I mean, you don't have to. If you use he first Persuasion to tell Astarion to stop, he will immediately stop and still be happy and thank you and also be pretty cute with those big puppy-dog eyes of his. If you let him feed until the second prompt and then tell him to stop, he will stop and also thank you, but be a bit more sassy and confident. If you fail or let him feed until you're dead, you'll still be miraculously alive next day, so either Astarion used a Revivify scroll on your offscreen or Withers intervened.
Honestly, considering healing magic exists, what's the deal? Technically you could let him feed and just chug some healing potions you find along the way. And if you don't let Astarion feed till you're empty but tell him stop at the first prompt the game gives you, you wake up fine HP-wise, just with "Bloodless" status effect which means a -1 penalty to rolls for that day and it goes away after the next long rest, while Astarion gets a +1 "Happy" effect. (I think I've even seen a +2 Happy in some footage??) And Astarion doesn't feed on you every night. (shrug)
@@TF2CrunchyFrog I do like that letting him feed on you is only there as a fanservice thing- and for getting higher approval from him I imagine, since he can get the same +1 happy without gnawing on you. Of course I let him have a go every so often anyways since romancing him as a good guy isn't hard, but.. he's not a great person haha
@@Baer99Z oh man, I also romanced him when he liked me the least out of everyone- if it helps, demanding payment for things (like saving people), or just being sarcastic every now again when given the chance _should_ help if you aren't doing that already. And of course throwing others under the bus for fun. Selfish chaotic stuff
@@doukzu Thanks for the tips! And yea I'm trying to have a sort of chaotic neutral character but so often I end up choosing nicer dialogues just cause killing people = less side quests (I love side quests). I've decided I'm just gonna repeatedly give him my blood and hope that helps his opinion of me lol
We can all agree on certain things. 1. Steal Bae'zel's drip. 2. Surrender blood to Astarion. 3. Put the pretty pirate hat on a goofy lizard. Also I'm glad I'm not the only one to have the delightfully awkward experience of romancing Astarion in front of friends who *just* joined the campaign.
@@Ellisepha right?? Theres tons of hot single men walking around faerun anyway, but how many cute baby orphaned owlbears do you see?? Baby owlbear > astarion. Frankly, even astarion prefers the owlbear to himself ngl xD
I fucking love watching people's reactions to Astarion in general, hes so extra and makes me giggle. So to hear a grown man acting the same brings me joy.
They made Dragonborns so hot in this game And well... I found one mod that makes them a little bit hotter, while checking for new mods (I check everyday, as I look for update for race mod that will add all the races from 5e)
I love how everyone (including myself) hates Astarion's guts, but also weak to his vampiric charms. I just love it when he opens up to us little by little, but he's such a little shit. I love him
Btw, cub SPOILERS: If you manage to get owlbear cub, in the final battle in Baldurs Gate, he'll join you as "armored grown owlbear", he'll be about half the size of his mother but still twise as big as you are.
It's delightful to watch 😂 You guys have great energy together. Captions "human noises" killed me 🤣 Btw I always thought tieflings are hot, but dragonborns in thie game are something else
I bet that mace would be good on a barb for trying to keep rage active. It also grants resistance to necrotic damage so you're likely taking less than the enemy does. I'm trying to think if there are other circumstances it where it would be beneficial.
I thoroughly enjoyed this highlight reel that was on my recommendation page. Thank you, LoneWolfie! I love seeing two supportive players amplifying the game experience XD ♥
2:53 Wait, Astarion proposes to sleep with you even before the tiefling party in camp at the end of the tiefling/druids/goblins Act 1 storyline?? Or was that because you never killed the three goblin camp leaders to prevent the raid on the Grove? Damn, I tried romancing him during the late Ea, but because I never managed to get above Neutral approval with him due to there being so many instances in early Act 1 where he disapproves if the player is too goody-two-shoes and I didnt have time to do stuff he'd approve of, like giving him the necromancy tome (which first needs the damn gem which is in the deadly phase-spider cave) or meeting the Gur hunters to protect him from it, merely letting him feed didn't suffice and at the tiefling camp party he rejected me and gave me the cold shoulder... damn.
Having high enough approval got him triggering this scene with me after fighting the gur at like lvl4, but ive had it earlier than that too. I think its solely approval based
First time here and you and your friend are hilarious and I love your voices ;) You actually make me kinda want to play this game. I have it but I never actually played it past character creation.
3:35 You never killed Minthara? Honestly, her lightweight drow leather armour in black and gold is one of the best armours for Astarion (and he looks great in it, too) you can get him in Act 1 and even in Act 2 it's still good armour. In Act 2 at Moonrise Towers you can get a Mithril half-plate armour from a trader which counts only as medium instead of heavy armour and has special bonuses perfect for Rogues: it allows full DEX bonus and grants a skill bonus to stealth. But to be able to use it you have to take the Medium Armour Proficiency feat (which also grants a +1 to DEX, worthwhile), or multiclass into Fighter.
