@@fizzo53264EVER He's right tho, you can literally see the MCU Ironman in Batman. Basically Batman doing his best impression of Ironman. Its not 100% Ironman but you can see that everyone in Whedon's version bleeding out the MCU's Avengers when they are on screen.
That^s right. Iron Man is possibly the most ironic and sarcastic character of the MCU. You can't make the same jokes and hope it works with Batman. Batman's always been brutal and realistic unless he is Bruce Wayne around people. But he is with Diana or other heroes in here, he doesn't have to act billionaire playboy and make jokes even though he is without the mask. It is just unnecessary.
he did but honestly i don't put the full blame on him because isn't that wb wanted him to do because they wanted to make it super light compared to bvs
Just like Sarah Connor dramatically saying "I'll be back" in the last Terminator. You can't just insert a line from a previous movie into the new one and expect it to make sense.
Imagine failing so hard at just finishing a movie that was almost entirely done that they had to spend $70 million and get back the original director just to fix your mess.
If that had been the brief you might have a point - however we now know that; Snyder had already cut the movie to two hours before Whedon began his rewrites, the studio wanted the film to be lighter in tone and suitable for a younger audience, Whedon was hired specifically to add humour to the movie, there was a severely limited timeframe, Whedon wasn't allowed to extend the movie beyond the 2 hr limit, nor was he allowed more time to actually film the extra material and he had a cast arguing with every decision.
@@strangelaw6384 Yes you do. If you're a massive comic book nerd of a director with the opportunity to work on the first ever Justice League movie, for a studio offerring you the chance to make a movie with another IP you're enthusiastic about and all you have to do is fix a production stuck in limbo to save the studio from canning the whole project, you absolutely take that job.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Unfortunately he didnt live up to expectation. What he gave was an abomination to the highest level. Cannot believe he thought his reshoots and cringe lines were better than what Snyder already had done. Regardless if the studion mandated him of cutting it short. What he did was not just edit, he attempted to stamp his name on the first JL film by reshoots of I dont know what you call it but I would borrow what Chris Terio, the writer of JL, said it is VANDALISM!!!
If I was one of the core actors having already filmed the Snyder scenes, I would have had a SERIOUS chat with Joss like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???". He basically turned every character into Tony Stark with the 1-liners.
It's exactly what i've been saying since 2017 lol Joss made Bruce turn into Tony Stark. He nerfed Batman, nerfed the Flash, and nerfed Aquaman. Aquaman in 2017 was scared to die, scared of Superman. Flash never done battle and was scared of bugs and tall people....like really??
Seeing as ZSJL would’ve been released before IW, I could see that. Hell, At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney, or at the very least joss, had his daughter whacked as a threat.
When Diane Lane said "He said you were the thirstiest reporter he ever met", both she and Amy look like "what the fuck is this line. Did you just say that".
Cyborg in Zack's Movie: All about control, not just over machines but himself. This is his father's legacy that he struggles with. Cyborg in Joss' Movie: Black sidekick go "Boo-yah!"
It's not even about it trying to be funny. The comedic theme doesn't fit, to begin with, but it is executed embarrassingly poorly just for some extra icing on the cake I'm not a massive fan of DC or any superhero shit really but this movie is actually terrible in every possible way. Snyders cut actually had characters instead of a fucking joke slot machine. You couldn't take anyone in this movie seriously if you tried. It is a shining example of how not to make a movie.
@@ironwolf1689 Yeah, it's not like the DC universe can't have jokes, it's just that the jokes have to be a bit more subtle and downplayed than Marvel's style of comedy, and that's something Whedon didn't know or care about. And considering we're talking about Whedon, I reckon it's the ladder.
@@dallasbagley because it's the most studied show ever (see Which Pop Culture Property Do Academics Study the Most? by Slate); the creator of The Wire even said that Buffy is better than The Wire. yeah dude, not everything you believe about pop culture is true, Buffy is the most underrated show ever
Well, I've seen better writing and better effects in the Arrowverse shows. This looks like a low budget show, Game of Thrones is a high budget show and the cgi there is a thousand times better. This feels like Supernatural level
They really did Batman dirty here, from the man who had the single greatest Batman fight sequence recorded in history with the warehouse fight and saying bad ass lines like "Your not brave, men are brave." Or "You where never a god, you were never even a man." Or "The world only makes sense, when you force it to." Then Whedon gave us snarky insecure Batman that gets beaten up by everyone and says "Something's definitely bleeding.' and "I don't not like you."... It was worse than the Bat nipples from the 90s
@@TimeBomb014X I defienly could see Batman from the animated series saying something like that. and conroys batman is way more comic accurate than afflecks so...
Worst continuity errors I think would be good. I don’t want to come after Danny Elfman. His Batman comment was unnecessary but Joss Whedon was really the one so far we know was a pretty shitty guy overall on this project. (Not including producers)
@@bettilopez4327 in all fairness the only part of Josstice League I enjoyed were the Flash’s scenes but I can’t get over how the main thing he does is run but he kept tripping I just can’t wait till Thursday to see a way better movie
I'm a big fan of Justice felt more like Clark the "not impressed" seemed a little too trying to be cool, Supes is a folksy dork and thats why we love him.
Cyborg and flash were terrible, vanilla characters in Josstice League. In the Snyder Cut they are my favorites. That "I'm not broken..." moment was hard.
Zack Snyder’s Cyborg: [Cyborg and Aquaman enter the Batcave for the first time. Cyborg looks up and sees Batman’s airplane] Cyborg: It wants to fly. Aquaman: You speak to machines? Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines, I speak to intelligence. 🙄🙄🙄
@@N1ght_walk Victor is a machine, so he understands how an artificial intelligence feels because it is part of him. I didn't see anything cringe in that dialogue. Cringe went to Batman to ask Aquaman if he "talked to fish", but from his naughty answers I already realized that you are a fan of Josstice. 🙄🙄🙄
@@MissMedeiros It’s bad dialogue. Maybe if he said…. Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines. I speak to intelligence. The IPhone 12 is telling me it wants dance. ….. then you’d understand that it’s bad dialogue.
Snyder's Flash: Make your own future, Make your own past. Whedon' Flash: God, I hope this is east. Snyder's Cyborg: I am not broken... And I am not alone. Whedon's Cyborg: My toes hurt
For realz. Also, what about that one scene in the Snyder Cut where the heroes are on the roof talking with Commissioner Gordon? [Cyborg, Batman and Wonder Woman leave rooftop] Flash: Oh. They just vanished. That’s rude. 🙄 Unfunny scene. Things are slow in the Flash’s perspective because of how fast he is, so he would’ve noticed they left. Seriously, who was that joke for? The audience? It made no sense. Terrible joke.
@@N1ght_walk That happened to be in both cuts, and while I agree the logistics of it make zero sense, I always thought it worked better than other jokes in the 2017 cut. Either way it works way better in the 2021 version
What arcs? Yeah Cyborg gets a bit more of a narrative - but the rest of the cast are there as characterless exposition machines delivering terrible dialogue. Whedon at least gives every character actual character and development.
Peter Parker tbh I think man of steel was a great movie. Shame ppl think otherwise. I literally cannot imagine how else a modern post-dark knight trilogy superman movie could’ve been done. Unless ppl wanted some more colorful and lighthearted then they should’ve looked elsewhere.
