The Worlds Funniest Police Officer. Kevin Jordan - Full Special

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  • @professormaxtrinity
    @professormaxtrinity 2 роки тому +247

    30 years ago I was the bar manager for the Comedy Circuit at Snowbird. Kevin played there a couple of times a week at a stretch. I was his driver and when my car broke down we both road in the back of a truck from the main location in Midvale. All the way up the mountain we talked. And after closing time we sometimes played a little pool and talked some more. What an intelligent, lovely and surprisingly serious man. I'm just delighted to see him here, with 6.5 M views and knockin' it out of the park. Well done and well deserved. Hats off Kevin from Kelly, way back in the day.

    • @jryland6
      @jryland6 Місяць тому

      Love him!!!!!❤

  • @spideydew20
    @spideydew20 3 роки тому +593

    "Do you know where your prostate is?" I lost it.
    This guy is right from my era. I LOVED his recollection of all those games and candies and TV shows.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah... I'm originally from Belgium and we were one of the first houses in the street to have TV. We had two (2)national channels which both started broadcasting for the first time in 1958, one in Flemish ( similar to Dutch) and one in French.
      In the early 60s they would purchase programs and series from the US because it was cheaper than producing their own, including Lassie and Flipper... Zorro and the Monkees were the others I remember. That's how I learned to speak English... listening to the words and reading the subtitles in Flemish... Amazing how well that works...

    • @jjones8813
      @jjones8813 3 роки тому

      It was tmi on the grease, tho, Kevin.

    • @jjones8813
      @jjones8813 3 роки тому

      It's the walking part, Kevin, that could be eliminated. No double innuendo intended.

  • @ZackNasty
    @ZackNasty 4 роки тому +5232

    man this dude roasted the absolute crap out of me and my buddy on a Norwegian cruise ship a couple of years ago. literally the entire hour for both of his shows. dude is hilarious. We were nicknamed 21 and 22 lolol

    • @DASHIE75
      @DASHIE75 4 роки тому +141

      AWESOMENESS!!!

    • @theroof6378
      @theroof6378 4 роки тому +96

      That’s wow, there’s no other way to ask this so, was he telling the same jokes/ routine? Just curious.

    • @lorawiese5897
      @lorawiese5897 4 роки тому +85

      Sweet..he is so tremendously funny and so able to relate to my growing up.

    • @brianbuday8639
      @brianbuday8639 4 роки тому +45

      ZackNasty you were lucky most entertainment on cruise ships is pretty naff😝

    • @doyinoyenuga7279
      @doyinoyenuga7279 4 роки тому +16

      Makes me 24.

  • @Arend85
    @Arend85 2 роки тому +496

    I like these comedians who don't swear all the time. It is just clean and good time fun. Love it.

    • @Kenny_nolastname
      @Kenny_nolastname Рік тому +10

      They're just words who cares? This guys funny, that's all I care about when watching comedy. Why does everyone commenting have to mention that he never said a potty word?

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Рік тому +21

      You do know that swearing isn't allowed at Dry Bar, don't you?

    • @kathyhollenbach7413
      @kathyhollenbach7413 Рік тому +22

      @@Kenny_nolastname Because people that have to curse are just ignorant.

    • @AlkanetEXE
      @AlkanetEXE Рік тому +13

      ​@@Kenny_nolastname makes it much easier to listen to at work, at least that's my reason for appreciating the DB channel.

    • @noyoudidnt5816
      @noyoudidnt5816 Рік тому +3

      ​@Kathy Hollenbach that's funny

  • @arianefr78
    @arianefr78 4 роки тому +1894

    I got here by accident, but I'm glad I watched him, he's funny and no bad language...

    • @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss
      @EnoughSaidNoNeedToDiscuss 4 роки тому +12

      A of these comedian snitch videos rolling up in my feed😂😂😂. Never knew there were soo many of them, wow👀🤭😂😂😂

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 4 роки тому +39

      "bad language" has a place in comedy (and drama), but too often it's used as a "shock" to deflect the audience from a lack of talent. A comedian with actual talent can work "straight" or work "blue" if they are FUNNY. Overuse of "bad language" without any real reason lessens the "shock" effect anyways, Leading to....Exposing the NOT FUNNY aspect of much modern "humor".

    • @mediomarm
      @mediomarm 4 роки тому +30

      All Dry Bar doesn’t have curse words they have a free app if you want to watch more shows without bad language in it!

    • @jamiebutler9894
      @jamiebutler9894 4 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @mrcart497
      @mrcart497 4 роки тому +11

      YES sometimes I dont want to hear any cussin!!!

  • @oldguy7144
    @oldguy7144 4 роки тому +814

    How a retired 5' - 4" Police Officer from L.A. came away with a sense of humour is truly amazing. Good work!

  • @jasonmcmillan6598
    @jasonmcmillan6598 4 роки тому +1921

    I saw him perform live on a cruise ship. Legit funny guy. Sat next to him the next morning at breakfast. Genuinely nice guy.

    • @user-sm2rj
      @user-sm2rj 4 роки тому +32

      😁musta been FABULOUS!
      👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @naslisntxaij
      @naslisntxaij 4 роки тому +38

      Lucky u! Everyone in the audience enjoyed this set and so did I.

    • @Jessesgirl0307
      @Jessesgirl0307 4 роки тому +37

      Love hanging out with the comics on cruises. They are so cool when you get really great ones

    • @oterra64
      @oterra64 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-sm2rj lol oh I

    • @theroof6378
      @theroof6378 4 роки тому +19

      It’s lik y’all were on the same cruise. I mean the peeps writing comments

  • @shannonwood9110
    @shannonwood9110 Рік тому +166

    This guy is hilarious😂Found him by accident and he's bringing back so many funny memories of the 60's and 70's days.

  • @jamescritchlow3445
    @jamescritchlow3445 3 роки тому +358

    I love the audience participation of this guy.