"Be careful, there are traps about" He says as he cluelessly walks into all of the traps in the room
@@Bubblex2and it yeets him into the wall as well 😂
i cant resist "yeah its me" every time someone points out traps- im not even- like yeah im trans but not that direction lmao
Love how you both had the same reaction to seeing a bear climb a ladder.
"That's so dumb."
Wait till he finds out he can sit on chairs.
It's unbearable. :P
Bears can climb ladders in real life, so I don't understand why it's dumb...?
@@Raikos100 I want to see their reaction for the wolf getting DOWN ladders, because that's really dumb
Yea musta never seen bear footage, those things can climb ladders faster then a human
Astarion: “Hey, sex?”
LoneWolfie: “YES, MY KING!”
The venn diagram of "Enjoys RPGs" and "Bottom that wants to get fucking murdered" grows closer to a circle by the day
I just have a type, okay?
Which happens to be angsty cute guys preferably with white hair and a liking of violence.
@@LadyLucyla You wouldn't happen to know a particular Percival De Rolo, would you? I feel like he fits that theme pretty well.
@@elliotphillips7636 OH MY GOD I DO fuuuuuck you're so right, damn that guy's a snack.
Damn, i have problems.
@@elliotphillips7636LISTEN I MAY HAVE A TYPE -
this may as well be THE funniest fucking thing I've read this year, thank you lmaooo
I love how it seems that romancing Astarion makes everyone into a giggly mess
"You're such a bottom" well I don't think there's any dialogue options in this game to be a top soooooooo
you can make astarion say "please"
Also if you choose a large build character and go for astarion scene i think you can choose who gets picked up
@@unixerse297Nah you pick him up. I couldn't choose.
@@germanchocolatechip he picked me up, but i chose a small female build. So i guess it depends on the choices you make.
you can top minthara if you throw a nat20 before her scene
Astarion has me in a fucking chokehold and I'm not complaining.
and the chokehold hapens to be not one done by a hand but by a mouth and some nice fangs
@@Eye-Of-The-Beholder oh absolutely. Am I complaining? Nope definitely not.
same i'd kick a child just to see him smile
ASTARION IS SO BASIC, WHATS THE HYPE ABOUT??
same of course i'm romancing him on first first playthrough like not even looking at the others bye
Astarion trying to bite you:
"YES!"
"OH YOU'RE F****NG ASTARION?!"
HAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAA that was so chaotic!🤣
If it requires to die a little to get a vampire boyfriend, I think it worth it.
I mean, you don't have to. If you use he first Persuasion to tell Astarion to stop, he will immediately stop and still be happy and thank you and also be pretty cute with those big puppy-dog eyes of his. If you let him feed until the second prompt and then tell him to stop, he will stop and also thank you, but be a bit more sassy and confident. If you fail or let him feed until you're dead, you'll still be miraculously alive next day, so either Astarion used a Revivify scroll on your offscreen or Withers intervened.
Ah yes, the difficulty level above Tactician: "Romancing Astarion" so every long rest you lose hp instead of recovering it 😂
Honestly, considering healing magic exists, what's the deal? Technically you could let him feed and just chug some healing potions you find along the way.
And if you don't let Astarion feed till you're empty but tell him stop at the first prompt the game gives you, you wake up fine HP-wise, just with "Bloodless" status effect which means a -1 penalty to rolls for that day and it goes away after the next long rest, while Astarion gets a +1 "Happy" effect. (I think I've even seen a +2 Happy in some footage??) And Astarion doesn't feed on you every night. (shrug)
@@TF2CrunchyFrog I do like that letting him feed on you is only there as a fanservice thing- and for getting higher approval from him I imagine, since he can get the same +1 happy without gnawing on you. Of course I let him have a go every so often anyways since romancing him as a good guy isn't hard, but.. he's not a great person haha
I'm fr pressed seeing how far in romance they got with Astarion at this point, I'm at act 2 and he barely likes me despite my desperate attempts lmao
@@Baer99Z oh man, I also romanced him when he liked me the least out of everyone- if it helps, demanding payment for things (like saving people), or just being sarcastic every now again when given the chance _should_ help if you aren't doing that already. And of course throwing others under the bus for fun. Selfish chaotic stuff
@@doukzu Thanks for the tips!
And yea I'm trying to have a sort of chaotic neutral character but so often I end up choosing nicer dialogues just cause killing people = less side quests (I love side quests).
I've decided I'm just gonna repeatedly give him my blood and hope that helps his opinion of me lol
I love the image of your companion two feet away from your bedroll just silently watching Astarion drain you dry
a real friend would not interrupt
We can all agree on certain things.
