Cutting squid alive to sashimi in 3 minutes, Super Knifing Skills! Hokkaido Hakodate Fish Market!
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Original Video Chef cutting a live squid into sashimi AND "squid noodle", all under 3mins! Demonstrating real Japanese knife skills and craftsmanship!
イカそうめん＠函館
That squid tryna process what’s happening like “did they just slice my fkn head??”
Yea lol
How is this funny tho?
Lol
-Did they just slice my fkn head??-
"for some reason, I just can't remember.."
@Oz jak jellyfish domt have brains either
The squid: All of a sudden that annoying head ache I had this morning is gone.
Can't have a headache if you don't have a head, don't 'ya know.
Lmao bro!!!
Was it a splitting headache?
Nice one 👍
@@osnowydayso8583 r/wooosh
Thing was so fast that the squid didn't even realize he was dead
I don't think squids can realize anything...
@@some156 not true
@@some156 actually they are very intelligent and able to open locked jars, even with a chil resistant mechanism
@@TheManCraZy12 sources?
@@TheManCraZy12 yeah I was just going to say you're thinking of octopi which are very different and far more intelligent than squids
Squid litterly cutting cut alive
People in the background
*HAHAHAHA*
It’s dead
@SquiidInk What.
The splatoon Wikipedia facts section doesn’t apply to real life bucko.
Even dead squid still has its color because its fresh except if its rotting away
Try checking out seafood market
@Squ¡¡d, that's just a way to know. They also turn all white when their scared or in intense pain.
*Meanwhile in bikini bottom..*
Spongebob: Hey Patrick wheres Squidward?
Wait aren't squidward octopus
No he’s a squid that’s why his name is *squid*ward
No, Squidward is octopus
Patrick:"spongebob, squidward's been gone for 8 years"
Squirt ward is octopus
Bro that squid's bottom half was like: ight imma head out now
PenguinPerson you mean top half
@@sebastianarbelaez4097 Alright
@@PengSpoofer squids have 7 brains. So there is no head :D
@@moksih4329 *imma brain out
@@moksih4329 err, no. they have a brain, but each tentacle has a lot of neurological tissue (same thing a brain is made of, but not for quite the same purpose). the squid's brain coordinates the tentacles and regulates other functions, all the neurons in the tentacles can do is pre programmed responses to certain stimuli, which is why they still appear "alive" even after the brain has been destroyed.
Alien : There is life on Earth , let's check them out .
2minutes later
Alien : nvm
What we’re interesting??🤣🤣
dude aliens probably eat eachother
Yeah, Asians eat disgusting things.
@@soulassassin0g try out the food bruh don’t say it’s disgusting if u never had it
@@soulassassin0g agreed, though we atleast make sure they're safe to eat, otherwise we would've all been dying, lol.
I feel bad, but this squid used his life to give us meme opportunities. Mad respect ✊
the squid is already dead the second the head got off thats just the muscle involuntary movements
@@speemus6223, you are incorrect. A Human would be dead the moment their head got cut off. A Squids's brain is still active in it's arms even after you cut of its head. Also, that wasn't its head that got cut off. That was its body. The Squid kept all nine of its central nervous systems through the entire process. It felt all of the pain of being cut apart while being held down. This Squid watched it happen too. Squids have been proven to have long term memory and suffer from trauma. This Squid wet through absolute horror and agony throughout this entire process. Ik this is a part of some people's culture, but culture doesn't stop animal cruelty from being animal cruelty. Just kill the damn thing before you slice it up. It can't possibly lose its freshness in the bragged about 3 minutes that it takes to prepare.
@@speemus6223, also, the Squid was actively trying to run away. That wasn't involuntary.
@@polari7658 no thats incorrect
@@speemus6223, I mean... Nothing I said was incorrect, and you didn't and can't be correct while saying that these facts are incorrect. So in other words, we both started with you are incorrect, so the person with more, better, relevant, accurate facts to back their claim wins by default.
They fucking demolished that squid, That lady gives no fucks
Do what I want 👍true
I'm pretty sure this she was japanese
Kelly Cai whatever the fuck, some asians don't even know what they are
+Do what I want slightly offended reply
Kelly Cai Don't be the asians I know say that. Also it isn't as bad as what people do to blacks on a normal bases
If you watch it in reverse, it’s “how to build a squid in 3 minutes”
Not funny
Valentin Villareal didn’t laugh
Well nooooo duuhhh you noticed finally wow good for you but it's pretty obvious I didn't laugh buddy
thought that was pretty funny,,everyone else here can F off
😂😂😂😂
The squid watching the chef cutting its own body like: "Dude, das some good cutting right there"
-wait where’d my head go? -OH SHIT IS THAT ME?!
