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  • @Colonel_Jurten
    @Colonel_Jurten 2 роки тому +345

    Jack, Damian, and Lexi: coming up with a creative rhyme for the intro.
    Robin: I got some weird ass teeth

  • @SacredOrange116
    @SacredOrange116 2 роки тому +540

    His pronunciation of grian makes me want to break into his house and eat all of the marshmellows from his lucky charms

    • @vadskamanta
      @vadskamanta 2 роки тому +24

      Totally wasn't looking for this comment xD Why did he have to say it so many times?!?!

    • @angelmainaccount2507
      @angelmainaccount2507 2 роки тому +10

      Sounds like the Spanish pronunciation of grian

    • @coolboy4410
      @coolboy4410 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @racdiecoon4994
      @racdiecoon4994 2 роки тому +9

      it makes me wanna sneak into his room and move all his files around on his PC

    • @julienayanalightner8057
      @julienayanalightner8057 2 роки тому +3

      Damn boy you mad 😂😂😂 that is so mean :D

  • @joggie.
    @joggie. 2 роки тому +97

    I love how Robin is trying to camouflage into the minecraft players community but he doesn't actually know anything about the newer versions but he's still enjoyable to watch.

  • @aminapm9798
    @aminapm9798 2 роки тому +29

    "l would love for minecraft to have much scarier elements"
    The Warden: Am I a joke for you?

  • @ihavenoideadanny
    @ihavenoideadanny 2 роки тому +641

    as soon as i heard robin say "grian" as
    "gree-yawn"
    my soul left my body

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 2 роки тому +31

      He's not the only one who mispronounce his name, but yeah, mine too

    • @IDrawSometimes_
      @IDrawSometimes_ 2 роки тому +25

      and yet he says he watched him for a while

    • @JuggaloMUTT9
      @JuggaloMUTT9 2 роки тому +24

      Then he also didn't know SocksFor1 or Game Theory

    • @diegovasuqez3197
      @diegovasuqez3197 2 роки тому +6

      @@JuggaloMUTT9 I love socks for one

    • @jakubzamecnik6153
      @jakubzamecnik6153 2 роки тому +2

      Grain haha

  • @UntoppableTopHat
    @UntoppableTopHat 2 роки тому +249

    Since you wanted to know as a "experienced" bedrock player the wither it basically goes like this.. once you get it down to half hp it will begin to use a charge attack which basically levels a good chunk of a mountain it also deals about 3 more heart's of damage maybe more also spawns in two wither skeletons AKA a nightmare for any good looking builds in the area.

  • @Artistic-Dimension
    @Artistic-Dimension Рік тому +6

    For those who get stuck in the caves and can't find their way out, dig straight up (it works 99% of the time). Remember to place a torch beneath you so that you don't get suffocated by sand or gravel and also there will be a slight light for easier mining.

  • @angelcaru
    @angelcaru 2 роки тому +3

    14:16
    The funny part is that comment was featured in a Q&A episode of a let's play series known as the Survival Guide. The answer was: "the sky is more infinite"

  • @sharkieboy7129
    @sharkieboy7129 2 роки тому +336

    I love Robin, but the way he pronounces "Grian" and "bowlines" makes me want to punch a brick wall

  • @eduardofsilva
    @eduardofsilva 2 роки тому +95

    7:37 Just explaining this one:
    Apparently if you start a world in creative mode in Bedrock Editor the advancements are disabled, in other words, if you only played on creative, you gonna never get the advancement of Taking Inventory

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay 2 роки тому +4

      Same if you have cheats enabled at all, I know that from experience as someone who used to rarely play without keepInventory enabled

    • @CrusaderMan-vf7hf
      @CrusaderMan-vf7hf 2 роки тому

      @@MirrorHall_Clay same bro I remember I went to a end crystal and broke it and exploded and I became sad.

    • @hamboneneggsforbreakfeast1475
      @hamboneneggsforbreakfeast1475 Рік тому

      Or if you make it peaceful lol, which is a thing. Horrendous, ik.

    • @Your_Local_Pacifist
      @Your_Local_Pacifist Рік тому

      Yea I am apart of that precent who probably doesn't have that achievement because I had keep inventory on, is it not the same for java?

    • @hamboneneggsforbreakfeast1475
      @hamboneneggsforbreakfeast1475 Рік тому +1

      @@Your_Local_Pacifist Nope, even in creative mode, you get achievements

  • @davidsaade5735
    @davidsaade5735 2 роки тому +13

    15:25 the wither in bedrock is a lot harder then the java one
    Even with full enchanted armor you’ll find him very hard to solo

    • @davidhamilton6883
      @davidhamilton6883 7 місяців тому

      Had full netherite armor with protection 4 on all but one armor pieces,potions, and 2 very unequipped friends and still had to pop a god apple, it's no fucking joke

  • @momto2bs
    @momto2bs Рік тому +2

    3:40
    Robin: I would LOVE for Minecraft to have much scarier elements.
    Warden, cave sounds; allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @osinternals
      @osinternals Рік тому

      Disc 11 and 13: DISC ERROR, DISC TOO SCARY

  • @zkonexpo9610
    @zkonexpo9610 2 роки тому +59

    8:32 So, basically this is a reference to the infamous Train Mission in GTA San Andreas
    Where we all died over and over and Big Smoke who isn't shooting at them properly (forshadowing his betrayal) says one of the most famous lines in GTA history...
    "All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!"

