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    PATREON: / nsp
    MAILING LIST: laylo.com/ninjasexparty
    MERCH: goodmerchonly.com/collections...
    TOUR: ninjasexparty.com/tour/
    SPOTIFY: spoti.fi/3EfHuNE
    INSTAGRAM: / ninjasexparty
    TWITTER: / ninjasexparty
    FACEBOOK: / ninjasexparty
    TIKTOK: / nspband
    Animation by Gregzilla
    Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
    Lyrics:
    Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
    Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
    Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
    Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
    It only happens 87 times a day
    Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
    This is more important than what you have to say
    Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
    Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
    Your spirit's at peace
    No need to call the police
    Please hold your applause
    Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
    (Courtroom gasps!)
    Judge: I will have order in this court!
    Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
    If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
    It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
    This is more important than what you have to say
    Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
    This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
    Who could argue a case
    With so much dick in your face?
    Please hold your applause
    Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
    And think about your life and just how stupid you are
    If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
    With an amazing penis (penis!)
    But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
    It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
    You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
    Look! It's still my penis!
    President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
    Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
    Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
    Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
    This is more important than your boring-ass speech
    For one nation, indivisible under God
    We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
    Hey those guys look fun
    Oh wait are they holding guns?
    Please hold your
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  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun 9 років тому +5141

    I was trying to write down the chords to this song, but all I got so far is D.

    • @Bajeeebus
      @Bajeeebus 9 років тому +138

      *High Five*

    • @noahari5442
      @noahari5442 9 років тому +170

      D Major if ya know what I mean.

    • @ZeRandomZ
      @ZeRandomZ 9 років тому +35

      Big D

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 9 років тому +19

      *Applause

    • @OkamiAmmyterasuYT
      @OkamiAmmyterasuYT 9 років тому +23

      I see what you did there. Looks like Emile's punny nature is starting to get to you XD

  • @linkofthewild4236
    @linkofthewild4236 8 років тому +1645

    I'd comment, but this video is obviously more important than whatever I have to say.

  • @decinarxna3247
    @decinarxna3247 6 років тому +2736

    I feel it's worth mentioning that this is the most onboard Ninja Brian has ever been with Danny's shenanigans, up until the end at least

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 5 років тому +92

      Very true he was like completely on board spreading the word of the giant dick

    • @macaronitree9127
      @macaronitree9127 4 роки тому +65

      DeciNarx N/A it’s funny because every animated NSP video doesn’t try to make Bryan look like the real life one as much as Danny besides the yellow dragon he has on his suit. And every time his characteristics are different. Sometimes he’s killing someone in every scene, or just being a good pal to Dan until he does a dick move at the end.

    • @FIREDUDE-cp1rr
      @FIREDUDE-cp1rr 4 роки тому +5

      Yup

    • @kylerhumann8341
      @kylerhumann8341 4 роки тому +51

      That’s what makes ninja Brian so amazing. He’s unpredictable

    • @Laser_RnG
      @Laser_RnG 4 роки тому +25

      Ninja Brian was having too much fun to stop that

  • @jacksonbarnard7422
    @jacksonbarnard7422 7 років тому +1825

    Well, I guess you can say that Danny...
    *puts on sunglasses*
    Died Hard.

  • @chickenpermission9936
    @chickenpermission9936 8 років тому +1516

    I just can't believe she went out with Steve tbh

  • @johnhammond6248
    @johnhammond6248 8 років тому +494

    "Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached" most creative and hilarious lyrics i have ever seen

  • @BEEEELEEEE
    @BEEEELEEEE 7 років тому +4990

    Someone tried to weird me out by singing a line from this, but I turned the tables by singing the entire song.

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks 7 років тому +183

    1:10 I am deeply, DEEPLY amused by Brian slicing the robe into the kanji for 'wood' . Seriously, I've been laughing for two years straight over this.

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ Рік тому +5

      oh so _that's_ what it means
      interesting lol

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks Рік тому +8

      @@AlexEEZ It's the little things we appreciate. (◡‿◡✿)
      The little 'legs' on each side are a bit short, and there wouldn't generally be an upward tick at the lowest point of the second stroke (the 'trunk', you could say), but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be 'ki'. And I'm still laughing about it five years later~

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ Рік тому +3

      @@Prizzlesticks heh
      I'd assume it's difficult to draw japanese calligraphy correctly
      iirc there are like, steps and rules to how you're supposed to draw each stroke in every japanese character lol

    • @AlexEEZ
      @AlexEEZ Рік тому +1

      @@Prizzlesticks also it's surprising you responded to me 5 years later xd

    • @Prizzlesticks
      @Prizzlesticks Рік тому +1

      @@AlexEEZ lol, more surprising UA-cam decided to give me a notification. Sometimes I stumble onto an old comment and see hundreds of replies I never knew about. And then sometimes, I get a fun notification from a comment made ages ago and get to relive a happy memory. :D

  • @idado3250
    @idado3250 8 років тому +1516

    I see this song as Danny embracing his problem from "No Reason Boner" as an unseperable part of his personality.

    • @idado3250
      @idado3250 8 років тому +12

      +Commissar_Dan We could

    • @NotA3xCombo
      @NotA3xCombo 6 років тому +5

      Made it happened yet?

