I'm currently watching this video instead of doing my job, apparently I'm meant to be potting plants for this guy named "crazy dave" but it will probably be fine if i take a 5 minute break
I'm currently watching this video instead of looking at that red thing coming towards me, but I'll be fine, he wouldn't put me in a monthlong cycle of death or anything
@@davysmith1934 Hey Doug, I wanted to let you know that my recovery center was attached to a tree and I was put through a monthlong cycle of death. I blame you for this.
Finally we have a vid for this bit, it was gold. You left out the best one though, where a dono was like: "Hey it's the titanic here. Your stream was relaxing, I'm about to crash for the day."
Didn't he say "If i hadn't been streaming during the garden of eden we might (have) still be(en) in heaven" or is this like an inside joke that i don't get?
Man I love watching dougdoug clips during my shift at chernobyl. Nothing will go wrong anyway and the video’s only 5 minutes long. I can take a short break
I'm that person's coworker. I am the one responsible for activating the back up safety systems at the plant. I heard they are doing some new test. They have a full team working I'm sure I can take a 5 minute break to watch this video.
Hey DougDoug fans, please pray for me and my family. We got forecast of a dangerous asteroid, whose trajectory is pointing directly to my area. Our whole family of stegosauruses are told to evacuate, but we're not as fast as our raptor neighbors.
Thank God for a new DougDoug Files upload, it really helps to keep my mind at ease at Boston in 1770. Today's shift has already been tense with people shouting something at me. All I just want to do is watch another video of yours. I mean, if the crowd here tries heckling me anymore and distracting me from your videos, I think I'll just burst.
The dougdoug analog horror lore is deepening So far we have: -Chat being hungry -People screaming in the comments -Doug,Charborg,Napoleon and Chat invading europe And now we have Doug's stream distracting people from different points in time
Big fan of DougDoug's content, and this unofficial channel compiling his funniest gags. I should actually be guarding the Mushroom castle from some big turtle dude, but it's been a few years since anybody tried anything on the Mushroom Kingdom, so I'm sure I can watch these videos on loop for a few hours and nothing bad will happen.
Love the edits! I’ve been serving in the military out here in Oahu and it’s good to take a break from surveillance. I don’t know why anyone would attack anyway.
Showing this to my knights as I return to Camelot after seeing Lancelot in France. I'm sure nothing bad will happen, so I'm letting them just relax and watch your video instead of making sure everything's okay back home. Not like Mordred would've done anything.
I'm glad these DougDoug clip channels exist, they really take the stress out of working with this large plutonium sphere. I'm sure nothing'll happen if I watch over my shoulder while working the screwdriver...
We at the chernobyl powerplant have been getting kindof bored recently so we figured we might as well take a 5 minute break to watch this Doug clip, Im sure nothing will go wrong
this video was so fun!! i genuinely love your clips, they always brighten my nights! its so boring having the midnight shift at this pizzeria, i mean, its not like the animatronics are suddenly gonna get up and attack me, that'd be crazy lol
Hey doug, just checking out your stream on the wall here at shigashina. I cant believe they hired me to watch the wall there hasnt been an attack for about 100 years. Oh well how bad could it be?
Hey Doug, watching your stream on the Polish government Tupolev Tu-154 flying to Smolensk on April 10 2010. One of the guys went into the cockpit and is arguing with the pilots, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
I've been put on guard duty of peach's castle, apparently she's been planning a big party with a cake for this guy called mario? It sounds exciting, but I've been a bit distracted from watching these videos, hope nothing happens while I'm not focusing
Unfortunately for you, we have kidnapped Princess Peach while you were distracted. Now, she's trapped inside Bowser's Castle. I have guard duty at Bowser's Castle, although I too also have been distracted from watching these videos. However, I doubt anyone is going to get past the hordes of minions stationed near the castle, especially that Mario guy you mentioned. I'm pretty sure nothing will happen to Princess Peach.
hey doug, really enjoying your stream from 2004, driving this tourist boat in the chicago river while watching your stream. nothing's really happening so it's cool, everyone's watching the dave matthews band tour bus passing by anyway
Hi DougDougfiles I am in charge of guarding president Roosevelt during his speech. He is a bad ass so it should be fine to watch your video for a few minutes.
Hey, just got here from my shift at Mount Doom. I’m supposed to be keeping vagrants out so they don’t burn alive in the thousand degree heat (dunno if that’s Celsius or Fahrenheit). I don’t think there’s anything to worry about; who deliberately goes into a volcano?
