Baldur's Gate 3 But It's Just Memes Part 2
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Just a fella finally getting with Astarion
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Outro Song: The End of Times - Jorge Aguilar
• The End of Times
#LoneWolfie #baldursgate3 #dnd
"Be careful, there are traps about" He says as he cluelessly walks into all of the traps in the room
@@WhiteFeatherrand it yeets him into the wall as well 😂
i cant resist "yeah its me" every time someone points out traps- im not even- like yeah im trans but not that direction lmao
I love how it seems that romancing Astarion makes everyone into a giggly mess
I love the image of your companion two feet away from your bedroll just silently watching Astarion drain you dry
a real friend would not interrupt
Love how you both had the same reaction to seeing a bear climb a ladder.
"That's so dumb."
Wait till he finds out he can sit on chairs.
It's unbearable. :P
Bears can climb ladders in real life, so I don't understand why it's dumb...?
@@Raikos100 I want to see their reaction for the wolf getting DOWN ladders, because that's really dumb
Yea musta never seen bear footage, those things can climb ladders faster then a human
"Such a bottom. I swear everyone who plays Baldurs Gate is like Yes handsome vampire man, take my lifeblood." Lmfao!! So true
You saying "~Im a widdle but shy~" was so cute lol
They made Dragonborns so hot in this game
And well... I found one mod that makes them a little bit hotter, while checking for new mods (I check everyday, as I look for update for race mod that will add all the races from 5e)
Really? can you say the name of that mod please?
@@unixerse297 "Fantastical Multiverse" and "Muscular Male Dragonborn"
@@DragonfoxShadow much thanks
Jebus I didn't the characters in game would get THAT horni
You can have sex 3 minutes into the game.
Oh my god, I thought romancing Astarion was funny but watching someone doing it is even more entertaining xD
It's delightful to watch 😂 You guys have great energy together. Captions "human noises" killed me 🤣
Btw I always thought tieflings are hot, but dragonborns in thie game are something else
Being called a bottom by your posh British friends has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard
“Gods youre such a bottom”
It’s so perfect
The two of you playing together have amazing energy haha
And now, you'll forever be stuck with Earnest Questing
"youre such a bottom" dear that implies astarion is a top
"At least you woke up this time" BAHAHAHAHAHA
I laughed so hard luv the vid
"'Maybe I was too hasty and was a dumb, dumb.' 'It happens to the best of us.'" As a hasty dumb, dumb, I appreciated hearing that too! Lol
Hold person / monster, the spell that when the AI casts it has 100% chance, when you try to cast it 30% chance. Larian really shafted every spell that isnt just 'nuke nuke nuke nuke'.
To be fair, those spells trivialise the game BIG time so it's kinda needed
@@wisp3936 So does simply blasting everything with fireball though.
If you ever played the Neverwinter Nights 1 & 2 or Dungeons and Dragons Online, you would know that all the spells can work. In those games, necromancy, illusion, enchantment and conjurations schools were all just as viable as evocation. In BG3 only evocation and a few non evocation damage spells are viable, aside from a few utility spells which are just 'extra fun' options added on top.
@@PorterB I getcha, but I quite literally used "Hold Monster" on what I believe to be the hardest fight in the game and proceeded to crit him to death with no way for him to actually fight back. Slinging fireballs can only work for as long as you still have spell slots. "Hold" is a 10 round concentration spell that single handily takes the most dangerous enemy off the field as long as your character can get through their concentration saving throws. So while yeah, you're right, throwing high damage spells is indeed very strong, the hold spells have this one specific catch that as I said, can trivialise a lot of the harder fights
@@PorterBnah man your rolls just suck. I dodged plenty of cc due to high saves, while my cc have avarage of 60-70%.
as a Mage illusionist i disagree , @@PorterB
The dragon character is super hot 🔥🥵
"I'm a wittle bit shy..."
