything happening. And he didn't even destroy the footage, he was just somehow never on camera.
Agent 47:"Diana, I have decided. I will quit the Agency to become a male model." Diana:"What? You can´t do that. Are you crazy?" Agent 47:"I am not crazy, Diana. I am fabulous." Diana:"47, please..." Agent 47:"I am not 47 anymore, my new name is Gustav DelaCroix. DelaCroix out." *Hangs up*
"Congratulations 47. You've managed to kill everyone at the fashion show except your target. I'm sure the trauma and emotional scarring you left him will be just as effective as if you had done your job competently."
Kind of funny the black mailer has corpsepaint like he's in a black metal band, looks kind of like new mayhem or maybe old immortal That would be a sick kill, have to take out someone like Varg, he pissed off too many normal Norwegians, and bonus points for killing him by burning a church down, or stabbing him in the skull like Euronymous haha
sorry to be offtopic but does anyone know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
@Anderson Branson thanks so much for your reply. I found the site through google and I'm in the hacking process atm. Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
I did wonder if Mike would be able to escalate things after Andy and Jane's performances, and I never should have doubted him because of course he could. Well done Mike
Andy: "I need to get five stars!" Also Andy: *Drops a lighting rig on the wrong target and shoots the actual target with a machine gun in front of everyone* Game: "Yeah, no stars for you."
I know they don't have the time to get max mastery on every map, but for the people who do: with the electrocution phone and the "backstage disguised as stylist" starting location, you can do this target in about 90 seconds with a 5-star Silent Assassin rating.
@@charlesmoss1985 The thing is Andy did have mastery on this level, but on Hitman1 save. Sadly, the developers did not put an official way to import save files.
IO should really think about bringing Mike in for playtesting. His chaotic style would help them find bugs like the 3 person fusion. Also, wang rampage.
Andy: Sucky and wrenchy attorneys at law. Luke with his ear pressed against the wall from the opposite room: Is this the new entry in the Phoenix Wright series I've been waiting for? 🤔
Andy playing: Drops a chandelier killing dozens of non-targets and guns-down a man in a room full of witnesses. Me: "Who are you and what have you done with Andy?!"
"These are the things you ponder when you've played probably t--" Too much Hitman? "-two hundred hours of Hitman." Right, of course, no such thing as too much Hitman ; )
I loved Andy's surprise at having killed Novikov. Reminds me of when he dumped Dalia off a balcony onto him long ago. Also attempted and succeeded at my first ever Elusive Target over the weekend: The Warlord. Used the video of Mike's run as a blueprint. Would have Silent Assassined it if I didn't get impatient and got spotted knocking out a security guy. But it did clear the room with the safe, so it worked out.
By the end I swear I could hear the vein on Andy's temple throbbing as he watched Mike's run, Haha. This is why I love watching you guys, no other channel is this fun.
Jane: “you turned into a serial killer that kills models” Mike: “I didn’t actually kill that many people” More than one is still a pretty significant number of murders to commit, Mike 😂
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) defines serial killing as "a series of two or more murders, committed as separate events, usually, but not always, by one offender acting alone". Considering everyone died on the same night, most if not all during the chandelier accident, then yeah, he doesn't meet the definition of serial killer, for this alone. Considering how many people agent 47 has killed overall, even if as a contracted killer, he does meet the FBI definition of a serial killer.
When we reached the point where I was certain we had reached Full Mike in this video, he pulled out an explosive duck and proved me wrong. Never change.
@@Speilbilde I can answer that from multiple stories I read that did this, but then never could get the usb stick anymore. So you can kill him that way, but then you can never finish the mission as a result
Diana sending 47 out to kill her exes and 47 knowing but going along with it because he secretly loves her is my favourite bit of Hitman headcanon yet.
12:06 The make up artist, in implied surprise, says, "wow..." when Agent 47 give a minor compliment. What does that say about your job, when a hit man is nicer than your employers and coworkers?
