Baldur's Gate 3 But It's Just Memes

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  • @thegooseman2783
    @thegooseman2783 Рік тому +3028

    A half dead mage, a vampire, a space warrior and a bear walk into a bar. the bar said "perception check failed"

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 Рік тому +74

      First two, not giving a frick and start to get drunk,.the other two, starting to bit the local patreons and bulliyng them for crying.

    • @aidenfurry471
      @aidenfurry471 9 місяців тому +12

      they are then saved by a bald tattooed Barbarian and a miniature giant space hampster while the Barbarian yells "go for the eyes Boo!"

    • @MultiZernez
      @MultiZernez 8 місяців тому

      @@aidenfurry471ranger***

  • @nj643559
    @nj643559 Рік тому +2360

    The slow outlining of the dragonborn's pecs was filled with bonk-worthy thoughts 😆

    • @PorterB
      @PorterB Рік тому +159

      Prudes be mad about the bear sex and gay sex in this game, but never talk about the fact you has sex with humanoid dragons, weird, I guess everyone has a dragonborn fetish.

    • @nj643559
      @nj643559 Рік тому +113

      ​@@PorterB huh, I thought it was common knowledge that everyone wants to bang dragons. Or maybe it's just Lone, me and probably half or TwiXtter and FA 😆

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 Рік тому +48

      The main Problem of the Game is, there are too many hot companions and you can also have 3 at a time with you. :D

    • @nj643559
      @nj643559 Рік тому +45

      @@Cpt.Str4ng3 The game ultimate dilemma : who should I pick for today's squad ? The correct answer is everyone but the game said no :c

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai Рік тому +13

      @@PorterB The keyword there, in case you missed it, is _humanoid._

  • @TheTanakaMiyuki
    @TheTanakaMiyuki Рік тому +900

    "What can I do for you?"
    "DO ME"
    so relatable lmao

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound Рік тому +551

    dark urge: sorry lae'zel i'm into men
    karlach: hey soldier
    dark urge: IVE FOUND AN EXCEPTION

    • @travisretriever7473
      @travisretriever7473 4 місяці тому +12

      ...I feel called out.

    • @flamefoxtrot6982
      @flamefoxtrot6982 3 місяці тому +6

      Katlach is like a mix of tomboy and top girl

    • @TheMaskOfZack
      @TheMaskOfZack 27 днів тому

      @@flamefoxtrot6982 A bit of mommy too…
      40% Tomboy
      38% Femdom
      22% Dommy Mommy

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater Рік тому +1115

    Fuckin wheezing at Gale being like "Im just gonna say what we're all thinking... did you do the murder?"

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory Рік тому +19

      Same xD HOW DID HE KNOW XD

    • @ladyofrillwater
      @ladyofrillwater Рік тому +112

      @@toolatetothestory its entirely possible that the Dark Urge is
      A) covered in blood
      B) recently guilty of squirrel murder
      C) has spent several days telling everyone who will listen that they think of nothing but murder all day long
      XD

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory Рік тому +29

      Okay, fair point.
      But not conclusive evidence. It is all circumstancial and would not work in court xD @@ladyofrillwater

    • @MeonLights
      @MeonLights Рік тому +35

      ​@@toolatetothestory which is why he is asking for a confession. He is smart lol

    • @FurryWulfz
      @FurryWulfz Рік тому +2

      Thought he was gonna say "Why am I wearing this ugly ass hat"

  • @ramonaautum1460
    @ramonaautum1460 Рік тому +549

    In Act 3 rn and the ‘Astarion can you open the dooor?’ Is like 90% of it so far

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha Рік тому +27

      I'm in act 2, wandering around with Shadow, Karl and Wyll in my party since they seem to have the most story connected to it. I fucking miss Astarion everytime I walk by a locked chest/door.

    • @DandeDingus
      @DandeDingus Рік тому +6

      I'm playing a rogue warlock myself so i condemned astarion to the camp realm lmao
      Got some gloves that make every sleight of hand check with advantage

    • @spazzmaticus3412
      @spazzmaticus3412 Рік тому +9

      @@Ellisepha You can smash the chests/doors with attacks, if you're strong enough, like a Barbarian.