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 3 роки тому +12

      Yep, especially with the Plop Plop Fizz Fizz and the 33 45 👉78

  • @Prairie7777
    @Prairie7777 4 роки тому +131

    I love this guy !!! I'm 73 and I identify with EVERYTHING he's saying! Fantastic!!!

    • @humaneleaguelancPA
      @humaneleaguelancPA 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm 66 yr. and I agree! I remember getting hit with my brother's hot wheel tracks across the back of my legs!! Yeah, those welts the tracks made!

  • @denakelley4363
    @denakelley4363 3 роки тому +1649

    Hahaha- "Man I feel like crap...but no sense wasting a sick day." TRUTH!

  • @bcgirlrules
    @bcgirlrules 2 роки тому +228

    OMG Kevin brought back so many childhood memories and laughs tonight! Amazing comedian and talented at his craft!🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanodom6101
    @ryanodom6101 4 роки тому +2250

    “Where’s the black part of town?”
    “Wherever you happen to be at the time”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @cryssiLOVE
    @cryssiLOVE 4 роки тому +2373

    The way he holds the flashlight tells you he ain't lying about being a cop. 😂😂

    • @cameronferriere9879
      @cameronferriere9879 4 роки тому +173

      You know why they hold the flashlight that way? Back when they used those big D cell flashlight they would hold the light near the front so they could hit you with the back of it.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +30

      Yep!

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 4 роки тому +67

      @@cameronferriere9879 A dude knocked out a tooth on my MagLight. He swung at me, and I extend my right arm, to block I just happened to have my light in my right hand, so when he leaned in to close that swing he smacked his front teeth on the end of my MagLight.
      I was holding that MagLight, cop style. I'm no cop though. Just kin and friend to several former cops.

    • @joecascade5105
      @joecascade5105 4 роки тому +17

      it tells me he is holding a flashlight. The way he shows his teeth tells me he is a carnivore.

    • @dutchdykefinger
      @dutchdykefinger 4 роки тому +21

      @@cameronferriere9879 my sister still keeps an oldschool maglight doubling as self defense in the fuse box lol

  • @findingsummit
    @findingsummit 4 роки тому +1392

    This is actually so hilarious, probably the best stand up I’ve seen ever, this guy don’t curse, he’s original, and he involves the audience. And everything is funny, he don’t have any dry spots.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 3 роки тому +33

      dry bar does not allow cursing so don't be shocked if you see him somewhere other than dry bar and he's cursing up a storm. idk if he does but i know of a lot of these comics do curse usually but ofc its not allowed here.

    • @mr.prilosec725
      @mr.prilosec725 3 роки тому +9

      @@supposedly1-2 yeah so Annoying that they aren't allowed to curse here tbh

    • @Judah_Katzenberger
      @Judah_Katzenberger 3 роки тому +5

      Nothing about this is original.

    • @Joshua-ev9uw
      @Joshua-ev9uw 3 роки тому +39

      @@mr.prilosec725 I find it refreshing to nothear the "n word" every other sentence like black comedians typically do and I appreciate the lack of cursing in general because people laugh at curse words alone like idiots, so to be funny without cursing takes more skill.
      Btw: worse comedian ever (and one of the most vulgar): Amy Schumer

    • @99dedbuffoons17
      @99dedbuffoons17 3 роки тому +13

      The lack of dry spots may be from the prostate exam lube 🙁🤣

  • @redbrown7355
    @redbrown7355 Рік тому +69

    Some people are just made for comedy. This guy is one of them. Hilarious!!

  • @glenjenkins2858
    @glenjenkins2858 4 роки тому +1180

    Newly sober guy in treatment here...... And I can't stop smiling about this guys style. Genuinely funny, no cussing, no judging and no womanizing. This guys the real deal and should never stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Kelly-qv3wg
      @Kelly-qv3wg 3 роки тому +47

      Congratulations to you!! Keep moving forward one day at a time. Humour helped me so much in my early days. Kevin heart "gun compartments" always cracked me up no matter what!

    • @FM19MONTH
      @FM19MONTH 3 роки тому +24

      Heartfelt congratulations! You are a special person ❤️😃💙💚

    • @dernvader6876
      @dernvader6876 3 роки тому +8

      Its better when you are high....

    • @MCV-xg7kc
      @MCV-xg7kc 3 роки тому +21

      Excellent! 25 yrs here ☮️

    • @druoleary
      @druoleary 3 роки тому +20

      That really helps watching good laughs with other Dry people.

  • @Rikki0
    @Rikki0 3 роки тому +477

    This guy has it all so right. One of the best comedians I've ever heard. I've no idea why he's not more famous. It's not just that he's so funny, it's that he is just plain likeable.

    • @arlenethompson4795
      @arlenethompson4795 3 роки тому +26

      Unfortunately, to become world famous, a person might have to sell their soul. We experienced his Wonder and That's Enough.

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 3 роки тому +1

      @@arlenethompson4795 nah, Jo Koy still has his soul.

    • @maggieb7164
      @maggieb7164 3 роки тому +3

      I'm dying over here.

    • @andrewhall8742
      @andrewhall8742 3 роки тому

      He is!

    • @MrJJandJim
      @MrJJandJim 2 роки тому +3

      It's because the kids don't know how to record him on a vhs tape!

  • @j03cool
    @j03cool 4 роки тому +357

    I haven't laughed so hard at someone's entire set like this in forever. Shared wealth of experiences. Love it! 😂

    • @Roamr1720
      @Roamr1720 4 роки тому +10

      "the tv channel changer" was hilarious.. simpler times.

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 роки тому +5

      Me, too. I laughed the whole time, I got tears in my eyes and my stomach and my cheeks hurt 😂😂😂

    • @juliad9947
      @juliad9947 4 роки тому +5

      @@Roamr1720 It is for us, the ones who lived those moments. Remember when you couldn't get a clear image or the channel and you would have to move the antenna? 😂😂 My brother used to do that and dad would go: Hold it like that! 😂😂😂

  • @leenaamwaalwa3567
    @leenaamwaalwa3567 2 роки тому +168

    This is real talent; no swearing, good family comedy...classic. I enjoyed this, and I'll watch it again and again. 🔥💞

    • @kathyhollenbach7413
      @kathyhollenbach7413 Рік тому +1

      @Leena Amwa...
      Tune in to Drybar Comedy regularly. You will be glad. Hilarious comedy, always clean.

