TheMaestroChannel I know I'm a couple months late, but the joke isn't too far left. Basically, Brad is unattractive, gross, and generally not desirable. BUT he's the last man on Earth. All CH did was conceptualize a world where he'd be one of the last men on Earth. They chose a flooded planet. Sorry for the long response. I see your point regardless.
So he's confident, surprises his girlfriend by taking her to lunch, committed enough to stick around for six months, he's not afraid to say "I love you", has ambition, he's into pop culture, has a tongue that moves like a rattle snake's tail, likes to party, and he's very healthy. What's not to like?
Probably because he works in college humor as a editor or something along those lines, people who work as editors in college humor are rare in sketches, they only appear in sketches if college humor needs more people in the sketch
They know it and get paid extra for the humility. I worked for a casting agency and the description would say something along the lines of looking for unattractive, morbidly obese person to be subjected to insults or jeering, then say they pay above average rate for it.
***** wow how do you people manage to miss read this? I love my life, im just saying no weird shit ever really happens to make jokes or storys about, and thus its kinda boring. seriously
@@enchantking It's a reference to the 1995 Kevin Costner movie Waterworld, in which the world has been completely flooded - aside from a mythical place called "Dryland" the only clue to which is tattooed on the back of a small child (where else would you hide important information). At the time the movie was a huge flop because of it's record breaking budget. They did it all with practical effects including flooding most of down town LA for 163 days for a 5 minute underwater sequence. I wouldn't consider the movie a "meme" in the sense that it's not a popular internet fad, but it's certainly a meme in the sense that individuals remember the movie.
congratulations. you won! I'm betting not one of the people there criticizing him for being himself has even a single strong spine among them. especially since they had to dance around there distaste for him. I'm honestly tired of people acting like were still in high school. your comment deserves more likes then this video is getting. that's for damn sure.
Jason - Are you saying they should of just outright said they didn't like him or outright ask her infront of him why she is with him? sure you can do that.. but that's not very nice when you think about it.. way to hurt someone's feelings for no great reason at all. Unless you wait till he's gone.. But anyway, it's a bit of a myth that all or most women want someone who is very confident and out going and all that shit.. my partner personally hates that.. I don't find it attractive in women either.. we don't care about that shit and neither do most people who are introverts.. they would rather someone who isn't like that so they can relate to each other easier. *Over* confidence is terrible as we all know.. what women.. and people in general.. really want is to just have a connection with someone. They don't need muscles, or confidence.. or talkative.. or to be funny.. or any specific "universal" thing.. they just need to click and be on the same page.. and that does not always require one of those traits. Sure doesn't for my partner and I.. and many others.
Siberius Wolf Not all women, however most seem to like it. Introverts are an exception. I feel the same way being an introvert myself, that is about not being all loving of confidence. However my statement is merely how the world works.
Junaka - Nothing in my comment implies that I am negative. Are you saying the opposite of "confident", is being "negative"?... otherwise you're going to have to explain that better if you want me to be on the same page.
It feels like they're adding cringe fodder (like actual cringe, as in it gives you the shivers cause it's nasty, not cringe used incorrectly to mean awkward) to every episode for some reason
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH STATE HE IS FROM JUST BECAUSE I'M INDIAN!?? Oh wait, no ones even looking at me, cuz I'm so ugly.
If you want a control freak who wants to take your rights away, kick people out, ruin any chance of pot being legal, nuclear war, us to default on our loans with other nations, to have 20mil people lose their health ins. Help rich people get richer, and poor people get poorer. If you want a person like that then Trump is for you!
@@ricardoalves9605 Why does everyone hate the long hair....This is just me but i am pagan and i grow my hair longer than his and its curly af but am i ugly because of it?
@@chimpchillin2908 It's not that long hair makes you ugly, it's that, in this case, it's ment to show the lack of care he has with his image, his hair here looks actualy super clean, but yeah, long hair doesnt make you ugly, untreated hair does, and usually if you never bother with caring for your hair it grows
Black girls are okay, as long as they aren't the stereotypical bitch. Black boys are okay, as long as they aren't the stereotypical "class cutter." I have met my share of black people who are not dumb or bitchy; they're rare, but they exist.