    • @NullCantHandleFreddie
      @NullCantHandleFreddie 2 роки тому +3

      thanks for the information, I never really played GTA or watch people play it. Well except for funny and epic moments that one time. I use to watch prestige clips

    • @Johnny-pm4ts
      @Johnny-pm4ts 2 роки тому +1

      i thought it was something else, like Polarino being an ARG or sum
      well that was dissapointing

    • @muffin1927
      @muffin1927 2 роки тому

      I know about it, but that's because of Henry Stickmin

    • @stellarbastard98
      @stellarbastard98 2 роки тому

      @@muffin1927 go back to UA-cam Kids then.

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 Рік тому

      @@muffin1927 same

  • @PavlovShackW
    @PavlovShackW 2 роки тому +1715

    Imagine if all the narrators played minecraft multiplayer all together. I might actually pay to see that.

    • @NoobgamerHD
      @NoobgamerHD 2 роки тому +38

      YES, make a petition RIGHT NOW hahaha

    • @o_chite
      @o_chite 2 роки тому +66

      Lexi would just be the one screaming and running away from literally every mob.

    • @bingusmybeloved5020
      @bingusmybeloved5020 2 роки тому +11

      that would be literally so cool

    • @cosmix_toast
      @cosmix_toast 2 роки тому +3

      but not robin though

    • @crispest_npc
      @crispest_npc 2 роки тому +13

      Ngl that'd probably be so many people's comfort video lol

  • @100juice9
    @100juice9 2 роки тому +7

    15:19
    It has double the health and starts to spawn wither skeletons at half health

  • @thaildomide9368
    @thaildomide9368 2 роки тому +4

    6:23
    Oh no, not the æther portal
    boys we lost another one

  • @_exolite
    @_exolite 2 роки тому +233

    Minecraft is a comfort game for me. It’s nostalgia mixed with new fun and endless adventures.
    For some reason, I’m always drawn to caves. I love digging out caves and decorating them, and mining my heart out. It provides a sense of peace for me, and is so relaxing.
    I love these memes, and even though I’ve been playing since I was 5 I’ve still never beaten the game LMAO. But I don’t care, I love mining and creating things.

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 роки тому +9

      Minecraft does something that not many other games I know of do, and that is having simplicity and complexity hand in hand with each other. The simple objective of survival, the repetitive process of procuring materials, and the highly complex systems you can create by using redstone and/or abusing /gamerules. Then there’s creative for people who just want to build with little to no limitations. Minecraft has something for everyone.

    • @finn_in_the_bin5263
      @finn_in_the_bin5263 2 роки тому +4

      minecraft makes me frustrated as hell because i adore everything about it but i've never once been able to get into it and properly enjoy it without getting hopelessly bored, and i WANT to, i WANT to enjoy it but i just.... can't

    • @notsansutplays8178
      @notsansutplays8178 2 роки тому +1

      This is very relatable! I’ve been playing as long as I can remember and I still haven’t won the game without any cheats.

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 роки тому +1

      By “cheats” do you mean the settings that are there by design to make the game easier, such as, for example, Keep inventory?

    • @notsansutplays8178
      @notsansutplays8178 2 роки тому

      @@scruffmaster0185 yes

  • @mikrooz7812
    @mikrooz7812 2 роки тому +101

    You have asked what’s to bad about the wither in bedrock. Well it’s bad because it’s about 20 times harder to beat that the one in Java. It also kills you with 3 shots when you have the best armor and also have significantly more health than the wither in Java. And when you trap it in a hole it doesn’t spin around. . . It breaks out and destroys everything on the surface. That is why I play Java MC now.

    • @xxgearboxxx
      @xxgearboxxx 2 роки тому +9

      It also spawns underlings and acts more like a boss in general

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому +1

      @@xxgearboxxx found the bedrock apologist

    • @brodydrawsstuff
      @brodydrawsstuff 2 роки тому

      The wither has twice as much health in bedrock

    • @xxgearboxxx
      @xxgearboxxx 2 роки тому

      @@LogShaw1587 i play bedrock because i play on console, i dont have a good pc that can run it, java is better than bedrock, bedrock is not bad but worse

    • @redblade5556
      @redblade5556 2 роки тому

      and is hard to kill even in creative when i thought of making one in the nether, guy literally clipped above bedrock (i placed him in the nether roof a bit too close). really hard to kill even with a smite V netherite sword (swords have more damage than axes in bedrock and PE, PE is what I'm quite experienced in and if memory serves right).

