Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубліковано 18 бер 2023
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!
    With the first movie as well as the book series being massive international successes, Warner Bros was fast to get to work on adapting the second book in the Harry Potter series: The Chamber of Secrets. What adventures lay ahead for Harry Potter at his death trap of a magical high school?! People were anxious to see it play out on the big screen.
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets definitely raises some questions though. Like why would Hogwarts hire Lockhart and why would he accept, knowing full well that he’s a fraud? Was the Whomping Willow really the best thing they could think of to put on school grounds? Why does the car have a mind of its own? Why did Hagrid send children off to speak to man-eating spiders in the most dangerous forest there is? How did Nearly Headless Nick get unpetrified? Is Fawkes the secret star of this movie?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @belatkuro
    @belatkuro Рік тому +5688

    Watching the same Chamber of Secrets Pitch Meeting with a different thumbnail is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @21Pantaloons
      @21Pantaloons Рік тому +52

      its word for word xD

    • @birchflash7457
      @birchflash7457 Рік тому +21

      Sick!

    • @FabrizzioGuevara
      @FabrizzioGuevara Рік тому +44

      Oh really?!

    • @PaPaCrazy87
      @PaPaCrazy87 Рік тому +320

      I'm gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back about it being the same video. It's a new thumb nail sir, it's a brand new video

    • @Akabari100
      @Akabari100 Рік тому +83

      @@FabrizzioGuevara Wow wow wow wow wow.... wow.

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di Рік тому +378

    For a wizarding school that was supposed to be one of the safest places in the world, Hogwarts sure went out of their way to make sure their students were always in lethal danger.

    • @lukedastoli9959
      @lukedastoli9959 Рік тому +32

      The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.

    • @JJ-vn3xq
      @JJ-vn3xq Рік тому +30

      Not to mention the one where students are actually chained at the bottom of a lake or whatever and drowning while the crowd applauds

    • @tjsmith5276
      @tjsmith5276 Рік тому +4

      @@JJ-vn3xq Drowning at the bottom of a lake?? "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" Page 503.

    • @tjsmith5276
      @tjsmith5276 Рік тому

      Considering the world inside the story has communities of people all ages who possess magic (some of whom use magic as a weapon) , Hogwarts is actually pretty safe. Students are forbidden from going into areas that are unsafe. Cedric Diggory was "abducted" by a Portkey before his death.

    • @realitymatters4745
      @realitymatters4745 Рік тому +6

      Makes you wonder what the other schools for magic conditions were

  • @LionOfBalance
    @LionOfBalance Рік тому +896

    I see Ryan has taken inspiration from all the movies he’s been watching and did a shot for shot remake of his previous video.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor Рік тому +2

      @@jamesmaybrick2001
      Who says that he isn't?

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong Рік тому +66

      I appreciate that Ryan had diverse cast this time.

    • @nateculver7050
      @nateculver7050 Рік тому +36

      Shot for shot remakes are TIGHT!!

    • @kevinsantos8439
      @kevinsantos8439 Рік тому +12

      this was made for a modern audience, but since everyone looks kind of the same in the Ryanverse, it doesn't seem that different

    • @danieldeitrick7947
      @danieldeitrick7947 Рік тому

      And the re-recorded versions of songs artists are doing as well lately.

  • @MrFuckingKololo
    @MrFuckingKololo Рік тому +3520

    Have I already seen this episode of pitch meeting? Yes. Did I watch it all the way through again? Hell yes.

    • @orlandokelly5305
      @orlandokelly5305 Рік тому +75

      Watching over a Pitch Meeting episode, even though you have already seen it before is Tight!!

    • @NoahBall08
      @NoahBall08 Рік тому +33

      Why? Because it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @haslo_
      @haslo_ Рік тому +11

      I'm doing something else now: I'm watching the Harry Potter Pitch Meeting Compilation instead!

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 Рік тому

      Ok

    • @bormz7191
      @bormz7191 Рік тому +19

      He’s moving some of the old pitch meetings from screen rant to his channel.

  • @Bigd2k
    @Bigd2k Рік тому +1274

    You know, it didn’t really hit until now how absurd it is that he just cancels everyone’s exams.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 Рік тому +148

      Yeah its bad enough he just unilaterally alters the winner of the house cup, thus ignoring an entire year of point gains and losses so he can hand the win to harry and his house, but exams are actually kinda important. Thankfully it doesnt include owls or newts I think. I hope. Oh god please.