    • @KingBobbito
      @KingBobbito Рік тому +8

      I'm a monster and have changed Karlach's class to rogue. Yes, she still makes all the comments about being bad at dexterity checks even with a +12.

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 7 місяців тому +5

      @@KingBobbito just imagining trying to sneak in the shadow as a 2 meters high 130kg mountain of muscle literally on fire

  • @alexw4482
    @alexw4482 Рік тому +787

    It’s wild to me that getting your eye stabbed out by volo gives such an amazing buff. Being able to see invisible has just completely shut down a lot of enemies.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai Рік тому +52

      Unfortunately, they won't let Wyll do the procedure so he has two good eyes, again. >:(

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties Рік тому +49

      In early access you took a permanent debuff of -1 intelligence instead lol

    • @falkj.beinker6561
      @falkj.beinker6561 Рік тому +2

      @@flippanties r/woooosh

    • @gazmodius
      @gazmodius Рік тому +38

      @@flippanties I swear it blinded you at one point in EA and made your vision super shit. Im pretty sure thats what the hag does now since the hag is evil and volo is a homie.

    • @nox_luna
      @nox_luna Рік тому +28

      @@gazmodius hag destroys one of your eyes yeah, not worth it.
      volos invis seeing eye is amazing though

  • @twowholelitersofkool-aid7039
    @twowholelitersofkool-aid7039 Рік тому +288

    Asterian physically invoked my bisexuality the second he bit my character.

    • @terrimoran4428
      @terrimoran4428 5 місяців тому +5

      Haha. Same but as soon as I met Karlach.

  • @gabrieldupuis2947
    @gabrieldupuis2947 Рік тому +365

    It's a great day when you decide the thumbnail and get to watch a masterpiece unfold

  • @AeroViro
    @AeroViro Рік тому +766

    I am LOVING the homosexual energy going on in these videos, absolutely subscribed

  • @dungeonsanddioramas8068
    @dungeonsanddioramas8068 Рік тому +151

    "Asterian, can you open the door? *pleads*" I have said this all too many times XD

  • @MKanakaredes
    @MKanakaredes Рік тому +131

    I'm already fangirling over Astarion and I don't even played BG3 yet.

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 Рік тому +10

      The only problem with him is, S(assy)H(ot)G(oth)V(ampire)Dilf is hard to pronounce- :'D

  • @nicolevickyhades
    @nicolevickyhades Рік тому +743

    Astarion is just *chef's kiss*
    Also as soon as I saw the bucket my head went
    "This is a bucket.
    Dear God!
    There's more.
    No!"

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 Рік тому +23

      In divinity original sin 2, you can wear a bucket as a helmet. Its a damn shame you cant wear it in this game -_-

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Рік тому +6

      Man later he is so sarcastically comments on us that he has less murders committed in a camp than the dark urge XD ~ I just died laughing tht day. sometimes his humor is overwhelming XD

    • @nicolevickyhades
      @nicolevickyhades Рік тому

      @@SpadeApeiron it's great. Larian Studios really outdid themselves with this game.

    • @danielvanpatten5815
      @danielvanpatten5815 Рік тому +1

      That's the poop bucket. If he put it on his head...

    • @RandomAng3l
      @RandomAng3l Рік тому +2

      "Hey there. . I got a bucket of chicken."

  • @vampyrboyfriend5133
    @vampyrboyfriend5133 Рік тому +57

    Every time Astarion gets attacked, I yell "Don't touch my boy!"

