I wish i had friends like them im the only one thats trying to have fun but THERE LIKE FUCK U WE CARE ABOUT WINS like one time i broke a tree that they were breaking and then MY FRIEND IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCK U BITCH IM LEAVING and in my mind i was saying WTF A BLOODY TREE YOUR MAD ABOUT I WOULD BE MAD IF SOMEONE STOLE THE LAST SLICE. Thats my friends goodbye
Gavin Cope honesty, I feel like me and swagger have the same brain. We both are committed to do a dare or to do something unbelievable We share the same humor And we play instruments (although I play the acoustic and electric guitar)
Man, I remember watching this video for the first time in the summer of 2018. First Fitz video I saw, I couldn't sleep, wasn't having a good week... it was like 2:00am, and I hadn't laughed that hard in awhile. Went down a rabbit hole of watching all of his videos after that. Thanks for the laughs :D
I watched raccoon eggs for a month and no one else and I had 3 people say "why do you sound like raccoon eggs" I didn't want to sound like that. It's finally over after 2 weeks of sounding like that
9:51 Asthma is a chronic lung disease that inflames and narrows the airways. Asthma causes recurring periods of wheezing, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and coughing.
I can’t thank the misfits enough I’m going through a break up of the girl I was with for 5 years and I’ve been watching you guys non stop today and you have kept a smile on my face almost all day keep up the amazing videos you help your fans in more ways then you know
at first, I just laughed at it, but after I watched an anime (Love Live and the entire series as well), It just felt so wrong that ppl abused Japanese girls that hard, ever since I watched the anime (ofc is family friendly).
I come from the future: in 1:10 is one guy called "bappo no hacko". The thing is that in 2 vids from now there will be a new csgo episode where they will be laughing at exactly THIS joke! Thank me later.
Kave_mon the joke is there lol. because he could be pretending to be a different character. i guess you didn't like the fact I had many likes you jealous man
Swagger took “enjoy yourself” to another level
I hate you you stupid pokemon
@@noadsnomoney6015 epic
@@noadsnomoney6015 *WEEEELLLLLLLL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRINCESS!*
@@noadsnomoney6015 I hate that you're not doing anything meaningful in life
@@noadsnomoney6015 i just hate u
8:07 I’m sincerely in love with raccs voice
Forcefully impregnated fish who isnt
and thanks for the free rewind
@@otwaanv4106 no worries ;)
Same
8:08?
Swagger is that type of guy that would beat his kids just to see if a skincare product works.
Nice Good U right...
😂
Dislike so this gets 420 likes
When swaggers mom doesn't answer the phone he have to say hey 5 times
Rayna W. That ain’t how it works chief
*"Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids please"*
He says click, but it sounds like please. You can hear the ck at the end.
Randy's heading up the Californee way
he says click, it’s a south park reference
Fucking hot
@@AleAle_Ale it's a reference kid.
No one:
Swagger: *Unbuckles Belt* *Smack* *Smack* *Smack*
renamed him smacker that'll work
Man of culture I see(Noob dog)
Your profile pic doesnt help
Reminds me of my Dad :( @Brodie
Nezuko!!!
Legend has it swagger is still trying to unbuckle his belt
Meme Daddy ,
Meme Daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahaha
Unbuckle? Or stop getting beat by?
Queues the ALI A old intro
"I wonder if it goes back further."
*Famous Last Words*
Actually it was this is bad
Lol
C0PY C
Get g noted noob
But can you do thiiiiiissss?????
“this is getting super gay super quick”
*I immediately get an ad for hotdogs*
Flamingo Jeans i got a gillette
Think it’s a message
@Nathan Kropf OMFG IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂
I got a google ad
Thats on you lol
“If nobody unties me I’m gonna get really mad” 😂😂😂
" I'm gonna explode with anger "
2:12
Swagger is truly something else
@@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104 *_gay wheezing_* omfg I love you *_WHEEZE_*
Daniel Andrew Vegan Aesthetics what the hell did I just witness
@@littlebackpack1 something gaymazing that's what
@@sartreplagiarizedmyunborns9104 Okay I will absorb a soul then grow a phallas also *howdareyousir...* *_triggered gay noises_*
Kinda demon maybe
The ending had me dying
You only wrote 5 words and still needed to edit this.
i cant breathe sendddddd huhuhuhhhhhhh hel
me too bruh
Sadly it didnt work.