    • @vtancredi1717
      @vtancredi1717 Рік тому +114

      ​@@chrishubbard64 Great point. Imagine studying the whole year for your owls and then they're canceled. Now you can't get a job.

    • @minyaksayur
      @minyaksayur Рік тому +127

      the entire harry potter series was mental, you sent children to a school where there are monsters and magic, and if they are lucky they may graduate, but most likely died in their first year. When you were a kid reading this it looks like fun and magical, after you have your own children, dear god what a horrible book.

    • @joshhardy5646
      @joshhardy5646 Рік тому

      @@minyaksayur lol. I think about it in this frame all the time now. How fucked up is it that these kids go to a school where some of the most fucked up things can happen to them? Let an underage and under-qualified wizard compete in a tournament where even the best wizards in a school of children have died.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia Рік тому +63

      @@minyaksayur Once you actually look at the implications of the Harry Potter world, you realize that it's actually a horror story.

  • @manujitbhu2
    @manujitbhu2 Рік тому +603

    Producer guy's disappointment at the end of stabbing is heartbreaking

    • @Eudomac99
      @Eudomac99 Рік тому +18

      He also stabs Ginny, but not with the sword ;)

    • @randomname4726
      @randomname4726 Рік тому +7

      ​@Euan Macdonald uhhh not for quite a few years.

    • @Novictus
      @Novictus Рік тому +4

      ​@@nochancewithoutpasta7637 Not for this movie

  • @carsonlive8458
    @carsonlive8458 Рік тому +146

    “The Dursleys are sick of having harry in the house”
    “So what do the do”
    “Make sure he can’t leave the house”
    Got me dying

  • @jt2325
    @jt2325 Рік тому +2251

    I love the fresh take of this meeting with the two new characters.

    • @norestforthebuilders5865
      @norestforthebuilders5865 Рік тому +60

      Remakes are tight

    • @Zalintis
      @Zalintis Рік тому +4

      I see what you did there!

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Рік тому +5

      Isn't just one of them different? 🤔

    • @evanhayes5891
      @evanhayes5891 Рік тому +3

      Y'all are saying this pitch meeting was done before?

    • @my3dviews
      @my3dviews Рік тому +16

      @@evanhayes5891 It was on the Screen Rant channel. It is the exact same.

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 Рік тому +633

    "Thank God they have those talking portraits in the hallways. They must have seen something."
    "....... No."
    "Oh, okay."

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 Рік тому +9

      This needs to be in more pitch meetings

    • @Nick94956
      @Nick94956 Рік тому +25

      The book/movie is basically Harry Potter and the Chamber of Plot Conveniences, so yeah. They had to come up with as many possible excuses to not use the easiest way to not solve the problems

    • @christopherverhoef9112
      @christopherverhoef9112 Рік тому +37

      "Oh, that has MASSIVE moral implications!"
      "No, it doesn't."
      "Oh, alright."

    • @Manganization
      @Manganization Рік тому +26

      In the books, they did ask the portraits and the ghosts. The ghosts can be petrified, so they mostly went into hiding. The snake moves along the walls and are rarely where the portraits would be.

    • @cainster
      @cainster Рік тому +9

      Imagine having them in the bathrooms or bedrooms. Those guys...have seen a lot.

  • @BenjaminArnedo
    @BenjaminArnedo Рік тому +281

    "A little chat sesh with Voldi..." Killed me 🫠

  • @Obelion_
    @Obelion_ Рік тому +1159

    i love the part where lucius casually tries to use a banned murder spell on harry, yet nobody seems to really care at all. you think hed maybe tell someone lucius tried to murder him

    • @mrsocko316
      @mrsocko316 Рік тому +153

      Well I mean, A: EVERYONE tries to murder him, Harry would never get anything done if he told someone every time it happened. And B: No one does anything about danger at Hogwarts anyway.

    • @iansynge7656
      @iansynge7656 Рік тому +123

      And also at this point Harry doesn't know what 'Avada Kedavra' actually means. "Oh hey, more faux-latin. I wonder what that would have done?"

    • @mencibenci
      @mencibenci Рік тому +65

      @@mrsocko316 many bad guys have the chance to just quickly avada kedavra harry throughout the series, but no one does it because he is reserved for voldemort to kill. the fact that lucius actually tried to do it going against everything voldemort’s posse stands for is ridiculously shitty writing, especially over some house elf of which he can just buy another. HP is great and all, but this particular scene is just objectively bad, a character like lucius would never make such a moronic move.