I've never heard of them, personally, and I spend a lot of time on UA-cam; so it's probably not that hard to avoid their videos. Maybe it depends on your video watching history (which can affect what UA-cam recommends)?
Funny skit and all, but for real, if you are ever confused by a "mismatched" couple. Maybe it's just the first time in your life you've ever seen two people together for something more than a "good lay". This actually happens in real life, crazy I know.
Yep, priorities are: Cleanliness, personality compatibility, and for me personally I wouldn't want someone with forefront medical needs like missing legs or AIDs. For lifestyle reasons. That's about as "shallow" as I get, lol.
I was actually expecting him to have an unlimited supply of cocaine or something like that
Sorry I forgot to add an i, please don't sue.
kocrane, dont be 15
meth dont be 100
Gotta be a politician for that...
When you make a very similar comment first (with correct spelling lol) and it doesn't get top comment. 😭 the life
The funny thing is that this guy actually was the guy they hired to be the gross dude after all
No shit, Sherlock
Randoman35 woahh chill
Randoman35 that was a little rude
Deranged Alien Yes, because that role will always work for him.
Deranged Alien
I was thinking that
He could do so much better. He's probably just dating her for her money.
KarlTheJester lmao
KarlTheJester underrated comment
He's certainly not with Miss-my-face-is-80%-nose for the looks...
TheUrbanEpicure dude chill
He should date with Jenny the new editor, at least she is NOT a monster. Unlike Katie.
Friggin love...
2,000 like!
Third
The way she says it kills me every time lol
2 words got 4.5k likes
Friggin love!!!
Have to admit: didn't see that joke coming.
Failed to make a sea pun...
KyleTheCookie.
ah shit that is a shame =(
"Dry land is not a myth, I´ve seen it" - Cable Guy.
ThaTyger because it was some bullshit
***** u better not
When you meet your crush's boyfriend.
Every. Damn. Time.
Me right now, like wtf how, why, just leave xD
You are amazing, perfect and he, he is everything but ..
XD lol
why? because fuck us.
/r/niceguys
That punchline was so far out of left field. I don't understand how collectively as writers you guys landed in that from the main concept.
lol same
IKR
They are probably all big fans of water world
TheMaestroChannel I know I'm a couple months late, but the joke isn't too far left. Basically, Brad is unattractive, gross, and generally not desirable. BUT he's the last man on Earth. All CH did was conceptualize a world where he'd be one of the last men on Earth. They chose a flooded planet.
Sorry for the long response. I see your point regardless.
I see what you did there
"little did i know, i stumbled into _friggin' love"_
_"friggin' love"_
I thought this was going to be the guy that gave Katie all of her cocaine
the cocaine is in dry land
dude that would have been brilliant.
totally thought that's where that was going too! Haha
+Michael Valdivia. ur profile pictures gorgeous ❤
I figured he played the guitar...
Wow, Zac's haircut looks really good! Just wanted to say that; there's never enough positivity in this world.
Whoah there
Was gonna comment the same thing
Omg yeah it does
+Chet Oshima me too, then I saw tips comment
+Venomous this
Katie is broken from numerous physically and emotionally abusive relationships. Brad doesn't hit her, and lacks the capacity for deception.
Plus all the cocaine...
oh-
I mean does spanking count as hitting? Does is assault bad? If so is choking someone considered assault?
@@boombox783
Consent = not assault or abuse
No consent = no no
Captain Cocaine! We thought you were lost at sea!
c'mon guys, that ending was just...
*dry humour*
ayyyyyyy 👈👈
WET HUMOuR
Tea Lova ikr!!
You know what else is dry humor you you're like the dry turd that hangs off the end of my ass cheek or know that be a dingleberry
Jersey Shore's General Reviews Nice joke
Oh no. Not even if there were no people left on the planet. I mean, just digusting in every way imaginable. Brad could do better.
loved this comment.
well im done with life
MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂
this clip was funny, and then i read this comment. LOL.
THIS WAS GOLDEN!!!
So he's confident, surprises his girlfriend by taking her to lunch, committed enough to stick around for six months, he's not afraid to say "I love you", has ambition, he's into pop culture, has a tongue that moves like a rattle snake's tail, likes to party, and he's very healthy. What's not to like?