The start had me dying like
HEY
0:01 *me when I see my crush outside of school and she acts like she doesn't see me*
That's why there is pornhub
2:38 you better be grateful
YOU ARE MY HERO!!!
Sir we must go to tamriel *OOOooo*
🙏
Love ya 🖤
Wolf tryan to howl at the sun
Fitz just wanted you to know that while im not going through a tough time in the slightest, i like your videos anyway
I think you are lying good S I R
No me
Friqq u
thank
Dad ?
when is pink gradient man booking his return
this vid was amazing
911 likes
@@mael4260 Edit your comment again fucker. You took on the responsibility of keeping track of the likes on this comment, now finish the goddamn job.
@@LeakyTrees 1.5k
@@LeakyTrees 1.7k
1.8k
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Swagger: *throws chair out window*
Fitz and friends: wheezes the shit out of the soul of a mouse
D2R_Rezit I died 😭😂 I fell off my bed when it clicked and was crying from laughter.
EZ_Succ due to your profile picture and your username I'm afraid you're being arrested by the FBI
666, i won't like it
My face hurts from smiling and laughing so much... TIME FOR MORE!
The Narrator shits to damn funny
Rag3 Nation right??? I absolutely love what they come up with and how they put it together.
The Narrator I think swagger is the funniest of them all😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeee get those muscles
I wish i had friends like them im the only one thats trying to have fun but THERE LIKE FUCK U WE CARE ABOUT WINS like one time i broke a tree that they were breaking and then MY FRIEND IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCK U BITCH IM LEAVING and in my mind i was saying WTF A BLOODY TREE YOUR MAD ABOUT I WOULD BE MAD IF SOMEONE STOLE THE LAST SLICE. Thats my friends goodbye
2:27 best fuckin thing in the world... heads up for best quality use full volume
Literally no one in the multiverse:
Random CSGO player: 2:26
Not a damn soul
Autistic kids: 2:27
I think swagger counts as the chaotic neutral of the misfits 😂😂😂
Nah he's just chaotic in general
Zucc is chaotic evil
L
@@andrewvazzana383 true af
align every fucking member of the misfits
4:42 me whenever I’m at a funeral
what the fuck
Holy fuck
🤣
8:16
FBI OPEN UP
3:10 YES! I FOUND IT!
Lmaooo you wanted to hear swagger hit his dick on the desk? That's funny to think about
@@metlax-54- I want to hear more of the reasons he does it and the reactions of the others when he does. It's fucking hilarious
@@metlax-54- I saw part of the scene on iFunny and I wanted to see the actual video. I found it.
I was also looking for this moment
@@mattrix8529 iFunny...
Is swaggers voice legit what he sounds like here?
Yes
Sids A yea
Ahoy?
Pretty much, yeah. I think he might exaggerate it a bit, but thats more or less how be talks normally.
Ya fukin dog
"Sir, we have to go to tamriel!" *OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWHHHH*
have you seen any khajiits i am looking for whares
2:27 btw
Harvey Walters I love you for posting the time!!!!
fus ra duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:52 Racc laughing cures my crippling depression
ua-cam.com/video/LIQg5XoOQTg/v-deo.html
when you're on the airplane and your headphones disconnect as the game loudly announces:
_"TERRORIST HAS BEEN PLANTED"_
Hahahahahahahaha ;)
Happens to me Everytime
What about the airplane mode
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What does this have to do with this song
You actually make the best gaming videos on UA-cam. Cheers mate
Bombus Semenoviellus comedy gaming*
I mean, the gaming part is really lost.
Its just jokes with gameplay on the background.
2:27 part with the Tamriel is golden
Let me guess... someone planted the bomb.
