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I like to image Gary has a history of ruining that specific lady’s many scams.
they're two zany characters in a cartoon. like doofenshmirtz and perry.
And she would've gotten away with it too
Gary and the Girl
The girls a scammer
Gary knows this
And saves the daaaaay
Keep the scammers away
With Garyyyyyy
DAMNIT GARY!!!!!!
@@georgeyounger9863 👏👏👏👏👏
GET ME A CARTOON OF THIS, STAT.
Fun Fact: that overly sweet banana flavoring is the actual taste of the original banana. I don't remember the time period but around the 60's I think? An aggressive fungus nearly destroyed the earths banana supply, I'm talking like 90% destroyed. So they had to plant bananas that were resistant to that fungus, and you guessed it! Those are the bananas we eat today! So the old bananas had this rich sweet flavor that candy makers have been using for years!
EDIT: Can't believe my most widely seen comment/post is a fun fact about bananas.
Woah, Cool!
Really? The artificial stuff has always tasted very chemically to me. I mean I know about the fungus thing, but I don't think I've ever heard that they use the old flavor.
I came down here to comment the same thing, you explained it a lot better than I would've though
Yeah agreed
Interesting. And I’ve always hated that flavor. So in effect I just learned that I don’t like bananas, I like slightly sweetened plantains.
i was actually at an event where the speaker said "good morning!" all enthusiastic about his speech, then we gave him so half-heartedly good morning's then he said "I really don't like people who say c'mon we can do better than that, so I'll leave it at that,"
best presenter i'd ever seen.
Honestly, that would work better for motivating me to listen to him than the usual.
honestly that’s infinitely better
I like to imagine there’s a parallel universe where Gary was wrong and just booted a toddler
That’s horrible yet hilarious
Yes
Why is that the most generic male name in existence? Like Karen is to a woman or Mary
consider your child drop kicked
@@skootergirl22 i would say the most common name is John
This is what Twitter should actually be like, no politics shit, just people tweeting what's on their minds and maybe make funny jokes
... the tweets depends on who you're following and what you've liked
@@everyone4352 well yeah but it's hard to find someone else who isn't political at all
Tumblr? Idk
You know that it'll just turn into increasingly detailed and pointed "the aristocrats" jokes, if they can't vent out their toxicity another way, right?
if you avoid politics, that's what it's like
Fun fact: artificial banana flavor is originally based on the taste of the common bananas used *before* they were all wiped out by a banana wilt fungus called Fusarium wilt.
The reason it taste so insanely different, outside of it being artificial, is bc pretty much all of bananas nowadays are a completely different species (Cavendish) that was one of the only to survive the Panama disease.
edit: i happened to check my notifs like 2 months later and ngl, im legitimately surprised my *banana fact* got so much attention
Glad I checked the comments before posting.
so basically artificial bananas are our only source of the taste of common bananas!?
@@Post_Stall_Maneuver ...wow.
Dang, never knew that! Thanks!
so this is how bananas tasted back then?
13:17 "I tried to steal your heart, but alas I stole your appendix. My bad." is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.
lap band surgery lamb back leg lamp in leave when that with Scream select green dream dream create scream scream scream I look at my screen control space control alt delete Chelsea control 3 control Z Ctrl + z! space space space 3 2 1 if opening brackets those brackets [curved racket squiggly bracket tilde Tilda, open quotations of quotations location quotation quote I am a cheeseburger quote quote quote" Open Crow I am awesome close cool I am awesome "I am awesome" I am awesome if (watermelon. Apple equals equal sign equal sign equal Iko Iko/equal toggle / 8 equal 13.455 end a z e r of Acosta to 11 Test test one two three apple cider juice want to do this is very awesome water flow for by 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 2 3 2 1 to 145 90% 3 2 1 2 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 1 2 1 4 5 90% 3 2 1 is what for I am awesome clothes go over quote I am with (watermelon 2 equals -3 + / 4) open bracket [it is very awesome] 12 12 12 12 12 to 211 multiplication sign 5 * 8 5 equals 8 5 percentage 9 5% 9 equals 3 I think 4 knows War no it is for whoopsies crazy. What is a beacon what is a beacon that is a good question well 80 km is what I perceived to be a light or a guide it is generally nothing word if you follow it and it will lead you to a destination I don't really know what it or who created the word but it can be used in many different that situation such as this beginning is very awesome I do not want to take up this that is weird because cause because is cuz a word I would not say it is I mean I guess technically it is but is it really a words that mean think about it you don't really hear people fake in sentences online or the general and that is because it is a word that sucks yeah that's basically all I have to say okay see you later.