1. Steal Bae'zel's drip.
2. Surrender blood to Astarion.
3. Put the pretty pirate hat on a goofy lizard.
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one to have the delightfully awkward experience of romancing Astarion in front of friends who *just* joined the campaign.
"Be careful, there are traps about" *proceeds to get whole party murdered*.
I have never seen a more DND thing ever in my life
I enjoy how chaotic this is
I just like how Lone seems more joyous about the lil Owlbear cub than banging with Asterion
He has his priorities straight, and I say that as a huge Astarion simp.
@@Ellisepha right?? Theres tons of hot single men walking around faerun anyway, but how many cute baby orphaned owlbears do you see?? Baby owlbear > astarion. Frankly, even astarion prefers the owlbear to himself ngl xD
Breaking his own concentration with self-inflicted damage is the most Baldur's Gate thing I've seen yet
Astarion instantly confessing his love to you after literally inhaling your entire blood supply was the part that got me. I have tears.
9:09 “Used to. Mother ate him.”
OH MY GODS--
Felt bad for killing his Mum until that
"Such a bottom. I swear everyone who plays Baldurs Gate is like Yes handsome vampire man, take my lifeblood." Lmfao!! So true
*astarion drinking you dry*
*dead*
"Oh no somethings happened here~!"
YOU HAPPENED YOU LIL SH*T
“I’m a wittle shy” well yeah I would be too if I was about to play rpg sexy times with my home boy watching 😂😂
I don't know if it's too late to say this but KEEP THE OWLBEAR WELL FED
Can you elaborate because i'm now scared of what ether they will do or what will happen to them
@@docwithaglock7404 I assume Scratch changes his name to Snack, but that's just me speculating
you can’t feed the owlbear
@@sechmet987OH NO
@@nrthmnwnd There is at least one owlbear cub feeding scene.
"At least you woke up this time" XD
I fucking love watching people's reactions to Astarion in general, hes so extra and makes me giggle. So to hear a grown man acting the same brings me joy.
Loved the karlach save with the scratch jumping, had me laughing for five minutes
I’m glad we can all agree that Astarion’s the best
Astarion is 100% relatable and I approve your choices regarding him >.
As a mortal, I unfortunately cannot relate.
"Be careful, there are traps about" proceeds to trigger every trap in the area
Being called a bottom by your posh British friends has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard
“Gods youre such a bottom”
It’s so perfect
This is so much better than huge channels, y’all are so chaotic!
You saying "~Im a widdle but shy~" was so cute lol
They made Dragonborns so hot in this game
And well... I found one mod that makes them a little bit hotter, while checking for new mods (I check everyday, as I look for update for race mod that will add all the races from 5e)
Really? can you say the name of that mod please?
@@unixerse297 "Fantastical Multiverse" and "Muscular Male Dragonborn"
@@DragonfoxShadow much thanks
Oh yes the awesome coop experience
THIRD WHEELING THE WHOLE THING LMAO
I laughed so much
1:13 the absolute joy and exiliration and excitement in the two men's voices
Finally say gex gameplay
I love how everyone (including myself) hates Astarion's guts, but also weak to his vampiric charms. I just love it when he opens up to us little by little, but he's such a little shit. I love him
Jebus I didn't the characters in game would get THAT horni
You can have sex 3 minutes into the game.
"Who's gonna top? Who's gonna top?" "Look like you" and it immediately cuts to Astarion on top w his 🐔 out 😭😭😭
Btw, cub SPOILERS:
If you manage to get owlbear cub, in the final battle in Baldurs Gate, he'll join you as "armored grown owlbear", he'll be about half the size of his mother but still twise as big as you are.
Your friend calling you out on astarion loving time is why I’m here this is peak
I hope you make more, these videos are an absolute delight
Oh my god, I thought romancing Astarion was funny but watching someone doing it is even more entertaining xD
It's delightful to watch 😂 You guys have great energy together. Captions "human noises" killed me 🤣
Btw I always thought tieflings are hot, but dragonborns in thie game are something else
"youre such a bottom" dear that implies astarion is a top
Been enjoying your content so dar keep up the great work and hope you having a chill weekend my guy
I subscribed for the unrelenting bottom energy
"You're such a bottom" Oh, honey we all are here.
I love playing Astarion Dating Simulator 🥰
I bet that mace would be good on a barb for trying to keep rage active. It also grants resistance to necrotic damage so you're likely taking less than the enemy does.
I'm trying to think if there are other circumstances it where it would be beneficial.
oh damn this game's pretty horny.
Yes but only if you want it to be.