College *HUMOR*
Your life must be all sunshine and roses. Good job!
oggyreidmore maybe cuz he's fat and rude and disgusting
Small dick
Huge lack of hygiene
Kinda rude
Cocaine dealer
"Wow, a Sasquatch!" KILLED ME
"It's Katie's boyfriend."
"...oh."
Lucian S right as I read this she said that
isnt she the girl from lost the tv show
Lucian S sasquatch's aren't real
Lmaooo
"Oh wow a sasquatch!"
"Katy's boyfriend...."
"Oh"
Me and every boyfriend I've ever had, in my family's eyes.
Why you just meet with another friend and COMPARE?
666 like
Noone told you to try them all
I know it's an older comment, but why all that salt below? It's really not uncommon to have more than one or two boyfriends during your life...
How is almost everybody triggered?
Oh my gosh, I really want to clean those teeth. I want to go at them with an ultrasonic scaler.
Liliana Galindo Sameeee!
Or just take the whole head with a wheat scycle
I think those teeth are past the point of cleaning. Replacing is more like it
Liliana Galindo Flame thrower or tank for me.
Weird fetish.
I think the guy would be fine if he just cleaned his teeth, got a new shirt, and cut his hair.
Easy.
And lost a bit of weight
Ok but what about his personality
Tbh the goo on his hand should be his first priority 😅
. . . and lost about 200 pounds of fat. Not so easy.
Leave his hair alones
Who's the Indian guy and why isn't he in more sketches??
Emily Leonard that’s what I want to know
All the names are in the description
Probably because he works in college humor as a editor or something along those lines, people who work as editors in college humor are rare in sketches, they only appear in sketches if college humor needs more people in the sketch
Production Coordinator - Brandon Raman
I'd guess it's one of these people:
"CAST
Katie Marovitch
Jacob Wysocki
Grant O'Brien
Siobhan Thompson
Zac Oyama
Cynthia Kao
Brandon Raman"
siobhan saying "wow a sasquatch" with a look of amazement in her eyes is the most precious thing ever
That was my favourite line.
I feel bad for the guy who played played the boyfriend... someone had to be described as disgusting...
They know it and get paid extra for the humility. I worked for a casting agency and the description would say something along the lines of looking for unattractive, morbidly obese person to be subjected to insults or jeering, then say they pay above average rate for it.
Most of it is fake
@Liss2271 Yeah, he'd just be a big fellow without all the makeup/effects. Being overweight != "disgusting", necessarily.
Emily Norris no shit it’s fake look we got new Sherlock here everyone
@@the_jingo Emily was saying most of the man's appearance was fake, not the sketch itself.
he looks like me in the morning
Same😂 and love your pic!
no one is safe from the phandom
SAME
He looks like me
He looks like me... period :/
2:36 I love that when everyone else is holding their hands massively apart, Grant is only holding his a few inches away from each other.
He no longer knows what 8 inches looks like
Everyone else is doing length while Grant is doing girth.
Katy don't lie, we all know you're using him for the drugs!
That Waterworld reference.
NucaCola Loved it, he should have had gills.
Finally a joke I guess
You know how waterworld turned out to be a prequel to mad max's storyline?
I was named after the little girl in that movie, Enola. Sorry for that boring fact😅
@@avinashwadhwani6909 whaaaat?
well shit, makes my relationship look perfect
its actually pretty good. my life is to boring to be funny
It's boring if it's perfect. That's what I think at least.
***** wow how do you people manage to miss read this? I love my life, im just saying no weird shit ever really happens to make jokes or storys about, and thus its kinda boring. seriously
"Wow, how did people misread this?"
Cuz the Internet is 90% dumdums!
you'd prefer a life of illusion and lie ? or do I just don't understand your comment ?
Aw, he started playing with her hair! XD
Ikr! I blushed so hard
The real reason she’s with him lol
so... anyone is gonna talk about how cute katie looks?
Ikr?
+Fiction Machine I was about to start...
Let's do this then. Her hair is freaking perfect.
Fiction Machine haircut is so pretty, i wanna twist that tail around dat ear
her eyessss
I thought she said he had the only map to Thailand on his back.
