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  • @craighenery3857
    @craighenery3857 10 років тому +475

    "Stop hammer time" and " no right turn, no left turn, no entry, no reverse, get out of the car and put your hands on you head DO IT" are brilliant

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +5

      What is sad is that MC Hammer bought a house, and at the end of the road was a STOP sign...and Yes, he paid the council to change it to STOP Hammer Time (True story).

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 років тому +1

      David Edwards Is that sad, or just understandably appropriate?

    • @brianhkdk
      @brianhkdk 4 роки тому +2

      Frankie Boyle IS brilliant :-)

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 роки тому +2

      @@davidedwards3361 that's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +1

      In my hometown there was a 'vandal' who actually made a stencil and graffitied all the Stop signs. Always made me giggle a little

  • @JAcklesfan
    @JAcklesfan 16 років тому +203

    "you're lonely russell... aren't you?" lol russell howard is legend!!!

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +315

    "When I'm not in the House of Lords I work as a jeweller. They call me Lord of the Rings."

    • @Exorcist_ali248
      @Exorcist_ali248 6 років тому +8

      No appreciative comments for a genius pun in 2 years. What a cruel world we live in.

    • @andrewwilliams7501
      @andrewwilliams7501 6 років тому +5

      That's because you couldn't fit all that on a road sign 😂

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 років тому +6

      Andrew Williams But there was a second part of the clip specific to lords that had nothing to do with signs?

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 роки тому

      my, my.... precious.

    • @mrbow50001
      @mrbow50001 4 роки тому

      @@alecLogan Still cant fit it on a sign tho

  • @michaeljagger7673
    @michaeljagger7673 9 років тому +336

    ''please check your speed before selling it on to drug dealers''

  • @TheDoomAmbassador
    @TheDoomAmbassador 10 років тому +145

    There is actually a road sign with just a question mark somewhere here in Israel.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 6 років тому +37

      DUDE, CRASH INTO IT, YOU'LL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN LEVEL!

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 4 роки тому +8

      I think it means the speed limit has been factorialised

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 років тому +104

    Weird things to see on a road sign:
    “Did you check the back seat after that last stop?”

  • @Theranis
    @Theranis 15 років тому +11

    I love how serious Frankie's face is when he makes the little chef joke.

  • @theamvgirlx
    @theamvgirlx 14 років тому +30

    "Welcome our newest member...LORD VOLDEMORT!" XD

  • @TheCongaEel
    @TheCongaEel 15 років тому +7

    Andy, Russell, Hugh & Frankie had me laughing through the entire video as usual :D. Hughs facial expressions always make me laugh.

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 7 років тому +97

    "Now Entering Florida.
    It's Not Too Late. You Can Still Turn Back."

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 5 років тому

      yeah it’s like a gta server there lmao

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 роки тому

      No it’s not

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 роки тому

      Prod. Kaji no it’s not

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 4 роки тому +1

      stephenhermann -MTB someone's triggered.. it's a joke. But Florida-man seems to be a very interesting person

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 4 роки тому

      @@MisterK9739 Florida man gets a bad rap, some of the crime is down to Florida woman.

  • @KT926
    @KT926 14 років тому +21

    "You're lonely aren't you Russell?"
    I love it when Russell steps forward!
    XD XD XD

  • @BeaH751
    @BeaH751 14 років тому +5

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell..." Hahaha! Absolute comic genius! Xoxo

  • @f4mb
    @f4mb 17 років тому +6

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!"
    That made me laugh :)

  • @serenwen
    @serenwen 17 років тому +3

    'when the red lights are flashing,
    get down wid' 'da groo-oove'
    the way he says the last line cracks me up everytime.

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 років тому +35

    "You are entering Scotland, No salad for 200 miles" XD

  • @HouseOfMitchell
    @HouseOfMitchell 6 років тому +9

    "Stop! Hammer time" though. So messed up and cruel but can't help laugh at it. Love Frankie the legend, can't believe he went there. Actually i can

    • @sylviath-
      @sylviath- 6 років тому +2

      Mazzzii I stumbled upon this video and I don't get it. What does it references to?