@@PeterParker-yo6gu I don't even see Man of Steel as dark imo. My reason on why i didn't liked it that much is because the 2nd half was too exhausting to watch it had too much action and unecessary destruction without moving the plot forward, the first half was so good tho because Supes was developed well.
@@PeterParker-yo6gu Not what I meant anyway, I'm just saying the action went too long for the plot to move forward and the overdestruction was nauseating. The only fight scenes I liked was Zod vs Supes going dragonball z and Supes vs Fiora.
0:48 that is the most "un-Batman" thing to say in such a carefree way, that entire conversation is like Diana is talking to someone who saw a picture of batman and thought "oh this looks like an edgy-sarcastic dude with a cheeky sense of humour"
After seeing Zack Snyders Justice League, not only did Whedon fuck up the movie beyond redemption, he also ended an entire universe, made it lose out on a billion dollars, cut out important character arcs and he cut out almost every actor of color
I was so glad to see Cyborg be the star of this version. His backstory and character arc was absolutely incredible. Whedon really screwed up cutting so much of Ray Fisher.
The Snyderverse was already on life support. It's no coincidence that WB brought in somebody with a vastly different vision for the franchise, and it wasn't just informed by their opinions, the box office for Man of Steel and BvS weren't great. They needed to change course, unfortunately they went the wrong way from being on a rocky trail to driving off a cliff.
@@stricklinr I understand and agree with this, although I would like to add that the Snyder Verse was only on it’s knees because of studio interference with the films. Now that we’ve seen Snyder’s Cut of JL, it’s easier to assume that BVS was going to be just as good and then the studio would not have felt the need to try and change direction 🤷🏾♀️
I..........................defended this movie. Now I feel like I was in a codependent relationship with it. Embarrassed and absoluaaetely adoring the Snyderverse. Just as I expected once I discovered it was a thing... Love you, fans. Thanks for making this a reality. 😍
The fact that Josh Whedon actually wrote a scene where the JUSTICE LEAGUE talks and has jokes while they let scientists die and still they don’t even intervene on PURPOSE!!! Cyborg accidentally shoots LOOOOOL.
Of course, Whedon is a Marvel man. Its obvious that he intentionally made the Justice League movie into something sucky. Its like having a fox guarding a hen house.
We live in a society where: - We don't live in a society - Nothing is definitely bleeding - Death isn't itchy - We don't ask the philosophical questions surrounding brunch - Not everybody knows that oranges fall out of crates during crimes on the streets in slow motion - Sound waves aren't a Parademon's weakness - Barry doesn't fall on top of Diana
Joss Whedon's vision with JL - Whedon to Batman : Okay, so you're super rich and have no powers so you're Tony. Whedon to Arthur : You have a trident, long hairs,godly powers and physic so you're Thor. Whedon to Flash : You're a noob who won't shut up so you're Peter. Whedon to WW : You fought in World War so you're Capt. America. Whedon to Superman : Everyone is scared of you. You become hostile at first and then join at the last minute. So you're Hulk. Now, let's make this movie shit by bombarding the lame ass jokes.
@@allend807 but then he did put that shitty pose scene where flowers grew instantly. In addition. 1. Bruce and Diana's disagreement (like Tony and Cap ,"Suit up!" one) 2. Lois lane instantly calming down Supes (Sun's getting low). Okay, I know this one was already in it but it was way less impactful in Josstice league. 3. Flash falling on WW ( just like when Banner fell on black widow's boobies). 3. Lame ass jokes "something is definitely bleeding" , "Ahh wanna die" , "Mah toes hurt" , "booyah". 4. Brunch scene in the end. (Shawarma scene) 5. And OMG that awful iphone intro scene with Superman.
Lame ass jokes is an understatement. Now I’m questioning my sanity for enjoying marvel. I feel like it’s progressively becoming terrible, though. I loved the first modern movies
Joss Whedon went through 3 tiers of comedy: Tier 1 being Avengers, where he perfectly blended comedy into the script. Tier 2 being Age Of Ultron which went a bit overboard with the humour at times but everything was still fine. Tier 3 being Justice League, where he turned the Justice League member's personalities into The Avengers, which really doesn't fit them.
@@civilwarfare101 At 0 point pre Endgame did the Hulk ‘crack jokes’ and Thor was definitely more stoic pre Ragnarok. Whedon’s a chud but your point is moot.
@@tutumazibuko2510 but the replies aren't wrong. his reputation is heavily stained after the torrent of accusations of toxic unprofessional behavior. between that and poor reaction to Avengers 2 and JL, his stock in hollywood has plummeted.
@TurboTime avengers 2 leads to endgame and all that stuff but the movie is garbage...bad writing , simply the worst CGI and editing ...Joss Whedon is a mess.
Now that somebody's pointed it out, yeah that's pretty dumb. And it's all to build up towards a shitty joke with Batman saying "Yeah something's definitely bleeding".
it's even worse in Whedon version: Superman doesn't remember who he is, but remembers fighting Batman, but doesn't remember fighting alongside with him afterwards, but thank God they kidnapped Lois Lane to bring her there, because Superman remembers her.
Even from a karmic standpoint it doesn't make sense. Clark spent more time fighting alongside Batman and WW, with Batman even saving his mom. Than Superman trying to reason with an enraged Batman. Where did this sheer animosity even came from?
The brunch line is just a copy of the shawarma line from tony in the avengers. The flash falling on Wonder Woman is just a copy of Bruce banner falling on Natasha in Age of Ultron. He was basically recycling scenes from the avengers
Exactly! Also watch Steppenwolf's first entrance and Loki's back to back, it's unreal how identical they are, down to how they drop in next to the CUBE super-McGuffins they both want.
Don't forget when Superman and Cyborg felt defeated/overwhelmed after all that fighting just like that scene with Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk and Thor in Avengers 1.
The argument between Bruce and Diana is just the shitty argument Cap America had with Iron Man. Such a pathetic and garbage take by Joss Whedon. A Horrible actor. When I try to watch his usual Avengers movie I barely can watch 10 minutes of that monstrosity
"Just gotta go the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light, you gotta break the rules barry and you gatta do it now!" -Flash "Stick to the plan, that's why I bought you together" -Batman "I'm not broken, and I'm not alone" -Cyborg
"I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life, looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of existence shall be mine."
@Prince Smith that would be the dream, i hope we can restore the snyderverse as we did the snydercut so that he can complete his five movie arc. MoS and BvS and my favourite movies.
@Prince Smith i think it's a very misunderstood scene. It is a serious movie and a serious scene. If one look at the context of that scene, it works very well imo. But unfortunately people compare bvs and mos to marvel movies, which are meant as merely entertainment, but snyders movies are more artful and have much more meaning and are profound.
What makes this worse was that the reason Snyder stepped away was because his daughter passed away from suicide. Basically, Joss Whedon ripped Snyder's work from his arms.
Well that's more on Warner Bros they just cared about the movie hitting theaters ASAP. They probably sat around and where like we need this movie out quick get that guy Whedon he's made films about superhero teams.
It's like the Storm line in X-Men film "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... same thing that happens to everything else." Only sprinkled throughout an entire film.
