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  • @3mily2.0
    @3mily2.0 2 роки тому +1204

    “How is queen Elizabeth ll so old?” That aged like milk trying to be cheese.

  • @My1xT
    @My1xT 2 роки тому +2742

    2:55 that sign is a plus-minus sign, which means both operations would work in this case. considering one person sees 6 and the other 9 they agreed on 7,5 plus-minus 1,5 which results is 9 and 6 and therefore would satisfy both viewpoints

    • @demoman5864
      @demoman5864 2 роки тому +65

      Wtf
      Edit: ok I kinda get it but why does it even exist lmao

    • @My1xT
      @My1xT 2 роки тому +117

      @@demoman5864 well usually this is more used for tolerances like a a scale could say up to 5kg with a tolerance of plus/minus 2 grams, or for math equation with 2 solutions

    • @No-ix8um
      @No-ix8um 2 роки тому +30

      @@demoman5864 because its technically the truth

    • @indeed.9101
      @indeed.9101 2 роки тому +68

      @@demoman5864 It's often used for square roots, the square root of 4 can be 2, however it can also be -2

    • @jbugzbevibin1207
      @jbugzbevibin1207 2 роки тому +5

      Good point mr random guy

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 2 роки тому +276

    "Santa is libertarian af..."
    Except Santa also devotes his entire existence to running a nonprofit to freely bring toys to the good little children of the world.

    • @wallypg3d188
      @wallypg3d188 2 роки тому +3

      is he real though🤔

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 2 роки тому

      Libertarians would still do that. They just hate the government for taking their 60%
      You had that confused with real "charities" like Goodwill who's only charity is hiring people no one else would hire, but still paying them minimum wage because they can't work eslewhere.

    • @trentonherrington4623
      @trentonherrington4623 2 роки тому +10

      He also has slaves

    • @sammiejo6928
      @sammiejo6928 2 роки тому +1

      Things they dont tell children

    • @Farhan-ec7dx
      @Farhan-ec7dx 2 роки тому +6

      "Except Santa also devotes his entire existence to running a nonprofit to freely bring toys to the good little children of the world" as he should, its also not an excuse to run away from taxes

  • @fennextheking2189
    @fennextheking2189 2 роки тому +5932

    Technically the truth is easily my favorite subreddit; it is so literal and that is something that I enjoy
    Edit: Apparently, saying "OMG! THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!!" is frowned upon, so I won't do that. Instead, just "thanks" will probably do, so thanks

    • @GamerZone-uu8uw
      @GamerZone-uu8uw 2 роки тому +58

      SAME, also robin is the best host for r/Technicallythetruth

    • @henryphoenix7737
      @henryphoenix7737 2 роки тому +15

      Boooooooooooooooooots

    • @tempest9568
      @tempest9568 2 роки тому +9

      Me irl

    • @lamp5488
      @lamp5488 2 роки тому +8

      Mine is bonehurtingjuice

    • @Xiles23
      @Xiles23 2 роки тому +4

      That’s technically the truth

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 2 роки тому +2904

    4:44 Actually, there is a chemical difference between magma and lava. The change occurs when it gets to the surface and the gasses get released. Assuming that has already happened, you could theoretically bring the lava back underground and have underground lava.

    • @kidkid
      @kidkid 2 роки тому +98

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT Let's see how many people don't care.
      Current amount: 1

    • @zacharymogel9500
      @zacharymogel9500 2 роки тому +45

      @@kidkid current amount: 2

    • @tsyphon9192
      @tsyphon9192 2 роки тому +44

      @@kidkid Current amount: 3

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому +31

      @@kidkid I am so sorry- my brother got on my phone and started posting spam.

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 2 роки тому +127

      I don't see why people are taking an issue with me know-it-all-ing the know-it-all.
      Edit: oh wait, those "amount of people who don't care comments" aren't directed at me, are they? Whoops. My bad.

