The Colonists - The High Road

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  • @charliemclaren4856
    @charliemclaren4856 6 років тому +70

    Jon’s knowledge has extended to the phrase “we’re swimming in water”

    • @pale2457
      @pale2457 6 років тому +5

      Poor Jon, now he's just soggy and all his eggs are floating upside down.

  • @wizardsleevehorsepower2875
    @wizardsleevehorsepower2875 6 років тому +14

    "we don't need localized water, we're swimming in water" is the best accidental pun and has entertained me greatly

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 6 років тому +142

    Lyrics:
    I’ve had my eye on for a while

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 6 років тому +6

      it looked like that a game that could make me smile...

    • @Dakotaidk
      @Dakotaidk 6 років тому +5

      It's like FTL

    • @renammartinez
      @renammartinez 6 років тому +4

      @@Dakotaidk Faster than Lumberjack

    • @CubeStarMaster
      @CubeStarMaster 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @shadowwearwolf4891
      @shadowwearwolf4891 6 років тому +3

      @@Jayfive276 so i decided to sit down and give it a trial...

  • @ozzyp97
    @ozzyp97 6 років тому +101

    So it's pretty much The Settlers: Wall-e? Count me in.

    • @ZeLunatic
      @ZeLunatic 6 років тому

      I was gonna say that!

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      Well reminds me of.. another open source (I think) game that I played on linux. Same road and resource management concept. I assume battle will be similar.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 6 років тому +2

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt the game you mean is widelands ;)

    • @ozzyp97
      @ozzyp97 6 років тому

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt Widelands is good fun too.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      @@tommerker8063 Thank you! Not sure why it didn't come to mind except maybe because I haven't played it in a while.
      Good fun, yes indeed.

  • @brekiel_scripts
    @brekiel_scripts 6 років тому +12

    My first thought was "Oh, another city management sim. I'll check it out, if only to watch Jon panic over resource management at some point."
    My second thought was "LOOK AT THEIR ADORABLE LITTLE FACES!!!"

  • @matthewknight388
    @matthewknight388 6 років тому +23

    Jon: Look at the cute robot, he even waves at you.
    A few minutes later.
    Jon: What have the little bastards done to Earth?

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 6 років тому +1

      don't worry i'm sure it's fine, maybe the meat bags just step on Gooble Boxes to make power

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn 6 років тому +25

    Jon building roads is always a delightful disaster.

  • @kazumik4941
    @kazumik4941 6 років тому +54

    My question is, are there one-way roads?

  • @MechaMewtwo
    @MechaMewtwo 6 років тому +7

    Jon is the original Big Brother. he has his eyes on everything

  • @Darthtanos
    @Darthtanos 6 років тому +10

    jon and roads... that always goes well.

  • @SanguineSidereal
    @SanguineSidereal 6 років тому +8

    To be fair Jon one of the first things Humans would do on another planet is also convert the local meatbags into energy.

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 3 роки тому

      And the reason humans would do that is because they had fucked Earth over.

  • @mcfreezyyaboi8389
    @mcfreezyyaboi8389 6 років тому +15

    What is my purpose?
    You pass wood
    O my god

  • @joshuaobryan4896
    @joshuaobryan4896 6 років тому +14

    *singing intensely* I’ve had my eye on this for quite a whiiiiiiiiiile

  • @renammartinez
    @renammartinez 6 років тому +54

    If Wall-e and Eve had a child... or several...

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn 6 років тому +39

    Something other than Fallout 76, Hitman, or Crusader Kings 2?!?

    • @ave789
      @ave789 6 років тому +2

      More Crusader Kings?

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn 6 років тому +2

      I used to really like the CK2 series but I’ve lost interest after the Empire was founded, before that Jon had a goal and achievements to work for, now it just seems like season 7 of Deep Space Nine.

    • @derektroutman4793
      @derektroutman4793 6 років тому +1

      @@wsconsn I'm liking it still, what with the cornish civil war and the conquest of France. There's also some working on bringing Italy in. I think the main goal now is to unite France, which will be fun

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn 6 років тому

      That all must have started up after I stopped watching, might go back and check it out, thanks.

  • @gaminreasons8941
    @gaminreasons8941 6 років тому +6

    "Converting local meat-bags into energy"
    Don't we already do that Jon?

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 років тому

      Yes, but we're talking about robots here doing exactly what us meatbags are doing. So why did they leave Earth in the first place?

