@@mikehoncho7222 wow, look at you, clown. United Kingdom is a monarchy with PARLIAMENT. Meaning, the Monarch of the country do not have power as in absolute monarchy. Also, UK is advanced and liberal country, much better than successors of Yugoslavia,USSR and much of Eastern Europe. Don't you know anything about UK?
@GenericGamer no.227 warmongering was a trait of pretty much every nation in history,and Britain's warmongering is still better than of Third Reich or Japan's in the first half of 20th century
Kathleen Morris the point is that everytime the election comes up every 4 years so the presidents always say fake stuff during elections to get people to like them/love them
My country: He’s small, but for me size doesn’t matter He may be cold sometimes, but I’m used to it He’s rich, so we don’t have any debt problems And he makes the best salmon dishes I have ever tasted. I love you Norway
The False Rabbi ah, we know. We are going through a tough time in our relationship, but we are trying to find a different way. Also if I can be honest, it’s looking pretty good, he’s thinking of starting an electric company, or sell his salmon.
america is like that one person who comes to a party even though they weren't invited and then drinks all the beer and eats all of the snacks, so all of the countries just try to pretend they don't exist, but america insists on socializing with everyone
+The Random Mapper As an Indian, I would have enjoyed a cameo by Mr India who goes around just buying weapons from everybody and forgetting that he hasn't showered in the last 65 years.
The IRS seeks taxes from US citizens wherever they are in the world.. this is why a lot of US ex-pats give up their US citizenship .. For example: the PM of the UK Boris Johnson was born a US citizen and the IRS wanted a big chunk of change from him.. he wound up cutting a deal and renouncing his US citizenship.
@@preacherjohn lol that is incredulous, they wanted to tax a British prime minister because he has American citizenship?🤯do Americans realise this doesn't happen anywhere else? Like as a citizen of country A if you work in country B only country B gets to take income tax from you. Not every country you have affiliation to. Imagine Obama as US president paying income tax to Kenya, or Trevor and Elon musk paying income tax to both South Africa and USA or Ogwumike sisters paying income tax to Nigeria and USA that's crazy. In law school outside USA you are taught that the law frowns at Double Jeopardy, so Other countries have laws and agreements that forbids this from happening, common wealth, European Union, African Union and many more even codified it but before it was codified it wasn't done regularly. It was codified mainly as a preventive measure.
And then she met his younger brother, Canada. He was perfect: he sacrificed time and resources just to make sure that she doesn't have to worry about paying 6-digit hospital bills or their kids getting proper education, did not spend all of his time bragging about his guns, loved animals and volunteered to protect nature and even had a funny, but sexy accent.
Canada’s healthcare system sucks, enjoy waiting 2 years for that life saving surgery you need. Also Canada doesn’t have freedom of speech. But yeah Canada is amazing right?
biff yes,because thats how it work: if you dont like everything in the country you live in, you leave. You dont try to change it, you dont try to make it better like a true patriot does, you just leave. The founding father would be soooo proud of you ....
Come on, guys! The U.S is by no means the worst country in the world, all of those commenting stuff like that clearly don't look at it realistically. Problem with the U.S, however, is that it scores way to poorly on the Human Development Index (HDI) for such a rich country. By definition the country with the lowest HDI is the worst country to live in, and the U.S is not it. The U.S just spends its money stupidly.
It's not the worst, but it's certainly not the best despite people treating it as if it was. People ignore the ridiculous problems in America because "woo, we're number 1! America is the best!"
Nikotiini Yes,The electoral college means the 'college' or as you stated the 'congress' can pick anyone they want (For most not al states) so If New Yorks citizens picked democrats 100% the college representing them could pick republican giving the vote to republicans.And this is legal not illegally manipulated with corruption. P.S are you British (The Dalek)
Jesus Christ I'm...uh....I'm not gunna do that...um...you do realize that I was joking with you right? You're Jesus, I'm Loki, lets battle to see who's hotter....its a joke bro....
The U.S.A isn't the "worst country in the world" but rather than probably one of the "worst first world countries" The blind patriotism that even suggesting there's a problem with our traditional systems, policies, way of life, etc. practically earns you a title of either: anti-American, communist, socialist, terrorist, etc. or all of the following. My disagreements with the current issues (the current/past administrations are at fault): 1) The USA is the only developed, industrialized, first world nation not to have some form of universal health care. We have the most expensive healthcare system in the world. 2) The USA is one of 2 countries (other being Papua New Guinea) that has NO paid maternity leave. 3) Religion has political influence, particularly on social issues like LGBT rights, abortion, etc. We allow such organizations to conflict with science in education like creationism vs evolution in public schools. 4) Military defense spending ($500-600 billion a year), we out spend the next dozen countries combined (China has the second highest in the world ~160 billion). But that's the price we pay for being the "world police". 5) US foreign policy, whether it be invaded/occupying a country for no reason (Iraq), bombing other countries at will (Libya), toppling governments that we don't like because it conflicts with our interests (Cold War-Iran), or even continuing sanctions/embargos on countries long after a threat is neutralized (Cuba). Also, doing anything we want even if the international community is against such decisions. 6) The ridiculous amount of money spent in elections, with lobbying and campaign contributions of which are practically legal bribes. Allowing large organizations, corporations, etc. to bypass the American people's interests. 7) Finally, the continuous violations of US Constitutional amendments, such as warrantless wiretapping, no-knock search warrants, the PATRIOT Act, racial profiling, killing American citizens without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), as well as allowing restrictions on civil rights (i.e 1st amendment).
Someone actually smart posting in the comment section lol, however we do not have the most expensive health care in the world, I believe it's Switzerland that has almost 40% of income go towards healthcare, I could be wrong about the place and percentage, but we aren't the most expensive in the world
I actually like and agree with many of your issues, but I want to state some concerns over some others. 5) America has a reason for involving itself in every war that it has. Whether or not you agree with that reason is a different matter entirely. I don't agree with many of the reasons America goes to war. I mean, Iraq was pretty much for revenge, but there was a reason. And the Cold War was a mutual thing with Russia. Both sides are to blame, not just one. If America didn't participate, it might have been absolutely nuked to shit, and the same goes for Russia. And, of course you go against something that conflicts with your interests. If your interest is being alive, then someone trying to kill you is something you might not want around. 4) Exactly. For a while now America has been expected, by the international community to be the "world police". And like the real police, people forget completely about all the good our policing does when we once and a while get it wrong and make a mistake. 7) I do hope that you aren't for the banning of guns, as that would be mighty ironic. The 2nd Amendment is the one put in place to help protect all the other ones. So nice to even see something vaguely forming intelligent thought down here in the murky depths of the youtube comments section.
Brandon Cowan Thanks for the feedback. I could go further in depth on those points. In response to #7, while I'm a liberal in favor of firearm background checks, the concept of banning guns is a bad idea.
Usually people who try and point america's "flaws" usually do it in a pretty bad and ignorant way but the way you put it is great and i agree with every point
Random fact #241: America has overthrown more democratically elected governments to instaurate an autoritharian dictatorship than it has done the oposite.
Incomplete list of democracies overthrown by the CIA: Syria 1949 Iran 1953 Guatemala 1954 Tibet 1955 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959 Iraq 1960 Democratic Republic of the Congo 1960 Dominican Republic 1961 South Vietnam 1963 Brazil 1964 Ghana 1966 Chile 1970 Argentina 1976 Afghanistan 1979 Turkey 1980 Poland 1980 Nicaragua 1989 They hate us because of our freedom!
Kilgore Trout Chile 1973 actually, but yes it is true, Chile did stop being a democracy for a while and a lot of people got murdered and tortured, thanks USA...
Kilgore Trout Cuba wasn't a democracy before 1959, it was ruled by a military dictatorship led by Fulgencio Batista, and even though the USA was at first sympathetic towards the Cuban Revolution before Castro's government declared itself as communist, the CIA didn't supported it directly in any way. Perhaps you confused dates with the 1952 coup led by Batista. I don't know if it was supported by the CIA, but it was instantly recognized by the USA government.
