Baldur's Gate 3 Review | I Cast Bullet

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  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  8 місяців тому +1415

    USE CODE 'Max0r' FOR 10% OFF a̶l̶l̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶l̶l̶s̶ GAMER SUPPS: gamersupps.gg/Max0r
    I HAVE ADVANTAGE ON PERSUASIAN CHECKS

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +21

      I cast broke😢

    • @bowreed
      @bowreed 8 місяців тому +11

      i cast testicular torsion

    • @AnonymoZero
      @AnonymoZero 8 місяців тому +4

      The "bobs" are too small on the cups, enhance the size please and I'll buy more than one.

    • @theweebuser4630
      @theweebuser4630 8 місяців тому +4

      Link sent me to hell

    • @Obnox
      @Obnox 8 місяців тому +2

      You made my day

  • @JPooger
    @JPooger 8 місяців тому +4396

    "i have committed crimes you can't even charge me for" is a rather powerful statement

    • @SoulHero7
      @SoulHero7 8 місяців тому +71

      That's something the Kingpin from Spiderman would say. It's really powerful.

    • @DonovanGG__
      @DonovanGG__ 8 місяців тому +19

      Thats some Kendrick Lamar level lyricism right there

    • @RainWelsh
      @RainWelsh 8 місяців тому +39

      Reminds me of a Two Best Friends Play quote that’s like “what you did, uh, we don’t have the laws to charge you right now. So you go over there and we’ll… we’ll draft those laws.”
      Be the change in policy you want to see in the world

    • @rpgfoods1457
      @rpgfoods1457 7 місяців тому +3

      Polycule, I learned a new word today.

    • @Arbitrary_Moniker
      @Arbitrary_Moniker 5 місяців тому

      Is it? It's just ambiguous. If you can't be charged, were they even crimes?

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 8 місяців тому +1690

    "So a Bard and 3 Velozeraptors walked into a Bank."
    ......
    ......."where is the Punchline?"
    "There is none, that is what i saw this Afternoon."

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 8 місяців тому +14

      LMAO

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 8 місяців тому +36

      oh not those assholes. The velociraptors are wildshaped druids, they hope you freak, jump at you, then change back laughing. Meanwhile the Bard stole your pants

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger 8 місяців тому +5227

    max0r consuming gamer fart is now canon

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 8 місяців тому +113

      BADGER? LMAO?

    • @huh4442
      @huh4442 8 місяців тому +66

      WHATCHU DOIN HERE BRUH

    • @tea-3412
      @tea-3412 8 місяців тому +41

      BADJUR??

    • @beans5171
      @beans5171 8 місяців тому +30

      BAD JUROR PLAY TITANFALL PLS

    • @demetriajones3231
      @demetriajones3231 8 місяців тому +15

      Whoa, hey there

  • @walkingglasses6264
    @walkingglasses6264 8 місяців тому +2359

    RIP the banger old thumbnail
    EDIT: ITS NOT JOEVER ITS BACK LETSGO

  • @GG-Gamer1
    @GG-Gamer1 8 місяців тому +667

    2:35 missed the chance to call that strategy 'Miyazaki's Wet Dream'

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 8 місяців тому +69

      Not enough swamp water for Miyazaki.

  • @DemyraXIV
    @DemyraXIV 8 місяців тому +2017

    Max0r: "Because I'm only human."
    That's exactly what a sentient video editing software would say to try to throw us off.

    • @Corvo0__0
      @Corvo0__0 8 місяців тому +33

      Your on to something

    • @emeraldbaby3191
      @emeraldbaby3191 8 місяців тому +18

      ​@@Corvo0__0ya know I think your right, he is on to something🤔

  • @destituodaemonis
    @destituodaemonis 8 місяців тому +1871

    "I am not responsible for what comes after."
    My graphics driver randomly restarted right after he said that.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 8 місяців тому +1927

    Whoever made the thumbnail art deserves a raise

    • @tetrachart4156
      @tetrachart4156 8 місяців тому +46

      It was made by @NULLIPHYx as said in the description

    • @buttmuncher-cm5tl
      @buttmuncher-cm5tl 8 місяців тому +13

      Everywhere I go, I see him...

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 8 місяців тому +4

      I'll be sure to pass that on to the enslaved gnomes overseer that oversaw their work

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 8 місяців тому

      @@neringalukoseviciute1787 BB show is too popular to have any OGs there...