    • @bartholomewthundercatiii3484
      @bartholomewthundercatiii3484 6 років тому +30

      nva_soldaten So I Just Want to Dance is obviously the origin story where Danny gives up being the most powerful ninja in the universe to be a rock star.

    • @ghost3288
      @ghost3288 6 років тому +5

      Pinny the pinecone he knows to much

    • @annarenfold438
      @annarenfold438 5 років тому +9

      The NSP Hidden Lore, NSP Historia with the timelines when?

  • @jacobaobert
    @jacobaobert 9 років тому +1803

    "So greg, what have you been up too?"
    "i animated a music video about an amazing jew fro with a huge erection and his ninja sidekick"
    "i want a new son"
    "i know mom"

    • @Roar_of_Heaven
      @Roar_of_Heaven 9 років тому +107

      >Implying Ninja Brian is a sidekick

    • @Seajack64
      @Seajack64 9 років тому +200

      C Roses 2:32 - He literally kicked Danny in the side.

    • @Roar_of_Heaven
      @Roar_of_Heaven 9 років тому

      Seajack
      You may have never been to 4chan

    • @stickflux
      @stickflux 9 років тому +37

      C Roses Danny used to be the best Ninja until he decided that he just wanted to dance. He got rusty in his abilities after going an entire 20 seconds without at least attempting to murder somebody, and Ninja Brian became the better of the two. Out of respect, Brian follows, and more importantly almost never murders Danny. Sounds like a sidekick to me

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 9 років тому +30

      Y'know, if she wants a new son, Danny could probably help with that. XD

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 7 років тому +535

    Why is Ninja Brian so adorable here?

    • @sherly7754
      @sherly7754 7 років тому +66

      Oh please, when is Ninja Brian NOT adorable??

    • @sgtroebuck22
      @sgtroebuck22 7 років тому +40

      When he's stabbing you mercilessly while throwing you a stare that shell shocks your entire bloodline.

    • @sherly7754
      @sherly7754 7 років тому +7

      Good point...

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 років тому +4

      Just HERE?

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому +4

      The animation style definetely adds a lot

  • @MilesLougheed
    @MilesLougheed 5 років тому +178

    I wonder if Danny ever reflects on his career and realizes he's soared to greatness by singing about his genitals.

    • @matthewfrye6061
      @matthewfrye6061 2 роки тому +5

      Hasn't every major band/singer in history done that?

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 роки тому +1

      Perhaps the most "alpha male" move you can ever pull 😀

  • @TheCartoonKid907
    @TheCartoonKid907 8 років тому +951

    Was gonna make a joke, but it's too hard.

    • @JunkBomba
      @JunkBomba 8 років тому +7

      +TheCartoonKid907 I see what you did there.

    • @arandomhoodedguy9789
      @arandomhoodedguy9789 8 років тому +27

      I really wish people wouldn't.... Dick around in the comment section

    • @zappynx2810
      @zappynx2810 8 років тому +18

      Yea i was gonna say a joke about his penis but its too long.

    • @chiveswinston9109
      @chiveswinston9109 8 років тому +16

      Come on guys don't be so soft.

    • @MehraDelrosi
      @MehraDelrosi 8 років тому +2

      +TheCartoonKid907 Phallus

  • @GregzillaGT
    @GregzillaGT 9 років тому +2761

    Enjoy the schween, everyone!

    • @otomeleifu
      @otomeleifu 9 років тому +12

      I like your art style!

    • @GeneralSenada
      @GeneralSenada 9 років тому +11

      ***** It's very accurate to real life.

    • @mooseyspooky
      @mooseyspooky 9 років тому +4

      You did an amazing job, dude!

    • @Crunchlins
      @Crunchlins 9 років тому +4

      You did a great job animating this Gregzilla!
      Wicked song NSP!

    • @DShephard91
      @DShephard91 9 років тому

      Great job, man!
      Worth the wait for sure!

  • @theFireraven00
    @theFireraven00 7 років тому +451

    I can't say for certain, but I get the feeling that president has a PH.D.

    • @justindorthewonderwizard645
      @justindorthewonderwizard645 5 років тому +2

      May have a shirt saying it.

    • @Sorday
      @Sorday 5 років тому +4

      A fat hecking dick?

    • @spookdot
      @spookdot 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe it's Lindon B. Johnson, or EL BJ

    • @linkstorm6
      @linkstorm6 3 роки тому

      I get the feeling that that lawyer plays bass guitar

    • @yeabutna7309
      @yeabutna7309 3 роки тому

      I get the feeling that president now has a ptsd

  • @stormstrikerpro
    @stormstrikerpro 7 років тому +407

    I sent this to my crush a couple months ago,
    I haven't seen her since.

  • @HannahBowling
    @HannahBowling 8 років тому +2490

    whY DOES IT GET BIGGER THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO

  • @DerpFox2
    @DerpFox2 8 років тому +1245

    0:53 EVERYBODY SHUT UP I HAVE AN OBJECTION!

