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Jack, Damian, and Lexi: coming up with a creative rhyme for the intro.
Robin: I got some weird ass teeth
Classic
Robin’s my favorite ngl
whats poppin im robin
He's Robin, he ain't got teeth!
What's popping I'm robbin
His pronunciation of grian makes me want to break into his house and eat all of the marshmellows from his lucky charms
Totally wasn't looking for this comment xD Why did he have to say it so many times?!?!
Sounds like the Spanish pronunciation of grian
Same
it makes me wanna sneak into his room and move all his files around on his PC
Damn boy you mad 😂😂😂 that is so mean :D
as soon as i heard robin say "grian" as
"gree-yawn"
my soul left my body
He's not the only one who mispronounce his name, but yeah, mine too
and yet he says he watched him for a while
Then he also didn't know SocksFor1 or Game Theory
@@JuggaloMUTT9 I love socks for one
Grain haha
I love how Robin is trying to camouflage into the minecraft players community but he doesn't actually know anything about the newer versions but he's still enjoyable to watch.
For those who get stuck in the caves and can't find their way out, dig straight up (it works 99% of the time). Remember to place a torch beneath you so that you don't get suffocated by sand or gravel and also there will be a slight light for easier mining.
7:37 Just explaining this one:
Apparently if you start a world in creative mode in Bedrock Editor the advancements are disabled, in other words, if you only played on creative, you gonna never get the advancement of Taking Inventory
Same if you have cheats enabled at all, I know that from experience as someone who used to rarely play without keepInventory enabled
@@MirrorHall_Clay same bro I remember I went to a end crystal and broke it and exploded and I became sad.
Or if you make it peaceful lol, which is a thing. Horrendous, ik.
Yea I am apart of that precent who probably doesn't have that achievement because I had keep inventory on, is it not the same for java?
@@Your_Local_Pacifist Nope, even in creative mode, you get achievements
Since you wanted to know as a "experienced" bedrock player the wither it basically goes like this.. once you get it down to half hp it will begin to use a charge attack which basically levels a good chunk of a mountain it also deals about 3 more heart's of damage maybe more also spawns in two wither skeletons AKA a nightmare for any good looking builds in the area.
true
Also that it is even stronger than both ender dragons
I thought it’s 3 wither skeletons
Also it has twice as much health
Also a nightmare for fps
Imagine if all the narrators played minecraft multiplayer all together. I might actually pay to see that.
YES, make a petition RIGHT NOW hahaha
Lexi would just be the one screaming and running away from literally every mob.
that would be literally so cool
but not robin though
Ngl that'd probably be so many people's comfort video lol
"l would love for minecraft to have much scarier elements"
The Warden: Am I a joke for you?
True
man finds 8 cubes scary, we truly are in the age of horror
14:16
The funny part is that comment was featured in a Q&A episode of a let's play series known as the Survival Guide. The answer was: "the sky is more infinite"
Minecraft is a comfort game for me. It’s nostalgia mixed with new fun and endless adventures.
For some reason, I’m always drawn to caves. I love digging out caves and decorating them, and mining my heart out. It provides a sense of peace for me, and is so relaxing.
I love these memes, and even though I’ve been playing since I was 5 I’ve still never beaten the game LMAO. But I don’t care, I love mining and creating things.
Minecraft does something that not many other games I know of do, and that is having simplicity and complexity hand in hand with each other. The simple objective of survival, the repetitive process of procuring materials, and the highly complex systems you can create by using redstone and/or abusing /gamerules. Then there’s creative for people who just want to build with little to no limitations. Minecraft has something for everyone.
minecraft makes me frustrated as hell because i adore everything about it but i've never once been able to get into it and properly enjoy it without getting hopelessly bored, and i WANT to, i WANT to enjoy it but i just.... can't
This is very relatable! I’ve been playing as long as I can remember and I still haven’t won the game without any cheats.
By “cheats” do you mean the settings that are there by design to make the game easier, such as, for example, Keep inventory?
@@scruffmaster0185 yes
Few things in life are worse than a creeper exploding in your chest room…
Like accidentally dropping your Diamonds into the void
*you*
I had a creeper blow up about 20 double chests at once, most of my items despawned
Eyyy you like Emkay too?
