Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 16 бер 2022
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The first two Harry Potter movies, both directed by Christopher Columbus, were massive hits. After those two relatively light-hearted movies, director Alfonso Cuaron came on-board and took the franchise in a darker direction with the third film- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban definitely raises a few questions. Like why was Harry Potter intentionally doing magic outside of Hogwarts? When did the entire layout of Hogwarts and its grounds change so dramatically? How are a bunch of deadly Dementors better than the threat of a single wizard maybe entering the school? Did Fred and George not notice a man named Peter sleeping in their brother’s bed every night on the Marauder’s Map? What exactly were Wormtail and Sirius’s plans here?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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I've seen every Pitch Meeting and I never get tired of hearing "Actually it'll be super easy, barely and inconvenience."
Oh really
That's because hearing "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience" is actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Ever!
***it's gonna be***
stunning and brave
Lupin's first name (Remus) is also wolf-related. He might as well have been called Wolfy McWolferson.
🤣🤣
And Sirius Black, who turns into a black dog, is named after Sirius, the Dog Star.
@@thesisypheanjournal1271 I hadn't picked up on that one!
As we're on the subject Harry, Ron and Hermione are all named after members of the Mustelid family:
Harry Potter = Otter
Ron Weasley= Weasel
Hermione Granger= Ermine
No idea why though...
so Remus's dad, whose name is Lyall (which also means wolf) married a woman named Hope Howell (howl), then they named their son Wolfy McWolferson, then Lyall proceeded to piss off a very dangerous werewolf (Fenrir Greyback) who is known for biting children, who then bit Remus in revenge...I bet when they took him to St Mungo's Hospital the Healers were like "well idk what you expected to happen really" lmao
Actually "lupin" stems from latin lupinus which stands for "wolfish". Lupus = Wolf, lupinus = wolfish. The "founders" of Rome, Romulus and Remus where raised by a Lupa (=female wolf) according to the legend. Buuuut fun fact: Lupa was also slang for prostitute. Sooo which interpretation is more believable?
That delayed 4th 'Wow' was so suspenseful. Totally worth the wait. 10/10.
Suspenseful 4th Wows are TIGHT!
Total *sploosh*
Wow, spoilers dude.
@@Marconius6 I know it's a joke, but who goes to the comments *before* watching the vid and complains about spoilers?
@@calebcarpenter3700 It was the top comment, which means it shows the moment you open the video, at least on mobile.
The "that sounds pretty serious" "he's decent looking" was so subtle and great
Honestly, I don't get it lol
@@telephones3 the character's name is Sirius Black, so it's a play on his name (pretty Serious)
@@lavoniablack784 I'm sure it's totally accidental, but it's even better when you remember that Sirius Black actually WAS a pretty boy when he was young, but looked significantly worse for the wear after over a decade in Azkaban. so saying "pretty Sirius" follows by "meh he's ok looking" is unintentionally totally in line with cannon.
@@ruminationstation4200 I had no idea about that! That is a pretty cool coincidence!
The Sirius/serious pun was actually fairly common in HP fanfiction back in the day.
“They never noticed their younger brother in bed with a guy named Peter” 😂😂 killed me!
None of their business!!
My sides still hurt.
How nice of the jokester twins known for their hi-jinks to be totally comfortable with their brother's potential homosexuality!
@@jemert96 Since he was underage; definitely their business, what on Earth are you talking about?!
Let's be honest. They were more concerned with who was in their beds.
“He’s the one who *ratted out* his parents to Voldemort”… I see what ya did there 😏
Oh, rodent puns are tight!
Making this rodent pun was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Wow wow wow…. Wow!
🐀
Whoops
Whoopsie!
"I think Its clear at this point that wizards have zero consumer protection laws"
Just class
Progress can’t happen if you get punished for a few injuries or deaths!
I’m so happy he brought up Hermione’s Hulk arm moment 🤣
🤣
The extreme delay for Harry's doubletake was very odd too
Hulk and Mr Fantastic lol
@@christophertaylor9100 Looney tunes type of shit
The tenderness in his voice when he tells himself, "you goose, that's silly"
That's self-care
That's kinky
@@spirit.ofthe.harvestmoon We dont kink shame here, goose or not
They're not the same person you silly goose. Screenwriter guy has GLASSES
Agreed. I don't want to be loved or anything, but I still want someone to call me a silly goose that's silly just like that. Someday, perhaps-
How he only called himself silly
I would pay good money for a reboot of the entire harry potter series where every person is a Ryan.