Squid: great cooking skills but u should've killed me humanely sir i didn't turn instant white to show i was killed humanely so i guess i'll die slow and painful
L Shadow it was already dead, what was occurring are involuntary muscle spasms post mortem
The squid was alive in the bucket and then they took up pull its beak out, cut its 2 long tentacles, cutting open the hood, and chopping bits of the top off while its alive this is how they should've killed it humanely by either using your hand or a baton and right between or near the squids eyes is where its brain is and u give it a good smack if the squid turned instant white it means u killed it humanely but in this vid they didn't the squid still has color in it meaning its still alive and slowly dying
L Shadow177 that was literally a few seconds they put it out of its misery pretty fast. It wasnt that bad.
So no one is going to talk about his knife skill? I mean, it's normal for chefs, but how many guys on this world can cut that fast and precise.
You can do it if you practice enough. But first you have to believe.
His knife skill is glorious!! If anything he probably tried to learn the fastest easiest way to work with the animal.
Very much dedication and effort!
💐🥂
Just hard to watch. Nobody throws videos of bigger products being slaughtered on UA-cam daily.. ya know.
You'll like them on you too.
Do you want to try his knife skill on yuo.
You like them.
You'll like them on you too.
Me
I see a lot of comments claiming that the squid is dead after the first cut into the “head.”
Unfortunately, this is probably not true.
The top part of the head is what is called the ‘mantle’ in cephalopods, and functions as the main body. It contains most of the squid’s vital organs, inclosing the heart, liver, and majority of the stomach. But NOT the brain: that is situated right above the eyes.
The first cut into the body of the squid is actually just removing the flesh around the mantle, WITHOUT damaging the organs. Now, the first ACTUAL slice into the mantle does indeed seem to damage the heart: that’s located more towards the ‘top’ of the squid. However, in organisms that are not tetrapods and don’t have as ‘complex’ a nervous system as we do, destroying the heart does not necessarily induce rapid, near-painless death.
The reality is, that squid probably survives for a while after the mantle is destroyed. I can’t say for how long exactly; in videos where cephalopods are humanely killed by destroying their brain death is usually indicated by all of their chromatophores rapidly turning white. However, this doesn’t appear to necessarily be true for other methods of euthanasia. If I had to make a wager, I’d say it MIGHT be dead at around the 1:36 mark, if even at that.
To be clear: I have a BS in Wildlife, am currently applying to Master’s programs, and eat meat. I do not have problems with people killing animals for food. Heck, if the cook had humanely dispatched the sucker (sharp object right above the eyes and below the siphon), I would have had no qualms with this video.
I do, however, take issue with people letting animals needlessly suffer for the sake of performance/freshness.
Cirvihi lol, no one even commented..(besides me.) And you liked your own comment..
Just shows that no one gives a damn. Plus, I’m only commenting because of how sad and stupid this comment is.
Where did you even get all this information?
Well said
Cirvihi your smart!! i didnt even know that
I don't know how I got into this video.
However, I do agree with your comment.
Hey is this a vegan
When your team sucks in splatoon
OMEGA WARIO lol
I KNEW I'D FIND A SPLATOON COMMENT
it's what they deserve
This is how it feels to play charger when your team is idle. They just rip you out of your little hiding bin and gut you in a lovely display.
I inject squid girl torture in my veins every day.
this guy cutting a squid so effortlessly while I can't cut a loaf of bread without accidentally killing the person next to me.
I can't butter bread without cutting it
lol
Trust me I can hardly carry a knife without slicing my fingers
It's so easy don't be Afraid to hold a knife I even cut my moms stomach so effortless
I can't imagine being served a dish that was literally alive and in one piece just five minutes ago.
Nom nom nom 😋
I mean hey, I'll take some fire calamari any day, especially if it's fresh
Humans been doing that every day for over a million years
-reads title
-looks at video length
_Impressive._
Sage that’s the fucking joke oh my god how do people like you still live
Sage bruv
@@mrteco4236 and then there’s this
@@mrteco4236 its called whooosh
50% of comments: stfu it’s not animal abuse
45% of comments: this is terrible animal abuse, how could people do this.