That line was originally supposed to be set up by toad earlier in the movie - "D'you know what happens when..." was meant to be his catchphrase emphasising that Toads are exceptionally good at surviving - it was a reference to their evolution... Storm's line at the end was meant to flip it... Toad's lines got cut - Storm's were left in which is why it sounds so awkward.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Storm doesn't need to make a joke like that no matter how it's framed. It's totally out of character unless he was going to mak her radically different from any interpretation ever.
Barry: "Arthur, yes, your opinion. Less preposterous. Option A?" *shows cap* Arthur: "Definitely not A" Barry: "Okay.. Or... B?" *shows 2nd cap* Arthur: Arthur: "..Let me see A again?"
Yeah the Flash scene isn't that bad.. but in the Snyder version it doesn't work cause Superman, and Flash don't speak.. it would need a proper start where Flash tells Clark how he's a huge fan, and we should test our speeds... since he says Supes was his hero in the Snyder Cut.... I do really like the race just wouldn't work without that intro to the scene imo... Also... the scene where Flash is scared, and Batman says save one person is actually a good scene showing Flash is afraid, and would have worked well... everything else will haunt my nightmares forever.
@@batman4452 to be fair, the only other hero superman speaks to is batman. He has a very very minor conversation with WW in bvs ("this creature is from another world. My world") which I don't think counts.
Im glad i just saw the Snyder cut and never saw this shit lmao, kinda feel bad for all of them, too much forced humor and like everyone says, they turned Batman into a joke
“I just push people and run away” You mean to tell me that the flash (who is literally too fast to be seen by almost everyone) created an entire costume and alternate persona, as well as a secret hideout, all so that he could “push people and run away?” God that was a stupid line.
@@fleeplayTV Do we also ignore the part where a demon bug with a pea shooter who can't hit Batman for 15 min, somehow one shots Flash who's running faster than he's ever run? Amazing how perspective works.
This clip demonstrates why I was never convinced by the team dynamic in the 2017 version; the constant snarks they throw at each other makes it seem like they don't want to be together. In the Snyder Cut, the team actually resolve their differences like adults.
Batman: Jesus, he is tall. Flash: What is Brunch. Wonder Woman: I work with children. Superman: Hope is like a car keys. Cyborg: Don’t understand the physics of how my toes hurt. Aquaman: MAH MAN, WOOO, ALRIGHT.
“God I hope this is east” is actually kind of funny. The rest are awful Edit: Never mind I just saw the follow up joke. It’s ruined now. That’s was awful
I wanna die is funny too and Diana saying she works with children is also good Most of the jokes are forced, but some of them work and could’ve been in the Cut
It baffles me how patronizing this movie feels, the jokes, the story, the "character development", the dialogue, it's like they're mocking JL and the public
Best line in Weadon’s Cut (and by best I mean decent): “Sorry guys, I didn’t bring a sword.” - Batman Worst line in Weadon’s Cut: 3 Way Tie between Flash’s Brunch Line, Martha’s “Thirstiest girl alive”, and Batman’s “something is definitely bleeding down there.”
@@ninjanibba4259 no it's not. its a martian manhunter thing to do and try to do that. and it makes sense for matha to actually not tell anyone she lost the house.
Same as me bro...it is because of stephenwolf looks so horrible and like shitty weird model that i know it is not even half baked 3D model but much worst...since then i have ban myself to see JL joss version till this day the snyder cut make it.
It's actually mind boggling how much better the snyder cut is and how dogshit josstice league was I cant believe they cut all the story telling for cringe comedy
you forgot Diana: "you're asking people to risk their lives for something we don't even know about" Bruce, visibly annoyed: "yeah thats how this works..."
josstice leauge its so bad that even Christopher Nolwn said himseft is horrible and do watch this film 😂😂 he said watch zack sndyer cut version i hope this film will be better learn more money than josstice leauge
Fans in 2017: Does a Zack Snyder Cut exist?
Warner Bros: 5:10
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dude forced so much comedy into this movie, I was surprised Kevin Hart didn't just show up.
Lmao
He appears in the Whedon Cut Extended Edition
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#Releasetheweadoncutextendededition
How do you know this wasn’t in the Snyder cut originally and he cut it out after the theatrical version released when he saw people’s reactions to it
I used to think Whedon's version was a tragedy, now I realize it was a comedy.
A comedy no one's laughing at. Kinda like the jokes he made as a child in school.
Jalen Sparrow damn the whole ass joke FLEW over your head
@@benjaminwhite8019 that reply checks out whether he get the joke or not
@@benjaminwhite8019 I’m pretty sure OP was referencing Joker. As was I.
I saw this same joke in snyder cut post credits scene video :)
it’s hilarious to me that the flash’s jokes in snyder’s cut were actually better
Amazing how much easier it is to appreciate jokes when they actually fit into the pacing rather than putting it to a full stop
@@leoa7927 Truth.
@@leoa7927 spot on
The one joke I liked was the brunch one
@@aripapermaster8047 lol
This looks like the deleted scenes compilation that you see at the end of every Disney's Pixar animated movies.
Except these were in the real movie 😔
spot on xDD
The gag reels
True hahahaha
@@SrWah-qu7xx no longer the real movie, phew
This movie is the first case, in the history of cinema, of a parody that came out before the actual source movie.
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this is the only way i'm going to acknowledge this movie from now on
You Sir, just won this comment section!
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Lmaooo yes
Wonder Woman saying "I work with Children" was actually Gal Gadot talking about Joss Whedon and the line somehow made it into the movie.
So glad it’s gone in the Synder Cut, cause it is just terrible.
Ironic how she already feels this way and Shazam isn't even on the team yet! Lol, how does that happen?
Sounds like something Black Widow would say
@@LegoDork99 well, Ray Fisher came out recently and said Joss Whedon would even call her Natasha
@@robertjackson9005 what-
Why does Batman sound like Tony Stark in this movie? Thats a crime
I got the same vibe.
Because Joss Whedon can't tell the difference between them
Fuck i hate Joss Whedon
Idk why they made him comical it’s like they forgot dude witnessed the death of his parents
Poor man’s tony stark
This seems infinitely longer than the Snyder Cut
Man im 6 minutes into this video and i completely agree
This is accurate af lmao
The power of cringe distorts time and space.
FACTS
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This is what happens when you try to turn Batman into Ironman
Or a disney Batman
Man if for you this is Iron Man you have probably never seen a movie with Iron Man in it
@@fizzo53264EVER He's right tho, you can literally see the MCU Ironman in Batman. Basically Batman doing his best impression of Ironman. Its not 100% Ironman but you can see that everyone in Whedon's version bleeding out the MCU's Avengers when they are on screen.
That^s right. Iron Man is possibly the most ironic and sarcastic character of the MCU. You can't make the same jokes and hope it works with Batman. Batman's always been brutal and realistic unless he is Bruce Wayne around people. But he is with Diana or other heroes in here, he doesn't have to act billionaire playboy and make jokes even though he is without the mask. It is just unnecessary.
@@fizzo53264EVER it's that batman is acting like iron man, this is exactly or somewhat similar to what Tony would say in this scene
He literally turned justice league characters to the avengers characters.