  • @towers4506
    @towers4506 2 роки тому +7

    Queen elizabeth failed the 2nd requirement of being old 💀

  • @PNPPLPRSMPLS
    @PNPPLPRSMPLS 2 роки тому +788

    I love how this channel fits the idea of the internet perfectly. It's all so diverse and nobody cares a bit

  • @Pr1ncet0n
    @Pr1ncet0n 2 роки тому +4330

    Imagine being early on the first day of the year
    Edit: yall got 1 week before i delete this comment, yall annoying ass replies

  • @maurofavale8710
    @maurofavale8710 2 роки тому +35

    2:57 well you see, itcs not just 7.5 + 1.5 it's 7.5 +- 1.5. these problema are usually found at the end of certan equations and it means that the results are both the addition and substraction. so both of them are correct, since the result is (6;9)

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +286

    "I once tried desperately to explain to my friends that yolk isn't liquid potentiality of a chicken but then she just looked at me and said "but they're both yellow" [10:48]
    "Behold, a chicken !" _picture of a lemon_
    Plato : _"Not again..."_
    Diogenes : _"Not bad, kid..."_

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 роки тому +17

      That philosophy major is finally paying dividends, hey ? 😁

    • @eye8756
      @eye8756 2 роки тому

      Just sad...this comment section is just sad

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 роки тому

      what happened?

  • @BeastGuardian
    @BeastGuardian 2 роки тому +212

    It is pretty cool whenever a poster includes a text description of what's in the image (like in the case of the lemon), as it means that someone with significant visual impairment can still get what's going on if they're browsing with a text-to-speech program.

  • @nezlol1234
    @nezlol1234 2 роки тому +20

    6:04 that aged well

  • @KyleCorbeau
    @KyleCorbeau 2 роки тому +205

    11:01 This reminded me WAY too much of Diogenes saying "Behold a man" while holding up a plucked chicken as a response to Socrates' definition of a man being a "featherless biped."
    Like sincerely, the great philosophers of times gone by are just the equivalent of modern day shit posters and I just get a smile every time I'm reminded of this fact.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 2 роки тому +18

      That post is a reference to the "behold a man" thing. This isn't a coincidence.

  • @instigatedeye5941
    @instigatedeye5941 2 роки тому +494

    I recently had a friend who thought the egg yolk was what a baby chicken dissolved into, and that every time she ate an egg, a chick had died to let it happen.
    That is not how it works, the rooster does his thing to his hens. Then a hen either has to sit on the eggs for a little over three weeks, or the farmer has to put the eggs in an incubator for the same amount of time. An egg isn't a former chick, if you have roosters in the flock, an egg is a potential chick.
    This does not stop chickens from eating their own eggs.

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 2 роки тому +4

      I mean, once it becomes an egg it’s no longer a potential chick lol I’m very helpful

    • @zleepy_zig
      @zleepy_zig 2 роки тому +19

      @@alexreid1173 no, it’s always been an egg until it hatches or gets cracked open

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 2 роки тому +18

      @@alexreid1173 Per Schrödinger's Cat- with the egg being the box, the chick being the cat- the egg could be considered both a chick and not a chick until the state is verified through observation.

    • @zleepy_zig
      @zleepy_zig 2 роки тому +1

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT hunny, hate to break it to you, but that old trend isn’t gonna get you many, if not, any subscribers.

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому +5

      @@zleepy_zig I am so very sorry. My brother got on my phone and started posting spam comments. I apologize for his actions.

  • @ZergIingLover
    @ZergIingLover 2 роки тому +25

    8:09
    Nobody knows what Shakespeare actually looked like. Only one artist painted him, but the artist was known for giving all of his portraits the same face.

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow 2 роки тому

      Which is fair enough because Shakespeare's contemporaries were right about him being a hack.

    • @eldontyrell4361
      @eldontyrell4361 Рік тому

      @@LegendStormcrow In what way was he a hack? There’s a lot of theories on who Shakespeare was, or that he has his work ghostwritten or if he never existed his body of work is just a collection of similar works, some perhaps by a few of the same people. None of this takes away from the fact that most of the popular Shakespeare works are quite good. Do you dislike many of the actual works?

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Рік тому

      @@eldontyrell4361 I stand with contemporaries that he's currently over rated. Romeo and Juliet was likely unoriginal when written, and is a romance story on the level of Twilight. He also called Joan of Arc a whore, so there is that too.

  • @leroyjenkins3005
    @leroyjenkins3005 2 роки тому +135

    7:14 the struck by lightning one is inaccurate, a man named Roy Sullivan was a park ranger who was struck by lightning *7 TIMES* and lived!
    edit: I realise it might be saying that even if they did survive they would eventually, at some point, die, but I still thought the story was worth a mention.

    • @justino_
      @justino_ 2 роки тому +3

      I was searching for this comment, noice

    • @utamari
      @utamari 2 роки тому +10

      i feel bad for the dude. but how do you get struck by lightning 7 times? did the dude offend the sky or something?