@@limitlesscord7319He didn’t cut any jokes out, all the relevant jokes were included. He cut out the unfunny and edgy jokes chat was saying, he doesn’t want to promote it. Chat has been getting really out of hand with people trying to be the “one guy” that is funny. During an elden ring stream someone even joked about a tragic death close to doug.
Hey guys, I'm guarding the gate of Sodom and my brother is guarding the gate of Gomorra. We are too busy watching Dougdoug's stream and decided to shoo away this person that kept telling everyone in town to evacuate or something. My brother and I are sure that nothing bad will happen...
My job is pretty boring, the only time I've had to watch Doug's streams is when my employer, his wife and their son want to watch Zorro late at night. It's raining really badly outside and there's an alley near the theater, surely they'll be warm, dry and safe. The kid will grow up and live a boring but happy life 😀
a few years ago, I was thinking they should make a unofficial dougdoug chanel with a blue pepper, and named the doug doug files. Strange coincidence huh
Taking a little break to watch this video instead of protecting the very fabric of existence. I'm sure Reality Destroyer wouldn't show up now, its been millions of years and he hasn't arrived, so I'm sure it's fine
I'm the head of security for the Manhattan Project. I saw this vodeo posted and i needed a break. I'm sure Russia won't steal nuclear secrets while I'm on break.
They told me I am supposed to watch the Hawaiian coast for anything strange on December 7th, 1941, but I’m sure looking away for just a second to watch some douglas douglas couldn’t hurt.
I know this is probably too serious for this video, but why do people always say "Imagine if Hitler actually got into art school!" instead of, you know, "Imagine if Hitler hadn't chosen to be a FUCKING MURDERER." No-one made him do that. He could have chosen different.
Man, I sure am glad that theres a new DougDoug files upload. Sure, it's my first shift here, but it's a state of the art, Ukranian nuclear reactor. Nothing will happen if I just look away from the control console for five minutes.
Hay Doug, I saw you were streaming and decided to have a picnic here at tambora 5th April 1815 Maybe I should spend next summer in Europe for milder temperatures
Hi Doug, currently on break here in the Titanic while this ship is crossing icy waters. Got bored and decied to watch your streams. I mean what are the chances the ship would hit an iceburg or something?
Am I just crazy or is the editing a bit wacky with this one? Like, at times it seems like the chat messages and Doug's reactions were not spliced correctly at times or something. Particularly at 2:53 where he's like "hey guys maybe no necrophilia or 9/11 yeah?" when the messages he was referencing weren't included in the edit so it just seems super jarring and out of place when he says that after a message about Judas betraying Jesus lmao Still enjoyed watching tho, this has been one of my favorite tts "take a joke and run it into the ground" instances for the longest time and I'm glad to see an actual video dedicated to it
I’m meant to be watching some random grassy knoll near the book repository, but I saw this video and just couldn’t resist. What are the chances that I miss something of historic importance if I take a quick five-minute break anyway?
Hey The DougDoug Files, thanks for the video. I’m having a really boring day on March 29, 2021. I have to steer this boat down the Suez Canal, but it’s a straight line so it shouldn’t matter too much if I just stopped to look at a 5 minute video, right?
so they actually spotted the plane at Hiroshima, but because bombing runs in WWII _never_ had just one plane, they didn't raise the alarm. they thought it was just a spotter.
I'm supposed to be guarding the children's ward of a hospital, but I don't think anything will happen to the fourteen month old baby in there, Tarrare is in there I'm sure nothing will go wrong if I watch this instead.
Im honestly suprised he didn't draw the line at WW1/2 but at 9/11 Edit: its obv good that he drew the line there...i would have just put it up a little bit further
@@AlinaAniretakeis this a joke I’m not getting? Epstein jokes were as soon as he died. Epstein’s deeds were known since the 2000s. Why would his list matter. There wouldn’t need to be a list if he squealed hence why he was killed
The driver of the Titan submersible was watching a dougdoug stream\
More like the engineer behind it
@@FemMushroom Both of them were
How did they get signal down there
@@edwinhuang9244it was tethered to the ship on the surface
The pilot was watching Dougdoug play 2D platformers and accidentally thought he was the one playing 🎮💀
always a good day when the channel previously called doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL) posts
you missed one
I wonder why they changed it, the old one was so catchy and rolled off the tongue.
