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  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 6 років тому +1380

    First joke with Milton Jones was the best! 👌😂

  • @ethanlappin
    @ethanlappin 6 років тому +402

    Wtf, this isn't Galway girl

  • @Jeff121456
    @Jeff121456 6 років тому +871

    How about "things you'd never hear on Mock the Week?"

    • @error-dc2ox
      @error-dc2ox 6 років тому +28

      A funny joke.

    • @betaman7988
      @betaman7988 6 років тому +74

      ‘You know guys, I think the Brexit transition is going well and have the fullest support for Theresa May and her cabinet’

    • @benramsey6177
      @benramsey6177 6 років тому +88

      “...And joining us this week, Frankie Boyle!”

    • @betaman7988
      @betaman7988 6 років тому +33

      "Welcome to the very last episode of Mock The Week"

    • @2490debrick
      @2490debrick 6 років тому +18

      Something funny that isn't riddled with lefty propaganda...

  • @elliotyamamoto38
    @elliotyamamoto38 6 років тому +676

    Rhys's back is hurting from carrying his team.

    • @LorddexGAMNG
      @LorddexGAMNG 6 років тому +5

      Ell Hiro back must be broken

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +63

      He does illustrate the point well that Galway Girl is so damn overplayed.

    • @justincronkright5025
      @justincronkright5025 4 роки тому +8

      And yet, she was quite hilarious on one and fairly good on the other. And Rhys had a single topic for multiple jokes... Let them do what they can do, when they can do it.

  • @diekrahe.
    @diekrahe. 6 років тому +162

    The shipping forecast: your Amazon package has been lost.

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 6 років тому +44

    The last one was too good 😂 Fair play Rhys 👏

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 6 років тому +321

    Coming up next, It's Raining Men, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Rain. And after the Hurricane Florence coverage, we'll play some music.

    • @volatilelion657
      @volatilelion657 6 років тому +58

      Just kidding. It's Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 6 років тому +5

      How about the Doors Riders of the Storm

    • @timothyw98
      @timothyw98 6 років тому +2

      We got a great one its surfing by the beach boys.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 6 років тому +3

      How about hurricane by Bridgit Mendler

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 5 років тому +3

      New Orleans doesn't like Katrina And The Waves. 2005 said it all.

  • @thepoetandie7619
    @thepoetandie7619 5 років тому +15

    Watched this at 2:42am. Thanks Ed, needed that pep talk.

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 6 років тому +80

    2:29 “MUST... HAVE.... COFFEE!”
    Exactly my first thought of the day too! lol 😂

  • @grumpierlion2217
    @grumpierlion2217 6 років тому +238

    I have a sudden urge to listen to 'Galway Girl' by Ed Sheeran...

    • @asterismos5451
      @asterismos5451 5 років тому +10

      Turn on the radio

    • @justincronkright5025
      @justincronkright5025 4 роки тому +2

      Had never heard it before I went and listened to 5 seconds of it after hearing Rhys bang on against it...
      NEVER HEARING it before was probably almost too much of it.

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier Рік тому

      What's wrong with the song?

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 5 років тому +52

    Ok, the one about 3 AM, you hear things like that at 3 AM on American radio stations; assuming they haven't switched over to infomercials.

  • @TheTerminator423
    @TheTerminator423 4 роки тому +26

    Can we all agree that Rhys was the best on this round😅

  • @olive8126
    @olive8126 6 років тому +75

    Milton Jones is hilarious

  • @harendrasingh_22
    @harendrasingh_22 6 років тому +15

    2:42 😂 This guy is awesome !.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 5 років тому +80

    Drinking game:- have a pint of beer every time Gallway Girl is mentioned.

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 5 років тому +7

      You must, I think, consider the downside of alcohol poisoning.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 років тому +3

      @@carlfranz6805 you could have a non alcoholic drink if you don't want to suffer from alcohol poisoning.

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb 2 роки тому

      Or every time it was played on the radio? hence his running joke.

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster 4 роки тому +5

    It’s 3am, it’s time to sit back and listen to the smooth sounds of two foxes screaming their heads off and then knocking over the ****ing wheelie bins, again.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 6 років тому +184

    I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.