*oooooooooOOOOoOOOOOOOooOOOOOOoOoooOOOOOooooooo*
OOOooo
i cant stop crying with laughter
"Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids" was actually what Randy Marsh said at a South Park episode
Best video, all you need is swagger and the video makes its self
and grizzy
01 Balisong so truuuue
you guys need to subscribe to swagger souls on youtube, his shit is funny as fuck
This is so hard to try and conceal my laughter while on the toilet.
I bet its so hard ;)
This was both funny af and relatable
Sameee
I think at the passage with "Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids" you had to make the most big-ass shit the world has ever seen.
Matthew Moua lmfao bro MOOD
Swagger is too committed
Gavin Cope That's what makes him so funny.
Gavin Cope honesty, I feel like me and swagger have the same brain.
We both are committed to do a dare or to do something unbelievable
We share the same humor
And we play instruments (although I play the acoustic and electric guitar)
Battlesoldier 13 R/delusionalartists
Onni Adams what are you on about?
Can you ever be too committed
8:32
"Wanna play some CS?"
*"sure let me piss tho"*
What the hell? How did I not see that?
Just casually watching the video until 2:27, and then that happened, and I started bursting in tears! It never gets old. 😂😂😂
PhasePhoenix Sounds like a Doppler effect from a goat going 40mph
PhasePhoenix Raccooneggs’ duck voice is nothing short of legendary
Sounds like me in battlefield
1:09 i love this laugh
2:39 wtf???
Me too 🤣🤣 I'm dying laughing
I love that laugh too omfg
Same😂 It gets me cracked up, especially at the end.👏👏
I cant breathe🤣🤣🤣
It's muttley lol
1:01 is my favorite part!
I wonder if this goes back farther
Fuck!
This is bad...
Are we playing another game?
He's Still On The Floor... XD
1:01 *me at school leaning my chair back in class*
I did that with my desk it then proceeded to fall on top of me pinning my skinny 3rd grade body to the ground
Ironically I work at both places... that got me dead asf
Oh yeah nahui
Moin digga
Y’all have me dead. Literally subscribed after one video
fuck you.
Cameron Acosta same here absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Welcome to hell
Cameron Acosta same they’re so good
you say y'all? What are you black?
Almost 5 years later, and this video is still uncontrollably fucking hilarious.
*The chair part kills me* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah, someone needs to buy a certain chair for 399
not the FUCKING DICK SLAPPING?
BUT CAN YOU DO THIS
Mr Teabagz
Ikr.
I so would have loved to get a facecam for that 😂
Sir we must go to Tamriel😂😂
“OOOH”
Dee Onn I watched that part while I was reading this
*Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids* _please_
Oh umm...... Ok then👌👌
It's actually a line from southpark
That's what I search for.
hold on I'm gonna search that up...
nah, not that bad. Don't even need to delete the history.
Squiddy Seut That’s from south park
“I wonder how far back this chair goes”
Ascends to the seventh dimension
Last words
@Smaze again, get out of here bro, stop self advertising
I clicked on the video and said this shit better be funny. 30 seconds into the video I pissed my self.
Devin Kroells same man. Never heard of this dude, but if he is consistently this funny I'm subbing!
Bhume
You're in for a world of laughter
Bhume same here
Devin Kroells well, ask and you shall receive
Xavier Ridge lol 😀
1:17
*Sees Smi7ys name*
**BAPO NO HACKO**
Swagger is such a savage
He is literally a main character on this chanell, he is more Fitz than Fitz
plot twist, the swagger we know is really fitz, and fitz is really swagger
He's SavageSwagger
Swagger is a god
Daniel Faul False, he is not A god, he is THE god.
Man, I remember watching this video for the first time in the summer of 2018. First Fitz video I saw, I couldn't sleep, wasn't having a good week... it was like 2:00am, and I hadn't laughed that hard in awhile. Went down a rabbit hole of watching all of his videos after that. Thanks for the laughs :D
0:43 That chicken is trying to go to Hogwarts
I was waiting for someone to point out the chicken
it's trying to run away from the hound
Where's pink gradient man
_KiddyPlayz_ YEAH WERE THE FUCK IS MY FAVORITE COLOR GRADIENT
_KiddyPlayz_ pink gradient man -
#1 Ainsley #2
Yes.. and where's general banana guy
This is some real shit eighth here, we need enough pink gradient man moments for a 28 minute long video of his best moments
He would have made this video even better. I relate to him so much
bappo no drink tappo
bappo dont do smacko
bappo eat snacko
bappo no hacko
bappo dont do tabaco
Using a little _nuko_
When bappo scores in CSGO lottery,
Bappo gets happo
Bappo takes off his toppo
Bappo commit Genocido when in 1945
But occasionally, Bappo smoke Cracko
1:08 it sounds like one of those distorted memes
Sir, we must go to Tamriel!
