Jojo's Bizarre Adventure : Eyes Of Heaven - All DIO Unique Intro Dialogue

I have been gone for about 6 months and I hope you guys are still watching. Please let me know if I missed any. These do not include Story Mode Dialogue. DIO is one of the greatest anime villians.
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[@PillsHere69]

I like how DIO has something interesting to say to everyone, but with Jotaro they basically call each other bitches lmao

[@tavoknaza7086]

I know it's great.

[@lemonyfish3303]

*HOO*

[@zareffarhaan6106]

They're like,
*Aw sh**, here we go again.*

[@kingenma54]

Zaref Farhaan exactly

[@numberbndl3763]

Besides speedweed, he can’t remember his name

[@cverusdel8649]

Jotaro:"I don't believe this crap....he has a son?"
Jolyne: *"e x c u s e m e a r e n ' t y o u f o r g e t t i n g s o m e o n e?"*

[@vincenteagle7279]

nurieki kekyuin
That’s so fucking funny actually

[@ruttsuco.804]

Jotaro: who are you?
Jolyne: YOUR DAUGHTER!
Jotaro: I have one of those?

[@frylockandshake]

@@ruttsuco.804 has two of those

[@atrep4585]

@@frylockandshake we don't talk about the other one

[@dogman5028]

@@frylockandshake Who's the is it?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Jotaro: "You..."
Dio: "Hoo..."
This is such a Jotaro and Dio thing to say

[@dap534]

agreed

[@tearusmidnight313]

agreed

[@truonghoang7812]

Yes I have approved to Jotaro that you have a stand

[@bluemaxwastaken]

A.. you again..

[@gcsapeur8236]

U again

[@RustedStar]

5:46 Kakyoin casually takes off his glasses while gasping for air

[@rowboat0012]

RustedStar Karens putting on a mask for .5 seconds:

[@nicholasrose2205]

@@rowboat0012 XD

[@richardlionerheart1945]

@@rowboat0012 reddit moment

[@rowboat0012]

@@richardlionerheart1945 how is that a reddit moment

[@very_many_days9710]

@@richardlionerheart1945 you do realize that’s not only a Reddit thing

[@GiantDwarf-vr5zc]

Lol DIO vs. Iggy
DIO: You should see what happened to the last dog that got in my way.
Rip. Danny

[@justsomeguy07]

GiantDwarf815 :3
Rip Danny

[@rorrim0]

Dio killed Danny because he knew secretly that Danny was a master Hammon user.

[@speed0291]

Iggy is gonna give DIO a *bad time* for killing danny.

[@koreyberry2820]

@@rorrim0 Danny was secretly the first stand user

[@rorrim0]

@@koreyberry2820 Danny would've wiped the floor with Vanilla Ice.

[@1_Limbo]

DIO: i have a son now Jotaro * holds giorno *
Jotaro:me too * holds koichi *
Jolyne : yARE YARE

[@jassonms2224]

Well technically he's correct since Jolyne is his daughter

[@WRiley-yz4by]

*Jotara Leaves the chatroom*

[@henrydynan83]

yARE YARE

[@FM-zh5hm]

yARE YARE DAWa

[@Abdega]

DIO: I see, but where is your other egg son?

[@eggedegg4659]

“don’t embarrass ur dear ol dad out there, *GIORNO* “
“no”

[@khalasso]

"no❤"

[@axthxrn]

@@khalasso Why hello fellow Ryo pfp 😳

[@khalasso]

@@axthxrn you got taste 😼

[@nicholasrose2205]

Black

[@NoBop2000]

Giorno: FUCK YOU DAD!! YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME!!!
Dio: I WAS DEAD!!!

[@boredyjordy8684]

I love how Kakyoin is suffering PTSD and DIO's just like "You good bro? You can leave"

[@stealthlock6634]

I had assumed he was going into fleshbud temptation trickery mode but dang I like this interpretation

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Damn dude I mean like you didn’t have to help the crusaders it’s ok just go back to your family

[@spirit.desire]

5:43

[@netherite7550]

Yoshikage Kira NANI?!? I THOUGHT YOU DIED

[@memeboi6942]

I can imagine DIO's like "bro, im sorry for launching you into that water tower, just calm the frick down."