Donte Harmon dry land lol
Would still make sense
nah, Thailand is underwater
I don't get the dry land part? Is it a meme?
@@enchantking It's a reference to the 1995 Kevin Costner movie Waterworld, in which the world has been completely flooded - aside from a mythical place called "Dryland" the only clue to which is tattooed on the back of a small child (where else would you hide important information).
At the time the movie was a huge flop because of it's record breaking budget. They did it all with practical effects including flooding most of down town LA for 163 days for a 5 minute underwater sequence.
I wouldn't consider the movie a "meme" in the sense that it's not a popular internet fad, but it's certainly a meme in the sense that individuals remember the movie.
I think 2:45 is the reason they are together.
Leonardo Schuler OMG
OH
ew
Very generous 😂
Jacob Wysocki is so absolutely perfect in this scene, what a legend
The real reason would be because he's confident and can talk.
congratulations. you won! I'm betting not one of the people there criticizing him for being himself has even a single strong spine among them. especially since they had to dance around there distaste for him. I'm honestly tired of people acting like were still in high school. your comment deserves more likes then this video is getting. that's for damn sure.
Jason - Are you saying they should of just outright said they didn't like him or outright ask her infront of him why she is with him? sure you can do that.. but that's not very nice when you think about it.. way to hurt someone's feelings for no great reason at all. Unless you wait till he's gone..
But anyway, it's a bit of a myth that all or most women want someone who is very confident and out going and all that shit.. my partner personally hates that.. I don't find it attractive in women either.. we don't care about that shit and neither do most people who are introverts.. they would rather someone who isn't like that so they can relate to each other easier.
*Over* confidence is terrible as we all know.. what women.. and people in general.. really want is to just have a connection with someone. They don't need muscles, or confidence.. or talkative.. or to be funny.. or any specific "universal" thing.. they just need to click and be on the same page.. and that does not always require one of those traits. Sure doesn't for my partner and I.. and many others.
GOD DAMNIT TERU YOU FUCKED EVERYTHING UP
Siberius Wolf Not all women, however most seem to like it. Introverts are an exception. I feel the same way being an introvert myself, that is about not being all loving of confidence. However my statement is merely how the world works.
Junaka - Nothing in my comment implies that I am negative. Are you saying the opposite of "confident", is being "negative"?... otherwise you're going to have to explain that better if you want me to be on the same page.
With that new hair Zac is even more bae.
Word
felt so happy seeing him
Agre
WHY DON'T YOU CUT OFF THE MAP AND BE DONE WITH IT?!?!
Cody Rhodes yes
or take a picture?
that sounds a bit more sane... i guess
That's a good idea, I'LL GET MY SKIN CUTTING KNIFE.
Cody Rhodes found the psychopath
I don’t know why but that world of almost entirely water was scary.
I knew it I wasn't the only one
Especially if you can't swim
*starts to sweat profusely*
I propose we name it "Waterworld". I think it might be a good idea for a movie.
Zach's hair looks really good
Zac just looks good in general.
I second both of those motions
He's bald, you know. -> The Guy Who's Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
He's lost his beautiful flowing locks why would that ever be an improvement haven't seen anything as saddening since the case of telly the barber
I want to see more of the dude in the yellow shirt
Brandon Raman. He was good wasn't he?
Customer support?
That's what Katy said
*****
That's my name, don't wear it out. :)
James Daniel Marrs Ritchey
"he has the only map to dry land on his back" wtf
Can we just talk about how Siobhan's hair is ALWAYS FREAKING PERFECT?! Seriously, it's always so pretty.
Is that a ... waterworld reference?
I was wondering wtf
obvi
Yep
Nope, that was totally a postman reference
Wow, I haven't seen that movie in years. When they referenced it, I was like, there's going to be a lot of people that have no idea about it
im glad katie is getting stronger leads in more skits
Well she did write it
(Im)patiently waiting for a skit about her cocaine addiction
Nimesh Singh
(im)patiently? Wait so are you patient or impatient?
Your comment made me laugh more than it should have by the way
Herohammer Studios Impatient
The video title is actually my relationship goal.
Is it sad that i say that?
It's even More sad that you had to ask
Are you the disgusting one?
but, what if she realises it and dumps you?