*inhale*
Tis a thing of beauty
Jokes on you I got mine illegally removed
Honestly, I’d accept that apology, so long as it never happens again. After all, it seems like they had no way of knowing that their date was allergic to the food.
“Teaching crabs how to read.” This kid is going to go far.
Brings to mind Franny teaching frogs to sing on "Meet the Robinsons."
**FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE**
lap band surgery lamb back leg lamp in leave when that with Scream select green dream dream create scream scream scream I look at my screen control space control alt delete Chelsea control 3 control Z Ctrl + z! space space space 3 2 1 if opening brackets those brackets [curved racket squiggly bracket tilde Tilda, open quotations of quotations location quotation quote I am a cheeseburger quote quote quote" Open Crow I am awesome close cool I am awesome "I am awesome" I am awesome if (watermelon. Apple equals equal sign equal sign equal Iko Iko/equal toggle / 8 equal 13.455 end a z e r of Acosta to 11 Test test one two three apple cider juice want to do this is very awesome water flow for by 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 2 3 2 1 to 145 90% 3 2 1 2 9 3 8 1 2 1 2 2 3 2 1 2 1 4 5 90% 3 2 1 is what for I am awesome clothes go over quote I am with (watermelon 2 equals -3 + / 4) open bracket [it is very awesome] 12 12 12 12 12 to 211 multiplication sign 5 * 8 5 equals 8 5 percentage 9 5% 9 equals 3 I think 4 knows War no it is for whoopsies crazy. What is a beacon what is a beacon that is a good question well 80 km is what I perceived to be a light or a guide it is generally nothing word if you follow it and it will lead you to a destination I don't really know what it or who created the word but it can be used in many different that situation such as this beginning is very awesome I do not want to take up this that is weird because cause because is cuz a word I would not say it is I mean I guess technically it is but is it really a words that mean think about it you don't really hear people fake in sentences online or the general and that is because it is a word that sucks yeah that's basically all I have to say okay see you later.
I am trying to teach my cat to read
when knowledge is too valuable
13:53 This is due to the fact that Trix contains a harmless and safe ingredient called Oleic Acid, which ants secrete upon death, and which also prompts other ants to bring them to the most concentrated area of oleic acid, known as the graveyard.
mm dead ant bites
For those who don't know Hematite is a weak metal that breaks with too much heat. No, not negative energy, just heat from your hands.
Hematite is the geologic name for iron rust. So yeah, here's a rust ring; it'll totally only break if it's exposed to too much negative energy and not for any reasons related to the material's inherent lack of structural integrity.
So definitely a scam if used to make jewelry for people
@@sundalosketch4769 yeah
So that's why my hematite ring randomly broke when I was a kid. 🤔
I know this is probably the real reason, but I still like to think it was the negative energy bc of when I had my own hematite ring... And I broke it the 2nd day I had it; It hadn't even been 24 hours lol
Apparently, the reason you don't hear about people getting surveyed for family feud is because they basically just call random people and give them a 30-40 question survey, without disclosing the purpose of the survey
Oh. I thought they polled the studio audience. Every audience. Got three hours to wait until show starts? Here's a questionnaire.
That's concerning considering some of the questions-
That makes sense. If people knew it was for family feud, it'd skew the answers.
I thought they just had a dedicated panel of 100 people that they asked every question for every episode.
I seriously love EmKay because he’s funny and doesn’t talk for two minutes in between every post. This guy’s awesome.
so who's gonna tell him. /nm
@@justdre4m1ng.66 naw don't tell 'm
@@mysterious_memories3120 i have seen many with jack as the narrator, and I posted this comment before I knew EmKay was multiple people. Lexi I have heard once or twice but I don’t really remember.