The thing is that a lot of the democracies that were overthrown by us were because the leaders were simply just not competent. The problem with democracy (which our country is a republic, not a democracy.) is that when the public is incompetent and decide to elect political leaders based on social issues such as abortion or evolution being taught in schools (like our country), then the system ultimately fails. The general public is usually too self conceited to choose a leader that deals with the bigger picture, or is making a change to better the country while having to sacrifice the publics' needs for a little while. This especially falls into play in third world countries where the education system is not preparing their people properly to understand government issues and make an accurate assumption on how it will affect the bigger picture. So if the citizens choose a shitty leader, it means that their democracy has failed them and the leader needs to be taken out of power for the safety of the country. We teach democracy to other countries because it is an easy way to keep dictators out of power, and that the alternative is something like an orthodox republic or dictatorship where the public is ruled by people that were not elected. *long story short, democracy only works with an educated population. We push democracy on other countries after settling their old government system because it keeps us from imposing a government that we want instead of what they want, which would diminish nationalism in their community.*
Wrong. So wrong. -> Erasmus, 1516 (the US didn't even EXIST at this time) : "In a free state, tongues too should be free". And it's not the first reference to it. So the concept is just far older. I'm not saying the US weren't among the first to implement it, just that they didn't come up with it.
dilen noris Americans weren’t the first to come up with the concept, however, they were the first to make it into written law, and still is one of the few countries that has it written down, meaning that it is protected no matter who is in “power”
That is pretty great XD admittedly though I think every country would make an awful boyfriend. America isn't the only one into invading privacy, starting unnecessary fights, and not providing for you. The moral of this statement is never date a country. (Sorry Hetalia fangirls)
+mrm64 Another mass shooting in the states, oregon 9 dead. Must be monday. If this video doesnt show gun violence, its not an accurate description of the usa.
mrm64 Lol. No wonder people think usa guys are stupid. Mass shootings dont happen with the same sick frecuency in any other developed country on earth. The usa is the only one. Germany, the next advanced country by mass shootings has 6. Canada has 3. The USA has (so far in 2015) more than 200.
Wambli Padilla *you're. not. wrong.* I'm not about to go into the pointless argument with you. Keep thinking the USA is the scum of the earth. I honestly couldn't give any less of a crap.
Troy Ljunggren no. Not in America. In a parts of the world where you can't be gay openly, where you can't worship whoever you want or choose to not worship at all, in parts of the world where you aren't allowed to own a firearm to protect yourself, in parts of the world where, because you're a woman, you can't do the same things a man can. America is a symbol of democracy and equality. If you don't like it, then leave. You aren't wanted
+bobastheWireFence hey it pissed me off most of us wanted to stay ugh!!! We love America honestly and good bless your country but guys come on guns I understand it makes you feel safe but have your seen the damaged it has caused in the most civil way possible we all need to sort out our laws
Samatha Clarke we love you guys to but couldn't the same be said about Europe's immigration polices? also doesn't the lack of guns also prove to be a ever increasing danger to people in say France. I mean for a country that has guns pretty much banned those terrorists during the Nice attack were able to get an entire truckload of military grade weapons and explosives, which they used to kill close to a hundred people, and also the truck itself. And wound over 300 more.
Kagome Higurashi That's because the US doesnt barrow money from China, China buys US treasury bonds, so, the US just owes billions of dollars in interest. But you have to realize that the US is in about 20 Trillion dollars of debt and China in reality owns a small fraction of the actual number. Brandon Lee is also correct, the UK owes 81.58% of it's total GDP in debt, France owes 93.5% of its GDP, Italy owes an outstanding 132.6%, and Germany owes 78.4%. So when it comes down to it the whole damn world is fucked.
I think she needs to get hooked up with Norway as a boyfriend, he'd provide for her health and well being, make sure she isn't poor and hungry, and allow her to get a free education.
I dont think they do, unless they changed it a couple of years ago :/ However I think any scandinavian country would be a fine choice of a "boyfriend" :) Uh 1 more thing, you get your vacation paid ;)
Ruby Rose the sadiest part of this video is canada is the only place we can go and actually own land not have a name tag on it so americans just have to stay in our abusive relationship but i mean its not all bad sometimes we can sleep in the bed
+Achktung Swonsburger I am an American and to tell you the truth, I don't much want to be here anymore but where to go? How to afford to move? Is anywhere else truly better? If so, they probably don't want more people. So I guess I'm stuck here.
I love how they can do 20 awesome videos, but there comes one sponsored video and every douche is like "oh my god what happened to College humor they don't do humor anymore."
Even the best of people can be taken away when it comes to their country. Not that the people you're referring to are the best of people, but you can't really expect much from UA-cam commenters, its the reason behind the trend of channels turning off the comments section
@@generalissimodoviciano6231 yall got the highest incarceration rate,highest debt, no socialised healthcare, riots by a cultist group, most covid deaths, highest collage fees and so much more i dont have time to list
@@liambhagan9239 I am not American, I understand that Americas raw capitalism is getting out of the way, but life standards, quality of life is very high because if it wasn't why would so many people come there ?
Ms USA should have asked her Brit friend how she likes her "boyfriend's" VAT pickpocketing and CCTV big brothering. Funny that she criticizes US for "getting into fights" when the UK gladly jumps into all most of them as well. The US is just always the one that gets saddled with the blame. But I guess when US is forced to take action the UN should have, it's easy to sit back and call the US a bully even when it protects innocent lives. Big bad "Murica", but Russia gets a free pass for invading for no other reason but imperialism. The US is the bad guy for stopping genocide the UN's security council won't even impose sanctions for. Oh yeah, Russia has veto power on the security council, that makes sense. Why is it when ISIS murders children the world looks to the US for help, but then complains that we had to use guns and tanks to do it?
This is a great video! American patriotism is truly weird. Like religious fundamentalism, it requires you to distort the truth and ignore blatant contradictions to appear even slightly coherent.
***** Oh yeah? I can give examples: when Obamacare was a subject of intense discussion and many people (including some people who should know better, like house speaker John Boehner) made statements that "America has the best healtcare in the world". Meanwhile, in the real world, the WHO ranks American healtcare as 31st best and the most expensive system in the world. Even countries like Saudi-Arabia and Colombia do better with far less money.
***** You are making a very convincing argument against yourself. I do know the crucial role of private insurance in the American healthcare system and that is precisely the reason why it's not very good. To clarify, a healthcare _system_ includes not only treatment but paperwork and all the other side stuff.
Otto Rosenberg with obama care the waiting time for doctors will most likely rise and the quality of care will go down. people worldwide come to america for health care if they can afford it. they do this because the care is better. people from Canada for example come to get treatment here in the USA.
Being an American expat in Spain, there are a lot of great things about America (the diversity/food/overall smooth-runningness of everything), but there are great things about other countries/cultures as well. It's really like comparing apples and oranges. and ***** at least where I am the public healthcare is both free and at least equal in quality to in the US. The wait times here are usually less, actually. I can usually get doctor's appointment within a day and go to a specialist within a few weeks. Whereas in the US I wait 3 months to see my specialist. Most people just point to the NHS in England which is, admittedly, awful. But most other countries have a much smoother-run operation.
MilitarizeGaming That's actually completely and unequivocally false. From 3rd world countries, perhaps, but not from Canada. The only Canadians seen in US hospitals are generally emergency cases, like broken arms and whatnot, when they're in the state. Look up Healthcare Triage on UA-cam, i know they discuss that in some video or another, I don't feel like looking it up atm though haha.
Offensive, but funny. America IS a good place to live. You feel safe, and if you have a gun, even safer. I know it sounds wierd, but if you actually tried it, you WOULD feel safer. The ability to know if anyone fucks with you, you can be confident and shoot them, as it will be self-defense. My friend's uncle actually got intruders into his house, and they held a gun to his wives head, but he shot him multiple times. The other guy ran away not having a gun. He ended up killing the guy, but in court, he was let go. TRUE STORY!
bigvirgotube Idk how you actually feel worried by owning one. Guns help protect you and your family from criminals. Criminals aren't going to run away if you ball up your fists and threaten them with a good ole fashioned slobber-knocker.
America - the bully that used to be good Russia - the jock China - secretive nerd France - the gay guy Argentina - the guy thats really good at futbol Canada - everything a girl could ask for Saudi Arabia - the rich guy
I did too, but don't say that here! People don't respect others here. If you mention anything they'll hunt you and kill you with anti-fandom gunpower. Let's keep our fandoms in fandom related videos before a war breaks out in the comments
@CK_House. The Americans who took control of the colonies were British people who simply changed their name. Without Britain there'd be no America. Just as there'd be no Britain without German settlers
Sakara Chan Great! I'll check it out. I'm not really that into anime, but the ones I've seen that friends have recommended (like Fate/Zero, FMA and Miyazaki's movies) I really enjoyed. So I'll give this one a shot. I should also watch Death Note.
Very few Americans that I've seen think this country is the best. That's an outdated stereotype perpetuated by old Hollywood movies, and cold war propaganda. Hell, even Donald Trump's campaign has the slogan of "make America great again" implying it's not great now. Also, America is the strongest, there's not any debate on that.
It's a sign of respect towards people who risk they're lives everyday. Also your not forced to pledge to the flag. Most teachers and schools don't care if people do it, and most kids don't even stand up for the pledge.
Shana Wessels Yes they do. The teachers make you stand up and say it. Technically you're not obligated to, but then people stare at you and your teacher looks down on you for it and pulls you aside afterwards to tell you that you're being very disrespectful to the people who risk their lives for your "freedom". Then we have a "moment of silence" when you're not allowed to talk so that religious students and teachers can pray for soldiers or something. That's just my personal experience from public school. Maybe it's different in other school districts. I live in a pretty liberal area, though. I agree that it's pretty concerning.