Except they don’t fit the characters at all and it’s yikes
Except for one major difference, Avengers are actually funny
@@RyanFloom justice league isn't meant to be funny. Disney marvel caters to little kids/simpletons.
@@RyanFloom Fuck Joss Whedon
he did but honestly i don't put the full blame on him because isn't that wb wanted him to do because they wanted to make it super light compared to bvs
“Do you bleed” was horrifying to watch 😂
Just like Sarah Connor dramatically saying "I'll be back" in the last Terminator. You can't just insert a line from a previous movie into the new one and expect it to make sense.
Also, Superman’s face CGI was especially noticeable....and gummy? For some reason?
@@blaisetelfer8499 exactly
Honestly I had a lot of trouble paying attention to any of Superman's lines in the Josstice League because of his FREAKY CGI FACE!
Same; it looks like he gained weight then got botox
“Children, I work with children.”
Plot twist: That was just Gal Gadot talking about the reshoots
it’s actually criminal how joss whedon replaced the foundation of the future success of the DCEU with a brunch joke
Would you prefer a boner joke? 😂
@@TwistedReality13 oh hell nah
I doubt it was Joss' decision.
The flash is my fav so i enjoyed the humor but Snyder's Barry was SO much better
@@TwistedReality13 hey don't disrespect Ralph that way!
This is now a blooper reel.
Lmao ikr
Confirmned
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all josstice league is bloopers
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Imagine failing so hard at just finishing a movie that was almost entirely done that they had to spend $70 million and get back the original director just to fix your mess.
That is a nice way to look at it.
Have you ever screwed up so badly the person you replaced has to return and do it again from scratch to fix it?
If that had been the brief you might have a point - however we now know that; Snyder had already cut the movie to two hours before Whedon began his rewrites, the studio wanted the film to be lighter in tone and suitable for a younger audience, Whedon was hired specifically to add humour to the movie, there was a severely limited timeframe, Whedon wasn't allowed to extend the movie beyond the 2 hr limit, nor was he allowed more time to actually film the extra material and he had a cast arguing with every decision.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer well then whedon shoulDN'TVE TAKEN THE GODAMN JOB
@@strangelaw6384 Yes you do. If you're a massive comic book nerd of a director with the opportunity to work on the first ever Justice League movie, for a studio offerring you the chance to make a movie with another IP you're enthusiastic about and all you have to do is fix a production stuck in limbo to save the studio from canning the whole project, you absolutely take that job.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Unfortunately he didnt live up to expectation. What he gave was an abomination to the highest level. Cannot believe he thought his reshoots and cringe lines were better than what Snyder already had done. Regardless if the studion mandated him of cutting it short. What he did was not just edit, he attempted to stamp his name on the first JL film by reshoots of I dont know what you call it but I would borrow what Chris Terio, the writer of JL, said it is VANDALISM!!!
The right title should be: *how to cringe for 7 minutes straight*
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I feel like every time Ben Affleck smiles he's just genuinely laughing at the script and lines like "what the f am I saying?! xD"
Random Michael Bay appears: Ben, just shut, shut the fuck up
LOL i know right, from writing Good Will Hunting to this
''I mean..do you..talk to fish?''
Turkey time, gobble gobble. :)))
If I was one of the core actors having already filmed the Snyder scenes, I would have had a SERIOUS chat with Joss like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???".
He basically turned every character into Tony Stark with the 1-liners.
The whole Bruce science talk was more of a Tony Stark thing
It would fit more on the flash... the actual flash... not this one
@@cesar6447 lol 🤣
It's exactly what i've been saying since 2017 lol Joss made Bruce turn into Tony Stark. He nerfed Batman, nerfed the Flash, and nerfed Aquaman. Aquaman in 2017 was scared to die, scared of Superman. Flash never done battle and was scared of bugs and tall people....like really??
Snyder cut was awesome ma dudes
@@cesar6447 After the Snyder cut he's the actual flash for me.
I'm convinced Joss made this movie as bad as possible to make Avengers look like a masterpiece.
MCU fans like me hate Whedon’s guts too after that garbage Age of Ultron 😂🤣
@@samash7302 AoU is actually good. It's not as Solid as Avengers, but it was well put together movie and introduced some very important characters.
@@tlreclipse1126 not really and it exposed Joss massively
@@tlreclipse1126 plotwise its allright, but that endless joke just ruined everything from AoU
Seeing as ZSJL would’ve been released before IW, I could see that. Hell, At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney, or at the very least joss, had his daughter whacked as a threat.
2:46 Amy Adams' reaction was too realistic to be just "acting".
She's just wondering where her career went wrong
She's like: how is this new director adding this scene
@@thegentleartoffisticuffs6983 _SHE DIDN'T WENT TO THE PREMIERE IN 2017, THAT TELLS A LOT_
Checking the nearest clock to see when today's shoot will be over
When Diane Lane said "He said you were the thirstiest reporter he ever met", both she and Amy look like "what the fuck is this line. Did you just say that".
One more week until this will be a forgotten memory.
We live in a society where the Whedon Cut is but a distant memory, isn't that right, Zack Snyder?
It already is
Its more of a stain
Lucky me, I’ve never seen the original so I get a real memory of Snyder’s Justice League.
@@justareplica well no one has seen the original, we will March 18
Cyborg in Zack's Movie: All about control, not just over machines but himself. This is his father's legacy that he struggles with.
Cyborg in Joss' Movie: Black sidekick go "Boo-yah!"
You fricking had me at “booyah”
To be fair, booyah is cyborgs catchphrase.
Teen Titans Cyborg is on a league of his own.
The comparison of shallow characterization would be more on par with TTG.
ZS Flash: saves the JL by turning back time
JW Flash: *tHiS iS dEfInItElY eAsT*
@@alexingram5348 more like TT's Cyborg
Josstice League tried to be funny like avengers, but the darker feel fits JL much better
It's not even about it trying to be funny. The comedic theme doesn't fit, to begin with, but it is executed embarrassingly poorly just for some extra icing on the cake I'm not a massive fan of DC or any superhero shit really but this movie is actually terrible in every possible way. Snyders cut actually had characters instead of a fucking joke slot machine. You couldn't take anyone in this movie seriously if you tried. It is a shining example of how not to make a movie.
@@ironwolf1689 this
@@ironwolf1689 Yeah, it's not like the DC universe can't have jokes, it's just that the jokes have to be a bit more subtle and downplayed than Marvel's style of comedy, and that's something Whedon didn't know or care about. And considering we're talking about Whedon, I reckon it's the ladder.
@@Marzo7866 I agree humor is fine to have in a movie it just has to fit within the context of the movie and actually be well thought out
@@ironwolf1689 uhm..... That's what he said
I’m so glad people are calling out joss and his unbearable dialogue.
have u seen Buffy? just shup up dudee
@@RoseJackson1607 have you seen his filmography? Non existent, he’s a shmuck. Look up his Wonder Woman script.
@@RoseJackson1607 Why would anybody here watch Buffy?
Me too. He deserves it, for making a shit movie, and being a shit Human.