I'm currently watching this video instead of doing my job, apparently I'm meant to be potting plants for this guy named "crazy dave" but it will probably be fine if i take a 5 minute break
I'm currently watching this video instead of looking at that red thing coming towards me, but I'll be fine, he wouldn't put me in a monthlong cycle of death or anything
@@Town808 come on dude
@@Epicccccccccccccccccccc did I offend you
DUDE NO- OH MY GOSH HE CANT HEAR US, HES WATCHING A DOUGDOUG VIDEO! 😮😢
@@davysmith1934 Hey Doug, I wanted to let you know that my recovery center was attached to a tree and I was put through a monthlong cycle of death. I blame you for this.
Wehatedougdoug has heard and will be hearing about this
We love ougdoug now though ❤❤❤
Why would Weh do that?
We seriously used to hate OutDoug?
How can they have heard something and also will being hearing the same thing?
@@jimmysaldana8706watching the video twice
Finally we have a vid for this bit, it was gold. You left out the best one though, where a dono was like: "Hey it's the titanic here. Your stream was relaxing, I'm about to crash for the day."
I can't like this cuz there's already the funny number :(
@@Phantal_ Ah yes, I see, I have indeed reached the very humorous count of likes
@@Phantal_ this is the height of comedy
@@kunstlerischeintelligenz471 NO THE FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!
This joke went on for waaaaaaaaay too long this stream and got sooo unfunny
"If im streaming in the garden of eden, we must still be in heaven." I think that's my streamer.
Bro got blue comment
I'm only blue, because if I were green I would...
Didn't he say "If i hadn't been streaming during the garden of eden we might (have) still be(en) in heaven" or is this like an inside joke that i don't get?
@@jakubwawa You're right, he did say that, but I'm just dying at you correcting Doug's grammar lmao
Man I love watching dougdoug clips during my shift at chernobyl. Nothing will go wrong anyway and the video’s only 5 minutes long. I can take a short break
I'm that person's coworker. I am the one responsible for activating the back up safety systems at the plant. I heard they are doing some new test. They have a full team working I'm sure I can take a 5 minute break to watch this video.
Hey DougDoug fans, please pray for me and my family. We got forecast of a dangerous asteroid, whose trajectory is pointing directly to my area. Our whole family of stegosauruses are told to evacuate, but we're not as fast as our raptor neighbors.
Sorry about that, I'd have noticed it sooner but I was watching DougDoug's stream
o7
Thank God for a new DougDoug Files upload, it really helps to keep my mind at ease at Boston in 1770. Today's shift has already been tense with people shouting something at me. All I just want to do is watch another video of yours. I mean, if the crowd here tries heckling me anymore and distracting me from your videos, I think I'll just burst.
The dougdoug analog horror lore is deepening
So far we have:
-Chat being hungry
-People screaming in the comments
-Doug,Charborg,Napoleon and Chat invading europe
And now we have Doug's stream distracting people from different points in time
Big fan of DougDoug's content, and this unofficial channel compiling his funniest gags. I should actually be guarding the Mushroom castle from some big turtle dude, but it's been a few years since anybody tried anything on the Mushroom Kingdom, so I'm sure I can watch these videos on loop for a few hours and nothing bad will happen.
Currently watching this instead of doing my job as a giant horse inspector here in Troy.
Love the edits! I’ve been serving in the military out here in Oahu and it’s good to take a break from surveillance. I don’t know why anyone would attack anyway.
Showing this to my knights as I return to Camelot after seeing Lancelot in France. I'm sure nothing bad will happen, so I'm letting them just relax and watch your video instead of making sure everything's okay back home. Not like Mordred would've done anything.
I'm glad these DougDoug clip channels exist, they really take the stress out of working with this large plutonium sphere. I'm sure nothing'll happen if I watch over my shoulder while working the screwdriver...
Still glad to see that Chat's singleminded, collective chaos is still in effect. A lot of the recent uploads haven't had that been a focus.
Can't believe not a SINGLE person mentioned keeping an eye out for icebergs in the Titanic.
Doug's chat has the uncanny ability to latch on to the most random and goofy bits and I love it
I like the implication that the ressurection of jesus was a historical tragedy
We at the chernobyl powerplant have been getting kindof bored recently so we figured we might as well take a 5 minute break to watch this Doug clip, Im sure nothing will go wrong
boy i sure do love watching DougDoug videos while sailing the Titanic through the north Atlantic
Thank you so much for this, it's one of my favorite TTS chains of all time 😂
I like this style of video. Would love more of this
this video was so fun!! i genuinely love your clips, they always brighten my nights! its so boring having the midnight shift at this pizzeria, i mean, its not like the animatronics are suddenly gonna get up and attack me, that'd be crazy lol
Hey doug, just checking out your stream on the wall here at shigashina. I cant believe they hired me to watch the wall there hasnt been an attack for about 100 years. Oh well how bad could it be?
