A Cardigan Is The Perfect Police Repellent. Mike Goodwin - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- A cardigan is the perfect police repellent, or at least that has been Mike Goodwin's experience. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Goodwin, mike breaks down everything from his iconic cardigan, to the ridiculous nursery rhymes we teach to our children. Whether you're someone who is trying to avoid the police, or someone who is living in a shoe, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Goodwin is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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"It's Police Repellent." They're laughing but I don't think he's joking.
It can be both. He's finding humor in his struggle.
You can still express your daily struggles in a comedic style.
The best jokes are steeped in irony. 👍
Definitely not joking 😂
@@RoosterFire Bruh, the guy is at a stand-up comedy venue, not at Oprah Winfrey.
It's been a while, but I first met Mike when he was a mentor in a college organization that I joined. What you see here is really how he is. He is the real thing. Proud to see him on this stage.
Is senior your last name?
@@jocomfiresin6982 No
What a nice comment.
He's hysterical!!!😂
Just saw him on AGT. I knew i recognized him from Drybar💯
''freedom blinds, I have a dream drapes, civil rights curtains'' ... killed me 😂🤣😅
"Pookie can't be a branch manager at a bank." 😂😂😂
"Right this way, Dr Junebug will see you." 🤣🤣🤣
ew
Christ his voice is like melted butter
Absolutely mesmerizing voice.
Panty dropper voice haha🤣💋💋💋
With a touch of honey?
He makes Barry White sound like Kermit being pushed through a meat grinder. Dude is ASMR personified.
Sound like Candyman
"Watcha not gone do" is perfectly acceptable instruction from a mama or a grandmama.
Whatchanotgondo is split one word, into four separate words in your future UA-cam comments.
@@lareh5501 🤣😂
Wa
Amen
Yes! I was Queen of WYNGD @work.😂😂
This act is well crafted. Somebody mentioned in the comments that he was funny without a bunch of cursing. I didn’t even notice he didn’t curse until I read that comment. That speaks volumes.
I don't think this channel has cursing.
Check out Brad Upton he's good and no swearing.
Its great when comedians can do full sets without swearing (cursing) but thats what DryBar comedy is... Its in Provo, Utah, the venue is no alcohol and no swearing! I think because of the huge Mormon community? I love to both drink, and to swear, but the quality of acts they put on is awesome!! : )
What's so bad about swearing? They're just words!
@@oxcart4172 I know but some people take it too far and are too foul mouthed, I'm just pointing out that you can be a good comedian without a potty mouth.
This is the kind of humour I really love; gentle, conversational delivery, sashaying from one scenario to the next and always making you laugh with the absurd punchline that isn`t really a punchline, but a truth. A quirk of the eyebrow, a roll of the eyes, a droll smile. Superb! Thank you Mike Goodwin.
I appreciate it. thankyou
Great comment! Exactly 💯
Yes. Not enough of this. It’s not necessary to always be on the edge of social propriety to laugh and have fun.
Stunning tight rope act. Very well performed and brilliant material that’s been starting at us all our luves. 😂
@@sophieoshaughnessy9469 yea, it's much better to retread the same tired old "white people do this, black people do that" jokes we have heard a million times. Give me a break with that nonsense. I feel bad for you that you cannot appreciate comedy that isn't overly predictable and safe. You're prolly a real bore, lady. I bet your idea of rebelling is wearing white pants past September or pairing red wine with fish.
I would like to add that you don't have to be a rebel or vulgar to be funny, but you do have to be original and creative. There are plenty of clean comics that are as funny as more edgy ones, such as Jim Gaffigan. This guy in this video was a stale cliche of a comedian. Don't get me wrong, it's serviceable, but it isn't good.
He dressed like a member of Boyz to Men from their first album Motown Philly...great police deterrent 😂😅
Lol, you just let a secret , they don’t know
Broooo😭
😇
I was thinking where have I seen his 'look' before !!!
he's the right age too..clearly grew up on them
I love the comedians who set up jokes independent of each other but brings them up at perfect times to complement new material he does it so smoothly and makes the connections very seamless in the delivery
Its referred to as a "call back"...Dave Chappelle is the king of this.
@@jordanmccall1 thank you 😊
Part of a new improved comedic story teller. He's already funny, but making the first joke part of the last joke keeps you invested into watching his entire comedy story telling routine.
I’ve often heard it referred to as a “running gag”.
simplicity is genius. I enjoyed this so much!
I love these shows, no swearing, no ugly stuff, no shaming, just good old humour.
💯🤣
Absolutely!
Absolutely
Yes!!!