@@dallasbagley because it's the most studied show ever (see Which Pop Culture Property Do Academics Study the Most? by Slate); the creator of The Wire even said that Buffy is better than The Wire. yeah dude, not everything you believe about pop culture is true, Buffy is the most underrated show ever
This looks like a high budget TV show😂
In all fairness, most CW Arrowverse shows have better writing
Well, I've seen better writing and better effects in the Arrowverse shows. This looks like a low budget show, Game of Thrones is a high budget show and the cgi there is a thousand times better. This feels like Supernatural level
@@victoriarodrigues7800 even though you can tell when its in cgi its not even that bad (talking about the cw effects)
No low budget lad
This looks like a low budget tv show🤣
They really did Batman dirty here, from the man who had the single greatest Batman fight sequence recorded in history with the warehouse fight and saying bad ass lines like "Your not brave, men are brave." Or "You where never a god, you were never even a man." Or "The world only makes sense, when you force it to." Then Whedon gave us snarky insecure Batman that gets beaten up by everyone and says "Something's definitely bleeding.' and "I don't not like you."... It was worse than the Bat nipples from the 90s
Batnips take the crown
What's wrong with batman saying something's definitely bleeding
@@Joseph-sg3jz Because it's a lame joke to make light of the situation and it's something the Snyder Batman wouldn't do
@@TimeBomb014X I defienly could see Batman from the animated series saying something like that. and conroys batman is way more comic accurate than afflecks so...
@@Joseph-sg3jz Don't insult the Conroy Batman, not even he would say a line that stupid.
Joss whedon just wanted to make another Avengers film but he can’t tell the difference between Batman and Iron Man
And now we know he couldn’t even tell the difference between Diana and Natasha.
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@@christran9262 FACTS
*You missed the part where Bruce Wayne says "If we can't protect the earth, then you can be damn sure we'll justice league it"*
What??
@@3Guys1Video
A reference to Tony Stark in Avengers
@@steelbear2063 :v
Now make a trilogy.
Worst shot
Worst lines
Worst of the worst
Worst continuity errors I think would be good. I don’t want to come after Danny Elfman. His Batman comment was unnecessary but Joss Whedon was really the one so far we know was a pretty shitty guy overall on this project. (Not including producers)
@@samsonspin3256 Yes... And thus, The Dark Knight Trilogy shalleth be complete.
it's coming.... ua-cam.com/video/azgwCj-D3bo/v-deo.html
Best of the worst
its like it is some kind of suicide squad
This movie made flash sound so weak
i kinda liked they way he was a bit slower than the others but it was a bit too much
Not weak, just not cool. besides, he's supposed to be the youngest & least experienced in real high stakes situations.
@@bettilopez4327 in all fairness the only part of Josstice League I enjoyed were the Flash’s scenes but I can’t get over how the main thing he does is run but he kept tripping I just can’t wait till Thursday to see a way better movie
@@bettilopez4327 cw flash is way better like 10x this flash doesnt even know that Multiverse exist
Super weak
"I'm also a big fan of justice"
PLS STOP
@@westinjohnson it just you
@@westinjohnson yeah it's just you
@@westinjohnson
Definitely just you
It seemed like a cool line to me when I watched it in the theater for some reason..
I'm a big fan of Justice felt more like Clark the "not impressed" seemed a little too trying to be cool, Supes is a folksy dork and thats why we love him.
Zack Snyder's Cyborg: I'm not broken...
Joss Whedon's Cyborg: MAH *T O E S* HURT
Cyborg and flash were terrible, vanilla characters in Josstice League.
In the Snyder Cut they are my favorites. That "I'm not broken..." moment was hard.
Lol
Zack Snyder’s Cyborg:
[Cyborg and Aquaman enter the Batcave for the first time. Cyborg looks up and sees Batman’s airplane]
Cyborg: It wants to fly.
Aquaman: You speak to machines?
Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines, I speak to intelligence.
🙄🙄🙄
@@N1ght_walk
Victor is a machine, so he understands how an artificial intelligence feels because it is part of him. I didn't see anything cringe in that dialogue. Cringe went to Batman to ask Aquaman if he "talked to fish", but from his naughty answers I already realized that you are a fan of Josstice.
🙄🙄🙄
@@MissMedeiros It’s bad dialogue. Maybe if he said….
Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines. I speak to intelligence. The IPhone 12 is telling me it wants dance.
….. then you’d understand that it’s bad dialogue.
Flash in Snyder's cut: goes so fast that he turns back time and saves the entire universe
Flash in Whedon's cut: Dostoevsky!
it's like a cave....a bAtCaVe
What is brunch?
when he said that I lost it... my ptsd
@@sarahelo9656 How come you have PTSD from that?
@@brettbaglio1550 I don't know, but when I hear that word my soul dies a little
Snyder's Flash: Make your own future, Make your own past.
Whedon' Flash: God, I hope this is east.
Snyder's Cyborg: I am not broken... And I am not alone.
Whedon's Cyborg: My toes hurt
The my toes hurt scene was actually nice
@@bezeani8836 no no it's not
@@bezeani8836 cringe, out of place and absolutely horrible scene.
Let's not pretend "I'm always dressed" is better than "my toes hurt" 😂
@@bezeani8836 Of course not
Fun fact: at one point Jeremy Irons said Joss Whedon’s new lines “were fucking stupid.” Which yes, they were.
Damn
The worst for me is definitely the BRUNCH part.
Imagine bringing an all crew just to film a joke that IS NOT A JOKE.
WTF WAS THAT.
It makes zero fucking sense like how did they not understand brunch is just breakfast at lunch time ffs
For realz. Also, what about that one scene in the Snyder Cut where the heroes are on the roof talking with Commissioner Gordon?
[Cyborg, Batman and Wonder Woman leave rooftop]
Flash: Oh. They just vanished. That’s rude.
🙄 Unfunny scene. Things are slow in the Flash’s perspective because of how fast he is, so he would’ve noticed they left. Seriously, who was that joke for? The audience? It made no sense. Terrible joke.
maiskeskevoufaitelà?????
@@N1ght_walk That was in both cuts,
@@N1ght_walk That happened to be in both cuts, and while I agree the logistics of it make zero sense, I always thought it worked better than other jokes in the 2017 cut. Either way it works way better in the 2021 version
Holy shit dude, that green goo "blood" looks like something straight out of the Spy Kids 3D movie......
it looks like nickelodeon donated some leftover slime from their kids choice awards
@@dan1310 Hahahah wtf
The whole movie looks like a spy kids movie.
Or Predator.
I forgot how bad it looked
Whedon writes his scripts like a CW show. Which isn't a surprise.
Except the cw shows are better
@@kodyco7262 not even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kodyco7262 nah if CW made Justice League they would've made flash gay, cyborg gender fluid, would've replaced Batman with batwoman🤪
@@arthurwaring It's better to replace Batman with her than give them control over any version of Batman
@@arthurwaring exactly haha except batman to batwoman hapenned haha
Josstice League: Haha Jokes go brrr
Zach Snyder's Justice League: Character arcs for everyone.. And yes that includes you Cyborg!
@Hayden Burns Of course, you're blind.
@Hayden Burns I think you meant Whedon's cut
What arcs? Yeah Cyborg gets a bit more of a narrative - but the rest of the cast are there as characterless exposition machines delivering terrible dialogue. Whedon at least gives every character actual character and development.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer talking nonsense I see
@@M_K360 what an amazing defense, maybe you should actually release a proper counterargument.