5% of comments: Mr.CrAbS, I dOnT FeEl sO gOoD
You got it Wrong
4% of mr krabs i don’t feel so good 1% is rip inkling in squid form - prepares bunker from haters-
Pickled Mayo 100% why are you so ugly?
K O does it matter on what you’re profile pic is?
I’m in the 5%
everytime i can't sleep i end up watching these type of videos on youtube
Same lmao
me too ^^
SAME!!!
does it help, though?
Same
Greenpeace teenager: POOR SQUID! he was a living creature with rights! You murderer!
Japanese chef: needs more wasabi
I mean. Killing an animal is one thing, but cutting off it's body parts without killing it is completely unnecessary. It doesn't even improve the quality of the food, it's just for show.
@@deepfriedeggnog6937 the pain gives it a better taste
@@dionisio6680 No it doesn't. This is a very unfortunate thing to believe.
@@deepfriedeggnog6937 so much talking made me hungry
Me at 2am trying to sleep...
UA-cam recommendations: Hey wanna watch a squid getting cut alive
My brain: yes, yes i do.
Its 2:15 I found this after watching a mantis lose to a scorpion
*04:48*
I am watching it at 3:30am
It's 00:02 a. m. What's up with that behavior we have with UA-cam and those videos?
2:49 am here, lads
*IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWW*
Where's the LAMB SAAAAUUUCE
Bob McCoy thats what sushi is
+lyn the unicorn You didn't get the Gordon Ramsay joke did you?
nope, I just realized what he meant, oops XD
WHERE'S THE GARNISH!!!!!! OH MY GOD YOU DONKEYS!!!!
No wonder squidward wasn’t in the last few episodes of spongebob...
2Harmoneys omg😂😂
josh josh *_tHeN wHy IsN't HiS nAmE oCtOpUsWaRd_*
2Harmoneys lol
Hes an octopus
Oh noes
*sees something with 12 tentacles at the bottom of the sea*
White people: I must study it, it could have useful properties.
Black people: I must leave it alone, it could be deadly.
Asians: Get my fork.
Lmbo
I think this is the definition of RaCiSm
10. squids have ten tentacles
I hate this stereotype with a passion.
Gordon be like "ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Fish was meant to be eaten raw.
fairy tail It’s cooked
Ashley chan
But it wasn't cooked.
It's *RAW.*
Madara Uchiha fish are ment to be fried #Naruto_forever
the squid tentacles are like I can get out of here
How did you get here angel?
+ahbtsang the Internet
+USSR , Russia i noticed too. so crwzy
good point
+USSR , Russia Its not like it's the only food source we as an entire race has. They're ARE other types of food.
When spongebob watches a horror movie....
Warriorcats Darkmoon AHHHHH
Warriorcats Darkmoon that’s funny XD
Especially if Squidward is the live actor!
That Would Be Deepweb, Or Should I Say... Deep Ocean Web?
Warriorcats Darkmoon *the reason he doesnt show it to Gary....*
This makes me sad for the poor squid and octopi (VERY intelligent animals) but I understand why the Japanese do it and have been doing it for hundreds of years.
"Fish were their primary source of animal protein for the lonest while. "
"Because Japan is an island country, we are able to get fresh fish easily.
It is said that sushi and sashimi wouldn’t have been born if Japan was not an island country.
Sushi and sashimi can NOT to be eaten if they are not FRESH.
In addition to that, it is said that because of these dishes, people in Japan started to have high quality kitchen knife which can cut raw fish very easily. This originated from Japanese sword skill.
In addition, sushi and sashimi are eaten with soy sauce and Wasabi (Japanese horseradish) in Japan. This is how they combat the poison. The Soy sauce and Wasabi work for bactericidal action.
This process has been used for a long time in Japan, and it is still being used today.
By doing this, Japanese people are able to protect themselves from food poisoning."
So because they eat their food this way, the animals must be kept AS FRESH as possible. I'm sure they do this and kill in front of the customer to ensure the customer they are not going to be eating 10 day old sushi - which is how people get sick.
I HAAATE animals suffering, however I do understand some leeway if someone is eating an animal as other animals do something similar.
African wild dogs will start tearing the guts out of their prey and eat them as they are alive.