UUUUOOOOOO
OOF
Funniest shit ever
*_HEY HEY HEY HEY!!_*
L u u v stfu
L u u v stfu (2)
Stfu (3)
Sgt.Rock stfu (4)
L u u v stfu (-1)
2:26 When a duck flys be at 70mph and you hear it's Doppler effect
How do you know what that sounds like?!
Nicholas Jonas 😂
That's oddily specific.
XD
7:11 THAT IS A PICTURE OF MY DAD!!! TOBY, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT!?
Quantum Tilt it just isn’t though
@@dylan3565 it really isn't no
Nice
Not sure it is
It's just not though
Detective at the scene of a suicide: "No, this was no suicide. If he knew he was about to die... why would he make this toast?"
Swagger is basically my aspiration. Is basically useless but can make a joke out of anything.
1:01 I was laughing so much
3:25 how they said 'oh no' was amazing. I was cry-laughing
“And don't you fuc*ing forget it” 😂😂
6:35
Best video by far hahahah
you keep saying that after every video.
Diego Hernandez, thats the point
Diego Hernandez that is probably the second time i have ever commented that on one of fitz videos u mom gay
Sean Barry yeah yeah
Sean Barry agreed
"Uh. Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids" I just died 😂
Is it part of the plan?
My depression levels are slowly declining
"Stay Positive and Love Your Life." -311
PMA
same
tomorow I have an exam :(
Tide Pods sad
"Ya hear that?"
"Yeah I do hear that..stop that."
sir we must go to Tamriel
*OoOOoOohhWhHh*
ehhalilaarh 👍🤘🤙👌💯💯💯
Lololol
Ooooh
God damnit is it just me or is RaccoonEggs voice mesmerizing
If god had a voice, it would be Racc's.
It is one of a kind😩❤️
Forcefully impregnated fish oh jesus, i’m so glad it was not just me. I need me a guy with a voice like Raccs. *I’m a girl. I’m not gay*
I watched raccoon eggs for a month and no one else and I had 3 people say "why do you sound like raccoon eggs" I didn't want to sound like that. It's finally over after 2 weeks of sounding like that
Imagine swagger and racc reading audio books
I DIDN'T WANT THE VIDEO TO FUCKING END I WAS WHEEZING SO HARD 😂
LMAOOO AM I NEW SUB 😂
"Sir, we must go to Tamriel!"
**already in Tamriel**
why does the video always start with swagger screaming like
is he ok
does he need help
whats going on
No. He is not okay
noicepotato he is almost, all the time, every video, high!
Swagger's chair wasn't £399 so it couldn't do that
The Comet LMAOOO
*BUT CAN YOU DO THIS*
The Comet
Genius
👊
Can we please get an audio file of Swagger choosing what type of porn he wants to watch?
I second this.
Same
9:00 It had me crying of this! 😂
9:51 Asthma is a chronic lung disease that inflames and narrows the airways. Asthma causes recurring periods of wheezing, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and coughing.
thanks health teacher
JdCR_927 thanks doctor 👨⚕️
England please.
It says something else on WebMD....
Hey hey HEY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
P4GAM3R HEY
P4GAM3R hey
Hey 3
🐾🐉🐾 *don't read my name* 🐾🐉🐾
HEY
I was using mouth wash when he said, "this is getting super gay super quick", f@#$ it went everywhere
Did it sound like someone fapping when you swish it?
Because that just makes it funnier
asking the important questions XD
@@gamingredditor73
Those are the best kind of questions.
Only better question is if the mouthwash was white.