@@まふゆ雪朝比奈 Back in my day Emkay was Damien Lee
@@justdre4m1ng.66 what the fuck does /nm mean
You missed the best part of the 'restricted topics' post. The funny part was that the alert said "teaching crabs to read is considered *forbidden knowledge* under your current parental control settings".
So they are afraid of the kid teaching the crabs to start a crab UPRISING!
That part had me mystified.
If you have hermit crabs as pets, you know it has to be forbidden knowledge. They'll grow too powerful. Ex coconut crabs
but i want to start a crab revolution
@@youareoneant Let nothing hold you back in life❤
Non-political side of Twitter is genuinely some of the funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen.
Thanks :D
@@sadsader100yearsago9 what?
@@jdwantstoarguewithyou4848 I’m a mod of the subreddit and helped build it up with a few friends.
@@sadsader100yearsago9 thats so cool!
@@josephcontreras5056 thanks!
I’m not as active moderating it as I used to be, but I still love browsing it whenever I have the time.
I hope you’re enjoying it!
13:53
There's actually a potential scientific explanation for this. When ants die, they release a pheromone that tells the other ants it's dead. This triggers the response for the ants to move the corpse to an "ant graveyard," and according to my research, it may be to prevent the spread of potential diseases to the rest of the colony.
Either way, ant pheromone = ant graveyard
Implying that the Trix either has ant pheromone or something in it that could trigger the same reaction.
No matter what, though, it's disturbing.
That's cool. Seems legit.
Seems science-y enough to make sense
Even the ants see the Trix as dead garbage
It's just oleic acid, which makes up most of the fatty acids in food oils.
It simply means the oil in the trix is breaking down a bit, so it's not the best quality oil.
Having worked as a cashier, I can confirm that if the card reader didn't beep to remove the card, people WOULD forget their card and walk away without it.
Even with the beeps, they will forget... happened 3 times since last year...
As a cashier at Walmart whose card reader beeps *very* loudly, people still leave their cards.
One time I did this when I was about to faint I got confused buying water and left my card lol.
The amount of times that we've found a card in the ATM...
My job had this happen, and for like an entire week, we just held onto this person's card and had to be reminded to tell them to call their card company about a transaction that went through that wasn't there's.
I have no clue what happened to it, but I'm not asking.
W-Wait, you mean the little piggy that went to the market didn’t actually mean it went shopping..? ...I... oh
@Telepture hey can you stop copy pasting the same video link and shut it
And the last little piggy didnt go wee wee wee to his own home......
i dont get it
@@OhioStudiosOG he was the product not the
customer (he was being made into bacon)
Well I was today years old when I noticed that-
one of my friends had to get oral surgery which involved having a small hole drilled into the roof of her mouth and getting multiple teeth pulled. apparently after the surgery, she was checking instagram and some dude was being a creep to her in dm's. she took a video of her opening her mouth and blood just spilling out and sent it to him and the guy imediately blocked her
Your friend made the right decision
LOL
I somehow had a feeling Gary would’ve kicked the baby regardless of whether it was real or not
👁👄👁
@@iiGarry *stares intently*
Wait what the fuck are you talking ab -
*Sneezes*
Yeah makes sense, sounded like they were in Florida.
I don't think so. It looks like she scammed him before or he knows her very well and stops her from scamming people. She even knew his NAME.
Who does Gary think he is, Kyle?
Apparently the reason for the ants reacting to the trix cereal was because the trix cereal contains oleic acids which have a smell that indicates death for ants since decaying ants emit oleic acids. The ants piled their dead colleagues on the cereal because they thought it was the new corpse pile because of the abundance of oleic acids. I also learned that live ants covered in oleic acids would be carried by other ants to the corpse pile despite clearly being alive and moving. Every time they try to escape the corpse pile the other ants force them back in. Ants have a very disturbing reaction to oleic acids.
This information isn't helped by the fact that I just watched both Ant-Man movies.