2:48 “A man I knew, said that hope was like a mustache. Easy to loose, but if you dig around, it’s usually close by.”
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
omg this is even worse than when I saw it in theaters
Peter Parker tbh I think man of steel was a great movie. Shame ppl think otherwise. I literally cannot imagine how else a modern post-dark knight trilogy superman movie could’ve been done. Unless ppl wanted some more colorful and lighthearted then they should’ve looked elsewhere.
@@PeterParker-yo6gu I don't even see Man of Steel as dark imo. My reason on why i didn't liked it that much is because the 2nd half was too exhausting to watch it had too much action and unecessary destruction without moving the plot forward, the first half was so good tho because Supes was developed well.
@@PeterParker-yo6gu Not what I meant anyway, I'm just saying the action went too long for the plot to move forward and the overdestruction was nauseating. The only fight scenes I liked was Zod vs Supes going dragonball z and Supes vs Fiora.
@@PeterParker-yo6gu and your point?
All these lines from the Josstice League feel like after credits bloopers.
Like A Bug’s Life.
@@ChristianFrates1997 And “Toy Story 2”. And “Monsters, Inc.”.
0:48 that is the most "un-Batman" thing to say in such a carefree way, that entire conversation is like Diana is talking to someone who saw a picture of batman and thought "oh this looks like an edgy-sarcastic dude with a cheeky sense of humour"
Bale's Batman was also sarcastic
dude exactly do you think a pretentious "the best detective in the world" guy would say something like that? nO lmao
Barrys “batcave” line actually made me almost walk out the theater
Lol i actually walked out of it.
After seeing Zack Snyders Justice League, not only did Whedon fuck up the movie beyond redemption, he also ended an entire universe, made it lose out on a billion dollars, cut out important character arcs and he cut out almost every actor of color
I was so glad to see Cyborg be the star of this version. His backstory and character arc was absolutely incredible. Whedon really screwed up cutting so much of Ray Fisher.
The Snyderverse was already on life support. It's no coincidence that WB brought in somebody with a vastly different vision for the franchise, and it wasn't just informed by their opinions, the box office for Man of Steel and BvS weren't great. They needed to change course, unfortunately they went the wrong way from being on a rocky trail to driving off a cliff.
@@stricklinr I understand and agree with this, although I would like to add that the Snyder Verse was only on it’s knees because of studio interference with the films. Now that we’ve seen Snyder’s Cut of JL, it’s easier to assume that BVS was going to be just as good and then the studio would not have felt the need to try and change direction 🤷🏾♀️
Speaking of color, the Cut could’ve definitely used some
@@ninjanibba4259 Yeah
I..........................defended this movie. Now I feel like I was in a codependent relationship with it. Embarrassed and absoluaaetely adoring the Snyderverse. Just as I expected once I discovered it was a thing... Love you, fans. Thanks for making this a reality. 😍
Lol
So have I.
The fact that Josh Whedon actually wrote a scene where the JUSTICE LEAGUE talks and has jokes while they let scientists die and still they don’t even intervene on PURPOSE!!! Cyborg accidentally shoots LOOOOOL.
The Josstice League looks like a very badly done parody of Super Friends. Whedon completely destroyed Batman and Flash in this movie.
And Snyder completely destroyed Batman and Superman in the previous movies.
@@Ukaran "mi mi mi"
Of course, Whedon is a Marvel man. Its obvious that he intentionally made the Justice League movie into something sucky.
Its like having a fox guarding a hen house.
@@nodinitiative can’t really put all of the blame on him tho WB did zack dirty
@@yungmetrogaming9487 kinda stupid on the WB part to put a Marvel guy on a DC project.
We live in a society where:
- We don't live in a society
- Nothing is definitely bleeding
- Death isn't itchy
- We don't ask the philosophical questions surrounding brunch
- Not everybody knows that oranges fall out of crates during crimes on the streets in slow motion
- Sound waves aren't a Parademon's weakness
- Barry doesn't fall on top of Diana
😂😂😂😂👌 underrated comment
Joss Whedon's vision with JL -
Whedon to Batman : Okay, so you're super rich and have no powers so you're Tony.
Whedon to Arthur : You have a trident, long hairs,godly powers and physic so you're Thor.
Whedon to Flash : You're a noob who won't shut up so you're Peter.
Whedon to WW : You fought in World War so you're Capt. America.
Whedon to Superman : Everyone is scared of you. You become hostile at first and then join at the last minute. So you're Hulk.
Now, let's make this movie shit by bombarding the lame ass jokes.
Surprised he didn’t put a scene of them assembling in a circle where the camera pans around them
@@allend807 but then he did put that shitty pose scene where flowers grew instantly. In addition.
1. Bruce and Diana's disagreement (like Tony and Cap ,"Suit up!" one)
2. Lois lane instantly calming down Supes (Sun's getting low). Okay, I know this one was already in it but it was way less impactful in Josstice league.
3. Flash falling on WW ( just like when Banner fell on black widow's boobies).
3. Lame ass jokes "something is definitely bleeding" , "Ahh wanna die" , "Mah toes hurt" , "booyah".
4. Brunch scene in the end. (Shawarma scene)
5. And OMG that awful iphone intro scene with Superman.
You're absolutely right
Lame ass jokes is an understatement. Now I’m questioning my sanity for enjoying marvel. I feel like it’s progressively becoming terrible, though. I loved the first modern movies
Joss Whedon went through 3 tiers of comedy:
Tier 1 being Avengers, where he perfectly blended comedy into the script.
Tier 2 being Age Of Ultron which went a bit overboard with the humour at times but everything was still fine.
Tier 3 being Justice League, where he turned the Justice League member's personalities into The Avengers, which really doesn't fit them.
Well Said
As if Iron Man, Hulk and Thor cracking jokes constantly fitted them. Whedon turned everyone into a discount Spider-Man.
@@civilwarfare101no
@@snoopy4749
That's what Whedon says to himself when writing scenes that involve geniune drama.
@@civilwarfare101 At 0 point pre Endgame did the Hulk ‘crack jokes’ and Thor was definitely more stoic pre Ragnarok. Whedon’s a chud but your point is moot.
Man thank you zack snyder he fixed the movie and made it a million times better
He made it a million times more boring, slept at least 3 times through it
@@realcrunchy6572 They're Snyder fan boys. We can't expect much from them
It made it bearable. Its alright, but you guys are really hyping it to the moon
@writer 91 What kind of attempt of at a comeback was that? You serious?
@writer 91 I never said mine were great, but at least they make sense
how will Whedon ever recover
Keep him away from DC
You see the thing is...he won’t
OP was probably being sarcastic you idiots
@@tutumazibuko2510 but the replies aren't wrong. his reputation is heavily stained after the torrent of accusations of toxic unprofessional behavior. between that and poor reaction to Avengers 2 and JL, his stock in hollywood has plummeted.
@@stricklinr that literally hasn't changed the fact that his career is still thriving 😂🤣
1:25 He basically recreated Tony Stark and Steve Rodgers in Age of Ultron and Civil War almost same messages and same shots
Lmao literally the only reason I didn’t want to watch this movie was because of flash. Dude was saying the dumbest shit
But on the flipside, Flash was one of the best characters in the Snyder Cut, hell ALL of the characters in the Snyder Cut were great.