  • @cfromcass
    @cfromcass 2 роки тому +230

    The interactions with seventeen and his friend was precious.

    • @wadisanaa
      @wadisanaa 2 місяці тому

      haha....that was the icing on the cake

  • @crystalfranklin2583
    @crystalfranklin2583 2 роки тому +137

    Love how this guy interacts with the audience. Everything he says is so relatable. I had serious 70s and 80s flashbacks watching this .

  • @ialone7487
    @ialone7487 4 роки тому +234

    This man is awsome! He talked about things I remembered and some things I had forgotten. Thank you sir for your service to country and comedy!!!

  • @plantfeeder6677
    @plantfeeder6677 2 роки тому +427

    Flashing the light in the cops face had me laughing. That payback was beautiful.

    • @marcos7801
      @marcos7801 Рік тому +15

      I was wondering how much of it the cop was gonna take, but the comedian eventually stopped shining it in his face.

    • @MarkelBeverley
      @MarkelBeverley Рік тому +7

      He wasn't doing for payback. It was a joke.

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @coups119
      @coups119 Рік тому +5

      yes, he holds it the way a cop does too.

    • @normansawatzky4778
      @normansawatzky4778 7 місяців тому +1

      I didn't just get the light in my face when I was pulled over...I got lipy with them because they were targeting me...they quickly changed it to a Billy club and I got it in the face...I deserved every bit of it!

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 4 роки тому +519

    This dude is seriously funny and his manner is completely casual. He doesn't even have to try! Awesome!

    • @guapzilladinero9949
      @guapzilladinero9949 4 роки тому +3

      Your Beautiful

    • @therugburnz
      @therugburnz 4 роки тому +10

      I'm glad he found something to do that gives people hope.
      Peace through talking.

    • @arthritisankle
      @arthritisankle 4 роки тому +3

      His delivery reminds me of Wanda Sykes

    • @ShandeleReynolds
      @ShandeleReynolds 4 роки тому

      @Mrssewhardtoplease shut up!! People who correct people are STUPID

    • @ShandeleReynolds
      @ShandeleReynolds 4 роки тому

      @Mrssewhardtoplease I hope your name doesn't mean your referring to your husband or man😂

  • @d.thurston8524
    @d.thurston8524 3 роки тому +236

    I haven't laughed so much and so hard in a year. Tears from laughing and not one curse word. Genius.

    • @poison_corpse3140
      @poison_corpse3140 3 роки тому +4

      Yrah, tons of respect for this guy, hope he sees the comments..

    • @howtoliveonearthYT
      @howtoliveonearthYT 3 роки тому +1

      When does it get funny bc I'm 5 minutes in and it's....not bad...but not particularly funny..

    • @poison_corpse3140
      @poison_corpse3140 3 роки тому

      @@howtoliveonearthYT Maybe you just don't find it funny, and thats ok... We can't all be the same.

  • @rob1111
    @rob1111 3 роки тому +295

    This guy is amazing! He brought back a lot of funny memories.

    • @miguelzambrano2260
      @miguelzambrano2260 3 роки тому +1

      We all have a scar…..with a funny story behind it

    • @conniemazas
      @conniemazas 3 роки тому

      When he mentioned the tube (wax) with the juice in it, I remember it was called a Tacola Stick. Wow, what a memory.

    • @aalkurdi
      @aalkurdi 2 роки тому

      Colonoscopy ain’t funny man 😂

  • @marcos7801
    @marcos7801 Рік тому +156

    Kevin Jordan was really funny. The answers to the questions he asked the two 17 year olds were SO on point!I remembered doing every one of things he said when I was young.

    • @howardford6991
      @howardford6991 Рік тому +7

      He should have held up a book of paper matches and ask the 2 kids if they knew what that was.......Matches? No, but you were SO close. It's what you jam under the 8-track tape in your car to keep the tape from dragging, lol

    • @jacksonthurman5455
      @jacksonthurman5455 10 місяців тому +2

      I was one of those 17 year olds!

    • @judithboulden3456
      @judithboulden3456 3 місяці тому +1

      As a mom of littles in the 90's I used scotch tape to fix the virus tapes they played over and over again. It worked slick.

  • @karenallen5208
    @karenallen5208 2 роки тому +114

    Now, I don't care who you are, this police officer is downright funny right there. This is just great; I'm on the edge of my seat wiping tears from the heavy-duty laughter. Keep up up the good work, Officer Jordan.!

  • @susanherbert3014
    @susanherbert3014 3 роки тому +468

    This was hilarious and totally relatable. The “guess what this is” game, so good. Absolutely love his humor, delivery, just everything! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 3 роки тому +11

      I was born in 1953 (68 now) and grew up in Belgium and we had similar experiences. I remember the candy necklace but we didn't have Pixie sticks.That was not a candy sold in Europe. We had licorice sticks you chewed on all day...a piece of root. costed a few cents but it lasted hours...
      We were the first in the neighborhood fo get a TV, B/W of course ( a German Normende) and we had 2 channels. Only 2. Our national broadcasting company was established in 1958. We had one channel in Flemish (Dutch)
      and one in French. When I was a teenager (around 12-13 yrs of age) they had purchased TV shows from the US which was cheaper than producing themselves.There was no school on Wednesday afternoon so they were broadcasting Lassie and Flipper and the other dog series Rin Tin Tin... That's how I learned English, listening to what was being said and reading the subtitles. I also remember watching The Monkees later...
      we had an antenna on the roof and you had to climb up there to make sure it would catch the channels properly. My dad would be on the roof twisting the antenna and we would be standing next to the TV shouting when the picture was snow free and sharpest. The knob to change the channel was broke too and we had to use pliers to adjust the set too... and we were the remote of course...
      This was so recognizable and a walk down memory lane including the BE LT to cure whatever problem you caused...
      I Googled and found out Kevin is only 27 so it surprises me he experienced all those things.
      I have seen this now at least 15 times and it's still funny as hell...