When I did this, I placed a remote explosive in the lighting rig and went down to the backstage area. I then waited in line as Helmut Kruger until it was the target's turn to walk the catwalk and detonated the explosive from there.
Jane, if youre still looking a second Andy to scare Andy, I'd like to volunteer! Although I look as much like Andy as any brown haired, white guy with a beard, which is to say totally identical as far as the comments section would be concerned
Again Mike has snatched victory from the jaws of death. First, he escapes as a knight on the isle mission and now he miraculously escapes this level after compromising almost all the disguises. Cheers man, cheers to you.
Bwahahaha -- oh, that was brilliant. I love how this STARTED with Jane going "I'mma just kill him the minute I find him" and WENT FROM THERE. From Andy getting so frustrated with his botched chandelier kill he just machine guns the target, to Mike -- well, chaos, ladder, what more can I say? XD To be fair, I totally thought it was the target on the catwalk too. . .just -- you think it couldn't escalate ANY MORE from killing the wrong model in a similar suit, and you would be DEAD WRONG. Mike, for future reference, it helps if NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOU when you change disguises. XD I am glad you exploded him with the duck, though. The Pale Duck, Mike's good luck charm! *pauses, looks at escalation* Mike's "At Least I Didn't Die Completing This" charm!
Crowbar comes from "crow's foot", the type of end used to remove nails. Prybar is the more proper name in most of the world, but video game designers are not often working a trade as well.
I just realised ... this was a custom/self made escalation. Jane's one was fast and simple, Andy added the chandelier part and then Mike just went on a model hunt after that ... perfect escalation!
I'm impressed that of the three; Jane's run was the least chaotic but still managed to involve her choking out and breaking the neck of the target in full view of about half a dozen witnesses and getting away with it, most impressive. PS. Mike could have set his explosive duck on the lighting rig and blown it from the ground floor where you can see the target more clearly
I fear for a Jane run where the other two aren't there to point out stuff for her. So many people that will notice her, and so many items on the ground that she'll forget to pick up.
I played this like Mike - I brought an explosive rubber duck, put it at the target's feet, and blew it up after I distanced myself. I then ran to a nearby crate to hide and wait it out. When the guard started to move the body, I went to fetch the USB, and then I casually strutted home. I did all this in the dressing room!
Couldn't stop laughing throughout Mike's run. Jane & Andy optimistically giving strategy advice at the beginning...it's like they've never seen Mike play before.
On recommendation of OXBOX I watched the addams family movies, I don't know how my life went on for so long without addams family quotes.(I am not angry, just disappointing at Andy for not quoting Addams family) So, I am doing that in his stead,"I demand justice, denied." COMPLETE THIS MONOLOGUE ANDY! and redeem yourself.
Of all of the grim things I have heard on this channel the idea of someone's wedding day memories smeared on a wrench is among the grimmest.... Well done. 😂
Walter Williams may not be a real-life model, but there is at least one real person by that name. He's a professor at George Mason University, a widely recognized scholar in the fields of history and economics, and a hell of a nice guy. He's never blackmailed anyone so far as I know, but he _is_ a black male, so there's that.
The janeway was an amusing one 😂😂😂 And since this is hitman 2 you might be able to accidentally kill him on stage with the electrocution phone 🧐 I haven‘t seen all your hitman content, but this one is my favourite right now 😂😂😂
Shouldn't be too difficult to find an Andy doppelganger for Halloween, Jane, all you have to do is check the Excel sheet of Andy lookalikes and ring them up to see who's available. Tons of options!
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Interviewer: what made you want to become a model?
47: I saw my reflection in a screwdriver as I was pulling it out of a target’s head and thought “I’m really, really, ridiculously good looking.”
DanNeko this comment absolutely made my day (:
i mean, he kinda is
“My looks are to *die* for”
Jane "Sense of direction help me!"
Andy "It's this way"
Jane "Thank you"
That's a weird nickname you've got there Andy
"No recordings though."
I do NOT envy the police detectives who have to sort through that mess with ZERO video evidence of anything happening. And he didn't even destroy the footage, he was just somehow never on camera.