  • @trainerlsw
    @trainerlsw 2 роки тому +1

    Robin: _pronounces Grian wrong_
    Everything in a 5 mile radius: *VISIBLE ANGER*

  • @candybluebird
    @candybluebird 2 роки тому +9

    I like how robin sounds acutely aware he's worth more than reviewing reddit, nonetheless r/minecraftmemes

  • @iansonofthor
    @iansonofthor 2 роки тому +2621

    Day 9 of asking Robin, Jack, and Lexi to all get together and react to r/memes at once.

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs 2 роки тому +512

    Few things in life are worse than a creeper exploding in your chest room…

    • @360_sonicfan8
      @360_sonicfan8 2 роки тому +12

      Like accidentally dropping your Diamonds into the void

    • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
      @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 роки тому +6

      *you*

    • @microwaveidiot9475
      @microwaveidiot9475 2 роки тому +6

      I had a creeper blow up about 20 double chests at once, most of my items despawned

    • @achapotachadabapot
      @achapotachadabapot 2 роки тому +1

      Eyyy you like Emkay too?

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +7

      What about a creeper exploding near you, not killing you, but instead knocking you and your inventory containing hours of collected resources from mining into a lava pit?
      Or even worse, a creeper exploding in your chest room, which by some infuriatingly low-odds chance, happened to be above a lava pit, and all of the thousands of items in the chests which were destroyed were all burnt up?

  • @wasas3877
    @wasas3877 Рік тому +9

    12:05
    I see the player you mean.
    PLAYERNAME?
    Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
    That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
    I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
    It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
    That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
    Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
    They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
    What did this player dream?
    This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
    Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
    It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].
    It cannot read that thought.
    No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
    Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
    Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
    But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
    To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
    Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
    It reads our thoughts.
    Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
    And yet they play the game.
    But it would be so easy to tell them...
    Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
    I will not tell the player how to live.
    The player is growing restless.
    I will tell the player a story.
    But not the truth.
    No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
    Give it a body, again.
    Yes. Player...
    Use its name.
    PLAYERNAME. Player of games.
    Good.
    Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
    Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
    We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
    Once upon a time, there was a player.
    The player was you, PLAYERNAME.
    Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
    Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
    Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
    Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
    Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
    Let's go back.
    The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
    And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
    And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
    You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
    Let's go further back.
    The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
    Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
    Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
    Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
    You are the player, reading words...
    Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
    You. You. You are alive.
    and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
    and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
    and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
    and the universe said I love you
    and the universe said you have played the game well
    and the universe said everything you need is within you
    and the universe said you are stronger than you know
    and the universe said you are the daylight
    and the universe said you are the night
    and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
    and the universe said the light you seek is within you
    and the universe said you are not alone
    and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
    and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
    and the universe said I love you because you are love.
    And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
    You are the player.
    Wake up.

  • @darealisellout3165
    @darealisellout3165 2 роки тому +2

    i always feel personaly complimented when emkay makes a minecraft video

  • @tomaszwojciula
    @tomaszwojciula 2 роки тому +54

    No, really, skeletons are snipers. Yesterday I fell into a cave and got surrounded by 10 zombies or so (there was a spawner nearby). I would be able to kill them all, if not a skeleton that was standing behind the zombies (on the same height) and somehow managed to land 3 perfect shots on me without hurting a single zombie.

    • @ironbunky
      @ironbunky 2 роки тому +5

      A fucking tech mod makes it worse
      The mod "Mekanism" decided it wanted to cross baby zombies with skeletons
      They have been torturing me to this day

    • @ruthannthekiller
      @ruthannthekiller 2 роки тому

      And people say skeletons aren't that bad..
      NAH DUDE THEY CAN SNIPE YO BUTT FROM A MILE AWAY
      Creepers? Yea sure, maybe block the explosion with a shield.
      Zombies? Mehh only if it's necessary, don't wanna damage my sword. (Unless it's a baby zombie thEN TOWER NOW)
      Spiders? String. That it. Just string. And maybe spider eyes.
      But Skeletons? Shield? Naw it's aimin for ya head. Tower? Oh yea so the next second I can get yeeted off. Those guys can also do this dodge technique to avoid being hit by you, like adiós ya ain't gonna survive this encounter. (AW CRAP NOT AGAIN THATS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK)

    • @luxtheidiothimself3606
      @luxtheidiothimself3606 Рік тому +1

      Report skeletons for aimbot

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 2 роки тому +44

    'I'd love to have scarier aspects in Minecraft.'
    Cave Noises and Calm 4: Am I a joke to you?