James Rae one action doesn't define a country. My school, no one says the pledge, some put their hands on their chest, but that's it, usually we continue on with our work. I understand some people are what you describe but that's is in every country. Don't tell me that others don't have something similar to us. So no, we are not creepy, it is not concerning. No we are not brainwashed, or weird things people say about amercia. All countries have their flaws. I'm an American and I'm proud of my country, I hate American politics, that is not what Americans are patriotic for. It the people, our ideals, our history and what we stand for. So when people say the pledge to the flag they are not saying for the govt, their saying because personally they want show they also believe in our unalienable rights, "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" So plse, for the love of god, stop saying America is damned or shitty or terrible. Every country has their problem and if you hate it so much. Get the fuck out.
+James Rae. And also, those moment of silence are for people who died, what's so wrong with that. Not for religious people, for soliders! Or we have moment of silence for what happened in 911, which in fact had people who died from many other countries other than America. If respecting the dead is something weird to you, something wrong with you. And no it's not for religious pple, I'm not religious and half of the people in my school don't give a fuck about religion. It is a sign of respect for people who died. That is not creepy, even if you don't like it, maybe someone else has some one who died in the army and finds it comforting. I have a sister going into the army and a shit load veterans in my neighborhood that sacrificed alot, families in my neighborhood who lost sons and daughters, fathers and mothers. The least we can do for them is have 1 fucking minutes of silence.
U.S.A. isn't the worst country on the world by far. It's a beautiful country. It is civilized. It's democratic. It's a very fine country. But it isn't the best country on the world. Which is a fact. Sorry.
Murtsman1 It's an iffy subject, the US does show signs of 'democracy' but as stated before: The US Government only listens to the richest people, It takes our money, It is constantly in debt, and other stuff that defies the Constitution. But what the US has done was make REAL democracies in other countries.
one of my favourite things to say is that america is the worst best country in the world. It's considered one of the best because it's more advanced, but out of all the advanced countries, america, in my opinion, is the worst
That's actually a really good way to put it. Huge country, lots of millions of people, big economy, big impact in the world, strong army, etc, etc. But so many flaws everywhere... from the bottom to the top of the social scale it's all screwed up lol. Resume: worst of the bests.
I would like to disagree if you were to give sweden or any other of these governments you praise the land mass and population of america you would find they could not do a better job of running it . Hell probably do worse than our current leaders as their political ideals are best made for their small countries with 10 so million people while the US has 319 million folks.
why is it always Canada vs America? the majority of Canada is not even inhabitated, while most of the US is, so that alone doesn't make a fair comparison. I also know that if the US economy collapses or the country itself just blows up, the world would go into crisis. America isn't the greatest country and it has major flaws but it has hands in a lot of other economies that would suffer if America suffered. that's why most countries are always terrified when US presidential elections come around, especially now that Obama is out of office and lots of countries liked him.
While I agree that the USA is, by far, not the best country out there, most of the problems in this video are problems with other countries as well. Bringing up health care would make more sense since it’s not a common problem among other countries.
Yeah, or something like paid maternity leave. While I get the point they were trying to make, some of them, like surveillance didn't make much sense in my opinion.
clowntrooper61 Child, *SIT DOWN* and let me teach you ^ ^ Okay,so there's an anime called Hetalia.It's an anime about personified countries and I *think* the anime took place in WWII.So Hetalia fans are called Hetalians :33
AnimeLover645 You don't have to patronize me or call me a kid just cos I don't know that. I mean the only anime i've watched is the movies like spirited away, 5 meters per second, akira etc. Oh right. I thought it had something to do with henti which is why I was skeptical
I'm a California native born in 1957. I've known very wealthy people and extremely poor people, some relatives are even homeless. America has a ton of problems but the 6.7 Billion people that are NOT Americans seem to either hate us or envy us with very few in between. If we opened the door to unlimited immigration we would probably have more people than China in a few months so we must be doing something right. Our problems are vast but overall I would rather live in California than any other place in the World. As for the "rich" and the "poor" they ALL have a story and a reason for their plight or good fortune. Hear BOTH sides before making a 'snap judgment'. As I write this it is Thanksgiving Morning in America and we should all pray for Peace and give Thanks!
+randy109 No, can't say that I hate nor envy Americans. I feel bad for them. There are so many things that the rest of the developed world has that you don't, and you not only don't know what you're missing, you've convinced yourself that you're superior for not having them. Meanwhile those of us who live in other countries who enjoy the benefits of said programs shake our heads and wonder what the hell you're thinking. It's not hate or envy, it's pity. You poor deluded souls.....
***** If the americans reduced the size of their army to spend money on their own citizens, their allies would pick up the slack and probably laud them on it. But let's be real here, the US has an enormous army because they're completely paranoid and worship at the gun altar, not because we, their allies asked them to protect us. They're paranoid that other countries are out to get them. They're paranoid that their own citizens are out to get them, both jeopardizing their safety and their way of life. Why else would they cling so desparately to their right to bear arms, but refuse adamantly to sacrifice even a small amount to pay for their neighbors health care, even if it means that same pot could also pay for thiers, or support, say parents birthing children and not having to immediately go back to work? No other country does this. None. It's all ridiculous paranoia.
+randy109 Thank you for pointing that out randy. I served in the US navy for a time and been around the world quite a bit and after what I've seen in other countries I am actually very thankful for what we have here in this country. I've gotten really sick of people (especially Brits) always trying so hard to convince us that there is something wrong with us. Don't know what their problem is.
+Stealthlock Sure, as long as you perfectly mirror the prevailing socio-political narrative of the far left. God forbid you disagree, because then you're a fascist/racist/bigot/homophobe/transphobe/somethingotherphobe
I actually do disagree with some of those things but I'm not very outspoken about it. It's the same in America but Canada is better on other fronts I think
Tesseract 14 your right. If those stupid ass people in congress can fucking compromise like we did way back in 1800’s to mid 1800’s, and during the first five great presidents (besides John adam. He was trash)
You could but only if a massive majority of people decided to vote any political party that isn't the exact same two every time. Bipartidism exists so that dissent is impossible. Even more in a country with just a capitalist right wing (aka. neoliberalism) party and a capitalist centre-right party.
We can elect congress, but the president can use executive power to ignore congress. We can vote for the president, but the electoral college can ignore our votes. Petitions are ignored. Ordinary people can't afford to finance a candidate to compete with the Washington insiders. We don't have the firepower to fight an armed revolution against our own military. And most of us can't afford the travel fare to leave. We're fucked.
Ok guys, a serious question. Moving to USA has been my dream for at least 8 years. I always loved your country, even though i have never been there. Should I go to the college to USA? Cause Im pretty sure that after studying I will stay in America.
The US is still a fantastic country, this video is just satire poking fun at our government. It has advantages and disadvantages, good areas and bad areas like any other country. Although as a graduate student I can definitely say that, although you get a great education, the cost of going to most colleges in the US can get incredibly high after 4-5 years if you don't get scholarships or grants. If the cost isn't an issue, it can be a great experience. Good luck!
I have a second cousin who lives in your country. I should message her on Facebook and ask her how to move over there. It's sounding more and more attractive by the minute. Christchurch sounds like a lovely city.
@@mattjones6578 the president is legally required to consult Congress before carrying out an attack or declaring war. We were not in an active war with Iran. If we were then it would be a different story. Also what do you mean by Congress doesn't matter? There are checks and balances for a reason. Without Congress either you would be voting for every federal law or the president would be making every single decision.
“But I love you!”
“That’s what you say every four years.”
I’M DEAD 😂😂😂
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I'm sorry ,why four year?
@@whydoimevenhere bc elections in the US take place every four years
"I'm gonna go hang out with your father, I hear he really likes tea."
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Me everyday.
KBX Hes an addict
Yep same
KBX lol
"He's not getting into fights, he's breaking up fights. Sometimes by getting into fights."
Emily just called out the military and police system.
This vid is mafe in 2014. The police were probably not meant, no matter how perfectly it fits.
Nah she called out the military industrial complex.
yes, we got that. 🙄
No shit Sherlock
America: Lets see all your Information!
World: Let’s see yours!
*America has left the server*
this made me laugh way too hard in a public place xD
@GTC Pohorex Bitch you already know China's and Russia's. The whole would knows they're evil. Now turn out YOUR own pockets
yeah
@@shotgun6X i dont care for them but it's like stalker saying to other stalker that dont stalk him/her.
Yare Yare Daze
"That's what you say every four years" lol
The one that got me was the wikileak joke.
traincom
Can someone explain this to me please haha
Sunny Chi
every 4 years is election
The flying squirrel 4
I am the 4k like
real patriotism is the courage to stand up against your government when it is wrong
*Applause*
Col. Nugget no you mean spreading fake news and blindly confirming to your government! (Wink wink)
SALUTE!
Define "standing up"
Would love to know what real patriotism is and how it compared to 300 years ago.
Col. Nugget Nice. 👌
cim888 Making a hashtag and whining when the police hits back probably.
The irony is that they thought things were bad back when this video was made. Now it is so much worse with added murder hornets.
cari: And Corona, of course. And not just the Corona he was drinking in the bar.
