your gay He got tired of being treated differently cuz he’s famous, so he stopped making videos. He still makes content on his second channel "SwaggerSouls."
Then you might need to go to a doctor because i'm pretty sure looking at a pile of shit and you start laughing is a sign that you may have mental issues.
@@alexandrahickok4115 he’s a step above welfare working full time at red lobster, he said he’ll come back eventually but he’s taking a break to get his life back together
I think I’ve watched too much Racc recently because now the voice that narrates my thoughts sounds just like him. I am genuinely concerned for my mental wellbeing at this moment in time.
A "shower" thought i had was if a restaurant had a rating system, if you gathered a group of 40 or so friends, and you said you would have all of these people give a 1 star rating unless they give them free food, would the restaurant do it?
Seeing raccoon going into the dark RP server with McNasty makes me happy to see him alive cause now i know the videos that are gonna come are gonna be funny
"I used to live on a street called prescott ave but then our neighbors had a miscarriage with their baby named scott so they painted over the sign and named it "PostScott ave" everyone thought they murdered him there was a police investigation and they got off scott free"
It’s a pretty easy one, they’re just UA-cam links. They’re all videos of cops chasing/tackling people. One of them was deleted, but I can assume it follows the same trend.
Yeah Im pretty sure I can diagnose you with a lot of things after watching this
hi
iNoToRiOuS I love natourous more that u racc, that's how I know how to spell his name
still never eats ass
500th like
Go eat your chapstick.
tomorrow is the monday of the solar eclipse, hope racc has a good time with the boys
came back just to celebrate it
Same
Back for the same reason.
I was about to say this lol 😆 😂 🤣
Crazy how this video was 6 years ago and a couple days ago the eclipse happened 😆 🤣 😂
man i got this in my recommended and thought to myself “man, i wish he came back”
Agreed
What happened to him?
I watched the making friends with players in rust and that's the last I've heard of racooneggs
your gay He got tired of being treated differently cuz he’s famous, so he stopped making videos. He still makes content on his second channel "SwaggerSouls."
Feels bad that he left but I'm happy he is able to leave and hope that he doesn't get treated like this agian
Moment of silence for Racc missing the 2024 Eclipse
He ain’t dead he probably saw it🤷♂️
Let’s just hope he didn’t forget the chad goggles
Nah Mondays are for the boys
Xd
This video was *good* and I *had a good time watching it*
weeps no his name is Carson
weeps are you dyslexic
If you’re watching raccooneggs you can’t be having a good time
Now Thats wholesome
CallMeCarson this is obviously a paid rating. 4/6 at best.
RaccoonEggs you have been diagnosed with demonetization
Bob From Iowa 😂😂
@@quarthlive5185 you would
“My dad beats me when I lose our Snapchat streak”
your ccomment is now 666 nerd
@@unrulycrayon6421 your comment is still 2 nerd
@@acreativeeccentric.9312 Your comment is still 13 nerd
@@H20869 I mean that’s pretty good comparatively
@@acreativeeccentric.9312 Your comment has 0 nerd
IT'S BEEN AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS JOURNEY 🎖
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets until it's too light to light.
@@christopherstavro536 ya don't light the lighter the lighter lights the whatever the frick
@@noth1ngmuch Alright, i don't want this to become a 'is water wet' situation, so lets just agree to fricking disagree.
@@christopherstavro536 water is wet.......
You just gave me aids what did you just do
that's lit
Shit makes me laugh everytime.
Then you might need to go to a doctor because i'm pretty sure looking at a pile of shit and you start laughing is a sign that you may have mental issues.
hey it’s me waffle from sg TTT
Hightree _ 1000th like on this comment ;)
Hightree _ same
just got this in my recommended, i miss this legend. we all understand why he had to leave, but we all wish he didnt.
Why’d he leave?