    • @benoitmarcotte8807
      @benoitmarcotte8807 2 роки тому +1

      Check how many likes you have (Nice)

    • @justino_
      @justino_ 2 роки тому

      @@benoitmarcotte8807 ahahaha 😳

    • @lunalumanis4117
      @lunalumanis4117 2 роки тому +5

      @@utamari obviously he pissed off Thor lol

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 2 роки тому +277

    7:32 he was not only aware, but he shamed Rudolph and his father for Rudolph’s nose at the beginning of the movie. He was an active part of the bullying.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 роки тому +42

      and then only STOPPED bullying him when it was a benefit TO stop and we're supposed to act like santa's the good guy here?
      Fuck's sake he knew that one elf was being bullied at work by his boss. FML dude was so fed up with the lack of a dental plan he was willing to go 'fuck it i'm becoming a dentist so everyone else here can have some not fucked up teeth' and was being FUCKIGN BULLIED OVER IT.

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 2 роки тому +27

      @@singletona082 I have a little theory that Hermey isn’t even an elf to begin with, and has a Buddy-esque situation. It sounds silly, but hear me out:
      Hermey has rounded ears, like a human, instead of pointed. This is what really got me thinking about it once I noticed and is my biggest piece of evidence. It’s a very strange, specific detail- why would he have round ears when pointed ears are basically _the_ defining trait of elves, both Christmas and fantasy alike?
      Hermey has hair- none of the other male elves have hair. This might just be a cultural thing rather than sexual dimorphism, in which the male elves shave their heads but are capable of growing hair, so this is a very minor point but I felt it was worth bringing up.
      And of course, Hermey isn’t good at/doesn’t enjoy toy making. Christmas elves seem to not only have an ingrained enjoyment of the job, but an insane aptitude for it, which a human wouldn’t be able to keep up with. This would explain Hermey’s lack of interest and skill in the given subject. I’m pretty sure he lacked skill, unless I’m getting mixed up with Elf.
      Thank you for coming to my TED Talk even though it was only partially relevant to the conversation, I just really wanted to tell someone about it lol.
      But if Hermey was human, Santa would likely be aware/responsible for this, and it’s pretty unfair to hold a human to the unrealistic toy-producing standards of an elf (as we have seen in Elf) which is a massive dick move on Santa’s part.

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 2 роки тому +4

      @@EndertheDragon0922 That’s a very interesting theory that makes a lot of sense. I noticed the round ears but never had thought this far into it until now.

    • @hiyaimashe2601
      @hiyaimashe2601 2 роки тому

      But that was just 1 movie

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 2 роки тому +5

      My brother had a meltdown when he first saw that movie because “santa’s mean”

  • @forward__aluminium2855
    @forward__aluminium2855 2 роки тому +9

    6:00 well not anymore

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 2 роки тому +29

    "I'm here where are you?"
    "I told you no one is home."
    Bae: *See? I pulled a little sneaky on ya.*

  • @Ultranger
    @Ultranger 2 роки тому +40

    2:54 He’s saying “plus or minus” so no matter which one you choose it’s correct from a certain perspective

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому

      Let's see how many subscribers I can get from this comment.
      Current subscribers: 23

    • @kidkid
      @kidkid 2 роки тому +3

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT Let's see how many people want you to shut up.
      Current amount of people: 1

    • @Skye1421
      @Skye1421 2 роки тому +2

      @@kidkid 2 now

    • @tauon_
      @tauon_ 2 роки тому +2

      3

    • @Nickilob2006
      @Nickilob2006 2 роки тому +1

      4

  • @leviadams3080
    @leviadams3080 2 роки тому +6

    3:33 my AP Physics teacher started his lecture on universal law of gravitation without telling us this by talking about how he was attracted to me.

  • @curtrolz7909
    @curtrolz7909 2 роки тому +32

    r/Technicallythetruth actually hurts your brain because you use your brain cells to process

  • @yvaskhmir
    @yvaskhmir 2 роки тому +40

    11:17 I imagine on the doomsday EmKay will innevitably say "And on that great note we've come to the end.".

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 роки тому

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT Where is the Bully Maguire bot when we need him...?

    • @kidkid
      @kidkid 2 роки тому +1

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT Let's see how many people want you to shut up.
      Current amount of people: 1

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 роки тому

      @@kidkid I think at least 3.14.

  • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
    @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 2 роки тому +3

    2:25 is actually really wholesome

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 роки тому +37

    Love how for every Birb video, there is a special censor sound, made just for his cursing. XD

  • @Zulfar-bd9tc
    @Zulfar-bd9tc 2 роки тому +98

    1:07 But isn't that still wrong though? Your brain uses electricity through the nervous system to control the muscle contractions of the body, not the bones. So you're technically piloting the meat not the skeleton. So you should be piloting a meat mech, the skeleton is the original frame, and your skin is the armor, which would make more sense to how mechs are actually created.

    • @angelicanavarro5311
      @angelicanavarro5311 2 роки тому

      The skeletal muscles move the bones that provide the frame. I think it’s still technically correct😶 unless we start talking about smooth muscles or cardiac muscle…😊

    • @ZTimeGamingYT
      @ZTimeGamingYT 2 роки тому

      No, it is not. Nervous systems and muscles aside, every human body has a skeleton. Unless you are referring to what the narrator of the post says, in which case the captions don't tell me.

  • @olyvix
    @olyvix 2 роки тому +2

    THE KING DICE SONG IN THE BG

  • @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890
    @apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 2 роки тому +24

    2:17 she literally took her recipe to the grave

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 роки тому

      idk about then but in my country tombstones are not directly above the dead bodies (a bit over the head and feet)

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +17

    7:16 Yeah, I remember being mind-blown when I found out where oil comes from, and I was like, “Crap, so that means we’re gonna run out of oil one day?”

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 2 роки тому +1

    no no no, the fear of the being alone in the dark is because there are things in the dark, and I don’t wanna be alone with those things

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 2 роки тому +37

    3:14 There aren't enough words to describe how uncomfortable this photo made me

    • @water5210
      @water5210 2 роки тому +2

      When Nick Fury said "I got my eye on you"

    • @water5210
      @water5210 2 роки тому

      @Ghoulsgoals idk

  • @kitmoon6719
    @kitmoon6719 2 роки тому +39

    the iq thing reminds me of one time i took a test for school. it was a online test where the if you answered a question wrong it gives you an easier question and if you get it right you get a harder question. so- i rushed through it because i was getting bored. and it gives you a lesson path based on how you did…it tried to reteach me how to count.
    this is why you should never rush through a test, especially one like this.

    • @cl-jp3uv
      @cl-jp3uv 2 роки тому

      I hated things that worked that way cuz eventually the questions will get too hard or they’ll never stop coming

  • @daboidave
    @daboidave 2 роки тому +22

    The queen one didn’t age well

  • @FoxSlyme
    @FoxSlyme 2 роки тому +18

    5:55 technically, she asked how often do planes crash, not how often does plane crash

  • @daimpressionz6248
    @daimpressionz6248 2 роки тому +16

    As someone who can tend to be technical A LOT, I quite enjoy these videos!

  • @mordiggianvpns
    @mordiggianvpns 2 роки тому +1

    Every human who breathed air died

  • @maxxam012
    @maxxam012 2 роки тому +32

    11:12 I love how John just looks done even with the helmet

    • @skylerlightning4620
      @skylerlightning4620 2 роки тому +10

      That not Cortana that weapon from Halo infinity

    • @lunarfox8875
      @lunarfox8875 2 роки тому +7

      @@skylerlightning4620 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SAID SOMETHING

  • @uncletiggermclaren7592
    @uncletiggermclaren7592 2 роки тому +18

    Being struck by lightning is quite common ( relatively ) for farm workers in New Zealand. And not always fatal, far from it.
    I have been in a field when my eldest brother was struck, his heart stopped as far as we could detect, but he was still breathing, spasmodically. Two of us took turns giving him CPR and by the time the ambulance arrived he was sitting up and being argumentative, he lived. Burns down his back.
    I knew a neighbour who was in a boat fishing when it was hit, he was badly burnt and in a wheel chair afterwards , he was permanently deaf in one ear, the palm of his hand was blown off, and it took decades for him to regain the use of that arm. The other guy who had been in the fishing boat with him had numbness in his hands all his life afterwards.
    And I knew another guy who was swimming at the stern of a yacht that got hit, he said he felt nothing electrical but the sound was so huge that it was like being struck all over . Everyone was temporarily deafened including him, they recovered, someone pointed out his watch to him, which on inspection, the metal expanding band was spot-wielded along one side. Not a mark on his body though.