    • @thomasblake8504
      @thomasblake8504 Рік тому +52

      @@mencibenci Don't Lucious think Voldemort is dead at this point of the story ?

    • @1mikeap4
      @1mikeap4 Рік тому +62

      Wasn’t it only in the movie that he started saying the killing curse?

  • @thelifeofpurpose7336
    @thelifeofpurpose7336 Рік тому +554

    Watching this pitching meeting again on the pitch meeting channel instead of screen rant is tight!

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Рік тому +51

      Screen Rant is going to get all the way off of Ryan's back.

    • @mikaelrolland5843
      @mikaelrolland5843 Рік тому +22

      Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @mattsully2238
      @mattsully2238 Рік тому +4

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +1

      Yeah... just hanging out under the Screen Rant umbrella, is all 🤷‍♂️☂️

  • @roalvarez
    @roalvarez Рік тому +21

    "A 'macchina ex machina', as the Italians would say..." -- easily the most unnoticed, underrated joke of the entire series

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +219

    “Machine ex machine” and “Chekhov’s bowels” are the smartest stupidest jokes you’ve ever done and i love it so much.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Рік тому +20

      "as the Italians would say
      -they wouldn't say that" XD
      the reaction was the best IMO.

    • @ChainWasp
      @ChainWasp Рік тому +6

      Which is the video with the Chekhov's bowels?

    • @JasonHaines1974
      @JasonHaines1974 Рік тому

      Machina ex machina

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +5

      @@ChainWasp the terrible moon one, i cant remember what its called rn.
      Edit: i think its moonfall

    • @mrpickmanb
      @mrpickmanb Рік тому +1

      At the end there it could have been a Fawkes Machina.

  • @joshoshea3194
    @joshoshea3194 Рік тому +139

    "Toilet books are tight!"
    The tight jokes never fail to crack me up 🤣

  • @chrisperry7558
    @chrisperry7558 Рік тому +6

    Not only silently walking together. Silently walking together in two separate groups, from two separate directions, and converge together at the same exact time.

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst Рік тому +30

    "Why would a celebrity accept a job teaching things he doesn't know and risk being exposed?" Hey so turns out that like all of society right now

  • @kimanireid6111
    @kimanireid6111 Рік тому +61

    The back story on him attempting the death curse is because the actor said he forgot his line

  • @christianellegaard7120
    @christianellegaard7120 Рік тому +129

    You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
    Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia Рік тому +4

      That would be awesome.

    • @Bleachedhambone
      @Bleachedhambone Рік тому +8

      Yes....and for the love of God the National Treasure movies!

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 Рік тому +2

      Yes! The Flash Gordon movies from 1980.

    • @migueltrujillo8929
      @migueltrujillo8929 Рік тому +5

      Ryan needs to do a pitch meeting for Plan 9 from Outer Space.

    • @jackflash8218
      @jackflash8218 Рік тому +7

      HA! Suggested the same thing. Making them in "old-timey" style would be TIGHT!

  • @Structuredrelaxation
    @Structuredrelaxation Рік тому +49

    "...and back to the poop-tubes!" 😂 gets me every time!

  • @AndrewCheshire
    @AndrewCheshire Рік тому +28

    "No, that's it with the stabbing."
    "Aww."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Рік тому +24

    5:04 “Ohh this guy doesn’t give a crap about their education.” 😆 don’t worry he’s the head master he knows what he’s doing, give the main protagonist house points who cares about their education 😂

    • @shawncleary3450
      @shawncleary3450 Рік тому +7

      Of course he knows what he’s doing. He’s trying to keep the school from about a million lawsuits by bribing the children into not telling the parents about their severe neglect and mismanagement.

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle Рік тому +36

    "A little chat session with Voldy. Sure."
    I laughed way too much at that little throw-away. 🤣

  • @TreyKhan
    @TreyKhan Рік тому +3

    This was a weird coincidence. I am 39 and never watched the movies or read the books. My wife and I decided to read through them and today we watched The Chamber of Secrets. Over 20 years after release I watched it for the first time, opened UA-cam minutes after finishing the movie and this was my second recommended video.

  • @alexman378
    @alexman378 Рік тому +90

    “A very stabby wizard, what else does he stab?”
    “Ginny, in a few years from now”.

    • @MrMajestix13
      @MrMajestix13 Рік тому +2

      Bruh.

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Рік тому +19

      "stabbing Ginny is TIGHT!!!"