    • @DerpFox2
      @DerpFox2 8 років тому +33

      +Bucket Knight also i know it's not he said, there is always that one smartass who corrects every little mistake in the comments.

    • @x_bipolar_bear_c5143
      @x_bipolar_bear_c5143 8 років тому +9

      That joke……where ever you from should from now on be called Teriblejokington…

    • @alanteunion2239
      @alanteunion2239 8 років тому +27

      +Bucket Knight ha I bet Danny wants you to "hold it"!

    • @CarsonTheCookdude
      @CarsonTheCookdude 8 років тому +11

      Pheonix Wright...
      Nice.

    • @DerpFox2
      @DerpFox2 8 років тому +1

      Alan Teunion ayy.

  • @kch237
    @kch237 7 років тому +1333

    Me and my buddies were playing DnD and we were sneaking into this throne room to fight this evil sorcerer and we were arguing about the best course of action so I said fuck it and made my character jump into the room screaming "Everybody Shut Up! I have an erection!" DM decided to be an ass and make me do an intimidation roll and I got a nat 20. So in a nutshell my character busted in screaming about his erection and the boss surrendered because of my character's glorious rod. Felt like sharing that.

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 7 років тому +63

      The boss knew what you meant.

    • @eleanorlostaunau8331
      @eleanorlostaunau8331 6 років тому +11

      Awesome Fact Koy

    • @akivagross9055
      @akivagross9055 5 років тому +40

      What was the DMs reaction

    • @bencunningham7286
      @bencunningham7286 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you.

    • @nicolesumski1233
      @nicolesumski1233 4 роки тому +24

      This is exactly why I’m never getting involved in DnD. Way too fucking toxic for me.
      Be proud of yourself,
      singing that verse was a brave move!

  • @BrandonP-wk5xd
    @BrandonP-wk5xd 8 років тому +250

    The aliens look familiar, as if they were previously at a fight with lasers.

  • @Shippiddge
    @Shippiddge 9 років тому +1711

    The unicorns singing "Penis~!" really did it for me.

    • @PaperChickenCompany
      @PaperChickenCompany 9 років тому +6

      You seem like somebody important but I don/t know, and I have to move my fingers like, half a centimeter to see your profile and I'm really not into that, and I'm commenting in hopes that you tell me of your work, because your name sounds familiar.

    • @Shippiddge
      @Shippiddge 9 років тому +4

      PaperChickenCompany Pokemon cartoons.

    • @BadCandyStudios
      @BadCandyStudios 9 років тому +2

      *cough*and Smashtasm*cough*
      Excuse me, I have a cold today.

    • @Lunchbillion
      @Lunchbillion 9 років тому +3

      Woah hey, it's the Smashtasm dude. I used to love that series

    • @Shippiddge
      @Shippiddge 9 років тому +4

      And apparently Smashtasm, I guess.

  • @inspectorinfernape
    @inspectorinfernape 8 років тому +887

    I feel like an idiot for not realizing that the president was Ninja Brian.

    • @Gab8riel
      @Gab8riel 8 років тому +85

      I am even bigger idiot because your comment is the reason I realized

    • @roadkillradio3753
      @roadkillradio3753 8 років тому +8

      He's not a ninja! He didn't qualify, duh 😎

    • @henriquelopesciecielski24
      @henriquelopesciecielski24 8 років тому +11

      +Bonnie the Bunny Ninja Byron didn't qualified,Ninja Brian is the most awesome ninja with a PHD in the whole universe.

    • @roadkillradio3753
      @roadkillradio3753 8 років тому +3

      Mt. Fuji majbe, that´s, why he became president instead :D

    • @chancemartin4663
      @chancemartin4663 8 років тому +3

      +Mt. Fuji yeah, know Ninja Brian passed highschool with difficulty(PhD)

  • @nachos1162
    @nachos1162 7 років тому +322

    since when has Danny had a third leg?

    • @gustavoolivas3935
      @gustavoolivas3935 7 років тому +98

      It only happens 87 times a day.

    • @flowerboyjess8160
      @flowerboyjess8160 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @lastnamefirstname5295
      @lastnamefirstname5295 4 роки тому

      @@gustavoolivas3935 you finally have 87 likes sir

    • @primordialchaos3647
      @primordialchaos3647 4 роки тому +5

      My uncle’s girlfriend used to call him “tripod”. It was highly uncomfortable for literally everyone else.
      Then he lost a leg. My entire family now calls him “bipod”

    • @howscat9204
      @howscat9204 4 роки тому +1

      He can grow it if he sees certain things. It’s his super power

  • @meliodasx6035
    @meliodasx6035 7 років тому +67

    2:17 Egoraptor contemplating his life choices.

  • @chroamathebrute
    @chroamathebrute 9 років тому +316

    the fucking shark is the best!

    • @dio4296
      @dio4296 9 років тому +1

      Ikr xD

    • @PrinsaVossum
      @PrinsaVossum 9 років тому +3

      jhazlee velez Is that a shark eating a cheeseburger?

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 9 років тому +1

      Kubo Edgeworth ?

    • @PrinsaVossum
      @PrinsaVossum 9 років тому +1

      jhazlee velez H20 Delirious.