[@iamlifeblood]

Easily one of the most savage intros
Jotaro: You...
DIO: *sighs*

[@TaroMikami]

Where's this at

[@jazminabrigo499]

@@TaroMikami 4:00

[@Joe-km5ou]

*sighs In dio*

[@jayjay-ki4le]

@@Joe-km5ou *sighs in simp*

[@bongalberttio318]

Jotaro : jackass...
Dio : *sigh*

[@darksonicyt5430]

Basically Jotaro and DIO teaming up
Jotaro: *Middle finger*
DIO: *Middle finger*

[@illusionofquality979]

*cries in laughing*

[@rekjizz]

@@iowa2854 The Finger

[@YurinovichDornburg]

666 likes, i wont ruin it

[@shroomgroovezgd3392]

When is it

[@bengod6247]

Sounds like vegeta and sasuke

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

DIO: *Like 120 something years old*
"You've gotten old, Jotaro"

[@medattack1426]

Lol

[@inquisitorsteve1429]

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[@goldenace8847]

Since Dio doesn’t age physically and not really mentally he can say that since he sees him being older.
I mean my grandpa could still say that I’m getting older his age doesn’t matter

[@Kevtarded]

4:45

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@@inquisitorsteve1429 FIG TART

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

DIO: A Dog? What a joke!
Also DIO: *has a bird guarding the exterior of his house*

[@thatrandomartist1527]

I think it’s kinda funny how Iggy has a voice but the bird just makes noises. Maybe I missed something, but it just kind of hit me.

[@ngunhleisung5133]

ThatRandomartist ! The bird does talk

[@medattack1426]

Jotaro Kujo it does?

[@ngunhleisung5133]

Medattack 1 yep only like twice tho

[@thatrandomartist1527]

Jotaro Kujo Interesting, I guess I never noticed it.

[@Reaverbro]

Oh my god, he doesn't even react to the Tequila outfit. He just goes "I didn't order any Tequila", without even questioning Joseph's crossdressing.

[@scottmckessick9072]

Say what you will about dio but he don't judge

[@controlcore1]

Nah, the disguise just perfectly fooled him.

[@avarixe1932]

Dio is bisexual so he understands

[@charlesbrioche6745]

He secretly likes seeing Joseph crossdressing

[@Noobymanfire]

Reaverbro “your hair looks like cow shit stuck to the road.” -DIO

[@baguette3025]

4:48 This 122 year old man has absolutely no rights to call Jotaro "old"

[@JR384]

He does though. While they're absurdly muscular, Dio and Jonathan were only like 18 to 20 when Dio stole Johnathan's body. In Part 4, Jotaro is 28. So body-age wise, Jotaro is older than DIO

[@philipgunter3717]

Actually that’s incorrect

[@philipgunter3717]

Or correct

[@philipgunter3717]

Because we don’t know what point dio took his body and either wait that was in the 1800s meaning that no matter what. His conscience is what hes not his body. so in this sense he DOES have no right to call him old

[@philipgunter3717]

Also he ded :3

[@guynehemia4029]

I like that when DIO sees young Joseph he's afraid that he put on the stone mask and that's why he's young, and Young Joseph is just like "who tf are you?"

[@Paparaga]

Lmao

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Little disappointed that's the only unique dialogue part 3 Dio has with part 2 characters (unless there was more that just wasn't put in the video). Would have loved to see Dio trying to lord The World over the Pillar Men, and they're just like "what's this worm's problem? And what the hell's a Stand?"

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@Crimson_Sun2486
DIO:"So, you created the stone masks?"
Kars:"How dare you speak at me, worm?"

[@KraNisOG]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 Pretty sure Kars has an interaction with Vanilla Ice calling him a powerful vampire, and saying that he should meet his master (DIO), sucks that it doesn't actually have one.

[@chr1sth074]

5:46 I love the way in the first encounter kayoin's being brave and standing up to dio, And here he literally has a micro panic attack lol.

[@Goethi]

Probably the first one was before he died. And the other one after he died. It makes sense that he would be scaried by some gay vampire that stops time and killed him, and then just appears at his front again. Even thought, it looks like Dio is trying to comfort Kakyoin, I don't know why.

[@aika1313]

@@Goethi Why? Because DIO is a gamer, just like Kakyion.

[@Goethi]

@@aika1313 Makes sense lol.

[@WhythoLuna]

@@Goethi I think DIO was comforting him cuz that's how he tricked him last time

[@calm1686]

i love how that's legit the only interaction with accurate lip sync

[@milksyrup8447]

Hol Horse: "I never thought I'd get to partner up with Lord DIO!"
*5 seconds later*
Hol Horse: "I'm gonna blow your brains all over the floor, Mr. DIO!"