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Orcas are some of the most cruel in the way they kill. They are so good at hunting, the catch baby whales and eat their tongues and then leave them there. Orcas are VERY intelligent
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Preying mantids (my favorite insect) eat their prey while still alive
ua-cam.com/video/dn1nMvG-QKU/v-deo.html
Komodo dragons eating a baby buffalo while it is still alive and crying
ua-cam.com/video/NH-GrjcxuPc/v-deo.html
Cats torture and mame their prey for hours before killing them - This video especially in the first minute is so painful to watch for the rat as you can see it faltering and trying to survive.
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As humans, yes, we believe we have higher awareness of something's suffering and so we should know better. That being said I don't want to just condemn an entire nation for surviving how they have been for so long. I do believe there are quicker more humane ways to kill an animal and cause as little suffering as possible.
If we can move forward, we should, not just in terms of dispatching animals but finding alternatives to animal protein if possible.
Hey buddy it’s dead
@@fallinginthed33p there's already an alternative: eating insects. Many developing nations already use them as staple food. But the West sure as hell ain't gunna do that
@@fallinginthed33p Imagine how silly someone would feel, having all this passion and concern for animals, as an animal wouldn't hesitate to eat them alive with no regard for their feelings.
*NO HE SHOULD KILLING THEM FIRST AFTER CUT THEM BECAUSE CUTING THEM ALIVE IS A TORTURE.*
Gordon Ramsay:ITS STILL FUCKING RAW!!!
Damn, at least he did it quick. like the Squid didnt know wtf is happening to him lol
Wasn't THAT quick. The first tentacle cut and the slicing off of the entire outer body were when it was still alive. Then it was killed.
Lê Tuấn Việt The head stayed whole, it felt the whole thing...
No all its shit is in its top place whatever it's called its just the nervous system
Hory Shet!! Oh, I see, didn't know that.
Duma945 The brain and hearts were in the first bit they put on the plate. Once that was removed, it was dead. But tue first few cuts were when it was alive.
The new splatoon game is looking pretty realistic. Way to step it up Nintendo.
WolfieJrJunior YT welllll you can't kill something if it isn't alive...
wet floor
That was a really woke comment.
Bro there ain't even any ink in this teaser.
WolfieJrJunior YT it wa killed alive so how do we kill it if its alive...
Adimulia sani
He's talking about how it wasn't stunned before cutting, but even me, it took a while for me to understand Wolfie's comment.
It's not just a cruel world. It's a cruel universe...everything feeds on everything else
Wow! You are so right! #woke
UNIVERSE IS BIGGER THAN WORLD, THAT’S SO SMART!!
Ok doomer
thats a squid
no a kid
no a squid
My child!!!!
Clorox Bleach
:D
*****
:D
Your a fake
Oh thank God it's the real Clorox
in the beginning: awww its so cute
guy starts cutting it: 😮
That was Bad..
Yea and it isn't funny.
+David Gonzalez I never said it was
I know I was saying the video isn't funny.
+David Gonzalez okay, yeah it isn't
Now that's what I call fresh.
Maria Luz lol
Maria Luz that's what I call a big nope
Maria Luz IT'S RAAAAAW!
Is that a splatoon reference?
stay fresh
Spongebob: "hey Squidward have you finished those errands?"
It's so cool how it changed color when it um.. Died XD
Wendy Marvell Let's you know that it's life source is still within the main body
Yeah I know XD she just took of its skin. But it like
Changed colors ._. ok Uchiha Hohua
I did not notice it changed color!
Now I see it
Wendy Marvell They turn red when they are in a lot of stress, and most of the time they end up killing themselves by hitting the walls of the container in which they're being transported. I saw this in another video or documentary.
Squidward you done fucked up big time now..,
DictatorSayers
Squidward isn't even a squid and that makes me angry.
DictatorSayers T. T. T.
DictatorSayers well it’s not squid word is it you dummmy
Dangit Bobby
The hooks take up everything, really. You'd see some delicious cheese on the tip and you go to grab it, then you're hoisted up to the world of the air breathers, where they dry you out and eat you, or sell you.
Tania Jannath
r/woooosh
00:57 Hes still trying to escape. Its strong
Not as strong as the bronies will to live or go outside
+I BOOM I you have the reason... :v
it has a complex nerve system in each tentacle which have enough to interdependently move.
ITS OVER 9000!