What about a creeper exploding near you, not killing you, but instead knocking you and your inventory containing hours of collected resources from mining into a lava pit?
Or even worse, a creeper exploding in your chest room, which by some infuriatingly low-odds chance, happened to be above a lava pit, and all of the thousands of items in the chests which were destroyed were all burnt up?
8:32 So, basically this is a reference to the infamous Train Mission in GTA San Andreas
Where we all died over and over and Big Smoke who isn't shooting at them properly (forshadowing his betrayal) says one of the most famous lines in GTA history...
"All we had to do, was follow the damn train CJ!"
thanks for the information, I never really played GTA or watch people play it. Well except for funny and epic moments that one time. I use to watch prestige clips
i thought it was something else, like Polarino being an ARG or sum
well that was dissapointing
I know about it, but that's because of Henry Stickmin
@@muffin1927 go back to UA-cam Kids then.
@@muffin1927 same
15:25 the wither in bedrock is a lot harder then the java one
Even with full enchanted armor you’ll find him very hard to solo
Had full netherite armor with protection 4 on all but one armor pieces,potions, and 2 very unequipped friends and still had to pop a god apple, it's no fucking joke
3:40
Robin: I would LOVE for Minecraft to have much scarier elements.
Warden, cave sounds; allow us to introduce ourselves
Disc 11 and 13: DISC ERROR, DISC TOO SCARY
I love Robin, but the way he pronounces "Grian" and "bowlines" makes me want to punch a brick wall
"Grion"
gree-yahn
bow-lee-ness
@@icanthinkofaname13 Grian's alter ego
“Gree-on”
My heart broke when he said Gree an
9:16 Explaining this one: It's because a vulnerability into a Java Programming Library called Log4J, a lib make to create log files or into a more simple language to tell in form of text "what the program is doing", but apparently you can do a command injection via minecraft chat and control everyones PC who is connect on the same server with it, as long the command message is displayed on the victim screen
5:41 A moment of silence for the person who made this meme not realizing that diamonds are pure carbon, which is an element on the periodic table.
@ayrest💥 begone bot
Also just coal itself
and coal
@@andrasfarkas2198 coal actually isn't pure carbon... it has other elements...
@@britishneko3906 Oh yeah, i forgot. The only types of coal in nature is grafite and diamond, right?
15:19
It has double the health and starts to spawn wither skeletons at half health
0:52 RIP Technoblade
You have asked what’s to bad about the wither in bedrock. Well it’s bad because it’s about 20 times harder to beat that the one in Java. It also kills you with 3 shots when you have the best armor and also have significantly more health than the wither in Java. And when you trap it in a hole it doesn’t spin around. . . It breaks out and destroys everything on the surface. That is why I play Java MC now.
It also spawns underlings and acts more like a boss in general
@@xxgearboxxx found the bedrock apologist
The wither has twice as much health in bedrock
@@HitTheFloor16 i play bedrock because i play on console, i dont have a good pc that can run it, java is better than bedrock, bedrock is not bad but worse
and is hard to kill even in creative when i thought of making one in the nether, guy literally clipped above bedrock (i placed him in the nether roof a bit too close). really hard to kill even with a smite V netherite sword (swords have more damage than axes in bedrock and PE, PE is what I'm quite experienced in and if memory serves right).
i just love how emkay flips us off at the beginning of every video lol
@ayrest💥 don't care, didn't ask
the very thing i deserve hehhahehhw-
I just noticed that
@@huskobusko cool your sooo quirky and depressed 😒
@@wanderinginterneter8203 chill plz :|
“who in the heck said adults don’t play minecraft”
…….adults that don’t play Minecraft
I see you in scrapman video
@Lidiyaa.... 🍼 what the fuck
Robin: _pronounces Grian wrong_
Everything in a 5 mile radius: *VISIBLE ANGER*
1:04 oh my ghoosbumbs!
"I would love for minecraft to have more scarier elements"
Warden: "Hold your horses"
@Lidiyaa.... 🍼 how 'bout no?
@Lidiyaa.... 🍼 no
Me who wanted chlorine gas, not game elements: 👁👄👁
Wither: "Am I A Joke??"
