Chinese Man Eats German Military Food (MRE)

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  • @matheloesungen
    @matheloesungen Рік тому +1990

    this is so much funnier when you're german and actually understand all his jokes

    • @dydenmusic
      @dydenmusic Рік тому +113

      yeah that pretty much goes for any Ranton video hahaha

    • @evoltaocao5078
      @evoltaocao5078 Рік тому +92

      calm your pepperonis, adolf.

    • @risepandaKK
      @risepandaKK Рік тому +35

      And Chinese too

    • @BigDaddy115
      @BigDaddy115 Рік тому

      @@tomato3972 Take this L tomato boi

    • @tomato3972
      @tomato3972 Рік тому +3

      ​@@BigDaddy115 who tf are you?

  • @Strafprozessordnung
    @Strafprozessordnung Рік тому +310

    Disclaimer: this is french produced MRE that was received so poorly by the troops that it was decommissioned just 3 years after introduction. Out of all MREs i have ever received, this was by far the worst one. The "real" german MRE comes in grey cardboard boxes (Einmannpackung or EPA) and is quite a treat in the field, that shit is unironically good

    • @Strafprozessordnung
      @Strafprozessordnung Рік тому +56

      The probable reason Rantons friend gave this to him is because they're growing this stuff around, like in a "trying to get rid of this shit" type of way

    • @Strafprozessordnung
      @Strafprozessordnung Рік тому +25

      Genuine EPA can be found in some online stores for obscene prices, and many cheaper ones are fake.
      06:38 - you get a lil foldable cooker with your base equipment, it's not in the MRE, youu're supposed to store it in your 2nd line, so chestrig, plate carrier, smok or whatever you're rocking

    • @constantine_982
      @constantine_982 Рік тому +9

      Thx, had to scroll way to far for this

    • @TheGallicWitch
      @TheGallicWitch Рік тому +13

      this is what I was thinking, I'm French and when he said "this is traditional german food" when talking about the beans and sausage, all i could think was "oh no, this is French, my friend. this is the bastard child of cassoulet and fayots"

  • @combatcorpse6136
    @combatcorpse6136 Рік тому +393

    Try eating an American school lunch without dying challenge (impossible)

    • @lazyowl9616
      @lazyowl9616 Рік тому +39

      bullets

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 Рік тому +42

      Too much lead in them.

    • @DasAlternativeEnde
      @DasAlternativeEnde Рік тому +24

      Calling that Lunch is disrespectful to real Lunches.

    • @hinkadarkin5012
      @hinkadarkin5012 Рік тому +6

      I would say too soon, but I will walk straight into another joke anyway.

    • @VainSick
      @VainSick Рік тому

      As an American, you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it.

  • @Moscoe...
    @Moscoe... Рік тому +677

    the chemistry between you and your wife is funny as hell

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats Рік тому +123

      They should get married or something

    • @Naija_Ninja
      @Naija_Ninja Рік тому +11

      @@AfferbeckBeats I ship it

    • @BDFireFist
      @BDFireFist 15 днів тому

      @@Naija_Ninja Shipment received.👍

  • @titaochen5249
    @titaochen5249 Рік тому +72

    "So yeah I kinda wanna join the German military"
    "You are half-chinese"
    "And your wife's Russian"

    • @snmnk283
      @snmnk283 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @epicmealtime
    @epicmealtime Рік тому +141

    Bro Wtf. We had an agreement.
    You don’t ever make food content and I won’t ever join Shaolin.
    I’m booking a flight and going to a monastery first thing tomorrow.