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 2 роки тому +3

    My first experience in Minecraft was wasting the whole day and having to quickly dig into a mountain to hide from a skeleton. The skeleton, being the absolute nuisance that it is, hit the one pixel of my hit box that wasn’t hidden behind a wall.
    I didn’t play survival again without the settings on peaceful for years.

  • @relicvault1515
    @relicvault1515 2 роки тому +6

    10:39 To answer your question: Optifine is a Minecraft fabric mod used to optimize the game’s performance. This is commonly used with shaders or on low-spec machines. Personally Sodium-Iris works better under this instance, but Optifine has more features and functionality than the latter. Edit: I know this is a month late as of this comment, but I hope this info helps.

    • @endgamerplays
      @endgamerplays 2 роки тому +1

      No it’s not. It adds new features Mojang refuses to add. Why do you think dynamic lighting exists in OptiFine?

    • @aesiro1336
      @aesiro1336 Рік тому

      Why can't we just use both.

  • @eduardofsilva
    @eduardofsilva 2 роки тому +14

    9:16 Explaining this one: It's because a vulnerability into a Java Programming Library called Log4J, a lib make to create log files or into a more simple language to tell in form of text "what the program is doing", but apparently you can do a command injection via minecraft chat and control everyones PC who is connect on the same server with it, as long the command message is displayed on the victim screen

  • @krooton729
    @krooton729 2 роки тому +276

    5:41 A moment of silence for the person who made this meme not realizing that diamonds are pure carbon, which is an element on the periodic table.

    • @oliverjonahfusco5140
      @oliverjonahfusco5140 2 роки тому +16

      @ayrest💥 begone bot

    • @andrasfarkas2198
      @andrasfarkas2198 2 роки тому +14

      Also just coal itself

    • @user-qp3qj2jv6f
      @user-qp3qj2jv6f 2 роки тому +8

      and coal

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 2 роки тому +15

      @@andrasfarkas2198 coal actually isn't pure carbon... it has other elements...

    • @andrasfarkas2198
      @andrasfarkas2198 2 роки тому +1

      @@britishneko3906 Oh yeah, i forgot. The only types of coal in nature is grafite and diamond, right?

  • @DMG_54
    @DMG_54 2 роки тому +2

    1:07 Skeletons for beginning to mid game when you have crap gear depending on drops, (If you spawn near a village/good cave) and Slimes for when you're trying to gather resources in a specific area of a cave, or when there's a crud-tun of them at once.

  • @Akkhazin
    @Akkhazin 2 роки тому +2

    "i would love for minecraft to have more scary elements"
    the warden: *say no more*

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 роки тому +147

    “who in the heck said adults don’t play minecraft”
    …….adults that don’t play Minecraft

    • @NetralFN
      @NetralFN 2 роки тому +2

      I see you in scrapman video

    • @lauraphoenix6842
      @lauraphoenix6842 2 роки тому

      @Lidiyaa.... 🍼 what the fuck

  • @jasonquiver6907
    @jasonquiver6907 2 роки тому +215

    Waiting for the day that Robin gets so annoyed at a meme his aggravated "shut up" goes on for about 30 seconds, all the while getting increasingly louder and sounding more enraged

  • @redandgrenglitch1138
    @redandgrenglitch1138 2 роки тому +4

    13:14 BLOCK OF DRIED KELP NOW WHERE ARE MY GIRLS BOI oh right I don’t exist because I’m AI

  • @sananatheskenana4578
    @sananatheskenana4578 2 роки тому +1

    2:12 leather armor is hard to get. netherite armor is easy to make because you only need 5 pieces of it.
    i have nothing for chainmail

  • @PlayrR3D156
    @PlayrR3D156 2 роки тому +14

    8:53
    Honestly never thought I'd see the day one of my memes would be in an Emkay video.

    • @ygor28
      @ygor28 2 роки тому

      Oh that's cool

  • @dotlikestX4
    @dotlikestX4 2 роки тому +12

    The bed withers "wither effect" lasts so much longer than on java making it a lot harder. The wither effect decreases ur health like poison but will kill u

  • @Mordecai_iacedroM
    @Mordecai_iacedroM 2 роки тому +1

    Well Robin, to put it simply…fighting the wither in bedrock is like…hmmm how can I say this correctly…
    It’s like trying having motivation at 3am. You try and be brave, and summon the wither, but 5 minutes later you realize “oh shit this is way to hard”, and you run away as far as possible. And just like schoolwork, the wither just
    Keeps
    Coming
    BACK

  • @switchoof8884
    @switchoof8884 Рік тому +1

    Ima be completely honest, I was always afraid of going into the caves if I didn't have torches so I always got full leather armour first

  • @DaCatmasterX
    @DaCatmasterX 2 роки тому +28

    Robbin asking for scarier elements.
    1.19 deep dark: Bonjure

  • @FloatingComet62
    @FloatingComet62 2 роки тому +239

    "I would love for minecraft to have more scarier elements"
    Warden: "Hold your horses"

  • @OmegaTheDistraction
    @OmegaTheDistraction Рік тому +1

    "You know what I dont love? People who use UA-cam skins."
    Me, years after using Stampy's skin: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

  • @racdiecoon4994
    @racdiecoon4994 2 роки тому +1

    i once spent approxametly 25 to 35 hours trying to get mending on a server, like i was on long enough fors ome people to say "imma go to sleep, be back tomorrow" and was still on when they came back, i was so bored i started writing puns in chat when i got them like "you can lure me from most things, but not this villager" I WAS LOSING IT, you dont know how much joy i felt to get it, btw when i got it i said "BUT MAYBE THIS MENDING CAN MEND MY SANITY!!!"

