Bill Maher New Rules- House of Lards

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  • @MrStGeorgeIllawarra
    @MrStGeorgeIllawarra 7 років тому +231

    OMG. So weird seeing Kelly Anne before she sold her soul.

    • @isaaccd79
      @isaaccd79 3 роки тому +4

      It’s never nice seeing that dunt

    • @r.c.auclair2042
      @r.c.auclair2042 Рік тому +1

      Yes, but she still looks better than she does at her side gig hosting Tales From the Crypt.

  • @leisurefarm
    @leisurefarm 5 років тому +33

    OMG it's so refreshing to see Kellyanne enjoy herself laughing hysterically instead of barking and being hysterical.

  • @SFO14
    @SFO14 9 років тому +101

    Might be one of Bill's best segments. Freakin' hilarious.

  • @adamhaycock7982
    @adamhaycock7982 7 років тому +168

    Kellyanne Conway actually looks happy here. She's a skeleton of what she used to be at the moment. What a poor, poor woman

    • @rachelgarber1423
      @rachelgarber1423 6 років тому +16

      Adam Haycock Poor, poor woman made her choice. 😲

    • @anniebryant2666
      @anniebryant2666 5 років тому

      Rachel Garber00

    • @phoenix1977
      @phoenix1977 4 роки тому

      @@rachelgarber1423 and shit comments like that is one of the reasons she might be unhappy.

    • @kelst75
      @kelst75 4 роки тому +8

      Actually smiling and laughing, she must miss that. But that's what happens when you sell your soul. A brief break from hell here

    • @mkrbrtsn1
      @mkrbrtsn1 4 роки тому +2

      no sympathy from me Adam

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 років тому +97

    “...a position he earned by eating Jimmy Hoffa.”
    That line will always be funny.

  • @tureytaino2785
    @tureytaino2785 9 років тому +134

    US Congress: Where you can find more mummies than in The Valley of the Kings.

    • @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
      @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166 6 років тому

      Turey Taino lmao!!!

    • @tonyalomar18
      @tonyalomar18 6 років тому +3

      The terms for Congress and Senate should be no more than 2 terms get rid of those politicians living from the government some looks like mummies

    • @kossttamojaan
      @kossttamojaan 6 років тому +1

      I wonder how many had to google Valley of Kings

  • @channelVlogger
    @channelVlogger 7 років тому +58

    Funny how Kellyanne looks likeable

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 5 років тому

      @nmeunier Oh, that happened long ago.

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 11 років тому +28

    They all remind me of Simpsons characters. The first guy's like chief Wiggum and the others are all Mr. Burns.

  • @zereprd
    @zereprd 11 років тому +28

    LOL!
    "...Weekend at Bernie's government..."

    • @zereprd
      @zereprd 4 роки тому +1

      @UncleMikeNJ - Hi, UncleMikeNJ. You do realize that he's not referring to Bernie as in Bernie Sanders but to the movie, "Weekend at Bernie's"? Here's the IMDb page URL www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 . The point Maher was making was about wheeling in what amounts to be the corpse of a person, to make an appearance. I understand you may be alternatively referring to Maher voting for Bernie Sanders who also is up in age though. To be truthful, that's my fear today, that my choice to make is for someone who's going to be the eldest president in office, provided he survives to the election and wins. And no, I'm not voting for the incumbent, who's in it for himself, not for America.

  • @bobjones4469
    @bobjones4469 10 років тому +82

    Agreed, they really need to change this system. At least set a limit to the number of terms you can serve, this almost like a monarchy.

    • @sgtcrab1
      @sgtcrab1 9 років тому +3

      Crown Prince Jeb is lining up against the dowager Ms Clinton. Monarchy anyone?

    • @avedic
      @avedic 9 років тому +9

      sgtcrab1 No kidding. It's like no one is even pretending we don't live in a dynastic oligarchy. I mean.....Clinton vs Bush??? Are you kidding me? Really? Wow....

    • @MrNintoku
      @MrNintoku 9 років тому

      sgtcrab1 Where was that joke when Bush Jr got in?