And stolen jokes
Lmao! I’m his daughter! I was the family translator for my little brother when he was growing up I was the only one who could decode it 😂 literally would call me to the living room just to figure out what he was trying to communicate. I still have to translate for him because he’s quiet and doesn’t like to repeat himself or says it again just as quiet 💀
Are you really?
Your dad is really funny. I listen to Drybar to and from work. We all need a good laugh everyday.
"Her pants said yoga, her butt said 'McDonald's'" LMAO
👍
😂
the look on the ladies face while her husband was laughing made it even better
@yellowleaf 22:39
😂🤣😂
He has a smooth yet confident stage presence. Guys a natural and has great call backs and joke set ups. I could his flow all day.
And his voice is smoother than smooth
The callbacks are great!
Nice to see something new, dude is on point. Awesome!
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Wat-chu-not-gonn-du is say this man doesn't understand proper comedy structure
Whatyounotgonedo is deny Pookie the chance to be a bank CEO. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
EW
He had me laughing from start to finish. My family's from the south and the nicknames are so true. I was working on my family tree and asked my father about the names of his aunts and uncles on his father's side and he only knew their nicknames one aunt's nickname was Toe and the other was Foot. Real talk. The mystery continues.
I had an aunt Tree.
This dude is a master class in delivery and timing. Absolutely perfect.
Yaaazzzz
absolutely.
His material is really well written too, All the jokes connect
Absolutely! Sharp, well-phrased. Really enjoyable all around.
Yeah that's the dry bar effect
“These are my three friends, Shadrach, Meshaq, and Abendigo. They’re firefighters.” 😂😂
He got the name wrong tho lol. It’s abednego. Not abendigo.
What I meant to say is “many people do, but it’s a moot point.”
I fainted 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at this one!!! I had to explain it to my non-religious friends tho then they got it lol
That took me straight out🤣🤣🤣
Never heard him before,can’t get enough now! Relatable,hysterical,and no foul language
It’s fascinating how calm he looks while cracking the funniest jokes
Sometimes I think people who can do that are the funniest. Mike is spot-on hilarious!!
I’ve seen this many times and it never gets old. Mike is genuinely hilarious and I LOVE the “police repellant” thing 🤣
This dude... isn't gold. He's flippin' platinum.
Straight rhodium
I laughed so hard tears were constantly rolling down my cheeks! Love this guy's comedy!
@@KayKay0813 Yeah, this dude is awesome.
OMG so original and funny you are!
He’s genius.
"Once I pay for registration, I need some results." lol.
😏😏👍👍
My kids are like “my bad”! 😒
That line killed me 😂
“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?”
- Vince Lombardi
I love his comedy, clean, no profanity and you still have laughs!!🤣😂
Hilarious. Pure comedy with no need for profanity or vulgarity. Top notch.
This guy knew his audience and played them like a fiddle. His confidence was through the roof. Loved every minute!
💕
This comedian is really good. He sure knows how to develop a theme and get plenty of jokes from it.
E
Yup. His tags and callbacks are solid.
Racist
Yes, and when he opens his eyes wide and looks around the audience, that look even makes me laugh.
@@DeliciousNavy ok, confession is good for the soul they say so.... You want to talk about your racism?
This guy is awesome. I don’t mind comedy that gets crude some of the time, but this here was straight up wholesome and had me laughing harder than most. Mike pulled me in with the stories and hit home with the punchlines. I like this guy. I will look for more of his stuff.
Totally agreed! I think it takes more wit and intelligence to do it without crudeness.
The crude 'comics' aren't funny.Just twisted. This is good humor
You guys don't have to be rude in order to enjoy your version of comedy 🤷♂️
Why isn't this guy more widely known? Love comedy without all that profanity. Awesome comedian.
I agree 100% with that. You can be hilarious without being crude.
I love that he's smiling the entire time you can see he's having fun with the audience
And hopefully he's not going to die while he's doing what he loves!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's like he's having a funny conversation with friends he hasn't made yet.
Funniest comedy is dissecting language. Our language and how we use it is an endless source of absurdity. He is so good at returning to his previous jokes. Perfect execution.
great comment. I've felt so silly explaining some expressions to my kid. It's raining cats and dogs jeez
Bravo, Sir! You are hilarious! Thanks for giving me some great laughs today!
Mike has such a suave and elegant style. Amazing voice and change in tones.
You can't just listen to this. You've gotta watch it. His mannerisms and facial expressions add so much.
“I’d rather have cookies, than abs”
As I sit in the bed watching on my phone, while eating Oreos.
We could be friends
Ah...that's the life bro.