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 9 років тому

      Kubo Edgeworth I have no idea what we're talking about

  • @PMRants
    @PMRants 9 років тому +379

    It sounds like Brian played the President....Ninja Brian 2016.

    • @derekGarbanzo
      @derekGarbanzo 9 років тому +2

      dude, your vids are awesome, you fucking rock.

    • @HoneyBoom
      @HoneyBoom 9 років тому +2

      he played many parts in nsp songs.

    • @dan240393
      @dan240393 9 років тому +5

      I'm afraid that you are incorrect. To have played the President Ninja Brian would have had to make sound. Ninja Brian does not make sound.

    • @bryant1425
      @bryant1425 9 років тому +1

      I've heard this song a lot, but I'm just now realizing this myself. #NINJABRIAN2016

    • @Sleiphros
      @Sleiphros 9 років тому +4

      I'm all for Ninja Brian 2016, but I'm just afraid that he'd declare war on people he didn't like. Oh wait, he'd go in by himself and kill everyone... we're good.

  • @kidinaaredhoodie98
    @kidinaaredhoodie98 5 років тому +612

    My friend decided to sing this in class. He earned a suspension and my eternal respect

    • @mattyrobinson6836
      @mattyrobinson6836 3 роки тому +37

      He's earned everyone's respect

    • @josephstratton4633
      @josephstratton4633 3 роки тому +25

      He must be had some BALLS to do that

    • @RaisinHook
      @RaisinHook 3 роки тому +11

      that man is a American Hero

    • @ATastyHamSammich
      @ATastyHamSammich 3 роки тому +9

      No, He was a worldwide leader and a great man.

    • @IcyLapis
      @IcyLapis 3 роки тому +10

      OML ur friend has balls r/madlads

  • @obscureshawty
    @obscureshawty 7 років тому +147

    This is, by far, the best NSP song

    • @Josbird
      @Josbird 6 років тому +1

      It was tbh, but then under the covers came out

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 6 років тому +3

      And now it's Danny Don't You Know. But til it came out, yeah, this was true for a looooong time.

    • @akivagross9055
      @akivagross9055 5 років тому

      It still is the best

    • @vaitetomarnocu
      @vaitetomarnocu 4 роки тому

      i agree

    • @blueglaze1514
      @blueglaze1514 3 роки тому

      Please hold your applause

  • @Kaalcite
    @Kaalcite 9 років тому +239

    87? How many of those happen for no reason?

    • @Gento70
      @Gento70 9 років тому +25

      Don't take those numbers are real; this video isn't canon. Ninja Brain crying, everybody knows his tears form the greatest hot sauce on the face of the earth.

    • @ArinJager1
      @ArinJager1 9 років тому +5

      Mr. Soulife ...that melts through the crust, then through the mantle... all the way to the core and EXPLODE the whole damn Earth! (that's why Ninjab Rian never cries)

    • @Gento70
      @Gento70 9 років тому

      ***** Who is this Ninjab Ryan? A rival?
      No, but in all seriousness you're right. Brain can't cry lest our planet explode well before the laser apocalypse.

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 9 років тому +1

      ***** you do know the crust is the thing we are living on, then comes the mantle and then the core

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 9 років тому +3

      Mr. Soulife No reason boner...it's a problem I have frequently.

  • @AjourChannel
    @AjourChannel 9 років тому +196

    1:17 Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy and Manticore.

    • @SirCrudo
      @SirCrudo 9 років тому +2

      ... Seriously?

    • @Forevertowander
      @Forevertowander 9 років тому +17

      Arin is very interested

    • @johnnyb100691
      @johnnyb100691 9 років тому +5

      And Ross is TERRIFIED!!!

    • @TimelordPete
      @TimelordPete 9 років тому +8

      ohhh its manticore... i was wondering why kevin was a werewolf...

    • @1okrocker82
      @1okrocker82 9 років тому +1

      Wait...sorry.... who's manticore?

  • @tabithakate1245
    @tabithakate1245 7 років тому +417

    This is the first Ninja Sex Party video I've seen. A++

    • @DerpedCrusader
      @DerpedCrusader 7 років тому +12

      Welcome stay awhile, and watch

    • @lyuu9847
      @lyuu9847 7 років тому +5

      Tabitha Kate me too

    • @pia6061
      @pia6061 7 років тому +3

      Tabitha Kate enjoy the mindfucks

    • @hypokratesthehypocrite3513
      @hypokratesthehypocrite3513 7 років тому +3

      Tabitha Kate my friends showed me then today. Yesterday I listened to it during class while working on Microsoft Excel

    • @seraphinitegaming3123
      @seraphinitegaming3123 6 років тому +2

      Same

  • @davidattenborough1631
    @davidattenborough1631 7 років тому +133

    I always lose it at the fucking shark XD

  • @eltiolavara9
    @eltiolavara9 9 років тому +155

    people say perfection doesnt exist.
    it's fake.
    this is perfection.
    art.
    life.

    • @seanpc728
      @seanpc728 9 років тому

      PENIS . FUGGIN . PERFECTION .

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 9 років тому +1

      S Chavarria Stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!