    • @nikitapardis2739
      @nikitapardis2739 8 років тому +2

      you guys...seriously I get it if you don't like hillary but it's a completely false equivalency to compare her to the bushes and lump them together by using her to prove a point that is actually true about the bush but has nothing whatsoever to do with hillary. the bushes are all blood related. it was first their dad who ran, then oldest son, then younger son. that's the literal definition of dynasty and that's how those types of governments work. it's almost never the wife who takes over after her husband especially for a position of power like POTUS. hillary was a politician before marrying another politician and has a list of accomplishments on her own. and I'm not saying the bushes don't but lumping them together for the sale of that argument kind of invalidates it altogether with all due respect

    • @nikitapardis2739
      @nikitapardis2739 8 років тому

      +avedic ^

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave 7 років тому +52

    Is that Kellyanne Conway laughing ?!

    • @13blanket
      @13blanket 7 років тому +1

      david orvik You know it is.

    • @BlueBaron3339
      @BlueBaron3339 5 років тому +5

      Yes, David. She was a person once.

    • @terr777
      @terr777 5 років тому +2

      Someone should just ask her, "when's the last time you laughed like that?".

    • @BlueBaron3339
      @BlueBaron3339 5 років тому +2

      @@terr777 Actually, Terry, that might do it. She defends that clown by day, her husband, George, trashes him on Twitter at night. They're still together. Perhaps they're both laughing. I'd really like to think so.

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 роки тому

      Before she became possessed.

  • @Largo64
    @Largo64 9 років тому +60

    There was a time, about 200 years ago, when government service was actually that - service, not a career. Then the Congress actually strove to do the people's business. Today the business of members of Congress is staying in Congress. Government will not get better until there are term limits other than defeat at the polls or death.

    • @KristerAndersson-nc8zo
      @KristerAndersson-nc8zo 9 років тому +3

      Larry Gott I Think it is the same in most so called democracies, we have a lot of these that does not have done an honest Days work in their Lifes.

    • @ringo666
      @ringo666 4 роки тому

      The political machine is so embedded that it cant just be term limits. Terms must also be nonn-consecutive, so legislators spend ZERO time fundraising for reelection.

    • @Largo64
      @Largo64 4 роки тому

      @@ringo666 That's a good idea.

    • @The_UmbrellaMan
      @The_UmbrellaMan 4 роки тому +1

      Its about time we outlaw lobbying and put term limits on congress. You're exactly right, governments service should not be a career. Its about serving and representing the American people, not themselves.

    • @konstantinopoulos33
      @konstantinopoulos33 3 роки тому

      Eh let’s not idealise the past. They were shitty and corrupt back then too.

  • @KillaKlump
    @KillaKlump 9 років тому +48

    eating jimmy hoffa, that line killed me

  • @leann6829
    @leann6829 4 роки тому +5

    We seriously need term limits for Senate and legislature !!

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe4435 6 років тому +20

    There is something to be said about the perils of an older generation refusing to step back and hand the reigns of power to the next generation.
    Don’t get me wrong, experience should be valued, but not deified. Experience offers answers to the problems we have faced before and may face again, but new problems often require new solutions, and refusing to see that while clinging to the old ways is just as harmful as refusing to learn from the past.
    Also, the leadership of the Soviet Union looked like an octogenarian ward in the years leading up to its collapse, just saying.

  • @indelibleink5577
    @indelibleink5577 6 років тому +23

    It's wierd seeing Kellyanne with her soul intact

  • @vanmeetstalwar
    @vanmeetstalwar 5 років тому +9

    This was hilarious to the core...loved the bit about "who wants pudding?" hahaha!!!

  • @melgibson1284
    @melgibson1284 7 років тому +62

    Is that Kellyanne Conway?

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown760 5 років тому +11

    For the record, I'm glad and even proud that Cory Booker went ahead because even with my belief that we should respect our elders, there comes a time when you have to take grandpa's keys from him after he keeps steering the car in a ditch more than once! That's the argument about politicians holding on to their jobs way too long when they can no longer do it! : - |

  • @john-danielmunoz3469
    @john-danielmunoz3469 6 років тому +3

    10 year term limits for the house two terms for the senate.

  • @JBofBrisbane
    @JBofBrisbane 11 років тому +7

    "Weekend At Bernie's government" - LMAO.

  • @metalreign8118
    @metalreign8118 11 років тому +4

    I think it is in reference to "House of Cards" which is a television series (not actually aired on television!) based around the inner machinations of politics.

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite7098 5 років тому +3

    "weekend at Bernie"s government"'...Maher scorched the earth with this one

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego999 11 років тому

    It's even more important to get money out of the election system.