    • @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM
      @sabrinalecrivainmediaTM 3 роки тому +1

      I haven't seen white hands clapping emoji in yearsss 👏🏾😁

    • @gordonjeffreywithers6482
      @gordonjeffreywithers6482 3 роки тому

      @@EagleOneM1953 the Bothy band

    • @sidda7085
      @sidda7085 3 роки тому +1

      @@EagleOneM1953 lmao this dude is not 27! 🤣

    • @Shadow.24772
      @Shadow.24772 3 роки тому +1

      @@EagleOneM1953 i mean, i'm 27 and experienced all of this as a kid too. but i'm from eastern europe. everything came in slow mo. here.

  • @DavidGutierrez-nt7ov
    @DavidGutierrez-nt7ov 4 роки тому +160

    I just stumbled on to this because it said "Funniest Cop" Hmmmm!!
    I was laughing hard from the beginning! I love his use of facial expressions as he described his experiences.
    Sitting in the back seat of the car. Had me rolling!😂😂
    Loved it!! Thank you Kevin!👍

    • @yomiawoniyi9394
      @yomiawoniyi9394 4 роки тому +3

      David Gutierrez me too, all the way from NIGERIA. The guy is good and I like your comment

  • @cottonclarksa
    @cottonclarksa 2 роки тому +89

    Outstanding comedian. Funny stuff. Better yet, absolutely flawless delivery! Need to see more of Kevin Jordan.

  • @Shernicet
    @Shernicet 3 роки тому +223

    This guy made me laugh from start to finish!!! These are some of the best jokes I've EVER HEARD!!! 😂😂

  • @ocubex
    @ocubex 3 роки тому +390

    Stumbled on the 'Dry Bar Comedy' yesterday, where have you been all my life? This is by far the funniest one.

    • @LAppleDumpling
      @LAppleDumpling 3 роки тому +11

      No lie right?! Me too 2 days ago. How could no one have shared? MUCH needed laughter.:) # enjoy 😉

    • @house2437
      @house2437 3 роки тому +4

      For me it's today

    • @aliseegenuine6414
      @aliseegenuine6414 3 роки тому +3

      @ocubex I love Comedy! You might like to watch Michael Jr.? Christian Comedy which is funny, too. My “Christian” friends think he’s blasphemous, I think he’s great.

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 3 роки тому +2

      @@aliseegenuine6414 👩‍🎤 Thanks for recommending Michael Jr. I just looked at his YT page and this guy is really funny.🤪

    • @1991poe
      @1991poe 3 роки тому +6

      Watch Shayne Smith, Jose Sarduy, Fred Klett, Myles Weber, Cam Bertrand or BT. All are hilarious but Fred, Cam, and Shayne are my favorite. If you liked this guy, you'll probably love these and they are all dry bar as well.

  • @bunnym5560
    @bunnym5560 4 роки тому +174

    I admire this guy. Been looking for years for a clean comedian. This guy is hilarious. Love his humor. Thank you for this. Finally comedy that the whole family can watch.

    • @markmelvin7976
      @markmelvin7976 4 роки тому

      Bunny M gaffigan is pretty clean too

    • @RBLong0928
      @RBLong0928 4 роки тому +6

      I think all on Dry Bar are clean

    • @alexanderschroeder9895
      @alexanderschroeder9895 4 роки тому

      Jim Gaffigan is pretty clean too.

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 4 роки тому +2

      erskine keller very funny and doesn't need the crutch of vile vulgarity to do it. He has a special called 'bike locks should be illegal'

    • @damienpalladino8797
      @damienpalladino8797 4 роки тому +1

      That IS the dry bar..No alcohol and no cussing, bad language.

  • @jeffmaness8323
    @jeffmaness8323 2 роки тому +72

    Ì was having a rough day 62 years old and feeling that every bit of it until now this man just made my day !!
    Thank you so vary much God bless

    • @jake12466
      @jake12466 4 місяці тому

      *very, not vary

    • @jryland6
      @jryland6 Місяць тому

      @@jake12466for Pete’s sake 🙄

    • @jryland6
      @jryland6 Місяць тому +1

      SO GLAD HE PULLED YOU OUT OF SLUMP. HE helped me too. ❤

  • @bluenoser1567
    @bluenoser1567 4 роки тому +171

    Incredible real life humor, what a treat. Serious talent ..

    • @aliencyborg3660
      @aliencyborg3660 3 роки тому +3

      I agree 100%.
      This guy is awesome 😆👏👏👏

  • @JayJay-me8zk
    @JayJay-me8zk 3 роки тому +288

    This guy took me down memory lane. Walked me through so many fond things in my childhood; many of which I had forgotten. Laughing at every turn! Maybe he's my long lost brother...
    Hilarious 😂

    • @patnasti
      @patnasti 2 роки тому +9

      Loved him and memories of days gone by,don't matter what state ,color ,or neighborhood evidently many of us had same experiences. This is the 3rd dry bar comedies I've seen every one was clean and funny.For younger comedics try it this way larger audiences and requires real talent

    • @nancyhowell4505
      @nancyhowell4505 2 роки тому +4

      Great fun watching him testing the boys! For once a comedian talked about and had things that I knew very well. 👏👍👍👵

    • @jms_wttrs9228
      @jms_wttrs9228 2 роки тому +2

      The juice in wax bottles. Drop the entire thing in mouth and chew on wax for an hour getting the last taste of the flavor of juice from it.

    • @marcos7801
      @marcos7801 Рік тому +3

      @@jms_wttrs9228 Yeah I remember that, did the same thing.

  • @nathanb5923
    @nathanb5923 2 роки тому +393

    What is so great about this video is that he never had to resort to swearing or smut to make you laugh. Just so wholesome.