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 6 років тому

      He's being sarcastic since Frankie is famous for his dark humour

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +1

      @@sylviath- it is a reference to mc hammer - you can't touch this

  • @bohochic1234
    @bohochic1234 16 років тому +5

    'I'm changing my name to E. Lordy. I want you all to call me Lordy Lordy' Got to love Ed Byrne!!

  • @niknakboy
    @niknakboy 16 років тому +5

    "no left turn
    no right turn
    no entry
    no reversing
    now get out of the car and put your hands on your head now!
    DO IT!!"
    lmao frankie is genius

  • @TwistingTornado
    @TwistingTornado 16 років тому +5

    "GIANT, Exclamation Mark, Ahead", Andy is a legend

  • @JulienNeel
    @JulienNeel 13 років тому +15

    This show is excellent, I love it!

  • @AlexBudden
    @AlexBudden 13 років тому +5

    Someone actually stamped "Hammertime" underneath a stop sign at my uni. I laugh every time I see it :D

  • @2TCHOLMES
    @2TCHOLMES Рік тому +2

    “Why are you looking at me? Eyes on the road, you ninny!”

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 13 років тому +9

    "this is davina! you're live in the house!" XD

  • @Valyar
    @Valyar 15 років тому +2

    LOVE the "Stop...Hammer time!"

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +37

    I always wanted to get an OBE, or to be made a Lord.
    Of course I cant have both, That would make me an Earlobe.

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 4 роки тому +6

    Big up for my home town of Bracknell...even in this context 😂😂

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 11 років тому +6

    "Fancy a shag? Park And Ride 200 yards!!!!!!!" LMAO!

  • @2007Lottii
    @2007Lottii 17 років тому +2

    amazingly funny.
    mock the week is the best.
    XD
    love russel! ♥

  • @Novellum
    @Novellum 10 років тому +171

    "Here's your damned sign.
    -God"

  • @RabidDog008
    @RabidDog008 12 років тому +6

    Funny, there actually is a street sign in my town that reads "STOP, HAMMER TIME!"

  • @KT926
    @KT926 14 років тому +12

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell?"
    OMG Russell Howard's the best one of them all!!! XD

  • @remebeau
    @remebeau 15 років тому +2

    Frankie's dancing is hypnotic.

  • @ElsJones94
    @ElsJones94 13 років тому +8

    "Please welcome our new member: Lord Voldermot..."
    LOL

  • @xxPaige123xx
    @xxPaige123xx 16 років тому +6

    "When the red lights are flashing...get down with the grooove!" I love Frankies dancing too Hahaha :D

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 років тому +31

    "You are leaving coryden, well done"
    LOL

    • @jokullah
      @jokullah 4 роки тому +3

      hello person from a decade ago

    • @עילישני
      @עילישני 3 роки тому +1

      I want this guy to be an army commander in a video game
      Such confidence

  • @Richie1555
    @Richie1555 15 років тому +5

    "Help I'm trapped in a sign making factory"
    Fantastically funny

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 11 років тому +10

    "Please welcome our newest member LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!" FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 12 років тому +3

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!". Russell being the amazing Potterhead that I love!

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 6 років тому +184

    Straight ahead.
    Homosexuals turn left

  • @dec91808
    @dec91808 16 років тому +1

    ahhahaa, ' im the lord....of dancee'
    frankie boyle is a comedy legend

  • @helzbelzjonez
    @helzbelzjonez 16 років тому +3

    "I used to be a lord, but after the operation, I'm a lady!"
    LOL!

  • @JJB88-y9v
    @JJB88-y9v 2 роки тому +2

    You are leaving Croydon
    Well done 😂

  • @Clarestovold
    @Clarestovold 17 років тому +6

    XD I saw a road sign that said "Do not vandalise this sign" I LAUHGED MY BUTT OFF!

    • @mikespenser4013
      @mikespenser4013 9 місяців тому

      Bill Posters will be prosecuted!
      No he won’t Bill Posters is an innocent man!