Whats that yellow thing next to yo username
America: Honey, wtf weren't you at work???
girlfriend: I am sick
America: Idgaf
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and trump
Funny how the girl trying to talk some sense into America's girlfriend is British
Random Dude funny how England doesn’t have freedom of speech and still has a monarchy.
@@mikehoncho7222 wow, look at you, clown.
United Kingdom is a monarchy with PARLIAMENT. Meaning, the Monarch of the country do not have power as in absolute monarchy. Also, UK is advanced and liberal country, much better than successors of Yugoslavia,USSR and much of Eastern Europe.
Don't you know anything about UK?
steven sprague bruh
steven sprague monarchy is true, England does have free speech.
@GenericGamer no.227 warmongering was a trait of pretty much every nation in history,and Britain's warmongering is still better than of Third Reich or Japan's in the first half of 20th century
And then she ran into the arms of Canada.
Omfg that'd be the best boyfriend ever.
True
where would Britain come into this.
I doubt it, Canada is gay.
Nah, Canada is friend-zoned
"that's what you say every four years" damn girl he never loved you XD
Gina B. Do you even get it?
Theodore Boone ikr looks like he missed the joke but it's from a year ago so what are you gonna do
Milbox R I think she did get the joke - that's kinda the point of the video that America doesn't rly care or love?
Kathleen Morris the point is that everytime the election comes up every 4 years so the presidents always say fake stuff during elections to get people to like them/love them
Milbox R
A joke isn't very funny after it's explained to someone who doesn't get it. They look at it or hear you and go "oh yeah, that's true lol."
My country:
He’s small, but for me size doesn’t matter
He may be cold sometimes, but I’m used to it
He’s rich, so we don’t have any debt problems
And he makes the best salmon dishes I have ever tasted.
I love you Norway
And he's oily. I love that in a man
Nahlia Of course not, but if country’s were people, then you would have been confirmed a stalker.
Enjoy the oil reserves while they last my friend. Pretty soon things won't be so peachy
The False Rabbi ah, we know. We are going through a tough time in our relationship, but we are trying to find a different way. Also if I can be honest, it’s looking pretty good, he’s thinking of starting an electric company, or sell his salmon.
Brage Ohm
Well, my country, Norway’s big brother Sweden is pretty nice, not as nice, but all around decent too. So I understand how you feel
Wait is that Simone from The Good Place
bruh
OH MY GOSH OWO
I've been meaning to watch that show.
Omg
Oh my god good spot
This is the first sketch I've seen where Emily's love interest isn't Murph😂
dude but emily tho
Murph would be Canada in this sketch
america is like that one person who comes to a party even though they weren't invited and then drinks all the beer and eats all of the snacks, so all of the countries just try to pretend they don't exist, but america insists on socializing with everyone
so you hate america?
@@gamingboi0 I get to say this, I live in america and was born in america.
Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. America won't socialize, they're afraid of socialism! /s
@@emilyaw3831 ah, good point
@@emilyaw3831 that was actually super clever
Can you afford to move somewhere else? Neither can I.
Davis Jensen you could probably sell whatever you have and buy a one way ticket to England and buy some property and middle of nowhere, rural scotland
yeah cus England is SOOO much better.
that's sarcasm for the ignorant
William Stout well the weather is nice there!
Ironically, that wasn't sarcasm, I love overcast and rainy days.
move to canada
America.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he invade Iraq
Good one.
Iracc
@@samrevlej9331 no it's Iraq
The scp Fondation secure containe protect No it’s iracc
And bomb Iran.
/sweats
As a Brit, I would have enjoyed a follow-up where the other girl's boyfriend - the UK - walked in.
That could've been very funny...
+The Random Mapper Then the UK reiterates how much they enjoy the US's military agreements with them.
+The Random Mapper As an Indian, I would have enjoyed a cameo by Mr India who goes around just buying weapons from everybody and forgetting that he hasn't showered in the last 65 years.
+The Random Mapper She gets a call from her boyfriend, looks up, and sees the camera her boyfriend is watching her from.
+The Random Mapper She gets a call from her boyfriend, looks up, and sees the camera her boyfriend is watching her from.
+Michael Roach I hear London has a lot of cameras.
I love that black girl's accent! It's so pretty!
Gianna Aragona She’s British
You're both racist
**Edit** a thousand facepalms to anyone who didn't see i was clearly making a joke and being sarcastic
John Maldonado British isn’t a race and noticing the color of somebody’s skin isn’t racist
Gianna Aragona She got a London accent. She’s from the endz.
U could’ve just say that girl. Sorry it bothers me that people can’t just say girl
"I'm leaving you!"
"Okay, but you still owe me your income tax."
No....that's Canada
The IRS seeks taxes from US citizens wherever they are in the world.. this is why a lot of US ex-pats give up their US citizenship .. For example: the PM of the UK Boris Johnson was born a US citizen and the IRS wanted a big chunk of change from him.. he wound up cutting a deal and renouncing his US citizenship.
@@preacherjohn lol that is incredulous, they wanted to tax a British prime minister because he has American citizenship?🤯do Americans realise this doesn't happen anywhere else?
Like as a citizen of country A if you work in country B only country B gets to take income tax from you. Not every country you have affiliation to. Imagine Obama as US president paying income tax to Kenya, or Trevor and Elon musk paying income tax to both South Africa and USA or Ogwumike sisters paying income tax to Nigeria and USA that's crazy.
In law school outside USA you are taught that the law frowns at Double Jeopardy, so Other countries have laws and agreements that forbids this from happening, common wealth, European Union, African Union and many more even codified it but before it was codified it wasn't done regularly. It was codified mainly as a preventive measure.
Biobele ...... Obama isn’t a citizen of Kenya. He was born in the United States of America, and is a US citizen.
..."and if you want to leave me you need to pay me $2,350"
And then she met his younger brother, Canada. He was perfect: he sacrificed time and resources just to make sure that she doesn't have to worry about paying 6-digit hospital bills or their kids getting proper education, did not spend all of his time bragging about his guns, loved animals and volunteered to protect nature and even had a funny, but sexy accent.
+
And he can also speak a different language rather than saying that he had this one Spanish class in highschool.
Константин Георгиев little did Canada know that she got back with America and cheated with Germany, UK and France during their relationship
@Gbomb31 You do know that the US is older than Canada, right? It wouldn't be historically accurate for it to be older.
Canada’s healthcare system sucks, enjoy waiting 2 years for that life saving surgery you need. Also Canada doesn’t have freedom of speech. But yeah Canada is amazing right?
*ehh don't worry there's always Canada if all else fails*
WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE RIGHT NOW
colleen ... Because *IF* and because the process of immigration is expensive and complicated.
Autism. There's no reason to LEAVE America. Look at other countries immagration policies.
Don't corrupt sweet Canada
So Canada is the friendzoned loser always waiting around for her?
As an American citizen, this is painfully accurate
As a Brazilian citizen. "Hi"
Yup
biff yes,because thats how it work: if you dont like everything in the country you live in, you leave. You dont try to change it, you dont try to make it better like a true patriot does, you just leave. The founding father would be soooo proud of you ....
biff u are the reason why us is fucked up.
The reason why this country is fucked is because of cry bsby liberals becoming more and more radical.
Come on, guys! The U.S is by no means the worst country in the world, all of those commenting stuff like that clearly don't look at it realistically. Problem with the U.S, however, is that it scores way to poorly on the Human Development Index (HDI) for such a rich country. By definition the country with the lowest HDI is the worst country to live in, and the U.S is not it. The U.S just spends its money stupidly.
DonNorway Yup ... you are the Girl in the video ... may be you should pitch this lines to Collage humor for the next plot ... :D
i like north-korea more...
It's not the worst, but it's certainly not the best despite people treating it as if it was. People ignore the ridiculous problems in America because "woo, we're number 1! America is the best!"
Dhruv Jani Yea, disregard the fact that I live in Norway. I'm just a social economics student, dude.
"The U.S just spends its money stupidly." You mean the money that the U.S. doesn't HAVE?!
"what can America give you that no other country can?"
"Free refills."
Canada: am I a joke to you?
But Canada's large is a small in America so you have to get it more
@@SonaLovesick still free tho
communist
What did the "Free refills" actualy mean?
"I can change him"
Not according to the masses of Americans that deny the possibility of changing the constitution.
+Zex Eios those masses don't know what "amendment" means...
+Zex Eios not like the US Federal government follows the constitution anyways.
+Zex Eios I wouldn't call not giving a shit and trashing the constitution as a form of "changing" it.
Also technically America is a representative democracy your "voice" is traversed through multi million companies before the president or congress
Nikotiini Yes,The electoral college means the 'college' or as you stated the 'congress' can pick anyone they want (For most not al states) so If New Yorks citizens picked democrats 100% the college representing them could pick republican giving the vote to republicans.And this is legal not illegally manipulated with corruption.
P.S are you British (The Dalek)
"He has like a million voices telling him what to do....well 538."
LMAO.
Love your country, not your Government.