Wither: "Am I A Joke??"
Waiting for the day that Robin gets so annoyed at a meme his aggravated "shut up" goes on for about 30 seconds, all the while getting increasingly louder and sounding more enraged
yas
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuttuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUP
'I'd love to have scarier aspects in Minecraft.'
Cave Noises and Calm 4: Am I a joke to you?
Calm 4 isn't scary, it's just different.
And the Warden
*gulps* n-no
Are you forgetting Disc 11 & 13?
THE W A R D E N
I like how robin sounds acutely aware he's worth more than reviewing reddit, nonetheless r/minecraftmemes
1:07 Skeletons for beginning to mid game when you have crap gear depending on drops, (If you spawn near a village/good cave) and Slimes for when you're trying to gather resources in a specific area of a cave, or when there's a crud-tun of them at once.
No, really, skeletons are snipers. Yesterday I fell into a cave and got surrounded by 10 zombies or so (there was a spawner nearby). I would be able to kill them all, if not a skeleton that was standing behind the zombies (on the same height) and somehow managed to land 3 perfect shots on me without hurting a single zombie.
A fucking tech mod makes it worse
The mod "Mekanism" decided it wanted to cross baby zombies with skeletons
They have been torturing me to this day
And people say skeletons aren't that bad..
NAH DUDE THEY CAN SNIPE YO BUTT FROM A MILE AWAY
Creepers? Yea sure, maybe block the explosion with a shield.
Zombies? Mehh only if it's necessary, don't wanna damage my sword. (Unless it's a baby zombie thEN TOWER NOW)
Spiders? String. That it. Just string. And maybe spider eyes.
But Skeletons? Shield? Naw it's aimin for ya head. Tower? Oh yea so the next second I can get yeeted off. Those guys can also do this dodge technique to avoid being hit by you, like adiós ya ain't gonna survive this encounter. (AW CRAP NOT AGAIN THATS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK)
Report skeletons for aimbot
I fought the wither for the first time in 1.18 bedrock, and wow.
I fought it underground to spare my builds, but it flew up. Straight through 100 blocks of stone. Had to fight it IN my house as it wreaked havoc in my mob grinder. When I got it to half health and after going through 5 grapples and a totem, the second phase spawned 6 wither skeletons who took me to half health. Had to have a friend connect to help me finish it off and it still took 20 mins.
Then rather star was NOT worth the devastation (but the 100+ block pit under my house was cool)
@Nick Gaming Since bedrock edition apparently
I would keep that Pit and build your house somewhere else
@Nick Gaming wait wither skeletons doesn't spawn on java edition?
@@animeguy6752 ik so unfair
@@animeguy6752 Nope
The wither friggin sucks on Java, it just flies in the air and throws wither skulls
The bed withers "wither effect" lasts so much longer than on java making it a lot harder. The wither effect decreases ur health like poison but will kill u
6:23
Oh no, not the æther portal
boys we lost another one
My first experience in Minecraft was wasting the whole day and having to quickly dig into a mountain to hide from a skeleton. The skeleton, being the absolute nuisance that it is, hit the one pixel of my hit box that wasn’t hidden behind a wall.
I didn’t play survival again without the settings on peaceful for years.
Game theory: exactly that.
Techno: a legend, this man joked himself through cancer.
Dream: meh
Socksfor1: good in 2020, not so good today.
Camman18: who?
Socksfor1 is still good
I've never actually seen matpat play mc now that I think about it he just does the lore
GRI ON
Honestly better off not knowing who canman is
Camman is just shorts version of Dweam
8:53
Honestly never thought I'd see the day one of my memes would be in an Emkay video.
Oh that's cool
Robbin asking for scarier elements.
1.19 deep dark: Bonjure
Don’t click the link
@@theking8788 duh, report it.
1:28 fuck frogs fuck axolotl foxes are the best addition to Minecraft since survival was implemented back in 2009 and none can convince me otherwise
"1. one eight"
me: stop it, get some help
also me: ITS 1.EIGHTEEN
I don't know what I would do if Minecraft never existed.
Love your vids 🙂
I would commit an act that is often frowned upon and has multiple hotlines to prevent it
I think I would just start playing Roblox about 2 years earlier.