    • @rexosuitmk2577
      @rexosuitmk2577 2 роки тому

      question: I know that fishing when a storm is nearby is not a good idea and (if the storm the fishers were struck by was known to the general public of the area [ie, not sudden]) then they shouldn't have been out there anyway. But for those sudden storms or similar occurrences of reasonable ignorance, would it make sense to have a sort of lightning rod on the boats?

    • @waveii8615
      @waveii8615 2 роки тому +10

      the “100% of people struck by lightning die” is referring to the fact that even if they survive the lightning, they’ll die eventually… because everyone dies eventually… so technically all of them do die!

    • @masterop4687
      @masterop4687 2 роки тому

      k.

    • @kookie_monsteridk3316
      @kookie_monsteridk3316 2 роки тому

      ur from NZ? no way me too!

    • @eldontyrell4361
      @eldontyrell4361 Рік тому

      Amazing

  • @Aldo-y9m
    @Aldo-y9m 10 місяців тому +1

    3:22 so you see I have a dog, right? So. R. A. T. S.

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 роки тому +8

    Who's the funniest person on EmKay, any of them tbh, that's _technicallythetruth._

  • @maryangeliquecruz5485
    @maryangeliquecruz5485 2 роки тому +8

    2:48 the best words, from the best venom actor

  • @MFtheo
    @MFtheo 2 роки тому +3

    3:39 funny thing is the antelope they showed can’t actually jump. They can jump the same height as the average house.

  • @Suspiciously_Specific_Sam
    @Suspiciously_Specific_Sam 2 роки тому +45

    The last meme wasn't Cortana, it was actually Weapon, the person that was meant to kill Cortana, because she (Cortana) was going rogue.

    • @Beetle-vu9yt
      @Beetle-vu9yt 2 роки тому +5

      Weapon is just Cortana on dopamine
      change my mind.

    • @deathtrapOBrien
      @deathtrapOBrien 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you for saying this

    • @enavoid
      @enavoid 2 роки тому +1

      Wait, Cortana is a character in Halo and not just the Windows assistant thing??

    • @BetterCallBigShotAutos
      @BetterCallBigShotAutos 2 роки тому +3

      @@enavoid The assistant thingy is based on the character
      I think they even have the same voice actor

    • @enavoid
      @enavoid 2 роки тому +1

      @@BetterCallBigShotAutos Cool. I wish Steam makes an assistant based on GLaDOS or the TF2 narrator (same voice actress)

  • @Nightwing9597
    @Nightwing9597 2 роки тому +278

    “America is the best country in the nation.” I think that honor goes to The Republic of Molossia.

    • @CautionWetFloor-e1s
      @CautionWetFloor-e1s 2 роки тому +6

      You mean the micro country that still believes east Germany exists.

    • @LiamLimeLarm
      @LiamLimeLarm 2 роки тому +2

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT 0

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому +2

      @@LiamLimeLarm I am so very sorry. My brother managed to get on my phone and started posting spam

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +6

      Is it weird that I found out about Molossia from that crappy Nostalgia Critic movie?

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 роки тому +1

      @@LiamLimeLarm agreed

  • @quix3w_578
    @quix3w_578 5 місяців тому +1

    11:09 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ROBIN'S AMAZING MAST CHIEF VOICE???

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 роки тому +4

    *"Name one thing in any of these images."*
    *"The images."*

    • @BuiHieuDong
      @BuiHieuDong 2 роки тому +1

      @Gerga Fafa... 👄 *Bot moment!*

    • @henryphoenix7737
      @henryphoenix7737 2 роки тому +1

      @@BuiHieuDong finally someone understands

  • @liwilight5430
    @liwilight5430 2 роки тому +24

    2:57 that’s a plus or minus symbol. You must do both. The answer looks like a 6 and a 9, so it solves the equation perfectly.

    • @kayrealberen
      @kayrealberen 2 роки тому

      should it be 7,5 abd 1,5 instead of 7.5 and 1.5?

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 2 роки тому +2

      @@kayrealberen Depends on the country. The full stop looks better imo, but the difference is so small it really doesn't matter

  • @07JoannaB
    @07JoannaB Рік тому +3

    4:51 Yes, i can verify that 907 x 815 is, in fact, = 739,205

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 2 роки тому +22

    7:17 Roy Cleveland Sullivan would happily disagree. Struck seven times and lived.

    • @duskzehedgie3840
      @duskzehedgie3840 2 роки тому +5

      They mean they all die, but not necessarily of the strike. That's the catch. 😂

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 2 роки тому +2

      The video is correct.
      My grandpa was struck by lightning and died.
      Struck when he was 23 and died at 78.