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 8 місяців тому

      He changed it 😢

  • @BelrogPlutius
    @BelrogPlutius 8 місяців тому +402

    "THIS Wizard may be out of spells, but he is NOT out of shells."
    unironically goes hard af

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 Місяць тому +3

      Literally what just happen in my game, my rogue kill boss who is a mage with literal double-tap

  • @tripps3631
    @tripps3631 8 місяців тому +1177

    The first time I realised what made this game different wad when I blasted a giant spider down a bottomless hole, only to them stumble upon its corpse several days later once I finally found my way into the underdark.
    Any other game would have just despawned the corpse after the fight, but no. This game is so autistic that it kept tabs on a corpse that I might have never found again.

    • @yozhik_out_of_mist
      @yozhik_out_of_mist 8 місяців тому +122

      For me, that hole plus feather fall spell was the way to get to the underdark in the first place

    • @SevenHooker
      @SevenHooker 5 місяців тому

      no wonder my autistic ass is addicted

    • @SevenHooker
      @SevenHooker 5 місяців тому +35

      i love how autistic this game is

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 5 місяців тому +11

      You mean this game is so STRAIGHT it kept tabs on that corpse

    • @mystery_exe
      @mystery_exe 3 місяці тому +22

      That's not all though. If you recruit Glut (the mushroom necromancer guy) he can actually revive that spider boss and let you control it. It even gets a unique appearance and its own unique skills if you do this.

  • @spicymint6972
    @spicymint6972 8 місяців тому +3479

    Its so dark without Maxxors bountiful light filling me up

  • @JadeKnightfall
    @JadeKnightfall 8 місяців тому +2168

    Gotta wonder how people are able to get away with murder when you can straight up ask the corpse who killed them 💀

    • @caydenschneider5375
      @caydenschneider5375 8 місяців тому +312

      Clearly an unreliable source. What if the victim just really hates some guy named Steve and says, "Steve killed me."

    • @hithere5553
      @hithere5553 8 місяців тому +395

      They actually account for this. In some lore assassins charge extra for decapitation for this exact reason. And if the corpse doesn’t want to snitch it won’t tell you.

    • @ShahbazBokhari
      @ShahbazBokhari 8 місяців тому +166

      “Hey just so ya know, if your soul gets hauled back and feels like squealing, we’ll send your entire extended line to meet you, ok?”
      There we go, I’d wager 9/10 that’s that solved.

    • @erdelf
      @erdelf 8 місяців тому +202

      corpses only know what they knew in life, so.. if they never saw who murderered them, they have no idea.

    • @yahia5476
      @yahia5476 8 місяців тому +104

      Some corpses straight up don't know who killed them

  • @Jaydenbb5
    @Jaydenbb5 8 місяців тому +890

    gotta love how he went over the entire game and despite that I have almost 0 clue what the game is about based on this video

    • @argentshrike516
      @argentshrike516 8 місяців тому +189

      Maxor can spoil an entire game without spoiling the game.

    • @DumaVadamee109
      @DumaVadamee109 8 місяців тому +56

      He should start a masterclass for movie studios to attend, maybe then we wouldn't get those kinds of spoilers anymore.

    • @argentshrike516
      @argentshrike516 8 місяців тому +28

      @@DumaVadamee109 Then we'd have a mass uptick in mental illnesses as people go insane from movie trailers

    • @nuke5524
      @nuke5524 8 місяців тому +7

      Same and I played the game 4 times feel like I've been playing a different game

    • @xalrath
      @xalrath 8 місяців тому +22

      You have had genshin impact downloaded onto your phone as part of a plot by Jeff Bezos, J Jonah Jameson, and The Most Naked An Amogus Can Be to hook everyone up to the squidternet. It is now up to you and a polycule of your fellow unwilling gacha players to figure out how to uninstall or die trying

  • @tsarisnotgaming0223
    @tsarisnotgaming0223 8 місяців тому +275

    11:34 As a Texan, I can confirm that even the strongest of vampires fear our might.

    • @florianneacosta987
      @florianneacosta987 8 місяців тому +6

      I can also confirm that a companion of a vampire died in your country's property. *Looks at Sieur De la Salle.*

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 8 місяців тому +9

      Have read _Dracula_ and can confirm

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 8 місяців тому +3

      Wasn't there an American country guy who talked like a cowboy in the original book?

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 8 місяців тому +2

      ​​​​​@@Mariodash23 That would be one Quincey Morris, one of Lucy's suitors and one of the most badass characters in the novel by virtue of slaying Count Dracula himself, albeit at the cost of his own life...
      Guess the original commenter was right: Even the strongest of vampires fear the wrath of a full-blooded Texan. In this case, one with a shiny silver knife and who may or may not hold a vendetta of sorts towards a certain Count...