I would be more depressed 😞
well you wouldn't be playing minecraft
15:18 Withers in bedrock have way different AI than in java, most of the time they don't even go for you and they don't get stalled when they break black, it's like a hot knife on butter, and if you spawn it underground you better not have anything important above it because that shits going to be demolished.
The wither has double hp, dashes and destroys any blocks in its path in first phase and blue skulls travel
forever and I think does more damage (might be wrong tho) in bedrock
It is acurate i know i play bedrock
When in the void the wither shoots blue skulls to
10:39 To answer your question: Optifine is a Minecraft fabric mod used to optimize the game’s performance. This is commonly used with shaders or on low-spec machines. Personally Sodium-Iris works better under this instance, but Optifine has more features and functionality than the latter. Edit: I know this is a month late as of this comment, but I hope this info helps.
No it’s not. It adds new features Mojang refuses to add. Why do you think dynamic lighting exists in OptiFine?
Why can't we just use both.
15:25 Unlike Java wither, whom you can stick in a cave and it just spins, Bedrock withers are heat-seeking missiles that destroy everything
The scary thing about bedrock wither is:
1: breaks any block it touches
2: has a tons of health
3:shoots heads quickly
4:moves very quickly
5:flies away so you need to use bow and run after it
Also creates so many entities of broken blocks that your console starts playing at 2fps and you physically can't beat it anymore and you lose a whole world or switch to creative mode
Ha! That's it? The JAVA edition is sooo much better!
1: Breaks any blocks it touches... Sometimes.
2: Has tons of health... Divided by 2.
3: Shoots heads once every 10 minutes
4: Moves.
5: Flies away so you need a bow and arrow.. Until you get it to half health.
See? It's uhh... better... I guess? Um. Its atleast... Uh kinda good? *cough*
They also spawn wither skeleton and it's so annoying. It's easier to kill under the dragon portal and suffocated to death
@Giratius
Wait they spawn wither skeletons now?
@@vaporbodor3515 They spawn them when reaching 50% HP
Gotta love how Robin is an absolute buzzkill who hates existence and feels the need to critique a png, but in other videos just kinda laughs and moves on
2:22 Okay, I can make a mob farm for chain mail armor and a cow farm for leather armor. Or better yet I can just get some villagers. They sell the stuff. Netherite on the other hand has to be found.
You can craft chain mail. You just need stone. Not cobblestone or smooth, only stone.
@@derpyderps631 : Don't know what mods you've been playing, or why you would craft chainmail with stone of all things (especially now that _chain_ is an actual block in the game), but that's simply not true in vanilla.
@@derpyderps631 : Also insert joke about you being stoned. Sorry, had to be done.
@@notagoat281 I don't play with mods never have and never will in Minecraft. If I remember correctly I have managed to do that on the Xbox 360 before.
@@notagoat281 Also when did they add chain blocks?
12:05
I see the player you mean.
PLAYERNAME?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].
It cannot read that thought.
No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
It reads our thoughts.
Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
And yet they play the game.
But it would be so easy to tell them...
Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
I will not tell the player how to live.
The player is growing restless.
I will tell the player a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again.
Yes. Player...
Use its name.
PLAYERNAME. Player of games.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a player.
The player was you, PLAYERNAME.
Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
Let's go back.
The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.
The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
You are the player, reading words...
Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
You. You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
YOU DID IT
YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT
What in axolotls name?!
Ah yes,
Pure perfection
"PLAYERNAME?"
"You know what I dont love? People who use UA-cam skins."
Me, years after using Stampy's skin: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*
The wither blows EVERYTHING up. In java, you can trap it in a cave, in bedrock, it will destroy everything without hesitation
It has double the health
It attacks everywhere when it doesn't find a target
The wither effect is longer
It drops 100% of the blocks it destroys so basically a lag machine
It's basically trying to fight an unbreakable wall
I'm stuck playing bedrock since I'm a console player and I suck at survival so I'm never beating the wither
To all my bedrock buddies: there is a way to make an automatic wither killer in bedrock and it's very easy too
3:39 "Minecraft to have more scarier elements"
Has he not looked at the Deep Dark yet?
And those 2 music discs + cave sounds
12:04 Challenge Accepted.