  • @ariumet_
    @ariumet_ 2 роки тому +233

    i just love how emkay flips us off at the beginning of every video lol

    • @mineboom7377
      @mineboom7377 2 роки тому +8

      @ayrest💥 don't care, didn't ask

    • @huskobusko
      @huskobusko 2 роки тому

      the very thing i deserve hehhahehhw-

    • @martihanen6522
      @martihanen6522 2 роки тому +1

      I just noticed that

    • @wanderinginterneter8203
      @wanderinginterneter8203 2 роки тому +4

      @@huskobusko cool your sooo quirky and depressed 😒

    • @huskobusko
      @huskobusko 2 роки тому

      @@wanderinginterneter8203 chill plz :|

  • @leanure8413
    @leanure8413 2 роки тому +47

    I don't know what I would do if Minecraft never existed.

    • @deamon7917
      @deamon7917 2 роки тому +2

      Love your vids 🙂

    • @friedbeanz3953
      @friedbeanz3953 2 роки тому +3

      I would commit an act that is often frowned upon and has multiple hotlines to prevent it

    • @cobinasaur
      @cobinasaur 2 роки тому +1

      I think I would just start playing Roblox about 2 years earlier.

    • @derpyderps631
      @derpyderps631 2 роки тому

      I would be more depressed 😞

    • @TheKittyQueen3120
      @TheKittyQueen3120 2 роки тому +1

      well you wouldn't be playing minecraft

  • @jemalexies390
    @jemalexies390 Рік тому +1

    Robin:*doesn't know who technoblade game theory and camman is*
    Me:so you have chosen death *boss music*

  • @YamatoRusev
    @YamatoRusev Рік тому

    I love how robin always makes the memes just that much better

  • @vaporbodor3515
    @vaporbodor3515 2 роки тому +8

    The scary thing about bedrock wither is:
    1: breaks any block it touches
    2: has a tons of health
    3:shoots heads quickly
    4:moves very quickly
    5:flies away so you need to use bow and run after it

    • @danx64
      @danx64 2 роки тому

      Also creates so many entities of broken blocks that your console starts playing at 2fps and you physically can't beat it anymore and you lose a whole world or switch to creative mode

    • @xandtheironminer602
      @xandtheironminer602 2 роки тому

      Ha! That's it? The JAVA edition is sooo much better!
      1: Breaks any blocks it touches... Sometimes.
      2: Has tons of health... Divided by 2.
      3: Shoots heads once every 10 minutes
      4: Moves.
      5: Flies away so you need a bow and arrow.. Until you get it to half health.
      See? It's uhh... better... I guess? Um. Its atleast... Uh kinda good? *cough*

    • @giratius9307
      @giratius9307 2 роки тому

      They also spawn wither skeleton and it's so annoying. It's easier to kill under the dragon portal and suffocated to death

    • @vaporbodor3515
      @vaporbodor3515 2 роки тому

      @Giratius
      Wait they spawn wither skeletons now?

    • @giratius9307
      @giratius9307 2 роки тому

      @@vaporbodor3515 They spawn them when reaching 50% HP

  • @beeftips1628
    @beeftips1628 2 роки тому +18

    The wither has double hp, dashes and destroys any blocks in its path in first phase and blue skulls travel
    forever and I think does more damage (might be wrong tho) in bedrock

    • @roshanithakur357
      @roshanithakur357 2 роки тому +1

      It is acurate i know i play bedrock

    • @mtesar8379
      @mtesar8379 Рік тому

      When in the void the wither shoots blue skulls to

  • @duyguecemertan8521
    @duyguecemertan8521 2 роки тому +1

    "I would love for Minecraft to have much scarier elements."
    Warden: Hello there

  • @polskihusar1800
    @polskihusar1800 Рік тому +4

    0:52 RIP Technoblade

  • @king_of_idiots9070
    @king_of_idiots9070 2 роки тому +5

    The wither blows EVERYTHING up. In java, you can trap it in a cave, in bedrock, it will destroy everything without hesitation

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 роки тому +2

      It has double the health
      It attacks everywhere when it doesn't find a target
      The wither effect is longer
      It drops 100% of the blocks it destroys so basically a lag machine
      It's basically trying to fight an unbreakable wall