  • @colinrook9536
    @colinrook9536 2 роки тому +16

    I only watch for the fan art so I can say: "Damn people are talented." Then I go PROGRAM a microwave to make dino nuggets and say "They can draw but can they program?"

  • @numerous_bees1964
    @numerous_bees1964 2 роки тому +2

    One time, one of my friends was playing Cards Against Humanity. The prompt was “What’s that sound outside?”, and so my friend then put down “Geese.” This is also funny because they were actively being harassed by a gaggle of geese outside.

  • @angeljames1213
    @angeljames1213 2 роки тому +20

    0:13 i ALWAYS try to find a middle finger on this

  • @olivermountjoy6069
    @olivermountjoy6069 2 роки тому +5

    2:07 xavier is the chad who said 'you cant spell her without he' to some1 saying you cant spell hero with her

  • @Sans_Official.
    @Sans_Official. 6 місяців тому +1

    0:41 … AHA! FLOOR

  • @zachsands8869
    @zachsands8869 2 роки тому +9

    10:30 My family's always pronounced www as "dub dub dub."

  • @p1nkPallas
    @p1nkPallas 2 роки тому +8

    5:05 Lord Eraser.. forgive me, for I have sinned

  • @05-1council2
    @05-1council2 2 роки тому +6

    3:01 the fact they exist

  • @the_once-and-future_king.
    @the_once-and-future_king. 2 роки тому +33

    The yolk isn't a baby chicken.
    The _white_ becomes the chicken. The yolk is just nutrients for the growing chicken.

    • @dumpertron1
      @dumpertron1 2 роки тому +4

      Interesting

    • @knutolavbjrgaas1069
      @knutolavbjrgaas1069 2 роки тому +5

      Only the tiny white string thingy(germinus or whatever its called) in the otherwise clear eggwhite*
      The rest of the white is also just nutrients.

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 2 роки тому +3

      No, that's false. The yolk forms into the chicken, just look for pictures of the development of a chicken in its egg.
      Then again, if you trust a youtube comment to enrich your life with facts then you really should vow to never vote or join a debate ever again…

    • @dumpertron1
      @dumpertron1 2 роки тому +4

      @@Sylfa mate you’re a UA-cam comment

    • @jaydenwilton5279
      @jaydenwilton5279 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sylfa i raise chickens and can confirm this isn't true. i'm noticing a pattern actually, where the only people who say to "do your research" are those who didn't actually do any research, like in a previous video there was a comment with someone claiming that fish don't feel pain, and they said "do some research before spreading myths" despite the fact that fish not feeling pain is itself a myth.

  • @imsonicnoob2112
    @imsonicnoob2112 2 роки тому +6

    1:29 didnt expect a countryball meme

  • @justinwang8876
    @justinwang8876 2 роки тому

    Every thought you've ever had is just electricity running through your brain.

  • @someGuy-kl7cb
    @someGuy-kl7cb 2 роки тому +11

    i was going to comment saying "well, there are ways to survive a lightning bolt, and sometimes you can survive if your lucky enough without any fancy stuff" but then i realized "everyone dies so the statement is true regardless".

  • @bynnyn
    @bynnyn 2 роки тому +9

    4:55
    When I was in middle school, one of the teachers dressed up like this for character day.
    His sign said "[school name] is better than [other school name]: Change my mind."
    I was the only person in the school that had almost convinced him wrong. I'm still proud of that.

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 роки тому

      why the time stamp

    • @bynnyn
      @bynnyn 2 роки тому +1

      @@beaclaster
      So people understood what I was talking about when I said "this".

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 роки тому

      @@bynnyn I'm actually even more confused trying to connect the time stamp with your statement

    • @bynnyn
      @bynnyn 2 роки тому +1

      @@beaclaster
      Thanks for pointing it out, looks like I got the timestamp wrong. Sorry--

  • @ListersHatsune
    @ListersHatsune 2 роки тому

    >wouldn't use meat armour
    >Meat armour hardens in response to trauma
    >Automatically regenerates damage
    >Improves with use

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +6

    0:21 Rule 7 of the Rules of Danny states, "Technically correct is the best kind of correct."

  • @starclaws3716
    @starclaws3716 2 роки тому +6

    You’re piloting a bone mech that’s using meat armor, best thing I’ve heard today.

  • @DefNotASpectre
    @DefNotASpectre 2 роки тому +3

    4:22 my dad was unhappy on a jet ski because it broke down in the middle of our trip. He had to use a kayak paddle to row himself and the jet ski upstream through a river for 7 hours.

