Bad idea: Do a 10-hour live podcast for number 100. I want to see you guys go absolutely insane. Alternatively, you could do a 2-to-3-hour podcast where everyone gets progressively more drunk.
I'm fucking dead inside. My white innocent Christian dad decided he was gonna go see what his little 16 yo boi was listening to. He goes to my Spotify and finds the Goons podcast and gives it a listen. Later that night we were sitting on the couches and my dad out of the fucking blue was like, "they talk about Gator pu$$y on that podcast you listen to a lot." I'm gonna go run into on coming traffic now, enjoyed listening to you guys while it lasted. I'm sure I'll see Soup and Mcnasty their sooner or later
Sweet shit, yo. Monday upload! Also, I love how when it first started, Blarg was kind of the most tame out of the Goons now as time passes he's become just as fucked as the rest of the boys.
Would Dooo and/or McNasty ever try one of those VTuber Avatars? Not as a permanent thing, more as a joke like how H2O Delirious did for an Aprils Fool joke.
OMG imagine someone just starting to listen to this podcast at 36:15 and hearing: _"Some sort of chemical reaction between the monkey and the cock happened, and it literally melted the monkey's ass. And it started leaking sand all over the cock and floor."_ *My brain would literally bluescreen. XD*
26:25 Tool is one of my favorite bands and I saw them live in March (first concert as well). All of that what they said is 100% true. Definitely worth watching tho
As someone with a heart transplant, cellular memory is a very real thing. Your sense of taste can change, your personality can become different, your likes and dislikes can change, I used to eat a loooot of fruit, now I'm like a meatatarian
Would like to thank the goons about this podcast because my girlfriend died and I was coping with truama so I listened to every episode and thank mcnasty blarg and dooo and soup
Topic idea: What bands/songs are your guilty pleasure? I'm not talking about songs you like ironically, I'm talking about songs that you genuinely like that other people hate.
Lmao my boyfriend has shown me a few photos, also as it turns out there is a whole subreddit from amazon workers about some of the more risqué items they package.
20:05 ......I'm sticking around. Still don't know why I stick around, maybe I need kill some brain cells? But um, I'm still here crocheting my Grandpa's blanket and drinking coffee to this hilarious garbage.
90m is huge. IIRC from a certain size up to 200-250m it's nearly equivalent that 1m of meteor diameter is equal to about 1 megaton [of TNT] airburst explosion. So this is two orders of magnitude, or a hundred times more than Hiroshima. So a 90m asteroid could reach yields approaching 90MT, much bigger than the biggest nuke we ever made (Soviet Tsar Bomba at (yield limited) 50MT). Of course that if it hits more or less at 90deg to the surface. The Russian "bright light" was much closer to 0deg, meaning it flew by at a very flat angle, which caused it to have much longer journey through the atmosphere, which slowed it down and caused to experience extreme heat for quite a long time, which vaporized it and either stuff flew out into space, or it burned in the atmosphere completely, high enough not to cause any overpressure. The "famous" was Tunguska Event, which of course was Tesla's Death Ray ;) (or I think 60-80m meteor, so yes, smaller than this near miss.). So yeah, worst case scenario and this wipes e.g. ENTIRE state of Maryland. Or turns 90% of NYC into flatland. Plus the tsunami-like effects. No radiation though!
Fun fact, there are still mayan settlements in Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras; people that still speak mayan, so you might have mayan fans listening right now
Also for 4/20, can you guys do a podcast high, include Yumi and grizzy, Smitty, and I think that's it. I just bet that podcast is going to be hilarious, who knows what stoner thoughts or whatever silly things you guys might say...😁.