    • @Crap_A.I_bird
      @Crap_A.I_bird 2 роки тому +1

      I'm stuck playing bedrock since I'm a console player and I suck at survival so I'm never beating the wither

    • @microwaveidiot9475
      @microwaveidiot9475 2 роки тому

      To all my bedrock buddies: there is a way to make an automatic wither killer in bedrock and it's very easy too

  • @SomethingBak
    @SomethingBak 2 роки тому +10

    The difference between the wither in java and bedrock is:
    In java his health is 300 while in bedrock it's 600
    In java there is a glitch where mobs spin for no reason but it's not in bedrock
    In jave you can trap the wither in a tight space like a cave to kill it but in bedrock it's more destructive

    • @ironboi7359
      @ironboi7359 2 роки тому

      In bedrock it can actually break any breakable block on contact, making the sword portion of the fight much harder.

    • @blappachoo3218
      @blappachoo3218 Рік тому

      As a bedrock player, I can confirm that there is literally no way to kill it without spending a month straight preparing for it.

  • @ashethefox22
    @ashethefox22 2 роки тому +3

    3:50 You guys only take 87 tries? I still remember farming and checking a new diamond axe durability. 432 attempts.

  • @youssefeslam5338
    @youssefeslam5338 2 роки тому

    Robin : "i would love for minecraft to have some scary elements"
    Warden : am i ajoke to you?

  • @tianyongchew2708
    @tianyongchew2708 2 роки тому +5

    10:30 yeah he's Grian

  • @krakenatyt8464
    @krakenatyt8464 2 роки тому +4

    15:18 Withers in bedrock have way different AI than in java, most of the time they don't even go for you and they don't get stalled when they break black, it's like a hot knife on butter, and if you spawn it underground you better not have anything important above it because that shits going to be demolished.

  • @joelferguson9910
    @joelferguson9910 2 роки тому +1

    This video made me die inside multiple times because of how many memes they didn’t understand

  • @chris1549
    @chris1549 2 роки тому +1

    "I want minecraft to have scarier elements"
    _the warden about to be added_

  • @dinosaurearthsociety5377
    @dinosaurearthsociety5377 2 роки тому +5

    12:27 i actually just saw this quote in a typing assignment

  • @imjaymaybe
    @imjaymaybe 2 роки тому +38

    Gotta love how Robin is an absolute buzzkill who hates existence and feels the need to critique a png, but in other videos just kinda laughs and moves on

  • @soupy55
    @soupy55 2 роки тому +1

    "I would love for minecraft to have much scarier elements" the warden: "hold my beer"

  • @caolanochearnaigh9804
    @caolanochearnaigh9804 2 роки тому +1

    "Your Minecraft name is now your name IRL"
    My Dad: "Morning, Lord Infernus!"
    Me: 😎

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 2 роки тому +12

    2:22 Okay, I can make a mob farm for chain mail armor and a cow farm for leather armor. Or better yet I can just get some villagers. They sell the stuff. Netherite on the other hand has to be found.

    • @derpyderps631
      @derpyderps631 2 роки тому

      You can craft chain mail. You just need stone. Not cobblestone or smooth, only stone.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 2 роки тому +1

      @@derpyderps631 : Don't know what mods you've been playing, or why you would craft chainmail with stone of all things (especially now that _chain_ is an actual block in the game), but that's simply not true in vanilla.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 2 роки тому +1

      @@derpyderps631 : Also insert joke about you being stoned. Sorry, had to be done.

    • @derpyderps631
      @derpyderps631 2 роки тому

      @@notagoat281 I don't play with mods never have and never will in Minecraft. If I remember correctly I have managed to do that on the Xbox 360 before.

    • @derpyderps631
      @derpyderps631 2 роки тому

      @@notagoat281 Also when did they add chain blocks?

  • @cheese3996
    @cheese3996 2 роки тому +6

    3:39 "Minecraft to have more scarier elements"
    Has he not looked at the Deep Dark yet?

    • @sillygtwoah
      @sillygtwoah Рік тому

      And those 2 music discs + cave sounds

  • @leafeon_quinn1383
    @leafeon_quinn1383 Рік тому

    Skeletons in Minecraft: "I'm gonna kill you so easily!"
    My avatar: *at 2 hearts, looks than three bars of hunger, and no armor or shield*
    Skeletons: *can't hit me, even though I'm the blocks away and standing still*

  • @soulbridge1790
    @soulbridge1790 2 роки тому

    Emkay: I would love for more scary element
    Cave noise: am I a joke to you

  • @corn5831
    @corn5831 2 роки тому +3

    9:12 it says minecraft at risk because the hack is in started in minecraft, if it’s executed then the entire computer of the person it’s used on is basically under the control of the user of the hack