[@revolveralice]

Who knew DIO was such a shitty teammate

[@ZekeTheNerdVX]

@@revolveralice Hol Horse: My teammates are garbage.

[@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642]

@@ZekeTheNerdVX literally got OP teammate
Hol Horse: *you garbage smh roka it you noob smh smh smh smh*

[@j0doe1]

"Where did you get such an ego?"
*he says to his future self*

[@rosalinamacarita01]

*your pfp matches perfectly with your comment.*

[@rust_gaming1]

not a terrorist not anymore

[@boredyjordy8684]

Literal hypocrisy

[@-Dake-]

Boredy Jordy how?

[@boredyjordy8684]

He's mocking himself about his ego, while having hella ego

[@NeutralDrow]

DIO and young Jotaro's interactions summed up:
One: "Asshole."
Other: **sigh**

[@genesissagun9287]

4:16 He did it! He's in boys! He said it!
*Blows airhorn*

[@radicallarry7044]

*hes in boys?*

[@user-pj1ec5om5g]

@@radicallarry7044 Jon tron reference

[@jiojiovana3741]

Hoooo

[@chronic5577]

I hoped they would do a simple vs animatic. Something simple yet smooth. Like the one in the anime.....

[@hopeofhumanity4721]

Just Dio making reference to DIO)

[@radarada1q]

I love how DIO only calls Johnnathan Jojo, it's a little sign of respect even though he body snatched the guy

[@JJJJ-ib9zg]

radarada1q
Well the body snatch could be seen as a sign of a respect, he see’s it as a body worthy enough for him to use.

[@RonnieTW99]

For DIO there is only ONE JoJo and thats Jonathan. DIO belives there he is the only one that earned being called JoJo while for him the others are just memeber of the Joestar Familia but none of them deserves to be called JoJo.

[@SnitchSeeker]

DIO even thinks of the others as Jonathan's descendants. To him, they are not even full human beings, just weird extensions of Jonathan that are in his way to world domination.

[@shallowgod5539]

While it's true Johnny boy is the only man Dio ever respected, they also grew up together (even if Dio hated him the whole time) they probably became quite familiar , so it makes sense Dio got more used to calling him something informal

[@newuser13able]

Being fair. Jonathan is the only Joestar to have beaten Dio without the Stand hijinks. It was pure brains and brawns in their final battle. All the other Joestars Just don't compare to Jonathan for Dio.
I imagine it's the same scenario for Joseph and The Pillar Men. They wouldn't call any other Joestar JoJo.

[@GribbleGob]

"don't make yourself sick with fear Kakyoin"
*asthma attack intensifies*

[@arctohru]

oof

[@TrevorPhilipsIndustries007]

This comment made me laugh so hard 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@mistastetraphobia5625]

**PTSD FLASHBACKS**

[@Subscribersnodignity]

@@mistastetraphobia5625 4444

[@superik408]

DIO: nigga i didn't mean it literally

[@souly254]

Dio Brando to DIO:
"where did you get that ego?"
"uhh, you..?"

[@JustGunnarsen]

5:47 Kakyoin is almost having a breakdown there man

[@chantaybenjamin9111]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@noriakitty3169]

he sounds like hes crying, having an asthma attack and just dying in general

[@shrekonion8307]

He got hit in the balls really hard but hes still trying to look cool

[@deadassbird3763]

kakyoin got strokes

[@Matthew-mo7wh]

*casually takes off sunglasses while entering cardiac arrest*

[@peacefulrises8284]

1:03
DIO: haha dummy your Hamon can’t defeat my The World
Zeppeli: the what

[@theultimatelifeform4121]

Za warudo

[@caustic5131]

@@theultimatelifeform4121 KARS THATS NOT HOW STANDS WORK!

[@theultimatelifeform4121]

@@caustic5131
Ok, so, let me just stab myself with an arrow frist, than, I'm sure it'll work

[@caustic5131]

@@theultimatelifeform4121 no,you first need to find a volcano and then yeet yourself to space and then the arrow gods will give you STANDOH POWER!