-Lone, August 18 2023
OMFG PLEASEEEEEEEEE the achievement sound as Astarion is drinking you lolllll
I can't take Asterion seriously because he really resembles the Dutch cabaretier Swen Ratske (Who went to me bloody highschool back in the day)
The way he talks atleast* a knock of Ratzke is a knock of Australian if you will
I noticed you named your dragonborn Cynder. Do you know about The Legend of Spyro, by any chance?
9:23
That trap hallway in the Risen Road.
Pain
love ur style man, reminds me of pongsifu
im on the floooor the way everybody simps on astarion is not okey lmaooo
I watched this 3 times already :'D ...additionally to doing the same shit in my game xD
Love these vids
I came here for the memes. I have been lied to.
lmao this is so funny, i loved it
Love it. Also have to mention my channel also has a playthrough with a Brit and a cackling American as well.
please tell me youre doing more of these! Im Wheezing xD
need a good solid co-op partner(s)
I staked him.
Never played BG3 (no money for game and i don;t even know if pc could run it)
but that owlcub was fucking CUTE.
Also nice double pet scratch.
Astarion trying to bite you:
"YES!"
"OH YOU'RE F****NG ASTARION?!"
HAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAA that was so chaotic!🤣
Astarion: “Hey, sex?”
LoneWolfie: “YES, MY KING!”
"You're such a bottom" well I don't think there's any dialogue options in this game to be a top soooooooo
you can make astarion say "please"
Also if you choose a large build character and go for astarion scene i think you can choose who gets picked up
@@unixerse297Nah you pick him up. I couldn't choose.
@@germanchocolatechip he picked me up, but i chose a small female build. So i guess it depends on the choices you make.
you can top minthara if you throw a nat20 before her scene
Astarion has me in a fucking chokehold and I'm not complaining.
and the chokehold hapens to be not one done by a hand but by a mouth and some nice fangs
@@Eye-Of-The-Beholder oh absolutely. Am I complaining? Nope definitely not.
same i'd kick a child just to see him smile
ASTARION IS SO BASIC, WHATS THE HYPE ABOUT??
same of course i'm romancing him on first first playthrough like not even looking at the others bye
Ah yes, the difficulty level above Tactician: "Romancing Astarion" so every long rest you lose hp instead of recovering it 😂
Honestly, considering healing magic exists, what's the deal? Technically you could let him feed and just chug some healing potions you find along the way.
And if you don't let Astarion feed till you're empty but tell him stop at the first prompt the game gives you, you wake up fine HP-wise, just with "Bloodless" status effect which means a -1 penalty to rolls for that day and it goes away after the next long rest, while Astarion gets a +1 "Happy" effect. (I think I've even seen a +2 Happy in some footage??) And Astarion doesn't feed on you every night. (shrug)
@@TF2CrunchyFrog I do like that letting him feed on you is only there as a fanservice thing- and for getting higher approval from him I imagine, since he can get the same +1 happy without gnawing on you. Of course I let him have a go every so often anyways since romancing him as a good guy isn't hard, but.. he's not a great person haha
I'm fr pressed seeing how far in romance they got with Astarion at this point, I'm at act 2 and he barely likes me despite my desperate attempts lmao
@@Baer99Z oh man, I also romanced him when he liked me the least out of everyone- if it helps, demanding payment for things (like saving people), or just being sarcastic every now again when given the chance _should_ help if you aren't doing that already. And of course throwing others under the bus for fun. Selfish chaotic stuff
@@doukzu Thanks for the tips!
And yea I'm trying to have a sort of chaotic neutral character but so often I end up choosing nicer dialogues just cause killing people = less side quests (I love side quests).
I've decided I'm just gonna repeatedly give him my blood and hope that helps his opinion of me lol
If it requires to die a little to get a vampire boyfriend, I think it worth it.