Him: * cuts the meat *
Meanwhile the squid (or its lower part atleast): *Ight Imma head out*
You could just literally see the squid trying to escape
They could’ve killed it by a karate chop instead but they chose to kill it this way💀
@@3.22.21_ did you see that Instagram vid too lol?
julio lopez ong 💀💀
@@3.22.21_ this is way more ethical thank just bashing it over the head until it dies
Damien Rodriguez you idiot, the squid is already dead what occurring are Muscle spasms smh
Squids legs after he lost his head: ight imma HEAD out
Nope, that's their head and arms together. The large mantle is the "lower" part of the body. Essentially squid swim facing backwards (most cephalopods do). The end result is that the squid likely didn't die quickly.
@@lmlmd2714 r/woosh
@@lmlmd2714 STONKS
Y'all white people acting like you don't hunt squirrels for lunch and beavers for dinner LMAO
I'm glad I'm watching late at night for comments like these 😂👌
Have you eaten that? Is it good? What does it taste like?
I don't
I live in America and I'm Mexican does that mean I'm white :/
Typical Asian
That squid was gone as soon as the person preparing it pulled out its brains at the 23 second mark you can see it go limp instantly, the squid never felt a thing for there was no brain to feel anything.
That squid was gripping with his legs and tried to escape. It was still alive at that time. "Muscle reflex" might be shaking and all, but nothing like still displaying the ability to defend and escape.
That wasn't its brain, that was its beak. The brain on a squid is between and slightly above its eyes. Looks like its brain was still at least mostly intact the entire time.
Not sure if it’s right
Reminder that squids have octopi have the same/more nerve endings that are sensitive to pain, that squid is feeling everything that is happening as a human would, even more to be honest. Just because the squid can't scream, doesn't mean it's not in agony and being tortured alive. Put the squid to rest, and then continue preparing them. The person cut the *cap* of the squid off, not the brain. The squid was still alive. It was trying to get away, feeling everything.
@@olliebearblu7783 Yeah. It probably went limp from shock and pain.
ANIMALS HAVE RIGHTS TOO YOU KNOW! THE RIGHT TO BE *DELICIOUS*
XD
You sir are awesome
Hahhahaha
XD
here, take my like
This was surprisingly interesting to me.
Cool....you're interested in torture great then go rib of you're own body parts and look what it looks like you pice of shit
virus 666 this video isn't torture... it's more in like cooking?
helio fennel they are freaking ribbing and cutting of a LIVING creature's body parts while it is STILL ALIVE ....I don't have anything about them earing that animal as long they don't torture it before they do ....can't you see the creature crawling after she cutted of pieces of him? Do you think it's okay to do that to an LIVING animal and when yes would it be okay if they did it to you? No it wouldn't So it can't be okay for another LIVING creature as well
virus 666 Humans are the dominant species of earth, we can do whatever the fuck we want to other animals without it happening to us because we're better than them.
virus 666 A joke of course, but it wasn't alive, the brain was pulled out around the beginning. Just because it was moving doesn't mean it wasn't dead. Plenty of animals move a bit after killed, and with something like testicles, more movement can happen.
So it's cruel when I do it, but not when a shark does?
yes. a shark is not cruel and does not do it for pleasure. it does it cause it must feed. its natural selection. we do it for fun. so yeah.
ikr this is so cruel
dumbass
+AboveEmAllProduction We're still eating it :P. What's your point?
Splintus Dispensus eating it has nothing to do with it??? its the HOW and WHY.... fucking idiot omg11
0:18 Sounds like Squidward's footsteps
Heh I just come to the comments section for the drama
No wonder you're called: Mr Meme
I hope I don't come back as a squid getting my brained sliced like a vienna sausage😰😱
I think moto moto dont like me
same
Same lmao
Why do i find these videos so entertaining 😮
Rose takayanagi same wtf
Rose takayanagi because you're a sociopath.
Marissa Lawrence cool😊
Marissa Lawrence Very interesting... But stupid
mR CraBS I DonT FeEl So GoOd
*turns into dust*
Have a bowl Mr squidward!