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 2 роки тому +1

    My favourite ones:
    1:46
    2:01
    Decided not to quote them so they're a surprise if you check.

  • @drumdumdoodle
    @drumdumdoodle 7 років тому +6

    "Hope you brought your insurance forms with you... you are now entering Bradford"

  • @link42323
    @link42323 13 років тому +2

    i'm always amazed how quick witted they are

  • @ThundersRose
    @ThundersRose 15 років тому +3

    Stop, Hammer time!, Lmfao I havn't laughed so hard in ages!. Absolutely epic show with brilliant comedians.

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 День тому

    Frankie's Stop, hammer time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @painkillerjones6232
    @painkillerjones6232 5 років тому +8

    "KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES ON THE ROAD"

  • @lucymunnster
    @lucymunnster 14 років тому +1

    My faves from this have to be:
    "No left turn, no right turn, no entry, no reversing, get out of the cra and out your hands on your head...do it!"
    And...."Giant Exclamation Mark...Ahead!!!"

  • @wormmon456
    @wormmon456 11 років тому +4

    I swear, when Andy said "I used to be a lord" I was waiting for "but then I took an arrow to the knee" :P

  • @joshcorringham07
    @joshcorringham07 16 років тому +2

    ahaha i love the way Andy Parsons says.. "Which you'r SatNav thinks is a road!" Hilarious!

  • @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh
    @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh 16 років тому +5

    "i used to be a lord... but after the operation i'm a lady.."
    Classic ^^

  • @samuelholmes3696
    @samuelholmes3696 5 років тому +1

    Weirdest thing I saw on a road sign was in Brittany, France. As we approached a roundabout there was a sign indicating that "all routes" was straight ahead, and "other directions" was to the right!

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 13 років тому +4

    here is MY lord line: "SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!! ITS LORD LUCAN!!"

  • @Tminus31
    @Tminus31 15 років тому +2

    Hugh's face when he dances, classic

  • @niamh8920
    @niamh8920 5 років тому +4

    Oof they mentioned my town 😂 cheers Hugh mate

  • @Primodummy92
    @Primodummy92 16 років тому

    When the red lights are flashing get down with the groove! Can't wait for the new series!

  • @ZReaders
    @ZReaders 10 років тому +42

    My one: "If you see this sign, it's already too late for you."

  • @camacamillia
    @camacamillia 17 років тому

    lmao " I am lord.... of the dance * dances*.
    Franky is genius!

  • @OfficialLyriac
    @OfficialLyriac 15 років тому +10

    help me im trapped in a sign making factory XD
    when the red lights are flashing, get down with the groove :D

  • @alilinzee
    @alilinzee 16 років тому

    Oh bless Russell Howard...I love him!

  • @DunkdaHunk
    @DunkdaHunk 7 років тому +78

    You can tell there aren't any funny people in the comments.

  • @MusicMadSuperAwesome
    @MusicMadSuperAwesome 15 років тому

    1.47 LOL
    Little Russell is such a nerd. I love him

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 5 років тому +4

    “If you read this sign it means you’re a knob!”

  • @DrTran06
    @DrTran06 16 років тому

    "Help me i'm stuck in a Sign Making Factory" XD
    Frankie + Russell are the best

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +5

    Lord Voldemort would obviously be on the government benches at the minute.

  • @stefk123
    @stefk123 16 років тому +1

    I love that guys smile at 1:22. It makes the joke even funnier!

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 років тому +25

    "Norwich, abandon all hope ye who enters here"

  • @VioletLollie
    @VioletLollie 13 років тому

    When the red lights flashing ... get down with the groove!!

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 років тому +3

    "Granny Crossing!: Stop."

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 6 років тому +2

    "she knows, FLOOR IT!"

  • @BillHartnelliscool27
    @BillHartnelliscool27 13 років тому +4

    Sign: You just ran over a squirrel, y'know that.
    Me: Dang.
    Lord: Hello, I'm Lord Wotzisname!
    Me: Where is the Farawy Tree?!*Throtles him* WHERE??!!!

