TheDooo has a gay dream about Blarg - GOONS #46

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  • @soup
    @soup 3 роки тому +2073

    Mmm yummy

    • @CharlieOsoo
      @CharlieOsoo 3 роки тому +12

      Cool.

    • @edgetransit1976
      @edgetransit1976 3 роки тому +26

      mayonnaise or g chord?

    • @ashaw7545
      @ashaw7545 3 роки тому +15

      Being a fellow American in the state of SC, how do you find balance between the yee and the yee? asking for a friend.

    • @Bluntula
      @Bluntula 3 роки тому +9

      is mayonnaise a chord?

    • @Phvsics
      @Phvsics 3 роки тому +1

      Yummy in my tummy.

  • @matthewroman5520
    @matthewroman5520 3 роки тому +180

    6:17 Blarg's dialogue and Soup's animated character go perfect

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому +1

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

    • @Salamosalay
      @Salamosalay Рік тому +2

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Not reading allat

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf Рік тому +1

      ​@@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 What in the-

  • @invadergirr420najera8
    @invadergirr420najera8 3 роки тому +531

    I like how blarg sounds all intelligent but when he plays war zone he says shit like frog motorcycles 🤣😂

  • @kjsirkirby
    @kjsirkirby 3 роки тому +851

    man today really is just amazing. best friends birthday today, nfl kickoff, AND a goons podcast. what a wonderful world

    • @pontoilet
      @pontoilet 3 роки тому +33

      amen my friendings

    • @frog9300
      @frog9300 3 роки тому +9

      Indeed

    • @dogeclark2265
      @dogeclark2265 3 роки тому +14

      Hey man good to hear! Keep up the positive vibes

    • @kjsirkirby
      @kjsirkirby 3 роки тому +10

      @@dogeclark2265 you know it man positive vibes only 🤟

    • @ImChase_lol
      @ImChase_lol 3 роки тому +10

      Cowboys lost too. Thank the lords

  • @starringsparrow6523
    @starringsparrow6523 3 роки тому +544

    Yalls podcast are what get me through boring ass days or just kicking the shit

  • @rtwiles8444
    @rtwiles8444 3 роки тому +706

    We should have blarg's girlfriend on to talk about neuroscience.

    • @imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222
      @imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222 3 роки тому +47

      She’s not real. Just a cover

    • @arramiscastellon6168
      @arramiscastellon6168 3 роки тому +87

      I personally wouldn’t want to subject my girlfriend to this torture

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 роки тому +11

      @@cameronsmith4932 yessirrr i love get fruity with some dude booty

    • @JoshSingleTon2
      @JoshSingleTon2 3 роки тому +26

      @@cameronsmith4932
      I love me some dudeass

    • @Yourfavoritesalad
      @Yourfavoritesalad 3 роки тому +3

      @@arramiscastellon6168 it's like sending
      her to auschwitz

  • @manks5491
    @manks5491 3 роки тому +157

    all jokes aside, my favourite thing about this podcast is that they can go from talking about something absolutely retarded, to conversing with one another intelligently about serious topics. its pretty fuckin cool, and the harmony between these boys feels natural tbh. always will like the goons.
    ps. mustard stain

    • @remn3nt266
      @remn3nt266 3 роки тому

      Slavery Cracka

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

    • @manks5491
      @manks5491 2 роки тому

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Im Christian bro

  • @EliasReda
    @EliasReda 3 роки тому +76

    When The Dooo will genuinely come out as gay no one is gonna believe him.

    • @Ieatpeople2
      @Ieatpeople2 3 роки тому +5

      Stealth: 100

    • @Ilyjana
      @Ilyjana 3 роки тому +6

      doo said hes omnisexual in one of grizzy's videos

    • @top5youtubers944
      @top5youtubers944 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ilyjana he’s every sexuality lol

    • @szltyy6646
      @szltyy6646 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ilyjana which video ?