    • @xAyumu94
      @xAyumu94 11 місяців тому

      Ragzlin pushed him into the chasm on my first run. He now gets the barrel treatment every single playthrough 😌

  • @jeffm7528
    @jeffm7528 Рік тому +161

    When you found the bucket my mouth fuckin dropped. I’m glad somebody was able to put a stop to your madness

  • @strawberryboi2k722
    @strawberryboi2k722 Рік тому +377

    This is literally Lone's dream: Surrounded by HOT Men, including himself :)

  • @hobabo9703
    @hobabo9703 Рік тому +92

    I'm ashamed (not) to admit hot dragon men were the only reason I bought the game and now I have 100 hours in it

  • @lewishoff9406
    @lewishoff9406 Рік тому +53

    6:51
    My man really gave Karlach the light-scale stare lmao

  • @gabrielfantacussi8481
    @gabrielfantacussi8481 Рік тому +35

    how to recognize a divinity player without telling he is a divinity player: "oh a bucket"

  • @arepo1617
    @arepo1617 Рік тому +66

    That “all of you” in the beginning resonated with my soul!! 😅

  • @TechMainDownloads
    @TechMainDownloads Рік тому +242

    You probably already know this, but you can quick save with F5 and quick load with F8.
    Love the vids btw

    • @LoneWolfie
      @LoneWolfie  Рік тому +115

      Oh. I absolutely did NOT know this. That's so helpful thank you!

    • @victuz
      @victuz Рік тому +16

      I have a trauma about doing that in games because of Skyrim. Any quick load could crash the game, especially when you had some mods, and now I have trust issues with quick loads.

    • @T.Yen1557
      @T.Yen1557 Рік тому +7

      @@victuzspend an hour killing the goblin bosses, die to a trap in the Druid cave, had to restart the whole fight.

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha Рік тому +5

      ​@@LoneWolfieYou can also adjust how many quicksaves and autosaves you can have before it deltes them (I think it's 50 at the start), so you don't get an error again XD

  • @TheTheologyProfessor
    @TheTheologyProfessor Рік тому +96

    I love this game. It literally makes me lol. When I walked in on the ogre and the bug bear making babies, I literally just about spit out my drink.

    • @vc180191
      @vc180191 Рік тому +29

      Another ridiculous scene involves your MC getting banged by your druid companion using bear wild shape. You traumatize a nearby squirrel so badly it drops the acorn it was trying to eat.

  • @fefic881
    @fefic881 Рік тому +64

    Had the same reaction to dragonborn's body~ 💜

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt Рік тому +13

    When I first got to camp and my Dragonborn guy suddenly had his shirt off and I saw that. I audibly made sounds.

  • @tzeentchnco.7441
    @tzeentchnco.7441 Рік тому +46

    Your reaction to the Shirtless Dragonborn is definitely my reaction.
    Just makes me wanna just... Do stuff.

  • @cringe_topia3570
    @cringe_topia3570 Рік тому +171

    Yay new funny gay dog video 😃

  • @Shinyoguski
    @Shinyoguski Рік тому +44

    The squirrel kick just shocked me xD Still sitting here thinking wtf

  • @fearlessmoon
    @fearlessmoon Рік тому +44

    Your laughter and appreciation to the humor in this game got me dying

  • @sechmet987
    @sechmet987 Рік тому +51

    I love that practically every companion in this game is hot pan poly icon

  • @eri_bb
    @eri_bb Рік тому +9

    "~Astaaaarion, can you open the doooor~" Yeah. Too real.

  • @DeviousMyst
    @DeviousMyst Рік тому +19

    the best interaction with astarion was when i came on too strong at the party in art 1, and he raosted me so hard for it.

  • @stotgunvsface5092
    @stotgunvsface5092 Рік тому +8

    Sees dragonborn for the first time.
    "Oh my god, you can grind meat on that!"

  • @Thyme0365
    @Thyme0365 Рік тому +10

    The 180 difference from "You DIED." to "hey~" just because Astarion said hello cracks me up and is 100% accurate lmao. I will be like "Shut up Astarion! Stop complaining." to giggling and smiling stupidly because he called me darling lol

  • @liz6237
    @liz6237 Рік тому +10

    That steam notification sound wasn't a message from some steam friend, that was the sound of the tadpole sending a message asking "what the hell" after Ethel starts messing with it.

  • @nintendoborn
    @nintendoborn Рік тому +5

    0:25 that’s my boy!
    A literal 10 seconds later
    0:35 no my boy!

  • @Zigzf
    @Zigzf Рік тому +43

    Ayy, a fellow blue-eyed Dark Urge appreciator.