  • @penguin959
    @penguin959 17 років тому

    when the red lights are flashing... get down with the grove man lol haha mock the week rocks

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 років тому +5

    Newcastle!
    Twinned with Shitterton, Devon!

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 4 роки тому

      Shitterton is in Dorset. It's basically a lane off Bere Regis. Nothing much down there but the backs of some old houses. Drove down there once. The sign kept getting stolen so they put in a massive boulder instead and carved the name into it.

  • @OrhtejTheGreat
    @OrhtejTheGreat 15 років тому +8

    I've changed my name to "E. Lordy" I want you all to call me: "Lordy Lordy" LOL.
    Giant Exclamation Mark! A HEDGE

  • @mrmole28
    @mrmole28 14 років тому

    I've been watching loads of these through and this was definitely the best

  • @richardwestwell4902
    @richardwestwell4902 5 років тому +5

    There was a Lord who dreamt he was making a speech in the House and woke up to find he was

  • @x6xElliex6x
    @x6xElliex6x 16 років тому

    I am the lord... of the dance!! Ha ha dancing Frankie is awesome!!!

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 7 років тому +6

    my entries: "If you can read this, I can see you out of the scope of my sniper rifle."
    "Slow. Children at play. No seriously, they're not too bright."

  • @AlecStanley
    @AlecStanley 15 років тому +1

    "I'd like to tender my resignation." *mock suicides*
    XD
    Frankie is a legend

  • @bitchfest3580
    @bitchfest3580 8 років тому +8

    "stop! Hammer time" dark frankie, very dark

  • @renaudarts
    @renaudarts 13 років тому +1

    OH GOD YOU ARE A LEGEND RUSSEL HOWARD!!!

  • @furrealdoe8030
    @furrealdoe8030 11 років тому +3

    "NOT THIS WAY"

  • @iluvmorrissey
    @iluvmorrissey 16 років тому +1

    Hugh Dennis is a legend!!!!

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 років тому +59

    Warning!
    Manchester 1 mile.
    Last escape route!
    Don't say we didn't fucking warn you!

  • @raulroopchand3492
    @raulroopchand3492 5 років тому

    3:05 🤣🤣🤣. The best one in this clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeorgeRsh
    @GeorgeRsh 13 років тому +4

    2:44
    But then I took an Arrow to the knee.

  • @Avocet908
    @Avocet908 15 років тому +1

    "When the Red lights are Flashing... Get Down with the Groove" LOL

  • @dlucey123
    @dlucey123 9 років тому +9

    Both Hugh and Frankie were on usual sparkling form, I think I prefer Frankie when I'm feeling on edge or in need of some pessimism, satire and gloomy humour. On balance however, I prefer Hugh because he's slightly less funny but far less controversial.

    • @CalamityHillMusic
      @CalamityHillMusic 6 років тому

      Frankie is better at offensive jokes, hugh is better at clean.

  • @GDrocksXX
    @GDrocksXX 13 років тому +2

    Frankie is definitely the lord of the dance XD

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 9 років тому +40

    Caution: Scotland ahead.

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 6 років тому +2

      Now entering England: We don't take kindly to foreigners

  • @MrFibbles08
    @MrFibbles08 15 років тому +1

    You are leaving Croyden.....Well Done
    LOL

  • @DeclanTheCrow
    @DeclanTheCrow 9 років тому +7

    "Town. *kermit voice* It's back the way you came."

  • @jakxcombat
    @jakxcombat 15 років тому

    This has to be the best Scene We'd Like To See!

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 10 років тому +29

    My entry: "If you're reading this, it means I'm aiming at you through the scope of my sniper rifle."

  • @daveprice5911
    @daveprice5911 6 років тому +2

    I swear I'm addicted to watching this

  • @charlesalmond1113
    @charlesalmond1113 8 років тому +56

    Reading all of your entries is the cringiest shit ever. leave it to the comedians

  • @WentMillerGal15
    @WentMillerGal15 13 років тому +1

    When Hugh says "get into the groove" he sounds a lot like Robin Williams.

  • @techleakz6139
    @techleakz6139 6 років тому +3

    too bad there wasnt a sign for richard hammond warning him to slow down