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 6 років тому

      @@stylesrj Maybe they were made by us to settle other planets from a safe distance. Maybe they are from a society of humans where becoming a robot is all the rage right now. We don't know.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 років тому +1

      @@gaminreasons8941
      Actually, we do know why they left Earth.
      Because they wanted to get away from the oppressive Humans. I've seen other LP's that go through the first two levels and they give out the story.
      Still though, the robots left Earth to get away from anti-robot sentiment only to do things Humans would do anyway when on another world...

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 6 років тому +1

      @@stylesrj The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Doesn't make them evil. Just human.

  • @854CHJ
    @854CHJ 6 років тому +55

    I see high roads but what about country roads?

  • @kpgocek
    @kpgocek 6 років тому +2

    "Trees are taking some time to grow. That wood make sense!"

  • @ysw2000
    @ysw2000 6 років тому

    The first thing Jon says, "Always remember to leave spaces for paths."
    proceeds to place every building directly next to each other for the rest of the video.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +8

    Yaaay! More of the game tomorrow! :D

  • @nicola_pink
    @nicola_pink 6 років тому +5

    Focus on pathway optimisation? I'm sold! 🤓

  • @french_bread4961
    @french_bread4961 6 років тому +14

    So, booze messed up your productivity? Why am I not surprised?

  • @MW-pb2gf
    @MW-pb2gf 6 років тому

    This is exactly the sort of video I love from MATN, honestly.

  • @jaybone305
    @jaybone305 6 років тому

    Jon every video ever: "It will be fine, it will be absolutely fine."
    Narrator: "But it was not fine. It was not fine at all."

  • @Streptovarius
    @Streptovarius 6 років тому +1

    4:25
    Well either they have a system that mimics digestive processes to convert food into energy chemically, or they're just burning it in a steam engine of some sort. Considering they aren't using wood for energy it's probably the former.

  • @Awenonian1
    @Awenonian1 6 років тому

    Keep this up Jon, and you'll have to add the "Everybody sing along" to the Everybody sing along.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 років тому +3

    Once again Jon shows a game that I MUST IMMEDIATELY BUY :D it is sooo awesome! :)

  • @LarlemMagic
    @LarlemMagic 6 років тому

    Always use four tile roads
    1. more storage.
    2. more carry bots.
    imagine a bucket brigade, more people means more water movement.

  • @mithkabob
    @mithkabob 6 років тому

    I like how the developer took the problem of optimal pathfinding and routing of resources across a map that plagues the genre with various issues and made it entirely the player's problem to solve with them physically laying down nodes to create networks where the computer does the easy part of calculating the shortest path between nodes and then moves stuff one node at a time with dedicated transporters always sitting between each node. Given the resources (food and alcohol) and artwork, I get the feeling that humans were replaced by robots towards the end of development as a justification for the way workers are handled in this system (forever working one job in one location).

  • @dayloya2910
    @dayloya2910 6 років тому

    I'm so excited to see more of this game

  • @Reciprocation_of_goodwill
    @Reciprocation_of_goodwill 6 років тому

    you know what will make this game even better? Enemies that is trying to kill you

  • @Kaiodenic
    @Kaiodenic 6 років тому

    This just SCREAM "The Settlers." I approve.

  • @greensleevez
    @greensleevez 6 років тому

    You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Colony before thee

  • @essidus
    @essidus 6 років тому +3

    I really really want to see you play Factorio. We might never see you again.

  • @Foxtrot369
    @Foxtrot369 6 років тому +1

    They're not exactly the most efficient A.I for a game based around efficiency...
    At 32:18 if you watch the Carry Bot on the section of road between the Ship and the Workshop - It picks up a stack of Logs from in front of the Ship, drops it off in front of the Workshop, then picks up *_another_* stack of Logs, drops _that_ off in front of the Ship, before picking up a *_third_* stack of logs and drops _them_ off in front of the Workshop...

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 5 років тому

    The reason we've got clogs over here is because that's where Thomas Bunink lives.

  • @Theexplorographer
    @Theexplorographer 6 років тому +1

    Wait...why are robots harvesting sheep? Or building houses? What is this murderous robot revolution about?!?!?

  • @Kumimono
    @Kumimono 6 років тому +2

    Colonists, happily settling a new worlds, like settlers of sorts. :|

  • @Emzeh2292
    @Emzeh2292 6 років тому

    I have literally never seen my mums name ANYWHERE else before. You go Carrybot Nanette!

  • @amcghie7
    @amcghie7 6 років тому +2

    Jon just arrives on pristine island and immediately exhausts all the resources of trees
    Why do I feel like this game is subtly about sustainability......