    • @Ilyjana
      @Ilyjana 3 роки тому

      @@szltyy6646 ua-cam.com/video/Yg3XZVXUEkM/v-deo.html 0:50

  • @dougdimmadome5843
    @dougdimmadome5843 3 роки тому +204

    Christmas has come early Also an hour and 20 minutes this is the longest podcast ever

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

  • @ibaneztenaciousD
    @ibaneztenaciousD 3 роки тому +106

    I actually spat my drink when blarg said "you cant copyright deez nuts". 10/10 podcast

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

    • @theonlygame0692
      @theonlygame0692 Рік тому +1

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 no

  • @bordenzuheckii1469
    @bordenzuheckii1469 3 роки тому +49

    Literally perfect. The episode and the timing. My birthday is tomorrow and I was getting lonely without the podcast. I absolutely love the podcast that you guys do! Please never stop, much love!

  • @Tycool243
    @Tycool243 3 роки тому +80

    27:01 soups avatar's eyes had the perfect timing

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

    • @Salamosalay
      @Salamosalay Рік тому

      58:33 too

    • @ronnielacher
      @ronnielacher Рік тому

      @@islamisthetruewaytogod6812 Shut up

  • @CosmicSteph
    @CosmicSteph 3 роки тому +75

    “You scream bloody murder even if no one is home just so there’s not a whole lot of silence.” They ain’t gotta do McNasty like that. 💀🤣

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

  • @DiamondBatToons
    @DiamondBatToons 3 роки тому +152

    No joke--you guys are the ONLY podcast I listen to EVERYDAY!
    Y'all are Hilarious and make my day 😂

    • @AjPappalardo
      @AjPappalardo 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @lmdrdn5941
      @lmdrdn5941 3 роки тому +2

      Preach it brutha

    • @DiamondBatToons
      @DiamondBatToons 3 роки тому +1

      @@lmdrdn5941 Amen to that! Lol

    • @edgetransit1976
      @edgetransit1976 3 роки тому +3

      this podcast is better than anything on tv. i have way too many hours listening to this, even though ive listened to all episodes multiple times

    • @DiamondBatToons
      @DiamondBatToons 3 роки тому +1

      @@edgetransit1976 same! 😂

  • @gussify4142
    @gussify4142 3 роки тому +57

    I was just thinking “you know it been awhile since the goons uploaded”.

  • @baedo2159
    @baedo2159 3 роки тому +37

    I have re listened to the whole podcast 3 times now I’m on my 4th and it’s still so good

    • @freschey
      @freschey 3 роки тому +4

      I just recently downloaded every episode on Spotify to listen while at work! Ready to listen for the 3rd time after this episode.

    • @quantumdisappointment5711
      @quantumdisappointment5711 2 роки тому +1

      That sounds unproductive

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

  • @MorphineZ0
    @MorphineZ0 3 роки тому +294

    I’ve never clicked so fast after seeing a UA-cam vid title

  • @johnperry6201
    @johnperry6201 3 роки тому +9

    I am SO THANKFUL for the Goons uploading all the content lately! Seeing this made me so happy, it makes work soooo much better.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +74

    Doordash driver here. I've asked multiple customers what their rent is.
    I'm planning to move. And i'm looking for a place that looks nice, for a decent rent. My customers never seemed to find it wierd at all. They were happy to talk about it. The amenities, the pros, the cons, the costs, all that.
    Your Ubereats driver is probably in a similar situation, Blarg.
    Just saying.
    EDIT:
    And as for the picture thing, with non-contact orders, yes we are required to take a picture.
    With contact-capable orders, we have an option to "Hand Order directly to the customer." It can be annoying when you forget to take the pic. But there's no excuse for a black, empty fvcking picture. Lol

    • @bitterblast5973
      @bitterblast5973 3 роки тому +4

      You seem just a little too serious for a joke (I do not mean any hate)