  • @DiscoGoesOn5067
    @DiscoGoesOn5067 Рік тому +4

    "Astarion can you open the doorr" im glad this is a relatable experience

  • @Ithilcu
    @Ithilcu Рік тому +14

    "Asterion, can you open the door?" So relatable!! All the frekkin time!! 😆

  • @hag8752
    @hag8752 Рік тому +4

    Dude seriously tho why are the dragon orn absolutely shredded! Im not complaining!

  • @TheTaintedWisdom
    @TheTaintedWisdom Рік тому +6

    1:08 - Shenpai would not survive playing as that race.

  • @kosmos_diamond
    @kosmos_diamond 2 місяці тому +1

    OMG ! This is so relatable !
    I had put your video aside because I hadn't finished the game yet and I didn't want to spoil myself. I finished it (FINALLY !) this morning with the best possible ending. I'm proud, but I want more, so I'm going to play with a new Tav. ANYWAY! I'm finally here and I loved it !
    *Astarion :* Well, hello ~
    *Gamer :* Hey ~
    - The perception fail is horrible, i have nightmares with this sound !
    - The lucky coin of Mattis, i can't breath !
    - Messaging when you playing at this game is HORRIBLE !
    - The camera being stuck... So frustating ! But funny too !
    - Reload the save, I know this too much !
    - The animal animations when you go down a ladder or sit on a chair are hilarious !
    - Volo's singing in the goblin camp when you're with the merchant... It's awful...
    - The "Astariooon ? Can you open the dooor ?" HA ! So true !
    - Don't be ashame for looking Karlach like this... We all do this... (With Astarion too...)
    - And finally, "DO ME !"...

  • @BraveSkiper123_
    @BraveSkiper123_ Рік тому +7

    His laughthing is incredibly cool 3:50 omg

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 9 місяців тому +1

    for the record, the dragonborn is shirtless because common clothes interact with scales wierd, they'd get caught on the scales and cause discomfort so the design is basically just him taking off the top of the robes which appear to be special fabric and Leather

  • @ExtinctDragonRelic
    @ExtinctDragonRelic Рік тому +20

    This was funny as hell. With a group of four people it would be the exact same thought process as this entire video, one way or another.

  • @dominicspagnol8765
    @dominicspagnol8765 Рік тому +6

    1:23 I am convinced we are programmed npc's. My exact reaction, my exact disapointment.

  • @shikarileto191
    @shikarileto191 Рік тому +5

    one thing i walked away from this video about Wolfie
    "I have relationships with women...
    ...and sex with men..."

  • @yate0128
    @yate0128 Рік тому +3

    lusty dragonborn correct
    HOW would he even PUT the bucket over those horns???

  • @elitenoob1
    @elitenoob1 Рік тому +4

    3:55 man said: 🫖🫖🫖🫖

  • @l_TheJester_I
    @l_TheJester_I Рік тому +6

    Karlach is just such a power horse! I love how much damage she deals ^^

  • @thecandycrimes
    @thecandycrimes 9 місяців тому

    found the second part of this series by recommendation and immediately had to go back and check out the first part - and what can I say I definitely will go through all your videos, you make such entertaining content and I really love your energy. thank you for sharing this!

  • @NeSeeger
    @NeSeeger 10 місяців тому +1

    The only shirts that can handle your dragonborn muscles are considered armor and as such you dont wear them while in camp.

  • @valonquinn4863
    @valonquinn4863 Рік тому +5

    1:14 "Oh my god you could grind meat on that."

  • @mizumizumizu0
    @mizumizumizu0 Рік тому +7

    Your wheezing is making me wheeze, I haven't laughed so hard in months. Please, keep posting these videos!

  • @jlagaviota
    @jlagaviota Рік тому +6

    WHY DID THEY MAKE DRAGONBORNS SO DAMN HOT LIKE WHY XDDD

  • @deadshot9356
    @deadshot9356 Рік тому +3

    I did the same thing when I saw my Dragonborn without the shirt

  • @TheBelovedBun
    @TheBelovedBun Рік тому +4

    The "Do me, fuck!" at the end is like the entire player base rn. Including me. Real as fuck.

