AI Judge Cannon: Defense Motions

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • AI Judge Aileen Cannon gets all hot and bothered during a recent court hearing when the defense starts talking about Trump...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 228

  • @whynotstartusingyourbrain8726
    @whynotstartusingyourbrain8726 3 місяці тому +171

    Obstruction of justice. That's what she does.

    • @tedmoy
      @tedmoy 3 місяці тому +8

      She's right in line for the next SCOTUS

    • @ChantingInTheDark
      @ChantingInTheDark 3 місяці тому +8

      @@tedmoy - Which should scare the shit out of EVERY American.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +2

      @@tedmoy Which judge is she replacing, then???

    • @Detrumpificator4377
      @Detrumpificator4377 3 місяці тому +2

      @@thaisstone5192 Clarence Thomas born 1948. Samuel Alito born 1950, Sonya Sotomayor born 1954 are all up for retirement However any one of the 9 could step down.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Detrumpificator4377 Just because they can retire, doesn't mean they will.

  • @floridamaninthewild
    @floridamaninthewild 3 місяці тому +111

    Just the fact that she was appointed by Trump should have disqualified her. She never should have been handed the case

    • @kristyanne719
      @kristyanne719 3 місяці тому +5

      No one is saying this enough. Shit, why didn't they just make Don Jr. the judge and be done with it!?

    • @chuckbouscaren3898
      @chuckbouscaren3898 3 місяці тому +4

      It's not only that Trump appointed her but he appointed her after he had already lost reelection. Could it be that her appointment was premeditated because he knew he would face charges once no longer (gulp) the president? Her behavior sure does support such an idea and it's worthy of investigation.

    • @jamietrites6696
      @jamietrites6696 2 місяці тому

      will TrUmP go to jail ?

    • @Bell207B
      @Bell207B 2 місяці тому

      Not as long as SCOTUS continues protecting the orange moron.​@@jamietrites6696

  • @diogenes34
    @diogenes34 3 місяці тому +56

    I’m amazed how they so accurately portrayed judge Cannon.

  • @markracer3281
    @markracer3281 3 місяці тому +44

    All joking aside, this is the REAL TRUTH of this F.U. situation at "little" hands of crybaby Donnie... VOTE BLUE & DEMOCRACY LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sharonharris9782
    @sharonharris9782 3 місяці тому +74

    "And to run out for some fresh batteries." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janicerogers6216
      @janicerogers6216 3 місяці тому +1

      Sounds like she needs industrial strength batteries

    • @Happy-uy5wc
      @Happy-uy5wc 3 місяці тому +2

      Regarding, running out for fresh batteries... get the kind that you plug in the wall or one that you kick start that says HARLEY DAVIDSON on it.

    • @helenmathisen3499
      @helenmathisen3499 3 місяці тому

      SHE Doesn't Need Batteries, Because SHE GOT 🤠 ❗️😉👍

  • @alexchavez5322
    @alexchavez5322 3 місяці тому +49

    She finished her motion and THE motion, simultaneously. She's like the knockoff version of a temu judge.

  • @IamwhoIam333
    @IamwhoIam333 3 місяці тому +36

    I hope she sees this.

    • @timbirch4999
      @timbirch4999 3 місяці тому +2

      LOL Or one of the writers for Saturday Night Live. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @42VS42
    @42VS42 3 місяці тому +33

    She is what would happen if MTG were a judge.

    • @kennixox262
      @kennixox262 3 місяці тому +4

      MTG does not have a law degree. MTG has a GA State degree in "gym".

    • @42VS42
      @42VS42 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kennixox262 Sure, but there's nothing stopping her from becoming a SCOTUS judge. Uggh I feel nauseous now.

  • @dwill123
    @dwill123 3 місяці тому +16

    She needs to go back to Traffic Court.

  • @rjnnc
    @rjnnc 3 місяці тому +82

    Exactly what it is with Cannon. With a last name like that she can't help but be loose.

  • @Mikeyrocksslots
    @Mikeyrocksslots 3 місяці тому +36

    Cannon never has enough batteries.

    • @jimlocodo6601
      @jimlocodo6601 3 місяці тому +4

      When her batteries die she can switch to manual mode.

    • @helenmathisen3499
      @helenmathisen3499 3 місяці тому

      SHE Doesn't Need Batteries!

  • @onemoredeadman
    @onemoredeadman 3 місяці тому +30

    Cannon is begging to "handle" Drumpf, Boozeburp style

  • @MarkTubeG
    @MarkTubeG 3 місяці тому +19

    If only even a single word of this was fiction...