    • @bitterblast5973
      @bitterblast5973 3 роки тому +1

      Also thank you for the picture information

    • @adrikboyd9942
      @adrikboyd9942 3 роки тому +13

      One time I delivered to someone who lived in my old house

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +11

      @@adrikboyd9942 That must be a wierd feeling. Haha

    • @islamisthetruewaytogod6812
      @islamisthetruewaytogod6812 2 роки тому

      Hello ! May Allah protect and guide you to his light and happiness in this life and the hereafter, God bless, Ameen. Excuse me for giving a little presentation of Islam, because it is very misunderstood nowadays, especially on those « Antichrist's » times, where media and politics are mixed to distort history and truth. And terrorists (puppets of the Antichrist) who misinterpret verses, out of ignorance and political motivations, and take them out of historical context (just like radical atheists do by the way), don't help either. Thank you very much for your time.
      Islam is an arabic word that means the Surrender to the One and Only God, our Creator, Protector, Provider, who gives us life and all that we have, we are safe and sound by his will and grace, we are His and to Him we return, and we have to thank him in this trial life by submitting to him by our free will, or later in the Day of judgment when it's too late to save our own skin. Islam was the original Religion descended to earth from heaven with Adam and Eve (peace and blessing be upon them) in the beginning of humanity. and was passed to people with the succession of the 124 000 prophets and 315 messengers of God to all nations and civilizations since, passing by Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Ismaël, Joseph, Moses, Aaron, Joshua, David, Solomon and Jesus (Peace and blessing be upon them) during the history of mankind, the last replaces and completes the previous, until the succession of the last messenger of God fourteen centuries ago, Muhammad (Peace and blessing be upon him) to complete the noble morals of all mankind, to bring humans and jinns out of darkness into light, and to purify people's religion and belief from corruption and polytheism, and return it to purity and true monotheism, like it was in the times of the prophets (Peace and blessing be upon them).
      Many Religions that we know nowadays, at their beginning were true and under Islam, initiated by one of the prophets of God, but their original teachings, history and scriptures have been corrupted over time with falsification and polytheism, or lost and replaced with false ones. That's why Islam is the only Religion accepted by God nowadays, which consists in bearing witness that there is no god besides Allah (God in Aramaic, the original language of Jesus and the Gospel), and that Muhammad is His servant and messenger, just like Jesus and Moses and others are His servants and messengers. Never a messenger of God said he was God or literally son of God, it was the people after him who changed the words of God and corrupted the Religion. God is unique and absolute, He does not need to have a family and sons or to associate anyone else with His kingdom, He can simply create whatever He wants, everything belongs to Him, and to Him everything will return. Allah said in Surah Al-Mu’minun : “God has never begotten a son, nor is there any god besides Him. Otherwise, each god would have taken away what it has created, and some of them would have gained supremacy over others. Glory be to God, far beyond what they describe. The Knower of the hidden and the manifest. He is exalted, far above what they associate. (91-92 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah means the one and only God, the God of all prophets and creatures, the creator of the universe and mankind, and the Master of the Day of judgment, where our destiny, Hell or Paradise, is decided based on our faith and deeds in this trial life, and above all, Allah's mercy.
      Allah said in Surah Al-Ikhlas : In the name of God, the Gracious, the Merciful.
      Say, “He is God, the One. God, the Absolute. He begets not, nor was He begotten. And there is none comparable to Him.” (1-4 / Translated by ITANI).
      Allah said in Surah An-Nisa : O FOLLOWERS of the Gospel! Do not overstep the bounds [of truth] in your religious beliefs, and do not say of God anything but the truth. The Christ Jesus, son of Mary, was but God's Apostle - [the fulfilment of] His promise which He had conveyed unto Mary - and a soul created by Him. Believe, then, in God and His apostles, and do not say, "[God is] a trinity". Desist [from this assertion] for your own good. God is but One God; utterly remote is He, in His glory, from having a son: unto Him belongs all that is in the heavens and all that is on earth; and none is as worthy of trust as God. Never did the Christ feel too proud to be God's servant, nor do the angels who are near unto Him. And those who feel too proud to serve Him and glory in their arrogance [should know that on Judgment Day] He will gather them all unto Himself: (171-172 / Translated by Muhammad Asad).
      Allah the Most Merciful said in Surah Ali-Imran : Behold, the only [true] religion in the sight of God is [man's] self-surrender unto Him; and those who were vouchsafed revelation aforetime took, out of mutual jealousy, to divergent views [on this point] only after knowledge [thereof] had come unto them. But as for him who denies the truth of God's messages - behold, God is swift in reckoning!
      Thus, [O Prophet,] if they argue with thee, say, "I have surrendered my whole being unto God, and [so have] all who follow me!" - and ask those who have been vouchsafed revelation aforetime, as well as all unlettered people, "Have you [too] surrendered yourselves unto Him?" And if they surrender themselves unto Him, they are on the right path; but if they turn away - behold, thy duty is no more than to deliver the message: for God sees all that is in [the hearts of] His creatures.
      Verily, as for those who deny the truth of God's messages, and slay the prophets against all right, and slay people who enjoin equity - announce unto them a grievous chastisement.
      It is they whose works shall come to nought both in this world and in the life to come; and they shall have none to succour them.
      (19-22 / Translated by Muhammad Asad)..
      Salam (Peace) ------------------------

  • @KdubbleYT
    @KdubbleYT 3 роки тому +38

    The title of this episode is something I never thought I’d see pop up in my notifications..