[@jiojiovana3741]

U don't need a stand
Lol

[@ProfessionalGoober]

Nobody:
Kakyoin looking at DIO: **Has an asthma attack**

[@nicholasrose2205]

Hoo? You're approaching me? Instead of taking up the apples you're really approaching me?
Even though your mother said that you shouldn't eat me because she's going to make a smoothy, like a bartender that has ran out of flavours, you're really going to approach me?
Jotaro: how am I going to peel the skin off of you without coming closer
Banana Dio: hoho, then peel as much as you'd like

[@MartyBrawls]

Lol

[@ryanmckenna9330]

PTSD bro

[@Gothraven]

Just imagine the scene in the yaoi anime

[@urstupid4940]

@@Gothraven AAAAAAAAAAAA ITS A DIO xKAKYOIN SHIPPER MUST BE A WORK OF A ENEMY STAN

[@AffyMoon]

Speedwagon can see DIO's aura, hinting that if he was alive in part 3 he'd have a stand

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

His stand is *ZA OIL*

[@Dehydratedoctopus]

@@mitth_raw_nuruodo 😂😂😂😂 It's true

[@sylv5873]

@@mitth_raw_nuruodo wait ur the one who made the really cursed comment

[@mitth_raw_nuruodo]

@@sylv5873 what comment, I don't remember

[@sylv5873]

@@mitth_raw_nuruodo it was about kakyoin

[@staeslait2343]

"Dio, I'll fight together with you just this once!"
Why does everything that Jonathan says sound so beautiful? Like he really is just a friendly giant man, even to his enemies!

[@Unknown_crusader]

I love how Speedwagon is SO extra that he has to *kick* a matchstick 😂

[@melticdaze6584]

we love a speedy boi

[@detonationlurks]

It’s JOJO and you speak of extra-ness?

[@strangerwalkingaroundayout4823]

You dare insult the best waifu?

[@thegremx]

if he aims well he can burn DIO :>

[@iammidas1616]

You say joseph in that dress? You ain't saying shit about that

[@Sjono]

““Who dares to challenge DIO & Dio?!”
That’s a who new level of being full of himself

[@steve-fl7nz]

Damn, the reply section here is a ghost town!

[@margatroid6742]

Jaxnoder *generic tumbleweed drifting in the wind*

[@rissaliew]

I'm the 666th like

[@steve-fl7nz]

@@rissaliew ruined it lol

[@pizzaman9859]

This town ain’t big enough for the 5 of us.

[@wafflingon2651]

I like how part of DIO and Speedwagon's interaction is basically "Jonathan is my crush, not yours, stop following him around everywhere"

[@the05thatasked52]

Lol

[@user-jb9nz2fs2u]

incest but not actually

[@omgitsfella674]

5:07 Holy shit Dio really is a power bottom

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

I didn't even know what a Power Bottom was or that it was a thing before I found this comment 💀

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Its almost unnerving the way DIO talks to Jojo. He sounds almost happy to see him, despite everything they went through. In a weird and messed up way, DIO loves Jojo, to the point he would be willing to become him.

[@DelanoSeven7]

You got it. Perfectly.

[@shaggyjoestar4585]

Gay

[@VicMeep]

I love how people go so in depth and then there's that one dude that just replies "gay"

[@DelanoSeven7]

@@VicMeep big gay

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Yvette Austin
The hilarity of that is it is pretty much the truth.

[@rubie8410]

Dio just questioned where he got such a big ego

[@carlosalonsolunarivera7381]

That was weird

[@whocares6635]

Maybe because Dio Brando wasn't that all narcissistic.

[@ghost-fs7th]

dio to DIO: where'd u get such a big ego
DIO to dio: uh, from u
dio:
DIO:

[@user-xw5xo3bv1n]

Dio, you thought you had biggest ego in The World, but it is i, Dio, who have it! (c)

[@virtualinsanity589]

@@whocares6635 Nice jojoke

[@johnlocsin1628]

I appreciate the fact that DIO still calls Jonathan “Jojo”

[@pold111]

i like how when dio is fighting his stand users, he's like "can you show me your stand"

[@mandyjones2804]

LMFAO

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Joseph: “Hey, I brought some tequila. ;)”
DIO: “Oh, su- hey, wait a second, I didn’t order any tequila!”

[@kingcrimsans9025]

Dio: *appears*
Kakyoin: *scared Kakyoin noises*

[@rindagnir1470]

69'th like

[@shinichiyoshida5999]

169 like

[@neongray7959]

269 like

[@playboikaniiii]

@@neongray7959 we're at 278 dumbo

[@neongray7959]

@@playboikaniiii no your the dumbo we're at 281

[@doroisdoro]

Me: watching without volume
Characters’ mouths: “More Pants, More Pants, More Pants”

[@rgrizzly3763]

You know what, take this like cus now i see it, and i didn't want to.