"You're a wizard, Harry!"
"Aww, being a wizard is tight!"
I mean, is there a movie that wouldn’t be better with every character replaced by a Ryan ?
That would be awesome. I'D pay money to see that in a theater.
@@seaemji8591 cats. Cats might be the one to overpower ryan
@@shinkamui Not if Ryan's feeling... jellicle...
Love that line, "And Fred and George never wondered why there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?" "None of their business."
I think that’s already been asked for many. Maybe they thought their brother “changed teams”
Forgot their brother. They had that map before then, right? How come *they* never noticed a random dude with them?
@@InfernosReaperAnd wouldn't it have show Voldemort in the first year? Or Ginny Weasley sneaking out, writing blood messages and such in year 2?
@@DarkHypernova Also weird that *the school* doesn't have similar ability to track people.
There is a theory in the community that only Marauders (or Marauders' decendents) can see other Marauders on the map. It's unconfirmed, of course, but interesting nonetheless.
Hermione being able to travel through time might be the worst case of "using a power/ability once then otherwise ignoring it" in cinematic history, and that's saying something. The applications and ramifications are endless, especially if you acknowledge how unlikely it is that she's be the only one that can time-travel.
In the books, they did very specifically crush the cabinet full of time-turners in the very next book to get rid of them. I'm willing to overlook it since a long-form discussion of 'why time travel is bad except for trivial things' has been done to death.
@@HerculesBallsInc Actually, it was book 5 where they all got crushed. But yeah, it was good that that loose end got tied up.
Every writer should understand that when it comes to time-travel you either go all in, or you stay out. It is way too powerful and has too many implications for your world-building to be used casually.
yup, a lot of the world building in harry potter is rubbish and it's filled with plot holes. the time machines alone bring up an insane amount of issues. the movies still hold a special place for me because i grew up watching them, but they aren't that well written
@@HerculesBallsInc it literally doesn't matter tho. the simple fact that time machines exist completely fucks up the universe because of all the implications and possibilities they bring. like the other commenter said you either start with a time travel story and focus on that aspect or you do not introduce it at all because you are going to completely fuck up your world building(not that the world building in harry potter is all that good anyway). if you just introduce it randomly in one of your books out of nowhere and never focus on it again for the rest of the series that just creates a shitload of plot holes( for example why didn't they travel back in time again to capture peter before he escaped so that sirius can be acquitted?). the only time i've seen time travel being introduced later into a story without creating problems is in the manga one piece, but the only reason it doesn't create issues is because the character who has that power can only travel and send other people forward in time, not back so that mitigates the vast majority of issues caused by time travel.
"This guy frickin' hates when kids are safe."
"He really does."
His energy when saying these lines is amazing 😂
In Dumbledore's defense he's just going along with what the creators of Hogwarts did, what with the castle actively trying to kill you while being built next to a forest with things inside that will actively try to kill you, working with monsters that will actively try to kill you, working with plants that may incidentally kill you, having a tournament every few years that includes tasks and creatures that could kill you, all while letting them play quite possibly the most dangerous sport imaginable.
It's a miracle there are any adults wizards at all really.
Wowowow...ow
yea.
@@LucianDevine Well but with his 3 jobs he could have easily changed it.
And the traps in year 1 were his idea, he refused to buy the ingedients for the petrified students in year 2 and he let a psychopath be the DADA professor 4,5/6 times and let Draco run around and imperius and curse people for his plan. so I doubt his biggest priority is the safety of his students.
@@LucianDevine Didn't even think about it that way, that is a miracle indeed lmao
The part with Peter in Ron's bed literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the amazing video !
It has actually been pointed out by fans of the books, it's nothing new, but is something to be pointed out to anyone who missed it.
@@tedferkin I didn't notice that as it's been a while since I've seen Prisoner of Azkaban
@@tedferkin do u know the explanation? Is there any?
Fan of the books for 17 years and I have actually never thought of that, that Fred and George might've seen Peter with Ron on the map. XD
@@rafael8892 as far as I know there isn't one. It seems to be an oversight by JK and the editors
I have visualised many times how they could prove Sirius's innocence but the thing about pulling memories and watching them never popped up until Ryan mentioned it.
Ryan you brilliant goose, you goose that's brilliant.
@Wendy C Fries Oh people appreciating my comment is tight!
Memories can be messed with according to canon.