    • @rickylahey4397
      @rickylahey4397 2 роки тому +20

      @@robertsipe9748 if this isn't funny to you what is? I'm serious. I think he's hilarious. What part of not funny am I missing? I'm not being a jerk I'm actually very curious. 👍

    • @Telesgoooo
      @Telesgoooo Рік тому

      @@rickylahey4397 glorifying whipping kids with adhd Yeahhhh real funny

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Рік тому +11

      Um ... It's Dry Bar. No swearing or smut is allowed.

    • @GoushtinklaVanGoh
      @GoushtinklaVanGoh Рік тому +8

      Provo Utah is a predominantly Morman city is why it's not like that.

    • @cb145
      @cb145 Рік тому +6

      Dry bar doesn't allow the cussing

  • @grichl88
    @grichl88 Рік тому +56

    I grew up in the 90s, was born in 88, it's great how much of this was still nostalgic for me. The candy, the toys, the games we'd make up, and always having some good shows to watch even if we didn't have 500 channels and you had to time things. Heck, even the station wagon with the panels.
    I've seen this 3 times now and it still brings me back. Such good bits!

    • @angelat.8997
      @angelat.8997 9 місяців тому +6

      Born in ‘76, and agree! He’s hilarious!

    • @judithboulden3456
      @judithboulden3456 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, I also got the back, back seat, but with the golden retriever.

  • @mobilcams
    @mobilcams 4 роки тому +788

    Who the hell downvoted this guy.. I haven't laughed at a comedian that was this straight laced EVER!

    • @thedudewashere1987
      @thedudewashere1987 4 роки тому +18

      @Michael Norris I wonder...if a video of joe rogan or bill burr got downvoted, would your mind go straight to , racists downvoted them? I have a sneaky suspicion that it wouldn't. Seems like you see things through the lense of race. Not a good look. You don't know why it got downvoted so you shouldn't toss around the word "racist" like confetti. It only cheapens and trivializes actual racism. Tighten up...

    • @sogsmcgee2183
      @sogsmcgee2183 4 роки тому +11

      those who dont like police

    • @hox1299
      @hox1299 4 роки тому +13

      All the ACAB people downvoted I guess

    • @deavantristan7489
      @deavantristan7489 4 роки тому +6

      I bet a lot of younger people probably feel a bit attacked by this. Every one of his jokes revolved around teens and young adults being lazy and boring and over stimulated. Selfish etc. Isnt that right 17?

    • @traceysouth1047
      @traceysouth1047 4 роки тому +6

      @Nuff In you DO realize this is about COMEDY , right ? Never ceases to amaze me how we got from a simple question regarding votes for a comedian to whatever bullshittery that is.

  • @sdgwonderful
    @sdgwonderful 2 роки тому +146

    What a totally refreshing comic.
    So glad I "accidentally" found this show. Looking forward to hearing more from this hilarious talent.

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 4 роки тому +111

    I like how uses the torch to communicate with the audience so they know which member he's talking to
    Never seen that before
    This guy is so underrated

    • @judithboulden3456
      @judithboulden3456 3 місяці тому +1

      So you are either British or a DR. WHO fan .

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 3 місяці тому +1

      @@judithboulden3456 both 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @tootired76
    @tootired76 2 роки тому +31

    I'm so glad I found this! I'm not exaggerating when I say he brought tears tom my eyes!! "Seventeen, what is this? No, but you're so close!!"

  • @t.j.9745
    @t.j.9745 4 роки тому +1748

    "Who knew I was the glue holding that whole department together."

  • @woofwoof8146
    @woofwoof8146 3 роки тому +623

    I'm glad he does the whole the "old person vs. young person" without just nagging on either group. It's all in good fun, no bitterness. Great special!

  • @karenhalgren3889
    @karenhalgren3889 3 роки тому +187

    One of THE funniest comedians. I've had the pleasure of meeting Kevin and he is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Very personable. As always, THANK YOU for your service Kevin!

  • @TheHappyHummy
    @TheHappyHummy 2 роки тому +91

    20:54 As a 17 year old watching this, I find this extremely wholesome that entire generations have different things that connect them 💙

    • @Anonymous-kx7nz
      @Anonymous-kx7nz 17 днів тому

      Just thought of this moment and spent a good 10 minutes trying to find this exact moment, bless you for putting a time stamp 😂❤

  • @Sithreis
    @Sithreis 4 роки тому +700

    Didnt even need to curse for impact and wouldnt guess hes an ex cop. Great set.

    • @danceswithtwins8048
      @danceswithtwins8048 4 роки тому +27

      Sithreis - comedians can’t curse at Drybar, it’s part of the contract to appear there.

    • @MrsShocoTaco
      @MrsShocoTaco 4 роки тому +16

      @Raoul Fleckman I'm more intimidated by an overly calm cop than a belligerent one, personally. You never know what they're thinking lol

    • @mademoisellemorte6066
      @mademoisellemorte6066 4 роки тому

      Bet yall are from utah

    • @angiecat845
      @angiecat845 4 роки тому +11

      I love comediens who dont swear. I can enjoy them with the volume up high and not upset my Mom. And this guy is so funny. Win-win.

    • @foodlover7756
      @foodlover7756 4 роки тому +2

      @Raoul Fleckman love him from England 🇬🇧

  • @Lea2340
    @Lea2340 4 роки тому +141

    I really love the variety in Kevin Jordan's humor. He time traveled to a past a lot of us can relate to, as well as knowing what's up with the younger generation of today, and so much in between. Did not linger too long on any one subject, always brought in the humor of everything he reflected on. Now, THAT is how comedy is meant to be. I mean REAL comedy. I don't mind bad language, it can have it's place, but he didn't have a place for it. He is a credit and a comedic treasure! Thank you Mr. Jordan for the laughter. Well done sir!!

  • @cheesychi8317
    @cheesychi8317 4 роки тому +103

    He's great and really funny. I love how he interacts with people and incorporates props. It's not just a comedy show, it's a performance and I think that's great.