I see the player you mean.
EmKay?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].
It cannot read that thought.
No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
It reads our thoughts.
Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
And yet they play the game.
But it would be so easy to tell them...
Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
I will not tell the player how to live.
The player is growing restless.
I will tell the player a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again.
Yes. Player...
Use its name.
EmKay. Player of games.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a player.
The player was you, EmKay.
Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
Let's go back.
The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.
The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
You are the player, reading words...
Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
You. You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
holy moly
What in the actual fu*k is this?
what
Holy-
The quote is what comes after the credits roll, but I do love this chat that happens after you beat the dragon. Good on you for typing that all up.
3:50 You guys only take 87 tries? I still remember farming and checking a new diamond axe durability. 432 attempts.
"how did mojang get dog and panda death sounds"
emkay: well they killed them obv
me: WELL THEN HOW DID THEY GET THE CREEPER DEATH SOUND, DOES THAT MEAN CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL??!
The thing I really like about Minecraft that not a lot of other games do is that you pay to make an account not for the game itself, so you don’t have to rebuy the game each time you get a new pc
I have never once encountered a game that you have to buy for every computer.
You might be doing something wrongly.
@@cassandra2860I really don’t know I am just saying this because friends I have had said that a lot of their games they have they said they had to buy again once they got new computer.
@@gluebottle9347 they're stupid
The difference between the wither in java and bedrock is:
In java his health is 300 while in bedrock it's 600
In java there is a glitch where mobs spin for no reason but it's not in bedrock
In jave you can trap the wither in a tight space like a cave to kill it but in bedrock it's more destructive
In bedrock it can actually break any breakable block on contact, making the sword portion of the fight much harder.
As a bedrock player, I can confirm that there is literally no way to kill it without spending a month straight preparing for it.
5:48
Diamond: hey gold
Gold: yeah?
Diamond: Even if I'm "not an element", which I am, I will always be something you wont be.
Gold: What's that?
Diamond: useful
"i would love for minecraft to have more scary elements"
the warden: *say no more*
i always feel personaly complimented when emkay makes a minecraft video
Technically wishing that people would lose their hardcore worlds is wishing for death, therefore there does not need to be a 4th rule.
Game Theory is known for playing and searching lore at Minecraft. I do agree with Winnie The Pooh's opinion. And where's Minecraft Story Mode 3?! Welo, thanks youtube for showing 1 trillion views.
telltales stopped support for those games and they said there won't be a sequel
@@witha1 you mean telltales?
@@corrupted3600 yeah those guys
@@corrupted3600 did it say tall tales before?
@@witha1 not only that, they went bankrupt back in 2018, so there's pretty much no chance it's ever coming back
11:22
Who would say that, it was literally made for one purpose
Breaking blocks, it wasn't made for anything else
What you want to be able to attach a lead to it and make a grappling hook
Actually that'd be cool
You watch EmKay for the memes. I watch EmKay for the fan art. We are not the same.
6:15 in case people might not know, when an enderman takes damage, it teleports around, so when they're on fire, they just start zooming around you and you have no idea where they'll go
totally not personal experience
12:27 i actually just saw this quote in a typing assignment
10:30 yeah he's Grian
8:34 imagine people sniffing even the smallest bit of unloaded chunks
Is that it? I literally didn’t get it event tho i seen it
i once spent approxametly 25 to 35 hours trying to get mending on a server, like i was on long enough fors ome people to say "imma go to sleep, be back tomorrow" and was still on when they came back, i was so bored i started writing puns in chat when i got them like "you can lure me from most things, but not this villager" I WAS LOSING IT, you dont know how much joy i felt to get it, btw when i got it i said "BUT MAYBE THIS MENDING CAN MEND MY SANITY!!!"
0:51 as someone who knows and watches all these youtubers, this brought me pain
"Your minecraft name is now your real life name"
*Viking Raids intesify*
hunnybe46 literally my youtube name
Emkay! This channel is so great!
@Tommy Gaming 🅥 PLEASE STOP
My logic with the Infinity vs Mending on bows is, string for the bow itself is renewable because spiders spawn, however flint for arrows is not. Therefore, Infinity is the way to go.
Flint is renewable, piglins can trade gravel.