Joss Wheadon Flash: literally a disappointment
Snyder Cut Flash: absolutely brilliant, a cinematic icon, must be seen on screen again
Wheddon have a bad taste, bad lightning, bad angle, bad conversation
This movie is so bad that I owed Age of Ultron an apology.
@TurboTime nope. It was not.
@TurboTime avengers 2 leads to endgame and all that stuff but the movie is garbage...bad writing , simply the worst CGI and editing ...Joss Whedon is a mess.
@@user-xe7nk7jq5e i wouldnt say bad, just forgetable. Cgi was great what you on about?
This movie was actually a parody
Of the snyder cut yep
No joke it actually is
The EDP meme I put at the end now haunts me now that we know his true colors. Oh god.
Yeah hindsight kinda sucks
Cupcakes 🧁
Either even better or even worse knowing what we know about joss too.
Cupcakes
You forgot the line Flash says to Bruce while BM is baiting Diana:
"You know that if she kills you, we'll cover for her?"
Superman = Doesn't remember who he is
Joss Whedon = "Hey, would be cool if Superman said a line from the previous movie!"
...
Do you bleed? 🩸
I know there are worse lines, but when Superman said that I cringed into my seat
Now that somebody's pointed it out, yeah that's pretty dumb.
And it's all to build up towards a shitty joke with Batman saying "Yeah something's definitely bleeding".
it's even worse in Whedon version: Superman doesn't remember who he is, but remembers fighting Batman, but doesn't remember fighting alongside with him afterwards, but thank God they kidnapped Lois Lane to bring her there, because Superman remembers her.
Even from a karmic standpoint it doesn't make sense. Clark spent more time fighting alongside Batman and WW, with Batman even saving his mom. Than Superman trying to reason with an enraged Batman. Where did this sheer animosity even came from?
The brunch line is just a copy of the shawarma line from tony in the avengers. The flash falling on Wonder Woman is just a copy of Bruce banner falling on Natasha in Age of Ultron. He was basically recycling scenes from the avengers
Exactly! Also watch Steppenwolf's first entrance and Loki's back to back, it's unreal how identical they are, down to how they drop in next to the CUBE super-McGuffins they both want.
Don't forget when Superman and Cyborg felt defeated/overwhelmed after all that fighting just like that scene with Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk and Thor in Avengers 1.
A lot of us Marvel fans knew that Whedon would ruin Justice League after how he totally ruined Ultron
The argument between Bruce and Diana is just the shitty argument Cap America had with Iron Man. Such a pathetic and garbage take by Joss Whedon. A Horrible actor. When I try to watch his usual Avengers movie I barely can watch 10 minutes of that monstrosity
@@srguapo3158 So then why were you MCU fans blaming Zac Snyder for that crap when it was your shitty director?
Now do the opposite: The Best Lines of Zack Snyder’s Justice League.
Make your own future. Make your own past. It's. All. Right. NOW!!!!
All
"Just gotta go the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light, you gotta break the rules barry and you gatta do it now!"
-Flash
"Stick to the plan, that's why I bought you together"
-Batman
"I'm not broken, and I'm not alone"
-Cyborg
"Not impressed"
Superman
"I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life, looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of existence shall be mine."
Joss Whedon's jokes are about as funny as a heart attack
Lol
I can't believe WB still considers this Canon and not Zack Snyder's Justice League.
Pride
@Prince Smith as far as i know, josstice league is canon unfortunately. What's your source?
@Prince Smith that would be the dream, i hope we can restore the snyderverse as we did the snydercut so that he can complete his five movie arc. MoS and BvS and my favourite movies.
@Prince Smith yes BvS first and MoS as second.
@Prince Smith i think it's a very misunderstood scene. It is a serious movie and a serious scene. If one look at the context of that scene, it works very well imo. But unfortunately people compare bvs and mos to marvel movies, which are meant as merely entertainment, but snyders movies are more artful and have much more meaning and are profound.
What makes this worse was that the reason Snyder stepped away was because his daughter passed away from suicide.
Basically, Joss Whedon ripped Snyder's work from his arms.
Well that's more on Warner Bros they just cared about the movie hitting theaters ASAP. They probably sat around and where like we need this movie out quick get that guy Whedon he's made films about superhero teams.
It's like the Storm line in X-Men film "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... same thing that happens to everything else." Only sprinkled throughout an entire film.
That line was originally supposed to be set up by toad earlier in the movie - "D'you know what happens when..." was meant to be his catchphrase emphasising that Toads are exceptionally good at surviving - it was a reference to their evolution... Storm's line at the end was meant to flip it... Toad's lines got cut - Storm's were left in which is why it sounds so awkward.
@@RG-Zeldaplayer Storm doesn't need to make a joke like that no matter how it's framed. It's totally out of character unless he was going to mak her radically different from any interpretation ever.
She should've said "It Croaks," which both refers to the sound a toad makes, as well as it being another term for dying.
Whedon wrote that.
@@ChristianFrates1997 Yeah, that's the point of the post bud...
Honestly, I don't even remember these dialogues. I guess my brain just help me from remember something horrible like this.
Bro same😂
Me too...I don't drink but wish I did when I first watch it
Same here now my brain hurts again from remembering this
Im sorry for you that you had to rewatch this piece of sh*t so many times to give us evidence.. You are a true hero
Lol it’s fascinating but pain
@@samsonspin3256 cant wait for Zack's cut.. I have high hopes for this one
@@Richwiking318 what'd you think?
@@isoldmysoulnowwheresmytale6945 phenomenal
I recently watched the snyder cut. Seeing this version all over again was absolutely excruciating. Zack snyder's justice league was amazing.
In 2021 this feels like a blooper reel of the Snyder Cut
The forced humor is so bad lol. Can’t wait till this Thursday for me at 3am lol
Where you place??is it same in asian countries??
Wake up!
@@knocturna9731 dude This is gonna sound so weird but your comment ding woke me up just in time lol. And your name is nocturnal dream haha.
@@pab1381 you are the chosen one Matthew Vanek. Your name will be known across the multiverse.
Barry: "Arthur, yes, your opinion. Less preposterous. Option A?" *shows cap*
Arthur: "Definitely not A"
Barry: "Okay.. Or... B?" *shows 2nd cap*
Arthur:
Arthur: "..Let me see A again?"
The "snooze button" line is actually the worst thing I've heard in an actual, real movie. That's like something a middle schooler would write.
not the brunch one ? or dostoyevski ?
I don't know, "I like truth but I also like justice" is the most uninspired quote you could give Superman. It's like a bot wrote it.
@@justinblakeney3466 it sounds like one of those cringy “deep, woke” qoutes you see on facebook. Imagine comic superman saying that
The "do you bleed" line is the worst.
"Talk to fish"
The race scene isn't that bad honestly, maybe they should've saved it for Flash movie or something.
Assuming the movie isn't Flashpoint, I agree.
Yeah the Flash scene isn't that bad.. but in the Snyder version it doesn't work cause Superman, and Flash don't speak.. it would need a proper start where Flash tells Clark how he's a huge fan, and we should test our speeds... since he says Supes was his hero in the Snyder Cut.... I do really like the race just wouldn't work without that intro to the scene imo...