Also depending on a persons genetics some people can smell oelic acids on ants. I am one of these people. Ants smell so bad
i love how an ants reaction to an apparent zombie ant is to just pick them up and put them back in the grave
@@dogf421 well to be fair that is a pretty decent reaction
@@RearAdmirl yeah they dont bite the other ants just walk around
@@dogf421 to be fair the smell of oleic acid is VERY NASTY so dead or alive I would force them onto the corpse pile as well
I used to watch this all the time in 2022 and randomly remembered it in 2024. I had a crisis because I could not find this video or your channel. I legit thought I imagined this whole thing and got MAD. And look what pops up on my for you page 2 days later 😂😂
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the child who searched, "Teaching crabs how to read" is named Strairdrac The Netherwatcher?
Or that it was called quote "forbidden knowledge"???
@@jaievans5155 he's delving into the dark arts that his family tried to hide from him, but it wasn't enough to steer him away from something that could not be hidden forever.
@@gimmedatjelly he is the key to the universe..
It's at 3:00 for anyone wondering
This kid is legit a reincarnated warlock
Fun fact: penguins check for danger in the water by pushing one of them inside and checking if it survives.
So just like me then.
Knowing how penguins are, I'm honestly not surprised.
I'm not really sure if it's a FUN fact
Maybe it's a sacrifice so the bad weather doesn't come /j
@@tabithaoftoby6087 No, no - I think you're onto something here🤔
On the Family Feud bit, I've heard that they survey audience members before the show for the most consistent and/or interesting answers; but use those surveys in a future show, so no one can rig the current game. Plus, since it's only on-site, it would only be the people who routinely go to the show itself that would even know about it.
I'd also imagine some NDAs just to be safe.
I love how robbin is the relatable narrator that sound depressed and not in the same time
*depressed happily*
@rara f look at that! The bots are being honest now!
@@GREiy45 still, they're there
He sounds happy but dead inside
Fun fact: the recipe for banana flavoring was invented to taste like a different species of banana, which has since gone extinct. The bananas we eat now have a different flavor than the ones that the banana flavor was made after. So, it's really our bananas that taste wrong.
Oh
I was about to comment the same thing and I was even going to start it off with fun fact. Thank you for your service.
@@Tsicky yeah I did the same thing as this person lol
The Gros Michel is not actually extinct -- it's just not cultivated commercially anymore at the scale it was. You can still, if you're lucky, find them in parts of Asia.
Doesn't that technically mean both flavours are right?
I have listened to the undertale/deltarune so much that i can now reconize any of the songs in any context
16:26 “You have to call the school and tell them I got Polio”
I had a mouth full of tea and almost suffocated trying not to laugh and spit out my tea at that. Bravo 💀
Bri' 'ish
what kind of tea
What are you, british? /j
@@reddst YEA I BR’SH HOWD U KNOW
@@goreanachronism Well actually you’d be surprised
oh gosh, my post about my grandfather was in here! I’m glad so many people liked that post, I know it spread over multiple platforms and people still send it to me this day when they see it on different platforms, it makes me smile and laugh.
Unfortunately my grandfather passed in early November from cancer, but he was such a goofy and happy soul. He always got a hoot out of that post going viral. He used to draw that duck on everything when I was a kid, even since my father was a kid. So in august, me and my family members got that duck printed on shirts, and we all surprised him at dinner one night by all wearing them. He was grinning from ear to ear.
So every time I see that tweet on different platforms it makes me think of my grandfather, and instead of being sad that he’s gone, I just remember the good times we had. Thank you for including that tweet in your video :^)
❤❤❤
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry for your loss. Your grandfather sounds nice, rest in peace
💛💛💛💛 he sounds cool asf rip
I’m so sorry for your loss, but please how did your grandma just pick him up 😭😭😭 like how did she get into that funeral in the first place??
How do the show’s producers come up with so many questions and answers? According to Mental Floss, writers for the show submit about 100 questions every day to the show’s executive producer, Gaby Johnston. Johnston then winnows down the choices to 30 or 40 of the best, then passes them along to the next step. The show uses a polling firm called Applied Research-West. The firm calls people randomly to ask them the questions. To keep the process discrete, the callers don’t tell the people they speak to that they are collecting responses for Family Feud. In about three weeks, those questions are used on the show. Family Feud is unlike any other game show, which is why its fans love it so much. A lot of work goes into preparing for each episode, but once the pieces are in place it seems like anything could happen and often does.