I mean, you don't have to. If you use he first Persuasion to tell Astarion to stop, he will immediately stop and still be happy and thank you and also be pretty cute with those big puppy-dog eyes of his. If you let him feed until the second prompt and then tell him to stop, he will stop and also thank you, but be a bit more sassy and confident. If you fail or let him feed until you're dead, you'll still be miraculously alive next day, so either Astarion used a Revivify scroll on your offscreen or Withers intervened.
The venn diagram of "Enjoys RPGs" and "Bottom that wants to get fucking murdered" grows closer to a circle by the day
I just have a type, okay?
Which happens to be angsty cute guys preferably with white hair and a liking of violence.
@@LadyLucyla You wouldn't happen to know a particular Percival De Rolo, would you? I feel like he fits that theme pretty well.
@@elliotphillips7636 OH MY GOD I DO fuuuuuck you're so right, damn that guy's a snack.
Damn, i have problems.
@@elliotphillips7636LISTEN I MAY HAVE A TYPE -
this may as well be THE funniest fucking thing I've read this year, thank you lmaooo
We can all agree on certain things.
1. Steal Bae'zel's drip.
2. Surrender blood to Astarion.
3. Put the pretty pirate hat on a goofy lizard.
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one to have the delightfully awkward experience of romancing Astarion in front of friends who *just* joined the campaign.
"Be careful, there are traps about" *proceeds to get whole party murdered*.
I have never seen a more DND thing ever in my life
I enjoy how chaotic this is
I just like how Lone seems more joyous about the lil Owlbear cub than banging with Asterion
He has his priorities straight, and I say that as a huge Astarion simp.
@@Ellisepha right?? Theres tons of hot single men walking around faerun anyway, but how many cute baby orphaned owlbears do you see?? Baby owlbear > astarion. Frankly, even astarion prefers the owlbear to himself ngl xD
Breaking his own concentration with self-inflicted damage is the most Baldur's Gate thing I've seen yet
I don't know if it's too late to say this but KEEP THE OWLBEAR WELL FED
Can you elaborate because i'm now scared of what ether they will do or what will happen to them
@@docwithaglock7404 I assume Scratch changes his name to Snack, but that's just me speculating
you can’t feed the owlbear
@@sechmet987OH NO
@@nrthmnwnd There is at least one owlbear cub feeding scene.
Astarion instantly confessing his love to you after literally inhaling your entire blood supply was the part that got me. I have tears.
9:09 “Used to. Mother ate him.”
OH MY GODS--
Felt bad for killing his Mum until that
“I’m a wittle shy” well yeah I would be too if I was about to play rpg sexy times with my home boy watching 😂😂
*astarion drinking you dry*
*dead*
"Oh no somethings happened here~!"
YOU HAPPENED YOU LIL SH*T
"At least you woke up this time" XD
I fucking love watching people's reactions to Astarion in general, hes so extra and makes me giggle. So to hear a grown man acting the same brings me joy.
Astarion is 100% relatable and I approve your choices regarding him >.
As a mortal, I unfortunately cannot relate.
Loved the karlach save with the scratch jumping, had me laughing for five minutes
I’m glad we can all agree that Astarion’s the best
I subscribed for the unrelenting bottom energy
Finally say gex gameplay
This is so much better than huge channels, y’all are so chaotic!
oh damn this game's pretty horny.
Yes but only if you want it to be.
"Be careful, there are traps about" proceeds to trigger every trap in the area
Oh yes the awesome coop experience
THIRD WHEELING THE WHOLE THING LMAO
I laughed so much
Btw, cub SPOILERS:
If you manage to get owlbear cub, in the final battle in Baldurs Gate, he'll join you as "armored grown owlbear", he'll be about half the size of his mother but still twise as big as you are.
I bet that mace would be good on a barb for trying to keep rage active. It also grants resistance to necrotic damage so you're likely taking less than the enemy does.
I'm trying to think if there are other circumstances it where it would be beneficial.