Since you guys mostly revolve around offensive humor, what do you guys think about UA-camrs like iShowspeed who just go full throttle with it every time
This is for Soup. Have you ever heard of the read south all band? They’re getting pretty big and they just finished up a tour with the Whiskey Myers. And my brother is the drummer 🐸
Group topics If you had to move to a different country, which country would you move to? Is there any sponsorship you regret doing? Would you rather have long hair or short hair for life? Favorite car company? Any new voutooz? How did you guys get into music and other hobbies you like doing? Specific person questions? Soup As a person that is very outgoing, what is some stuff you want to do before you get too old? Mcnasty If you could go back, would you complete high school? Blarg As a person who also likes cars, what car company would you get rid of? Why do you have fries cooking as your outro? Dooo When you were growing up did you have this mindset or fear about losing your virginity? Because for me I feel like I need to lose it asap
The comet* that exploded over northern Russia and levelled a forest, that you were mentioning, was the Tunguska event in 1908. Not sure if the comet itself had a name before that.
GOONS QUESTIONS WEEK 11 OF TRYING TO GIVE THESE APES A PODCAST WORTH OF QUESTIONS Btw my names River if you wanna include that Also mcnsaty should ask these questions 1 what would you ideal apocalypse scenario be (ex zombies apocalypse or nuclear apocalypse) 2 soup have you considered doing a collab with the goons in a serious song for Slackjaw 3 have you guys gotten into anyway to further your money gain (ex Real Estate or stock market) 4 did you guys ever think of quiting yt before fame or after fame 5 raisins or busted monitor? 6 have you ever had a baby scare? 7 what death in yoir life affected you the most? 8 ever been peer pressured? 9 have you ever committed a crime that wasn't doing a drug or drinking under age? 10 meth or hotpockets? 11 whats your favorite game you play not for yt 12 how big are your guys penis 13 favorite food 14 ever met someone who tries to one up you with everything 15 have you wish you have or havent went to school not necessarily just for education but the experience as well 16 ever rage at a game and done something dumb or break something 17 just got this idea from a joey daiz clip what would you gonna do if you were in a bathroom at a sports game and a kid gets his willie stick in his zipper and his parents are no where to be seen so you help him and just as you get on you knees to help the kid his dad walks in how are you gonna talk your self out of this and not gonna get the the absolute shit beat out of you 18 how to tutorial ; eventually not required? 19 if you guys made a sex tape whod be the bitch and get London bridged who would be the recorder who would take it up the ass? 20 goons pranks? 22 ncnasty and the dooo have probably seen this cringy vegin gay dude on tikrok yall should prank him with your voices that would be hilarious 23 Mcnastt because your starting a band I'm assuming you becoming more open with your appearance being somewhat open to everyone an what are you gonna do to keep you face unknown for privacy if not have you thought it through about your face and identity being out there and potentially getting weird or just annoying fans or are you thinking of doing something like slipknot a mask 24 ever considered having a make a wish fan on the podcast?...cough, it's terminal 25 any new or old UA-camrs or actors of old shows that you'd watch that you would love to collab with or just meet? 26 I know you guys make pretty good money but as a UA-camr are there any expenses that you have like maybe hardware cameras or buying shitty games for content or things that's not obvious 27 I'm just genuinely curious how much your guys editors make cause I'm considering becoming one and want a rough margin how much one makes for yt as big as you guys 28 how do you guys scratch your balls The pitch and knead technique? Isn't it funny no one taught is that yet ever boy just knows how to 29 yall have any new paranormal experience paranormal doesn't just mean ghost it means glitch in the matrix or literally anything that's pretty abnormal I personally have a few stories but I'm not sure if yall wanna dive into For one I've had a growling demon that's followed me throughout my childhood and for the longest time no one else heard but the last time I heard it someone else finally heard it and I finally knew I wasn't crazy there is a lit more to it and scary details but I'm not gonna write 2 paragraphs of you guys might not is this but of yall are very interested in hearing some of my paranormal stories let me know could have some interesting PC topics 30 mcnasty I'm guessing your becoming more open and more comfortable to showing your identity lately, of you don't mind sharing why what made you change 31 how long do you guys plan on doing yt? 10 years or yall planing on having Grey pubes and still making content if you careers goes that long? 32 downward party had not been transacted? 33 what would the goons do if you found out the dooo wasn't a man but a Butch lesbain this whole time and that's why he can talk like a girl and dress like one too....mcnasty? Gonna go to LB town with dooo
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Bad idea: Do a 10-hour live podcast for number 100. I want to see you guys go absolutely insane. Alternatively, you could do a 2-to-3-hour podcast where everyone gets progressively more drunk.
GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD
You just know it'll devolve into an absolute shit fest
And I'm all for it lol
YESSSSS
pleaaaaa
100th like
6:05 may or may not already have 200 clips saved for a part 2... anyways you can't wet water
already hyped for it man, your compilations are always a treat
Senpapi rick its always awesome to watch your comps dude
I'm fucking dead inside. My white innocent Christian dad decided he was gonna go see what his little 16 yo boi was listening to. He goes to my Spotify and finds the Goons podcast and gives it a listen. Later that night we were sitting on the couches and my dad out of the fucking blue was like, "they talk about Gator pu$$y on that podcast you listen to a lot." I'm gonna go run into on coming traffic now, enjoyed listening to you guys while it lasted. I'm sure I'll see Soup and Mcnasty their sooner or later
Oh god
Jesus Christ
F
Hope you're still with us g, even after a year later. 🫡
@@circleofrosesthe hell are you doing here I’ve a year later buddy. There is no way another human being rewatched the goons podcast.
Mcnasty : Do you know what it’s like living with a speech impediment?
Soup: Yeah I have a Sounthern Accent
Felt 😂
Carpet 😂
How was the animation of Soup at 37:48 so perfectly timed?! I swear, it was on purpose!
Sweet shit, yo. Monday upload! Also, I love how when it first started, Blarg was kind of the most tame out of the Goons now as time passes he's become just as fucked as the rest of the boys.
I’ve also noticed that he agrees with the fucked shit more often
He usually doesn’t do that^
One of us, one of us, one of us
i’m taking anatomy in high school and we dissected cats to identify their muscles and later to identify their organs. it was actually so fascinating
You in China?
@@Kai-mg1rz Wait till you find out that veterinarians have to do that
@Devon mf said high school tho ☹️
watching from middle east, blarg come back your place is empty in our hearts, and soup thanks for subbing your video titles so we can read it
Would Dooo and/or McNasty ever try one of those VTuber Avatars?
Not as a permanent thing, more as a joke like how H2O Delirious did for an Aprils Fool joke.
*PLEASE*
'As a joke' but you see it in half his vids now. lmao
Or like in some ordinary podcast
i doubt it
Delirious did whattttt?!?!
I have listened to the podcasts yet but I recall seeing a Moby huge with a hat behind blarg in his most recent gta vid
I love how they get bored and just start shopping on Amazon
I like how Soup's image wakes up on 33:17 after hearing 'you can buy that on Amazon'
i can tell this is gonna be a high energy podcast
5:27 this whole part aged like fine wine
aw bro this is my first episode and im already finna subscribe this is something i didnt know i needed
OMG imagine someone just starting to listen to this podcast at 36:15 and hearing:
_"Some sort of chemical reaction between the monkey and the cock happened, and it literally melted the monkey's ass. And it started leaking sand all over the cock and floor."_
*My brain would literally bluescreen. XD*
18:25 ... Tunguska Blast of 1908? The one they talk about in the first Ghostbusters movie? Idk, first thing I thought of...
Ive now spent over 76 hours of my life listening to these
probably 100 hours to be safe
Whenever I see a notification with a new video from you guys, the day is getting better :)
Immediately when I saw the thumbnail my first thought was a c4.
Same
Blarg Arab Moments The Sequel
26:25
Tool is one of my favorite bands and I saw them live in March (first concert as well). All of that what they said is 100% true. Definitely worth watching tho
sometimes i wonder if i’m actually schizophrenic and this podcast is just a hallucination
it is but the people in your walls are real
40:11 55 gallon of WD-40 I don't know why but I was on the floor cry laughing when I heard this
Love you guys keep up the great work 👍
As someone with a heart transplant, cellular memory is a very real thing. Your sense of taste can change, your personality can become different, your likes and dislikes can change, I used to eat a loooot of fruit, now I'm like a meatatarian
Would like to thank the goons about this podcast because my girlfriend died and I was coping with truama so I listened to every episode and thank mcnasty blarg and dooo and soup
I’m so sorry for your loss, I hope you’re hanging in there alright ❤️😔
I’m sorry for your loss, I hope you’re dealing with it okay. Just know that death is only temporary, and you’ll see her again in the next life.