Agent 47:"Diana, I have decided. I will quit the Agency to become a male model."
Diana:"What? You can´t do that. Are you crazy?"
Agent 47:"I am not crazy, Diana. I am fabulous."
Diana:"47, please..."
Agent 47:"I am not 47 anymore, my new name is Gustav DelaCroix. DelaCroix out." *Hangs up*
DelaCroix de la out.
"Congratulations 47. You've managed to kill everyone at the fashion show except your target. I'm sure the trauma and emotional scarring you left him will be just as effective as if you had done your job competently."
Kind of funny the black mailer has corpsepaint like he's in a black metal band, looks kind of like new mayhem or maybe old immortal
That would be a sick kill, have to take out someone like Varg, he pissed off too many normal Norwegians, and bonus points for killing him by burning a church down, or stabbing him in the skull like Euronymous haha
Honestly this will really devalue his profession, taking out an entire buildings worth of folks
Diana whenever Mike plays
sorry to be offtopic but does anyone know of a tool to log back into an Instagram account?
I was stupid forgot my login password. I appreciate any help you can give me.
@Anderson Branson thanks so much for your reply. I found the site through google and I'm in the hacking process atm.
Seems to take quite some time so I will get back to you later with my results.
I did wonder if Mike would be able to escalate things after Andy and Jane's performances, and I never should have doubted him because of course he could. Well done Mike
After Andy's run I thought he might go stealthy or kill less than 9 people
some of the messiest shit i've seen 🤣
Andy: "I need to get five stars!"
Also Andy: *Drops a lighting rig on the wrong target and shoots the actual target with a machine gun in front of everyone*
Game: "Yeah, no stars for you."
I'd still give him the star for style.. especially since he was able to slip away!
I know they don't have the time to get max mastery on every map, but for the people who do: with the electrocution phone and the "backstage disguised as stylist" starting location, you can do this target in about 90 seconds with a 5-star Silent Assassin rating.
@@charlesmoss1985 The thing is Andy did have mastery on this level, but on Hitman1 save. Sadly, the developers did not put an official way to import save files.
@@NisansaDdS I'm sure the change in publisher has something to do with the lack of ability to import.
@@charlesmoss1985 In PC, you can do it offline. Which means files are compatible.
IO should really think about bringing Mike in for playtesting. His chaotic style would help them find bugs like the 3 person fusion.
Also, wang rampage.
Same with rtgame, his runs are objectively the most chaotic in the community
Mike's joyful giggle when Andy pulled out the rifle brought a smile to my face.
22:14 and the particularly delightful 22:19
Andy: Sucky and wrenchy attorneys at law.
Luke with his ear pressed against the wall from the opposite room:
Is this the new entry in the Phoenix Wright series I've been waiting for? 🤔
Jane: No crowbar? How will they open the crates?
Andy: Great question.
I: Crate question.
My inner Andy: Boo!
Boo indeed. Here's your prise for that terrible pun. 🎁
@@thegreatpineapple4425 *andy voice* Booo!
Andy playing: Drops a chandelier killing dozens of non-targets and guns-down a man in a room full of witnesses.
Me: "Who are you and what have you done with Andy?!"
"These are the things you ponder when you've played probably t--"
Too much Hitman?
"-two hundred hours of Hitman."
Right, of course, no such thing as too much Hitman ; )
I loved Andy's surprise at having killed Novikov. Reminds me of when he dumped Dalia off a balcony onto him long ago.
Also attempted and succeeded at my first ever Elusive Target over the weekend: The Warlord. Used the video of Mike's run as a blueprint. Would have Silent Assassined it if I didn't get impatient and got spotted knocking out a security guy. But it did clear the room with the safe, so it worked out.
Diana: Well done, 47.
Me: Diana, have we been watching the same mission?
ThunderCookie maybe she's just glad she will never have to worry about you assassinating her
@@quincebielka8843 oh no... oh no no no...
I won't spoil anything for you but...... Have you played hitman absolutsion?