Jesus Christ Overruled! I say we settle this right now! Who's hotter, me or you!
Jesus Christ You admit that I'm hotter?
Loki Laufeyson plz subscrib to my instegram nd we wil se
Jesus Christ I'm...uh....I'm not gunna do that...um...you do realize that I was joking with you right? You're Jesus, I'm Loki, lets battle to see who's hotter....its a joke bro....
Jesus Christ I would rather be adopted than a bastard child of god! ^_^
Reads your emails
(China looking around nervously)
Turkmenistan has left the chat.
I think every country that has the resources does that.
The U.S.A isn't the "worst country in the world" but rather than probably one of the "worst first world countries"
The blind patriotism that even suggesting there's a problem with our traditional systems, policies, way of life, etc. practically earns you a title of either: anti-American, communist, socialist, terrorist, etc. or all of the following.
My disagreements with the current issues (the current/past administrations are at fault):
1) The USA is the only developed, industrialized, first world nation not to have some form of universal health care. We have the most expensive healthcare system in the world.
2) The USA is one of 2 countries (other being Papua New Guinea) that has NO paid maternity leave.
3) Religion has political influence, particularly on social issues like LGBT rights, abortion, etc. We allow such organizations to conflict with science in education like creationism vs evolution in public schools.
4) Military defense spending ($500-600 billion a year), we out spend the next dozen countries combined (China has the second highest in the world ~160 billion). But that's the price we pay for being the "world police".
5) US foreign policy, whether it be invaded/occupying a country for no reason (Iraq), bombing other countries at will (Libya), toppling governments that we don't like because it conflicts with our interests (Cold War-Iran), or even continuing sanctions/embargos on countries long after a threat is neutralized (Cuba). Also, doing anything we want even if the international community is against such decisions.
6) The ridiculous amount of money spent in elections, with lobbying and campaign contributions of which are practically legal bribes. Allowing large organizations, corporations, etc. to bypass the American people's interests.
7) Finally, the continuous violations of US Constitutional amendments, such as warrantless wiretapping, no-knock search warrants, the PATRIOT Act, racial profiling, killing American citizens without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), as well as allowing restrictions on civil rights (i.e 1st amendment).
Someone actually smart posting in the comment section lol, however we do not have the most expensive health care in the world, I believe it's Switzerland that has almost 40% of income go towards healthcare, I could be wrong about the place and percentage, but we aren't the most expensive in the world
I actually like and agree with many of your issues, but I want to state some concerns over some others.
5) America has a reason for involving itself in every war that it has. Whether or not you agree with that reason is a different matter entirely. I don't agree with many of the reasons America goes to war. I mean, Iraq was pretty much for revenge, but there was a reason. And the Cold War was a mutual thing with Russia. Both sides are to blame, not just one. If America didn't participate, it might have been absolutely nuked to shit, and the same goes for Russia. And, of course you go against something that conflicts with your interests. If your interest is being alive, then someone trying to kill you is something you might not want around.
4) Exactly. For a while now America has been expected, by the international community to be the "world police". And like the real police, people forget completely about all the good our policing does when we once and a while get it wrong and make a mistake.
7) I do hope that you aren't for the banning of guns, as that would be mighty ironic. The 2nd Amendment is the one put in place to help protect all the other ones.
So nice to even see something vaguely forming intelligent thought down here in the murky depths of the youtube comments section.
Wonderfully written.
Brandon Cowan Thanks for the feedback.
I could go further in depth on those points.
In response to #7, while I'm a liberal in favor of firearm background checks, the concept of banning guns is a bad idea.
Usually people who try and point america's "flaws" usually do it in a pretty bad and ignorant way but the way you put it is great and i agree with every point
Random fact #241: America has overthrown more democratically elected governments to instaurate an autoritharian dictatorship than it has done the oposite.
Incomplete list of democracies overthrown by the CIA:
Syria 1949
Iran 1953
Guatemala 1954
Tibet 1955
Indonesia 1958
Cuba 1959
Iraq 1960
Democratic Republic of the Congo 1960
Dominican Republic 1961
South Vietnam 1963
Brazil 1964
Ghana 1966
Chile 1970
Argentina 1976
Afghanistan 1979
Turkey 1980
Poland 1980
Nicaragua 1989
They hate us because of our freedom!
Kilgore Trout Chile 1973 actually, but yes it is true, Chile did stop being a democracy for a while and a lot of people got murdered and tortured, thanks USA...
Kilgore Trout Cuba wasn't a democracy before 1959, it was ruled by a military dictatorship led by Fulgencio Batista, and even though the USA was at first sympathetic towards the Cuban Revolution before Castro's government declared itself as communist, the CIA didn't supported it directly in any way.
Perhaps you confused dates with the 1952 coup led by Batista. I don't know if it was supported by the CIA, but it was instantly recognized by the USA government.
terretetetito You're right, it should be 1952, Batista's, not Castro's coup.
The thing is that a lot of the democracies that were overthrown by us were because the leaders were simply just not competent. The problem with democracy (which our country is a republic, not a democracy.) is that when the public is incompetent and decide to elect political leaders based on social issues such as abortion or evolution being taught in schools (like our country), then the system ultimately fails.
The general public is usually too self conceited to choose a leader that deals with the bigger picture, or is making a change to better the country while having to sacrifice the publics' needs for a little while. This especially falls into play in third world countries where the education system is not preparing their people properly to understand government issues and make an accurate assumption on how it will affect the bigger picture.
So if the citizens choose a shitty leader, it means that their democracy has failed them and the leader needs to be taken out of power for the safety of the country. We teach democracy to other countries because it is an easy way to keep dictators out of power, and that the alternative is something like an orthodox republic or dictatorship where the public is ruled by people that were not elected.
*long story short, democracy only works with an educated population. We push democracy on other countries after settling their old government system because it keeps us from imposing a government that we want instead of what they want, which would diminish nationalism in their community.*
Its strange that americans always mix best country with best army
I think he means that we tend to judge a country's greatness by the size of their di... But the size of their armies.
+Úlfur Hrafn Being a liberal is like fucking with someone you hate
+Úlfur Hrafn And here you are mixing biggest army with best army
+Major Cbass alot harder to infiltrate
+Major Cbass too lazy
“Oh hey, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m not paying for your birth control anymore” 😭😭 too real
Free re-fills are spreading to other contries now, guys... sorry to be the one to let you know... it's starting.
I'm already packing.
essennagerry so is the very concept of free speech... which Americans have started.
Wrong. So wrong.
-> Erasmus, 1516 (the US didn't even EXIST at this time) : "In a free state, tongues too should be free". And it's not the first reference to it.
So the concept is just far older. I'm not saying the US weren't among the first to implement it, just that they didn't come up with it.
It's true, one time I went on an trip to st Andrews in Scotland and the nandos had unlimited refils
dilen noris Americans weren’t the first to come up with the concept, however, they were the first to make it into written law, and still is one of the few countries that has it written down, meaning that it is protected no matter who is in “power”
Am I the only one who kept thinking about Hetalia
same
This is one of the reasons I regret watching Hetalia
You'll never read country names and think the same thing again
same
I was looking for a comment like this. Lol, oh Hetalia...
Maybe, instead of watching an anime series for ideas on countries, you should actually learn about geopolitics.
That is pretty great XD admittedly though I think every country would make an awful boyfriend. America isn't the only one into invading privacy, starting unnecessary fights, and not providing for you.
The moral of this statement is never date a country. (Sorry Hetalia fangirls)
Idk why but I read this as “Why Captain America is a bad boyfriend” 😂😂
Well, he did kiss his girlfriend's niece...........
Because The thumbnail makes it look like chris evans(at least a little)
@@lucien8180 It was probably very strange when he saw the girl growing up and thinking he almost had sex with her in the future (but in his past)
Eh, every country is messed up in it's own way. Just like we all gon' die.
+mrm64 Another mass shooting in the states, oregon 9 dead. Must be monday. If this video doesnt show gun violence, its not an accurate description of the usa.
Wambli Padilla You're not wrong. Mass shootings happen everywhere tho.
mrm64 Lol. No wonder people think usa guys are stupid. Mass shootings dont happen with the same sick frecuency in any other developed country on earth. The usa is the only one. Germany, the next advanced country by mass shootings has 6. Canada has 3. The USA has (so far in 2015) more than 200.
Wambli Padilla *you're. not. wrong.*
I'm not about to go into the pointless argument with you. Keep thinking the USA is the scum of the earth. I honestly couldn't give any less of a crap.
***** Canada, Japan, China, Poland, don't matter. We're all screwed up in our own ways.
She dumped him for his younger brother Canada.
Grell Sutcliff if I was her I would go for his dad England
I like Walsh
WHO HAS A COMMUNIST GOVERNOR! NO THANKS I WILL STAY RIGHT WHERE I AM!! MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE!
and above we see typical american who belives that only capitalism should exist
colleen ALL CAPS MEAN IMPORTANCE
At least your boy friend isn't north Korea
I love my country, but a true patriot will recognize the problems with their nation and instead of trying to leave, they will attempt to make changes!