    • @fenb13
      @fenb13 8 років тому

      eltiolavara9 nice one pupper, sleep tight.

    • @Krelos1114
      @Krelos1114 8 років тому +6

      +eltiolavara9 Perfection exists,
      It is held in Danny's pants,
      It's snowing on mount fuji.

  • @ConnerTheWaffle
    @ConnerTheWaffle 9 років тому +80

    You heard the man.....SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS GLORIOUS SONG!!!

    • @pie_boi
      @pie_boi 9 років тому +1

      Love your vids man! Keep up the amazing work!

    • @fuknames2123
      @fuknames2123 9 років тому +2

      Shut Up! This man has an erection!

    • @ShotgunLlama
      @ShotgunLlama 9 років тому +8

      Don't you mean
      *puts on sunglasses*
      this glorious schlong?
      YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

    • @awesomeadam111
      @awesomeadam111 9 років тому +3

      I'd rather shut up and look at his glorious dong.

    • @nailahprincessofhokuto2024
      @nailahprincessofhokuto2024 9 років тому +1

      Hows it going Conner?

  • @PerhapsOOTMM
    @PerhapsOOTMM 3 роки тому +49

    For whatever reason, this song inspired me to start working out. I've been going strong for the past 6~ years

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 6 років тому +285

    I want a shirt that says "This is more important than what you have to say" then just has an arrow pointing to the crotch

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 9 років тому +227

    I've been waiting for this song to come out with a video for so long! It's my favourite song from the whole album! :'OOOO

  • @KaggyFilms
    @KaggyFilms 9 років тому +191

    I LOVE YOU ERECTION/ I mean... No I stand by my statement.

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 7 років тому +476

    Yay, President Brian!

    • @Blackcage3
      @Blackcage3 6 років тому +4

      GamingDude2000 better then trump

    • @spacekii
      @spacekii 6 років тому +11

      Also formally known as 'The Prez'

    • @chaselegoman
      @chaselegoman 6 років тому +10

      Brian/Sexbang 2020. "Make Music Sexy Again!"

    • @Noobymanfire
      @Noobymanfire 5 років тому

      BlackCage3 HUE EVERYONES BETER THAN DRUMMP HUE

    • @duncanfarrow5141
      @duncanfarrow5141 5 років тому

      I feel like if the president killed people precisely and as randomly and indiscriminately as ninja Brian there’s Really nothing we could do anyways

  • @scollonvevo9218
    @scollonvevo9218 7 років тому +46

    Best. Ringtone. Ever.

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 5 років тому

      I've been looking for a ringtone for a while now. This might be Just what I was looking for.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 4 роки тому +1

      scollonVEVO you’re just in church. Then ride in the middle of the guy speaking your phone goes off and he just goes everybody shut up I have an erection everyone’s just staring at you like what the heck did he just say

  • @NoamVH
    @NoamVH 9 років тому +51

    You can really see how Danny grew up with time, he went all the way from "You can never tuck away the shame" to "EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!"

  • @SuperAwesomeWilliam
    @SuperAwesomeWilliam 8 років тому +94

    12 Year Olds be like: Mine is bigger

  • @MegaManFan1987
    @MegaManFan1987 7 років тому +191

    This has potential to become the new Rick Roll.😂

  • @GoopyMcGooperson
    @GoopyMcGooperson 2 роки тому +15

    "everybody shut up, I have an erection" is like one of the NSP song titles Dan reads on Game Grumps that actually managed to turn out into an actual song

  • @KeithBallardA
    @KeithBallardA 9 років тому +77

    1:17 - Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy, ...furry nightmare?

    • @josephleocadio9228
      @josephleocadio9228 9 років тому +71

      Manticore

    • @curtis4994
      @curtis4994 9 років тому +22

      Wolfjob*

    • @sirblankface7607
      @sirblankface7607 9 років тому +2

      joseph leocadio Who is Manticore?

    • @assassinsden7478
      @assassinsden7478 9 років тому +18

      Akio Aoi
      He's from the NSP song "Manticore", and is referenced a second time in Dragonslayer.

    • @MonikysAdventures
      @MonikysAdventures 9 років тому +13

      Ok for some reason people have only seen this one NSP song

  • @salvadorsuarez6303
    @salvadorsuarez6303 8 років тому +122

    GUYS!!! THE PRESIDENT HAS A PHD!!!!

  • @Chu_Nyanning
    @Chu_Nyanning 4 роки тому +44

    A few years ago in “No Reason Boner”: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD?!
    Now in “Everybody Shut Up!”: Please hold your applause.

  • @johnlastname7106
    @johnlastname7106 7 років тому +113

    this was the firat NSP song I had ever heard. I had been listening to star bomb for a while and a guy that reacted to star bomb reacted to this song. I searched ninjasexparty and proceeded to absolutely love them. then I found out they were basically star bomb + Arin.

    • @TheNexustoby
      @TheNexustoby 7 років тому +6

      i think you mean - Arin not +

    • @johnlastname7106
      @johnlastname7106 7 років тому +1

      +Toby Nimmo yeah I meant -. thanks for pointing that out.