@@alexandrahickok4115 airbnb is a bitch
@@alexandrahickok4115 landlord problems and other things
@@alexandrahickok4115 he’s a step above welfare working full time at red lobster, he said he’ll come back eventually but he’s taking a break to get his life back together
@@local38on-tv source?
this monday me and the boys are seeing the eclipse
I think I’ve watched too much Racc recently because now the voice that narrates my thoughts sounds just like him.
I am genuinely concerned for my mental wellbeing at this moment in time.
The OG Fireshard why is this me
Same
Oof same
The OG Fireshard saame
dude your not the only one
1:25
Doctor:
You have a very rare disease.
Racoon egg:
Oh yeah... whats it called.
Doctor:
Whatever you want.
Me: Mad Raccoon disease
Racoon Egg, Racoon Singular Egg
@@paarthurwax2522 Racoon Ovaries
raccoon egg.
*R a c c o o n E G G*
memes: don't smoke weed, SMOKE JESUS!
Racc: *auitistic sad noise*
The Romans smoked Jesus
@@Lethal19Haha wait OH SHI-
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly
I wish he’d come bacc :(
Yes
Yeah same....
he also do cartwheel in pa's sacc
"Poison dart frogs aren't poisonous, mankind is a poison and the frogs are the cure." -RaccoonEggs 2017
“Ever sense I was a sperm cell doing cartwheels in my dads nut-sac”
So relatable
Since*
@@bridgetjay3261 thank you Bridget Jay
@@petahgriff7196 since*
@@zeauxx8351 thank you Żęåûx X
@@petahgriff7196 since*
“Full custody of the fridge” had me dying 😂😂
I read this as he said it
3:01 This video aged well.
Why is a toothbrush called a toothbrush and not a teeth brush, we don’t brush one tooth
The same applies to "haircut"
Nyctophile I wanted shower thoughts not something that questions my existence
Why is a donut called a donut, where's the nut.
Foamy well, i don't know how to explain this but...
same way a hand towel does not just dry one hand.
They got off Scott free... *Racc noise*
He proteec
He attacc
but most importantly
his dad beats him when he doesn't snapbacc
He proteec
He attacc
But most importantly he’s needs to comeback
@@Nick-od5gi fr
@@Nick-od5gi well your in luck look up bumpkin on UA-cam
@@Nick-od5gi nvm dawg that’s not him lol
@@Immoralkali it sounds like him
Saw this on reels got brought back to the old days
Same reel bro
Please make a shower thoughts part two.
YES PLEASE
OmegaWega
Yes
SnappyCar4 if we get 420 likes on this comment he will
@@先輩スナイパ 2 high
Rac:
Fan girls:daddy!
Rac:what?
Fan girls:I actually don’t have a dad will u be mine please
the noondock saints hahahahahahahahahhahhaahhahhahahahahahahhaahhhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah
Sooooooooo funnny
Its not, pls leave
420 likes you‘re welcome
not funny didnt laugh
Now thats epic
Get it
Diagnosis:Extremely Severe Retardation
Symptoms:Scott, Raccoon Mask, Snubbie, Salt.
Life Expectancy:4 Years
ugghh
But a raccoon's life expectsncy is 2-3 years.
**jazz music stops**
I L I V E D F O R 4 A N D A H A L F Y E A R S!
Grimmjeaux he’s not a normal raccoon and I think everybody will agree with me
Daimion Keith HE IS NOT A NORMAL RACCOON
Had to come back on April 8th 2024 to comment before seeing the eclipse. Miss the days when I saw the one in 2017. Miss the days when racc was on top.
If the moon landing was fake then how do we know it's made out of cheese?
MagemO, you believe in the moon?
Thebestkilz 101
Pfft, you believe in other people?
Mining Mavericks, Pfft, you believe in me believing in people?
FBI: Don't fucking move
Tm Markoh, you believe in the FBI? Outrageous
I know the medicine you need: Subscribers
Zoltan Turchanyi lol
A "shower" thought i had was if a restaurant had a rating system, if you gathered a group of 40 or so friends, and you said you would have all of these people give a 1 star rating unless they give them free food, would the restaurant do it?