[@DynasticG]

BRUH NOW I SEE IT TOO

[@itsjayhere246]

Just give them some pants it's all they want

[@diegoxavier9107]

I guess that's what happens when you only have two mouth animations

[@Paparaga]

I can see that now

[@sushieat8734]

When you realise that DIO looks a lot less dramatic to the other people cuz they can't see his stand

[@Mio_Lila]

Who dares challenge DIO and Dio, attorneys at law?!
edit 2 years later: damn this doin some numbers

[@ghost-fs7th]

fuck the fact dio was a law student really drives this home im crying

[@joelguzman9280]

Fuck i forgot he was top of his class for law

[@Law01YT]

Joseph Joestar (old): HORY SHIET

[@justsomeguywithagoatee8337]

@@Law01YT HORY*

[@NosferatuSpider]

DIO and Dio
Avocados At Law

[@WednesdayMan]

Dio: "Don't make yourself sick with fear. Don't worry. Let go, Kakyoin"
Kakyoin: *Asthma attack intensifies*

[@WednesdayMan]

@@hunter2903 same to you too.

[@WednesdayMan]

@@hunter2903 "Nice stolen comment" has been used. a lot. I never intended to steal anyone's comment, neither did you, but our comments are probably similar to ones made in the past.

[@ArimAhiru]

I don't want to ruin the 666 likes..

[@drmordred5640]

5:37 is timestamp

[@imsuwfuwinguwu3183]

When pet shop said “GEH GEH GEH” I felt that

[@Astro_weeeeee]

When kakyoin said "JDHEUDHBFHDJXHDVDHDHBDVDJDBDBDHDBC VDHDHDHDBDBDHBDJ4JRHDJDBDJDBDDKDJIDBBFJFUFDDFH" I felt that

[@mid8335]

9 egyptan gods: praising dio even fighting and teaming up with him
Dio: hehe funny stand show me more

[@doi5451]

I love how when partnering with Giorno, Dio actually treats him like a son.

[@SVNOG777]

I’m pretty sure araki stated at some point or something that if dio knew Giorno’s existence he would take good care of him (reason? Dio doesn’t wanna end up like his dad)

[@brandonvue2647]

Phobia Pill this truly shows that Dio has some good in him.

[@kappapond]

@@SVNOG777 Sadly he didn't, it was apparebtly hust a rumor with no actual evidence :(

[@jotarokujo2745]

300th like

[@SVNOG777]

Kappa Critic oh okay I wish it was true though :)

[@chainjail924]

video : look! unique dialogue
jotaro : you.....
dio : hooo???
me : ok thats unique

[@glo5643]

ChainJail it’s EXTREMELY unique.

[@arthorization]

It’s not only unique, it’s climatic.

[@M_ZS19]

4:16

[@M_ZS19]

4:24

[@BlueSoulGamer]

When introverts have an argument with each other

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

"You and I were always one and the same."
*Cue the laughter*

[@bingobunny7862]

I love Jotaro's little "oh look, they're teaming up", gotta appreciate the writing of Jotaro's sarcastic remarks.

[@HinaTheBlue]

I love it how everyone has some heated dialogs with him but between Jotaro and DIO it's all just "Uff.. -_-" They're not having it XD

[@itsNekh]

that's the most heated you can get man

[@taetm8868]

Cuz jotaro perfected dio's ult instead of it being dio himself

[@thomasvanspronsen4824]

tHEY REALLY HATE EACHOTHER

[@goggles8691]

They're isn't three dialouges so it makes sense

[@ClockworkChandelure]

"Not this jerkass again..."

[@erlism1]

The first intro where DIO says I never thought I would be able to stand with you again......he’s literally on Jonathan’s body and his body is standing

[@lillyputian5907]

erlism1 it’s like a paranormal encounter

[@erlism1]

Lilliputian yeah it is

[@theadmirableadmiral7408]

with his Stand out

[@areaxisthegurkha]

@@theadmirableadmiral7408 the pun is getting heated

[@william1760201]

HAAAAAAA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE !!!

[@Killerking-er4ib]

0:07 Jojo... I never tought i'd get to STAND here with you again...

[@tophatgrunt8147]

4:17 hey wait a minute, isn't this the "oh? you're approaching me?" line?

[@user-qt7nk3yx7o]

yes yes yes

[@azlan_shah]

YES!

[@cthulhuchan9587]

Best DIO quote: "Hoo..."