  • @Sankey84Gaming
    @Sankey84Gaming 6 років тому

    Ooooo yay a new series (even if it's just a mini one ) also who are you tempting me with yet another game. You know half my steam library is games you convinced me to buy.

  • @Nawyria
    @Nawyria 6 років тому +2

    Hah, outer space Settlers 2 with robots. Sounds good!

    • @damgaronfire
      @damgaronfire 6 років тому

      Settlers ? BITCH PLEASE
      ANODAH SETELMENT NEEDS HELP

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 6 років тому

    You love optimizing productivity, laying out paths and building working systems. How have you never played Factorio?!

  • @the_hedonist3575
    @the_hedonist3575 6 років тому

    I know this isn't related to this video but is related to Fallout: I got some Sioux City brand Sasparilla and it's so good. I'm pretty sure Sasparilla can also be found in Temperance bars, but I prefer enjoying a cold bottle alone in my room over some Many A True Nerd video.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 6 років тому

    This game reminds me of The Settlers.
    And that is high praise

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 6 років тому

      Yep it has a Forrester as well.
      Basically The Settlers but robots.

  • @entertheunknown3554
    @entertheunknown3554 6 років тому

    Can we just get the "I've had my eye on this for a while" song? Please John make it.

  • @BackLaid
    @BackLaid 6 років тому

    I remember Aavak playing this, it's excellent!

  • @amox
    @amox 6 років тому

    So it is Anno and the Settlers plus robots?
    I love it.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 6 років тому

    Had your eye on for a while.
    Is probably not fully released.
    Well this will be the last time we see this game then.

  • @xanderm8266
    @xanderm8266 6 років тому

    seems alot like settlers 2 WHICH I LOVED

  • @1sonictheghog
    @1sonictheghog 6 років тому

    Spot on

  • @z0mgHD
    @z0mgHD 6 років тому +1

    Jon, have you ever played RIMWORLD ?
    I think it'd be right up your street ^_^

  • @aggese
    @aggese 6 років тому

    Reminds me of classic settlers

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS 6 років тому +1

    Robo-Banished

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 6 років тому

    I love this game. I played for hours the only problem is I suck at planning. Got stuck on levels 5&6. Have yet to beat it but I’m fine with it because it’s an adorable game and I love it.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 років тому

    0:11 - *drinks shot*

  • @NetraAmorosi
    @NetraAmorosi 6 років тому

    Pretty much a futuristic version of The Settlers and Widelands.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      Huh. The only other person I've seen mention widelands.

  • @noahpeterson3609
    @noahpeterson3609 6 років тому +1

    I'm curious, it sounds good.

  • @theworm3069
    @theworm3069 6 років тому

    We're swimming in water

  • @johnteslov5870
    @johnteslov5870 6 років тому

    Very interesting! I wish you'd learn from your mistakes here and restart the game for the next video!

  • @Jaxvidstar
    @Jaxvidstar 3 роки тому

    45:43 Can these robots origins be discovered to be made by Mom's robot factory from Futurama?

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 6 років тому +1

    So, sci-fi Settlers then. Got it.

  • @lukejohnstone101
    @lukejohnstone101 6 років тому

    "Am swimming in wood right now"

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 6 років тому

    Generally it's better to create a side road for the food/water/houses that only allows energy to go out of it, so you don't clog up your main road with any of the intermediate products

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      I feel like he's missing the use of the the side roads quite a bit

  • @fishnutter5219
    @fishnutter5219 6 років тому

    Can you split a road after you've built it? If those long main trunk roads were split into a series of smaller ones, there'd be better throughput of materials on em.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      You can delete and rebuild roads. Jon does not seem to realize this.

  • @jjoki80
    @jjoki80 6 років тому

    Sooo " The Settlers" but without the charming old school graphics ....

  • @gkeegan2676
    @gkeegan2676 6 років тому

    So, Banished with robots . . .

  • @lordbruno
    @lordbruno 6 років тому +1

    This game is all about optimizing the Amazon company. At this time humanity realized, we fCKD up...

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 6 років тому

    39:26 Tetris skill +1

  • @rien6215
    @rien6215 6 років тому +2

    Unrelated but, hope RDR2 comes back soon. Jon was only just getting started and I want to see his reactions to stuff later on, and see him realize that Arthur > John Marston. :(

  • @zephcool9673
    @zephcool9673 6 років тому

    Looks good

  • @yezzy77g71
    @yezzy77g71 6 років тому

    Keep up the content Jon

  • @nikolaii11
    @nikolaii11 5 років тому +1

    Northgard v2?