  • @aro_ger_
    @aro_ger_ Рік тому +4

    Yeah, I like Men too.. but goddamn those Dragonborn pecs are just.. lemme cuddle them knowing how uncomfortable it will feel!

  • @tracytigress
    @tracytigress Рік тому +3

    The dragonborn camp clothes caught me off-guard as well, though I play a lady. Just my monk walzing around the camp shirtless, but with tiny dragon bikini top to cover up her...scales?

  • @nathanaeljohnson1098
    @nathanaeljohnson1098 8 місяців тому +3

    1:30 MODDERS GET ON THIS S*** RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE I WANT TO BE A PALADIN WITH A BUCKET ON MY HEAD!!! 🤩

  • @fuzzydragon
    @fuzzydragon Рік тому +5

    greatings sir we would just like to congratulate you on your new Bad Dragon membership and thank you for your purchases.

  • @MossyGirly
    @MossyGirly Рік тому +3

    "Why is he shirtless???" Said with all the gay panic in the world

  • @hikothealien2758
    @hikothealien2758 Рік тому +4

    1:13 bro majestic holy shit

  • @vanish0178
    @vanish0178 Рік тому +2

    I ca- I- I CAN'T! *Proceeds to slowly graze dragonborn chest with mouse cursor* OooOoOooo ;)

  • @Gamegurladdict
    @Gamegurladdict 10 місяців тому +2

    THE LINING OF THE PECS HELPPPP

  • @BosJTRose
    @BosJTRose Рік тому +4

    Bruh I ACTUALLY cried when I kill the owl bears mom, I just instantly reloaded the past save. Just broke my heart

  • @Deren98
    @Deren98 Рік тому +8

    Your laugh made this 10 times better 😂😂😂

  • @Reaper0123
    @Reaper0123 Рік тому +2

    I think you yoinked the camps 'poop-bucket'. Also dem dragonborn abs...

  • @zentryx32
    @zentryx32 Рік тому +1

    0:55 the clasic dude that dies at the begining of the match and even if u win still complains the team sucks

  • @lightspam5897
    @lightspam5897 Рік тому +3

    0:37 to make this fight easier you can loot those undead so they can't attack with weapons, they magic bois will still use magic but it will heavily affect that soldier one

  • @HankGaming_
    @HankGaming_ Рік тому +3

    I now want to make a Dragonborn DND character, no particular reason : )

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 Рік тому +13

    8:27 Honestly, I might buy the game *just* for Astarion.

  • @tabbydgurl
    @tabbydgurl Рік тому

    I found your channel through part 2 of this series and you absolutely crack me up!! Great videos!

  • @channingwalmsley9738
    @channingwalmsley9738 Рік тому +1

    *plucks out your eye* “terribly sorry” *runs away*

  • @SimonSenaviev
    @SimonSenaviev Рік тому +4

    This is the first time i see any Baldur's content and i it looks exactly like those porn game ads

  • @invisablemaster
    @invisablemaster 10 місяців тому +1

    3:03 love that face meme that she pulls. 😂

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Рік тому +2

    Fun fact: Inearly Act1 when you approach the dying Mindflayer in the crashed Nautiloid and use the tadpole to read its mind (INT roll) and succeed, you are then forced to make a WIS roll to avoid the Mindflayer controlling you. The DC is only 5, so you'd think it's an easy roll.... (uncomfortable laughter).... yeah... except when you roll a "1" for a natural fumble, like my Warlock did, and all your companions watch you kneel down to lay your head between the Mindflayer's tentacles to have your brain eaten. They were probably thinking "Should we say anything? Nah, it's probably some Warlock ritual stuff... right? Yeah, seems totally legit."
    That's the secret way to turn yourself into the Mindflayer right at the start of the game! (You can also do it deliberately, as the game gives you the option to be suicidally stupid.)