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 місяців тому +41

    I am AMAZED he didn't mention the part where you can go into the Underdark and interrupt a ritual held by the fish-people, kill their manipulative leader, and get a perma-buff as you're declared their new "Fish God", and even celebrate by sacrificing one of your own teammates on the altar.

    • @JubileeCaptcha
      @JubileeCaptcha 2 місяці тому +5

      I sacrificed almost all of them, there is only me and Karlach now... Tell me the location of this altar

  • @horsemaskcat2962
    @horsemaskcat2962 8 місяців тому +4006

    "If your heart is wavering....Johnny Joestar...do not shoot."
    " I cast EY GUN WITH ONE B O O L E T"

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 8 місяців тому +3255

    This man did not lie, the neurotypicals truly could not ball this hard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to learn the gun spell from the beloved arch-mages, Smith and Wesson.

    • @Hardbass2021
      @Hardbass2021 8 місяців тому +151

      Are the dudes arch rivals with the mages Heckler & Koch?

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 8 місяців тому +89

      @@Hardbass2021Ben & Jerry, actually

    • @lolimmune
      @lolimmune 8 місяців тому +42

      Simon and Garfunkel, sir.

    • @QuantemDeconstructor
      @QuantemDeconstructor 8 місяців тому +33

      I didn't know they were teaching it! And here I was going through the rites with Saint John Moses Browning!

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +19

      Ah, the master plumbamancers, casting lead at the enemy

  • @rhysdyson7280
    @rhysdyson7280 8 місяців тому +412

    I don’t understand why Max0r didn’t store Shadowheart’s corpse in a container and carry her throughout the adventures

    • @KingBurgers
      @KingBurgers 8 місяців тому +94

      He didn't want to risk accidentally speedrunning I'm sure

    • @mcklu12
      @mcklu12 5 місяців тому

      Cause... He is racist maybe?

  • @MJZ-31
    @MJZ-31 8 місяців тому +142

    bring back the old thumbnail, that shit was a masterpiece
    EDIT: Thank you Maxor

  • @OriginalGreenYoshi
    @OriginalGreenYoshi 8 місяців тому +123

    The amount of Blue Archive music tracks and characters in this video shows how much that game has taken over max0r’s life

    • @hiper_blox5436
      @hiper_blox5436 5 місяців тому

      wonder how max0r is dealing with kurokage, since im 90% sure he didnt get s.hanako

    • @Breedable_Bread
      @Breedable_Bread 5 місяців тому +3

      @@hiper_blox5436 Nah, he'd win by staying on Gold. Gold looks better anyway, Aruji-dono~!

    • @hiper_blox5436
      @hiper_blox5436 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Breedable_Bread brother, i have s.hanako and im still gold due to my severe lack of AOE healing and also ako
      but yeah gold looks better anyway (copium)

    • @fr0nk571
      @fr0nk571 2 місяці тому

      well, he *is* a blue archive character after all

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 8 місяців тому +2633

    "I cast bullet" has the same energy as TTS's "I CAST FIST!".

    • @henlo1308
      @henlo1308 8 місяців тому +37

      I cast 9mm.
      POW

    • @KyrieFortune
      @KyrieFortune 8 місяців тому +69

      Always nice to see a fellow TTSer in the wild
      Damn, I miss it

    • @iman3887
      @iman3887 8 місяців тому +49

      Damn you gw

    • @dstooter4348
      @dstooter4348 8 місяців тому +8

      It reminds me of the knight with the gun image

    • @sanfan87
      @sanfan87 8 місяців тому +7

      there is indeed a cantrip called "water bullet", tho its a homebrew spell and not in bg3 or official dnd 5e

  • @sanga000
    @sanga000 8 місяців тому +1892

    How many Blue Archive bgm can you fit in one video?
    Maxor: Yes

    • @SirKrisX
      @SirKrisX 8 місяців тому +118

      and Nikke

    • @H8F710
      @H8F710 8 місяців тому +139

      He is also Wakamo enjoyer. Gigachad.

    • @soswuiffjkhhujuvg
      @soswuiffjkhhujuvg 8 місяців тому +70

      Honestly the Mix of Nikke and Blue Archive ost is crazy

    • @slytha3002
      @slytha3002 8 місяців тому +18

      and terraria bgm lol

    • @kylerocks117
      @kylerocks117 8 місяців тому +22

      And even Xenoblade Chronicles 2

  • @gump7923
    @gump7923 8 місяців тому +586

    “The neurotypicals couldn’t do this shit” is just the canon reason why YOUR party in BG3 overcomes insurmountable odds and bodies everybody, deity, and otherwise you end up facing

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 11 днів тому +2

      The boundless power of fantasy autism courses through my veins.