Skeleton farms to get infinite arrows.
You guys use flint?
I just trade with villagers
Ima be completely honest, I was always afraid of going into the caves if I didn't have torches so I always got full leather armour first
15:21 it has 600 hp
While in Java it has 300
How the hell does robin have such a good DIO voice?
What
@@josuke_higashikata24 dafuk
3:08
so whos gonna tell them chats get deleted when nobody on the server..?
0:42
Good times with scar, Philza, GeorgeNotFound, Wilbursoot, Quackity, Docm77 (I think that’s his name-), Pretty much the entirety of hermit craft
Special shoutout to etho, the God of minecraft and death
The bedrock wither fight is equivalent to entering the arctic circle naked
2:12 leather armor is hard to get. netherite armor is easy to make because you only need 5 pieces of it.
i have nothing for chainmail
For the the ones who don't know let me explain: once the beta version of 1.18 released giving us the background screen, Minecraft UA-camr @PheonixXC, found out that some of the background areas aren't loaded. You can see them in that image to the bottom/middle left side. You're welcome
lemme explain the bedrock wither. it has better AI, more powerful attacks, at half hp summons 6 wither skeletons, and is generally harder because of other bedrock features.
Robin:"I would love minecraft to have scarier elements"
The Deep Dark and The Warden: Are we a joke to you?
"I would love for Minecraft to have much scarier elements."
Warden: Hello there
Robin:*doesn't know who technoblade game theory and camman is*
Me:so you have chosen death *boss music*
13:14 BLOCK OF DRIED KELP NOW WHERE ARE MY GIRLS BOI oh right I don’t exist because I’m AI
I like how whenever the subreddit name pops up the hand is always a thumbs down
7:37 This one's bad. You could say this about almost _anything_ in Minecraft. Heck, there's a ton of things that only craft into exclusively decorative blocks and do nothing else. And a ton more stuff that just sit there and do nothing. Excluding tools, there's almost nothing that has more than one or two uses outside of crafting. It's almost like crafting is a huge part of the game with "craft" in its name. Huh. Go figure.
11:26 Oh look, now we're pretending the other half of the name isn't a huge part of the game and majorly important. The pickax has one use because it only _needs_ one use. Yeah, they gave the axe and hoe additional uses. But those didn't have a use that was essential to most players. You can punch a tree down and the hoe's original purpose was so barely relevant that they actually had an achievement for entirely using a diamond one up.
I fully agree, but also. I hate the first one, both because of what you said, but also because iron is used for, oh I don’t know, LIKE EVERY SINGLE REDSTONE FARM EVER!!
@@iDontReallyKnowTbh Iron ingots also have the most crafting recipes out of any item or block in the game. It’s like 30 something.
thats the joke
@@pepearown4968 Yeah, as soon as you get iron ore that crafting book in the corner goes insane and just goes though like 30 different items to craft
"I would love for minecraft to have much scarier elements" the warden: "hold my beer"
I love how robin always makes the memes just that much better
i can't wait everyday when i get to play my game and listen to all of you amazing narrators do your thing
14:32 Unpowered rails go even slower than regular rails tho, this dude has long weekends.
Is Lexi feeling better? We haven’t seen/heard her in a while.
It’s dried kelp. That’s the block.
This video made me die inside multiple times because of how many memes they didn’t understand
9:54
It's kind of ironic since, from what I remember at least, Mojang has been trying to make both versions/platforms equal(could be a lie because I am remembering it vaguely and I don't know where or when I got that info)
At this point they should just get Lexi to just react to r/Minecraftmemes
Nah
yes
Agreed
Gotta agree with Robin on this one, most of the memes in this subreddit suck, though that kinda goes for most meme oriented subreddits
It's more on the lines of,he couldn't relate to them. Why not get Lexi to read them,she played Minecraft recently
3:04 Gold is useful. 1. Making beacons. 2. Crafting notches/golden apples 3. Making a clock (if you know, you know) 4. Used to trade with piglins for essentials for speedrunning or normal play. 5. Building for projects. If you read that wrong then here you go. But if you didn’t, let them realize;)
Robin : "i would love for minecraft to have some scary elements"
Warden : am i ajoke to you?