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Рік тому +4

      @@aaronseidl5941 most definitely

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 Рік тому +4

      @@aaronseidl5941 “It sure is sir, just not for another 7 years”

    • @scottwilcox1964
      @scottwilcox1964 Рік тому +2

      That was the first thing that popped in my head when he asked that.

  • @mmiselodlephu3669
    @mmiselodlephu3669 Рік тому +15

    My phone : New pitch meeting notification.
    Me: New pitch meetings are tight

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +6

    0:57, to scare the children into staying away from it so that Lupin wouldn’t kill them.

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil Рік тому +8

    "So you have a new pitch meeting for me?"
    'No sir I don't'
    "Fanta- wait what"
    'Yeah I was thinking we could just re-upload an older video'
    "Okay but why- uhh why would we do that?"
    'Because'
    "Fair enough"

  • @SidPil
    @SidPil Рік тому +13

    "So you have a new pitch meeting for me?"
    "No sir I don't"
    "Fanta- wait what"
    "Yeah I was thinking we could just re-upload an older video"
    "Okay but why- uhh why would we do that?"
    "Because"
    "Fair enough"

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 місяців тому

      Because it's a completely different channel

  • @robesch88
    @robesch88 Рік тому +8

    2:54 "A macchina ex machina, as the Italians would say"
    As an Italian I found that hilarious 😂 and yes, we use the sentence "macchina ex machina" all the time

  • @Kinkyminky
    @Kinkyminky Рік тому +2

    "That makes for a super complicating laundry day" hahahaha

  • @queenfree85
    @queenfree85 Рік тому +3

    "a little chat sesh with Voldy" may be my new favorite phrase 😂😂😂

  • @iBeamer
    @iBeamer Рік тому +66

    "That has massive moral implications"
    "No it doesn't"
    "Ok"
    😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Рік тому

      what is the moral implications

    • @Marvolo14
      @Marvolo14 Рік тому +4

      Children being able to casually create living beings and then erase them or kill them at a whim would raise some serious moral and ethical questions.
      In the real world it's the same sort of questions we have about AI and whether they would be property, slaves, or have rights as sapient beings. Another real world equivalent would be cloning. These are things children should not be doing. Adults are barely able to deal with the ethics of these things, and children aren't even remotely mature enough to consider the consequences of creating life and what responsibility they have for that life. Draco casually creates a snake as a weapon with no consideration for its wellbeing, and then Snape casually burns it to ash. It's one of those serious things that Rowling hand waved away. Like the children and other wizards having access to love potions, date rape potions, and being able to brew polyjuice potion to take on the physical form of other children and adults. It's just disturbing.

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Рік тому

      @@Marvolo14 meh

  • @Noemo2000
    @Noemo2000 Рік тому +6

    I saw an interview with the actor playing Lucius and it turns out he just needed a spell sounding phrase before going on and asked someone nearby and they suggested the Avada Kadavra. He had no idea what it was

  • @archangel1of7
    @archangel1of7 Рік тому +162

    I've watched it literally 20 times but I'll happily watch it again. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @benkellman4577
    @benkellman4577 Рік тому +24

    The actor who played Lucious Malfoy said he didn't know what any of the curses meant yet and he just said one he'd heard at the end. Does kind of add some drama the situation though

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Рік тому +6

      So, no script existed of what he was *supposed* to say?

    • @WolfRamAndHart
      @WolfRamAndHart Рік тому +3

      Really! Hmm, scriptwriter guy seemed to think it was intentional. It's not in the book, but I was taken aback he clearly used the "death curse" for Harry tricking him into freeing Dobby! That is so hardcore.

    • @benkellman4577
      @benkellman4577 Рік тому +3

      @@InfernosReaper If I remember the interview correctly, it just said something like 'Lucius yells a curse'

    • @benkellman4577
      @benkellman4577 Рік тому

      @@InfernosReaper At 3:35 here - ua-cam.com/video/Gn0PVENZnpw/v-deo.html

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 Рік тому +3

      @@benkellman4577 That is utterly cracked. How did no one care enough to make it make a lick of sense. Spells are a core part of the series!

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 Рік тому +20

    "A very stabby wizard!"
    I died laughing.

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +5

    5:53, Dobby explains it as being that when Voldemort was at large, house elves were treated terribly but after Voldemort’s fall that ceased to be the case for all of them except Dobby and Dobby credits Harry for it (because everyone else does) and therefore goes to the point of warning Harry of the danger even though Dobby struggles to do even that because it’s against his masters wishes.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Рік тому +1

      That is very weak, to put it mildly, especially since we see other house elves getting treated kinda poorly, like Creature...