  • @lindsey2233
    @lindsey2233 Рік тому +110

    The pencil, nickel, pliers, brown bag, phone book, hanger, he wasn’t wrong 😂😂😂 childhood memories 😂😂😂

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich 6 місяців тому +1

      I use the channel changing thingie to operate my window AC...

    • @Frostie-e8g
      @Frostie-e8g 5 місяців тому

      The book cover !!!!!! I'm dying here.

    • @Frostie-e8g
      @Frostie-e8g 5 місяців тому +1

      Anyone remember "rabbit ears" ?

    • @kyrataylor2035
      @kyrataylor2035 2 місяці тому +1

      My first thought for the brown paper bag was "Halloween mask."

  • @Nomadic9900
    @Nomadic9900 3 роки тому +122

    Kevin is freakin Hilarious! 😂😂😂 Everyday life stories are definitely the key to a laughing crowd. He is not crude. Just good clean humor! Loved it.

  • @sgbryant1962
    @sgbryant1962 4 роки тому +174

    This guy is really funny. I’d go to see him in person. Great show

  • @johnmejia5259
    @johnmejia5259 4 роки тому +166

    I really laughed outloud! My 20 year old kids were sleeping and I was laughing out loud and didn't care !!!
    Oh my gosh I'm sending this to all my friends!!! This guy IS a Comedian ! I haven't laughed this hard in forever !!!
    It was an unexpected blast !! Gonna remember and watch for this guy !!!😁🤣😂🤭

    • @aalm7966
      @aalm7966 4 роки тому +2

      You can always write it like this... LOL

    • @ThumperG
      @ThumperG 3 роки тому +1

      @@aalm7966 What’s a LOL?

    • @user-nightmared
      @user-nightmared 3 роки тому

      Why is this 34 year old guy up longer than he's 20 year old kids???

    • @johnmejia5259
      @johnmejia5259 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-nightmared FYI. Im 63 years. Dont be angry, it'll give you wrinkles !😁👍⚘

    • @johnmejia5259
      @johnmejia5259 3 роки тому

      @@user-nightmared hahaha! I wish I was 34 years old, but I would have to have been 14 years old to have a 20 year old daughter. Pretty sure I was shooting blanks back then and I was nerdy shy. I was a real spazz ! Handsome but embarrassed as I could be !
      But thanks for the compliment !!!😁👍❤⚘

  • @Mellowyellow54
    @Mellowyellow54 2 роки тому +66

    We had the best child hood, candy cigs and pixie sticks. We were always outside living life 🙌🏼🤣😂

  • @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189
    @youreworthyourweightinavoc7189 4 роки тому +339

    "I bet both your knees are real" 😆

    • @suzannenichols6900
      @suzannenichols6900 4 роки тому +5

      "17....."(spoken with a tsk and distain)
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @susanhowe163
      @susanhowe163 3 роки тому

      NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS. BOTH KNEES BEND?
      HE SOUNDS GAY,BUT DOES THAT MATTER WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF CLEAN HUMOUR AND HAS SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS A COP.. HEY MAN, ARREST ME. 🤣🤣🥰🇨🇦

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 роки тому +5

      @@susanhowe163 Susan, read a book

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 3 роки тому +2

      @@susanhowe163
      He means his knees still work and are what he was BORN with. GOOD GRIEF!!

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +814

    A clean comic who's extremely funny! Rare.

    • @ront712
      @ront712 4 роки тому +21

      Very Very rare

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 роки тому +4

      glorifiying comedians bc they are clean is sooooo wrong. i bet you are vegan.

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +24

      @@harambo88 WTF?? If you're attempting to be funny, you bombed,

    • @tonyfourpaws4511
      @tonyfourpaws4511 4 роки тому +4

      Brian Regan.

    • @liamlogan5337
      @liamlogan5337 4 роки тому +18

      Bobby Fisher if he can be funny without cursing he’s better than most so shut up

  • @tonyking1756
    @tonyking1756 4 роки тому +1355

    "Give me a wink if they're holding you against your will."

    • @ClaireOSullivanAuthor
      @ClaireOSullivanAuthor 3 роки тому +33

      I know lol. and the joke about him in the back of the station wagon with his dad's duct tape. thought I'd die. funny.

    • @GalaxyPrincessK
      @GalaxyPrincessK 3 роки тому +5

      ;[]

    • @mr.prilosec725
      @mr.prilosec725 3 роки тому +7

      *wink*

    • @misska7535
      @misska7535 3 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😂😂

    • @shelli523
      @shelli523 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @adeleennis2255
    @adeleennis2255 2 роки тому +43

    I love the candy necklace joke and sound effects. Plus, the Etch-a-Sketch, who didn’t build stairs with that thing. I work on a computer all day. When my eyes start crossing, I rewatch this set. It’s always funny!

  • @wademiller7766
    @wademiller7766 4 роки тому +113

    Never heard of him till I saw this video, Awesome and so funny real humor!! I'm still grinning. For sure the best comedian I've seen in a long time.

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack8054 3 роки тому +55

    My face hurts from laughing!
    Lots of laughs with out profanity.
    Just pure genius.

  • @nitishsawant1289
    @nitishsawant1289 2 роки тому +52

    I would love to hear more stories from him. Please bring him back!

  • @kathyhollenbach7413
    @kathyhollenbach7413 Рік тому +31

    He is a rerun of my entire childhood....so hilarious. As soon as he started with the munchkin voice he had me. I could not stop laughing; my face hurt, I was laughing so hard!!! Love you Kevin.

  • @whodoesntloveMikey
    @whodoesntloveMikey 3 роки тому +711

    "I bet both your knees are real"😂😂😂😂

    • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
      @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 3 роки тому +10

      I saw your comment just as he said it 😂😂😂

    • @tbone9246
      @tbone9246 3 роки тому +6

      No lie. I'm turning 58 and both of mine just started killing me. Probably have 2 new ones before I'm 60.