  • @heftytophatvintage3102
    @heftytophatvintage3102 3 роки тому +12

    38:24
    How McNasty said this; Really brought tears to my eyes

  • @jackofastora8962
    @jackofastora8962 3 роки тому +11

    40:00 get the swat to raid dooo’s house and take his mattress for suspected drug possession, then he’ll be forced to buy a new one.

  • @loganfauris
    @loganfauris 3 роки тому +27

    Ah yes, goons gay dreams... everything i've ever wanted without knowing its what i needed

  • @cddiamondslicer
    @cddiamondslicer 9 місяців тому +1

    i love using these videos to go to sleep, then rewatching them in the morning so i can hear the full story

  • @yaboirico9797
    @yaboirico9797 3 роки тому +10

    OMG YESSSS these always cheer me up, and instantly cure my sadness every time.

  • @CirynthLighthammer
    @CirynthLighthammer 3 роки тому +6

    Thank you again Goons. Listen while gaming tonight...love it!

  • @m00dy_13
    @m00dy_13 3 роки тому +11

    51:27 i think the book you're talking about is called "zeroes" its about these teenage hackers who were gunna be sent to jail but instead went to work for the CIA or something

    • @flooboo1502
      @flooboo1502 3 роки тому +2

      Personally believe its The Shadow Project by Herbie Brennan, as the main plot line is a kid breaks into a house, turns out to be a secret government agency that teaches kids to use astral projection to do missions for them.

  • @XxsupersayainxX
    @XxsupersayainxX 3 роки тому +5

    Blarg just drops the "Yeah my girl has a neuroscience degree" fuck man that's crazy

  • @nolant7622
    @nolant7622 2 роки тому +3

    I've listened to these podcasts so many times at work when I am bored af and it always helps time fly. I took one of the goons quizzes and got the fucking dooo

  • @Its_Sleepyjules
    @Its_Sleepyjules 3 роки тому +2

    I love when they do an asmr with their voices on 19:36 to the end when I’m sleeping bc i have it on speakers and when a burglar tries to rob me they get scared from hearing this bit lol

  • @gorgeneye2734
    @gorgeneye2734 2 роки тому +4

    sometimes the animated characters fit them so much

  • @Martin-wv3nc
    @Martin-wv3nc 3 роки тому +38

    Let’s gooo excited for the podcast and the title makes me believe in Dooo gay moments

  • @owenslit8709
    @owenslit8709 3 роки тому +4

    I needed this 😭 had a friend pass yesterday and I needed cheering up thank you guys 💕💕

    • @dominicmonocello8896
      @dominicmonocello8896 3 роки тому +4

      You have my regards. It’s always tough to lose someone you’re close to no matter if they’re a friend or family member

  • @Cjrcarter101
    @Cjrcarter101 3 роки тому +3

    1:09:23 cracks me up so much, the way blarg says I WASN'T BRAGGING

  • @XxAventinexX
    @XxAventinexX 3 роки тому +12

    I haven't laughed at a podcast episode this hard 😂😂 omfg this was a great episode. I died laughing at TheDooo sex dream

  • @edgetransit1976
    @edgetransit1976 3 роки тому +4

    Someones gotta have an updated dooo gay moments. Theres been way too much

  • @tatyana6856
    @tatyana6856 3 роки тому +1

    What a way to start off my evening hearing about dooo's gay dream lol.
    Also, I'm so happy that they talked about dreams. As someone who is always intrigued when it comes to dreams and hearing other people's dreams, I was curious about whether they had nightmares and recurring dreams as well. I also experience recurring dreams but it havent happen in the while, usually me being chased by something.
    I had dreams where I got bitten and woken up with that area in pain.
    I also had dreams of zombies as well and dreams where I'm placed in a video game that I have watched or played prior that night, etc.
    Blarg is indeed the mom out of the group.