Subway cookies for me.
As I read your comment and look at the cookies sitting on my belly.
What? Am I supposed set em on the bed? Sheesh.
Comedy gold has been struck. Get this guy a second and third set please!
P
P
I'm with you on that
This is just police repellant😂💯
Omgosh!! I haven't laughed this hard in awhile😣 but he had me CRYING WITH LAUGHTER, THANK YOU!!!!😂🤣🤣🤣
I'm just listening to Drybar for the cleanliness of the jokes. And they're always good ones. Well done, Mr Mike, by the way.
Yes, they are my favourite comedy folks. 😊
I don't enjoy crude humour at all.
Same here bro. I just discovered it today.
Deo gratias
I love intelligent humor like this. No cursing, etc., just smart, funny observations. This is my first time seeing this comedian and now I'm going to go search for more!
Me toooo
Me Threeeee... lol
ya ..entire channel filled with this ...its not rare at all ..nothing to be amazed over :P
What wrong with "dirty" humor ? it offends you ?
Lol ..people get offended now a days over anything. It doesn have to be dirty at all anymore.
This man is a STAR!
Yeah I noticed a few "thumbs down", I don't get it, he was super funny and didn't have to resort to "gutter humour" super funny
I love how he goes back and mix the current joke with the last one
Whatchu not gone do is have me in a room with Dr.Junebug.... that's Stanky mama...lol
They all come full circle ! And to me that is genius 😂💖😂
I noticed that too. "You got to see the old woman in the shoe"
Superb! Where is HIS Netflix special!!!?
@@Braedenfish late reply but he's too clean for Netflix, unfortunately
"What you're not gonna do is talk to me with no pants on"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Wow, in my seventy three years I have paid enormous amounts of money to watch a comedian and not laughed a quarter as much as I did in this. I might watch Jimmy Fallon and other hosts if they had this guy on. Or maybe I’m just too old. I wish this talented man the very best!
He and his family good friends of mine, I'll be sure to tell him!
@@IamTiaB REALY?🤔
@@yaasikasa17 YESSSSSSSSS! LIKE LITERALLY WATCHED HIS BABIES BOTH GROW UP...He not famous 🙄 😒 why is it hard to believe I know them 🤔 that's so weird. I'm in Mary J Blige documentary on Amazon prime...YOU would be surprised who I know...now my brother...he's famous Mike is not! Carry on
Hey Wesley I let Mike know today. He said thank you so much he needed that!
No, you're not too old. I'm young and I loved his set more than all these other guys being too much and cursing so much.
Rare gem, comedy without vulgarity these days is truly magical. You the genius!
Yaaaazzzzz 😊
It got a little risqué. But he kept it decent. Respect.
He is military btw
Eh I've always hated on the curse free comedy since the days where bill Cosby was the king of it... He made my objection even stronger. So if you mean curse words as vulgarity then I'm down to fight you.
@@jocomfiresin6982 take time to relax. You deserve it.
@@marlonc1000 ... can we fight to the death? That's what relaxing me... Just a good old fashion white knuckle street brawl... You gonna need a lot of people though... I don't go down easy. I am not the strongest or the fastest of guys but I can take a punch like a wild bull.
In saying that I quite liked almost all of the drybar comedy I'm just not a fan of the opposition to cursing. It's a form of expressionism. It's an evil act to attempt to stifle oneself or others.
This man should narrate children's books. It would be hilarious :)
😂😂😂
He has a really nice voice, too! ❤️
This guy is truly funny. Also his body language, facial expressions and timing is part of his humour, not just his jokes. Very talented.
Man...he is REALLY REALLY GOOD. 1am and its pouring rain outside and I'm literally laughing up a storm.
12:22 It's raining, it's pouring
Ain't no "Pooky" as a branch manager
😂
😂
Thats Stanky mamas doctor, no thank you..🤣
No but you can see “Peanut”
Pookie.
Listen to the song “Pookie” by Aya Nakamura though
- “Skibop-bop-bop Boop-bop Diddy!”
- “Michael needs a recording contract”
He just proved you don’t need a bunch of profanity to be HILARIOUS! He’s great!
I really like his voice & he's absolutely hilarious. I could listen to him all day.
When Morgan Freeman gives up the job as the voice of God....this guy needs to apply.
Just like James Earl Jones , He Has A Deep Voice .
Nope. Miley Cyrus has him beat lol
Yes!!! He's got a great voice!
OMG! You are so funny! 😂💕
Its not just a voice thing.. God really needs to allow you to mock him
"Yeah, they're firefighters."