You have motivated me to also feed on the endless well of dougdoug vods and edit them into a delicious elixir of short, easily watchable slop
Hey Doug, watching your stream on the Polish government Tupolev Tu-154 flying to Smolensk on April 10 2010. One of the guys went into the cockpit and is arguing with the pilots, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
its always dougs fault
I've been put on guard duty of peach's castle, apparently she's been planning a big party with a cake for this guy called mario? It sounds exciting, but I've been a bit distracted from watching these videos, hope nothing happens while I'm not focusing
Unfortunately for you, we have kidnapped Princess Peach while you were distracted. Now, she's trapped inside Bowser's Castle. I have guard duty at Bowser's Castle, although I too also have been distracted from watching these videos. However, I doubt anyone is going to get past the hordes of minions stationed near the castle, especially that Mario guy you mentioned. I'm pretty sure nothing will happen to Princess Peach.
Im surprised nobody made a chernobyl joke
I was waiting for an orgean trail joke were they took a wrong turn.
Alduin destroying Helgen is my favorite real life Historical Tragedy.
I always feel proud when a Cook-off comes out and I already watch the editor, I feel like a DougDoug connoisseur
I actually was watching the molasses tower in Boston during the stream, when I'm charged for the death of 21 people I'm adding Doug as my accomplice
hey doug, really enjoying your stream from 2004, driving this tourist boat in the chicago river while watching your stream. nothing's really happening so it's cool, everyone's watching the dave matthews band tour bus passing by anyway
I knew he would do it, doug is a very responsible man
That thumbnail is crazy
Yesss I loved this running joke for this stream! I’m so shocked Doug never made a video of this one.
Hi DougDougfiles I am in charge of guarding president Roosevelt during his speech. He is a bad ass so it should be fine to watch your video for a few minutes.
o shit i make a cameo at 0:57 btw i won
edit: im in lots of parts lmao
Great editing on this one Dougs basement!
Hey, just got here from my shift at Mount Doom. I’m supposed to be keeping vagrants out so they don’t burn alive in the thousand degree heat (dunno if that’s Celsius or Fahrenheit). I don’t think there’s anything to worry about; who deliberately goes into a volcano?
Anyone here knows why doug was talking about necrophilia and 9/11 at some random points? What happened on the stream for those topics to pop up
people kept taking the jokes to far and joking about some big tragedies and stuff. it got out of hand and off the rails real quick
@@k_rudy4442 oh, thank you for the explanation!
the editing felt a little disjointed. The jokes were cut out but the reactions were not
@@limitlesscord7319He didn’t cut any jokes out, all the relevant jokes were included. He cut out the unfunny and edgy jokes chat was saying, he doesn’t want to promote it. Chat has been getting really out of hand with people trying to be the “one guy” that is funny. During an elden ring stream someone even joked about a tragic death close to doug.
@@nekomoves1714 yea that sucks
Hey Doug, it’s me Mike Pence on January 6th 2021, certifying this election is pretty boring so I’m watching this stream while I’m doing it.
Hey guys, I'm guarding the gate of Sodom and my brother is guarding the gate of Gomorra. We are too busy watching Dougdoug's stream and decided to shoo away this person that kept telling everyone in town to evacuate or something. My brother and I are sure that nothing bad will happen...
My job is pretty boring, the only time I've had to watch Doug's streams is when my employer, his wife and their son want to watch Zorro late at night. It's raining really badly outside and there's an alley near the theater, surely they'll be warm, dry and safe. The kid will grow up and live a boring but happy life 😀
a few years ago, I was thinking they should make a unofficial dougdoug chanel with a blue pepper, and named the doug doug files. Strange coincidence huh
Taking a little break to watch this video instead of protecting the very fabric of existence. I'm sure Reality Destroyer wouldn't show up now, its been millions of years and he hasn't arrived, so I'm sure it's fine
I'm the head of security for the Manhattan Project. I saw this vodeo posted and i needed a break. I'm sure Russia won't steal nuclear secrets while I'm on break.