  • @alexanderrobinson6797
    @alexanderrobinson6797 3 роки тому +5

    longer podcasts are a blessing

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +3

    I was supposed to sleep an hour ago to wake up early tmrw but there was no way *I could go to bed without clicking on that title*

  • @MagicalHerb
    @MagicalHerb 3 роки тому +3

    Future questions (may already have been brought up unsure)
    1. Most awkward/tense moment
    2. Most feared animal
    3. Ecosystem you'd survive best in (obviously one you're used to but may be surprised with answers)
    4. In an apocalyptic or emergency situation no alternatives, who the goons cannibalize first

    • @MagicalHerb
      @MagicalHerb 3 роки тому

      On number 4 it's like blarg is more food and doos a simp but he got them Taliban Thighs them damn mnt walking legs so idk if hes a smart target but still its 3 on 1 idk why I'm curious what yall think of this weird question

  • @DubThirtyThr33
    @DubThirtyThr33 2 роки тому +1

    Listened to this entire episode at 0.5x speed and this is now my favorite of the podcasts because they sound absolutely SO drunk, and the things they say really sells the drunk thing.

  • @theaddictive6676
    @theaddictive6676 3 роки тому +8

    as a guy with adhd and autism that overstimulating thing is accurate to an extent

  • @leechion2933
    @leechion2933 3 роки тому +1

    53:00 I always fell asleep with movies on and i think ive said this previously in one of your videos but ive fallin asleep watching a movie. I remember watching the movie and thinkging it was really off from what i was seeing, then my father called my name since iwas dozing off and i shot up, looked at the screen. I dont even remember how it went but my brain continued the movie for me

  • @astrosnappy
    @astrosnappy 3 роки тому +3

    This is one of a kind video where I like the video before I watch it

  • @jacobfields6081
    @jacobfields6081 Рік тому +1

    something about the ending of this podcast, hearing men breathily talking top me with my headphones gets me ROCK FUCKING HARD

  • @AMADEUS145
    @AMADEUS145 3 роки тому +5

    The book soup was talking about was the third book in the homelander series, I’m literally reading that book right now and just got passed the part where he goes through astral projection to regain this memories

    • @flooboo1502
      @flooboo1502 3 роки тому +2

      Sure it wasn't The Shadow Project by Herbie Brennan? The entire book is about a kid learning how to use astral projection to help a secret government agency.

  • @ayejimbae8068
    @ayejimbae8068 3 роки тому +1

    The Hulk Hogan revival comin outta soup on the mattress lore.
    “Brother.”
    Said with the most come to Jesus energy imaginable. 😂😂

  • @GrepidYT
    @GrepidYT 3 роки тому +4

    50:00 The story about Blarg's dreams feeling like real life, I have that every morning and it sucks, I'll wake up for an alarm, then as I'm about to get up, I pass out again but I instantly start dreaming as if I had gotten up, and I can go about my day, get dressed, and get ready for my day and then all of a sudden I wake up in bed again, and this can happen multiple times, depending on how my sleep was that night, before I actually break the cycle and get up for real. What's also strange is how when I wake back up, I can check the time and it is the same time as it would usually take me to do my morning routine, so it is as if I was asleep and the dream was a 1:1 time scale with real life. But long story short. It sucks and I hate mornings

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 3 роки тому +1

    Oh you have already sold me with that title. I will sell my soul to you for more like that.

  • @codyalexander9470
    @codyalexander9470 3 роки тому +3

    At 1:09 blarg's Canadian accent came out and sounded hilarious

  • @youssefmostafa6262
    @youssefmostafa6262 3 роки тому +10

    I never clicked so fast on a Goons podcast lmao that title

  • @Tanis67
    @Tanis67 3 роки тому +12

    Fastest ive ever caught one and I'm glad it was this one

  • @leonhardadams1527
    @leonhardadams1527 3 роки тому +1

    It’s strange how this podcast removes brain cells from my head faster than hell. But I always come back every time I get the notification. It’s self torture.