I remember when I got four teeth pulled in fourth grade and chose to go home. To this day I still wish I went back to school because when somebody in my class asked why I had to leave I'd just open my mouth and let blood fall out. I wish to hear the screaming of terrified children as blood flows from my mouth.
that’s the funniest visual ever
Understandable, have a nice day
Hey.
Wanna hear sum?
I did it for you my guy.
Got two wisdom teeth removed as well as two other normal ones and went back to school.
My teacher asked me why I wasn't here, and I immediately thought of your comment, took off my mask and opened my mouth.
She was shocked, I was proud.
I had to go to the nurse to get ice bc I was swollen and she called my parents lol-
That was one week ago.
@@12345...idfktbh You are my new favorite human being
@@August_loves_rats
Noice, thank you x)
Tbh, that was really funny.
If you ever have the chance to do something like that, do it!
And btw, my classmates reactions were priceless! The looks on their faces were worth it.
Almost made one of them puke 👍
I want to know who thought "teaching crabs how to read" and *"forbidden knowledge"* belonged in the same sentence
Do you know how threatening crabs could be if they could read?
Somehow these videos always show up in my recommend box at the right time. Emkay has genuinely helped me feel better so many times. I've been struggling with severe depression and an eating disorder lately today was really bad for me and this video just popped up for me. Thank you so much Emkay fo helping me distract myself and get some laughs in.
Those parents have an unspoken agreement with an old man to break into their houses and give their kids toys. Win win it seems
Then why do those assholes keep calling the cops on him.
Fun fact, the reason banana flavored stuff don't taste like banana is that it taste like what the gros michel tasted, which has almost gone extinct from a fungal infection called panama disease in the 1950's. After the event the Cavendish banana rose to fame as a replacement but with a genetic mutation in which it was resistant to the infection, and the cavendish banana taste different aswell, truly the banana flavored stuff is the bananas of the past we taste
Gros Michel isn't extinct! It just isn't commercially grown anymore.
@@graygravity3856 thanks ill make sure to fix it
but dear god does that banana flavor taste SO GOOD. i am very sad that specific type of banana nearly went extinct. :(
I love how wholesome these posts are! Most compilations like this center on sarcasm, mocking, and/or nasty punch lines. ^^ Thanks for brightening my day!
no matter how many times its said everyone always forgets that the artificial banana flavour is based of a strand of actual bananas that went extinct in like the 30s
Okay, okay, then that means in the near or far future, biologists might extract a DNA of a preserved 30's banana subspecies/replicate its DNA and humanity could have it again, but instead of being astonished people would be like "hey this tastes like those banana-flavored candy"
I thought everyone knew this lol. Then I see another sarcastic tumblr/pinterest/twitter post talking about it.
@@kaithdvd those bananas better be some good shit and live up to their reputation
@@salmonellq2981 not extinct just super duper rare and expensive.
@@ANTSEMUT1 ызгесв?
"You can kiss my left butt cheek. On that wholesome note..."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
And I hear that line in my head with a sexy Spanish accent.
@@Kayenne54 then you heard it correctly.
i read it in my voice
6:20
I loved this sort of thing as a kid. I had a translucent, magenta nunchuck for my Wii and it was the best. thing. _ever~_
Fun fact: The reason the cases are so big on a lot of video games even if the actual game cartridge it’s on as small is to stop people from stealing the game because what’s easier to put in your pocket a tiny little piece of plastic or a full size game case? What’s easier to put a security tag in a tiny little cartridge or a full-size game case? (As a thief and someone who shoplifts I should know)
Bruh
I just remembered the shoplifting Fandom is a thing.
Are you retired..?
“Mr No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas” had me laughing for a solid minute. This is the hardest I’ve laughed this year, and most likely will be for the rest of the year.
Here to remind you about this sir read your comment again
10:35 Dude there is something wrong with that child and it’s amazing to see how much damage children can do
Okay, I wanna flex a bit.
Japan has actually put in the effort and make a study about the reason why people have a hard time sleeping after a long day of work, and yes, even subconciously, we are doing exactly that, prolonging our free time.
1:08
Fun fact: You can buy blood capsules used for film and theater. Simply put them in your mouth with some water and you can make it look like you’re spitting out blood.