Have you seen the idiots running the country? Not gonna happen.
@@patrickpastor8041 your idiots are far better than our idiots that are running the countries here in the Middle East.
@@l.s3132 Debatable.
@@patrickpastor8041 No way Patrick, no way whatsoever.
To be fair people like Tomi lahren are issues when it comes to that protest
Their answer leave the country
Change? Their answer leave the country
this is pretty much what the rest of the world think of the US haha
no this is what the US *is*
Dia Taylor the whole video I was nodding my head
Wow. You guys really don't know how bad it is, do you?
Um yeah... We know it's bad? Um what are you talking about?
Troy Ljunggren no. Not in America. In a parts of the world where you can't be gay openly, where you can't worship whoever you want or choose to not worship at all, in parts of the world where you aren't allowed to own a firearm to protect yourself, in parts of the world where, because you're a woman, you can't do the same things a man can. America is a symbol of democracy and equality. If you don't like it, then leave. You aren't wanted
#hetalia ╯﹏╰
Alfred F. Jones is a bad boyfriend, even Nyo!England is concerned...
+Daria “Demon” Daniluk YESSS
+Rin “Lina Kawaii” Matsuoka Hetalia is everywhere @w@
HAHAHA I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
+ Daria "Demon" Daniluk No. Just no.
what did America give me that no other country could? My husband
Congratulations!
IronSilverMan
thank you ^^
OMG THATS CHIDI’S GIRLFRIEND IN THE GOOD PLACE SEASON 3
Curious Me OMG you‘re right! It is Simone!
Naya Sparrow yes I thought that too!
In google is a guy 5 I think Janet was there
FlightedFlame Yeah, I think you’re right!
THIS ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN LOSING MY MIND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME THANK YOUU
Funny how a british person is saying this stuff haha
Ikr
They're just mad cause they broke up with the EU
+bobastheWireFence hey it pissed me off most of us wanted to stay ugh!!! We love America honestly and good bless your country but guys come on guns I understand it makes you feel safe but have your seen the damaged it has caused in the most civil way possible we all need to sort out our laws
Samatha Clarke we love you guys to but couldn't the same be said about Europe's immigration polices? also doesn't the lack of guns also prove to be a ever increasing danger to people in say France. I mean for a country that has guns pretty much banned those terrorists during the Nice attack were able to get an entire truckload of military grade weapons and explosives, which they used to kill close to a hundred people, and also the truck itself. And wound over 300 more.
Because its true
You missed the part where he borrows money from China tho.
***** do you realise america has so much debt that it has minius money right now... so even russia and japan have more USD then america itself
***** do you realise america has so much debt that it has minius money right now... so even russia and japan have more USD then america itself
Ausintune everyone is in some sort of debt
Kagome Higurashi That's because the US doesnt barrow money from China, China buys US treasury bonds, so, the US just owes billions of dollars in interest. But you have to realize that the US is in about 20 Trillion dollars of debt and China in reality owns a small fraction of the actual number. Brandon Lee is also correct, the UK owes 81.58% of it's total GDP in debt, France owes 93.5% of its GDP, Italy owes an outstanding 132.6%, and Germany owes 78.4%. So when it comes down to it the whole damn world is fucked.
yes everyone is but for example russia does not have more debt then its GDP
I think she needs to get hooked up with Norway as a boyfriend, he'd provide for her health and well being, make sure she isn't poor and hungry, and allow her to get a free education.
Or Denmark... Where all what you said is the same, but also giving her money for studying :)
NorkingDK I think Norway does that too, but Denmark would also be a good boyfriend. Lol
I dont think they do, unless they changed it a couple of years ago :/ However I think any scandinavian country would be a fine choice of a "boyfriend" :)
Uh 1 more thing, you get your vacation paid ;)
Well I know you have nice ladies! Even though they are about the same height as leprechauns ;)
***** Tall in Ireland would be 5 foot 8 inches :p lol jk
“That’s what you say every four years” 😂😂😂
This. Is so amazing. Im not American...but wow this is so awesome.
I don't live too far from your country....I can just go over and punch your country in the face if I wanted to. (I live in New York)
Kurome クロメ Idk
Ruby Rose the sadiest part of this video is canada is the only place we can go and actually own land not have a name tag on it so americans just have to stay in our abusive relationship but i mean its not all bad sometimes we can sleep in the bed
+Furutaka Kai because they bombed the Baldwins ?
+Achktung Swonsburger I am an American and to tell you the truth, I don't much want to be here anymore but where to go? How to afford to move? Is anywhere else truly better? If so, they probably don't want more people. So I guess I'm stuck here.
¨Finally collegehumor, a video that has creative and that has funny content and not some commercial.
Their last vid was decent even if it had an ad at the end.
Wait, whaaaaat?
I love how they can do 20 awesome videos, but there comes one sponsored video and every douche is like "oh my god what happened to College humor they don't do humor anymore."
Bat Man Whatever Bruce Wayne, you are supposed to fight & solve crime in Gotham city.
... wait there is two of you? The Batman
Was just about to write it :)
Is this the part where no one can take a joke, and get really really defensive and/or abusive in the comments?
pretty much.
On the money with that statement
People have issues with parody for some reason. It might be because they aren't smart enough to recognize it.
Even the best of people can be taken away when it comes to their country. Not that the people you're referring to are the best of people, but you can't really expect much from UA-cam commenters, its the reason behind the trend of channels turning off the comments section
TheGreatRakatan
Oh, they're smart enough to recognize it; they just don't have any answer better that "STFU".
Welp. This aged like a fine wine.
How it's aged since you made that comment too...
The fermentation continues...
You live in one of the best countries to live in the whole fucking world. Stop complaning.
@@generalissimodoviciano6231 yall got the highest incarceration rate,highest debt, no socialised healthcare, riots by a cultist group, most covid deaths, highest collage fees and so much more i dont have time to list
@@liambhagan9239 I am not American, I understand that Americas raw capitalism is getting out of the way, but life standards, quality of life is very high because if it wasn't why would so many people come there ?
Ms USA should have asked her Brit friend how she likes her "boyfriend's" VAT pickpocketing and CCTV big brothering. Funny that she criticizes US for "getting into fights" when the UK gladly jumps into all most of them as well. The US is just always the one that gets saddled with the blame. But I guess when US is forced to take action the UN should have, it's easy to sit back and call the US a bully even when it protects innocent lives. Big bad "Murica", but Russia gets a free pass for invading for no other reason but imperialism. The US is the bad guy for stopping genocide the UN's security council won't even impose sanctions for. Oh yeah, Russia has veto power on the security council, that makes sense. Why is it when ISIS murders children the world looks to the US for help, but then complains that we had to use guns and tanks to do it?
US gets the blame? They used to have nuclear missiles in our country ready to frame us at a moment's notice
"Protects innocent lives"...kills over 500,000 innocent Iraqis. Remember USA, just because they are a different colour doesn't make them evil.
James Gibblesghotten Are you talking about the Uk.
Willum Bolt how did the US kill 500,000 Iraqis when the earth is only 2000 years old?
America designed the way the UN works. So the fact the UN doesn't work is actually also America's fault. XD
This is a great video! American patriotism is truly weird. Like religious fundamentalism, it requires you to distort the truth and ignore blatant contradictions to appear even slightly coherent.
***** Oh yeah? I can give examples: when Obamacare was a subject of intense discussion and many people (including some people who should know better, like house speaker John Boehner) made statements that "America has the best healtcare in the world". Meanwhile, in the real world, the WHO ranks American healtcare as 31st best and the most expensive system in the world. Even countries like Saudi-Arabia and Colombia do better with far less money.
***** You are making a very convincing argument against yourself. I do know the crucial role of private insurance in the American healthcare system and that is precisely the reason why it's not very good. To clarify, a healthcare _system_ includes not only treatment but paperwork and all the other side stuff.
Otto Rosenberg with obama care the waiting time for doctors will most likely rise and the quality of care will go down. people worldwide come to america for health care if they can afford it. they do this because the care is better. people from Canada for example come to get treatment here in the USA.
Being an American expat in Spain, there are a lot of great things about America (the diversity/food/overall smooth-runningness of everything), but there are great things about other countries/cultures as well. It's really like comparing apples and oranges. and ***** at least where I am the public healthcare is both free and at least equal in quality to in the US. The wait times here are usually less, actually. I can usually get doctor's appointment within a day and go to a specialist within a few weeks. Whereas in the US I wait 3 months to see my specialist. Most people just point to the NHS in England which is, admittedly, awful. But most other countries have a much smoother-run operation.
MilitarizeGaming That's actually completely and unequivocally false. From 3rd world countries, perhaps, but not from Canada. The only Canadians seen in US hospitals are generally emergency cases, like broken arms and whatnot, when they're in the state. Look up Healthcare Triage on UA-cam, i know they discuss that in some video or another, I don't feel like looking it up atm though haha.