Love ya dude, everything will be ok in the end. I'm sorry for your loss
Sorry for your loss
I hope you heal, bro. Keep your head up, king.
I'd say the majority of UA-camrs would be screwed if they were audited, especially when they learn how write offs work.
Imagine air dropping the Moby huge from 5000 ft.
13:25 soups animation is perfectly timed with mcnasty yelling.
Love the podcast boiz. Keep it up.
Love the slap and bongo session on his latest vid
As your one female viewer, I gotta say keep it up guys. Your videos give me the strength I need to get through my day.
"female viewer" *born a guy
Also a female viewer. Glad to see a fellow goon!!
That pass along outro was the funniest f**king shit I've heard all week.
Topic idea: What bands/songs are your guilty pleasure? I'm not talking about songs you like ironically, I'm talking about songs that you genuinely like that other people hate.
As someone who works at an Amazon warehouse, the amount of times I've stowed sex toys 😂
Blink twice if Bezos is holding you captive
Its a high demand commodity!😂👍
Lmao my boyfriend has shown me a few photos, also as it turns out there is a whole subreddit from amazon workers about some of the more risqué items they package.
y’all should do another 2 hour podcast the last one with yumi was great
Goons Mandela effect: was the hello kitty sticker always on dooo's guitar?
Goondela effect!
I look forward to u guys every week
Makes me so happy to hear my favourite group talk about my favourite band, Tool :)
I’ve been waiting for this all day
The outro and intro were so funny soups yell just cracked me up
i love that this episode just turned into shopping with the goons
Blarg finally got that groan tube yall were talking about
As someone who has descended from Mayans. I can say, what you said is accurate.
21:15 got me 😆
About to start homework so I don't fail my sophomore year and this shows up I'm immediately in a better mood to do crap work
still the best podcast
Convenient how I was watching Charlie when I got this notification
i can confirm we cant find the leave button. please help i have watched all 75 podcasts before this in a row
20:05 ......I'm sticking around. Still don't know why I stick around, maybe I need kill some brain cells? But um, I'm still here crocheting my Grandpa's blanket and drinking coffee to this hilarious garbage.
As a woman 20:00 cracked my shit up 😂 I love you guys
As someone with the Worst attention span and memory this was very good to just listen too and watch the little spwach things always satisfying
Topic: the 4 of you are on a deserted island. You can bring bare minimum supplies. How long you lasting
on a deserted island, all you have is your pc setup, what's on your desk, and every episide of the podcast. Spaghetti or meat?
I saw y’all uploaded then I fell asleep and dreamt a whole podcast with chills as the guest
90m is huge. IIRC from a certain size up to 200-250m it's nearly equivalent that 1m of meteor diameter is equal to about 1 megaton [of TNT] airburst explosion. So this is two orders of magnitude, or a hundred times more than Hiroshima. So a 90m asteroid could reach yields approaching 90MT, much bigger than the biggest nuke we ever made (Soviet Tsar Bomba at (yield limited) 50MT).
Of course that if it hits more or less at 90deg to the surface. The Russian "bright light" was much closer to 0deg, meaning it flew by at a very flat angle, which caused it to have much longer journey through the atmosphere, which slowed it down and caused to experience extreme heat for quite a long time, which vaporized it and either stuff flew out into space, or it burned in the atmosphere completely, high enough not to cause any overpressure.
The "famous" was Tunguska Event, which of course was Tesla's Death Ray ;) (or I think 60-80m meteor, so yes, smaller than this near miss.).
So yeah, worst case scenario and this wipes e.g. ENTIRE state of Maryland. Or turns 90% of NYC into flatland. Plus the tsunami-like effects. No radiation though!
this made my night ty the goons podcast
also
CODE: GOONS
That's G. O. O. N. S.