I can’t thank the misfits enough I’m going through a break up of the girl I was with for 5 years and I’ve been watching you guys non stop today and you have kept a smile on my face almost all day keep up the amazing videos you help your fans in more ways then you know
1:08 lol when did wheezy from toy story get here. Anybody order some Mac and wheezy?
Fitz I don't know if you'll see this but I'm going through a tough time and ur videos rly make me happy and laugh and I'm Rly greatful x
A lot of us are, youre not alone bro.
I second that
You'll be fine. Just keep on trucking
"Sounds like a Wolf trying to Howl at the sun"
The sister of tessa brooks
1:08 2:32 9:52 How'd my kettle get in this vid?
This is Grizzy XD
Grizzy? More like Wheezy. jk i love
Not so MLG Person LOLOL
*_WHEEZE_*
Steamy :)
I miss this era of the boys. So many funny moments.
Imagine if pee was blue instead of red
So much wrong in this comment that just makes it right
Detroit become human?
@@kornaes Fortnite :Become Virgin
Wait yours is red? Mines just vape
@@hxrxbi_exe7597 Mine is solid and comes out my ass after shooting out some white stuff. I like my uncle
9:48 i died
at first, I just laughed at it, but after I watched an anime (Love Live and the entire series as well), It just felt so wrong that ppl abused Japanese girls that hard, ever since I watched the anime (ofc is family friendly).
That's randy from South Park right
lies how did you comment then
I come from the future: in 1:10 is one guy called "bappo no hacko". The thing is that in 2 vids from now there will be a new csgo episode where they will be laughing at exactly THIS joke!
Thank me later.
ReZGrA
I have for some reason listened to Swagger puke 163 times.
Is it just me that keeps coming back to these? They're too good
you aren't alone man
"ironically i work in both places" killed me hahahahahahha
Yes it was just so hilarious that he stated the obvious. You must have a really special sense of humor
Kave_mon the joke is there lol. because he could be pretending to be a different character. i guess you didn't like the fact I had many likes you jealous man
I laughed so hard while eating cereal, and I spit it out and im cleaning it rn. HEARTED?? Thxs Fitz.
that's me rn lmao
It’s been 14 min and he still cleaning that spill
Hi Unge xD
i did that and then it went in my nose
bitte change dein pb. Milch ist Liebe!
*WOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER FITZ VIDEO!!!!*
the things i would do to rewatch this video for the first time
2:41 that evil laugh
SyaCraft CH the whole skit of the sound is great. Tf are you talking about XD
MacKenzie Coldheart oh yeah xD
*E X P A N D D O N G*
9:48 Cracked me up when Swagger was watching a clip from South Park!!! 🤣
I will come back to this video for the rest of my life. 15 year old me had some exquisite taste
Swagger is freaking great
0:01 hey........hey..........Hey.......HEY!!!!..........HEY!!!!!!..... HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey hey hey
HEY
Sound like Metallica
*HEY*
Diziz Danny 2:28 no context
challenge of the year is to find the video that swagger was watching
J000044 0ッ some guys above you already know it lol
RSR7 sure
J000044 0ッ here's the first 1 ua-cam.com/video/fbOzAJGAIoU/v-deo.html
Bring back pink gradient man secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/UA-camr_Fitz_Bring_back_pink_gradient_man/?clMuYmb
I just want to know how it would have went if you just heard a japanese chick after he unbuckled his belt
I would've loved it if swagger asked "You guys got any suggestions?"
When he slapped it against the table my grandma was in the room...
for *FOX* sake
haha so funny
no
*no*
yes
No U No U
Normal Person Normal Person
I think your vids are funny but swaggersouls just breaks the funny-O-meter
are you fucking high? Swagger is funny as fuck
I think that's what he means pal. He's so funny that he breaks the meter. Not that hard to interpret correctly.
Oo like that
iReppo Don’t worry about it, he’s a little challenged.
Dab Alicious u must be high if u couldn’t get what he was saying
2018 csgo and humor is 10x better than today's ;-;
8:05 - 10:22 I was dying
I was crying
I was ducking dead af
I was crying
Yeah, same.
I CANT BREATHE