    • @TheKAIGamesCo
      @TheKAIGamesCo 7 років тому +11

      A guy reacted to it, eh? It's always nice to hear about a talentless person doing something good in the world.

    • @johnlastname7106
      @johnlastname7106 7 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @kkaiser.8521
      @kkaiser.8521 7 років тому

      Braden Jones I found it because of smg4

  • @FootofaFerret
    @FootofaFerret 9 років тому +98

    Were the pink and blue unicorns with the falsetto voices an intentional Charlie The Unicorn reference? :P

    • @BlaizeTheDragon
      @BlaizeTheDragon 9 років тому +18

      Hard to tell since Dan likes unicorns in general.

    • @ElkProductionGaming
      @ElkProductionGaming 6 років тому +4

      Amazing to see the people who became popular all having seen the glorious rod in common

    • @fetishcheese5415
      @fetishcheese5415 2 роки тому +2

      Footofaferret noooooooo

  • @MurakenToo
    @MurakenToo 8 років тому +62

    I swear it gets bigger

  • @sithkiller4113
    @sithkiller4113 7 років тому +39

    References include
    Game grumps + manticore at 1:18
    The ship that resembles the one that is in 6969 at 1:23
    1:32 is his outfit from attitude city (minus handlebar mustache)
    At 1:55 the game grumps and manticore can be seen in the audience once more, but behind Barry is Markiplier, and behind the manticore is PeanutButterGamer (PBG)
    Did I miss any?

    • @Lunar_Atronach
      @Lunar_Atronach 3 роки тому +2

      You got most everything but 6969 came out after this meaning the ships are not related

  • @MrFunnyManChris
    @MrFunnyManChris 7 років тому +53

    It would've been super hilarious if they crashed a wedding saying "shut up I have an erection" or a woman giving birth and just burst into the wall saying "shut up I have an erection"

    • @ScrewBallTheAlien
      @ScrewBallTheAlien 7 років тому +7

      When he was on top of Mount Rushmore, they should of had a US flag hanging on his erection. That would have been hilarious, as well as strangely patriotic.

    • @MrFunnyManChris
      @MrFunnyManChris 7 років тому +1

      Shadow of My Former Self
      or man landing on the moon and just fly in from above saying "shut up I have an erection"

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 6 років тому +3

      "I now pronounce you husband and-"
      Everybody SHUT UP!! I HAVE AN ERECTION!!!!

    • @xenodrone3367
      @xenodrone3367 4 роки тому

      In pokemon your just chatting and dan appears tells you to shut up flash his erection and the screen flash and text saying danny wants to battle

  • @falloutdragon6663
    @falloutdragon6663 8 років тому +193

    Did anyone else notice that one of the people in court was Suzie?

    • @tsubakitakihasho3876
      @tsubakitakihasho3876 8 років тому +3

      *Suzy

    • @brandokalrizian
      @brandokalrizian 8 років тому +73

      Arin, Ross, Barry, Suzy and Manticore.

    • @awesomeleaf9059
      @awesomeleaf9059 8 років тому +38

      +Brandon Wood The best part is that Ross and Suzy were terrified, Barry was intrigued, and Arin was plainly loving Dan's erection

    • @notcitrus5984
      @notcitrus5984 8 років тому +2

      +Awesomeleaf 905 the second time they all are somewhat terrified

    • @awesomeleaf9059
      @awesomeleaf9059 8 років тому +9

      Arin's face might've said something but his pants said something else.

  • @GentleSecurity
    @GentleSecurity 9 років тому +82

    OH MY GOD STACY

    • @Peterrific4
      @Peterrific4 9 років тому +14

      XD Her fucking face at 0:10 Fucking kills me everytime!

    • @crystalp5890
      @crystalp5890 9 років тому

      XD!! IKR!!!

  • @moxiebees
    @moxiebees Рік тому +8

    They are pretty big band now and have moved into a different animation direction, but I love this work by Gregzilla. It captures the cartoonish-ness of the song and so many great little details

  • @squeet0
    @squeet0 7 років тому +60

    I just realized that everyone is left handed in this video, except for Brian. He's ambidextrous.

    • @squeet0
      @squeet0 7 років тому +8

      Even the scotch that Brian served.

  • @subject9600
    @subject9600 8 років тому +49

    anyone else pause this video to see if the pad really had 87 tally marks?

  • @majskoviak6178
    @majskoviak6178 8 років тому +26

    I like how happy Brian looks when he gives the guy the whiskey

  • @Kevin-fd1cg
    @Kevin-fd1cg 7 років тому +221

    The president is voiced by Brian

    • @bep935
      @bep935 6 років тому +29

      You mean Brian Wecht? That theoretical physicist guy?