McNasty has never made me laugh more than in this episode
Fun fact, there are still mayan settlements in Guatemala, Mexico, Honduras; people that still speak mayan, so you might have mayan fans listening right now
Finally after 2+ months I finally caught up with all the podcasts, now I don't exactly have to worry about a new upload...😁😄
Also for 4/20, can you guys do a podcast high, include Yumi and grizzy, Smitty, and I think that's it. I just bet that podcast is going to be hilarious, who knows what stoner thoughts or whatever silly things you guys might say...😁.
Since you guys mostly revolve around offensive humor, what do you guys think about UA-camrs like iShowspeed who just go full throttle with it every time
If “Obama Shrimp Magnet” DOESNT find itself on the launch of The Goons official merch page, we riot.
First 5 seconds, heard a Soup scream. That's how you know that podcast gonna be good asf lmao
You know mcnasty is borderline elderly when he makes a zerox joke
Came from on Spotify to say, as a far descendent of the Mayans, that’s fair.
I was just working out with Slackjaw playing and a Goons podcast comes out hell yeah
hell yea brother
at half of the podcast feel like I'm listening to my friends discussed what to buy each other for Christmas.
They should do a podcast with Rosie (the first gamer girl interaction)
That is actually a good idea.
That video was my first of any of there’s, and I think it was for a lot of other people too
@@sonofliberty8872 my first video that introduced me to them was the 18+ Rainbow Six siege from Mcnasty (I met my sister at a Mill)
the last 3 podcasts have all had blarg in the title
petition for goons gaming to come back. :)
I'm really late, but the IRS thing is because they are horribly underfunded, so they can't actually afford to go after the rich lol.
I love this podcast
Every single second of this is an out of context clip
We need a soup house tour
The Tunguska fireball, goddamnit! Watch the X-Files, you whippersnappers, and stay the F off my lawn too.
This is for Soup. Have you ever heard of the read south all band? They’re getting pretty big and they just finished up a tour with the Whiskey Myers. And my brother is the drummer 🐸
“Oo wtf is this? Obama shrimp magnet?!” 😂
Is no one gonna talk about mcnastys raiders joke? 😂
Group topics
If you had to move to a different country, which country
would you move to?
Is there any sponsorship you regret doing?
Would you rather have long hair or short hair for life?
Favorite car company?
Any new voutooz?
How did you guys get into music and other hobbies you
like doing?
Specific person questions?
Soup
As a person that is very outgoing, what is some stuff you
want to do before you get too old?
Mcnasty
If you could go back, would you complete high school?
Blarg
As a person who also likes cars, what car company would
you get rid of?
Why do you have fries cooking as your outro?
Dooo
When you were growing up did you have this mindset or
fear about losing your virginity? Because for me I feel like
I need to lose it asap
Hear me out
Podcast with just the goons parents 🥵
Really hoped Blarg would have found the video of Norm eating his pig poutine 😂
Where’s my YHM Mommies out there?
The comet* that exploded over northern Russia and levelled a forest, that you were mentioning, was the Tunguska event in 1908. Not sure if the comet itself had a name before that.
Hey goons, its tuesday now, I've been waiting all day, wheres my mf podcast
only ogs remember podcast 17, and the jelly beans
GOONS QUESTIONS
WEEK 11 OF TRYING TO GIVE THESE APES A PODCAST WORTH OF QUESTIONS
Btw my names River if you wanna include that
Also mcnsaty should ask these questions
1 what would you ideal apocalypse scenario be (ex zombies apocalypse or nuclear apocalypse)
2 soup have you considered doing a collab with the goons in a serious song for Slackjaw
3 have you guys gotten into anyway to further your money gain (ex Real Estate or stock market)
4 did you guys ever think of quiting yt before fame or after fame
5 raisins or busted monitor?
6 have you ever had a baby scare?
7 what death in yoir life affected you the most?
8 ever been peer pressured?