"Helmut, you sound different."
"No I don't."
By the end I swear I could hear the vein on Andy's temple throbbing as he watched Mike's run, Haha. This is why I love watching you guys, no other channel is this fun.
I see Jane's tactic was the distinguished 'CHAOS IS A LADDER'. Unsurprisingly, still got shot at a lot less than the usual for Mike
Mike's run was honestly a thing of beauty. Such elegant(?) chaos in its purest form...
"Wrenchy wrenchy smashy heady" - the Mike Channell story
Jane: “you turned into a serial killer that kills models”
Mike: “I didn’t actually kill that many people”
More than one is still a pretty significant number of murders to commit, Mike 😂
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) defines serial killing as "a series of two or more murders, committed as separate events, usually, but not always, by one offender acting alone". Considering everyone died on the same night, most if not all during the chandelier accident, then yeah, he doesn't meet the definition of serial killer, for this alone. Considering how many people agent 47 has killed overall, even if as a contracted killer, he does meet the FBI definition of a serial killer.
Is four a lot?
@@Mini_Squatch Right, he's not a serial killer, he's a SPREE killer.
I thought Andy's turn went really "Mike" this time.
Then, it was Mike's turn.
Jane: I need to find an exact duplicate of Andy for Halloween
Reality: It’s just Luke with a terrible fake beard
Luke should regrow his Kratos beard
Ducky441 “re”-grow?? Can Luke grow facial hair with that baby face of his?
@@mfrazier3876 With Ellen's photoshopping skills yeah...
When we reached the point where I was certain we had reached Full Mike in this video, he pulled out an explosive duck and proved me wrong. Never change.
Also, it's 100% going to haunt me not knowing if it's possible to win this with the lightning rig kill or not.
@@Speilbilde I can answer that from multiple stories I read that did this, but then never could get the usb stick anymore. So you can kill him that way, but then you can never finish the mission as a result
Jane:"Use the chaos"
Me:"Chaos Control!"
Another classic example of "It's all gone a bit Mike..."
I'd say it was when andy missed with the machine gun
Mike broke the game so hard NPCs started merging together. The Channell Singularity.
And here ladies and gentleman you see Mike brighten like a chandelier as he tests chaos theory to it's true potential
37:30 after wrench ramage
Mike: "Oh! This has gone wrong hasn't it"
Spoilers for the video:
Man, when an Andy playthrough goes full Mike, you know you've got entertainment gold!
The Andy playthrough was only a little Mike... The mike playthrough... that was full Mike.
@@marhawkman303 I think that was Ultimate Mike
M N it approached a Mike level that we didn’t even think was possible!
Jane, on the phone to a casting agency: "Hi, do you have the model for all those default player characters?"
That was more "Mike" than Mike's suit-of-armor assassinations.
Diana sending 47 out to kill her exes and 47 knowing but going along with it because he secretly loves her is my favourite bit of Hitman headcanon yet.
I'm not necessarily 47/Diana's biggest supporter but hell, I'd go for that.
Jane made a snappy decision
Andy showed us the dangers of fashion
Mike climbed that chaos ladder to new heights
Im too deadly for this suit, too deadly for my gun
40:14 - In the business, it's not a "Chandelier Drill." It's a "Phantom of the Opera reenactment." ;P
12:06 The make up artist, in implied surprise, says, "wow..." when Agent 47 give a minor compliment. What does that say about your job, when a hit man is nicer than your employers and coworkers?
And not just any hitman, but a hitman that feels next to no remorse or emotion.
When I did this, I placed a remote explosive in the lighting rig and went down to the backstage area. I then waited in line as Helmut Kruger until it was the target's turn to walk the catwalk and detonated the explosive from there.
Mike's run here is one of the most hilarious and chaotic, yet successful, Elusive Target runs I've ever seen. Always provides a belly laugh to watch.
Jane: "Who can find me in... the kitchen?"
# that's why you'll always find Jane in the kitchen at parties... #
I love how when you try to ID a target from two floors up and it doesn't register as him, your first thought is, "it must be a bug."