    • @timothysmith8667
      @timothysmith8667 3 роки тому +4

      The roller tape sitting in the backseat of a station wagon he tapes his mouth and puts his hands behind his back to look like he's been bound and gagged

    • @chrisschimmel3003
      @chrisschimmel3003 3 роки тому +3

      Look up Mike Armstrong

    • @gailaparenteau9644
      @gailaparenteau9644 3 роки тому

      @@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 wqqqql look 00 poo and listen I

  • @susanhook8160
    @susanhook8160 3 роки тому +70

    🤣 The world needs more of Kevin Jordan!!! 😉 Thanks for the walk down memory lane, laughing all the way!!! 🤣

  • @BrittBeeMcGee
    @BrittBeeMcGee 4 роки тому +76

    I was cackling through the whole set. The munchkin joke had me in tears. This dude is awesome.

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +732

    "Hey where's the Black part of town? Wherever you happen to be at the time". OMG, hilarious!

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 роки тому +3

      Sioux would be darkness part of town until he got there.

    • @davidwright3639
      @davidwright3639 4 роки тому +1

      N

    • @prairiecreations
      @prairiecreations 4 роки тому +5

      I'm from ND and that's so true....

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 роки тому +31

      @Petey Barnum The great thing is that no one cares about your opinion.

    • @jeannierusso2134
      @jeannierusso2134 4 роки тому +9

      This. Is funny stuff. Lots of Luv from ohio

  • @1224dlc
    @1224dlc 3 роки тому +53

    I absolutely love this channel, @drybar!!! Thank-you for bringing comics that do not swear, but actually bring their wonderful funny talent to everyone! Such a joy to watch these talented comedians!

  • @philipbyersoutdoors3295
    @philipbyersoutdoors3295 4 роки тому +60

    I'm halfway done and I think this guy is the funniest to ever be on drybar comedy. He is hilarious!!

  • @chelseab5467
    @chelseab5467 2 роки тому +28

    That man was brilliant! I love how how interacted with the audience. It just shows the other side of cops.

  • @Dachdogoriginal
    @Dachdogoriginal 4 роки тому +767

    Poor 17. May he rest in peace. Lol.

    • @JayHazel101
      @JayHazel101 4 роки тому +4

      lmfao!

    • @danceswithcarsdc
      @danceswithcarsdc 4 роки тому +43

      17 had a friend,
      he'll be ok...
      Someone to bail him out...

    • @DayZ_MobyD
      @DayZ_MobyD 4 роки тому +38

      Rest in pieces...funny how I thought he was gonna switch focus to 16....16 got a free pass that night xD

    • @SourGrey
      @SourGrey 4 роки тому +2

      Murdered

    • @michaelcutler1234
      @michaelcutler1234 4 роки тому

      Pi

  • @hofthomecrap9534
    @hofthomecrap9534 4 роки тому +436

    Love it: at 21:00 . . .
    Plop, plop, fizz, fizz;
    “Oh what a relief it is”

  • @eddieg849
    @eddieg849 4 роки тому +433

    I really needed that, he made me feel so much better.. considering what we're going through in 2020.

    • @IrishAnnie
      @IrishAnnie 4 роки тому +19

      Chief Wahoo Laughter is the BEST medicine.

    • @mikezeng1864
      @mikezeng1864 4 роки тому +10

      Feel you brother

    • @DPaundersEQ
      @DPaundersEQ 4 роки тому +6

      The comedy is that statement being true w/ that profile pic.

    • @gavinschultz8994
      @gavinschultz8994 4 роки тому +4

      I'm an introvert. Things are normal except I don't have a job. Instead I'm on unemployment and I play video games all day. Imo things are better. Except for death, y'know.
      Update: I have a job. I work 45 hrs a week building houses. It's physical, it's dangerous, it pays well, and I love it.

    • @eddieg849
      @eddieg849 4 роки тому +2

      @@gavinschultz8994 stay safe my friend🙏

  • @michelekelly8810
    @michelekelly8810 2 роки тому +31

    Without a doubt Kevin Jordan is a phenomenally gifted natural talent. I laughed so hard I peed a little in my britches.

  • @spexx24
    @spexx24 3 роки тому +87

    Out of all the comedians scouring on dry bar when I've been bored, only a few really floored me and I wanted more....He is so far above the bar. I can just keep watching him whenever I need a lift....He rules. So intelligent, What's a record player?

  • @thomasjanzen2367
    @thomasjanzen2367 4 роки тому +681

    Most people don't even realize how big of a sense of humor you have to have to even try being a cop. This guy is the real deal.

    • @caroljomartin3051
      @caroljomartin3051 4 роки тому +6

      Cops "doing their job" isn't funny. It's dangerous to civilians.

    • @DCHexchannel
      @DCHexchannel 4 роки тому +51

      Carol Jo Martin Cops doing their job is beneficial for law abiding civilians, it’s dangerous for criminals.

    • @bouncerslabrealnature9143
      @bouncerslabrealnature9143 3 роки тому +4

      Correct, his whole life has been a joke.

    • @elouise5593
      @elouise5593 3 роки тому +11

      @Sable Burden They usually do. It's the few bad ones that make the news.

    • @isk8durmom893
      @isk8durmom893 3 роки тому +8

      Well yeah but it's usually "hey (partner) you see that guy minding his own business? Watch this" and then the city does an "internal investigation" that ends with a paid vacation for the useless waste of oxygen they call an officer

  • @chandler6351
    @chandler6351 3 роки тому +84

    This guy can work a crowd so well.. *better* than some of today’s most famous comedians

  • @nanettecormier8513
    @nanettecormier8513 2 роки тому +41

    His delivery and timing are exquisite!

  • @davidswaim2334
    @davidswaim2334 4 роки тому +34

    One of the best Sets I've seen in awhile, done very smart and clean. He needs to be writing for a Sitcom, it would be a hit.

  • @theappraizer
    @theappraizer 4 роки тому +64

    Holy crow he is got to be the funniest human being I have seen or heard in over 10 years! And genuinely clean fun humor! Great stuff! I hope he takes off. 👍

    • @sherryfaye6262
      @sherryfaye6262 4 роки тому

      RC in KY He’s not new. He just doesn’t usually show up on Drybar.