  • @chris060372
    @chris060372 9 років тому +7

    Can't believe what he says after 0:50 OMG I thought I was gonna die lmao

  • @roostercogburn9923
    @roostercogburn9923 9 років тому +22

    Watching Obama's State of the Union...Bill Maher for President..please

    • @barryfriedman4975
      @barryfriedman4975 9 років тому +1

      +rooster cogburn No.

    • @IRosamelia
      @IRosamelia 4 роки тому

      He's an atheist, thus effectively unelectable in America 🇺🇸

  • @marybrackman8938
    @marybrackman8938 5 років тому +1

    Bill Maher might not always joke about what what I would but he's always funny.

  • @Elric33239
    @Elric33239 11 років тому +2

    4:13 "...'Weekend at Bernie's' government... LOL! Bill, you're the greatest!

  • @eec589
    @eec589 7 років тому +18

    0:40 R.I.P Carrie Fischer

    • @Midnight.Wisdom.
      @Midnight.Wisdom. 3 роки тому

      As much as I agree with you.. I really don't feel this is the time or place for it.. 😂

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 8 років тому +1

    Priceless!!!

  • @PaddleAsia
    @PaddleAsia 11 років тому +4

    "When did we become this Weekend at Bernie's government?" EPIC!

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 3 роки тому

    Excellent. So you can retire and move to Canada. Nice ribbon around that.

  • @blastermasterguy
    @blastermasterguy 2 роки тому

    Even though he once referred to a microphone as THE MACHINNNEEEE!
    LOL!

  • @donikajorgo5612
    @donikajorgo5612 3 роки тому

    Excellent 👍😀

  • @libertyann439
    @libertyann439 6 років тому +4

    I have the congress book from 1955 when John Dingall Sr. Was still in that seat. Now John's wife Debbie is in that seat. She is 30 years younger than he is.

  • @emk-mediapuck6163
    @emk-mediapuck6163 5 років тому +3

    Bill is the "master" who can tell at least 3 chokes in a 5 words joke

  • @09rja
    @09rja 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah, I feel the same way about Maxine Waters.

  • @austinsmith1505
    @austinsmith1505 5 років тому +2

    the microphone as the machine joke is spot on

  • @lesleyleith4440
    @lesleyleith4440 6 років тому +2

    Looks and sounds like The House of Lords in England, I’m not kidding.

  • @XR650L_GUY
    @XR650L_GUY 3 роки тому +1

    Term limits are good idea

  • @daquidi
    @daquidi 11 років тому

    byrd was a great senator... one of the few that spoke out against the iraq war...

  • @Johndoe333336
    @Johndoe333336 11 років тому +1

    This is why I like Bill Maher: HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING!

  • @Chuschannel
    @Chuschannel 9 років тому +1

    Some good stuff here.

  • @christopheradams898
    @christopheradams898 6 років тому +2

    OMG i did not know kellyanne could laugh!! Wow!,

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 4 роки тому

      She says,she really,HATES him in real life but ITS HER JOB AND PAYS WELL?

  • @thehumanconversationalist1527
    @thehumanconversationalist1527 6 місяців тому

    Aged to perfection.

  • @chadrainey2635
    @chadrainey2635 5 років тому +1

    How about we talk about both sides, you also have Nancy Pelosi, Diane Fienstien, Chuck Schumer, and Maxine Waters they are over 65 years old. Talking about Crypt keepers.

    • @Kenny-re8ko
      @Kenny-re8ko 4 роки тому

      yeh, but they're not being wheeled around and they're not dumping in diapers...there is a big difference between those 4 and the ones mentioned in this clip...

  • @lozman67
    @lozman67 11 років тому +9

    Maybe time to drop the pretence of democracy and rename Congress 'The Politburo'

  • @SailingSeignior
    @SailingSeignior 11 років тому

    One of his funniest skits in a while.

  • @templeodoom4634
    @templeodoom4634 3 роки тому

    RIP Senator Lautenburg

  • @ddh2o759
    @ddh2o759 8 років тому +5

    hey Chuck Grassley you listening

  • @DonGius1
    @DonGius1 4 роки тому +1

    Yeah , than dont elect them if he is to old🙄

  • @thestraightpath2909
    @thestraightpath2909 6 років тому +3

    Kellyanne Conway before she turns evil

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika9334 3 роки тому

    Bad back is no excuse, come oooonnnn….literally and figuratively.