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
@@CoatieDrawsStuff what ya doi- OH GOD NO
@@_lucky-moon_2056 *maniacal laughter*
That’s unneeded for me lol (if u know u know lol)
Fun fact: artificial banana flavour is based on a variety of banana that is now extinct.
Edit: not extinct, just not the common commercial variety anymore because it’s hard to grow and less disease resistant than the more common one.
2:16 - funny story about artificial banana flavorings. They taste particularly weird to us because artificial banana flavorings have 2 basic issues. 1, they only have one "note" of flavor and while that note is close to banana, it's not the full story. 2 and perhaps more interesting is that it isn't banana. At least, not one you'll fine in most stores nowadays. The artificial flavoring is old, really old. So old in fact that it was developed during a time where we used a different banana species. The old banana type was almost entirely wiped out by a blight (can't remember if it was fungal or pest) and so they swapped the bananas in stores. So, we're literally using banana flavoring from a banana that no longer exists.
And all bananas are clones of eachother, so in a way, you've only ever eaten one banana.
@@Lillith. This is actually true with most fruits. Most fruits are grafted into one another, effectively cloning the tree. This is done because even the best fruits will change over time, you've all heard of evolution I presume, and to keep flavor as top priority, rather than, say, plant survival, we graft many trees from one. Haas Avocados are rather famous for this, the Haas tree recently dying if memory serves.
@@BrentLorend Apples in general are also notorious for this, because the apples produced by 20 different sibling trees will most likely taste nothing like each other or their parents'. So every commercial cultivar is just clones of one individual each
Over the last 2 ish years my depression has gotten worse just being able to listen to reddit videos like you and r slash and have a real person talking and not some stupid tts bot just makes my days bearable thanks for the content and dont stop the great work to everybody on the emkay team
same here man, hope you feel better. if you like just listening to some funny stuff and a real person talking I'd recommend kitboga, his videos always make me laugh a little and feel a bit better :)
nobody needed to know that
Depression gets easy by listening to reddit videos ? Wow how easy depression nowadays everyone has depression
You might like DarkFluff(is like r slash)
@@stopperstole They never said their depression got better from it. I'd recommend a daily dose "reading comprehension" and "not jumping to conclusions" for you.
The banana flavor in Laffy Taffy is the taste of a banana that went exstinct in the 1950s. So forbidden banana flavor
Fun fact. I'm a crystal guy myself and I know for a fact that hematite rings break all the damn time because they are so brittle. Personally I wouldn't wear them in any sort of jewelry that is at risk of being bumped too often. Just saying this for any people who wear crystal jewelry who might be looking through the comment section.
Thanks for telling me, bro! My mom was planning to buy a hematite ring for 5 bucks a pop, and I needed to tell her that it would be a waste. Thanks again broski :]
@@smooth_4306 You're welcome. Other hematite jewelry is nice to have. I have some earrings for example that have held up really well but those rings seem to last only a couple years at best.
It makes sense earrings would last much longer than a ring. Our ears don't get much action, and I imagine the hematite doesn't make up 100% of the earrings. Whereas our hands see a lot of movement and interaction with other objects, constantly, so a fully hematite ring would undergo a lot of stress each day.
@@MGSLurmey grab a door handle at the wrong angle and the damn ring snaps
Legs cracking is a good sound, but if that starts glowing, I'm having fun
@ThatOnePerson. bots. They're on literally every comment, and they try to trick kids into getting people into... big trouble, to put it lightly.
@rara f Jesus atleast you did a warning
Gary: * kicks stroller *
GOD DANG YOU GARY!!
I would have paid to see that in action
"I tried to steal your heart, but I stole your appendix instead. My bad." That is so cute lol
3:37 needs a custom one over the general direction of the doctor that said he'd die by 18, and it just spells out a message saying 'I lived, bitch.'
7:30 She did die on her own terms, she grabbed 2021 by the throat and squeezed it dead (and kicked it in the balls a couple times for good measure). She destroyed the evil in the hopes it will not return. She sacrificed herself for all of us.
You are right people should be outraged when the doctor was wrong and their loved one survives.
@@stanleyhape8427 I meant it as a humorous statement. Plus, doctor being wrong and worst case scenario not happening is a good thing
Is it weird i have no damn clue who Betty white was and really didn’t care about her death?