Oh Yeah nahuj
This was worth 3 minutes of my life.
how it feels to chew 5 gum
Stimulate your senses
Rat Boy, Literally
Cooliostuff stimulate your senses
Cooliostuf man who are the world of the day of a i ja smo u stanju je u pitanju su u stanju je da je to bilo u stanju da je u pitanju je u tome što su u stanju da se u tome da je u pitanju je u tome što su u stanju
Cooliostuff dude. I saw your comment and I got an ad for it
SUIDWARD NOOOOOOOOOO
its not squidward
NeonTehHedgehog have you ever heard of a joke
NeonTehHedgehog get out of here kid
Haha..spongebob squarepants xD
TO THE CHOPPA!! I cry inside
Splatoon 2 looks great
Ye.
no. Lol
When you forget to turn back into a kid but it's too late.
True
Not A WiiU RIP WOMMY
my brain: please don’t do it
my finger: aaalright let’s get traumatized!!
Squidward noooo!
squidward isnot squid it an octopus
well if you look closely at the character you can see that he has '6' legs. does an octopus have 6 legs? no
+Denny Yu Do you think the name Octoward would've worked? No. The TV show developers even stated why they chose his name to be Squidward when he is an octopus.
Umm the people who made squid ward even said he was an octopus. Still don't believe me? Search it up
😴😮😈
All things aside, that chef is freaking incredible with a knife
I can barely peel a potato without cutting myself
lmao I feel it
Don't feel like the "Lone Ranger" my friend. I usually peel my skin (with a peeler) instead of the potato. I tied that knife bit. Start out with a 10 pound bag, and end up with a couple of cups. Easier for me to buy them already peeled, or where the skin is so thin and soft you don't have to worry with it.
It would have been better appreciated if the squid wasn't still alive tbh
@@louieboy8340 😋
0:52 me tryna to get to the door right before the bell rings to leave class
Relatable
Brandon Bevill *mean
And yes I do
Brandon Bevill wow you must be fun at party’s
Lol yes
But the teacher did this 1:15
Thank you for the this beautiful video of what the earth will soon do to the human species.
rip squidward 1999 - 2011
hahahahahahhahahahahhaha
ramen noodle YOUR A KID YOUR A SQUID IM NOT GOING TO START THIS MEME NOW SPLATATATATATATATATATATOOOOOOOON
Squidward is an Octopus..... Not a Squid for an apparent reason..
Top 1 worst anime death.
Yes No hahaha ohh no Okta of One Piece is Death 😂😂
Bro wtf XD
Yes No -claps
I don't care about animal cruelty but that's just fucking🤤gross !
@@xidegel4494 and we don't care about your replies
1:14 : "This way pls, sir. "
lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
lmao
Mankind: have nightmares about Cthulhu
Cthulhu: has nightmares about japanese cooks
They're not Japanese, though. They're speaking Cantonese, so probably in Taiwan or China.
@@penspinner01 I must have seen the video in mute, because the languages are too different to mistake one for the other.
As for face appearance, I would not guess a japanese from a chinese just as I would not distinguish a norwegian from a dutch.
Finally, the video description "real japanese knife skills" probably is the biggest contributor to my error.
@@rogeriopenna9014 Didn't notice that, you have a point. I was only judging from the language, I didn't pay attention to the description. It's possible the Cantonese speakers are tourists, I don't know.
I'll take a Number 1 Medium with fries and a coke, thanks.
K
Can i get a bqq bacon burger,a large order of fries and a orange soda with no ice and a peice of hot ap-
Im sry XD
I'd rather see squid getting skinned alive than a cow lol
she cut up dat octopus with no hesitation, no mercy 😂
and then when she set it down, she just let I crawl away. she prob did not even blink doing this
+Mangle Derp Yea... as it should be... because if one were to be hesitant, the cut wouldnt be good/clean. In some places, they gotta work fast if not it'll lose the freshness. This only applies to seafood tho...
It's a squid 😂😂but true
+Mangle Derp octopus?
+뿡뿡! ^__^ i knew i could just "aboot" find you here .
I would ask her if the squid is fresh. Just to mess with her.
mr zed she may as well show off another knife skill set on you 🤣
Eight Eve it's ok I'm American i carry heat
mr zed lol good comment😀
dezz nutzz .thanks . I aim to please
mr zed stay fresh!
UA-cam: do u wanna b discusted
Me: YAAAAASS BIIITCH
That is tentaCRUEL
+Pau Carvalho badum tssss
+Pau Carvalho badum tssss
+Pau Carvalho Who's that Pokemon?