  • @sganicocchi5337
    @sganicocchi5337 8 місяців тому +57

    I love that BA music is the default bgm now.

  • @Asturjgm
    @Asturjgm 8 місяців тому +50

    In my first 5 hours of game my character proceeded to fail a charisma check and get stabbed to death by Lae'Zel which prompted her to go on a murder rampage on the rest of the level 1 party members at camp except Shart, who started to fight her, and Gale, who went invisible and hid in a corner. Then I took control of Gale and blasted her ass, effectively getting rid of a key character, fact that never was addressed. Game of the decade.

  • @docwashere3466
    @docwashere3466 8 місяців тому +658

    4:42 "Sometimes it can be used for productive things like... remote detonation."
    I'm sold on this game.

  • @marcelohidalgo7420
    @marcelohidalgo7420 8 місяців тому +339

    8:55 "Do you SEE this very often?" My brother in christ have you ever been in Baldur's Gate

  • @pollyannaquixote9739
    @pollyannaquixote9739 8 місяців тому +1063

    Hello, this is the actor that portrays Gnomer Simpson in this video. I want to expose the horrific working conditions and attitudes that I was forced to endure while helping to make this video a reality. I signed onto the project under the assumption that Gnomer Simpson would be the protagonist of a narrative about overcoming adversity and slightly tall ledges as I am god and very cool but upon release of the final product it was revealed to me that I had been working under false pretenses. After the release of this video I was appalled to find that the gnomes presented in this video were treated as comedic props; thrown from windmills or detonated for laughs, he unfairly platformed racist subgroups while also promoting harmful gnome stereotypes, and worst of all, I was only paid SAG scale. Most of my contributions were cut from the final product, especially my portion where I exposed Max0r's financial ties to the Drow-Absolute water filtration industry, or the real sex scenes involving members of Tentacle Acres and bears. Of the nearly 700 hours I spent on set, over half of them were spent in a stretcher as fellow actor Reece spent the majority of his off-camera time piledriving my 30 pound body into raw concrete for sport and using me as a substitute hammer and discus for Olympic training. Despite my valuable contributions to this video, I remain uncredited and unrecognized, both figuratively and literally sold short for the sake of fast-moving entertainment for fickle masses who want their base impulses appealed to. It does not have to be this way, however. It is my hope, that at the very least this message inspires some contemplation in the viewing audience, who deserve to see different perspectives, especially those closer to the floor, and that one day we may be able to overcome this prejudice and defeat Gnomophobia.
    In short, Max only cares about the money and hates his friends.

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 8 місяців тому +37

      Seem about right

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 8 місяців тому +36

      @@neringalukoseviciute1787 funny thing I'm in all those fandoms

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 8 місяців тому +5

      @@neringalukoseviciute1787 ehhh, prob tbh

    • @eis6570
      @eis6570 8 місяців тому +64

      I wonder if some people actually bothered to read to see the satire on this lol

    • @Topunito
      @Topunito 8 місяців тому +41

      @@neringalukoseviciute1787 as far as I know, the ultrakill fandom has experienced little to no change with maxor, it was always as insane as it is now

  • @maggot9572
    @maggot9572 8 місяців тому +110

    You say you spoil the entire game, yet I watched this and understood nothing.

  • @ManzanaDeMuerte
    @ManzanaDeMuerte 8 місяців тому +60

    “Reactionary rantsona” gave me psychic damage, thank you.

  • @Koeboldt-u9i
    @Koeboldt-u9i 8 місяців тому +702

    Unlike his normal videos this one is so hard to follow, it doesn't even spoil the story at all.

    • @cantthinkofaname2292
      @cantthinkofaname2292 8 місяців тому +106

      I’ve played the game and thsi video legit made me completely forget the entire plot of the game

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 8 місяців тому

      @@cantthinkofaname2292was it worth it

    • @number-14
      @number-14 8 місяців тому +9

      Did you un-brainrot

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 7 місяців тому +1

      This is the first video of his I've ever seen and I had to check the comments because I feel so lost 😂

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 5 місяців тому

      I think he's telling us to go play it

  • @overkilled653
    @overkilled653 8 місяців тому +350

    Somehow Maxor’s party is more stable and intact than *actual* DnD tabletop parties.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 8 місяців тому +14

      The Shoehorse effect. When you go so far off the deep-end, it loops back towards normalcy.

  • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
    @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 8 місяців тому +571

    Max0r's style of utterly batshit editing is just tailor-made for a similarly batshit insane game like Baldur's Gate 3.

    • @miroslavzima8856
      @miroslavzima8856 8 місяців тому +21

      In the distance I can barely hear "Hey Hey people, Sseth here!" (and yes, I won´t write it as main comment - but that doesn´t mean I don´t like it. I LOVE Max0r´s content!)

    • @RustyDroid
      @RustyDroid 8 місяців тому +44

      I like how it has progressed from merely "difficult to follow" to "Max what the actual fuck is your brain"

  • @manlyrose3120
    @manlyrose3120 8 місяців тому +116

    10:33 I feel it neccessary to point out that Mizora is not in fact a demon, but a Devil. That is infact a huge diffrence seeing as the Blood War which is occasionaly mentioned, is a conflict between the Demons and the Devils, who had the unfortunate geographical error of being neighbors. In other words calling a Devil a Demon is presumably highly offensive and calling a Demon a Devil is also a bad idea because you are giving away your location.

    • @IHazMagics
      @IHazMagics 8 місяців тому +15

      To put it simply, Devils are the planners and schemers, Demons are basically 40K Orcs.

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm 8 місяців тому

      Hellish Civilians, Military, Lords be like, devil.
      Tribal, monstrous, mythical beasts, rather be demon.

    • @raileynashpallada9559
      @raileynashpallada9559 7 місяців тому

      So calling a devil a demon is like calling a black person a monkey

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 8 місяців тому +5

    9:31 is the best part of the video. I've never actually heard max0r break character before.

  • @cheesepuffsthings
    @cheesepuffsthings 8 місяців тому +209

    "Squidward Ethnostate."
    No, not Tentacle Acres!

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 2 місяці тому

      Quick! Get the fried oyster skins! It’s their one weakness!

  • @debashisMyt
    @debashisMyt 8 місяців тому +335

    Watching Maxor's videos is basically injecting yourself with hyperstimulants thats gives endless dopamine. The best part is that you forget a lot of what was on screen making his videos infinitely rewatchable with always something new to discover.
    Loved the video btw.

    • @projectdeveloper9311
      @projectdeveloper9311 8 місяців тому +21

      I genuinely think it's phisically impossible to remember a whole video from Maxor, just from the amount of information on each

    • @number-14
      @number-14 8 місяців тому

      Like pooris engage?

  • @MandiocaMagica
    @MandiocaMagica 8 місяців тому +80

    The fact that max0r chose the Wild Magic sorcerer fills me with boundless joy, the perfect flavor for the insanity of his videos

  • @Samus2400
    @Samus2400 8 місяців тому +14

    Red Winter just hits so good in the video, plus the rest of the music is great. amazing video.

  • @maouplulax
    @maouplulax 8 місяців тому +23

    thanks for another blue archive video max0r. As always I'm hyped for more blue archive content

  • @umbriumbrella3491
    @umbriumbrella3491 8 місяців тому +72

    If my blood is not used for a fuse for a massive bomb i dont want my blood

  • @benneboii8117
    @benneboii8117 8 місяців тому +170

    "Riding the calamari carusell" has got to be the funniest shit I've ever heard!

  • @Coinsocks
    @Coinsocks 8 місяців тому +115

    17:21 loving the Devil May Cry reference

  • @fredcross2317
    @fredcross2317 8 місяців тому +35

    Max0r is a Blue Archives Player and a Izuna Appreciator? Nin nin~ XD

  • @Mewgius
    @Mewgius 8 місяців тому +23

    "And Karlach is a VERY HOT Barbarian"
    Both figuratively, and VERY literally. :)

  • @dumpsterjedi9323
    @dumpsterjedi9323 8 місяців тому +180

    I could not hear a single word max0r said because my brain was being DDoS'd by this editing

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 8 місяців тому +28

      This video is pretty tame by his standards. Notice how the voiceover is noticeably slower due to him not editing out when he pauses to draw breath.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 8 місяців тому +3

      @@cymes82 Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @5t3phan
      @5t3phan 7 місяців тому

      It's the Max0r guarantee

  • @ravingPyrotechnician
    @ravingPyrotechnician 8 місяців тому +78

    0:30 Gale with a gun is simultaneously hilarious, yet horrifying.