    • @Beaver77394
      @Beaver77394 6 років тому +7

      A Chivalrous Knight Also known as Ninja Brian

    • @bep935
      @bep935 6 років тому +36

      +Diego Garcia Ok, look. I don't know you, and I don't assume that you know what I know so I'll cut you some slack. If Brian (the one with the PHD, appears on game grumps and all that) was supposedly some kind of "alter-ego" of Ninja Brian (the stabby one who murders people), then how would he be able to keep up with all of his work. Ninja Brian is a 24/7/365 job. Do you have any idea how many murders he's committed? No? Alright, I'll give it to you. We don't know much, but only that the number of victims is at least fifty thousand, as eluded to in "Best Friends Forever", but I'm fairly certain that he hasn't slowed down since that, so it's bound to be higher. That kind of murder takes time, planning, an askew moral compass and a lot of determination. All of this, and the fact that they are clearly two separate people I mean come on, of all the people, why would someone as revered and intelligent as Brian Wecht resort to a life of murder?
      p.s Yes, I know they share the word 'Brian' in their names, but this means nothing, and is purely a coincidence.

    • @smalls1485
      @smalls1485 6 років тому +3

      Yes the theoretical physicist now has improved so far

    • @gonchuits
      @gonchuits 5 років тому +5

      A Chivalrous Knight Thank you so much for this enlightenment. It makes me appreciate both parties of Brian Wecht, the theoretical physicist, as known from the youtube program: Video Game Lads; and Ninja Brian, the seasoned killer as featured in the group: Jujitsu Naughtiness Brigade.

  • @CharaDreemurr15243
    @CharaDreemurr15243 2 роки тому +32

    I love how everyone in his friend group either looks appalled
    or covers their eyes, but Arin's just like: "Ooh damn".
    That has to be the most accurate thing I've ever seen.

  • @alessandrofarris8998
    @alessandrofarris8998 8 років тому +62

    Wait wait wait!!!! the killer was "Miss o'donavan"?!!

    • @WooMaster777
      @WooMaster777 8 років тому +5

      +Ender So, was that Ross' mom?? Because his wife goes by the name Holly Conrad.

    • @alessandrofarris8998
      @alessandrofarris8998 8 років тому +2

      David Woo
      Must be....

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 6 років тому

      It was just Mrs. Donovan

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 5 років тому +1

      @@antonhagbox02 It was a Ross joke. (You know, because Ross's last name is O'Donovan.)

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc 4 роки тому

      Oh it might have been the news reporter sister that Danny thinks is hot.

  • @ComicKino
    @ComicKino 9 років тому +133

    Wait. Ross' mom is a murderer?!

    • @ximipeepimix2890
      @ximipeepimix2890 9 років тому

      Wait, really?

    • @ComicKino
      @ComicKino 9 років тому +16

      jacob fields It's in the cort room scene. The guy says it was Mrs. Donnavan. If I recall right then Donnavan is Ross' last name.

    • @ximipeepimix2890
      @ximipeepimix2890 9 років тому

      Oh, that.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 9 років тому +21

      24ShadoW01
      His last name is O'donovan

    • @ComicKino
      @ComicKino 9 років тому

      EBsessor Oh right...

  • @captainjules6033
    @captainjules6033 8 років тому +37

    Ninja Brian is secretly the president.

    • @PrinsaVossum
      @PrinsaVossum 4 роки тому +3

      The perfect diguise for a ninja with a PhD.

  • @andrewpappas9311
    @andrewpappas9311 7 років тому +49

    1:18 The Game Grumps witnessing Danny's junk
    1:19 Arin's reaction is amazing

  • @TheFrostedfirefly
    @TheFrostedfirefly 9 років тому +79

    I read the comments section on a website and started feeling like shit... then I watched this video and I'm pretty much cured now.
    Thanks Danny! Your erection cured me!

    • @vegasbabyWaHOO
      @vegasbabyWaHOO 9 років тому +5

      It was Tumblr, it must be Tumblr.

    • @BelphegorVT
      @BelphegorVT 9 років тому +1

      unrelated but is that a celestial tofu?

    • @TheFrostedfirefly
      @TheFrostedfirefly 9 років тому

      Isobun Y-yeah...

    • @BelphegorVT
      @BelphegorVT 9 років тому

      TheFrostedfirefly That's awesome B) I never seem to find any Wakfu players outside the game itself.

    • @megakirbyx
      @megakirbyx 9 років тому

      Funny, the exact same thing happened with me

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 9 років тому +69

    Wait, I hought Danny is a ninja too, so why didn't he smoke bomb away? Or was he too focused on his needlessly large rod? Or did he lose his ninja powers when he decided that he just wanted to dance?

    • @Polygonetwo
      @Polygonetwo 9 років тому +13

      Classix He's not a ninja, just the (self-proclaimed) world's greatest lover.

    • @tomassanchez870
      @tomassanchez870 9 років тому +8

      polygone two Look "I just Want to (Dance)", in that video Danny says he was the best ninja, but he just wanted to dance :v

    • @Polygonetwo
      @Polygonetwo 9 років тому +1

      Was the best ninja. He isn't one anymore. ;P

    • @tomassanchez870
      @tomassanchez870 9 років тому +2

      polygone two Or that's what Danny want us to think D:

    • @McJaews
      @McJaews 9 років тому +57

      Classix Danny used to be the toughest fucking ninja that you've ever seen. Then he decided to change up his stance. Now he just wants to dance and have sex with stuff. This has left Ninja Brian frustrated and torn, as he wants to help Danny with his dreams and goals, but can't deny his disappointment in how his former rival and best friend has turned into an afroed sexually deviant embarrassment. Which is why Brian often hurts or kills Danny, but also helps him out with performing as a band. #NSPlore

  • @Hokies1970
    @Hokies1970 7 років тому

    Omg I heard this song before, but I had no idea you made it! My life just got 17 times better

  • @mph3216
    @mph3216 5 років тому

    I love how it steadily grows throughout the video

  • @purplepoint9357
    @purplepoint9357 8 років тому +3

    This never gets old.