PUN CITY
+Johnny Proudmoore PIKACHU
everybody gangsta til the chopped up squid starts walkin'
Did you come from that raw chicken in restaurant walking video???
ua-cam.com/video/Nae9qjgFp98/v-deo.html
And morphing into malformed inklings
Top 10 overpowered anime chefs
😁lol
Those memes are old normie
Those retarded anime memes are annoying as fuck
No it's, Top 10 anime Fighting Scene.
Finicky aman Top 10 nervous squids
The fact that the squid is still alive, sitting there watching different bits of its body being cut into pieces, probably thinking "Oh, so that's what I look like on the inside!"
If one day Aliens come to earth and is not stronger than human, I can imagine how they end...
IKR
+Daniel Fong lol
Or we end up like the squid.
+Daniel Fong If Aliens come to Earth before we see them first, then they'll be stronger. It's common logic.
+Ryder Washington
Good thought on my joke!
But the logic not apply on all case, have u watch the movie ? We see them first lol
Remains of the squid be like "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT"
Yeah lol
Do you sick f*cks realize its brain isnt in the top part that he cuts off, so when it is crawling away "headless" it is still alive
The worst way to die
First you get to be suffocated the they start ripping apart your flesh.
It's a squid.
Right, highly inelligent creatures. It's like being slowly chopped into slices starting by the feet, you would be alive until the last second...
more like quickly chopped into slices amirite?
Yeah, but you can not really have a more painful death ;)
Ppl disliking this be like : cutting a fish when it's alive is too cruel... Better leave it suffocate to death
I would much rather destroy the brain and spinal cord and leave the fish to bleed out thank you very much
Bruh chicken and cows probably have the most painful death
@@sushitrash-dj9vq depends on the farm
Or you could just leave all animals off your plate.
it literally takes one chop to kill it before cutting it's head off
Mrkrabs i don't feel so good...
iTzKuty HD stop you IW shit
Not funny
xd
Oh come on thats enough
That's cuz you about to get murdered by a fucking disgusting human
That squid head was just sitting there watching its body getting cut into sushi
😢
That's really saddening tbh😥😥😥
Imagine if that was u 😢
Anthropomorphism.
@SofticeAllan no 1 cares
I was watching a Splatoon video and then found myself here.
Hey me too! I was going to comment about it
Your face says it all
+Megan Sutton What is splatoon?
+Megan Sutton What is splatoon?
omg same lol
Squidward after killing Mr. Krabs and disappearing into the shadow realm
DELIVER US
OH MY GOD IT WAS STILL MOVING WHEN IT WAS CUT IN HALF WTF
did you not read the title before you clicked on the video?
{adp} LawnChair Pssssh, no.
Nick Belanger Your profile picture matches with the comment
Its called the dancing squid somewhere in the world,they cut the squid head in half then pour liquid over its 1/4 head and the tentacles will move/dance.
Nick Belanger that's the squid's neurons still being active after the squid is dead
While everyone is arguing about the killing of the squid, is anyone amazed by this person knife skill? Because I am!
The knife skills are over 9000
Hack Ly dude, the squid was alive, I understand the culture, but have some respect for the little guy, that was pure torture, at least kill it first don't let it see the lungs and brain being cut right of it.
Its not alive its like a chiken when its head is cut off its not alive but it still knows how to move u need to know how this works and look it up why dose the dead squid still move
TheSpiderEye Huynh stupidstupidstupid.
VictorDenSnygge hes true dumbass
0:33 when ur soul leaves ur body
plush with a gun hi
@plush with a gun Hi!
@plush with a gun Hi!
Not yet. Only after 15 mins on that plate then the soul done left the body.
So is this the Squid Game everyones been talking about?
why does the squids brain look like a cooked yolk
OMG it looks really tasty
Its pretty much just that, very creamy and yolk like. Odd sensation but delicious.
@@izabellehensley9815 Except for prions brain is super food.
@@cesteres ???
@@cesteres prions?
In the nature Squids also eat their prey alive. So my conclusion is, don't get caught. Best of luck to next squid.
This made me feel a little better, thanks for the laugh
İnfact.. That is the point , they have no thinking feature like us, they just trys to survive in the wild doesnt check him hunt is alive or death just thinks himself, but we.. Humans can think and judge and can kill them before eat and not let them suffer this.
@@carljohnson327, lol.
@@markusjohnson6558 those words are so kind!
They don't eat them alive WTF stoo telling shit , this is barbarian and this is torture that's it !!
Can't get any fresher than that
eat it while it's born in the ocean
Bixhazard It can from the ocean just eat it whole on the boat..