  • @samfriedberg4060
    @samfriedberg4060 11 років тому +1

    Bills got the best monologues ever

  • @PeterGreen-t8c
    @PeterGreen-t8c 7 місяців тому

    There has to be a cut off age of 70 for Washington DC for all offices

  • @ak11230
    @ak11230 11 років тому

    Jurassic Park Congress ,Senate the people love it :))

  • @yerout7168
    @yerout7168 6 років тому

    Bill Maher is tops

  • @psychotropic7
    @psychotropic7 11 років тому

    You read my mind. That was AWESOME!!!

  • @gmwdim
    @gmwdim 11 років тому

    John Dingell has been a good congressman though. Ann Arbor is one of the best educated places in the country and its voters keep voting him in.

  • @timothyconklin5057
    @timothyconklin5057 3 роки тому

    I don’t think people realize, Strom Thurmond ran for President as a Dixiecrat against Harry Truman and Thomas Dewey back in 1948. And he was still in the senate in 2003.

  • @2005blackpearl
    @2005blackpearl 6 років тому +3

    This is what I love about Australia, most politicians here are done by the time there in their sixties.

    • @PaulZink
      @PaulZink 5 років тому

      Yeah, but that's mostly because they eaten by saltwater crocodiles…

  • @TheSnahsnah
    @TheSnahsnah 11 років тому

    I think it's not only that they're not held accountable for anything they do,
    I also have a problem with their age itself.
    Old people are a lot more conservative than the general public, and most of them have no idea about new technologies. (See Sopa debates and statements)
    I'm not saying all old congressmen are bad, but we're definitely a lot worse off than with a younger congress.

  • @clairemeng3778
    @clairemeng3778 3 роки тому

    love this man

  • @italianstallion6929
    @italianstallion6929 4 роки тому +1

    "The machine"

  • @paulacornell3134
    @paulacornell3134 11 років тому +2

    too funny and how true you are as usual Bill keep pointing out how stupid our politicians are

  • @nathanli3024
    @nathanli3024 3 роки тому

    I mean I do think they should be applauded because they can manage to win the heart of their constituents for so long.

  • @MediocreMr
    @MediocreMr 11 років тому

    Ah Bill, you get me every time :). More of the longer clips would be good though :)

  • @MJ-lf3tr
    @MJ-lf3tr 4 роки тому

    Kellyanne Conway looks surprisingly human here.. lol😝

  • @jdfrsbrg41
    @jdfrsbrg41 11 років тому

    Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..............Ah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Thank you.

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt 9 років тому +11

    How many are voting and have Alzheimer's disease, or some other mental incompetence?
    Surely, beyond a certain age (or even across the board), there should be some test, (You need one to drive a car!) Surely participating in government requires some standard.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 6 років тому +2

      Robin Hislop Just saw this segment; apologize for the late comment, but...who administers the test? Doctors like the guy who reported Trump only weighs 239 pounds?
      What do you call the person who graduates last in medical school? Doctor. 😆😆

    • @markcadieux3445
      @markcadieux3445 4 роки тому

      There is a minimum age to be president, there should be a maximum age, (70) beyond which you are ineligible to run. I know it would eliminate both trump and Biden, but that might be a good thing.

  • @egmccann
    @egmccann 11 років тому

    While it may not change that, it may do two things - one, make that incumbant that's not going to be there, say, more than a decade, less valuable to the lobbyist - since there's going to be turnover and they're going to have to keep up - and two, have people in office that are a little more in touch with the people who put them there, and the actual state of the current (or at least recent!) world, versus how it was in 1950-60-70 when they first entered office.

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 7 років тому +1

    Tenure is for scientists, not for politicians.

  • @scorewriter1998
    @scorewriter1998 11 років тому

    I have no problem with age as long as it does not affect their work, i.e. Inouye. However, when they are in office for 50+ years and do not contribute, barely even attend votes. This is mainly why we should have congressional terms.

  • @bigbengamer
    @bigbengamer 11 років тому

    New rule. If one party is not wanting to aid you in passing bills that are against the interests of the American public, then you don't get to claim they aren't cooperating with you.

  • @archive881
    @archive881 7 років тому +1

    0:30 - Of course he fell asleep, look at him, he's a living beanbag chair!