  • @olliemoss2298
    @olliemoss2298 3 місяці тому +81

    11th Circuit Court, please kick this corrupt 'judge' off of this case!!! The American people deserve justice.

    • @RevelQT
      @RevelQT 3 місяці тому

      11th pffff. They are just a bad and frustrated, since they also run out of batteries.

  • @topcat43truffles15
    @topcat43truffles15 3 місяці тому +10

    I wonder which orifice Judge Cannon was using that therapeutic device on?
    Or to use John Hurts logic from the movie Contact, “Why buy one when for twice the money you can get two”
    Then just use them both at the same time…. 🤣

  • @Mukunda16108
    @Mukunda16108 3 місяці тому +12

    Her rulings on this case are soooo ridiculous, we may as well make fun of her and embarrass her in that way, since there's nothing else we can do about it.

  • @joshuastandlee3455
    @joshuastandlee3455 3 місяці тому +8

    "Judge" Cannon: "I have no idea what I'm doing, but Trump gave me this position, so I have to figure out a way for him to win."

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 місяці тому +8

    Ewww😂 gross but funnier than hell!😅😅😅 Lol

  • @Charlie_icu
    @Charlie_icu 3 місяці тому +11

    Nailed it!! 😂❤

  • @DavidEllis-d5t
    @DavidEllis-d5t 3 місяці тому +10

    Are we sure this isn't an actual recording?

    • @Phuc_Yhou
      @Phuc_Yhou 3 місяці тому +5

      It is, that Jabari Jones has all the best sources

  • @J-dizzle2021
    @J-dizzle2021 3 місяці тому +8

    I think she had a Trump bobblehead underneath her robe. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • @zoltaniii9534
    @zoltaniii9534 3 місяці тому +17

    I’m usually left feeling enormously satisfied after one of your videos but with this one I just feel you could have gone in, much deeper.

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 3 місяці тому +2

      He's not going down that rabbit warren.

    • @zoltaniii9534
      @zoltaniii9534 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Woodbug-b7thaha, so many holes to choose from.

    • @BobSullivan-f4m
      @BobSullivan-f4m Місяць тому

      That's what SHE said ! Stormy too.

  • @Firode9856
    @Firode9856 3 місяці тому +16

    Trump ho

  • @rjung_ch
    @rjung_ch 3 місяці тому +14

    She is on his side, that's so obvious.

    • @markg.7865
      @markg.7865 3 місяці тому +1

      This video isn't too far off from the truth.

  • @AlexMelendez-k9i
    @AlexMelendez-k9i 3 місяці тому +5

    Oh boy Judge Aileen Cannon…. DONALD TRUMP’S favorite Girl

  • @justsaying14
    @justsaying14 3 місяці тому +8

    Gross on so many levels 🤮🤮🤮

  • @singhjobim9719
    @singhjobim9719 3 місяці тому +11

    I'm wetter than a burial plot on the Mar a Lago golf course.

    • @philipr1567
      @philipr1567 3 місяці тому +4

      I've just drained my swamp.

  • @abbiewilliams975
    @abbiewilliams975 3 місяці тому +8

    She is blatantly obstructing justice! And she serves a lifetime appt😮

  • @YesItsReallyKeith
    @YesItsReallyKeith 3 місяці тому +9

    she is an embarrassment to the profession!

  • @GlenB1963
    @GlenB1963 3 місяці тому +9

    Bang on. 😂 F ing sadly.

  • @matchrocket1702
    @matchrocket1702 3 місяці тому +20

    Judge Cannon sounds better than she looks.

    • @tedmoy
      @tedmoy 3 місяці тому +5

      The look of corruption? Or evil?

    • @stevenk1833
      @stevenk1833 3 місяці тому +7

      @@tedmoy Both.

    • @ChantingInTheDark
      @ChantingInTheDark 3 місяці тому +2

      What IS up with that jawline!

    • @PV013
      @PV013 3 місяці тому +3

      Two bagger?

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ChantingInTheDarkShe's got the Minnie Driver look going on. 😂

  • @isaganipalanca8803
    @isaganipalanca8803 3 місяці тому +13

    As usual - the exact truth!!!!

  • @DavidinTexas
    @DavidinTexas 3 місяці тому +17

    Lauren Boebert bragged about fighting to get comprehensive sexual education out of Colorado schools...Imagine what the parents told her kids about sexual inter course

    • @jojoaausone
      @jojoaausone 3 місяці тому

      Damn straight! Get sex ed back where it belongs, in the back seat at the drive-in. What do you mean "what's a drive-in?"?