9 have you ever committed a crime that wasn't doing a drug or drinking under age?
10 meth or hotpockets?
11 whats your favorite game you play not for yt
12 how big are your guys penis
13 favorite food
14 ever met someone who tries to one up you with everything
15 have you wish you have or havent went to school not necessarily just for education but the experience as well
16 ever rage at a game and done something dumb or break something
17 just got this idea from a joey daiz clip what would you gonna do if you were in a bathroom at a sports game and a kid gets his willie stick in his zipper and his parents are no where to be seen so you help him and just as you get on you knees to help the kid his dad walks in how are you gonna talk your self out of this and not gonna get the the absolute shit beat out of you
18 how to tutorial ; eventually not required?
19 if you guys made a sex tape whod be the bitch and get London bridged who would be the recorder who would take it up the ass?
20 goons pranks?
22 ncnasty and the dooo have probably seen this cringy vegin gay dude on tikrok yall should prank him with your voices that would be hilarious
23 Mcnastt because your starting a band I'm assuming you becoming more open with your appearance being somewhat open to everyone an what are you gonna do to keep you face unknown for privacy if not have you thought it through about your face and identity being out there and potentially getting weird or just annoying fans or are you thinking of doing something like slipknot a mask
24 ever considered having a make a wish fan on the podcast?...cough, it's terminal
25 any new or old UA-camrs or actors of old shows that you'd watch that you would love to collab with or just meet?
26 I know you guys make pretty good money but as a UA-camr are there any expenses that you have like maybe hardware cameras or buying shitty games for content or things that's not obvious
27 I'm just genuinely curious how much your guys editors make cause I'm considering becoming one and want a rough margin how much one makes for yt as big as you guys
28 how do you guys scratch your balls The pitch and knead technique? Isn't it funny no one taught is that yet ever boy just knows how to
29 yall have any new paranormal experience paranormal doesn't just mean ghost it means glitch in the matrix or literally anything that's pretty abnormal
I personally have a few stories but I'm not sure if yall wanna dive into
For one I've had a growling demon that's followed me throughout my childhood and for the longest time no one else heard but the last time I heard it someone else finally heard it and I finally knew I wasn't crazy there is a lit more to it and scary details but I'm not gonna write 2 paragraphs of you guys might not is this but of yall are very interested in hearing some of my paranormal stories let me know could have some interesting PC topics
30 mcnasty I'm guessing your becoming more open and more comfortable to showing your identity lately, of you don't mind sharing why what made you change
31 how long do you guys plan on doing yt? 10 years or yall planing on having Grey pubes and still making content if you careers goes that long?
32 downward party had not been transacted?
33 what would the goons do if you found out the dooo wasn't a man but a Butch lesbain this whole time and that's why he can talk like a girl and dress like one too....mcnasty? Gonna go to LB town with dooo
Zamn
I watch every new episode like 7 times cause I fall asleep before it can finish
As a Mayan I can confirm that we where the special R
I made many mistakes while listening to this.
1. I was trying to sleep
2. I am a woman
3. I giggled in a quiet room full of light sleepers with guns.
18:40 Blarg you’re talking about the Tunguska asteroid
Why ya'll gotta wait till I'm drunk...lol..watching it tomorrow again too, i guess
I like how they used moistcritikals old room for the thumbnail
Drunk podcast for number 100 we need it
Where is podcast
18:45 Very ironic timing for you guys to talk about that
45:55 we never got to dissect anything because of Covid 🫡
This is such a shitshow
I love it
Right? That’s what we come here for, newcomers better strap in
"Fleshlight" is acceptable for closed captioning; UA-cam canon confirmed
That ending was funny
Jokes on you i listen to the goons everytime i go to bed and let it play through out the night and when i wake up
Topics:
What is your favorite soda? (Mine is birch beer)
Would you guys get neuralink if it was available to the public?
Fun fact: it takes 38,788 metric tons of bananas to create the same radioactive amount of one “little boy” atomic bomb
So if a monkey ate 38,788 metric tons of bananas...
Precisely you could monkey bomb Japan yes