🤣😂👍
That's the only joke I didn't get - why is it funny?
@Chris Gray - I didn’t either, so I asked my Christian friends. Those three guys were asked to bow down to the King, but they refused and were thrown into a furnace. Folks saw four men in the fire. Jesus was with them, and they emerged from the fire unscathed.
@@dragonfish888 -
Yes! Thank you for your quick response.
6:28 Bible names
@@dragonfish888 thanks! I’d heard of the three names but didn’t know that story (or had forgotten) I’m surprised most of the audience knew that and laughed, it certainly went over my head.
We need more guys like him. We should all be able to laugh at our differences. That’s how a real dialogue starts.
As fellow comedian Mike James said: "if we can laugh together, we can live together."
"I'd rather have cookies than abs". Best line in the show! i coild watch this guy all day. Hilarious and his delivery is spot on!
He's in Utah dropping biblical jokes, he knows his audience
Or he's from the south. Either way. He's golden.
@@jorgedasilva7665 indeed, we all have something in common
@Michael Lopez Joseph Smith was called a prohet, dum dum dum dum dum
@Michael Lopez Latinos worship Mary as their savior not Jesus.
@@jorgedasilva7665 Or he's Christian....but facts.
Intelligent humour. Very rare. Hope to see more of you.
You must be one of those furry creatures that was 'let out of the bag'?
Oh my gosh, he hilarious... That bit about, "they died doing what they loved" that actually made me snort as I laughed... Very clever man.
This entire set was really funny, the thing on nursery rhymes was gold
Man, when he got to the "when somebody dies cause drug abuse you don't say..." This guy has talent.
Absolutely!😂
I nearly chocked on my juice when he said “she’s probably in a big crack house in the sky” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Choke
Not
Chock... check
. . . died doing what she loved. 🥰😂😂😂
@@baldnblack3664 he eats Chalk
I almost stopped breathing
He's so good! Loved the delivery and storytelling and repetition of "what you not gone do is"
I lost it at Shadrach, Meshach ,Abednego and their profession!😂😂😂
This man single handedly brought back cardigan 🔥
Shopping now
Got 2 in my arsenal.Keep one in the car for repellant.
Shalom Family, I already know y'all Brothas, cuz I was thinking the same thing. B1
Lmao-- ‘ so I don’t fit the description’ I almost died laughing
" I never fit the description "😂
Cause it's not a black guy in a hoody
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@@fourq2049
Because HE'S not a black guy in a hoodie
No you didn't - shut up!
YOUR A TALENTED COMEDIAN WHEN YOU CAN DO AN ENTIRE BIT WITHOUT CURSIN' & STILL BE FUNNY 🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 THIS BROTHA WAS SOLID ✊🏽
And without vulgarity!
@@luxehousehomeshorttermrent1462 ...ABSOLUTELY
“Daddy, Michael wants to watch Law and Order.” 🤣
Mike is a master of the comedy pause, use of his expressions and his voice!
Timing is impeccable.
😂 I've never heard of Mike Goodwin before. I'm glad this popped up in my recommendations tonight. This was hilarious
I would see him in AGT then he started popping up on my youtube
Me too.
@@dreameryoung38 umm ... what is AGT?
@Chicagorilla312 Same here... I just LOVE Him! He's soooo hilarious! 😂❤
@@PADS62 America's Got Talent
😅🤣😅 This Guy is a Freakin Genius.. Unbelievable 👏🏾 🤌🏾✊🏾👍🏾💪🏾
Mike is brilliant, his delivery, his timing, the tonality of his voice his material and how he loops it all together is just fine! Thanks Mike for a really good laugh and what’syounotgonado is stop doin!
*Great voice for an audiobook*, good set!
Agreed!
Lol it is. I couldn't close my eyes and imagine it because that's a manlaw so I just agreed with you lmao.
Admit it turns you on don't be shy 😂
@@mrbrowz1000101 hahaha
I’m a 1969 baby! 😆😆😆 The **Nursery Rhymes** part was F’ing HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂😂
He's so likable! His delivery is great. And you have to love his dress sense. Police who stop him must think to themselves, "What we have here is a real-life nerd. Whatwearenotgonnado is to suspect he did anything bad."
Hilarious and not an ounce of vulgarity, love it!
“Who is skinning cats? ... I guess the dude with a bag full of cats, that’s who” 😂😂😂
Before the skinning he'd better make sure he has room to swing the one taken out
He's not loud, he's not vulgar, he's not high or drunk. He's high class.
yeah. i like that. i appreciate humor without the need of swearing and all that mess. he’s like the will smith of comedy. hehee
Whatyounotgondo is use this man to diss others. Appreciate a comedian for him.