  • @sqratattack8717
    @sqratattack8717 3 роки тому +13

    Gotta love my favorite white dudes who have a podcast not always on a Monday

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 6 місяців тому

    1:01:18 what Dooo is referring to is indeed real and is called trepanation. In all the times they would pretty much drill willy-nilly for emergency head surgery in addition to “removing spirits”. Now a days, this has evolved into current medical procedures in order to relieve pressure in various parts of the body, such as in the head for a subdermal hematoma (this is also known as creating a bur hole)

  • @dustinhaas7668
    @dustinhaas7668 3 роки тому +4

    Saw the title and immediately knew it was going to be cursed

  • @uncleqrow5941
    @uncleqrow5941 3 роки тому +1

    Just so everyone is aware I've been watching this for 21:44 and I've been on the toilet the whole time

  • @allenblumhagen
    @allenblumhagen 3 роки тому +10

    This is legitimately the only podcast I listen to.

  • @haqidaz6119
    @haqidaz6119 3 роки тому

    Perfect timing with my cooking/breakfast time.. Cooking no longer boring with u guys rambling around!!

  • @blitzkrieg2524
    @blitzkrieg2524 3 роки тому +3

    with a title like that you already know the pants coming off

  • @shaynewestmoreland8657
    @shaynewestmoreland8657 3 роки тому +1

    Almost an hour and a half of the Goons!! Let's go boys!!

  • @lonelydukk5335
    @lonelydukk5335 3 роки тому +3

    Hell yeah new podcast moment

  • @TheCountryFrog
    @TheCountryFrog 3 роки тому +1

    1:01:14 Soup's eyes when Dooo mentions demons. Freaking gold

  • @clicquotflies2301
    @clicquotflies2301 3 роки тому +7

    I love how they always they always pimp doo out In the titles

  • @12grit71
    @12grit71 3 роки тому

    i think that the book that soup was talking about at 51:40 was enders game its about the government using kids to carry out military missions through virtual reality or something like that

  • @theslowboicam7882
    @theslowboicam7882 3 роки тому +7

    Question for all of The Goons: If you could make your own video game what kind of game would it be, what way would you be able to play it on (I.e. console, PC, steam deck, etc), and what would be the inspiration for you to make it??

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +2

    48:58 I totally get that, I was trying to imagine a person but I wasn't able to just make him appear even though I remembered his face perfectly in my head, I just couldn't make it happen no matter how hard I tried.
    In the end I realized I had to make him walk through the door rather than just simulate him right in front of me

  • @MachineMan64
    @MachineMan64 3 роки тому +10

    Funny how Blarg already talked about the lucid dream story and even questioned if he did or not.
    Also: Astral Projection is basically that one Spongebob episode when he exits his dream into the real world and sees himself in bed.

  • @ha_joker_ha6337
    @ha_joker_ha6337 3 роки тому +2

    1:48 we have other methods too ya know

  • @Eggy_Zem
    @Eggy_Zem 3 роки тому +5

    Right before the new NFL season thanks for not dropping it during the game lol

  • @mrblunt24
    @mrblunt24 3 роки тому +1

    Finally!!!!!! Wait was long enough.

  • @catmatt3rd
    @catmatt3rd 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve had the dream continuing like McMaster does, it’s really strange because it can happen without me even being completely asleep for it to continue

  • @sans3701
    @sans3701 3 роки тому +1

    After a day of work, this is reliveing to hear

  • @lucyf1
    @lucyf1 3 роки тому +3

    that is just- a title if I've ever seen one

  • @austinharris4754
    @austinharris4754 3 роки тому +1

    I love Mcnasty trying to tell them about the email finally does and then sounds like he has a brain aneurysm

  • @_.mmsi._
    @_.mmsi._ 3 роки тому +5

    Yes

  • @lj45551
    @lj45551 10 місяців тому +1

    2:15 if everyone needs to know

  • @patrickholke4673
    @patrickholke4673 3 роки тому +3

    thought it was going to be another 3 weeks until there was another episode.