@@kashifilyas1340 Yeah but it becomes obvious when they are tampered with, and we had a lot of witnesses in this case, Lupin,Ron,Harry,Hermione would back up Sirius's claim solidly.
It's a good point, but we also know that wizards have no common sense, their judicial process is a laughing stock and the Ministry of magic is corrupt. Sirius was sentenced to life in Azkaban without a trial. And remember Barty Crouch Jr.? The minister of magic wouldn't even hear his testimony at the end of GoF and they had the veritaserum. He immediately sent a dementor to suck the guy's soul out.
@@saraanic9436 But dumbledore was revered around the wizarding world at that point, had he intervened after sirius escaped from Hogwarts and used all the aforementioned memories i am sure it would have made a pretty convincing case.
Interestingly, in the book it's mentioned there's an invisible book of invisibility that "didn't do so well." So, I think wizards just don't think these things through.
explains the licorice snaps that will literally bite you XD
When you have near-infinite wizard power, you're bound to make some super colossal mistakes that could end humanity.
@@NinjaFlibble let’s be real here: those are 100% intentional
@@Aredel
Probably true 😆 but I think most people don't like their food biting back 🤣
@@NinjaFlibble Yeah. That's why it makes an excellent prank. Or a means of teaching children not to reach into places they don't belong.
"Sounds like it's pretty serious"
"He's decent looking, yeah"
Absolutely ded from laughing at that.
I just got that one.. 😂
Gary Oldman, a very handsome man.
That took me WAAAAAAY too long to get
Oh god, if wasnt for this comment I wouldnt have gotten that one, I AM DEAD NOW
There are probably memes. Just need Oldman in character looking well-groomed and fair-skinned; Pretty Sirius.
"That's … a choice" is one of my new favourite lines now - hopefully it'll become a staple like all the others. :-)
Tree holes are tight
Here’s the thing about that. Shut up about that
Agreed!!
Raaandom, but i wanna say cause i got it on my mind:
We live in a Time where the US-President is so massively incompetent-hyper-deluxe that he says "There is DIGNITY and HONOUR in Working! So Work!", blatantly lying for Reasons pointed out by UA-camr Some More News. Go and then come back and tell me youre opinion on it.
You can thank Screen Rant for writing that new catch phrase. Ryan doesn't write any of the Pitch Meeting scripts.
I was honestly waiting to hear something about "And then Draco gets attacked by this Bird thing, then his father kinda sues the bird."
LMFAO
Yeah! I didn’t get any Buckbeak attention! He’s my favorite character in the whole series/Potter World lol
"Just an aggressive freeze frame of him enjoying it" 😂🤣
This guys are gonna kill me one of this days 😂💀
"That's . . . a choice." 🤣
Lol, one of the reasons I hated the ending. Could have had him receive it secretly from Sirius and do the Quidditch Match where they got the House Cup.
"So how does Lupin know to use the map?"
"Read the damn book you silly goose"
Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. Who does this goose that’s silly think is Moony if not the guy who’s afraid of the moon because of what it does to him?
"...or just read the Harry Potter wiki, it's basically just the bullet points version of the books."
@@gameschadwick Brilliant
Watching Pitch Meeting quickly catch up to Screen Rant in subs like it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience gives me so much joy
Yeah yeah yeah.
I unsubbed Screen Rant so damn fast.
@tea bag I don't expect to see it in the future too
I know. It will increase his overall amount of subscribers cause I am subscribed to this but I was never subscribed to screen rant cause I wasn’t interested in all the non-Ryan George stuff.
Wow wow wow wow. Wow!
1:17 "ooh this guy frickin HATES when kids are safe!!" - had me rolling in tears 🤣Dumbledore sure is one heck of a schoolmaster!
“Sounds like it’s pretty Sirius”
“He’s decent looking”
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I see what you did there
Dude, props for always putting effort into these. A weekly release date can be a nightmare to meet on a creative level, and the fact that I feel you are never resting on your laurels or just taking an episode leaning on catchphrases is rad. You always put in the work. It's why your content is worth watching- keep being tight my man.
Grrross, sir!
Well said!
His catchphrases aren't just rad, their tight!
I agree. I could be wrong, but I think that he improved between this video and the previous. As far as quality goes, I think that this was the best.
telling a dude to be tight is TIGHT
"Couldn't they just use a truth potion?"