  • @thatdogguy9838
    @thatdogguy9838 Рік тому +1852

    Bro has a friend in the german Military and his wife a father in the russian military. The funeral feasts are gonna go crazy
    I mean because the World war is about to start, its an obvious joke pls just laugh

    • @void8207
      @void8207 Рік тому +34

      Aww hail nahh

    • @solivagant3810
      @solivagant3810 Рік тому +86

      It's gonna be the tavern scene from inglorious bastards 😂

    • @astPred
      @astPred Рік тому +12

      Actually because there were many Russian migrants to Germany sometime in the late 80s/90s we have many Russian comrades in the military, especially in the infantry, which is why we call our specialised army forces (EGB) jokingly EGBlyat

    • @redboi6784
      @redboi6784 Рік тому +1

      Good lord, I thought one of my favoritw martial arts channel had just turned into easy-to-make content

    • @ari_a2764
      @ari_a2764 Рік тому +3

      @@astPred im german too and the russian germans in the german military are alot probably like 20% of all infantry its not only because of migration but the values of the german russians.

  • @bigzed7908
    @bigzed7908 Рік тому +705

    Ranton is such a mildly offensive person. Being half Chinese, German, having a Russian wife. Honestly, if he'd commit (alleged) crimes against humanity, they'd all cancel out.😂

    • @MrSkillfish
      @MrSkillfish Рік тому +9

      i was so confused seing him since i didnt know him call me racist but i didnt expected him smacking that German words around him like an 100% native speaker

    • @shinsoku9128
      @shinsoku9128 Рік тому +27

      @@MrSkillfish well he is half german, and half chinese. and since he grew up and lives in germany, he speaks perfect german.

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman Рік тому +8

      war crime fear him, much as racism

    • @allindbz
      @allindbz Рік тому +1

      Says the American

    • @bigzed7908
      @bigzed7908 Рік тому +1

      @@allindbz Says the Romanian/Hungarian.

  • @geraltofrivia7448
    @geraltofrivia7448 Рік тому +26

    "She's using her teeth! That's not what I've taught her" 💀💀💀

  • @paleoph6168
    @paleoph6168 Рік тому +80

    Nice to Ranton back at this again!

  • @Alteronx
    @Alteronx Рік тому +65

    I loved the last MRE video so this was a pleasant surprise

  • @chemicaldruid4591
    @chemicaldruid4591 Рік тому +25

    you should try french MRE. its so good (for a MRE that is...) it's used as a barter item. in 2010 afghanistan, a french MRE was worth 3 american ones.
    there even is a "Ration de fête" issued for special days like christmas or the 14th of July (france's national day) that's worth 35€ with foie gras, pastery mix you get to bake with the little chemical heater you get inside, and other treats like olive tapenade and sesame grissini.

  • @_Ten_
    @_Ten_ Рік тому +92

    Chinese MRE would be cool to see. Hope you can get your hands on one.

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio Рік тому +24

      They don't feed their soldiers, kekw.

    • @alinzelnan
      @alinzelnan Рік тому +8

      Yeah Steve1989 had a modern one, didn't look too bad but expensive as hell if you can find one.

    • @Yusuf-ok5rk
      @Yusuf-ok5rk Рік тому +6

      ​@@Relhiothey feed them with murican tears

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 Рік тому +7

      @@Yusuf-ok5rkNo wonder their military is starving.

    • @huaplays6
      @huaplays6 Рік тому +5

      ​@@comradecameron3726 I think you meant North Korea. China feeds her soldiers.

  • @BuenaVista-ik6xt
    @BuenaVista-ik6xt Рік тому +164

    ranton must be the funniest man alive. no matter what he is talking about, its always hilarious.

  • @WilhelmLudwige
    @WilhelmLudwige Рік тому +16

    Broooo that paté he eats at 6:20 comes from a spanish food brand called "Apis" (yeah "Sin Gluten" = Gluten free). Its actually a nice-standard brand of food in Spain tho. No surprise he did like it hahaja Nice video btw!