The Indian guy is......wow. :0
Rami Ayer I wanna marry him😍
Too bad he is not too tall
What is his name?
@@kentan1731 Brandon raman
@@rukhsanazaidi629 gay
Reminds me of Sssniperwolf and Sausage
that's exactly what I thought first time I saw sausage
Ahhhhh a Sasquatch......
K
Well she sure as hell doesn't deserve better.
omg same
I got an ad on how to clean a bong
You do realize that ads are based on the things you wa- immana stop talking
they also base on what you currently and previously watch/ed.
Hmmm. You are a pothead.
Harry pothead
That handshake gave me fucking chills 😷😷😷😷😷
It feels like they're adding cringe fodder (like actual cringe, as in it gives you the shivers cause it's nasty, not cringe used incorrectly to mean awkward) to every episode for some reason
Are they multiplyin'?
This is basically 90 day fiance
Uh... Who is the new guy?
The fat guy from Unfriended.
No, the other one
Also, really?
And here come the triggered Pakistanis
+PirateTHESteam1 hi brother
yo. me too
I like the new cute indian guy. Is he staying?
He's Brandon Raman (He's instagram)I'm not sure if he's staying tho.
no, he's american.
The Occasional HaHa I know that. I see by the accent. I mean he is etnically indian, tough I do not know which part of Inida.
Q
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH STATE HE IS FROM JUST BECAUSE I'M INDIAN!?? Oh wait, no ones even looking at me, cuz I'm so ugly.
SSSniperWolf in a nutshell
XD
YES. I thought I was the only one thinking this!
Damn!!! I was thinking something else, but this is like spot on!
+goheat lol true
True
W O W A S A S Q U A T C H
H O L Y F U C K
Man, Wolverine really let himself go.
I'm the hundredth like sorry I'm late 😅😅😆😆
Ah that's my worst fear is that there's shit on everyone's hands. Thanks college humor
I wonder what it tastes like...
I thought he had lube on his hand.
*****
it looks like almond jelly, like what you use to make fruit cheesecake and tarts
Augh, that is the worst! I thought I was the only one with that fear. High five to that!
“Wow a sasquatch”
OK I LOST IT HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
Wow, a sasquatch. Lol
"He's dying and you feel bad?"
"No, I'm actually very healthy."
I disagree.
How nice of them to give Donald Trumps ego a role
TRUMP2016
If you want a control freak who wants to take your rights away, kick people out, ruin any chance of pot being legal, nuclear war, us to default on our loans with other nations, to have 20mil people lose their health ins. Help rich people get richer, and poor people get poorer. If you want a person like that then Trump is for you!
don't believe Democrat lies.
Trump 2016!
Clinton lies matter.
Oh my god a SASQUATCH
*it’s Katy’s boyfriend*
That took me out 💀
"Friggin love~"
"Friggin love."
Was that a reference to "Water World"
Yep
Nope
Maybe
Possibly
Perhaps
Lmao Waterworld reference! 😜
lol were they stuck for an ending or was it allways planed XD
They need to hire him to act full time. He’s hilarious in every sketch he’s in.
1:08 the way he said “Yeah!” Cracks me up. 😂
Man college humor is starting to get a lot better! It's like a rebirth of the old golden days, we just need more random vids of you guys having fun
"I'm the sweetest Georgia peach you'll ever meet."
*does weird tongue thing*
*slaps Katie's butt*
this is a question that will forever
haunt all of us in history.
it's all about self esteem. nothing else
That was some twist
With a twist like that, this vid must have been directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Who else thinks the new guy's very attractive?
Is it the water world tattoo on his back?
No it's the black hair!
the indian one? yeah
yeah, that big dude is hell of a hottie ! ;)
Lyba Zia I didn't think I liked Indian guys sexually but DDDDAAAYYYYYUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is like Sniperwolf and Sausage
Used to
i don't often like a comment but when some drops a truth bomb like this i just gotta
please tell me people got that _waterworld_ reference
I didn't
yup
no
I love seeing couples like them. They fill me with the hope of not dying alone.
"Oh cool, a Sasquatch!"
he has the only map back to dry land... wait, what are we on again?