No no, he's got a point
I forget whether this was in the books or whether JK came up with it after the fact to paper over her mistake, but if I'm pretty sure it was said the truth potion only forces you to say what you believe to be true. So the Ministry doesn't use it on people whose memories/perceptions they think can't be trusted. Which honestly wouldn't even be close to the worst retcon she came up with. At least this one would make some sense.
@@jacobd1984 I've also heard that veritasium and the like is basically legilimency in liquid form, so anyone trained in occlumency can resist them and lie as much as they please, which is why wizard courts treates it about as seriously as we do lie detectors.
@@jacobd1984 & yet they give life sentences to probably the worst prison ever based on evidence from them.
@@jacobd1984 so why don't they juste dumbledore's memory thingy? Just grab their memory and see if what they did is true
The Dumbledore thing (The Pensieve) was introduced as a special place for Dumbledore to "think" . He wouldn't ever introduce it to the Ministry.
Besides, Snape, owner of the truth potion, wouldn't ever contribute to help Sirius or Lupin, for that matter.
"Fred and George never wondered why on the Marauder's Map, there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?"
"None of their business."
That cracked me up more than anything!
"Here's the thing about that... shut up about it." I fell out of my chair! Also, the extra delay before his last "wow".
I just wanted to point out that the timing of the last "wow" reflects a deep understanding of musical cadence.
Finally I know when they're put on UA-cam. Screen rant puts out way too much content to sub to for just this. I would literally search for pitch meetings weekly.
Same
Same literally only thing I whatched
You could have just added the pitch meeting playlist to your likes, it gets updated
@@tigerbread78 wish did that didn’t know possible sad now 😭
@@tigerbread78 It got buried in my other saved playlists and I forgot it was there until the day after a new one came out
4:17, I don’t think that Wormtail had any grand plan beyond assuring his own survival
His plan was 1) survival and 2) being kept informed which is easier when part of a family of wizard including one who works at the ministry. Plus it had to be someone who would take care of a rat and someone who couldn't know him (the Death eaters probably didn't know Wormtail's rat form at this point but better safe than sorry. Plus I don't see any of them keeping a rat and treating it well). So yeah the Weasley feel like a natural choice.
@@Arkayjiya My personal head canon is that he went from wizarding home to wizarding home until he found the first people that wanted him as a pet instead of trying to kill him because he is a rat.
The little chuckle accompanying "What?" when they talked about the geography changing, because it is so absurd, killed me.
"You silly goose ! You goose"
Words to live by and think we will be hearing them more often.
"That's silly."
Gooses are tight.
@@alanblanks So "goose" is the new animal we're calling them? From furry to feathery, I can dig it
@@Grasslander I feel like if it's more than one we should change the word that we call them.
2:24 I was so scared he wouldn't say the last "wow"
This is actually my favorite movie of the series for a few reasons:
1. It is arguably the movie that gave Harry Potter it's distinct style notice how in the first two movies all the wands look the same and the color palette was generally a lot lighter and in the newer movies you get to see more of places like the leakey cauldron and honeydukes sweet shop and you start seeing more magical artefacts like the pocket sneak-o-scope, the maurarders map or the monstrous book of monsters.
2. It's a more character driven story as opposed to "the evil wizard is going to get the very powerful thing that will make him near unstoppable".
And 3. IT DOESN'T HAVE VOLDEMORT IN IT it seems weird to say that but when you've seen the whole series all about Voldemort it's nice to go back and see the ONE movie without him in it or the plot being manipulated by him.
Absolutely! It actually reminds me of Schafrillas' video about what makes Shrek 2 such a good sequel, mainly being that it's continuous world building (which falls off a lot after Order of the Phoenix). I also agree that it's counterintuitively great to have a film focusing on an alternate threat than Voldy, it was really exciting getting to know the whole story behind Sirius and really played up not just the world building but also the lore that goes into Harry's whole family lineage and backstory as well. Just all around a well-crafted, totally immersive and engaging piece of the franchise.
4:39 "While Lupin kinda forgot about the Full Moon and his Werewolf curse they certainly haven't forgot about him"
It is amazing that this one particular scene was shot so well and delivered so perfectly in terms of suspense that you actually suspend your disbelief long enough to not consider how a lifelong werewolf would ever not take his werewolf meds on the exact night of a full moon. To his credit, it's not like there's some sort of regular cycle which can track lunar movements hahaha, still an immaculate scene tho
"Woopsie ya silly goose, ya goose thats silly"
Just gets better and better
This was fantastic
Had to pause the video to laugh and comment on this. It's brilliant
@@plagmatics I had to roll back few secs and listen again to make sure I just heard him right xd
His face when he says it. Lmao
Best line of the video, definitely. Perfect delivery. Followed by, "Here's the thing about that, SHUT UP about that."