  • @marcidrechsler2886
    @marcidrechsler2886 4 роки тому +65

    This is hysterical. A good trip down memory lane, all too true also. I loved watching this so much. My parents had that 3rd rear facing seat in the station wagon too.

    • @johnnaab8960
      @johnnaab8960 4 роки тому

      We had the himps in bed of pickup truck. Sit anywhere but next to tailgate

  • @SONGSTICKS
    @SONGSTICKS 2 роки тому +31

    Wow… this guy had me and my wife in stitches and we don’t even live in America !
    Absolutely Brilliant !!!

  • @robinpesek3657
    @robinpesek3657 4 роки тому +75

    His show speaks volumes when families can come together and all laugh.

  • @lovesmusic7
    @lovesmusic7 2 роки тому +43

    Mr. Jordan ranks as one of my all-time favourite stand-up comedians. An amazing talent, destined to become a household name someday. Enjoyed every second of this flawless performance.

  • @masoudkouravand8004
    @masoudkouravand8004 3 роки тому +256

    Walking to a room and remember why you went in there😂😂😂😂
    I can’t take it😂😂

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 3 роки тому +7

      I'm at the age (68) where I find myself standing there, looking around and trying to remember what I came to do in the room...it happens....

    • @alexh2790
      @alexh2790 2 роки тому

      That's been happening forever and I'm only in my 30s.

    • @raulgarza2612
      @raulgarza2612 2 роки тому

      THAT'S a BIG "No Sh***er!" . . . Sometimes when I'm driving and get to my destination I forget why I'm there. THEN when it's time to go back home I have to look at my driver's license to remember WHERE I LIVE !!! . . . . . ALAS! . . . . . Good post. Thank you.

  • @lhyork1608
    @lhyork1608 2 роки тому +48

    This comedian is a riot …just loved it !

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 4 роки тому +108

    I cracked every time he said "SEVENTEEN...😒"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carlospjr
    @Carlospjr 4 роки тому +374

    17 , do you know where your prostate is? 😂😂 Sniffing playdoh😂😂 Etch a sketch 😂😂 lassie 😂 Flipper 😂 This guy brings the classics and he brings it clean.

    • @toothless_2v594
      @toothless_2v594 4 роки тому +7

      Where he was asking them what the items were was funny too 😂😂

    • @ianhene8310
      @ianhene8310 4 роки тому +1

      Boomer humor, its not funny, we get it you're old get over it, racism was normal back then. Atleast we are trying to solve it now. We aren't weak, we just try to stay safe and live longer

    • @Carlospjr
      @Carlospjr 4 роки тому +8

      @@ianhene8310 How old are you 17? Get over it, you might get old.

    • @EVa-fj5et
      @EVa-fj5et 4 роки тому +2

      @@Carlospjr This O.Maniac comes to a comedy show as the joke.

    • @jacksonthurman5455
      @jacksonthurman5455 4 роки тому +8

      I was that 17 year old in the video

  • @JacWarner
    @JacWarner 4 роки тому +252

    I’m Australian and I got all those jokes!!! The 70’s were the same in the whole Western world.

    • @bellebellebelle5485
      @bellebellebelle5485 4 роки тому +8

      In Africa and specifically, in Kenya too.

    • @DanielAirGuitar
      @DanielAirGuitar 4 роки тому +8

      The jokes about old school vs. present day work, but the brands he mentions are mostly unknown here in Brazil, and a few of the objects weren't that common as well. Funny gig though!

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 4 роки тому +6

      Same for me and I'm South African!

    • @carlaaustin7223
      @carlaaustin7223 4 роки тому +3

      @@bellebellebelle5485 seriously? I never knew.

    • @thunderballz74
      @thunderballz74 4 роки тому +2

      Lol i liked the delete button on the etcha sketch

  • @annmcnitt8749
    @annmcnitt8749 2 роки тому +23

    His prostate joke just about knocked me over. Hilarious.

  • @trimntim
    @trimntim 4 роки тому +47

    Refreshing humor with class, and ultra hilarious. The best I've seen in years.

  • @williamhorne5335
    @williamhorne5335 3 роки тому +108

    Man the memories! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! Everything he said I remember! Loved every minute!!!

  • @misse2013
    @misse2013 4 роки тому +122

    Maybe I'm old... but I really enjoyed this one 👏👏👏

  • @58landman
    @58landman 2 роки тому +26

    This is one of the funniest guys I have ever heard! Bravo performance.

  • @delightfuldixie3863
    @delightfuldixie3863 4 роки тому +41

    He is now one of my favorite comedians!! I would love to see his show in person 😍😁

  • @latonyarobinson7703
    @latonyarobinson7703 2 роки тому +60

    He's naming all the Candies we ate, All the Games we played,TV shows and Movies , we watched back in the day..I miss them Days🙂

  • @DegmoGrandfather
    @DegmoGrandfather 4 роки тому +163

    Why did UA-cam let me find this when Im sick? I need to rest not laugh like there is no tomorrow.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 4 роки тому +21

      "Laughter is the best medicine."

    • @ocubex
      @ocubex 3 роки тому +6

      Laughter is good medicine, get more of it.

    • @reuireuiop0
      @reuireuiop0 3 роки тому +1

      UA-cam Knows.
      Just about everything about anyone.

    • @house2437
      @house2437 3 роки тому +3

      It's God

  • @timmason1033
    @timmason1033 Рік тому +10

    OMG --- how funny is Kevin Jordan ??!! -- full on belly laughs. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aaacycle
    @aaacycle 4 роки тому +104

    I worked in the entertainment department at Silver Legacy Resort/Casino at Reno, Nevada in the late 1990s. I remember watching you perform at Catch a Rising Star comedy club a few times. There was a time you and Larry The Cable Guy were there at the same time. I Remember seeing you and Larry often dining together at the buffet. I always enjoyed your show. It was great to watch this special.