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +4

      @@InfernosReaper Kreacher was an outlier and a major reason for that was that he was owned by Voldemort supporters same as Dobby was.

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink Рік тому +8

    "It just spooks them then back to the poop tubes." I love great writing 👍

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Рік тому +8

    "Oh a very stabby wizard." 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee Рік тому +4

    watching old pitch meeting that has been already uploaded with different thumbnails is *TIGHT*

  • @imakethesites3048
    @imakethesites3048 Рік тому +9

    I was working in a movie theater when this was released, so i saw/listened to it a sickening number of times, but it motivated me to start reading the series

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 місяці тому +1

    I love that the actor for Lucius Malfoy ad-libbed using the death curse.
    It seems perfectly in character honestly.

  • @doctorzogg5161
    @doctorzogg5161 Рік тому +27

    I’d like to see Ryan do more acting. His facial expressions are on point

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 Рік тому +1

      Imagine him doing a Deadpool type of thing & repeatedly breaking the fourth wall to comment on how little sense something makes.

    • @doctorzogg5161
      @doctorzogg5161 Рік тому

      @I am me • 25y ago I’ve watched literally every video on it lol I mean like another season of Campus Law or like Will said.

  • @jennv2948
    @jennv2948 Рік тому +17

    Apparently we’re being summoned to watch this again. Well okay then, if you insist! 😄

  • @DumblyDorr
    @DumblyDorr Рік тому +46

    When Ryan said "manipulated by the diary of Voldemort", it sounded a lot like "manipulated by the Diarrhea Voldemort"... (fits with the "toilet book" plot-device, doesn't it?) and I kinda can't stop giggling at the thought of a version of Voldemort plagued not only by fear of death, but also by constant, explosive diarrhea.

    • @j.vonhogen9650
      @j.vonhogen9650 Рік тому +7

      It wouldn't bother him though, because he would not smell anything.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin Рік тому +3

      Thanks, that made me laugh almost as much as the video!

    • @RonnocFroop
      @RonnocFroop Рік тому +2

      "My Voldemort has no nose"
      "Then how does he smell?"
      "Awful!"

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Рік тому +3

      That means he would be casting smells all the time.

    • @Lewkis01
      @Lewkis01 Рік тому +4

      The Chamber Pot of Secrets

  • @spiral-vp7sp
    @spiral-vp7sp Рік тому +5

    Little chat sesh with Voldy😂 Ryan is a legend

  • @matityaloran9157
    @matityaloran9157 Рік тому +3

    2:02, if one of them had seen the Basilisk, it would have also been petrified

  • @athim2575
    @athim2575 Рік тому +3

    I'm always baffled that they have to wait ages for the mandrakes to mature to help the Basilisk victims be un-petrified. Like, they couldn't buy that shit at the store or something?

  • @n1lknarf
    @n1lknarf Рік тому +5

    5:43 voldemort tried to kill harry and it backfired, why would malfoy think it would be any different if he tried it? Plot armor ftw 😆

  • @hendrikstumpf3993
    @hendrikstumpf3993 Рік тому +2

    Loved this Episode! A joke you may have missed though was that lockhart took the Job to sell all his books to the kids making his motive money...something producer guy could definitely relate to 😂

  • @Boogsboogie
    @Boogsboogie Рік тому +13

    I truly hope we’ll someday see a reaction video from the writer/authors themselves with these Pitch Meeting clips😮‍💨

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Рік тому +2

      If they agree JK to react on their channel Screen Rant would need to cancel themselves.
      ...
      Let's do it!

    • @Boogsboogie
      @Boogsboogie Рік тому

      @@hassathunter2464 😂

  • @Donnerjkks
    @Donnerjkks Рік тому +14

    Is this some sorta test by Ryan to see if we'll watch whatever he uploads? If so, I think the answer is yes

  • @jdoggfivethousand
    @jdoggfivethousand Рік тому +1

    Love your videos! Do a pitch meeting for Southland Tales!!! I am going to comment this for as long as you make these until you make it. I will never give up. This is my thirteenth attempt.

  • @JamesLikesCoffee
    @JamesLikesCoffee Рік тому +6

    Getting two 'super easy, barely and inconvenience's in one episode is Tight!!