[@baguette3025]

H O E

[@itslikeameatyexplosion]

"im gonna suck you dry"

[@thedragonumiko6142]

5:47

[@icantchangemypfphelp3927]

E

[@miuumaooo]

@Minato Arisato "ah you're back"

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Who dare challenges DIO and Dio

[@Nin6744]

We'll show you who stands on top!

[@NashiEmilie]

The dio in capital
He's older and have more experience

[@AGnar0k]

*nope.mp4*

[@purplephish6678]

@Catmandu101 KONO DIO DA

[@dogman5028]

@Catmandu101 Diego.

[@croc1887]

4:17 when the jojo reference has a jojo reference inside

[@mmfreshmeat2860]

Kakyoin while being a badass and taking his glasses off: *Ughhhh uaaaah Aaaaaaa*

[@lemonyfish3303]

Jotaro:Jackass.....
DIO:
*HOO*

[@glo5643]

River 005 lmao 😂

[@galacsucc630]

*h o o . . .*

[@MickeyMouseFromTroomTroom]

*H O O . . .*

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

Sound like he had the best orgasm

[@finger2467]

Iggy: Dio...
me: _sobbing_
Avdol: That mans voice...
me: *ugly sobbing*
Kakyoin: No matter what happ-
me: *_UGLY SOBBING AT AN UNGODLY VOLUME_*

[@frenchiewearingahoodie3770]

Lt. Creampie me to

[@Aryan-ls3mw]

Fuck I just saw that episode today I cried like a baby lmaooo

[@sonicking7871]

@@Aryan-ls3mw ikr it was so sad that the French guy didn't say baguette and mr vampie was like
O no

[@joeycarmine3830]

*mutes volume *

[@cactieythecactus]

666 likes oh noes

[@latrinawilder7698]

why is no one talking about the: “I will suck you dry” DIO said to Old Joseph 😭😭

[@alienzenus155]

Exactly! It sounds so sus lmao

[@jds8438]

Idk Joseph’s blood taste pretty good

[@pkmntrainerred4247]

DIO accidentally saw Josuke's mom sucking him dry once and thought " Damn he got good meat"

[@DynoSkrimisher]

"Dio... I'll fight together with you again just this once!"
"You and I always were one and the same..."

[@Gray-sanity]

Skip to 5:07s quote then immediately skip to 5:47s qoute

[@DerpTheGamer265]

hot----I MEAN WHAT

[@DerpTheGamer265]

yes

[@scarletrosekat9444]

*NO NO NO NO*

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

OOOH MY GOOOD

[@rubiedoll511]

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

[@Z.O.1991]

From the tone of his voice towards Giorno, you could hear that Dio has compassion for his son, and who knows, he could had been a better dad, than, Giorno's step-dad.

[@Odinsday]

Aversion Shipping Giorno is a lot like DIO in a lot of ways. He would definitely be proud. Although it’s pretty obvious that Jonathan’s pure heart also lies within Giorno. I don’t think DIO is upset at that fact tho.

[@aparnarajesh]

I wish that dio was alive

[@luneth770]

I'm not too sure, to be honest. Dunno if it was directed towards Giorno, but I think he called him a brat, plus he never dropped his ego when he fought alongside his son.

[@jellyringsricepudding6961]

Basically Jonathan is Giorno's dad but Oh well I guess

[@IIIGioGioStarIII]

Maybe because out of all the Dio Babies he had spread through the world, Giorno is the only one who isn't a waste of a sperm and an egg.

[@cellinhell11]

love how when DIO and dio meet they immediately team up lol

[@scarpotato]

1:51 DIO and his stand Dio Brando.

[@enricobaschenis4257]

8:40
"The joestars discuss their immensely complicated family tree
again"

[@sinspedroski4748]

DIO: ...
Pucci: Yes daddy DIO
DIO: What
Pucci: What

[@just_some_loli7029]

Omg 😂 really you just made my day

[@heroboy8846]

Lmao

[@claudioandino3199]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
thats how giorno was born

[@TenshiIchika]

I feel like God child would say that

[@DioBrando-jw3jw]

what

[@MinorityHunterZoro1]

3:26
I was half expecting Dio to say "wtf is this"

[@josephjoestar1550]

4:04 DIO causally standing out in the sunlight

[@V1sual]

5:46 me during a presentation

[@ryanm4166]

How did you get a footage of me during my school presentation?

[@moaaar8783]

ZdVbbfSfVbFg

[@diegoscoffeemug]

I love how this is so relatable that I didn't even have to click the time stamp, I instantly knew which part you were talking about 😭

[@REDFRLegend]

I can't even say a single word! I'm just standing there and have a mental breakdown!