  • @jupitersscourge
    @jupitersscourge 6 років тому

    Hmm, completely autonomous robots that use biomass as fuel. No, I'm not at all terrified.

  • @TheCinnamonCloud
    @TheCinnamonCloud 6 років тому

    I like robot Jon

  • @Jimmy_G412
    @Jimmy_G412 6 років тому

    The robots need booze? Defiantly killed all the humans if Bender has taught be anything.

  • @ilo3456
    @ilo3456 6 років тому

    Wouldn't building 3 length roads be more effective?
    I mean in theory resources could be moved a lot faster through a sort of relay system.

    • @Boundertree
      @Boundertree 6 років тому

      I wonder if the game takes path pressure(?) into account or if it will just route everything through the shortest of path along the 3 lane road clogging just the single lane with everything.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      Minimum is 4 length, maximin is 6. Building later on to make roads faster.

  • @Streptovarius
    @Streptovarius 6 років тому

    What does this game have that other colony games don't? Its main shtick seems to be transportation efficiency but I'm fairly certain most colony games already have that to some degree.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 років тому

      It has really adorable little robots?

    • @Azaghal1988
      @Azaghal1988 6 років тому

      Looks Like banished with Robots instead of Mass starvation😀

  • @bobbys332
    @bobbys332 6 років тому +7

    Typical Jon, Has transportation problem, makes it worse, doesn't research transportation upgrades.

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 6 років тому +1

      **remembers his Cities Skyline vid** Some folk have PTSD from that XD

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      He never backtracks or deletes and rebuilds either

  • @samspielmann7704
    @samspielmann7704 6 років тому

    27:00 99%efficiency

  • @tien65
    @tien65 6 років тому

    so you are playing as the cyberman, upgrading the animals lol

  • @ridditdit2686
    @ridditdit2686 6 років тому

    lurid mountains
    Shenandoah riveeeerr

  • @bossatron4671
    @bossatron4671 6 років тому

    i actually thought about getting it but i am not so sure

  • @gjahlar
    @gjahlar 6 років тому

    I hunger for Total War: Rome II.

  • @greenerion
    @greenerion 6 років тому

    not gonna lie, it is difficult to watch somebody else play that game if you've played it yourself before, lots of talking at the screen and head shaking because of the different play styles XD
    I'm still gonna watch it because this game is great and I love you Jon, but this will be a challenge :P

  • @Dante-mg7zr
    @Dante-mg7zr 6 років тому

    d a m n t h a t l o o k s f u n

  • @lex400
    @lex400 6 років тому

    Oh no

  • @egmon2278
    @egmon2278 6 років тому

    Yayyyyy

  • @supewolf
    @supewolf 6 років тому +1

    Rimworld

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 6 років тому

      Yesss! I hope he plays that some time, it'll be hilarious XD

  • @snoopdoggintern
    @snoopdoggintern 6 років тому

    Why would robots need food and water?

  • @eebergkamen
    @eebergkamen 6 років тому

    Dude where do you come from? I like your accent

  • @theomega7663
    @theomega7663 6 років тому

    Series?

  • @autisticgamer4949
    @autisticgamer4949 6 років тому +3

    What ever happened to your RDR2 playthough?

    • @tinderbox4690
      @tinderbox4690 6 років тому

      He took focus off it for Hitman 2-- he told us he'd start it up again, at one point or another.

  • @tommerker8063
    @tommerker8063 6 років тому

    why do robot need booze? have you not seen futurama, jon? these robots are clearly decendants of bender b rodriguez

  • @Karaboo7
    @Karaboo7 6 років тому

    Anno?

  • @theoneduckson2312
    @theoneduckson2312 6 років тому +1

    Finally something other then Fallout 76.

  • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
    @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 років тому

    So, basically Settlers 2?

    • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
      @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 років тому

      And Banished. But with robots.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 років тому

      @@kristoferdahlstrom2137 More along the lines of Widelands

    • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
      @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 років тому

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt I mean, it's literally Settlers 2, but just slightly more updated. And no enemies, from what I can gather from this video.

  • @cedricexquisite1999
    @cedricexquisite1999 6 років тому

    Hey man

  • @someshitstuffthats7441
    @someshitstuffthats7441 6 років тому

    Newww video :)

  • @quantum5661
    @quantum5661 6 років тому

    so like a weird shitty factorio