Love seeing how fast your subscriber count is growing: truly shows how you carried screenrant , well done Ryan!
the better measure is how fast their subs are going down lol, although I never subbed because I couldn't handle all the junk swarming my subscription box.
@@Kelarys Yup I only subbed to screenrant for the the Pitch Meetings, the rest of the content is nowhere near this level. As soon as it got its own channel I dumped the sub, for SR, faster than a baby in bathtub.
@@Kelarys exactly they're gonna be hurting in another year of so
lol this channel literaly belongs to screen rant. they are not losing anything
Almost as if making a successful UA-cam channel was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
His vehement "No! No! No! No! No" on the suggested future use of Time Turners got me burst out laughing 😂😂😂
2:25 that last delayed "wow" made me laugh pretty hard.
The comedic timing here is just perfect.
Can't wait to see what Ryan does with the "he said calmly" part of the next movie
"And then Dumbledore is like, "HARRY, DID YOU DID PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!!"
"Wait, but in the book, it says Dumbledore asked him calmly."
"Book?"
"Yeah, the book series these movies are based on."
"Gotta tell ya, I don't read books, so I've just been writing these based off the Wikipedia pages, and they didn't specify whether he was mad or not."
"Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. I doubt many people will notice that he said the line a little more aggressively in the movie."
Dort push him, otherwise he will be "calm" to you
@@almightycinder I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that
just skips it entirely for max effect
@@almightycinder “books are for nerds” - producer guy, probably
‘Fred and George never wondered why on the marauder’s map there was a guy named Peter in bed with their brother every night?’
*Throws hands up*
‘None of their business!
I lost it at that 😂
it makes me very happy that you addressed the fact that they changed the school so much in this movie
I must have seen this one at the perfect age because they changed the entire set AND Dumbledore from the previous film and my short attention spanned pretween ass didn't blink, bwahaha
“Ohhh here’s a thing about that, shut up about that.”
I can see myself using this line somewhere sometime to someone soon.
"I think its pretty clear at this point wizards have _zero_ consumer protection laws"
Gold.
OK at 2:24 he started the "wowwowwow..." and I thought my phone was lagging, but then when he said that final "wow" I smiled bigger than normal. 😅
I think there was one more use of the time turner... at the beginning of Order of the Phoenix when Harry was going to be on trial and Dumbledore says "By a happy mistake I arrived at the Ministry 3 hours early." 3 hours, just like what Harry and Hermione did in this movie, and it makes sense that he would've gotten there at the original time, found out the trial was over, and used the time turner to make it on time.
Never considered that... I assumed one of the monistry workers loyal to Dumbledore just told him it got changed when the ministry officials probably 'lost' his notice, or delayed it.
actually its been well established that going back doesn't change anything. so I don't think so
but then again, this doesn't really dispute this point, maybe dumbledore saves harry in the trial goes home then dumbledore arrives and cause he is late goes back in time. similar to how in this movie harry and hermione going back didn't change stuff but they were rather always the cause of the events
Fun fact of professor Lupin that further cements his werewolf curse: his name is Remus Lupin. The name Remus is reference to one of the founders of Rome whom in Legend, along side his brother Romulus were breast fed by a giant wolf called Lupa Il Lupo.
The dramatic pause before the last "wow," comedic genius
Wow wow wow..........wow
Points for taking a moment to point out how the thing Parvati turned the Boggart into was 1000x worse than the king cobra it was initially.
Lol clowns are funny in India. She'd Probably beat em up 😆😆😆
Thank you for moving these to their own channel instead of being the only Diamond in the manure field that was screen rant
I can’t believe I never thought of Pettigrew showing up with Ron on the map! Nice!
“You silly goose, you goose that’s..silly”🤣🤣 Ah Ryan. My first laugh in a horrible day. Thanks!❤️☘️
2:07 THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED!😂😂
I need an elaboration lol
@@UnlockYaChakras It cut to a really short shot of Harry licking his lips and making a funny noise, I almost missed it too
I lost it lol
The way he says “what” after “completely changed geographically” killed me
“Fred and George never wondered why on the Marauders Map there was a guy named Peter on the bed with their brother every night?”
Killed me, man. This guy is simply awesome, I’ve been binging Pitch Meetings, and never ceases to entertain. Insane stuff.