  • @nickowl128
    @nickowl128 Рік тому +24

    The editing and comedy are seriously top tier man, you're one of the best creators period

  • @molicko
    @molicko Рік тому +3

    Immer wieder starke Videos 😂❤️
    Bin selber bei der Bundeswehr und wir haben tatsächlich andere EPAs aber lustig das man mal wieder ein bisschen deutsch von dir gehört hat, sehr sympathisch 😂🙏🏼

  • @TomasGO85
    @TomasGO85 Рік тому +8

    2:35 “that’s not what I told her” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLing in middle of the fucking lunch 🥗🫣😭😭

  • @danior1732
    @danior1732 Рік тому +4

    Bundeswehr spasti here. I only ever had the EPA (MRE) in an carton not in those bags. And they are somewhat different than the one you showed, but i dont know, maybe some companys have different ones. In the ones that i had there was more stuff in it. Like Beef jerky, tuna salad, bread and more small stuff (cheese that you spread on your bread or biscuit, different types of jam, meat, energy bars). I also don´t remember ever having a fruit salad.
    But the main courses are the same. After having them for several weeks in africa i understand now the high suicide rate of soldiers.
    I also never had constipation from them.

    • @wripiii
      @wripiii Рік тому

      Was er da hat ist ne übergangslösung die es während einer Knappheit an richtigen EPA's für ein par Monate gab.
      Das ganze ist in Frankreich produziert und leider sind auch nicht mal Hauptgerichte die selben, wie im originalen. Das Plastiktüten-Zeug ist tatsächlich ziemlich furchtbar gewesen und das beste da drin ist die schoki.
      Mal abgesehen davon, dass man das Zeug nicht mal in der Verpackung erhitzen kann, wie die richtigen EPA's.
      Wurde aber jetzt auch wieder abgeschafft und kommt hoffentlich auch nicht wieder.

  • @Astraben
    @Astraben Рік тому +74

    The pride I feel, as a Spaniard, when the best part of every European MRE is our paté cannot be condensed in a UA-cam comment

  • @ETLfilms
    @ETLfilms Рік тому +25

    What a beautiful day when ranton posts

  • @giorgospapadopoulos7033
    @giorgospapadopoulos7033 Рік тому +22

    God, I love your MRE videos, cause even though I know what to expect from the meals and am on point with flavours and such the video is just very entertaining and funny.

  • @coder8901
    @coder8901 Рік тому +4

    7:55 is indeed a exited face . 😂

  • @futur_sunds
    @futur_sunds Рік тому +6

    The constant memey editing is so overwhelming and hard to follow and I love it 😂

  • @AaronButler66
    @AaronButler66 Рік тому +2

    Bro has mastered the art of "chaotic editing"

  • @huaplays6
    @huaplays6 Рік тому +4

    4:46 For anyone wondering the Chinese actually means "Not able to see clearly", or in other words "Blind".
    7:09 That caught me off guard lmao.

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Рік тому +8

    "The Russian MRE had the fire, how are you supposed to eat this?"
    You're supposed to take your food to the crematorium

  • @karolszumski7125
    @karolszumski7125 Рік тому +6

    So I don't know if the German MREs have it but in the US MREs they have a little green package that you use as a heater for your food it's supposed to be a more tactical advantage in the battlefield so that way say you were cooking and an enemy sees the lit flame versus something that's not lit and that could not be easily seen

    • @ari_a2764
      @ari_a2764 Рік тому +1

      Yeah they have it but there are so many different mres this one is intented for the trenches i think

  • @HipHopCrusader
    @HipHopCrusader Рік тому +8

    This man is multinational treasure

  • @forger6673
    @forger6673 Рік тому +2

    Always love your videos, doesn't matter if they're reviews, these kinds of videos, serious ones, or your stream highlights. Love your humour and your editing, wish you the best!

  • @ilikecheeseish
    @ilikecheeseish Рік тому +19

    I laughed so much at this 😅 very well done

  • @pm-5565
    @pm-5565 Рік тому +7

    Wow it's been a minute since I've watched you do one of these, and now I realize how much I was missing it. Bon appletits.