@@theblackpuma9 whatchunotgondo is tell me what to do. STFU
@@theblackpuma9 lol agree it's nice that he's funny without vulgarity but other comics are still just as funny with it. Chill out OP. You put your opinion out there in the public, it gets judged.
Pretty sure that’s the gimmick of the whole “dry bar comedy” scene. Check out more of their stuff - it’s all clean (as far as I’ve seen) and family friendly
This show is as good as any comedian I have ever seen. Could watch this guy every day.
Lmao I love the joke about your daughter translating a brand new language
Saw this guy live years ago while on vacation. Laughed so hard I embarrassed my date. Not with that guy anymore. 💕🐝
But at least you enjoyed yourself.
It's good you're not with him. Gotta find someone who will laugh hard with you and love you for it
He didn’t deserve that fun or you
@@summydots I also agree. He wasn't worth it.
Lol.
Loved your humor, you picked the right line of work.
Whatchanotgondo*
@@MichaelGray-dq7gy bruh
@@b1rd704 Michael say Whatchanotgondo is spell it wrong 😭😭😭
No no. WhatCHUnotgondo … 😂
True spelling: Whachunahgowndo
One of the funniest comedians ever. And family friendly.
The whole cat bit has me in tears.
"Who is skinning cats?"
This is one of the best comedians I have ever heard.
Yes, he really develops a connection with the audience and his timing is right on. A lot of comedians stand there and yell jokes at the audience and fill every second word with a swear.
He is really really good. A brilliant man and super charming.
The companion expression to “the cat’s out of the bag” is “never buy a pig in a poke”. They both go back to medieval times and refer to buying piglets at the local market place. If the buyer wasn’t wary and bought a pig in a sack, or poke, without checking the contents, they risked finding out later they’d been tricked when the “cat was out of the bag”.
I enjoyed the lesson is phrases. Thank you.
start a UA-cam channel for this please
Thanks for sharing! I love etymology.
Cool to know. Thanks! 😎
lol thank you. I remembered some of this but not the whole thing.
The jokes, the voice, the confidence this comedian should go viral.
Absolutely genius. Im impressed. Not only is he funny as hell, he speaks about racial issues without polarizing or politicizing them.
He’s good at making light of heavy topics and making them funny
Every comedian has their own style. But I've been thoroughly impressed with this channel. Majority are worth the wait of the first few minutes. Some of them get funnier as the show goes on. This guy was good. Thanks DRYBAR!!
5:09 “The word Plantation makes me shudder.” 😬
Yea he was brilliant. No extra stuff just nice and calm comedy with out any jumping around and hollering and every joke hit. Excellent!
"im just saying i never fit description" that got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest line of the whole show
Very clean, funny comedy! It's refreshing to hear!👍
DOWNLOAD DRYBAR COMEDY APP! IT'S FREE!🙋
Mike G....Love your humor!!! You kept it clean and fun. You stayed clean and just delivered good entertainment. A highly appreciated comedy performance. Best wishes on your career.
Amazing comedian! Talked about himself and things that seemed funny to him but unlike a lot of ok comedians, he made it completely relatable! I'd definately pay to see him again!
Impeccable timing and perfect inflection! LMAO!!
I know! I liked it when he let the audience conjure up a picture in their mind of what everyone in the room knew he was about to say next. lol.
He's wearing the cardigan because that's exactly how Clark Kent would dress.
And he's wearing glasses too! Maybe his secret identity IS Superman 😁.
They never say he couldn't be a dude of a higher melanin complexion. He is most definitely built like superman...
Clark Kent wore a suit & tie. The iconic logo came out from behind a dress shirt, not a cardy.
The B stands for Black Man
@@InservioLetum I know that. It's a joke. He's huge and said he doesn't work out! It was leaked/announced that very day that DC was in the process of finding a black actor to portray supes. Oh yeah, and did I mention that it was a joke?
“Why am I singing homicide hymns?” I’m actually laughing out loud. Which is rare watching YT rather than being in a group.
I love this! Had me in tears.
Especially the nicknames part
This might be some of the best combinations of jokes over 24 minutes 😂😂😂literally nonstop, quality jokes.
Pure beautiful comedy 🎭 Netflix get this man a show ASAP . We need this world wide
Yes totally agree👍
Amen
This was a PHENOMENAL set. Brilliantly executed. Perfect timing. Cerebral. It had it all. Much love to Mike Goodwin.
His jokes are intellectual/insightful. I very much enjoyed this! :)