  • @alfiestephenson4434
    @alfiestephenson4434 2 роки тому +161

    I fought the wither for the first time in 1.18 bedrock, and wow.
    I fought it underground to spare my builds, but it flew up. Straight through 100 blocks of stone. Had to fight it IN my house as it wreaked havoc in my mob grinder. When I got it to half health and after going through 5 grapples and a totem, the second phase spawned 6 wither skeletons who took me to half health. Had to have a friend connect to help me finish it off and it still took 20 mins.
    Then rather star was NOT worth the devastation (but the 100+ block pit under my house was cool)

    • @theperiidot
      @theperiidot 2 роки тому +17

      @Nick Gaming Since bedrock edition apparently

    • @Mossprite21
      @Mossprite21 2 роки тому +7

      I would keep that Pit and build your house somewhere else

    • @animeguy6752
      @animeguy6752 2 роки тому +10

      @Nick Gaming wait wither skeletons doesn't spawn on java edition?

    • @alfiestephenson4434
      @alfiestephenson4434 2 роки тому +1

      @@animeguy6752 ik so unfair

    • @theperiidot
      @theperiidot 2 роки тому +13

      @@animeguy6752 Nope
      The wither friggin sucks on Java, it just flies in the air and throws wither skulls

  • @autumncowan3836
    @autumncowan3836 2 роки тому

    LOL is one of the cape designs FRIGGIN RICK ASTLEY GIVING US THE FINGER!? 🤣

  • @OPPLAYER57_YT
    @OPPLAYER57_YT Рік тому +1

    "1. one eight"
    me: stop it, get some help
    also me: ITS 1.EIGHTEEN

  • @haybaleanimations2758
    @haybaleanimations2758 2 роки тому +4

    5:48
    Diamond: hey gold
    Gold: yeah?
    Diamond: Even if I'm "not an element", which I am, I will always be something you wont be.
    Gold: What's that?
    Diamond: useful

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 роки тому +31

    Technically wishing that people would lose their hardcore worlds is wishing for death, therefore there does not need to be a 4th rule.

  • @eusouoclubsocial8400
    @eusouoclubsocial8400 Рік тому +2

    5:11 YOOOOO FINNALY A GOOD MEME ABOUT BRAZIL, US BRAZILIANS HAVE BEEN WAITING SO MUCH

  • @ct7204
    @ct7204 Рік тому

    I frickin' lost it with the "random bullcrap go!"

  • @Imstillhangintherethankgod
    @Imstillhangintherethankgod 2 роки тому +9

    Every masterpiece: *Terraria*
    Has its true equal: *Minecraft*

    • @scruffmaster0185
      @scruffmaster0185 2 роки тому

      Honestly my two favorite games of all time; terraria is the “boss-fighting, ultimate end gear” game; and Minecraft is. . . well. . . Minecraft. It’s as simple as that. Two amazing games, one hell of a time.

  • @unboxingpencils5572
    @unboxingpencils5572 2 роки тому +6

    8:34 imagine people sniffing even the smallest bit of unloaded chunks

    • @TheIonoZone
      @TheIonoZone 2 роки тому

      Is that it? I literally didn’t get it event tho i seen it

  • @johnschuman5363
    @johnschuman5363 2 роки тому +1

    The thumbnail isn't that bad because the chests could be waterlogged.
    For those who don't know, when blocks that are able to be waterlogged,are, are invincible to explosions.

  • @Phoenix-wn3bj
    @Phoenix-wn3bj Рік тому +1

    The bedrock wither fight is equivalent to entering the arctic circle naked

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 2 роки тому +13

    "Your minecraft name is now your real life name"
    *Viking Raids intesify*

    • @hunnybee4635
      @hunnybee4635 Рік тому

      hunnybe46 literally my youtube name

  • @TeddyBear-um5ll
    @TeddyBear-um5ll 2 роки тому +55

    Game Theory is known for playing and searching lore at Minecraft. I do agree with Winnie The Pooh's opinion. And where's Minecraft Story Mode 3?! Welo, thanks youtube for showing 1 trillion views.

    • @witha1
      @witha1 2 роки тому +1

      telltales stopped support for those games and they said there won't be a sequel

    • @thecorruptedgamer7032
      @thecorruptedgamer7032 2 роки тому

      @@witha1 you mean telltales?

    • @witha1
      @witha1 2 роки тому

      @@thecorruptedgamer7032 yeah those guys

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 роки тому

      @@thecorruptedgamer7032 did it say tall tales before?