  • @hb3n164
    @hb3n164 Рік тому +3

    I adore the first MRE video, and this turned out to be just as good. Love you Rantoni

  • @obi1dipscobi547
    @obi1dipscobi547 Рік тому +5

    Ranton, your vids always put a smile on my face. Thank you.

  • @peacemaker0240
    @peacemaker0240 Рік тому +1

    Watching rantoni is like watching youtube in x1.5

  • @omnijem5042
    @omnijem5042 Рік тому +3

    Hearing him say money shot while he opens a package makes so much sense now

  • @QubyH
    @QubyH Рік тому +1

    'im a kabadayı thats turkish for gangsta' i fuckin love ranton

  • @crackedblack1410
    @crackedblack1410 2 місяці тому +1

    2:03 Bro immediately after you said that a Ad popped up thst have me the biggest side eye of my life, holy

  • @durianlegrand
    @durianlegrand Рік тому +24

    i dont understand the german jokes but i do understand the french ones, thanks ranton for you being a polyglotte !

  • @DZMegamind
    @DZMegamind Рік тому

    i love these video i didn't watch the channel youtube stop feeding me you videos but am delighted to see sofia still kicking and well
    i hope you do more of these and never stop uploading

  • @Fuhrdaddy
    @Fuhrdaddy Рік тому +4

    The fucking Rammstein at 0:51 hahahahahahah GD it Ranton

  • @CantcerCause
    @CantcerCause Рік тому

    Loving the chaotic editing and video style absolute craziness

  • @spencer9076
    @spencer9076 Рік тому +6

    Ranton is back babyyyy😆😆😆

    • @spencer9076
      @spencer9076 Рік тому +1

      And just like old times 🥲

  • @fxee.
    @fxee. Рік тому +3

    You should make some more videos where you recreate moves from games like you did with mortal kombat a few years ago they are entertaining and fun to watch

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 Рік тому

    You gotta stop being so funny I have asthma attacks already lmao, good stuff

  • @DerScvngr
    @DerScvngr Рік тому +2

    Ranton bringt Ehre für das Haus in der Bundeswehr

  • @raphihosiassohn1471
    @raphihosiassohn1471 Рік тому +7

    I love these MRE videos!

  • @Subxenox15
    @Subxenox15 Рік тому +1

    My favorite videos of yours are when you aren't playing a character, you're just being yourself.

  • @timmuller459
    @timmuller459 Рік тому +3

    Dude I'm so glad you did this! The Russian mre video was one of my favorites even tho I'm here for the spicy game reviews

  • @victorlee7561
    @victorlee7561 Рік тому

    At 4:46, what he said essentially translates to "can't see clearly"

  • @alinzelnan
    @alinzelnan Рік тому +21

    Have you tried out US MREs? Some of the menus are pretty good, you can get them easily for 8-10€ / meal. German EPA isn't that exciting especially because you can get most of the stuff at the store anyway. US MREs have some really good items you can't get here (shelf stable) like the lemon-poppyseed poundcake from menu 10, that's way better than the regular cake stuff you can get here (Bahlsen etc.).

    • @loder8592
      @loder8592 Рік тому

      As a German def have to agree. German MRE looks depressing.

  • @bigbrainb4662
    @bigbrainb4662 Рік тому +1

    Its nice to take a break from all the reviews NOT AGAIN

  • @OldOn3Eye
    @OldOn3Eye Рік тому

    Great video, I don't mind having these between the reviews!

  • @HenryWayat
    @HenryWayat Рік тому +1

    4:18 The way you pronounce German words here is really tempting me to open duolingo again

  • @maegnificant
    @maegnificant Рік тому

    Ranton are you kidding? This summer is the most release packed summer we have had in a while.

  • @Yohg1i
    @Yohg1i Рік тому

    Bro I literally Sit and wait for Ranton to upload cuz every time it's a fkin GEM!!!