  • @TheGoldfishArmy
    @TheGoldfishArmy Рік тому +3

    1:28 I hate to be THAT person, but in the PS3 Wonderbook game "Book of Spells" it is explained that creatures spontaneously created by magic are not sentient and will vanish within a time period. While creatures created by more skilled wizards can last longer, they will still disappear with time.

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 Рік тому +14

    I remember the first time I saw the Dobby death scene in theaters, I accidentally let out a loud laugh before catching myself, and the theater audibly gasped... followed by everyone turning in my direction giving me the death glare 😵‍💫
    I didn't have any knowledge of the series or attachment to the characters, but the CGI & the way he talked was so silly my brain found it comedic!
    Only reason I even remember is because my gf at the time was so mad & embarrassed, I sunk down in my seat & was in the doghouse the rest of the night 😔

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper Рік тому

      I'd imagine some people cheered, because Dobby was annoying and his attachment to Harry Potter was completely without *any* foundation at all... unless there was something in the books that got left out. He's just betraying his master "because the plot says so"

    • @duckmeister5385
      @duckmeister5385 Рік тому +5

      ​@@InfernosReaperA LOT in the books got left out, especially about Dobby and the house elves in general.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 місяців тому +1

      @@InfernosReaper Most of the overall house elf plotline was left out, but even the movies showed that Harry got Dobby freed from slavery. Not sure how you can call that foundationless. He betrayed his master because his masters were horribly abusive to him, but he had heard stories of Harry's kindness

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 11 місяців тому

      ​@@stevendemayo3631 But it does come off as something that lacked a foundation, because like you said, they left the needed material out.
      Ya can't even be like, "but he heard how kind Harry Potter was" because "from whom would he have heard that and how?"
      Certainly not from his masters who hate Harry. That doesn't even get into the whole "it's only like the 2nd book, so he doesn't have that many deeds to begin with" part...
      With the context stripped away, it's basically like he's just trying to help Harry just because the plot says so, which hurt the movie and cheapened the character

  • @bberger7858
    @bberger7858 Рік тому +1

    I've been thinking about the laundry thing for wayyyyy to long im so glad you said it

  • @hannah_kincaid
    @hannah_kincaid Рік тому +4

    Uploading Pitch Meetings that were already uploaded is tight!

  • @Watcher40000
    @Watcher40000 Рік тому +39

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognized that Lucius Malfroy was about to use the killing curse on a kid, on school grounds. What was he gonna do if he'd succeeded? Absolutely nuts.

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 Рік тому +11

      It was only on the movie. The actor had forgotten the spell he should have said. So it's just a fun improvisation that stayed in.
      To stay in universe, I don't know what he would have done.

    • @dhayes5143
      @dhayes5143 Рік тому +12

      I mean, rapidly flee maybe with Harry's body, call a council of Death Eaters, and tell them all how he avenged the Dark Lord.

    • @Lavonne9870
      @Lavonne9870 Рік тому +4

      Leads to the thought: how many other students have disappeared from this place...

    • @-Subtle-
      @-Subtle- Рік тому +3

      I don't think that curse works on Harry. Didn't Voldy try it like 3 times already?

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann Рік тому +6

      Right outside Dumbledore's office no less! Like what!?

  • @tinofaygo
    @tinofaygo Рік тому +3

    "A very stabby wizard." Has to be my favorite line ever.

  • @AnamiaFan
    @AnamiaFan Рік тому +1

    "La machina ex machina" has to be the best line from Producer Guy. Full marks 😂

  • @awhryan
    @awhryan Рік тому +2

    Absolutely amazing pitch meeting, but just one thing that irritates me when somebody brings it up. Lockhart didn't just randomly decide to be a teacher. He did it because Harry was at the school, and he thought teaching Harry Potter could propel his fame even further. The whole house elf clothing thing is a little more complicated than they present it to be in the movies. You have to present a house elf with clothing while having no intention of keeping it. Lucius had no intention to keep the book, so the sock in it was technically clothing that he had no intention of keeping

  • @sergiosarmiento4371
    @sergiosarmiento4371 Рік тому +4

    I wish you had mentioned how Ron whacking Lockhart in the head with a Stone was crazy dangerous.
    I guess it's impossible to die from those things in Chris Columbus' movies.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 Рік тому

      to be fair they play a sport where large iron balls fly around trying to kill you.
      If no one managed to die from that, then im pretty sure they don't have enough braincells for blunt force trauma to damage.

  • @muhmuh9274
    @muhmuh9274 Рік тому +3

    Recycling old pitch meetings is tight!