And I still don’t know who she is
@@flixytip4571 an actress and show host. Often referred to as ‘the First Lady of Television. A bit of a pioneer, and holds the record for longest acting career.
Many around her said she was an absolute delight to be around, and was a major equality advocate. Heck during the 50’s she hosted a live show, one of the acts was a black man who was a regular dancer on the show. She got boycott notices from many fans over it, demanding he be removed, and she essentially flipped those fans the middle finger by saying ‘he stays, deal with it.’ Then as an extra bit of spite, gave the dancer more screen time.
2:17 I think it tastes like that because it’s flavor is based off of a extinct banana type
14:54 was the most accurate thing ever. Everyone just kinda gets the hint and if they dont, all you have to do is say you have to shovel your driveway because chances are theres a foot of snow outside.
Robin, as an Egyptian, it's my duty to tell you, you pronounced Imhotep right. It is EEM-Ho-tep not Emo-tep. He ain't some emo guy. He's an eemho guy.
4:31
"...me me...big....boy"
that will be his last words
i bet
2:15 Actually, the artificial banana flavor is based off of an extinct variety of banana called Gros Michel. It went extinct in the 1960's because all of them were just clones of one original plant and with no diversity, they all succumbed to Panama Disease.
The current variety, Cavendish, has been cultivated the same way, since corporations can't learn from their mistakes, and are now at risk from the same disease that wiped out the Gros Michel.
On the purge tweet, matpat already made a theory on how to get the purge to end, just commit tax fraud and make the government pay you instead, they lose we win, point, game, and Match.
holy shit hes right
As if the government wouldn't just kill you the next day 🤣
10:39 the kid got it off a tiktok i saw of "amazing comebacks", Busted.
3:28
I swear I thought they would say "no my son has muscular distrophy and was supposed to die by 18, so I'm talking the matters into my own hands and making it look like an accident. You tell this to anyone and you go right with him."
9:27 the British museum has sleepovers, I went to one, we stayed up late exploring after everyone else was gone and got to sleep in the middle of the Egyptian exhibition. The area you sleep in will change each month, and it will also affect what activities you do (we made Pharaoh masks and learned a form of hieroglyphics). It's super cool!
Damn, sounds interesting
If the purge was a real thing, I would hack my student loans out of existence
That cracking knee is definitely relatable.
damn this comment section is butchered
@@aulya557 The porn bots are out of control
I like to imagine the baby being real and Gary just drop kicking a baby out of some ladies stroller
4:55 Mad respect to that dad for going to such great length just to play wingman, may he rest in peace
The ants formed a cult where they chant "Trix are for kids" and offers their dead to the children that watch over them.
Either that, or those are just some weird freakin' ants.
That laughter when he read “You have to call the school and tell them I’ve got Polio”
It was really funny
I love the story about the funeral pick up, that's the same way my sister met her husband, he was some friend of some relative of my aunties and they met having a cigarette at her wake, just casually talking about running down some guy no one wanted to be there, theyve now been married nearly 4 years
2:39 my robotics teacher was welcoming someone back who had been quarantined in her room for a few weeks and he said
I quote
"Boring in the bedroom, huh?"
it brightened my day oml
5:00 I mean, that's how Colombus "discovered" America.
Ooooh that burns 🔥
the fact it didnt seem like he got the “half of twitter is horny, half is depressed, and half is bad at math” joke is killing me.
The Die Hard one made me laugh the most.
And the one about adults in Christmas movies and perceptions of overweight people at the gym were eye-opening.
9:19 I once went out to eat with my entire family at a cheap seafood restaurant and half of them would eat ONLY the outer, icky orange part of SCALLOP AND IGNORE THE WHITE DELICIOUS JUICY PART. I tried telling them how to eat scallop properly but they just gave it to me and tbh I can't really complain, that was a delicious dinner.
Last and only time I got scallops, the texture was off and it has grainy hard bits in it. No thanks
The orange part is called the Roe, its the eggs.
@@dovahkiin7253 Is it? I mean I don't doubt that some parts of it probably is but then again nobody here understands the concept of "cleaning and throwing away some parts of shellfishes". We just straight up cook them the same state we got em.