That was the most insanely, thoroughly Mike performance I've ever witnessed. Absolutely stellar entertainment. Wrench rampage Mike is the best Mike.
Henri L'Heuvre is Hoover's upscale model exclusively for the cleaning of palaces.
That was the most Mike Mikening that ever Miked
pretty sure your exact double coming up behind you with a weapon is the basis of doppelganger legends...
Jane, if youre still looking a second Andy to scare Andy, I'd like to volunteer!
Although I look as much like Andy as any brown haired, white guy with a beard, which is to say totally identical as far as the comments section would be concerned
I second that motion. You're an Andy clone as far as I'm concerned
As far as I'm concerned, you're basically Andy himself, so I second - no, third that.
Plot twist , you are Andy and the outside Xbox one is the clone.
I love that Helmut Krueger's personal makeup artist doesn't know that he hasn't got a barcode tattooed on the back of his head.
Again Mike has snatched victory from the jaws of death. First, he escapes as a knight on the isle mission and now he miraculously escapes this level after compromising almost all the disguises. Cheers man, cheers to you.
Mike's turn caused so much panicky shouting by Jane and Andy... loved it.
Jane: 💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️💁🏽♀️
Andy: 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Mike: 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I don't think I've said "Jesus Christ, Mike!" So many times.
This has to be one of your most chaotic runs yet. Even Andy succumbed to the lure of rash decisions and gunning people down in a panic.
Dopplegangers? It just sounds like Jane wants to show off her replacement Andy and Mike clones.
Once again, Andy manages to accidentally kill Viktor Novikov while trying to take out someone else.
I LOVE it when everything goes Mike when Mike isn't the one playing!
Cool video guys!
Also, it's official, we need "Chaos is a ladder" as a T-shirt :D
I would wear that
It’s a very OXbox thing to run way out to the gardens to fetch a crow bar when there is one in the attic, very near the lighting rig.
Yesterday I was watching the Danish National Symphony orchestra performing the Blade Runner suite. Think I noticed agent 47 "blending in".
Bwahahaha -- oh, that was brilliant. I love how this STARTED with Jane going "I'mma just kill him the minute I find him" and WENT FROM THERE. From Andy getting so frustrated with his botched chandelier kill he just machine guns the target, to Mike -- well, chaos, ladder, what more can I say? XD To be fair, I totally thought it was the target on the catwalk too. . .just -- you think it couldn't escalate ANY MORE from killing the wrong model in a similar suit, and you would be DEAD WRONG. Mike, for future reference, it helps if NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOU when you change disguises. XD I am glad you exploded him with the duck, though. The Pale Duck, Mike's good luck charm! *pauses, looks at escalation* Mike's "At Least I Didn't Die Completing This" charm!
I love all the hitman videos but THIS one is by far the most insane hilarious thing I have ever had the pleasure to see.
Crowbar comes from "crow's foot", the type of end used to remove nails. Prybar is the more proper name in most of the world, but video game designers are not often working a trade as well.
Was a little disappointed that Mike skipped the obvious starting outfit. I'm looking forward to Mike finally completely depopulating a level.
By far this is the best Hitman I've seen, Mike is a legend!!
I just realised ... this was a custom/self made escalation. Jane's one was fast and simple, Andy added the chandelier part and then Mike just went on a model hunt after that ... perfect escalation!
Mike and Andy's commitment to style cost a lot of NPCs lives
When the whole gang tries to out Mike, Mike then you gotta show take it up a notch
i really, really like andy doing his 47 voice
It's hilarious to hear Andy tell Mike to shoot someone in a Hitman game and Mike resists.
After Jane and Andy's performance i was kind of waiting for Mike to be all stealthy like
Andy: *kills 9 non-targets and guns down target* Look, I'm the new Mike.
Mike: Hold my drink.