  • @ChappyYoung
    @ChappyYoung 9 років тому +31

    I love Ross's face as Danny's junk wiggles in his face. XD

  • @HandDrawn5229
    @HandDrawn5229 2 роки тому +11

    "Do you ever take a moment to look up at the stars, and think about your life and just how stupid you are" needs to be a reaction clip

  • @Aviivix
    @Aviivix 4 роки тому +4

    Crazy how much gregzilla's animation has improved from this to the mario party animation...

  • @gaurdianAQ
    @gaurdianAQ 8 років тому +57

    I never realized it was the game grumps in the court room before... then again last time I watched this I don't think i was watching game grumps yet... well game grumps and the manticore...

    • @gaurdianAQ
      @gaurdianAQ 8 років тому +8

      +gaurdianAQ and in the audience during the presidents speech, with ross freaking out (that's ross right? barry was on the right between suzy and the manticore?)

    • @bigboydan3436
      @bigboydan3436 8 років тому

      +gaurdianAQ yea and the manticore which i thought was wolfjob lol

    • @bootwiththeloot4348
      @bootwiththeloot4348 8 років тому

      +gaurdianAQ I think I also saw PeanutButterGamer in the background

  • @GreatWorkBoss
    @GreatWorkBoss 8 років тому +7

    my friends have been singing this Danny songs all week and I finally got to hear it XD

  • @pikapals41
    @pikapals41 7 років тому

    You guys truly are my favorite band!!

  • @alexdrawrz1167
    @alexdrawrz1167 7 років тому

    this is beautiful.

  • @ATastyHamSammich
    @ATastyHamSammich 3 роки тому +9

    I sung this for our school's end of year talent show. I got banned from the next one. So now I have to wait for senior year to sing it again there. Worth it. XD

    • @ATastyHamSammich
      @ATastyHamSammich 3 роки тому +1

      I also had my buddies back me up with the song, Chase on drums, Anders on guitar, and Alex on keyboard XD

  • @fumingcelestial
    @fumingcelestial 4 роки тому +3

    Glad it was removed from age restriction

  • @karlson7452
    @karlson7452 2 роки тому +1

    This is perfection

  • @rusoazul945
    @rusoazul945 Рік тому

    Years later and it's still a banger

  • @superniek-niek5449
    @superniek-niek5449 9 місяців тому +3

    they say you will never forget your first and yes i have not forgotten the first nsp song i listened to

  • @ventirudd8479
    @ventirudd8479 8 років тому +9

    1:18 Arin's face kills me everytime

  • @WaluigisBulge
    @WaluigisBulge 7 років тому +2

    This was... oddly beautiful

  • @jennaklinghoffer6072
    @jennaklinghoffer6072 6 років тому +1

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

  • @CuppaGi
    @CuppaGi 9 років тому +4

    Was wondering when this would go on your channel.
    Found this song hilarious but was disappointed it lacked a video until now.

  • @Ziggy_Rotten
    @Ziggy_Rotten 7 років тому +3

    The Nixon joke killed me. perfect comedy song.
    Totally gonna see these guys live if they come near me.

  • @TurntSandwich
    @TurntSandwich 8 років тому

    That animation was SO well done!

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere 7 років тому

    I love how it gradually gets bigger throughout the song!

  • @collinboggs3891
    @collinboggs3891 2 роки тому +3

    God this song is amazing, I remember downloading this on my 15$ tablet along with 5 other songs of nsp constantly. To this day I know the words by heart, ROCK ON EVERYONE!!

  • @alexcole2443
    @alexcole2443 8 років тому +21

    I think the Prez has a PHD.

  • @Keltain
    @Keltain 3 роки тому +1

    This song break into my thoughts at the WORST TIMES
    it also lives in my head at all times rent free

  • @EthelredFlametail
    @EthelredFlametail Рік тому +2

    I love this song

  • @professorfukyu744
    @professorfukyu744 2 роки тому +3

    I hope this song gets a level up!

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 2 роки тому +6

    This screams mid-80s rock and I love it

  • @analslingshot6654
    @analslingshot6654 7 років тому

    the video makes this song ten times better

  • @corethunder3487
    @corethunder3487 7 років тому

    by far the best song ive ever heard

  • @iyonas3120
    @iyonas3120 3 роки тому +3

    I think we are all amazed this is still on youtube

  • @Ali3ng0d
    @Ali3ng0d 6 років тому +6

    I love how the beat sounds like it belongs to an 80's song

  • @chanceaaronblack2792
    @chanceaaronblack2792 7 років тому

    I've been listening for a couple hours today, and I love you peeps.

  • @cozyoni1425
    @cozyoni1425 7 років тому

    One of their best songs.