Lotta great lines in this one. Also, I can't thank you enough for finally putting these in their own channel. Keep killing it, Ryan.
I highly doubt it was ryans idea to make pitchmeetings into its own channel. As cool as it is, im pretty sure its just screen rants way of getting another channel running to bring in money. Not really ryans fault but its kind of blatantly obvious. Whats worse is they haven't even moved any videos over or at least created a playlist of the pitchmeetings. Its pure cash grab. Ryan is cool though.
@@badbilly7499 I tend to hate almost everything else the Screen Rant channel does, so I appreciate this. Immediately subscribed here and unsubbed SR, so not sure how well that cunning plan has worked out in this fan's case.
@@ReadyPlayerPiano i also dislike screen rant so i have no issue with the channel being made, just kinda slimey of screen rant to use ryan like this and not even move the videos over. But yes subs for this and ryan george channel
I hereby demand all refrences to young Dumbledore be referred to as Youngledore. That will be all.
Great vid. Personally, my favorite in the series, both PM and in the actual movies.
Youngledore is tight!
The next Fantastic Beasts movie is almost certainly going to be awful. But I care about the morally ambiguous Dumbledore theories, so I'm going to watch it anyway. I didn't say I would pay for it, mind you. Just that I'll _watch_ it.
@@heathercalun4919 Arrr, we be sailing on the same ship matey. At least, that's what my pet parrot said. Not sure why he'd say that.... oh, well, probably nothing.
You mean Yumbledore right 😏
@@TrashPanda90914 How dare you make me read this with my own eyes!
Lol
I love these so much every pitch meeting cures my seasonal depression like it's super easy barely an inconvenience! I hope u get more than a million subscribers to the new channel. Ryan is the best on UA-cam!
"Dumbledore frickin' hates when kids are safe."
"Actually, if one of the kids get hurt, he can just turn back time with this device called the Time Turner."
"Wow wow wow. Wow."
"Speaking of which, he gave the Time Turner to Hermione so she can take more classes."
"Dumbledore has a way to literally reverse death if a student dies at Hogwarts, and he gives it to a student so they can study more?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Whoops!"
"Whoopsie!"
Although, having the series where Dumbledore reverses every kid death makes it even more horrifying; Dude would rather mess with the space-time continum instead of, you know, not having the most dangerous school in the wizarding world.
@@MattEldritchHorror how would dumbledore be able to reverse any deaths.... time travel with the time-turner is a closed loop, everything that happens happens the same way again. as seen in movie and in book. it doesn´t change history it repeats it
@@MattEldritchHorror pretty sure most wizarding schools are a lot more dangerous than regular schools. Hogwarts is just unfortunate to have Harry Potter there.
Lol what about moaning Myrtle
Haha, Hermione disagrees
“Ooh well here’s the thing about that, shut up about that.” 10/10 🤣
Gonna use this on my boss when he asks why my next assignment is late
@@neckenwiler how did your boss respond?
@@neckenwiler Did he get all the way off your back about that?
“Sounds like he’s pretty serious!”
“He’s decent looking, sure”
😭🤣🤣🤣
"And don't call me Sirius!"
Looking forward to new Pitch Meetings gets me through the week! Thanks for these. Please don't ever stop. These are gold.
So excited for the next one, because
"Did you put your name into the goblet of fire, Harry?", Dumbledore asked calmly
I completely forgot about the magic bus but now that I've remembered it, I'm sad there wasnt more of it.
Yeah, it would have been real useful in later movies...like time travel. If it wasn't completely forgotten about
@@blackmoreinc The bus is used again in the fifth book and mentioned a couple of other times. Dunno if it appears again in the movies. I didn't watch past half of the fourth one because they were a pile of horseshit.
@@PerritoGG for real?
@@AkinlabiStClair For real what? O.o
@@PerritoGG so did watch the other movies?
"Who would even publish that?"
My thoughts exactly. It's like asking your students to take home a rabid animal.
Hagrid
On a side note the bookseller also had such questions.
Sadly that guy did not make it in the movies.
That guy also had a hilarious line about the “invisible guide to invisibility” which was super expensive but they could never find. Hahaha
That's just played for a laugh, to be honest. If you wanna enjoy HP, your suspension of disbelief has got to be very very high.
My thought on it is that the wizarding world is extremely lax with publishing laws, but that most teachers have the good sense to pick safe published materials. Hagrid, however, loves critters of all shapes and sizes, and wouldn't think anything of a critter-book.