  • @bsharp3281
    @bsharp3281 Рік тому +1

    I watch all UA-cam videos on 2x speed but yours. Your timing is perfect!

  • @nigelscott744
    @nigelscott744 Рік тому

    your videos aren't showing up on my subscription feed, luckily it popped up on my homepage!

  • @sth11390
    @sth11390 Рік тому +10

    So fun fact I recently learned: the reason why Lucius attempts to use Avada Kedavra on Harry at the end of the movie is because Jason Isaacs forgot what spell he was SUPPOSED to use and that was the only one that he could think of off the top of his head 😆

    • @eliasvivancos4381
      @eliasvivancos4381 Рік тому +1

      And they didn't have time to do another take after reminding him of the spell he was supposed to say? This makes it even worst.

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 Рік тому +4

      @@eliasvivancos4381 this is a pretty low budget indie movie so they probably couldn't afford retakes.

  • @David-xp9vi
    @David-xp9vi Рік тому +3

    You know... this episode just made me realize that harry potter is random enough to be have been basically a vivid dream...

  • @Visforelvenshireling
    @Visforelvenshireling Рік тому +2

    "Wizards seem to have the ability to create life..."
    "Oh that has MASSIVE moral implications."
    "No it doesn't."
    "Oh, ok."

  • @HilaryPea
    @HilaryPea Рік тому

    I've been watching these videos (and from the other channel) that I'm actually starting to see these characters as different people without even thinking about it, anymore. For example, the pitcher and the producer have different smiles. They even have a slight difference in speech cadence. Just like on the other channel, I am starting to see the difference between the executive guy and each of his team members, in the "naming" meetings. Like how they came up with the names for vegetables. It is so weird.
    Good Job, Ryan for the ability to fool my brain. It's harder to fool linear brains than it is to fool creative brains (the creative ones can play pretend games easier), but you have managed it.

  • @TechDove
    @TechDove Рік тому +3

    Being early to a pitch meeting is super difficult, really an inconvenience

  • @monot00nz
    @monot00nz Рік тому +3

    As a Raiders fan, I completely understood the studio exec's disappointment when he realized nothing else would be stabbed 😢

  • @KironX1
    @KironX1 Рік тому +1

    I’m so glad you get to keep your old content from the other channel :)

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому

      It's still under the Screen Rant umbrella 👍 but yeah, having it all in the same place will be cool.

  • @noahclark7603
    @noahclark7603 Рік тому +3

    I hope he uploads them all to be on this channel.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner Рік тому +24

    Me: “Will I watch this again, _again?”_
    Also me: laughs like it’s the first time I’ve seen it.

  • @charlesbronson2926
    @charlesbronson2926 Рік тому +5

    The compilation was posted on this channel, but the individual one was still on screen rant. He still wants the individual videos he created posted here.

  • @DetectiveCheese
    @DetectiveCheese Рік тому

    Somehow I never got a notification for this video, just bumped into it while going down the youtube rabbit hole.
    I'm subscribed, I clicked to get all notifications, and even notifications aside, this video still doesn't even show up in the subscription videos list.
    Kindoff gets me a bit paranoid over what other videos youtube wont send notifications for.

  • @MikeMiddleton323
    @MikeMiddleton323 Рік тому +2

    “No it just spooks them, then back to the poop tubes!” This is so dumb but is possibly the best line he has ever written. Bravo sir!

  • @ashenravindu2480
    @ashenravindu2480 Рік тому +13

    Re uploading old videos is tight 😅

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov Рік тому +4

    I'll still never understand why Harry couldn't just sneak into the Slytherin common room under the invisibility cloak instead of making a super illegal and complicated potion

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 11 місяців тому

      So that the movie could happen.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 11 місяців тому +1

      Because the goal was to find info from Malfoy. Just hiding under a cloak and looking around likely wouldn't have helped

  • @tizianschmidlin5411
    @tizianschmidlin5411 Рік тому

    Why did this not pop up on my subscription page😢
    It's a good one, though! Glad to see some new content😍

  • @arroranschwartz3802
    @arroranschwartz3802 Рік тому

    Literally re-watched this movie 2 days ago, your timing is perfect

  • @mattyc3287
    @mattyc3287 Рік тому +51

    Rewatching a new pitch meeting of a previous pitch meeting is tight.