  • @ROHIT_KANTHE
    @ROHIT_KANTHE 6 днів тому +2

    0:11 really he looks a bit noticeable 🤨

  • @smushedtomatogaming344
    @smushedtomatogaming344 4 місяці тому

    The humor quadruples instantaneously when you're multilingual, competent of Chinese and German

  • @harya7517
    @harya7517 Рік тому

    That's why the knife is a standard issue on military

  • @paulengelbertpawlowski2032
    @paulengelbertpawlowski2032 Рік тому +2

    There is actually more in it like Taschentücher and stuff. These MREs are actually a full day ratio with bread. Maybe it's an older one or a newer one wich I didn't had in my time in 91st but still a cool video

    • @wripiii
      @wripiii Рік тому +1

      It's a transitional one that only existed for a few months and was honestly really bad. The original ones in cardboard boxes still exist and are as good as they always were.

    • @paulengelbertpawlowski2032
      @paulengelbertpawlowski2032 Рік тому

      @@wripiii yeah these are the ones I know. Nice to know 👍

  • @Jordan_C_Wilde175
    @Jordan_C_Wilde175 10 днів тому

    "Can't put a Schnitzel in an MRE"
    Laughs in Bundeswehr Lunchbeutel.

  • @jyro_447
    @jyro_447 Рік тому +2

    Honestly I love this guy, he's just having fun in his videos, not worrying about offending anyone, just living life you know.
    Kuss geht raus, große Ehre ❤

  • @timkalina9774
    @timkalina9774 Рік тому +4

    as a soldier in the german military i am suprised by this mre. We have different ones but still a dope video

    • @wripiii
      @wripiii Рік тому

      Because these were transitional ones we had for a few months due to scarcities caused by covid. Noone liked them, they don't exist anymore and everyone is happy.

  • @misterleguan4272
    @misterleguan4272 Рік тому

    The „ich muss raus“ at the Beginning killed Me 😂😂😂

  • @KVenturi
    @KVenturi Рік тому +1

    Holy shit I love this series ranton is so funny

  • @nicholausedwardwijaya8822
    @nicholausedwardwijaya8822 Рік тому

    Yo I am still 5 minutes into the video and I am ABSOLUTELY VIBING with the chaotic energy this guy exudes! Insta sub bro!

  • @timmuller459
    @timmuller459 Рік тому

    I love that the thumpnail is in the style of the first mre review

  • @smoothsa420
    @smoothsa420 Рік тому +1

    Ranton not goving attention to the poor hand that comes into the screen some times... it was just curious and wanted some food too :c

  • @ChrisBadTV
    @ChrisBadTV Рік тому

    Die "Ich muss raus" Einblendung war ja göttlich! :D

  • @guyincognito959
    @guyincognito959 Рік тому

    I am no editor, but man...samples from all over the place. 0,2 seconds of Super Mario 64 water theme. You are both brilliant and likely borderline psychotic...😆

  • @javoc2967
    @javoc2967 Рік тому

    I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR AGES

  • @Dalivey
    @Dalivey Рік тому

    Always a pleasure to see you upload, I love your videos man

  • @yourvenparianen5390
    @yourvenparianen5390 Рік тому

    theres a reason the food keeps you constipated , it's to prevent you from having to take a shit in the middle of combat lol

  • @adampiette60
    @adampiette60 Рік тому +1

    @0:26 you can't slide 2000's hip hop by me Ranton, but that sample of how we do was as long as the ranton shlong

  • @dylanczarnecki746
    @dylanczarnecki746 Рік тому +2

    Fastest click on notification in my life, my brain told me I had to watch this

  • @fabianels418
    @fabianels418 Рік тому

    I gagged as I laughed during the beans and sausage abomination that shall NOT, be referred as food.

  • @harya7517
    @harya7517 Рік тому +1

    Also, Ranton. There's no "fake" MRE, maybe yes, a fake military one. But MRE stands for "Meal Ready to Eat", it isn't specific for military purpose only, and civilian MRE do exist.