@@lovexdevour0910 I mean yeah, there's nothing wrong with cooking them as they are, it's all just preference I guess
3:00 Ah yes, the forbidden knowledge. No one must know of these sacred rituals
6:42 is the equivalent of opening that massive vault door only to reveal a tiny normal door behind it in portal 2
*3:39** I've never heard something this TRUE before in my life.*
You forgot to make them bold mate
Seeing. “This little piggy went to market” not meaning shopping market:
*WAIT*
Edit: oh…. I never double checked, IM SORRY PIGGY
Also does not help that my mother used to hold my tiny toes while saying em…
Gary clearly has some “super hero vs super villain” dynamic with that woman
Plot twist: it wasn’t a fake baby and he killed her child
2:13 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure most "banana" flavored candies had their recipes made about a century ago. I think I heard it in a sci-show episode where they were talking about how we've genetically changed bananas to not have seeds, and therefore taste different now than they did when candy recipes were made.
You are somewhat correct, but the flavor change is due to the original banana species (which tasted like the candy) dying out due to disease
@@NopeVII hasn't completely died out but is no longer the most commercially viable kind
I just wanna say this is my first video watching you and your voice is actually rlly calming
6:01
Also gotta slap it to reinforce your statement, that that is indeed, not going anywhere
I'm glad someone else notices dust collection in their water. It doesn't get enough attention.
6:25
Got some good news
The fashion is already back
So it's really only a matter of time now
Fun fact: banana flavouring is based on a kind of banana that doesn’t exist anymore, which is why it’s so vastly different from how the bananas we’re used to taste.
4:00 Bad Ending: The baby was real......
I’m wheezing just from the line “you can kiss my left but cheek” that is the funniest sh*t I have ever heard all day lmao 🤣
Apparently trix is made with oleic acid, which is the same pheromone that dead ants make, meaning that to the ants, the trix was a dead ant/graveyard
6:50 The cases for small items, such as video games, are that large as a theft deterrent. Retail corporate thinks that if the package is too big to fit in a pocket, it will stop people from stealing it. Retail workers know that it just makes people find more places to stuff the item...
12:28 Nooooo! I have a pet lizard, this makes me sad!
11:34 I know, right? This has _always_ bothered me. Sure, if they have a spouse you could just argue that "maybe they bought it without telling me" and they're just really bad at communication when it comes to getting their kid stuff, but how do you explain it when it's a single parent? What, do they just think they have a really, _really_ bad memory?
4:15 this is especially scary to me bc i was literally born on the day the first youtube video, “me at the zoo” was posted.
5:05 For those who don't know, this is Elaine, the protagonist of the Warner Bros duology "The Mummy", which you should definitely watch on your free time if you haven't already. It's a bit old, but it's damn good and actually funny sometimes.
4:07 DAMN YOU GARY THE GLATYPUS!!!!
2:17 the fact that artificial banana flavor doesn't taste like bananas is because it's likely based on an extinct breed of bananas that went extinct during the last great banana extinction
thing about the family feud surveys: they do the surveys in person at mall of america.
that knowledge helped me get a lot more answers right, by thinking like someone who'd go to mall of america instead of average america.
6:16 I literally never thought about this before. There goes my last strand of innocence.
Where /does/ he go? I dont get it
@@anonymouscat3772 He becomes less alive
8:15 as a gem collector i hate when people sell things with shitty descriptions like that. The very fact that people even make hematite rings iritates me, as it's a very weak metal and breaks easily (if you wear it on your finger and put your hand on a table to fast it can break). That's why many people sell rings made of hematite-titan alloy, which is much stronger but looks just as good, and is often oxidized, which makes it become rainbow. I have like five of those and i can't stop buying these gay rings, they're just so pretty
I remember, a while ago, I was going to get a hematite ring (like a black one, Ace culture) But then I read about them breaking and changed my mind.
FUN FACT: The artificial banana flavor hasn't changed in approx. 100 years, when we hadn't learned to cultivate fruit trees through splicing. Nowadays, every banana you eat is effectively a natural clone created from trimmings of the same plant.
15:24 Who on Earth would be crazy enough to make a (seemingly) life-size sculpture of Nightmare out of what seems to be Arby's packaging?