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay 2 роки тому

      @@witha1 not only that, they went bankrupt back in 2018, so there's pretty much no chance it's ever coming back

  • @lilyyrose55
    @lilyyrose55 Рік тому +1

    0:51 as someone who knows and watches all these youtubers, this brought me pain

  • @kitty7504
    @kitty7504 2 роки тому +3

    For the the ones who don't know let me explain: once the beta version of 1.18 released giving us the background screen, Minecraft UA-camr @PheonixXC, found out that some of the background areas aren't loaded. You can see them in that image to the bottom/middle left side. You're welcome

  • @haybaleanimations2758
    @haybaleanimations2758 2 роки тому +3

    I remember that I would never, under any circumstances, completely kill a slime in Minecraft. I would chop it to bits and have the now harmless, smaller slimes follow me to a fenced area near my house.

    • @londyngray3659
      @londyngray3659 2 роки тому +1

      Minecraft slimes are adorable I love them ^^
      Ihatemagamacubestho

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 2 роки тому +4

    11:22
    Who would say that, it was literally made for one purpose
    Breaking blocks, it wasn't made for anything else
    What you want to be able to attach a lead to it and make a grappling hook
    Actually that'd be cool

  • @OdaySaidIbra
    @OdaySaidIbra Рік тому

    EmKay : i wish minecraft was scarier
    Minecraft cave sounds : did you forget about me

  • @SirasDemons
    @SirasDemons Рік тому

    Him: I don't need to play Bedrock.
    A whole community and my family: Shall we step in?

  • @gluebottle9347
    @gluebottle9347 2 роки тому +23

    The thing I really like about Minecraft that not a lot of other games do is that you pay to make an account not for the game itself, so you don’t have to rebuy the game each time you get a new pc

    • @cassandra2860
      @cassandra2860 2 роки тому +5

      I have never once encountered a game that you have to buy for every computer.
      You might be doing something wrongly.

    • @gluebottle9347
      @gluebottle9347 2 роки тому +1

      @@cassandra2860I really don’t know I am just saying this because friends I have had said that a lot of their games they have they said they had to buy again once they got new computer.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 роки тому

      @@gluebottle9347 they're stupid

  • @greenhexagon7072
    @greenhexagon7072 2 роки тому +42

    Game theory: exactly that.
    Techno: a legend, this man joked himself through cancer.
    Dream: meh
    Socksfor1: good in 2020, not so good today.
    Camman18: who?

    • @stinkyfart6035
      @stinkyfart6035 2 роки тому +2

      Socksfor1 is still good

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 роки тому +1

      I've never actually seen matpat play mc now that I think about it he just does the lore

    • @uhmythx
      @uhmythx 2 роки тому +1

      GRI ON

    • @R0dolphus
      @R0dolphus 2 роки тому

      Honestly better off not knowing who canman is

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 2 роки тому

      Camman is just shorts version of Dweam

  • @stungspark4479
    @stungspark4479 Рік тому

    6:15 in case people might not know, when an enderman takes damage, it teleports around, so when they're on fire, they just start zooming around you and you have no idea where they'll go
    totally not personal experience

  • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
    @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 роки тому +1

    15:25 Unlike Java wither, whom you can stick in a cave and it just spins, Bedrock withers are heat-seeking missiles that destroy everything

  • @monkeman7337
    @monkeman7337 2 роки тому +3

    6:31 FINALLY A MEME THAT REPRESENTS MY PAIN!!

  • @captaincactus5247
    @captaincactus5247 2 роки тому +2

    The one about the "I call bugs features" one probably fits better with Skyrim

  • @AngeloMonic
    @AngeloMonic Рік тому

    Robin:Gree Yawn
    everybody else:Grian
    we are not the same

  • @telarocky
    @telarocky Рік тому +1

    I can relate to the mountain house, I end up making entire mountains hollow for fun

  • @dr-amethyst-77
    @dr-amethyst-77 2 роки тому +10

    Emkay! This channel is so great!

    • @Anrobloxsguy
      @Anrobloxsguy 2 роки тому

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 PLEASE STOP

  • @hewholurks4825
    @hewholurks4825 2 роки тому +15

    My logic with the Infinity vs Mending on bows is, string for the bow itself is renewable because spiders spawn, however flint for arrows is not. Therefore, Infinity is the way to go.

    • @mazionach
      @mazionach 2 роки тому +2

      Flint is renewable, piglins can trade gravel.

    • @25290117
      @25290117 2 роки тому +3

      Skeleton farms to get infinite arrows.

    • @minecraftdude3301
      @minecraftdude3301 2 роки тому +1

      You guys use flint? I just go to the Nether to kill all the skeletons in the Soulsand Valley.

    • @DerpyThePotato
      @DerpyThePotato 2 роки тому +2

      You guys use flint?
      I just trade with villagers

  • @justalittleturtle5600
    @justalittleturtle5600 2 роки тому

    “Can you play Minecraft without ever leaving your own spawn chunk?”
    Robin: *I doubt it*
    Robin needs to go watch those videos, and then the hardcore ones XD

  • @mruserguy1521
    @mruserguy1521 Рік тому +1

    You watch EmKay for the memes. I watch EmKay for the fan art. We are not the same.