Also... the scene where Flash is scared, and Batman says save one person is actually a good scene showing Flash is afraid, and would have worked well... everything else will haunt my nightmares forever.
@@batman4452 oh i like that scene too. You can almost see him like mentoring another robin
@@batman4452 to be fair, the only other hero superman speaks to is batman. He has a very very minor conversation with WW in bvs ("this creature is from another world. My world") which I don't think counts.
@@chrisjohn8725 I don’t understand what you’re gettin at...
Get ready people, this will be your DCEU again for the next 10 years
Im glad i just saw the Snyder cut and never saw this shit lmao, kinda feel bad for all of them, too much forced humor and like everyone says, they turned Batman into a joke
Aye!! Same here
Same
batman is shit in snyder cut too....but at least he is in character
Whedon did Flash and Cyborg dirty as fuck, too. They got sooo much more quality time in Snyder's cut.
i watched only snyder too and holy moly that was so good. So glad i didnt watch josstice league.
“I just push people and run away” You mean to tell me that the flash (who is literally too fast to be seen by almost everyone) created an entire costume and alternate persona, as well as a secret hideout, all so that he could “push people and run away?” God that was a stupid line.
I mean that’s what we’ve seen him do in suicide squad
Technically that what he does in the Snyder cut but he doesn't sound like a wimp.
@@crocbattle07 did u see what he did after that
@@crocbattle07 I guess we will just ignore the part where he save planet
@@fleeplayTV Do we also ignore the part where a demon bug with a pea shooter who can't hit Batman for 15 min, somehow one shots Flash who's running faster than he's ever run? Amazing how perspective works.
Making Bat-man to say jokes should be considered a crime...
This clip demonstrates why I was never convinced by the team dynamic in the 2017 version; the constant snarks they throw at each other makes it seem like they don't want to be together. In the Snyder Cut, the team actually resolve their differences like adults.
Batman: Jesus, he is tall.
Flash: What is Brunch.
Wonder Woman: I work with children.
Superman: Hope is like a car keys.
Cyborg: Don’t understand the physics of how my toes hurt.
Aquaman: MAH MAN, WOOO, ALRIGHT.
This aquaman's line is actually in the snyder cut aquaman trailer, and it sounds good in the trailer
Flash: I hope this is East
I cringe so bad
“God I hope this is east” is actually kind of funny. The rest are awful
Edit: Never mind I just saw the follow up joke. It’s ruined now. That’s was awful
Lol
"He's not alright" isn't that bad, it sounds like something this Aquaman would say, but the closeup on that facial expression kinda ruins it.
I wanna die is funny too and
Diana saying she works with children is also good
Most of the jokes are forced, but some of them work and could’ve been in the Cut
@@ninjanibba4259 nah, that was cringe
@@ninjanibba4259 this is not the cringy marvel for kids. Get ur fact straight.
It baffles me how patronizing this movie feels, the jokes, the story, the "character development", the dialogue, it's like they're mocking JL and the public
Best line in Weadon’s Cut (and by best I mean decent): “Sorry guys, I didn’t bring a sword.” - Batman
Worst line in Weadon’s Cut: 3 Way Tie between Flash’s Brunch Line, Martha’s “Thirstiest girl alive”, and Batman’s “something is definitely bleeding down there.”
And 2 more : "do you bleed?" and flash's "batcave"
@@nathandsouza7104 sure
I don't think batman would say "sorry guys" ever.
@@alexjoy2502 I understand. I am just going with what’s been said in the movie
@@randomationhlt just the line
" I didn't bring a sword " would have been better.
Who's here after Snyder Cut. This video makes Snyder Cut look like an academy award nominee.
Zsjl:
Martha (spoiler) - The world needs you too Lois.
JWjl:
Martha - Lois is the thirstiest woman I've ever met.
Also they look like peaches in whedons
No no no, the Cut is worse with Martha, so disrespectful
At least here it’s actually legit with her
Martha was mourning her son's death in the Snyder Cut.
@@ninjanibba4259 no it's not. its a martian manhunter thing to do and try to do that. and it makes sense for matha to actually not tell anyone she lost the house.
Basically, Josstice Leauge is comedy movie
Comedies are supposed to make you laugh.
@@narlabegins And this one make you confused, in pain and cry instead
#FkYouJossWeedon
Joss Whedon really tried his best to make Bruce Wayne into another Tony Stark.
Danvers into jordan
"I don't ... not ....." - Batman to Superman, 2017.
Dang how fucking bad was this? Answer: Absolute worst.
Nope. It was better than the Snyder Cut
@@joshwinslow8397 o noo mate you have idea it was a complete destruction
@@daggerofdeath134 yeah, Josstice league destroyed the Snyder Cut
I haven’t watched this movie since it came out, but holy shit. I don’t regret it.
If you ever get curious, save yourself the pain and skip directly onto the Snyder cut. :) that one is actually worth it
This movie made me physically angry it put me in such a mad mood after I watched it I was furious only Spy Kids 4 has ever done that to me.
Same as me bro...it is because of stephenwolf looks so horrible and like shitty weird model that i know it is not even half baked 3D model but much worst...since then i have ban myself to see JL joss version till this day the snyder cut make it.
Who's here after seeing Snyder cut?! Can he fix the last season of GOT too?! lol
It's actually mind boggling how much better the snyder cut is and how dogshit josstice league was I cant believe they cut all the story telling for cringe comedy
@@yournan116 he must be friends with Rian Johnson
@@khale4nia Hey, Rian Johnson is not a bad director, at least not as bad as Whedon, he made a good job with Looper and Knives Out
@@wolfzeru5745 Rian is extremely terrible
@@RB-qd1zi looper and knives out were great
For those of you asking, yes, Superman does fight the hippo in the synder cut
Spoiler alert: he lost
He knew what was Joss Whedon’s shots before we knew lol
you forgot
Diana: "you're asking people to risk their lives for something we don't even know about"
Bruce, visibly annoyed: "yeah thats how this works..."
Just saw the Snyder Cut.. My god Zack saved us for the second time!!
I wish he did. The J Letto Joker is more cringe than anything here
@@realcrunchy6572 You're cringe
@@realcrunchy6572 joker is meant to be cringe 😬
Snyder cut is leagues better than this shit
@@jjeaze you might say it's....(takes off sunglasses) Justice Leagues better than the Josstice league.
Things wrong with this movie: Batman = Tony Stark. Mustache and Brunch
3:23 “i hope this is east”
That line is actually pretty funny haha
They say imitation is art, but JWJL imitating the Avengers? That ain't it chief.
I mean, he did work on an Avengers movie.
josstice leauge its so bad that even Christopher Nolwn said himseft is horrible and do watch this film 😂😂 he said watch zack sndyer cut version i hope this film will be better learn more money than josstice leauge
Snyder cut justice league jusnyce leagder jnyder league juster league just us league the leaguer cut joss wetter
@@watterson.darwin hmmm. Makes sense .
@@watterson.darwin understandable have a good day
You're speaking the language of the gods....
@@watterson.darwin that makes complete sense
That's crazy that almost everything in this video is not in the Snyder cut.