  • @darthralin
    @darthralin 8 місяців тому +47

    Ouch. "Set in a fantasy world where four adult friends can play on the same day" hit me right in the Divinity: The Original Sin 2 save file me and my party didn't have the chance to touch since September ended.

    • @austinackermann3731
      @austinackermann3731 8 місяців тому +2

      Probably has something to do with that Green-day guy.

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 8 місяців тому

      @@austinackermann3731 Yeah, somebody woke him up and he wreaked havoc on our schedules.

  • @delt4khgo667
    @delt4khgo667 8 місяців тому +30

    Bro max0r casually summoning Blue Archive community for no reason

    • @hiper_blox5436
      @hiper_blox5436 5 місяців тому +1

      where our students are, senseis will arrive
      do not test our power

  • @H000d4
    @H000d4 8 місяців тому +24

    the thumbnail is back! we cast WE SO BACK!!

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 8 місяців тому +42

    how kind of max0r to show people what its like to have the mindflayer worms in your brain by simply making a video to show what it would feel like

  • @De_Vegi
    @De_Vegi 8 місяців тому +516

    Nothing yet? That doesn’t seem right. Fellow brain hemorrhage enjoyers, where are you? Am I alone in the void?

  • @EKSBEntertainment
    @EKSBEntertainment 8 місяців тому +82

    As always man you made my day better I was about to do something bad but this cheered me up.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 8 місяців тому +6

    God Shattering Star makes both an epic tune and a great sound effect.

  • @LeonikkiJohni
    @LeonikkiJohni 8 місяців тому +13

    BG3 is such a fun game experience that me and my friends actually went to kill each other in our free time and resurrect before continuing on the journey.
    Also hey, welcome to the Blue Archive hole, dude! Glad to see a fellow Sensei having fun~
    And yea BA soundtrack is great.

  • @bunnywaffles1190
    @bunnywaffles1190 8 місяців тому +40

    So Max0r also chose to go with Wild Magic Sorcerer as his first character? Nive! The only way he could have made it better would have been to also go Drow as well so he could keep choosing the option to randomly tell people that they would chained up as slaves if they were in his home in the Underdark right now.

  • @ZoraEpsilon571
    @ZoraEpsilon571 8 місяців тому +281

    "On gyat rizz king"
    I..... want to gouge out my ears.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому +55

      RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI

    • @Yeetyandel
      @Yeetyandel 8 місяців тому

      @@Flesh_Wizard you are a failure to society.

    • @nothingisawesome
      @nothingisawesome 8 місяців тому

      90% brainrot is fine but 100% is pushing it

    • @Yeetyandel
      @Yeetyandel 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Flesh_Wizard you are a failure to society

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 5 місяців тому

      @@Flesh_Wizard god i hate gen z

  • @jasonhauze3422
    @jasonhauze3422 8 місяців тому +23

    Truly the Balder's Gate 3 video we needed.
    Also: seeing BA gameplay in video. Just gonna leave this here AYYKFZZZ

  • @PIay3r_BA
    @PIay3r_BA 8 місяців тому +23

    You can never escape the Cute and Funny as it has already consumed you 😭😭😭

  • @EldlichthegoldenLord-kr5ty
    @EldlichthegoldenLord-kr5ty 8 місяців тому +30

    As a South African I find 17:51 very offensive because the lights are still on when we all know we should be having load shedding

  • @xenomaxi8504
    @xenomaxi8504 8 місяців тому +49

    Hearing Xenoblade music in Max0rs video's is giving me hope he'll do a Xeno game someday. He'll have a blast with the story, gameplay and characters of the series!

    • @hiper_blox5436
      @hiper_blox5436 8 місяців тому +5

      if music meant we got a video on it, then the blue archive comunity would be rolling in videos by now

    • @KawaiiNeko333
      @KawaiiNeko333 8 місяців тому

      Which microsecond was the Xenoblade music?

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 8 місяців тому +334

    "But I am not normal people.
    I am autistic."
    That's it, Max0r is now a neurodivergent icon and I will not tolerate anyone saying otherwise.

    • @Vankaskan
      @Vankaskan 8 місяців тому +8

      YES

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 8 місяців тому +31

      Finally, I can wage war on AutismSpeak with my favorite UA-camr

    • @fiishiez
      @fiishiez 8 місяців тому +3

      LITERALLY i was just abt to say smth abt it

    • @xenocross6597
      @xenocross6597 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeeep

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 5 місяців тому

      No.