I always have a shower thought bout school for like 10 years... Well its all because 1 fucking big problem
Sean Playz 5298 who has 40 friends
who has friends
Blackmail
dashawn floyd *friend
Seeing raccoon going into the dark RP server with McNasty makes me happy to see him alive cause now i know the videos that are gonna come are gonna be funny
can i get a full explanation on what happened and what's going on with him i miss the legend so much
According to WebMD you have cervical cancer
My dad beats me when I lose our snapchat streak
R. Bros look in snazzy with that profile pic
the hell?
@@toocringey2948 did you forget to switch accounts or something?
Makes sense, no wonder I’m constantly beat
Smol Trash Cat it’s different accounts with the same pic
i got a message for everyone in the comment section remember to always eat your greens
Bob I'll eat pickles, pickle rick
I'll smoke weed
I smoke weed does that count
Eat yo greens. NO I SAID EAT EM', NOT SMOKE EM'
thanks mom!
not the solar eclipse being my tmrw
This reminds me to actually sit in the shower and rethink my life and what went wrong
I think I'm a failed abortion but ok
J
Me too bro
Pay attention to his "s", it's very loud and squeaky
I can't stop noticing it now
Just like every other normal person
yours is too?
why
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Racc is on cracc
He was too busy with the boys to see the eclipse
I've got one for you. If there are Pentagons and Hexagons, why aren't squares called quadagons?
James Sturrs uh uh uh wha wha uh gah baaaaa 🧨💥
quadrangles = quadragons? but w a i t a square is also considered a polygon.....
*jazz music stops*
Triagon?
In greek,they are.I have absolutely no idea why you call them squares.
A triangle also comes from "tria" which is "three".
“the moral of the story: smoke weed”. honestly the most truest line i’ve ever heard.
"I used to live on a street called prescott ave but then our neighbors had a miscarriage with their baby named scott so they painted over the sign and named it "PostScott ave" everyone thought they murdered him there was a police investigation and they got off scott free"
Sinister what about it
Quote of the year
Why would u write the whole script like what’s about it
Sinister you literally just took a 30 second quote from the video with no quote or reflection what is the god damn point
Raccoon eggs 2018
3:10 its april 8th 2024 now and he still cant see the solar eclipse.
RaccoonEggs is an evolved version of Penguinz0
Onion Chopping Ninja Boy he sounds exactly like criticall
Stay Woke
oof
Mr. Plagued hes the more offensive cr1tikal
GodFries that's what makes him better.
0:08 WAIT WAIT WAIT. YOUR 19? Well now 20. But I thought u could drink.
Kenzie_ that would make him 18 you idiot. Hes 18 now
Nah, he's 19 now.
@@bingbongbobby3341 legal drinking age is 21 legal adult is 18 why does nobody remember this shit
Vyrical I was just saying how he was wrong about the age. I didn’t say 18 was drinking age. The other guy said 20 is
Well he can drink alcohol, just not legally
Is anyone else rewatching this after the misfits podcast
Spymaster 75 that’s why I watched this lmao
He sounds a little like swagger doesn't he?
This was the first Raccooneggs video I ever watched and I can confidently say 6 years later it’s still funny, and I am still a degenerate
One time I was in the shower and I thought to myself if a tomato is a fruit does that mean ketchup is a type of jam
Sabre Razor hahahaha lmao
you made me question my sanity with that
Fuck you
I don't shower
*I bathe*
*THE BAAAAAAAATH*
Kurbu i dont bathe
I shower
Kurbu Ew. I hate baths. I just think they’re disgusting. Whenever someone gives me a bath bomb i just put it in the sknk..
i don't shower
and i don't bathe either
Bathe thoughts
That one about poison dart frogs was deep.
Fuuuuck dude now I can't stop thinking about this.