  • @Elmo9001
    @Elmo9001 6 років тому +170

    SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 6 років тому +10

      KISSED HER ON THE NECK AND THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND

    • @reubenaaa
      @reubenaaa 5 років тому +21

      SHE HAD JACK IN HER MOUTH AND MIKE UP THE ASS

    • @gracereads2917
      @gracereads2917 5 років тому +5

      KISSED HER ON THE CORNER THEN I TOOK HER BY THE HAND SAID BABY I JUST WANNA DANCE MY PRETTY LITTLE GALWAY GIRLLLLL

    • @sorrowandsufferin924
      @sorrowandsufferin924 4 роки тому

      literally the only acceptable part of that song. I rest my case.

    • @shaunpenne1840
      @shaunpenne1840 4 роки тому

      @@reubenaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darthlazurus4382
    @darthlazurus4382 6 років тому +29

    " *OH GOD!* Why am I not dead yet?"
    That was my first thought of the day.

  • @thedoomslayer5175
    @thedoomslayer5175 4 роки тому +9

    0:34-0:44 this is literally my life every day

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 6 років тому +113

    My Entry
    "An now on hospital radio, a little something out those who are recovering from gangrene and leprosy: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS, THE WILL NOT NOT HEAL...!"

  • @Mahangelafy
    @Mahangelafy 6 років тому +108

    “HuGh Is kEePiNg ThIs shOW aLiVe”

    • @defaultyorker6096
      @defaultyorker6096 6 років тому +6

      Yeah. Also Acaster and Milton when they're on.

  • @dewianthony4991
    @dewianthony4991 5 років тому +6

    Love Hugh 's Archers joke !

  • @blakethomson7775
    @blakethomson7775 6 років тому +17

    I'm in the middle of finals week, and Ed's first joke hit a little too close to home.

  • @OpreRoma
    @OpreRoma 6 років тому +10

    Parcel arrived at sorting depot in Tamworth at 6:09PM. This is the Shipping Forecast

  • @et4751
    @et4751 4 роки тому +2

    The Gallway Girl gag's reminicent of The Goodies Pirate Radio where the only song playing is A Walk in the Black Forest. 🙂

  • @MrLachyG
    @MrLachyG 5 років тому +3

    0:35 ironically the exact time I am watching this video. Totally not crying though.....

  • @joshuakerr5702
    @joshuakerr5702 Рік тому +4

    Ironically Tom Allen has now presented a show on Radio 3 😂

  • @SOSOwner
    @SOSOwner 4 роки тому +6

    2:39 Scatman reference?

  • @andymac4883
    @andymac4883 5 років тому +47

    And now, the shipping forecast.
    Spock, Kirk, pon-farr, rising slowly.

    • @shaunpenne1840
      @shaunpenne1840 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anna_in_aotearoa3166
      @anna_in_aotearoa3166 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, must admit when Milton said "There will be shipping", my mind also immediately went to the zone of rather niche fanfic... 🤭

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 6 років тому +7

    The bolt from the blue joke 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +16

    And let’s see what today’s message in a bottle says:
    “Please give this to Sting.”

  • @edwardphilibin3151
    @edwardphilibin3151 4 роки тому +5

    "This concludes George Carlin's 'Seven Words You Can't Say on the Radi... ohhhhh.'
    Annnd THERE go the phones."

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 4 роки тому

      For some odd reason I actually get the joke, even though it was a bit before my time.

    • @edwardphilibin3151
      @edwardphilibin3151 4 роки тому

      @@bluebear1985 Well the bit is a case of "Exactly what it says on the tin." 😀

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 4 роки тому +5

    If 92-year-old Enid is one of their younger listeners, I’m not sure if I wanna know how old the older ones are.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 6 років тому +46

    Hes right about radios playing the same damn track over and over. Not the timeless classics tho just a song noone will remember in two months

  • @_barncat
    @_barncat 3 роки тому +1

    i wish these were all in a chronological playlist, just these clips not the whole episodes

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 5 років тому +11

    1:49 If I had a nickel for every bald guy who did that joke on this show I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • @java4656
    @java4656 4 роки тому +7

    The Galway Girl ones are way too true.

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 2 роки тому

      To be fair, as pop songs go, Galway Girl is still much better than a lot of the other tosh on the radio.

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 6 років тому +53

    I’m Irish and Ed Sheeran destroyed that song! lol 😂

  • @pencilpauli9442
    @pencilpauli9442 2 роки тому +1

    And now the Shipping Forecast.
    Mrs. Atheridge of Wirral's parcel is now on its way with Evri.
    High chance of delivery to the wrong address.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому +6

    Now let’s see what’s in the message in a bottle. “Send More Wine.”