I'm so glad i found your channel omg lol I love you guys 😭
Out of all the content I've seen, THIS video is that one that has tipped the scales and convinced me to play this game lol
this video is absolutely HILARIOUS and was super entertaining to watch! i need to watch your other parts as well
I thoroughly enjoyed this highlight reel that was on my recommendation page. Thank you, LoneWolfie! I love seeing two supportive players amplifying the game experience XD ♥
7:36
I'm a child, this is making me laugh more than it should.
"I'd better find something I can actually sink my teeth into"
"Well I'm right here~"
Omg😭
Holy shit I already enjoyed the video and then you hit me with the nostalgia that is "The End of Times" and I nearly fell out of my chair
I'd love to see a whole playthrough of this, your videos give me life
7:36 i actually just died
gosh, I love these videos so much, hahaha. your laughter is so infectious!!
The two of you playing together have amazing energy haha
No one can escape the sexy hot Vampire curse😂😂😂
I love how everyone can collectively agree Astarion is just our daddy now.
You r so funny! Waiting for pt3
1:38 I must object. I am bottom for Gale exclusively 😩
I prefer the wizard as well
I like Astarion as well, but Gale is supreme. They made that man hawt.
"Yes handsome wizard man, take my magic items"
This made me laugh the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Thank you.
I laughed my lungs out😂 That was hilarious
"At least you woke up this time" BAHAHAHAHAHA
2:53 Wait, Astarion proposes to sleep with you even before the tiefling party in camp at the end of the tiefling/druids/goblins Act 1 storyline?? Or was that because you never killed the three goblin camp leaders to prevent the raid on the Grove? Damn, I tried romancing him during the late Ea, but because I never managed to get above Neutral approval with him due to there being so many instances in early Act 1 where he disapproves if the player is too goody-two-shoes and I didnt have time to do stuff he'd approve of, like giving him the necromancy tome (which first needs the damn gem which is in the deadly phase-spider cave) or meeting the Gur hunters to protect him from it, merely letting him feed didn't suffice and at the tiefling camp party he rejected me and gave me the cold shoulder... damn.
Having high enough approval got him triggering this scene with me after fighting the gur at like lvl4, but ive had it earlier than that too. I think its solely approval based
good funny moments, my dude. I'm so excited to play this lol
All i know now is a hope i get a guy that gets that excited over the owlbear cub calling camp home.
This is exactly the shit that goes through my brain when i play this. Both sides of the argument. Love this banter :D
THE ENDING
First time here and you and your friend are hilarious and I love your voices ;) You actually make me kinda want to play this game. I have it but I never actually played it past character creation.
this channel is an underrated gem if Ive ever seen one. Good stuff mate! :]]
I laughed so hard luv the vid
3:35 You never killed Minthara? Honestly, her lightweight drow leather armour in black and gold is one of the best armours for Astarion (and he looks great in it, too) you can get him in Act 1 and even in Act 2 it's still good armour. In Act 2 at Moonrise Towers you can get a Mithril half-plate armour from a trader which counts only as medium instead of heavy armour and has special bonuses perfect for Rogues: it allows full DEX bonus and grants a skill bonus to stealth. But to be able to use it you have to take the Medium Armour Proficiency feat (which also grants a +1 to DEX, worthwhile), or multiclass into Fighter.
"You're such a bottom" amazing
This game finally gave me an excuse to be a dick to everyone I meet, because Astarion likes it.
@7:37 that fucking got me I hate to admit it 😂
And now, you'll forever be stuck with Earnest Questing
Nice video as always👍
Good vid. Funny, and relatively spoiler free, good stuff :)
😂i didn’t expect THIS to happen when you joined 😂 this one got me 😂
Now, when I say I demand more... I mean it in the nicest way possible.. :>
When you said “I’m a wittle bit shy 🙈 “ I felt that
i let him drink my blood but he said he would stop but killed me, so i reloaded and killed him lol, RIP Astarion
astarion tries to act aloof but he loves the pets in the game
Im glad we had the same reaction when astarion jumped the owlbear cub at camp. I was yelling bro
Your BG3 is making me die XDDD
The editing is killing me XDD
Keep up the good work
I’m having so much fun with this game and it’s funny watching this and hearing all the joking 😂 makes me with I had someone to coop with lol 😂
"I'm a wittle bit shy..."
-Lone, August 18 2023
OMFG PLEASEEEEEEEEE the achievement sound as Astarion is drinking you lolllll
This was honestly hilarious
"be careful here are traps"
"run in all traps" xD
Astarion: “Be wary, there are traps about.”
Behind Astarion: *Utter fucking mayhem*
"you have a brother?"
"used to, mother ate him"
i'm fucking dyING
I watched this 3 times already :'D ...additionally to doing the same shit in my game xD
Love these vids
Co-op= Third wheel
ngl i nearly shat myself watching this u two funneh asf