Offensive, but funny. America IS a good place to live. You feel safe, and if you have a gun, even safer. I know it sounds wierd, but if you actually tried it, you WOULD feel safer. The ability to know if anyone fucks with you, you can be confident and shoot them, as it will be self-defense. My friend's uncle actually got intruders into his house, and they held a gun to his wives head, but he shot him multiple times. The other guy ran away not having a gun. He ended up killing the guy, but in court, he was let go. TRUE STORY!
Would be also safer if not any idiot in that country would have a gun in my opinion.
rockyadriano2 Amen
Do you not see the irony in your analogy. He was protecting himself from a guy with a gun with a gun.
let's all have guns, so that we can protect ourselves from each other - 'murrican logic.
bigvirgotube Idk how you actually feel worried by owning one. Guns help protect you and your family from criminals. Criminals aren't going to run away if you ball up your fists and threaten them with a good ole fashioned slobber-knocker.
America - the bully that used to be good
Russia - the jock
China - secretive nerd
France - the gay guy
Argentina - the guy thats really good at futbol
Canada - everything a girl could ask for
Saudi Arabia - the rich guy
England- The posh prick.
@Balaclava Man Ofcourse nobody has cause I'm soooo original. England's either the villain or the prick. It's a fact of nature.
Jar Jar Binks Even Germany and Italy would make a little more sense. But Brazil is probably the best bet.
For America more like the asshole who turned good for a while then became an even bigger asshole to everybody
Yes lol
Is it bad from start til finish the only thing I could think of was Hetalia?
from what i see in the comments, I'm not the only one
ONE OF THE WORST ANIMES EVER MADE!!
colleen one of the worst commenters in existence
Yeah that's a huge problem
I did too, but don't say that here!
People don't respect others here.
If you mention anything they'll hunt you and kill you with anti-fandom gunpower. Let's keep our fandoms in fandom related videos before a war breaks out in the comments
that's what you say every four years lol
America... Britain's problem child.
Britain... America's problem child
TPR8473 America was created by Britain. Not the other way around...
@CK_House. The Americans who took control of the colonies were British people who simply changed their name. Without Britain there'd be no America. Just as there'd be no Britain without German settlers
Who cares that was like 300 years ago
Ck_house
Britain's unwanted problem child
And things keep getting better every year.
I feel like there should be more Hetalia people in the comments
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD
lol literally all I could think of~ I'm gonna go watch it now~
Is Hetalia that anime where characters represent countries? Is it good?
Yep! That's exactly what it is! It's VERY a good and it'll give you a good laugh too.
Sakara Chan Great! I'll check it out. I'm not really that into anime, but the ones I've seen that friends have recommended (like Fate/Zero, FMA and Miyazaki's movies) I really enjoyed. So I'll give this one a shot. I should also watch Death Note.
Any country that actively states they are the best or strongest is automatically disqualified from being the best.
Nah dude north korea kills
not true america is the best military wise it is declining because of the fucking turd shit head in office but we still have the best military
Not everything brown is made of shit bro
but do we need the best military?
Very few Americans that I've seen think this country is the best. That's an outdated stereotype perpetuated by old Hollywood movies, and cold war propaganda. Hell, even Donald Trump's campaign has the slogan of "make America great again" implying it's not great now.
Also, America is the strongest, there's not any debate on that.
A few weeks later, she starting dating his laid-back brother, Canada.
Named mat
But then found out he's exactly the same and starting dating Switzerland.
***** Yeah, no.
then they all get stabbed by mexico in a dark alley
Killing baby seals and acting like it's better than all the other anglos
This would be more funny if it wasn't so tragically accurate.
Do American kids really have to pledge allegiance to the American flag everyday? That's some dystopian shit right there.
It's a sign of respect towards people who risk they're lives everyday. Also your not forced to pledge to the flag. Most teachers and schools don't care if people do it, and most kids don't even stand up for the pledge.
Shana Wessels Yes they do. The teachers make you stand up and say it. Technically you're not obligated to, but then people stare at you and your teacher looks down on you for it and pulls you aside afterwards to tell you that you're being very disrespectful to the people who risk their lives for your "freedom". Then we have a "moment of silence" when you're not allowed to talk so that religious students and teachers can pray for soldiers or something. That's just my personal experience from public school. Maybe it's different in other school districts. I live in a pretty liberal area, though. I agree that it's pretty concerning.
That always creeped me out. Very Orwellian.
James Rae one action doesn't define a country. My school, no one says the pledge, some put their hands on their chest, but that's it, usually we continue on with our work. I understand some people are what you describe but that's is in every country. Don't tell me that others don't have something similar to us. So no, we are not creepy, it is not concerning. No we are not brainwashed, or weird things people say about amercia. All countries have their flaws. I'm an American and I'm proud of my country, I hate American politics, that is not what Americans are patriotic for. It the people, our ideals, our history and what we stand for. So when people say the pledge to the flag they are not saying for the govt, their saying because personally they want show they also believe in our unalienable rights, "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"
So plse, for the love of god, stop saying America is damned or shitty or terrible. Every country has their problem and if you hate it so much. Get the fuck out.
+James Rae. And also, those moment of silence are for people who died, what's so wrong with that. Not for religious people, for soliders! Or we have moment of silence for what happened in 911, which in fact had people who died from many other countries other than America. If respecting the dead is something weird to you, something wrong with you. And no it's not for religious pple, I'm not religious and half of the people in my school don't give a fuck about religion. It is a sign of respect for people who died. That is not creepy, even if you don't like it, maybe someone else has some one who died in the army and finds it comforting. I have a sister going into the army and a shit load veterans in my neighborhood that sacrificed alot, families in my neighborhood who lost sons and daughters, fathers and mothers. The least we can do for them is have 1 fucking minutes of silence.
OMG " I need to take a wiki leak " almost died
U.S.A. isn't the worst country on the world by far. It's a beautiful country. It is civilized. It's democratic. It's a very fine country.
But it isn't the best country on the world. Which is a fact. Sorry.
We have the most obese people.
Nope. American-Samoa and Nauru have ;P
The USA isn't a democracy though...
It isn't and I agree.
Murtsman1 It's an iffy subject, the US does show signs of 'democracy' but as stated before: The US Government only listens to the richest people, It takes our money, It is constantly in debt, and other stuff that defies the Constitution.
But what the US has done was make REAL democracies in other countries.
2020 and it's back in my feed. See you all in 4 years
Anyone watching this while Trump is president?
I came back from the future, to prevent that timeline.
Did you succeed, agent Drk?
Louis Williams Suga Junior Adams the 3rd
Only time will tell...
drksideofthewal Lol
+drksideofthewal God save the queen
one of my favourite things to say is that america is the worst best country in the world. It's considered one of the best because it's more advanced, but out of all the advanced countries, america, in my opinion, is the worst
That's actually a really good way to put it. Huge country, lots of millions of people, big economy, big impact in the world, strong army, etc, etc. But so many flaws everywhere... from the bottom to the top of the social scale it's all screwed up lol. Resume: worst of the bests.
XD
+kashing lim Sweden honestly seems gr8, that's one of the countries I want to possibly live in, almost all the other ones are the Nordic countries
spain kinda sucks too
I would like to disagree if you were to give sweden or any other of these governments you praise the land mass and population of america you would find they could not do a better job of running it . Hell probably do worse than our current leaders as their political ideals are best made for their small countries with 10 so million people while the US has 319 million folks.
Am I the only one who's mind inadvertently replaced the America character with Alfred F. Jones and ran off to hetalia land?
In case no one's noticed, the caring friend was in The Good Place :)
This is why Canada is the best boyfriend:
He is the opposite of everything America
no true exactly
nice guys finish last
Lol america is just busting out its dick and shouting about how big it is
Food For Thought
Compared to America, that's pretty tame
why is it always Canada vs America? the majority of Canada is not even inhabitated, while most of the US is, so that alone doesn't make a fair comparison. I also know that if the US economy collapses or the country itself just blows up, the world would go into crisis. America isn't the greatest country and it has major flaws but it has hands in a lot of other economies that would suffer if America suffered. that's why most countries are always terrified when US presidential elections come around, especially now that Obama is out of office and lots of countries liked him.
While I agree that the USA is, by far, not the best country out there, most of the problems in this video are problems with other countries as well. Bringing up health care would make more sense since it’s not a common problem among other countries.
Dani Smith Is this what I think it is? Constructive criticism? Good on you sir. I don’t see this a lot in a UA-cam video’s comment section.
TheGreenWondr Thanks (and love you profile pic)
Yeah, or something like paid maternity leave. While I get the point they were trying to make, some of them, like surveillance didn't make much sense in my opinion.
I find it amazing you only got 2 replies on this lol
I think it is seeing it from specific countries perspective that don't really have these priblems like the UK.
I'm literally scrolling down to find Hetalians X3
+AnimeLover645 I'm with you too. :)
+AnimeLover645 Haha! Same!