Thanks for putting these on a separate channel. Now I can subscribe without the large volume of other videos that I don't personally fancy watching - Good job team!
I've been wondering why it had been a while since the algorithm brought me to a Pitch Meeting! Thankfully the algorithm has made the connection for me now! I'm happy to see this as its own channel. Subscribed!
Lets hope Ryan's back is okay after carrying screen rant for 4 years
Not that Screen Rant is off his back...
Still is. Screen Rant owns this channel. He also has his own channel that I highly recommend.
Must be why he doesn't have the other guy get off his back for anything anymore. He's just used to people being on it.
@tea bag Nice try with the Rick Roll.
He needed them to go ahead and get waaaaaaaay off his back....
"Tree holes are TIGHT!"
Idk man, that producer guy has some weird fetishes....
didnt he also say nuns are tight?
What do you think he's saving up money to buy Canada for
Wow nice to see you here.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about strange fetishes.
But really, I'll need you to. I'm with the FBI, we're watching him, we don't want to spook him.
“baby junk is tight” deadpool 2 pitch meeting
3:35 "Treeholes are tight!" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe agrees. (only true German literature nerds will understand)
You finally got your own channel!!!! yay i love all your pitch meetings and i'm looking forward for the next one.
“Fred and George never wondered why Peter Pettigrew was in bed with their brother?”
Thats it. Ryans biggest plot hole reveal ever.
If Harry Potter didn't have plot holes it wouldn't have a plot..
It was a viral meme prior. It was already revealed
Almost every fan has already heard that
plot holes are tight!
My theory: Fred and George thought, “Ron’s found himself a boyfriend but hasn’t come out of the closet yet” and then decided to leave it alone.
Pointing out plot holes in Harry Potter is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I can't count how many times I was reading Deathly Hallows and thinking "That Time Turner would come in handy here."
Time turner is pretty much the only well written plot device in the series, given the way it works doesn't change the past
The "first time" the characters go through something, the effect of the "second time" through are already in effect, thus if something bad happens in the past, you can't just hop back and change it
The same with True Blood. The vampires can glam humans and make them do whatever they want, and shape their mind like clay. And yet this is never a topic in the show (or the books, as far as I know).
Am very happy you decided to do all the Harry Potter movies separately, their Pitch Meetings are amazing! Keep ‘’em coming :)
Please, for the love of God, do not turn this pitch meeting into shorts. You have made a wise decision giving Ryan his own channel. Let's keep it that way.
Ryan already had his own channel. just look up Ryan George.
@@btr003 I think they mean giving him his own channel for pitch meetings
This one was less than seven minutes long because that's all the detail needed to make a pitch meeting. But, aside from that, I heartily agree. Pitch meetings need to be as long as necessary for Ryan to totally tear them a new one.
what if it is Ryan's decision to make shorts? I have no clue, but food for thought
@@tripqinghazard It's his channel, he can do what he wants. That's the whole point of UA-cam. You create the content YOU want without regard for a corporate overseer. So if Ryan wants to make shorter pitch meetings, then more power to him, I say.
Turning on notifications for this channel and this channel only was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Pitch Meeting episodes just get better and better! Ryan's energy, new jokes, questioning the movies logic and finding scenes from the movie to make it funny is amazing. Him showing a close up on Harry licking his lips and adding sound to it had me laughing so hard. Hahahahahahaha. I can't wait for the next pitch meeting episode.
Glad to see you branching out on your own! Wishing you all the best success!
Note to self: Don't sip a drink at any point while watching Pitch Meeting. You'll will lose that tasty drink and sniff liquid because you burst out laughing.
Sniffing liquid is tight!
This is good advice
Whoops!
I’ve been waiting for the “wow wow wow”s to evolve into an obnoxiously long pause for a while now - no joke. Great payoff for that and great pitch meeting as usual!
So satisfying to see him finally do it!
I was extremely tickled 🤣
Wow!
We've seen some pauses, but this one was special
Making obnoxiously long pauses is tight!
I love all the pitch meetings and they never get old. Please do some older movies like Superman 3 and maybe Demolition Man; both of these would be hilarious and I would love to see their pitch meetings on here. Keep up the great work!
I don’t know if this was mentioned before but wow wow wow …. Wow is the most underrated catchphrase on Pitch meeting it always cracks me up
"And then Sirius asks Harry to come live with him!"