  • @louisdawes2337
    @louisdawes2337 3 роки тому +2

    " and now, we introduce the sign language show"

  • @mortenu.5606
    @mortenu.5606 4 роки тому +3

    The shipping forecast:Me and You

  • @humairaa226
    @humairaa226 6 років тому +5

    Who's the guy who was making ed Sheeran jokes
    He's funny

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +3

    1:41 - So the mic in the middle is just for show?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +2

      Yes. According to one of the behind the scenes documentaries, it's main purpose is to help the panellists quickly stand in the correct position without having to look down at the mark on the floor.

    • @Joraultechy
      @Joraultechy 4 роки тому +1

      Yes- they’re all lav’d up anyways, you can see their lavalier microphones and their transmission packs on their bodies.

  • @jayschoenhaaar5369
    @jayschoenhaaar5369 5 років тому +2

    I think I’ve had the same thought of the day

  • @susanjewitt8783
    @susanjewitt8783 4 роки тому +1

    Rhys is pretty good.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому +1

    Uh yes you were supposed to play Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold, but you played that’s what makes you beautiful by one direction.

  • @jakemason100
    @jakemason100 3 роки тому

    Skibidibapbapbapbapbeam sorry I thought I was having a stroke it’s Galway girl 😭😭😭

  • @jack1aug96
    @jack1aug96 2 роки тому +1

    0:33 Smooth radio in a nutshell

  • @ozwolf01
    @ozwolf01 5 років тому +3

    Ironically watching this at 3am...

    • @morganb6717
      @morganb6717 5 років тому

      what a coincidence!
      no, seriously, it's coincidence, not irony.
      aaaaand, we're out!

  • @fetzie23
    @fetzie23 5 років тому +1

    Galway Girl. The new Sandstorm.

  • @arthurmorgan3823
    @arthurmorgan3823 5 років тому +1

    The start 😂✋🏼👍🏼

  • @DannyBrown88
    @DannyBrown88 6 років тому +11

    You can guarantee you’ll get a laugh if Milton is on this show

  • @authoranonymous8892
    @authoranonymous8892 Рік тому

    0:34 Oof, as a night shift worker that one hurt.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 4 роки тому

    Jazz FM and hospital radio will be lonelier than Radio 3!

  • @creepercraftgaming3936
    @creepercraftgaming3936 5 років тому

    This was posted on my birthday

  • @TomQuick14
    @TomQuick14 3 роки тому +1

    i can't help but think, Rhys has some form of hatred for Galway girl...

  • @paularmstrong6092
    @paularmstrong6092 6 років тому +9

    Milton Jones’s shirt

  • @eastcoastuk1120
    @eastcoastuk1120 3 роки тому

    RADIO OR TV THE TRUTH about anything..

  • @saffronodonnell9750
    @saffronodonnell9750 6 років тому +6

    It's Deborah Frances-White!

  • @giggle_snort
    @giggle_snort 4 роки тому

    I like "Galway Girl," but not that much!! 😆

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому

    Coming up next. A farting competition between the hobo and a stray cat

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 3 роки тому +1

    My entry....... EastEnders.

  • @trishyangel123
    @trishyangel123 5 років тому +8

    *_And after this song, we PROMISE not to talk about Brexit… or the weather._*
    _5 minutes later…_
    *_And now here is Brian Cox talking about how Brexit will affect climate change._*

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 5 років тому +2

    I've never heard galway girl.

  • @suzyhangaround
    @suzyhangaround 4 роки тому

    0:24 did he write down his jokes in the palm of his hand?

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 6 років тому +18

    It so hard being a woman that Angela Barns, Kerry Godliman, Zoe Lyons, Felicity Ward, Ellie Taylor and all the other good female comedians don’t manage to bang on about it.

    • @betaman7988
      @betaman7988 6 років тому +1

      Its devastating that its what we call primetime comedy now. No jokes, just cold hard opinion covering what used to be the best panel show the BBC did... It wouldn't have happened if Andy Parsons and Frankie Boyle were still on it

  • @jaggerbyte
    @jaggerbyte 4 роки тому

    Listening to this at 3am randomly. Oops...

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 6 років тому +4

    0:22-0:43 me

  • @seyley2901
    @seyley2901 5 років тому +1

    No one told me Mariska Hargitay did comedy.....