  • @zachthedes4321
    @zachthedes4321 8 місяців тому +66

    More Blue Archive Music, brings a tear of joy to my eye.
    Blue Archive Review when? 🧐

    • @russellliban76
      @russellliban76 8 місяців тому +8

      Any moment now.... Blue Archive AND Nikke: Goddess of Victory

    • @mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799
      @mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799 8 місяців тому +14

      He says in Twitter in the past that HE MIGHT MADE ONE
      But now it seems he considering it

    • @Dinobro007
      @Dinobro007 8 місяців тому +2

      Now we're asking the real questions. Can't wait for that completely accurate lore breakdown

  • @caramelfrappe402
    @caramelfrappe402 8 місяців тому +7

    Hey Max0r, I won't lie, I love all your videos but this one takes the cake. Easily the best one.
    It's editing is perfect, not too flashy but also just enough quips and speed to make it funnier from sudden cuts.
    The comedy and jokes landed back to back, and nothing got old fast. I laughed more times than I did in YEARS watching Family Guy. 10 / 10

  • @Kritzomega
    @Kritzomega 8 місяців тому +13

    0:06 we all agree that scout screaming is funny and will always be funny lol

  • @Kikyo.
    @Kikyo. 8 місяців тому +119

    3:49 realest shit ever said

    • @saif-gv6gl
      @saif-gv6gl 8 місяців тому +8

      you got time travel or something bro?

    • @Rookoflakes
      @Rookoflakes 8 місяців тому +21

      I predict that at 11:24, there will a very funny joke

    • @Kikyo.
      @Kikyo. 8 місяців тому +9

      @@saif-gv6gl yeah g, watch out on July 17th 2024

    • @Kikyo.
      @Kikyo. 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Rookoflakes anime reference at 9:48

    • @Kalefromai
      @Kalefromai 8 місяців тому +6

      Ultrakill refrence at 16:42

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 8 місяців тому +21

    9:16
    Haruka(from VShojo): Ah. I see that you're a fellow person of culture.

  • @shotshell1565
    @shotshell1565 8 місяців тому +20

    Glad to see my handsome astarion mod getting some use lmao

  • @xmattx315
    @xmattx315 8 місяців тому +11

    6:21 THE THUGSHAKER

  • @lynell2B375
    @lynell2B375 8 місяців тому +4

    "I cast bullet on the enemy"
    *rolls 1*
    "the bullets somehow ricochet back to your own skull"

  • @Riggs0320
    @Riggs0320 8 місяців тому +16

    Heard like 2 seconds of "Twist Up" - Susannah's theme from HI3rd at 4:58, very based sir

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 8 місяців тому +9

    1:50 the kind of gameplay runs I LOVE to watch!
    XD

  • @cristiansalas7197
    @cristiansalas7197 8 місяців тому +105

    Shadow wizard money gang

    • @Lord_Icyfyre
      @Lord_Icyfyre 8 місяців тому +35

      We love casting spells

    • @pamelotms5867
      @pamelotms5867 8 місяців тому

      legalize nuclear bombs

    • @mad_max103
      @mad_max103 8 місяців тому

      @@Lord_Icyfyrethis video is sponsored by t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶d̶o̶w̶ ̶g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 8 місяців тому +24

      This song has been sponsored by: The Shadow Government.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 8 місяців тому

      Legalise nuclear bombs

  • @cgaminganims7046
    @cgaminganims7046 8 місяців тому +28

    BLUE ARCHIVE UOOOO NIN NI-
    -Momoi

  • @yattsumeace9057
    @yattsumeace9057 8 місяців тому +5

    I love how this video mostly uses Blue Archive bgm. Keep up the good work my guy!
    Also looking forward to that BA video!

  • @chackz2128
    @chackz2128 8 місяців тому +8

    i thought i was listening things when i heard blue archive ost but it seems Max0r is a cultured sensei too

  • @vandalsavage2074
    @vandalsavage2074 8 місяців тому +9

    Your comedic stylings have earned you my attention. Well done.

  • @DaisiesTC
    @DaisiesTC 8 місяців тому +11

    The one second of the Nikke item shop music @0:47 lmfao

  • @alfernmaywillofficial
    @alfernmaywillofficial 8 місяців тому +4

    13:52 BTW, if some people didn't know this, you can avoid the situation when one of your party members is replaced with a shape-shifter. In the beginning of Act 3 you will meet a red-haired girl (I forgot her name). She lost her family. If you invite her to your camp and be nice to her, Orin will kidnap and replace the girl instead of your party member. There is a way to make sure that this method have worked: If you talk to the girl's cat, and it is scared, then the girl has been replaced by Orin.