Me Here but isn't it fresh? It is still fresh. Don't try to start arguments please
Bank Bank Benten If it was dead for 5 mins that was also fresh. From when does fresh means alive ? In that way i will agree to the above comment....eat it alive its more fresh.
Shoot up the squid via needle
Some fun facts, when I first saw this I also thought the squid was being cut up alive, but at 00:23 you can see the lady pulling out the squid's brain which killed it immediately. Unlike most animals a squid's brain is around its mouth, which is why some fisherman know how to kill a squid quickly and humanely by karate chopping it at the level where its mouth would be. It's just like how you can also kill a fish quickly and humanely by ripping out its gills, INSTANT painless death. From 23 seconds onward if you look closely you can see the squid go limp and every movement after that is just the leftover chemical reactions that cause muscles to twitch on their own after brain death. That squid never felt a thing :)
squids Instantly lose colour to there entier body when killed so no its not died
That squid should've stayed calm, instead it lost its head.
+Cancer A colossal squid would eat that squid too!
+Your Waifu's best friend
Badum, tsssh.
lol but y he cut incont sqid
Eyyyy *still feels sorta bad for the squid*
They're also delicious.
Mr.krabs I don't feels do good
HAHHAHA
😂😂😂
I am weak😂😂😂😂
And suddenly everyone is a marine biologist
Lol
Well she did cut it in a completely wrong and inhumane way. The brain is located close to eyes below her incision. You're supposed to stab brain soothe squid is killed instantly instead of cutting it's mantle like a dumbass and letting it die very slowly. I love squid, as a food and an animal, but come on these damn foreign worlds don't know shit about food.
they dont feel pain like us who cares
H A N D Y X A N N Y | yes because wherever you live makes seafood much better than Japan, a country literally known for its seafood
@@oldmrcatsoup1962 you have no right to let an animal be killed in slow way btw no hat just saying
"you sit here an watch" lmao
*cUt mY LiFe iNtO pIeCes*
Nikita this is my last resorttt
🤣
Suffocation
No breathing
Nikita THIS IS MY co co barrrrrrrrrrr
Fuck 😂😂
People: "OMG this is so cruel"
*goes to the hyper market*
People: "Ooh these squid and cuttlefish meat looks good and fresh today! How much?"
who else scrolled down for the comment show? lol🍵
Lmaoo me
That Would be me, I love when people get upset, I'm like why do you even watch the video if you don't like it?
+Jacob Wilmoth exactly😂💯
+Jon'Vieve TheInfamous Well, I didn't scoll up to get here, so yes.
yea straight away xd
The most terrifying sound any creature can hear is Cantonese.
Haha, no. This is japanese
This was thoroughly enjoying
+Adorably Dangerous Wtf
+Zab yup.
All those even slices were so,,, Satisfying I should say?
I didn't enjoy it. Now if it was you being sliced and diced, well. I'd pay big $$
Why you think cruelty to animals is funny douchebag.. Well. That's between you and your sick God
He is so skilled but I don't think I would eat almost alive squid. Aren't there any risks?
Not necessarily. Most seafood is really safe to eat raw. It depends on how fresh the food is also. You can usually tell how fresh a sushi place is just on its smell. If it smells fishy then I would not eat there.
***** Yeah I didn;t think about sushi. I have eaten raw salmon before but just the sight of raw squid disgust me... So it's probably just me :P
+Noobfest I feel like its a natural response to be a little on edge about eating raw squid haha. It does looks weird and is a weird concept. If you get the chance I recommend it. It has a whole new taste and texture compared to cooked squid.
***** I'll keep that in mind thanks!
Noobfest first, the squid is dead, its the neurons still active thats making the tentacles move, and second, you have to chew the tentacles thoroughly because if you don't you're going to choke on it
Brutal, damn. I do love myself some squid but that’s a rough way to go. Reminds me of the countless bushels of live blue crabs I watched my dad boil growing up.
Mmmmm.. countless bushels of crabs....
Yes, but now spiking is recommended instead of boiling them alive.
Oh, you can simply be polite and joke about this?
Fact my grandma called me and my cousin I’m the kitchen one day to show us her murder live crab. I’m like bro there’s no way you’re doing this. I have my grandma for like 3 hours that day.
Auto correct be disrespecting me heavy.
Octopus: you'll never look like me
Squid: and I took that personally