"Oh that's great. Get him away from his abusive relatives everyone seems cool sending him back to."
"It would be, but that's not going to happen."
"It's not?"
"Nope, instead he's going to almost get his soul sucked out, go on the run, and eventually get killed by a curtain."
"Oh, that's some aggressive drapery."
"Very aggressive!"
"It's too bad for Harry though."
"Yeah. Oh well."
This had me rolling! Some very talented people in his comments section for years but unfortunately he can't rip lines from here it adds complication.
2:35 Finally someone said it! I'd take a bunch of snakes over a giant clown any day of the week
I love these pitch meetings; I'd love to see you do a pitch meeting for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie.
Great stuff. I finished all your videos in one day, actually a few hours. Waiting for you to do more. You are hilarious.
I’m so glad you’ve finally got your own channel! Now I can subscribe rather than having to scroll through the Screen Rant feed weekly to see if you released new content lmao
I never subscribed to Screen Rant, but the YT algorithm was good enough to always recommend the Pitch Meeting vids right when they are released, which was nice.
You know Ryan George also has his own Ryan George channel called Ryan George. Pitch Meeting, created by Ryan George as a work for hire by Screen Rant and owned by Screen Rant now hosted on the Screen Rant owned channel Pitch Meeting hosted by Ryan George is not on Ryan George, the channel hosted by Ryan George which is also created bt Ryan George and ownef by Ryan George. But many similar Ryan George style videos are on Ryan George, performed, written, and owned by Ryan George.
Same
@@Sam_on_UA-cam saying Ryan George a ton is tight!
@@Sneaky_Turtle2 Subscribe. It's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
I like the condescending “but she’s book smart” gesture, nice touch
"And Fred and George never wondered why there was a guy named Peter was in bed with their brother every night?"
This has to be the best line Ryan ever spoke
Thanks for pointing out that your videos moved to their own channel, I hadn't noticed!
The producer was great in this, with the "goose that is silly" and that great pause ahead of that last "wow" 🤣
I almost thought that last “wow” wasn’t coming for a moment 😂
I laughed so hard for that's super long pause
That last wow made me laugh so much more than it should have. All he did was pause!
Prisoner of Azkaban is the most enjoyable book and movie out of the series before things start getting really dark. The scene where he flies on the hippogriff is really good.
...but still has the worst plot hole in it - the time machine.
It’s probably the most enjoyable for me while simultaneously having tons of egregious plot holes.
@@lckaboom6810 It's a story where witches and wizards do magic. :)
It is the most inspiring, yeah.. after that it's kind of go downhill..
it's interesting because depending on how big a fan of harry potter you are it's either the best movie or the absolute worst (or 2nd worst after the 4th movie, which is how I feel)
The Carlin Brothers do a great video where they bash it to no end as the worst one for all the things it arbitrarily changes or ruins
I hadn't noticed the Pitch Meeting channel, so thank you, I subscribed.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE your sense of humor, Ryan
Ryan, you're just a fantastic entertainer and your content is consistently clever and hilarious. Just wanted to say I appreciate the effort. It's excellent work!
It's amazing how he manages to keep so many of his trademark lines fresh after all these videos. I never get tired of "super easy, barely an inconvenience" or "X is TIGHT!" or "wowowowowowow...wow" or "get off my back!", "ok, let me get off of that thing!" I laugh EVERY time.
@@kawadashogo8258 he doesn’t say x is tight every time he says different things dumbass moron
Oh, being supportive and showing appreciation is tight!
I knew he was going to trash the time travel thingy. That thing could solve all the Wizard World problems super easy, barely an inconvenience.
No, it couldn't. It's pretts clear that you can't retroactively change anything that hasn't already happened. Not how this kind of time travel works.
@@doloreslehmann8628 Except in Cursed Child when it suddenly does
It was explained in the book the dangers of time travel. You can't just use time turners like that. If you were to meet your past or future self they might attack you thinking it's dark magic or they're going mad.
Also you can only go back in time, so going back to far means well you may die of old age before you reach the day you were born.
I knew JK Rowling pro bono lawyers would come here. I'm gonna need you guys to get aaaaaall the way off my back about those time travel rules. They used in the Cursed Child anyway.
Holy crap, I seriously always wished I could unsubscribe from screenrants clickbaity videos but stayed on just for your videos. So happy to see your pitch meeting videos break out into their own thing. Keep up the great work dude!
1:48, I think the Dementors are meant to be that “extra security”.