+AnimeLover645 I'm gonna regret this but what is that?
clowntrooper61 Child, *SIT DOWN* and let me teach you ^ ^
Okay,so there's an anime called Hetalia.It's an anime about personified countries and I *think* the anime took place in WWII.So Hetalia fans are called Hetalians :33
AnimeLover645 You don't have to patronize me or call me a kid just cos I don't know that. I mean the only anime i've watched is the movies like spirited away, 5 meters per second, akira etc.
Oh right. I thought it had something to do with henti which is why I was skeptical
You let him look at your phone?!
I don’t like it...but.....what can I do :/
I'm a California native born in 1957. I've known very wealthy people and extremely poor people, some relatives are even homeless. America has a ton of problems but the 6.7 Billion people that are NOT Americans seem to either hate us or envy us with very few in between. If we opened the door to unlimited immigration we would probably have more people than China in a few months so we must be doing something right. Our problems are vast but overall I would rather live in California than any other place in the World. As for the "rich" and the "poor" they ALL have a story and a reason for their plight or good fortune. Hear BOTH sides before making a 'snap judgment'. As I write this it is Thanksgiving Morning in America and we should all pray for Peace and give Thanks!
+randy109 No, can't say that I hate nor envy Americans. I feel bad for them. There are so many things that the rest of the developed world has that you don't, and you not only don't know what you're missing, you've convinced yourself that you're superior for not having them. Meanwhile those of us who live in other countries who enjoy the benefits of said programs shake our heads and wonder what the hell you're thinking. It's not hate or envy, it's pity. You poor deluded souls.....
+ArlongNight 99% of the times the world didnt ask for your 'help' to start with...
*****
If the americans reduced the size of their army to spend money on their own citizens, their allies would pick up the slack and probably laud them on it. But let's be real here, the US has an enormous army because they're completely paranoid and worship at the gun altar, not because we, their allies asked them to protect us. They're paranoid that other countries are out to get them. They're paranoid that their own citizens are out to get them, both jeopardizing their safety and their way of life. Why else would they cling so desparately to their right to bear arms, but refuse adamantly to sacrifice even a small amount to pay for their neighbors health care, even if it means that same pot could also pay for thiers, or support, say parents birthing children and not having to immediately go back to work? No other country does this. None. It's all ridiculous paranoia.
+ArlongNight Facts. I like these
+randy109 Thank you for pointing that out randy. I served in the US navy for a time and been around the world quite a bit and after what I've seen in other countries I am actually very thankful for what we have here in this country. I've gotten really sick of people (especially Brits) always trying so hard to convince us that there is something wrong with us. Don't know what their problem is.
Canada. Make Canada your country. Everyone is so much friendlier. XD
Still more habitable than the US
+Stealthlock Sure, as long as you perfectly mirror the prevailing socio-political narrative of the far left. God forbid you disagree, because then you're a fascist/racist/bigot/homophobe/transphobe/somethingotherphobe
I actually do disagree with some of those things but I'm not very outspoken about it. It's the same in America but Canada is better on other fronts I think
+Stealthlock Do you even live in the U.S? It's not like China were the air is almost not breathable.
I grew up in the US and moved to Canada a few years ago. Also when I say "habitable", I mean socially, not environmentally. I should've clarified :P
"That's What you Say Every 4 Years" 😂
Now she’s playing Death on the Sandman… so crazy
"That's what you say every four years" XD
Hetalia...
This is the problem that i can’t stop thinking about aph characters when hearing country’s name....
Ikr
Reminds me of a polandball comic I saw actually
Funnily enough i think they portrayed america quite close to america in hetalia. Maybe if he was a bit more childish
everyone arguing in the comments is giving me hetalia flashbacks ha
coughs
hetalia
cough
Lol
EVERONE
HAH
People who believe an anime series can make them great at world politics are... rather deluded.
+Joshuapooleanox Nobody learns history and politics from cartoons dear.
"I can change him" well we can, because we are America, we are just too stupid apparently to actually change anything
Nah your "democracy" is fucked. It's virtually an oligarchy
Yeah your democracy is practically a lie
Tesseract 14 your right. If those stupid ass people in congress can fucking compromise like we did way back in 1800’s to mid 1800’s, and during the first five great presidents (besides John adam. He was trash)
You could but only if a massive majority of people decided to vote any political party that isn't the exact same two every time.
Bipartidism exists so that dissent is impossible. Even more in a country with just a capitalist right wing (aka. neoliberalism) party and a capitalist centre-right party.
We can elect congress, but the president can use executive power to ignore congress. We can vote for the president, but the electoral college can ignore our votes. Petitions are ignored. Ordinary people can't afford to finance a candidate to compete with the Washington insiders. We don't have the firepower to fight an armed revolution against our own military. And most of us can't afford the travel fare to leave. We're fucked.
I saw the tittle and the first think that came in my mind was HETALIA
Some boyfriends won't let you drive a car, hold a job, or even go out in public without covering every inch of skin on your body
There are always worse, that won't change the fact you guys are bad.
TondrilaTube okay, just joking, opinion is in no way objective and this is satire
Women covering themselves is a religious thing
The lesser evil is stil evil
Are u talking about Saudi? Cuz if he is a guy. I am lesbian.
Canada has free refills.... do other countries not?
I don't know. New York Fries, Montana's, President's Choice, Boston Pizza...why is Canada obsessed with USA?
What? You sayin some shit about my homeboy Montana? Or am I just confused with your sentence?
Here in Norway there are NO free refills! ... except for TGI Fridays..
Im British but i live in spain, free refills are avaliable in most major fast food chains
here in Germany we don't have Free refills .
College humour has a time machine. They get ideas from future events.
I love how they found the perfect "bro" to play America. haha classic
Olivia Wilson but who would play the uk plus the uk woman cant bring up crime when their crime rate is bigger than ours
silentblast If you can't complete a sentence, just don't post. Just don't.
I personally think Caleb from AiAnime is the best America cos player. But this guy is good to
Ok guys, a serious question.
Moving to USA has been my dream for at least 8 years. I always loved your country, even though i have never been there.
Should I go to the college to USA? Cause Im pretty sure that after studying I will stay in America.
Yeah
Yes, even though the education here gets blasted most of the top schools at university level are in the states.
yeah, stay away from the south tho, you might see very strong stereotypes, "might" it depends"
The US is still a fantastic country, this video is just satire poking fun at our government. It has advantages and disadvantages, good areas and bad areas like any other country. Although as a graduate student I can definitely say that, although you get a great education, the cost of going to most colleges in the US can get incredibly high after 4-5 years if you don't get scholarships or grants. If the cost isn't an issue, it can be a great experience. Good luck!
NOOOOO do not move to the U.S. for education. If you want good education then go to England
People take what they are given for granted
It's amazing to see how everyone got their start on collegehumor. Everybody now on here is doing big things.
This makes me think of Hetalia
anyone?
Hetalians? ;o;
AltaTM CCC *raises hand ^~>
Rafaela Scheiwiller yes yes my people
Hey
Reason to stay with America: No Blasphemy Laws
so doses New Zealand, what do you have we dont have ?
Vladimir Shootin' Der Luftwaffle we do ours is not big like the USA but it is considered one of the best trained
I have a second cousin who lives in your country. I should message her on Facebook and ask her how to move over there. It's sounding more and more attractive by the minute. Christchurch sounds like a lovely city.
Reason to stay with America: No Blasphemy Laws
And I think CH got us mixed up with Greece when it comes to demanding that someone else pick up the tab
Joe Dubya Christchurch is nice or was it is still on the mend after the earthquake and still a bit shaky with all the aftershocks
idk Alfred F Jones would be a fuckin amazing boyfriend
YASSS
IKR! ALFRED MY BBY!
LUDWIG AND ALFRED I JUST CANT UGHHH
+Kathastrophic Gamer UGGGH YEEEEEESSSSSS
Meh, Matthew Williams would be better xD
Fun Fact: The actress who plays Brittany is Kirby Howell Baptiste, who plays Simone in The Good Place.
I thought she looked familiar
and Death in The Sandman! Such an underrated actress
PASTAAAAAAA
(intro music plays)
NE NE PAPA
ne ne papa wai chodai 😂😂😂😂
Mukshini tabeta boroneeze no
Marukaite chikyuu
rip alfred 2k16
BonBon IsBlue Hetalia?
Mr. Talentless yus
Get back together with him to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
If people would stop saying that America would regain 5% of it's greatness.
Considering the terrorist attack on iran yesterday, this video just became relevant again
Plus, Solimeini was in Iraq with an unsactioned military convoy, when he was taken out, not in Iran.
He did deserve to die, but the question is, did Congress allow the action?
@@nathancamara6285 Congress Doesn't matter who cares
@@mattjones6578 the president is legally required to consult Congress before carrying out an attack or declaring war. We were not in an active war with Iran. If we were then it would be a different story. Also what do you mean by Congress doesn't matter? There are checks and balances for a reason. Without Congress either you would be voting for every federal law or the president would be making every single decision.
@@athappyhiker And which terrorist actions supported the USA? I can think of hundreds...