  • @MrMetal-xe8lg
    @MrMetal-xe8lg 8 місяців тому +2

    It feels as if a hundred moons have passed since Max0r's last piece, and watching this one has taken a hundred more off of my life. I am truly grateful.

  • @rollinbacon2953
    @rollinbacon2953 8 місяців тому +7

    It’s even more cursed than I thought… I love this good holy shit maxor

  • @bananasmoussestachio9017
    @bananasmoussestachio9017 8 місяців тому +21

    10:34
    I see that you are fellow chocolate enjoyer.

    • @michodali5342
      @michodali5342 8 місяців тому +1

      The gehena effect on the average sensei

  • @ReloKai
    @ReloKai 8 місяців тому +25

    4:11 I fucking LOST IT!

  • @c0l0rslayer31
    @c0l0rslayer31 8 місяців тому +1

    I got sucked inside the wall by a giant brain inside the dark curse castle.
    I found myself in the meat pit with 2 velociraptors looking chickens.
    Afterwards I emerged inside some prison looking place, destroyed a random wall looking for an exist and several black gnomes came out talking about some kind of escape plan, speaking like they knew me and left on a boat.
    I have no idea what just happened.

  • @jacextreme6432
    @jacextreme6432 8 місяців тому +11

    10:07 YEEEEAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAXOR WAKAMO FAN LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @vinyl7764
    @vinyl7764 8 місяців тому +6

    If anyone is curious, the trad chinese text at 20:02 says, "I am being held hostage against my will" XD

  • @d.m85
    @d.m85 8 місяців тому +8

    12:25 I didn't think he'd make a jab at niji

  • @realkumiho
    @realkumiho 8 місяців тому +5

    I have heard the entire Blue Archive OST just by watching this one video

  • @gler3179
    @gler3179 8 місяців тому +2

    watched the entire thing, am now watching on x0.5 to truly appreciate the genius
    some of these captions tho. my man be paying wolves child support

  • @Weebfox
    @Weebfox 8 місяців тому +1

    The beauty in maxor videos is missing a bit, going back 10 seconds to see it and getting to relive literally like 7 different bits in that span of 10 seconds
    Incredible

  • @sirsponge9633
    @sirsponge9633 8 місяців тому +18

    Ngl prefer the old thumbnail but you do you
    Edit: Much better

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 8 місяців тому

      Be real funny if Max0r reverted back to the alt again.

  • @aroacegoblinyt
    @aroacegoblinyt 7 місяців тому +4

    2:28 Max0r has canonically watched Dr. Bees, and that's based.

  • @Earthbound524
    @Earthbound524 8 місяців тому +8

    With how much Blue Archive music is being played in the background of this video I'm just waiting for Maxors video about the game then.
    BTW one of the best gacha games you havent played yet.

    • @mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799
      @mrs.shootingstar-garcia4799 8 місяців тому +2

      They win the best storytelling awards
      Which pisses most of the other Gacha Games like Nikke and FGO as of now

  • @Pray4YouShorts
    @Pray4YouShorts 4 місяці тому +1

    I've watched the video when it first dropped, watched it again nou that I am almost done with my first playthrough and I am here to say that this, somehow, literally spoiled nothing for me.
    I do realise, tho, that I missed a few pieces of content through basically bad dice rolls (like the jurasic park experience) but I think you could only ever recognize this if you;ve already played the game so props to Max0r for somehow making a 20 minutes long video without saying anything about the game.

  • @armbars772
    @armbars772 21 день тому +2

    I'm getting ADHD from watching this. Didn't know it was contagious.

  • @Tapps9977
    @Tapps9977 8 місяців тому +6

    6:44 can confirm wizards are a common occurrence here

    • @Afro_Microwave
      @Afro_Microwave 2 місяці тому

      Same on the exact same street too 💀💀💀💀

  • @jimraynor9839
    @jimraynor9839 8 місяців тому +3

    i keep hearing banger music in these videos, like xenoblade 2 area musics, xenoblade x area musics, Nikke: Goddess of Victory tracks, Arknights music, and more. Max0r is smoking some great background track pack

  • @velconx15
    @velconx15 8 місяців тому +10

    Thank you for bring the old thumbnail back! I miss Astarion...

  • @xJB1032x
    @xJB1032x 8 місяців тому +1

    Locking you, your companions, and any freed prisoners in the Iron Throne from a Wild Magic Surge proc is too perfect, Larian knew what they were doing. xD