  • @asphaltpilgrim
    @asphaltpilgrim 11 років тому

    I think the point was that they DON'T participate because they are not held accountable for their performance, did you miss the line where he said, :This is not about age, it is about congressmen who suck at their jobs because their jobs are not at stake." ?

  • @daggermcswagger5618
    @daggermcswagger5618 11 років тому

    Bill maher for VICE PRESIDENT! Then he could do what he does now and we could have a guy be president who knows how to be president. I'm 100% serious about this.

  • @someperson9999
    @someperson9999 Рік тому

    The raising of the skeleton hand part got me good

  • @LokiJotunn
    @LokiJotunn 11 років тому

    To answer your question the UK's House of Lords scrutinises Bills that have been approved by the House of Commons. It regularly reviews and amends Bills from the Commons. While it is unable to prevent Bills passing into law, except in certain limited circumstances, it can delay Bills and force the Commons to reconsider its decisions. In this capacity, the Lords acts as a constitutional safeguard that is independent from the electoral process. It's just as corrupt as the US Senate sadly.

  • @ElNene_Ochosiete
    @ElNene_Ochosiete 8 років тому

    Bill's the man

  • @CTyankee4277
    @CTyankee4277 11 років тому +1

    Oh, it's definitely true. It was just funny because it happened as long ago as it did - emphasizing what and old geezer Thurmond was. :p
    Don't get me wrong -- I certainly don't condone his actions, but it was funny how Maher took swipes at him like that.

  • @marybrackman8938
    @marybrackman8938 5 років тому

    That man ate Jimmy hoffa? Good one !

  • @MSJsoul
    @MSJsoul 11 років тому

    Agreed, but, Can't afford? I have kids that come to school eating hot cheetos and a monster soda from 7-11 for breakfast who are "low income" and on free and reduced lunch. Seems to me a bag of apples and a loaf of wheat toast is very much cheaper, but their parents can't find the time to cut some apples and toast some wheat. They would rather send them out with $5 bucks a day just for a breakfast snack. Fast food is not cheap. Rice, beans, and home grown veggies will save you a bundle.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому +1

    Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa 😅

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 5 років тому

    Kellyanne Conway's acting like those are the most offensive things she's ever heard. The woman who works for Trump

  • @Darkslasher22
    @Darkslasher22 11 років тому

    Just like the presidency, every other elected AND appointed government official should have a term limit

  • @ein99999
    @ein99999 11 років тому

    BIll always tells it like it so true so obvious.

  • @coffeecandan44
    @coffeecandan44 4 роки тому

    I didn’t hear him disrespecting Obama !!

  • @CorvusCorax.
    @CorvusCorax. 5 років тому

    Kellyanne Wrongway

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 років тому

    NOW we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. 😂

  • @jtroberts16
    @jtroberts16 11 років тому +1

    Eating Jimmy Hoffa haha

  • @Renowriter77
    @Renowriter77 11 років тому

    The absolute very first thing which needs to be changed in our society is the concept of career politicians. There should be term limits on every political seat. That way, we wouldn't have people making societal decisions which don't affect them...

  • @nightlightabcd
    @nightlightabcd 11 років тому

    Renowriter77 - Do you really think that would change things? politicians would still take the money from big business and then go work for them after their term. I really don't think that term limits would change anything.

  • @jennwilliams1885
    @jennwilliams1885 6 років тому

    I can't with Bill lmao

  • @matthewgoodman7588
    @matthewgoodman7588 11 років тому

    Gerrymandering needs to be the biggest issue we speak of
    it ruined a chamber of congress

  • @RarRarJake
    @RarRarJake 11 років тому

    That is one of the most durish comments i ever read. There would be no Daily show, or colbert report without Bill Maher.

  • @archive881
    @archive881 7 років тому +1

    0:15 - Oh that poor, poor chair -_-

  • @Fran01234567890
    @Fran01234567890 11 років тому

    This agism. Besides their time in office, Bill made no mention of any other factor that would make these guys any different than any of the younger members of congress. Swing and a miss Bill!

  • @grimmwarden1903
    @grimmwarden1903 11 років тому

    Ah Tom Taylor, my Nemesis we meet again.

  • @Xardy5806
    @Xardy5806 11 років тому

    No, its not a comedy , its truth. He must to do it this way. The truth is not popular ,so he pass it to people this way. Open your eyes.