Grants hand when he said "large." 😂😂😂
I hope the actor who played Katie's boyfriend doesn't feel bad about his appearance now :(
Most of it his fake, his hair is probably not like that, the bears isnt really there, his teeth must be cleaner
He's probably still fat tho
The majority of the jokes were about his terrible personality, and any jokes about his appearance stemmed from his poor hygiene.
@@ricardoalves9605 Why does everyone hate the long hair....This is just me but i am pagan and i grow my hair longer than his and its curly af but am i ugly because of it?
@@chimpchillin2908 It's not that long hair makes you ugly, it's that, in this case, it's ment to show the lack of care he has with his image, his hair here looks actualy super clean, but yeah, long hair doesnt make you ugly, untreated hair does, and usually if you never bother with caring for your hair it grows
@@chimpchillin2908 Individualism is bad, unless it fits into the norm.
I like the new guy :)
Me 2!!!
You wanted the map too?
Ikr? Sick sideburns
"big ole doodie shit" lmfao 😂😂😂
i can't believe it took me that long to realize that this is fucking jacob wyzocki
Same
The guy in the yellow shirt is hot! He needs to be in more sketches!!
*Ha gayyyyy*
The Indian? Why??
Kleo3392 I'm pretty sure that was said in the original comment. I'm not quite sure what you're asking.
I was asking why he’s hot.
Because he has chocolate brown eyes that speak to your soul. (srsly, dude is ******** hot)
Katy gotta get summa dat squashing
Word
Zach's new haircut is sick af
"ACTIVE SHOOTER" killed me
the whole dry land joke doesnt work that well when we can see the city out the fucking window
Once they zoom out, you can see trees behind the building
no, it does
“Wow a Sasquatch..”
i died
oh man that was totally worth the ending
"wow a Sasquatch." that got me so hard 😂
Who's the Indian guy?
been there in most sketches for the past... what like a year now?
He played Shamalamadingdong in a past sketch.
isn't this the main guy from slumdog millionaire?
lol he's literally the hottest person in the video.
He the their tech support guy.
Interracial couples are beautiful
as long as neither party is black
Didn't take too long to spot a racist.
lol
Black girls are okay, as long as they aren't the stereotypical bitch. Black boys are okay, as long as they aren't the stereotypical "class cutter." I have met my share of black people who are not dumb or bitchy; they're rare, but they exist.
wow this is showing the real American idea
CynicalGaming I am in High School, where all stereotypes are true.
This is only okay because it's done to a guy, if it had been a women all hell would break loose.
I doubt it.
But, like thats just your opinion man.
Was just thinking the same.
I dont think really the female equalivent would be gross as well.
dude you really don't know...you really don't...
No that would be pretty funny if you ask me
I've watched this so many times and I always forget the ending. Gets me every time
Are they bashing SSSniperwolf and "Sausage"?
PinkSugarPlum33
Lol but sausage is the better one there.
F Minor
I prefer Eminsus2
F Minor they have like 7 million subs. Even if you don’t like them it’s hard to avoid videos
I've never heard of them, personally, and I spend a lot of time on UA-cam; so it's probably not that hard to avoid their videos. Maybe it depends on your video watching history (which can affect what UA-cam recommends)?
Ace Dragon HAHA
Funny skit and all, but for real, if you are ever confused by a "mismatched" couple. Maybe it's just the first time in your life you've ever seen two people together for something more than a "good lay".
This actually happens in real life, crazy I know.
+Junaka well I think that's why they were jumping to those things but still found nothing
You realize that hair and height are in the same area as "looks", right?
Yep, priorities are: Cleanliness, personality compatibility, and for me personally I wouldn't want someone with forefront medical needs like missing legs or AIDs. For lifestyle reasons. That's about as "shallow" as I get, lol.
Oh lawd, hahahaha xD I don't think I'm so adventurous!
I'm not sure what world you live in, but that's good for the people in that world I guess.
I wish Brandon was in more videos, he's just a super genuine actor.
Jacob was 26 years old when he made this sketch
he looks 46
did anyone immediately think of sssniperwolf
YES
exactly.
SAAAMEEE
Who?
Why?
I love the new guy! He did great!
I enjoyed the random Waterworld reference
the fact that a Waterworld reference ties the entire sketch together is somehow really satisfying..