  • @pacomaybe1545
    @pacomaybe1545 Рік тому +3

    One of the best Baldur’s Gate 3 videos I’ve seen, hilarious

  • @jamesanddanielthiel
    @jamesanddanielthiel 10 місяців тому +1

    im not the only one that tried to put a bucket on my head 😁

  • @JustKels
    @JustKels 9 місяців тому

    This entire video is gold but I felt that “ALL of you?!” in my soul - same!

  • @starlightgamez1996
    @starlightgamez1996 6 місяців тому

    Your reactions to everything in this video is exactly what my first thoughts were when I first played XD

  • @Sonny_Doro
    @Sonny_Doro Рік тому +4

    The bear on stairs had me rolling

  • @monkeybomb1232
    @monkeybomb1232 Рік тому +2

    Man thinks bears cant climb ladders when they can run straight up trees lmao.

  • @sydneyc9
    @sydneyc9 11 місяців тому +1

    After Volo plucked out my eye he sprinted off so fast, I was howling with laughter cause it looked like he was put in 3X speed.

  • @bonthebunnycat667
    @bonthebunnycat667 Рік тому +3

    I relate to the shirtless dragonborn reaction

  • @adenmoore3055
    @adenmoore3055 7 місяців тому +2

    I love this man’s laugh

  • @Elivorp
    @Elivorp Рік тому +1

    theres one dragonborn mod youd love right now. but you already know that dont you

  • @humancircuitry
    @humancircuitry Рік тому +1

    the way you lost it at "i have just one word, yuck" fucking SENT ME oh my god. this whole video made me giggle tho. :)

    • @xAyumu94
      @xAyumu94 11 місяців тому

      I have the exact same reactions when playing, wheezing at every little comical thing in this game. I finally feel understood 😂 the entire conversation made me go EWWWW STOP and then that perfect option pops up 🤣

  • @spiritusdei5688
    @spiritusdei5688 Рік тому +1

    I CAN RELATE SO MUCH TO BUCKET THING. I PASSED WHOLE ORIGINAL SIN 2 WITH A BUCKET ON HEAD!!! AND HERE YOU SIMPLY... CAN'T
    fr this messed up my whole walkthrough

  • @egbert5871
    @egbert5871 Рік тому +4

    fun fact , better to not kill the hag, you get a thing that can use for +1 permanently to any stat, also you should have committed to losing the eye for the eye Volo gives that give you see invisibility at all times

    • @chocobeetleful
      @chocobeetleful Рік тому +2

      How is it better? You get a permanent debuff on Perception (and a disadvantage against Hags) as a trade for a +1 in Intimidation... you also get a one time use amulet, true, but it only lasts until long rest. Much better to have Volo remove your eye instead, if you're dead set on losing a peeper tbh.

  • @cokemilke
    @cokemilke Рік тому +1

    3:45 is so raw, im picking Yuck everytime

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 8 місяців тому +1

    I see you also get the fire sword from the prologue.

  • @Cosplay_neerrd
    @Cosplay_neerrd Рік тому +2

    "Astarion can you open the door?" is such a mood XD

  • @xAyumu94
    @xAyumu94 11 місяців тому +1

    Glad to see someone else wheezing with laughter at everything in this game 😂

  • @gggggg-hs2tk
    @gggggg-hs2tk Місяць тому

    "why does astarion approve?" is a question I asked myself way too many times, he approves the most chaotic shit I can't leave him at camp and miss it😂

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 Місяць тому

    I love how Volo just absolutely books it after he puts your eye out.

  • @16Vagabond
    @16Vagabond Рік тому +2

    Dragonborn Tav is incredibly hot

  • @un3kn3own0
    @un3kn3own0 Рік тому +11

    So hilarious you call Astarion "The Boy" lol. I regularly refer to him as Twink, like Twink get over here and unlock this chest. Also, how you doin? ;)

  • @Aitenass
    @Aitenass Рік тому +1

    Nooooo that's how bears climb :c

  • @zalla00
    @zalla00 Рік тому +3

    I'll admit, I had a gay panic moment upon seeing the Dark Urge and his RIPPLING ABS

  • @jameswatts6787
    @jameswatts6787 Рік тому

    1:23 (The Game) "This is a bucket"
    (Wolfie) "Dear god!"