[@FshineK]

Dead characters: H-how are you alive?

[@muanims]

ARE YOU EVEN QUESTIONING THAT

[@CodeMan-tj3rt]

"I have no idea"

[@kross_draws]

Jonathan: Dio... alive?! It can’t be!
Dio: (wearing Jonathan’s body)

[@gentlemagala3829]

I love how everyone has interesting dialogue even iggy with his thoughts but pet shop is just going “SKRAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@daggerace9918]

Dio with other people: "I am above you! prepare to die!"
Dio with Jotaro: "Ah, shit."

[@Mechasonicrocks]

1:42-1:49
Sure, they SOUND like best buddies, but we all know they’re both scheming to betray one another at some point. No version of Dio would ever share a position of power, even with himself!

[@thatoneguy7715]

I'm the 69 like lol

[@39lol79]

I was 100

[@thewall4069]

*don't trust anyone, not even yourself*

[@maryd9751]

He was willing to share it with Pucci i think

[@kiloklavdi1185]

They're very arrogant but they know each other very well so I doubt they wouldn't betray each other

[@dwvcollection]

Part 4 Jotaro about meeting with DIO again: "Jackass."

[@ryderwilson605]

Deer War Veteran this is literally the only comment I seen here without any replies

[@crimsont3ar]

Well now you went and ruined it

[@scarb5256]

DIO and Pucci were just straight up being a couple and basically saying I love you through actions and LOOK AT THE WAY DIO HOLDS HIS HAND

[@reuv8441]

“Don’t be scared. Just let it go.”
*asthmatic breathing*

[@10amprickfight]

Jotaro and DIO are like little kids that h8 each other SO MUCH

[@neptune9647]

*_H o o_*

[@ohmeohmicah]

thats literally part 1 but with the reenacted version of part 3

[@groovyfox2889]

Yet their children get along swimmingly.

[@prestongarvey2599]

"Who dares to challenge DIO and Dio?!" - Dio
Jotaro: *Sweating Profusely*

[@katieanzueto478]

Preston Garvey who dares challenge jotaro and jotaro
Dio : *intense sweating*

[@red3994]

Jotaro in actuality: oh great, they’re teaming up

[@skelo9033]

Joseph isn’t mad that he’s Dio,he’s mad that Dio made his granny erina angry.

[@understandablehaveagreatda43]

I love how its just the same animation over and over again for each intro

[@Amexel]

Really interesting how Dio Brando calls DIO out on getting such an ego. I guess it’s true that Dio was a bit less egoistic and arrogant than DIO.

[@illusionofquality979]

I mean, in the end Dio came on top so after besting Jonathan his ego must have went through the roof, especially since he almost got wrecked for the 3rd time. No wonder his name got all capitalized!

[@t10god]

@@illusionofquality979 and THEN he walks out of the coffin with a stand that stops Time. Like, absolutely his ego is gonna peak in P3 lmao

[@secguy554]

@@t10god he didnt have the stand when he got out of the coffin tho, he only got it after he found enyaba and got stabbed with the arrow

[@t10god]

@@secguy554 oh yeah youre right. ah, well my thought still stands. he gets pierced by the arrow and goes "oh, my stand stops time!"

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@@secguy554 either way,his ego is still gonna blow through the roof. Hes already got women for his pleasure,followers that treat him like a god,immortality and can stop time

[@hirahiro2331]

DIO's interactions with Johnathan made me cry. Like, I forget that DIO genuinely respects Johnathan and he always speak calmly with him and...and he still did the shit he did to survive....
"Is that you, Dio?"
"Jojo, I never thought, I'd get to stand here with you again."
I also realize that Dio only refers to Johnathan as JoJo and never his defendants.
Ugh, if Dio wasn't an ass, I'm sure Johnathan would've lived to see prolly Jotoro.

[@scoobissleepy3526]

Uh no jonathan wouldn’t

[@hirahiro2331]

@@scoobissleepy3526 I'm sure he would. If not the 17yrs old in but I'm sure of it. If Hamon slows down aging, I think he'd look fine.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

@@hirahiro2331 i mean jotaro was born in like 1972, by then jonathan would be over 100

[@hirahiro2331]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 looking like (probably) 50-70 years old.

[@dragondelsur5156]

I'm not sure if he would live to see Jotaro but definitely would be alive to see Joseph.