I love how everyone (including myself) hates Astarion's guts, but also weak to his vampiric charms. I just love it when he opens up to us little by little, but he's such a little shit. I love him
I love playing Astarion Dating Simulator 🥰
1:13 the absolute joy and exiliration and excitement in the two men's voices
1:38 I must object. I am bottom for Gale exclusively 😩
I prefer the wizard as well
I like Astarion as well, but Gale is supreme. They made that man hawt.
Been enjoying your content so dar keep up the great work and hope you having a chill weekend my guy
I hope you make more, these videos are an absolute delight
"You're such a bottom" Oh, honey we all are here.
Are yall LGBT or something ❤❤
Your friend calling you out on astarion loving time is why I’m here this is peak
I laughed my lungs out😂 That was hilarious
3:35 You never killed Minthara? Honestly, her lightweight drow leather armour in black and gold is one of the best armours for Astarion (and he looks great in it, too) you can get him in Act 1 and even in Act 2 it's still good armour. In Act 2 at Moonrise Towers you can get a Mithril half-plate armour from a trader which counts only as medium instead of heavy armour and has special bonuses perfect for Rogues: it allows full DEX bonus and grants a skill bonus to stealth. But to be able to use it you have to take the Medium Armour Proficiency feat (which also grants a +1 to DEX, worthwhile), or multiclass into Fighter.
"Who's gonna top? Who's gonna top?" "Look like you" and it immediately cuts to Astarion on top w his 🐔 out 😭😭😭
No one can escape the sexy hot Vampire curse😂😂😂
First of all: My friends reacted the same way when I was simping for the vampire
Second: Why do you have so many sex opportunities with him? He asked me twice
Nice thumbnail
For real.
2:53 Wait, Astarion proposes to sleep with you even before the tiefling party in camp at the end of the tiefling/druids/goblins Act 1 storyline?? Or was that because you never killed the three goblin camp leaders to prevent the raid on the Grove? Damn, I tried romancing him during the late Ea, but because I never managed to get above Neutral approval with him due to there being so many instances in early Act 1 where he disapproves if the player is too goody-two-shoes and I didnt have time to do stuff he'd approve of, like giving him the necromancy tome (which first needs the damn gem which is in the deadly phase-spider cave) or meeting the Gur hunters to protect him from it, merely letting him feed didn't suffice and at the tiefling camp party he rejected me and gave me the cold shoulder... damn.
Having high enough approval got him triggering this scene with me after fighting the gur at like lvl4, but ive had it earlier than that too. I think its solely approval based
i let him drink my blood but he said he would stop but killed me, so i reloaded and killed him lol, RIP Astarion
Male dragonborns are quite….”nice” looking in this game ;)
Now, when I say I demand more... I mean it in the nicest way possible.. :>
"I'd better find something I can actually sink my teeth into"
"Well I'm right here~"
Omg😭
THE ENDING
I’m having so much fun with this game and it’s funny watching this and hearing all the joking 😂 makes me with I had someone to coop with lol 😂
7:36
I'm a child, this is making me laugh more than it should.
You r so funny! Waiting for pt3
Would Astarion struggle with piercing a dragon borns skin?
"You're such a bottom" amazing
this is fucking hilarious
do u have full VODs somewhere
I've not seen this game before. Can you play more please?
I'm so glad i found your channel omg lol I love you guys 😭
This game finally gave me an excuse to be a dick to everyone I meet, because Astarion likes it.
bro how did you get him to flirt with you im on my 3rd play through and he just keeps acting like friends lol
Be mean to people, it turns him on.
i’ve been giggling but oh no not me only just realizing baulders gate 3 is just a game like Divinity 2 😭 I think I need this game now???
WOLFIE MANN I'M GONNA SHOOT MY EYES OUT- UA-cam HASN'T BEEN NOTIFYING ME WHEN YOU UPLOAD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON BREAK I MISSED YOUR SILLY TOMFOOLERY😭😭😭YOU'RE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE UA-camRS
All i know now is a hope i get a guy that gets that excited over the owlbear cub calling camp home.
I love how everyone can collectively agree Astarion is just our daddy now.
Co-op= Third wheel