36:40 - 37:40 Ladies and Gentlemen, we proudly present the Mike way to play Hitman :)
(especially the last bit has me laughing in tears)
I'm impressed that of the three; Jane's run was the least chaotic but still managed to involve her choking out and breaking the neck of the target in full view of about half a dozen witnesses and getting away with it, most impressive.
PS. Mike could have set his explosive duck on the lighting rig and blown it from the ground floor where you can see the target more clearly
I'm trying to think of a funny comment containing the words "wang rampage" so Andy can say it again in SOTW. I'm failing.
I'm liking this in the hopes that he does anyway.
"After he was done, 47 realised his mistake, it was a wang rampage, in a wang house." :P
Honestly I should know better than to watch these so soon after being sick.... Laughed so hard I nearly coughed up a lung! Totally worth it tho
5:33 the moment you can hear Andy’s soul up and leave but at the same time he isn’t surprised at this turn of events
“It’s like playing guess who, but with more murder” Mike 2019
Mike, the game doesn't know how to handle you. NPCs hiding inside of other NPCs just to avoid your maniac carnage. Magnificent!
3:06 I'm not sure there are many models named after Bassett liquorice products Andy
Jane casually saying 'Flashbang in' was the highlight of this video for me, I am now picturing her as a jaded SWAT team member who has seen it all.
Jane and Andy's runs went a bit Mike. Mike steps up the chaos to maintain his reputation. So many brain injuries.
I love you glorious maniacs, never change
Has Mike ever Miked a Hitman level this majestically? I think not. Bravo.
Pretty sure if someone was following you who looked exactly like you, it'd be because you went into that damn carnival booth from Us.
Jane: Can you imagine being followed by someone who looks exactly like you?
Me: You mean the plot of Us?
I fear for a Jane run where the other two aren't there to point out stuff for her. So many people that will notice her, and so many items on the ground that she'll forget to pick up.
I played this like Mike - I brought an explosive rubber duck, put it at the target's feet, and blew it up after I distanced myself. I then ran to a nearby crate to hide and wait it out. When the guard started to move the body, I went to fetch the USB, and then I casually strutted home.
I did all this in the dressing room!
Couldn't stop laughing throughout Mike's run. Jane & Andy optimistically giving strategy advice at the beginning...it's like they've never seen Mike play before.
Andys play through had got the mikiest ending ever😂
@27:11 "Wang Rampage" is the name of my new band!
We do death metal covers of Wang Chung.
and somehow mike managed to "outmike" himself.
meanwhile, diana wonders if calling an airstrike would've been a more subtle idea...
jane; stumbles onto the target and kills him before legging it
andy: tries to be subtle, fails, goes a bit mike
mike: goes full mike
Well Andy, at least there were no recordings!
I never noticed how much of a tan 47 has until he stood next to Krueger......
On recommendation of OXBOX I watched the addams family movies, I don't know how my life went on for so long without addams family quotes.(I am not angry, just disappointing at Andy for not quoting Addams family)
So, I am doing that in his stead,"I demand justice, denied."
COMPLETE THIS MONOLOGUE ANDY! and redeem yourself.
Of all of the grim things I have heard on this channel the idea of someone's wedding day memories smeared on a wrench is among the grimmest.... Well done. 😂
Jane, forever the canary down the Hitman Mines
Walter Williams may not be a real-life model, but there is at least one real person by that name. He's a professor at George Mason University, a widely recognized scholar in the fields of history and economics, and a hell of a nice guy.
He's never blackmailed anyone so far as I know, but he _is_ a black male, so there's that.
I really want a Hitman level set on RPDR. 47 dressed in drag, with the optional objective of snatching wigs. Get on it hitman people!
Arguably best Hitman video along with Patient Zero
The janeway was an amusing one 😂😂😂
And since this is hitman 2 you might be able to accidentally kill him on stage with the electrocution phone 🧐
I haven‘t seen all your hitman content, but this one is my favourite right now 😂😂😂
Shouldn't be too difficult to find an Andy doppelganger for Halloween, Jane, all you have to do is check the Excel sheet of Andy lookalikes and ring them up to see who's available. Tons of options!