[@Rainnez]

King Crimson Vs The World
Time:Confused screaming

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

4:25 he said it boys he said

[@JerryDairy4311]

*Someone laid an egg at **5:47*

[@brookeg6670]

Bean Boi thank you for this comment

[@txbandit101]

KAKYOIN! DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?

[@Whack0]

When he said, “hoo...” I really felt that 😔✊

[@sadvec6328]

Love or Hate DIO
He's spittin facts right now

[@macfhp]

@@sadvec6328 Fr😳

[@Nai_101]

Mukatte kuru no ka

[@lin-ce2307]

Dio: *calls speedwagon a worm*
Me: *you have crossed the ducking line*

[@quickblader1716]

4:17 Ah yes, that scene in the anime but with different captions

[@HoodWeegee]

“Where did you get that ego?”
The lack of self awareness from Dio is amazing. WHERE DO YOU THINK FUTURE YOU GOT IT FROM?!

[@verywell279]

DIO: pucchi fight me
Pucchi: no :c

[@littleduck3686]

I love how Dio treats battles with his servants as testing or sparring matches

[@no-do5od]

“You’re that magician”
That got me. 😂

[@edotenseisama6840]

Honestly, as much as Dio “hates” Jonathon, I feel like he really doesn’t. He was constantly commending him on his fighting skills and defended his honour, and honestly EOH really makes it seem like he doesn’t hate him.

[@illusionofquality979]

Ya, he is melancholic when you team them up.
But even the anime and the manga showed that he respects Jojo after he forced him to decapitate himself. It would be cute to see an AU when they actually became genuine friends.

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Jonathan is the only person Dio considers to be his equal so he has great respect for him

[@muzahidsubho1007]

JonaTHON

[@ailingstar8856]

@@illusionofquality979 Look up 'Jonathan Joestar & Dio Brando' on AO3, and sort by kudos. You're sure to get some good results.

[@edisonuhicantthinkofanythi4697]

@@illusionofquality979 no look up rule 34 with Dio Brando X Johnthan joestar you will see very wholesome things

[@iluv_nana]

Welp, since Dio was going to study law, I might as well make a AA game for him
Dio Brando: Phantom Attorney
There.

[@illusionofquality979]

グレートですよ！

[@JP-hk6xw]

Dio's Bizarre Court Case

[@frenzygreeny1668]

Judge: soooooo you're a 100 years old vampire? And a lawyer.
DIO: yea
Von Karma: no shit
Phoenix:

[@aeisha1491]

@@JP-hk6xwLmfaoo

[@TrippieDaFatMF]

5:06 Ayo DIO sus

[@superbigtime]

Despite DIO usually being manipulative and soft-spoken on purpose with his subordinates, his tone with Giorno is legitimate. It's less condescending and purposefully controlling and more exptectant, like a parent with serious expectations.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

0:06 That's a lie, you stand with him all the time. You literally can't stand without him.

[@carlosalonsolunarivera7381]

He also has Jonathan's Stand, I can't [STAND] these jokes

[@primordiuspendragon1620]

@@carlosalonsolunarivera7381 Nope, The World is Dio's stand, Jonathan's Stand will be Tusk, which is also OP as hell at Act 4.

[@caesargold3695]

I always thought johnathans stand was just tusk with a hamon variant, if Diego from another universe had a variant of the world it all makes sense. Saying all hamon users have the same stand is just unimaginative and doesn’t fit JoJo. Dio did showcase a stand similair to hermit but it’s very possible that he could not access its full power like Johnathan would have been able to and developed it further.

[@carlosalonsolunarivera7381]

@@primordiuspendragon1620 I mean the Hermit Purple - like stand, which has been established to be Jonathan's

[@primordiuspendragon1620]

GammaRyuzaki XXI The initial intent of The World's power was it having the power of all stands, but that obviously changed to time stop as it's canon power. Also Hamon doesn't mean shit to what stand someone will have, Araki was clear with this when he gave Diego the World as his real stand.

[@PlumEXE]

4:16 In japanese this is exactly the same dialogue as “Hoo you’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?”
“I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”

[@ethanm8756]

That’s... kinda the point...

[@darkbrogaming2841]

Thats why i thinking

[@darkbrogaming2841]

This is kinda familiar

[@esk1279]

*it's kinda hard to beat your ass without getting closer*

[@Pauavi]

@@ethanm8756 yeah but the subs are different so not as iconic

[@barnaclescum7011]

I like how Jotaro and Dio barely have to say anything to each other, they just *know*

[@spacecadetlostintransit]

0:15 I will never get used to those shoes