Dude now you’ve made me think about it
Fuuuuuuk
BronteGame Farm fUuUuUuCcCkK shut up
This video just got recommended. Thank you UA-cam it’s been awhile since I last watched rac
It’s amazing how the next solar eclipse is now only a few weeks away yet im still pissed it’s a Monday too
I know y’all came here from their bop, “we don’t eat anymore”.
how the fuck did u know that
Nope I came back bc he hasn’t uploaded in over a year and I’m sad
@@groovy5525 I’m just smart
@@gabeortizz7006 same dude
I looked up "shower thoughts" and I got Swagger Souls as a modern age 'philosopher'
3:04 so that is why this video got randomly recommended to me after 6 years.
Nice try there Raccoon, but raccoons dont shower they bathe in the blood of their enemies.
This video is so powerfull I'm in tears.
Aqqle
2:49 That joke killed me
Just got this in my recommended on the home page. Miss this guy.
We still don't have a part 2 :(
youtube recommendations really got me missing this guy, for like the 7th time
If cannibalism is promoted, it will solve hunger and over-population
~credits to owner
Got this back in my recommended again and it really hurts . He’s still gone.
Today was the solar eclipse, hope he had a good day with the boys
“My wife left me and took custody of the fridge.” 😂🤣
3:13
welp hope he saw it
Hope racc had a good time with the boys, the eclipse was pretty sweet.
I hope Rac got to see the Solar Eclipse on Monday
The solar eclipse is tomorrow Racc.
You're 17 wtf
He is? Sounds like a 30 yr old
no, he said 17 years i dont think he started thinking when he was 0 year old i guess he is 21 4 years old is when you start thinking
What?
I'm running out of words to describe how amazed I am of someone's stupidity. I even struggled to put this comment into words.
Can Keskin but he said every since he was a sperm so maybe he is 17
I love how Racc comes back and this gets recommended
Watching this one day before the April Eighth solar eclipse.
Technically life is only two minutes
Just breathing in restarts the timer
you go two minutes in between each breathe??
Within five mins I was in tears of laughter
averadgeperson22 the video was 5 minutes
radicalgamer87 axb r/whoosh
The whole video is 5 minutes, so
Why Or Wynaut ya think?
Why Or Wynaut whoooosh
The eclipse is in a day, but Mondays are still for the boys.
I just love hearing his soothing voice 😍😍
Hope Racc enjoys the eclipse with the boys
fuck, that "6 years ago" is killing me...
glad i came back on the day of the eclipse 😭
3:01 Watching this after working during the solar eclipse. Now I gotta wait another 20 years to see another one
Have you ever just wondered about how when you touch your face or another body part is it your hand feeling that part or that part feeling the hand?
It is the body part with more nerve endings feeling the part with less. You're welcome.
STOP
Easy answer your hand and that body part feel each other
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
It’s your di-
The fact that i remembered this video bc of the eclipse and it was on my suggested 💀
I was too busy watching this video with the boys then seeing the sun get dommed by the moon
last week i watched this while off acid it was a very good night
Have you watched the midnight gospel. Try that on acid..
It will blow your 3rd eye hole wide open
Watching this a full 6 years after release of the video ps. It’s Monday the solar eclipse of 2024
3:00 well well well... it do be monday today
Who is here after the solar eclipse
I love coming back to your videos. Your old content is ageless and I hope you're enjoying life Racc.
I’ve never laughed so much before.
like holy shit I am literally wheezing lmaoo
Good to see you all on this fuckin Monday
Just remember it's Monday today racc.
April 8th 2024 is in a few days raccooneggs are mondays still for the boys
Came back to see this on April 8th, 2024🫡
Here on the next solar eclipse...
3:10 is no one gonna talk about the hidden shit
What is it ?
It’s a pretty easy one, they’re just UA-cam links. They’re all videos of cops chasing/tackling people. One of them was deleted, but I can assume it follows the same trend.
Where tho
this is the first video from this guy I've seen, it took the first 4 sentences to convince me to subscribe...
3:15 get ready for tomorrow.
Watching this on the day of the eclipse
today was the eclipse
It’s crazy I watched this on release and now the solar eclipse is upon us within the next few days
Bro can't see the eclipse today