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 3 місяці тому +1

      That it doesn't exist until you're married and its your choice to have a baby but if someone forces themself on you you have to keep it as a souvenir so you can always remember to never let it happen again because it's your fault for not shaving your head and wearing a potato sack but 5 and a half months later you fell out during at the gun bar when I was shootn n drinkn and that's how mommy and daddy met.

  • @WildmanUSAF
    @WildmanUSAF 3 місяці тому +4

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Oh, how did you catch Judge Cannon at her best? 🤣😂🤣

  • @jackmays2907
    @jackmays2907 3 місяці тому +12

    Accurate

  • @veganforlife5733
    @veganforlife5733 3 місяці тому +5

    Aileen, Get some of those Energizer Bunny Batteries. They keep Going and Going, so you can keep doing the opposite.

  • @Ou8y2k2
    @Ou8y2k2 3 місяці тому +5

    Justice delayed is justice denied. Cannon is an embarrassment to the rule of law.

  • @tommyboy500
    @tommyboy500 3 місяці тому +6

    Miss sticky finger

  • @steven.h0629
    @steven.h0629 3 місяці тому +6

    Yep.. that's the problem, she's def. on speed dial

  • @blautens
    @blautens 3 місяці тому +6

    Wow - how did you get this recording?

  • @KleWdSide
    @KleWdSide 3 місяці тому +7

    Her legal career is going to suffer.
    Mark my words.

  • @elizabethmead2852
    @elizabethmead2852 3 місяці тому +4

    Ai cannon for scotus! She puts her corruption front & center!

  • @syntheticbone
    @syntheticbone 3 місяці тому +5

    She needs to be removed

  • @veganforlife5733
    @veganforlife5733 3 місяці тому +4

    On a related topic, Stormy asked, hey Donnie, when are you going to give me that🍄🤏? Trump responded: I already did.🥳

    • @philipr1567
      @philipr1567 3 місяці тому

      For other mushroom-related humor, see Izzie Tinyet.

  • @douglasdowns4846
    @douglasdowns4846 3 місяці тому +3

    She obviously hasn't seen his physique when he is wearing his golfing sports wear🤮

  • @anybodyhandle
    @anybodyhandle 3 місяці тому +7

    The best reality of cannon be orange in 11 district in Florida 😂

  • @robertodebeers2551
    @robertodebeers2551 3 місяці тому +4

    Even I know this is an understatement, and I'm a handsome poo-poo-head, too.

  • @rogerpicklum1871
    @rogerpicklum1871 3 місяці тому +7

    Pulitzer material.

  • @edwardb7811
    @edwardb7811 3 місяці тому +5

    A loose cannon.

  • @It.s-just-me
    @It.s-just-me 3 місяці тому +5

    True to life.

  • @tommitchell8425
    @tommitchell8425 3 місяці тому +3

    Disgustingly BRILLIANT 😊

  • @hearhaw
    @hearhaw 3 місяці тому +3

    The sad part is Jack Smith still doesn't take it up to appeals.

  • @22ninja1
    @22ninja1 3 місяці тому +2

    Judge Cannon is Melania's replacement kissing the ring on the mushroom.

  • @hansvandijk1487
    @hansvandijk1487 3 місяці тому +4

    As always….. F***ing hilarious!!
    Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱.

  • @jeanbart9458
    @jeanbart9458 3 місяці тому +5

    True story.

  • @OG_Sasquatch
    @OG_Sasquatch 3 місяці тому +2

    Jabari, you are the gift that keeps giving you most handsome, and best body and sexiest man alive.

  • @podcastpatriot
    @podcastpatriot 3 місяці тому +5

    😂🤢🤣

  • @IamwhoIam333
    @IamwhoIam333 3 місяці тому +5

    I hope she sees this.

  • @susancoddington6393
    @susancoddington6393 3 місяці тому +5

    This is all so true. Great job

  • @plebeian_egalitarian
    @plebeian_egalitarian 3 місяці тому +3

    LOL!!! These are the funniest!!!

  • @tedmoy
    @tedmoy 3 місяці тому +4

    🤮🤮😂😂

  • @imacmill
    @imacmill 3 місяці тому +2

    As funny as this is, there's nothing funny about the reality of it.

  • @fps079
    @fps079 3 місяці тому +4

    Perfect

  • @mymusic-gq9fn
    @mymusic-gq9fn 3 місяці тому +2

    Judge MAGA in our courts is a bad idea!

  • @cosmosgato
    @cosmosgato 3 місяці тому +4

    That is her!