    • @BichaeldeAngelo
      @BichaeldeAngelo Рік тому +3

      Except this is not a new pitch meeting it is a previous pitch meeting with a different thumbnail

    • @antpain1156
      @antpain1156 Рік тому

      not tight but lazy

    • @venkatramannayak6062
      @venkatramannayak6062 Рік тому

      Yeah yeah Yeah yeah

    • @stealthotrapo9123
      @stealthotrapo9123 Рік тому +1

      ​@@BichaeldeAngelo Technically the "original chamber of secrets is in the Harry Potter compilation so this is just the standalone video he released

  • @Natedogg1952
    @Natedogg1952 Рік тому +5

    Having revisiting pitch meetings regularly released, is tight!

  • @mantheking
    @mantheking 11 місяців тому

    A _"machina ex -machina"_ is one of the best lines I've heard on here! Bravo!

  • @mahmga1
    @mahmga1 Рік тому +2

    "Toilet books are tight" - Definitely good to know that after all this time, there are still unique and new ways to do that one. Keep on sir!

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn Рік тому +11

    Lockhart accepted the job because he was a giant narcissist. He was apparently inspired by Rowling's ex husband

    • @burner-pp7bs
      @burner-pp7bs Рік тому +1

      If she wanted a giant narcissist she could have just looked in a mirror

    • @the_quadracorn
      @the_quadracorn Рік тому +1

      @@burner-pp7bs I don't think she was one back then.

  • @emptiespace
    @emptiespace Рік тому +28

    Love the new content from Pitch Meeting!

  • @swatsaw6
    @swatsaw6 Рік тому

    I have been subscribed since the previous channel - I just saw this new meeting in suggestions and I can't understand why but although I should see it in subscriptions tab I don't that's weird I hope UA-cam isn't broken ..

  • @jclarkmalto5601
    @jclarkmalto5601 Рік тому +1

    Would really love see Pitch Meetings of the GI Joe movies from 2009 and the sequel in 2013

  • @HateMachine103190
    @HateMachine103190 Рік тому +3

    Producer Guy's total incredulity about Lucious Malfoy trying to straight up murder a kid in the middle of a school gets me every time. But "Back to the poop tubes" is where I break

    • @ghostblade7061
      @ghostblade7061 Рік тому +1

      Well technically they didn’t plan it since Lucius’ actor has said he forgot what magic words he was supposed to say and ended up saying Avada Kedavera, but it is funny that they left it in

  • @MrTerrorzone2012
    @MrTerrorzone2012 Рік тому +5

    If you're gonna upload ScreenRant Pitch Meetings on this channel I will watch them all again.
    And NO I will not get all the way off your back!!

  • @JezaLoki
    @JezaLoki Рік тому

    Super complicated laundry day.
    Just when I thought this guys lines couldn’t be more awesome.

  • @Darkblood1108
    @Darkblood1108 Рік тому

    I was at the 9 to 5 production yesterday at the théâtre Paradoxe, I heard you were there too! If that's true, I'm sad I didn't shake your hand 😢 you're awesome!

  • @simpaticode
    @simpaticode Рік тому +3

    3:42 "Toilet books are tight!"

  • @WeaponXJuno
    @WeaponXJuno Рік тому +4

    Nice! Can I recommend a pitch for The Original 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢🐢🥷🏽🐢🐢

  • @HomeGunMaker
    @HomeGunMaker Рік тому +2

    As someone with arachnophobia, I gotta say that Aragog is the most horrifying live-action adaptation of a spider I know of. I always skip that forest part entirely.

  • @pointyears4586
    @pointyears4586 Рік тому

    If think it‘s the first time while a pitch video that I thought, yes this movie had a legitimately well thought out storyline.

  • @Gunashev
    @Gunashev Рік тому +47

    I don't get it. What happened? I thought Ryan did pitch meeting for all Harry Potter movies.

    • @michindor5959
      @michindor5959 Рік тому +26

      He probably is re-uploading old pitch meetings from screen rant so everything is here, at least that is my guess.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +2

      He did, and this one is 21 seconds shorter so I'm wondering if he moved it over from screenrant and took something out or if he redid the whole thing. Normally he adds some commentary to the ones he moves over.

    • @xygdra
      @xygdra Рік тому +4

      Which Ryan? Maybe screenwriter Ryan did but not Producer Ryan

    • @_Clipper_
      @_Clipper_ Рік тому

      @@HariSeldon913 maybe because yt flags and removes videos that it's algorithm thinks is copyright infringment

    • @danbradley7176
      @danbradley7176 Рік тому +1

      @@HariSeldon913 Maybe the adstronaut was at the end of the original pitch.