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 5 місяців тому

      So he was happy while on the jet ski, until the jet ski was no more...

  • @Insanebobby
    @Insanebobby 2 роки тому +8

    4:50 the math that they did is right

  • @BaldskiTheIII
    @BaldskiTheIII 2 роки тому +4

    *I told you no one's home.*
    *Home alone vibes*

  • @deadshell6493
    @deadshell6493 2 роки тому

    "if you put your ear on a strangers leg you can actually hear..." im dead crying

  • @jadelocks
    @jadelocks 2 роки тому +4

    petition for robin’s intro to be: “What’s up, it’s me Robin, the one that’s robbing you!”

  • @pyrojackal8950
    @pyrojackal8950 2 роки тому +6

    1:42 the dude that made the meme could have used a better hat for italy lmao

  • @mailingcat
    @mailingcat 9 місяців тому +1

    2:55 this is a math meme. Not sure about it myself, but I’m pretty sure the symbol you saw was kind of like a variable but as a symbol. It can mean both 9 and 6, and that’s why the man who saw the 9 said “I agree” while the man who saw the 6 also was correct.

  • @Firewall546
    @Firewall546 2 роки тому +8

    9:39 Ken, You gained my respect with that profile picture and I wish you a good life. and a good time in the Good Place

  • @kitten.5906
    @kitten.5906 2 роки тому +6

    The "you are afraid of not being alone in the dark" kept making me awake, now i gotta turn on my light to go to sleep god damn it

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena 2 роки тому +2

      As someone who always sleeps with a light on, I don't have such weaknesses.

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 2 роки тому +5

      Try this: Accept your mortality, turn off your light, go to sleep.

    • @mariazollner5574
      @mariazollner5574 2 роки тому

      @@rayanderson5797 why does this sound so threatening

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 2 роки тому

      @@mariazollner5574 Death is inevitable, fretting about it just soils our limited time on Earth.

  • @hillaryclinton2007
    @hillaryclinton2007 2 роки тому

    "How is queen Elizabeth so old?" She ain't anymore Lmao

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 2 роки тому +10

    3:14
    WHY IS THAT ON THE INTERNET

  • @SCrafter1234
    @SCrafter1234 2 роки тому +7

    “13. All words are made up words”
    Me, who has tried many times to say this in r/showerthoughts but couldn’t because I barely use reddit and never had enough karma: they didn’t listen, and now here we are

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 роки тому +2

      The fact that subreddits prevent users from posting because they don't have enough karma is proof enough that the people running them are unqualified to run any form of social media. Downvote mobbing is very easy and common on reddit, so all it takes is one asshole with no life who doesn't like you to make it so you can't post on some subreddits. Or you happen to disagree with a bunch of circlejerking losers who can't take an L gracefully.

    • @grokborketharek8165
      @grokborketharek8165 2 роки тому +2

      @@kinorris1709 isn't that the point of downvotes?

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 2 роки тому +1

      @@grokborketharek8165 I could make a comment about call of duty black ops, get 5000 upvotes and 5200 downvotes, but it only appears as -200 on reddit, thus people will assume I got completely ratioed when the result was close.

  • @astrosun.
    @astrosun. 2 роки тому +5

    4:15 It is actually correct so, congrats to the person who solved it. Good job on getting the math right 👏 👍

  •  2 роки тому +4

    0:00 Damn she did my man dirty lmfao.

  • @sophiaisabelle01
    @sophiaisabelle01 2 роки тому +11

    The ‘singing’ cans or the ‘can choir’ always get to me. I’ve seen that meme so many times already, but I’m not complaining. I bet they have better ‘singing’ voices than me. Also the part on what or who’s the gayest makes a whole lot of sense. Of course the gays are the gayest. Well, gay also means happy, so I guess the gays aren’t the only ones who are the gayest.

  • @maxthompson7107
    @maxthompson7107 2 роки тому +2

    1:57
    That's beautiful. I want it to be in a video game.

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 2 роки тому +24

    2:47 It’s weird, I’ve never seen a single guy say he’s “not like other guys”. You’d think this would happen *more* often than “not like other girls”, given there’s more pressure for men to be manly.