  • @jeanneganrude8549
    @jeanneganrude8549 3 місяці тому +4

    Too scarily real for me. 😂

  • @Barracuda24-f3w
    @Barracuda24-f3w 3 місяці тому +2

    Jabari never disappoints! 😂

  • @Reubenhubert
    @Reubenhubert 3 місяці тому +2

    How did you get the recordings?

  • @RKabasaC
    @RKabasaC 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG!! This is so funny!!!

  • @planeandsimplexplained
    @planeandsimplexplained 3 місяці тому +2

    Life imitating Art

  • @chrishughes9399
    @chrishughes9399 3 місяці тому +1

    It's funny that AI in this case, that it's also fact😅😅😅😅😅

  • @twotoned2774
    @twotoned2774 3 місяці тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stecorre3434
    @stecorre3434 3 місяці тому +8

    Where is Little Donnie?

  • @stephen1569
    @stephen1569 3 місяці тому +2

    There is only one way to get rid of Trump.

    • @thatrogersmith
      @thatrogersmith 3 місяці тому

      By politely escorting him to a busy freeway and then asking him to lie down and count the mufflers?

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone5192 3 місяці тому +1

    (149) Not sure what to make of this one.

  • @hansombrother1
    @hansombrother1 3 місяці тому +2

    OMG ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @_GodBlessYou
    @_GodBlessYou 3 місяці тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @L4uR3Nification
    @L4uR3Nification 3 місяці тому +2

    🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

  • @donlucchese7280
    @donlucchese7280 3 місяці тому +1

    Ben Shapiro passed bar exam?

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 3 місяці тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoecolquitt1355
    @zoecolquitt1355 3 місяці тому +1

    All hail the 🍊 Eric Cartman

  • @edg3048
    @edg3048 3 місяці тому

    She's competing with Uncle Thomas and Flag Alito for 2024 Corrupt Judicial Official.

  • @n40tom
    @n40tom 3 місяці тому +1

    I like most of the stuff this was lame

  • @LadyYoop
    @LadyYoop 3 місяці тому

    She is so far from Fair and Impartial. She's already shown that....she NEEDS to be fired. Gone. Done. Useless.

  • @-Dal
    @-Dal 3 місяці тому +1

    "Hawk Tuah"

  • @quicksandsavior
    @quicksandsavior 3 місяці тому +1

    Corrupt judge.

  • @Lizablue0608
    @Lizablue0608 3 місяці тому +1

    🤮 He’s no looker. 😂

  • @atrainabomb77
    @atrainabomb77 2 місяці тому

    Look, what do you expect from the former yoga and flamenco dance reporter from the Miami Nuevo Herald Tribune? What a joke.

  • @kristyanne719
    @kristyanne719 3 місяці тому

    When all this bullshit is over we need to re-enact July 14th 1789 or March 15th 44 BC. Either one is fine!

  • @helenmathisen3499
    @helenmathisen3499 3 місяці тому

    Just THE FACT That SHE Was/Will BE APPOINTED?!

  • @Jean-claudeDecoste
    @Jean-claudeDecoste 2 місяці тому

    We can say that Cannon got something in common with Trump when he's talking about sharks; they need "batteries"😅

  • @M21-w1y
    @M21-w1y 27 днів тому

    This is the caliber of judges we have in our judicial system🤮🤮not only is this one bias, but her eyesight has deteriorated badly as well as her olfactory system😂😂😂😂

  • @22ninja1
    @22ninja1 3 місяці тому

    It's been four days since the last video, hope there's a new video about the debate or the Supreme Court decision on Trump immunity.

  • @ctwentysevenj6531
    @ctwentysevenj6531 3 місяці тому

    Judgy Wudgy loves her widows comforter 😅.

  • @GdHr-oz5ph
    @GdHr-oz5ph 3 місяці тому

    Lol. Excellent as always.😅👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Andrew-oy2et
    @Andrew-oy2et 3 місяці тому +1

    lol

  • @djksfhakhaks
    @djksfhakhaks 3 місяці тому

    Why you do this? Her actual paperless motions if read out loud are actually more funny.

  • @sheldondrake8935
    @sheldondrake8935 3 місяці тому

    it's just so hard to tell from that photo if she is a completely empty block of wood, i just can't say for sure

  • @CC-vw1cs
    @CC-vw1cs 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 yup this makes total sense re. Canon....!

  • @huckleberryfinn-cz3gd
    @huckleberryfinn-cz3gd 3 місяці тому

    "the court needs a short pause to compose herself and get some fresh *batteries*" 😅