Mumei has watched DougDoug a lot over the years it seems
They told me I am supposed to watch the Hawaiian coast for anything strange on December 7th, 1941, but I’m sure looking away for just a second to watch some douglas douglas couldn’t hurt.
This is the best cook-off vid yet
I know this is probably too serious for this video, but why do people always say "Imagine if Hitler actually got into art school!" instead of, you know, "Imagine if Hitler hadn't chosen to be a FUCKING MURDERER." No-one made him do that. He could have chosen different.
Been looking for this moment for months, saw it once and couldn't remember the vod it was from
Man, I sure am glad that theres a new DougDoug files upload. Sure, it's my first shift here, but it's a state of the art, Ukranian nuclear reactor. Nothing will happen if I just look away from the control console for five minutes.
The reason Doug refuses to interfere is because ITS A CANON EVENT
Hay Doug, I saw you were streaming and decided to have a picnic here at tambora 5th April 1815
Maybe I should spend next summer in Europe for milder temperatures
This means DouglasDouglas is canonically responsible for all the sin in the world
Doug was on the grassy knoll
i remember when DougDoug
Hi Doug, currently on break here in the Titanic while this ship is crossing icy waters. Got bored and decied to watch your streams. I mean what are the chances the ship would hit an iceburg or something?
I feel like this should be on a channel called The ChatChat Files
named after the main character ofc
finally... main character chat
So wait 9/11 is off limits but Hiroshima and Adolf aren’t? 😂
Yeah, because he's American. For the Hiroshima was kind of a big dub and they didn't really participate in the Adolf thing until it was almost over
yeahhh my thoughts exactly.. even as an american, that was kind of a weird line to draw in the sand.
Pretty shocked at chat's restraint to not make a 9/11 joke
Lowkey reminds me of this book series I read called The Butterfly Club
Am I just crazy or is the editing a bit wacky with this one? Like, at times it seems like the chat messages and Doug's reactions were not spliced correctly at times or something.
Particularly at 2:53 where he's like "hey guys maybe no necrophilia or 9/11 yeah?" when the messages he was referencing weren't included in the edit so it just seems super jarring and out of place when he says that after a message about Judas betraying Jesus lmao
Still enjoyed watching tho, this has been one of my favorite tts "take a joke and run it into the ground" instances for the longest time and I'm glad to see an actual video dedicated to it
I remember making a sigma edit of Doug
It is actually unfair how funny twitch chat is
Woah there what was the deal with all the necrophilia stuff
I’m meant to be watching some random grassy knoll near the book repository, but I saw this video and just couldn’t resist. What are the chances that I miss something of historic importance if I take a quick five-minute break anyway?
*Cartoony sigh* classic Doug
Hey The DougDoug Files, thanks for the video. I’m having a really boring day on March 29, 2021. I have to steer this boat down the Suez Canal, but it’s a straight line so it shouldn’t matter too much if I just stopped to look at a 5 minute video, right?
The guy who gave it 1 singular dislike succeeded at his job
so they actually spotted the plane at Hiroshima, but because bombing runs in WWII _never_ had just one plane, they didn't raise the alarm. they thought it was just a spotter.
I'm supposed to be guarding the children's ward of a hospital, but I don't think anything will happen to the fourteen month old baby in there, Tarrare is in there I'm sure nothing will go wrong if I watch this instead.
3:10 they really took him out huh
Im honestly suprised he didn't draw the line at WW1/2 but at 9/11
Edit: its obv good that he drew the line there...i would have just put it up a little bit further
can you turn the AI dnd and freddie fish AI into videos
Ai DnD not because it's less than 1 year old, but Fredi Fish maybe (maybe)
@@DougFiles k
Good video
10 out of 10
Look! It's me!
I m shocked there was no epstein joke
Not the time
As in, I believe, Epstein list wasn't public knowledge at the time.
@@AlinaAniretakeis this a joke I’m not getting?
Epstein jokes were as soon as he died. Epstein’s deeds were known since the 2000s. Why would his list matter. There wouldn’t need to be a list if he squealed hence why he was killed
Yay
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
What is the outro theme? Couldn't find it in the description or anything
yipee
Wait, so is @dougdoug's basement an actual channel? Or is this channel also unofficial
was supposed to watch eve so she doesn‘t eat that apple or something but th FUCK SOEMONE MADE TAGT JOKE
What a huge waste of time this video is to explain something that is common knowledge.
What the fuck, how many doug channels are there??
yes
Hello there 🤣🤣
based?
1 minute and only 7 views? bro fell off