  • @YurtFerguson
    @YurtFerguson Рік тому +2

    The Earth is a 2002 Ford crown Victoria in a rural Kentucky Craigslist ad

  • @bikboi8619
    @bikboi8619 3 роки тому +3

    Listening to this podcast keeps me from ending it all

  • @user-zy2zn4wl9s
    @user-zy2zn4wl9s 3 роки тому +2

    9 seconds baby second Earliest I've been for this podcast

  • @lysshuh
    @lysshuh 3 роки тому +3

    this is exactly what i needed to do my five page essay to

    • @kirstypie
      @kirstypie 3 роки тому

      Lmao I wrote a paper listening to this too :)

  • @mykanycemusic7542
    @mykanycemusic7542 3 роки тому +1

    Best day ever is when this podcast gets uploaded

  • @smilez02
    @smilez02 3 роки тому +11

    thank you Blarg for expanding on how us Mexicans made it over the border. the doo was very closed minded about it 1:29

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 3 роки тому

      I always thought we just walked to the border lol

    • @smilez02
      @smilez02 3 роки тому

      @@notsmii7y nah, we get smuggled. some swim

  • @justinpettit8282
    @justinpettit8282 3 роки тому +1

    Bro no way you guys talked about lucid dreaming and astral projection dude that shit is literally my favorite topic to hear about. Thanks guys

  • @yaboipktendo
    @yaboipktendo 3 роки тому +6

    Since they talked about their weird Dreams i'm gonna Share my weird Dreams:
    I often have Dreams where i'm doing something completly normal, but its completly Out of context (Like Suddenly making a Pancake, when i was Just Driving Home)
    But for some reason i then have it that one day my brain is Like "Wait, we've 100% done this Thing before! In this exact way! Stop everything you're doing, think about where you've done this before"
    I legit dont know why this Happens, and i dont know what this is called
    Edit:
    Deja Vu
    Its Deja Vu
    I'm so fuckin stupid

  • @T.L.A.
    @T.L.A. 3 роки тому +1

    I can kinda relate to McNasty: I used to dream about zombie apocalypses, but I never had the same type of zombie dream. One dream would be like walking dead zombies, the other one would be 28 days later kind of zombies, and the setting of the dreams were never in the same area. Now I just have Deja vu more often when I dream every once in a while.

  • @al3xdali0n-40
    @al3xdali0n-40 3 роки тому +5

    These make me happy after a long day of school. (As I typed this I heard moaning and farting from the podcast)

  • @brandonewart6771
    @brandonewart6771 3 роки тому +1

    new ep of the podcast hell yaaa

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +4

    I love this podcast but it's no good for my short attention span - right before I blank out, Dooo's talking about his gay dreams and then when my brain decides to tune back in, *y'all are talking about deez nuts...*

  • @synnistaa_2571
    @synnistaa_2571 3 роки тому

    Nothing better than having a lunch break at work and the bois upload

  • @anonymouspeification
    @anonymouspeification 3 роки тому +4

    Have never clicked so fast in my life 🙃

  • @Peku_G
    @Peku_G 3 роки тому

    A whole redbull with fanta + working on a halloween costume + goons podcast = One of the greatest days Ive had in a long while

  • @mordecaifroehlich8256
    @mordecaifroehlich8256 3 роки тому +4

    First daddy come to Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @TastyThumbs
    @TastyThumbs 2 місяці тому

    1:08:00. Pringles can't legally be called chips since it's made from shaped mashed potatoes and not sliced like most others.

  • @cherrycock6749
    @cherrycock6749 2 роки тому +6

    I think what doo meant by the dream being gay was that in his dream, he spent about 20 minutes activley and consentually was trying to look for blarg and make out with him. Making out is probably more intimate to these guys since they joke about shit like sex all the time, so in the dream while doo was being led on by blarg and then blarg admitting that he wasn't there in the end (and doo probably woke up right after) he probably felt like he was low-key wanting and again while activley searching for blarg, he might of really kissed and made out with him probably try other things and doo probably telling himself that it's a dream and it's not real (and which im sure he probably knew that he was dreaming as well). doo having a dream crush on blarg is cute lol :)

  • @halojr1172
    @halojr1172 3 роки тому

    Love you guys so much!

  • @jessi_isnotfound1506
    @jessi_isnotfound1506 2 роки тому +2

    “I’m feeling submissive and breedable right about now” -Thedooo 2021

  • @unculturedswine7993
    @unculturedswine7993 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah, Dietz and Watson made a "Dietz Nuts" snack pack, and I'm pretty sure they have a commercial for them on YT.

  • @powertothecreators104
    @powertothecreators104 3 роки тому +2

    Loved this podcast. Some solid semi-intellectual conversation