    • @vesperious
      @vesperious 2 роки тому +9

      im not like other guys.. im transgender ftm

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 2 роки тому +6

      No, they call themselves"nice guys unlike those other jerks" instead

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 2 роки тому +5

      Actually there are "Not Like Other Guys", they just refer to themselves as Nice Guys

    • @Nickilob2006
      @Nickilob2006 2 роки тому +1

      @@rockhistoria2537 ugh, i hate those

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 2 роки тому +1

      @@Nickilob2006 sadly they're just the larval form of something much worse

  • @mikellobabilozach3482
    @mikellobabilozach3482 2 роки тому +7

    Every time i watch mkay at 12 pm i need to tilt my screen for 90 degree just to avoid the flashbang theme they always used.

  • @OnlyYourTypicalPerson
    @OnlyYourTypicalPerson 2 роки тому

    "Name one thing in this picture." "atoms" THAT'S SOME OUTSIDE THE BOX THINKING RIGHT THERE.

  • @mungkornandmommy4492
    @mungkornandmommy4492 2 роки тому +10

    technically emkay is the best Reddit meme channel

  • @OvenGlobalDomination
    @OvenGlobalDomination 2 роки тому +10

    0:34 im afraid of both of that XD

  • @YoylecakeJ
    @YoylecakeJ 2 роки тому

    I asked my dad how old I would be if I was still alive in the year 3000, he said 'About 100'

  • @shinesnakeeold7447
    @shinesnakeeold7447 2 роки тому +4

    I love when Robin just insults everyone

  • @chyzariff
    @chyzariff 2 роки тому +14

    technically, everything is made of something from earth. Therefore, everything should be organic.
    I googled the definition of organic and I THINK this is correct

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 2 роки тому +1

      Sohow was the Earth formed? It's all random bits of space dust.

    • @TheVMbros
      @TheVMbros 2 роки тому +2

      The fact that something is made from a natural resource doesn't make it organic. Something organic has to be related to or derived from living matter (according to the Oxford Languages Dictionary).

    • @beaclaster
      @beaclaster 2 роки тому

      natural is a word.
      also what about the big bang and mars and stuff

  • @Honey_bee383
    @Honey_bee383 2 роки тому +2

    RIP queen elizabeth

  • @KilosFoxo
    @KilosFoxo 2 роки тому +4

    9:34 i'm gonna head off and tell elon musk to plant trees and claim £73,901,640

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 2 роки тому +4

    7:40 you kidding? In the movie he actively *partook* in the bullying

  • @Wade-o8m
    @Wade-o8m 10 місяців тому +1

    Did you know if you spread your veins across a football field, you will die? 😊

  • @yugix_1
    @yugix_1 2 роки тому +7

    1:52 an apple

    • @TommyWu.
      @TommyWu. 6 місяців тому

      How is it bad

    • @yugix_1
      @yugix_1 6 місяців тому

      @@TommyWu. why you replying to this now. it's because of the bad apple song

  • @SappyDuder
    @SappyDuder 2 роки тому +15

    The [image: a lemon] thing is because tumblr mobile fucking sucks and most of the time you can't see the images

    • @kidkid
      @kidkid 2 роки тому +1

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT Let's see how many people want you to shut up.
      Current amount of people: 1

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 2 роки тому

      @@kidkid make that 2
      I'd alsosuggest reporting the (most likely) bot comment as spam

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому

      raw chicken

    • @SappyDuder
      @SappyDuder 2 роки тому

      @@DELETED_4CC0UNT wait you aren't a bot? Yikes thats even worse

    • @DELETED_4CC0UNT
      @DELETED_4CC0UNT 2 роки тому

      @@SappyDuder Yeah, my brother got onto my phone and started spamming those subscriber begs. I'm sorry about him.

  • @mlgbrogaming7719
    @mlgbrogaming7719 2 роки тому

    My Family: Has Salmon for dinner.
    Me: Has chips & salsa later.
    My Dad: Did you find any bones?
    Me: Why would there be bones in corn chips?

  • @rowboat0012
    @rowboat0012 2 роки тому +8

    1:16 So basically, what you're saying is, I'm an Eva?

  • @crimsondragon2711
    @crimsondragon2711 2 роки тому +17

    Nothing like watching r/technicallythetruth on your meal break lol

  • @MEDSGWU
    @MEDSGWU Рік тому +1

    I just thought of this so,
    Money can't buy happiness
    but it can buy antidepressants?
    hmmmmmm

  • @shreyassingh3236
    @shreyassingh3236 2 роки тому +4

    I can positively tell you that r/technicallythetruth is the best subreddit on the subreddit.