  • @PlanetYTP
    @PlanetYTP 5 років тому

    0:02 Brilliant! xD

  • @agnesgyebnar3271
    @agnesgyebnar3271 6 років тому

    Köszi.

  • @saffronodonnell9750
    @saffronodonnell9750 4 роки тому +2

    I love Deborah Frances-White!

  • @aliservan7188
    @aliservan7188 6 років тому +111

    I sincerely hope she's not invited back.

    • @thetopherhaslanded
      @thetopherhaslanded 6 років тому +8

      They just cant help it can they? Cant think of anything funny to say so better play the token joke about men.

    • @alexthebudgie9071
      @alexthebudgie9071 6 років тому +16

      I mean, I’m a woman, and I was embarrassed every time she played the ‘Im a girl’ card. I don’t care. Many of us, think that ‘we should be treated better because of how poorly we were treated for centuries before today!’ Which makes no sense. Why should we be treated differently because of what happened before, just shut up. Your embarrassing us!

    • @themightykenwynejones7353
      @themightykenwynejones7353 6 років тому +8

      Yep she was shit

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 роки тому

    *And now for something completely different*

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +1

    ''Hi this is Steve Wright not the other one that killed 8 prostitutes''

  • @pettee1979
    @pettee1979 4 роки тому

    I am watching this at 2:58am, 😢😢😢

  • @mikesomes2951
    @mikesomes2951 4 роки тому

    Truth

  • @p_sher12
    @p_sher12 4 роки тому

    2:38 why does he sound like a Dalek?

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 3 роки тому

    What's the deal with "Galway Girl" anyway? I'm familiar with Ed Sheeran, but I guess that song never became as popular in North America as other parts of the world.

  • @ethanjohnstone6797
    @ethanjohnstone6797 5 років тому +1

    YAY IT'S DEBORAH!

  • @bonnie5076
    @bonnie5076 5 років тому +1

    Eyyy it's Deborah!

  • @user-pg9sw2td7w
    @user-pg9sw2td7w 6 років тому +20

    Why is everyone in the comments section on these videos a raging mysogenist? You're not funny and you're not original

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 5 років тому

      Faizaan Naseem a bit new to the trolling game, i see. you just graduated with your degree in online trolling im assuming. well hopefully you gain a little more experience before you try again

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 років тому +3

      To be fair, they're also racist and homophobic.

  • @chicosticks
    @chicosticks 3 роки тому

    if that's not the most overpowered team i've ever seen on Mock The Week 😐....
    You know which one i'm talking about , don't play dumb 😑....

  • @OsmanOzdes
    @OsmanOzdes 6 років тому +13

    For all you football fans out there we're joined by Piers Morgan this morning.
    Oh look at that we just lost all our ratings.

  • @pocketman5510
    @pocketman5510 6 років тому +3

    Who's red top?

  • @CAFCmatt55
    @CAFCmatt55 6 років тому

    What do the beeps mean?

    • @olive8126
      @olive8126 6 років тому +1

      Matt Barrie putting the next person on

    • @paparoachluver4eva
      @paparoachluver4eva 6 років тому +2

      It's to stop comedians just doing a whole routine. So the host presses the button to signal the end of a joke

  • @7EEVEE
    @7EEVEE 6 років тому +3

    she was unbearable in this ep

  • @GRigby
    @GRigby 5 років тому +1

    "That last song was 'Woman in Love' by Barbara Streisand"

  • @dellajohansen9579
    @dellajohansen9579 6 років тому +1

    hmmm... needs more Galway girl

  • @brendanhunter389
    @brendanhunter389 6 років тому

    Beating a dead horse now

  • @gollumslovesongs334
    @gollumslovesongs334 4 роки тому

    GALWAYYYY GIRRRLLLLL

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 4 роки тому

    I think somebody doesn't like Gallway Girl.

  • @sammy3212321
    @sammy3212321 5 років тому +2

    Harsh video to watch at 3am, I must say

  • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
    @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 6 років тому +4

    My joke for this: Welcome to this morning’s radio show where you never hear the same song twice

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 6 років тому +5

    Welcome to Radio Gah Ga the radio station for ickle wickle babies

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +3

    ''As an Indian im highly offended by the term the brownies''

  • @itsbo
    @itsbo 5 років тому

    2:37

  • @tomtom21194
    @tomtom21194 6 років тому +2

    Welcome to radio babstation. Stacy is gyrating nicely there... truly fabulous bazookers...