  • @PlebiasFate1609
    @PlebiasFate1609 Рік тому +2

    0:33 god these brings back memories from the old idubzz videos

  • @yourflamingdeath2315
    @yourflamingdeath2315 Рік тому

    Ranton I forgot that ur editin gives me brain damage... I love it!

  • @timmadd1666
    @timmadd1666 Рік тому +1

    Normally, you have something to heat your stuff with but it’s part of your equipment not of the MRE. Also there is an old version of German MREs, which fucking slap (the metal ones).

  • @ari_a2764
    @ari_a2764 Рік тому +4

    as a german i am surprised ranton hasnt been charged with hate crimes yet lmao

  • @CubanBeastt
    @CubanBeastt Рік тому +1

    Looking forward to your next movie review Ranton! Keep up the good videos

  • @cptn_n_cola
    @cptn_n_cola Рік тому

    My man got actually pumped up by the canned Liverwurst.

  • @monoO733
    @monoO733 Рік тому +4

    Genieß es! Greetings from Germany :D

  • @audiogarden21
    @audiogarden21 Рік тому

    There's somethin' special about Ranton speakin' German. Love it.

  • @googlename4224
    @googlename4224 Рік тому +1

    This stuff is better than the stuff from the actual bundeswehr cantina, depending on where you're stationed 😂

  • @thgdrsgs
    @thgdrsgs Рік тому

    Ty Ranton, am ill af and really needed that.

  • @makaronesendwicis
    @makaronesendwicis Рік тому +1

    The thing with sausages was bacon :P the white thing was fat on it,( very healty for liver ) natural fat.
    Looks like '' Pasulj ''

  • @THCLK
    @THCLK Рік тому

    how to open those jam packages in the german military: you take out your pocket knife /combat knife and slice it open... the peach jam is one of the best things in there^^ so it wont survive a single use :P

  • @4TWHY7
    @4TWHY7 Рік тому

    "looks familiar, I've seen this in the toilet" oh I'm using that on Thanksgiving

  • @thedank6849
    @thedank6849 Рік тому

    Man ranton's video editing style goes hard af

  • @segnen9765
    @segnen9765 Рік тому +1

    I know a German that was in the military, bro loved those dry ass crackers, and the sausage stew or whatever.

    • @wripiii
      @wripiii Рік тому +1

      He for sure didn't love what's shown in this video. What he has is just a transitional MRE that the Bundeswehr had for a few months due to scarcities.
      Noone liked it so its gone for good now
      .
      The "real" one is in a cardboard box and the main courses are in aluminum trays, so you can heat it directly over a small flame.

  • @Rayhaku808
    @Rayhaku808 Рік тому

    8:49 tfw your older sibling said it's their turn to play with YOUR toy

  • @yaNasTy
    @yaNasTy 6 місяців тому

    we use a little esbit stove and heat up water with this and in the water u put the ration pack
    AND German MRE is actually so good that i got myself british MRE´s for my last 1,5 week long field training xD

  • @snorlaxsnorlaximus3118
    @snorlaxsnorlaximus3118 Рік тому

    Wasnt expecting the random turkish word out of nowhere but well appreciated

  • @rafacastillo9611
    @rafacastillo9611 Рік тому

    Ranting begins his MRE taste testing arc and I am ready for this new chapter

  • @Salmagros
    @Salmagros Рік тому +1

    Should have try Chinese MRE instead. Even a man that can digest centuries old food couldn't get pass that stuff and have to lay down for a whole year.

  • @kostasspirou1010
    @kostasspirou1010 Рік тому +2

    01:59 & 03:16
    I was NOT expecting these jokes 💀

  • @D.Ronoa69
    @D.Ronoa69 Рік тому

    That freakin edit. I love this!

  • @bastiwen
    @bastiwen Рік тому +1

    Biscuits (sweet, not salty) from the Swiss military are also dry as fuck BUT they are super good. There's also a challenge where you have to eat 5 (I think, maybe 3) in less than a minute without drinking.