SLEEP DEPRIVED RAINBOW SIX

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Don't forget to tune in next week for "RAINBOW SIX WHILE STARVING".
    ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ:
    ► JC The Caster: / jcthecaster
    ► McNasty: / mcnastyofficial
    ► Soup: / liquidmetall711
    ► TuxBird: / tuxbird
    ► Kryoz: / kryozgaming
    ʟɪɴᴋs:
    ► Twitter: / raccooneggs
    ► Discord: / discord
    ► Twitch: / racclive
    ► Podcast: / solitaireyconfinementp...
    ► Steam: steamcommunity....
    ► Snapchat: RaccoonEggs
    Intro Song | ProleteR - April Showers
    Background Song #1 | SpongeBob SquarePants Soundtrack - Tomfoolery
    Background Song #2 | Dj CUTMAN & Tee Lopes - SNES Classic Remix
    Background Song #3 | outdoors - tired
    Outro Song | HOME - Twisted Light

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @RaccoonEggs
    @RaccoonEggs  6 років тому +11535

    Most of this was recorded and edited while braindead off of sleep deprivation, viewer digestion is advised.

  • @Jameskii
    @Jameskii 6 років тому +16607

    can't wait for the next upload in 2020

  • @helix7
    @helix7 6 років тому +283

    "You ever just tried to sneeze and your entire fucking upload schedule slides out of your larynx?"

  • @Byufard
    @Byufard 5 років тому +659

    “Crust Flavor, *No Crust Flavor* That sounds like a good flavor”

    • @craig7405
      @craig7405 4 роки тому +7

      i mean........
      *it cant taste bad tho*

    • @riken7438
      @riken7438 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh that shii made me cry in laughter bruh 😂😂😂😂 was funny asf

  • @lia-ed8pv
    @lia-ed8pv 5 років тому +782

    3:11 i swear that kid just woke everyone in my neighborhood up.

    • @thans2573
      @thans2573 5 років тому +33

      His name is billy he goes to my fucking school and is hella annoying 😂

    • @theeasybeginning664
      @theeasybeginning664 5 років тому +1

      4000 time to wake up boys

    • @xoxo.karlyle
      @xoxo.karlyle 5 років тому +1

      Thans 25 omg Iol

    • @arbetor12
      @arbetor12 5 років тому +1

      He's so loud not even thanos can shut him up

    • @cynnamon_idk4581
      @cynnamon_idk4581 5 років тому +3

      @@thans2573 Omg really?

  • @j.pricey
    @j.pricey 6 років тому +1386

    RaccoonEggs: says anything
    *entire lobby goes apeshit*

    • @domicson4587
      @domicson4587 6 років тому +42

      Josiah Price Racc: H-
      Entire server: *HHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAAVAAAAAAAHHHHDOIQIIHAHVEBELKHAAKQ*

    • @Miko72749
      @Miko72749 5 років тому +3

      I tried to watch his videos but they weren’t funny

    • @whyhe11othere
      @whyhe11othere 5 років тому +2

      i agree tbh they're not really funny

    • @zacharyh1407
      @zacharyh1407 5 років тому +11

      @@whyhe11othere are u dead inside sir?

    • @whyhe11othere
      @whyhe11othere 5 років тому +2

      @@zacharyh1407 nope im doing alright

  • @ansti75
    @ansti75 5 років тому +1469

    The entire Raccooneggs channel is just a way he can flex that he does not have social anxiety

    • @yelopelo1339
      @yelopelo1339 3 роки тому +25

      this comment didn’t age very well

    • @newttonium
      @newttonium 3 роки тому

      @@yelopelo1339 how?

    • @hedgehog8776
      @hedgehog8776 3 роки тому +8

      @@yelopelo1339 that's not at all why you dumbass. Racc doesn't upload anymore because he has allergies and isn't able to find a home for himself because of it, until he gets good living conditions for himself he won't be uploading videos because that's how priorities work. He says this on twitter.

    • @yelopelo1339
      @yelopelo1339 3 роки тому +7

      @@hedgehog8776 shit sorry I only heard a short bit and it still wasn’t right, uhh thanks for informing me tho

    • @nightlyy-
      @nightlyy- 2 роки тому +1

      @@yelopelo1339 this is why you need to research more before saying shit like that

  • @laser7538
    @laser7538 5 років тому +3152

    People mistaking eggs for swagger I can get but FITZ

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 5 років тому +207

      the player's names appear whenever they speak, so i'm still wondering how tf that kid thought racc was fitz

    • @radkouse1of1
      @radkouse1of1 5 років тому +80

      @@amazingamer360 ikr? It clearly said Racconeggs.. how did he think it was fitz

    • @alisajohns8949
      @alisajohns8949 4 роки тому +22

      Not as think as you drunk I am? Maybe he was just messing around? Seems unlikely but...

    • @itsizz8942
      @itsizz8942 4 роки тому +17

      RaccoonEggs sounds nothing like Swagger to me at least

    • @hwburner1524
      @hwburner1524 4 роки тому +3

      Nabeel Osman that was his username

  • @YeetGod
    @YeetGod 6 років тому +701

    *can't wait for people to steal these jokes and put them on Instagram*

    • @zionxiox1475
      @zionxiox1475 6 років тому +48

      I stopped liking posts of stolen content. I feel no desire to support someone who is so unfunny they rip off literally anything they can to gain popularity. Unless the person has their @ or some form of credit.

    • @eddiecollins2510
      @eddiecollins2510 6 років тому +7

      So true

    • @jin.mp3
      @jin.mp3 6 років тому +2

      Hypes

    • @rhettfisher6977
      @rhettfisher6977 6 років тому +9

      Or ifunny

    • @huh7640
      @huh7640 6 років тому +6

      @@zionxiox1475 me

  • @drpepperlover7
    @drpepperlover7 5 років тому +557

    *MOM GET THE CAMERA*

  • @supernovax6624
    @supernovax6624 6 років тому +147

    *INSANELY DESERVED 1M SUBS. I MISSED YOU DAD.*

  • @mijkwgeblwxz6853
    @mijkwgeblwxz6853 5 років тому +150

    Raccooneggs: *breathes*
    JC: 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @queenlunastra1565
    @queenlunastra1565 5 років тому +1482

    Who else keeps checking his channel seeing if he finally posted again............. But nope :(

    • @snig8797
      @snig8797 5 років тому +18

      Anyone noticed he was on discord on the voice channel a week or two ago?

    • @maeve1214
      @maeve1214 5 років тому +2

      me lmao. also nice pfp 😉

    • @theotherjosh1641
      @theotherjosh1641 5 років тому +1

      Just click the notification bell dude

    • @NiceGuy308
      @NiceGuy308 5 років тому

      Same

    • @jordanmorley2823
      @jordanmorley2823 5 років тому +1

      Foreal this shit's W A C K

  • @AznStylezYT
    @AznStylezYT 6 років тому +822

    i luh u

  • @axelhusar6674
    @axelhusar6674 6 років тому +226

    Crust flavor...
    .
    .
    *No crust flavor*

  • @cornontheorb3121
    @cornontheorb3121 2 роки тому +13

    Does anyone else come back to these videos?

  • @fruzle3485
    @fruzle3485 6 років тому +144

    Never clicked off Minecraft so fast

    • @chl0ee592
      @chl0ee592 6 років тому +3

      FrUzLe um roblox is better

    • @Lucas-tg3hv
      @Lucas-tg3hv 6 років тому +1

      Kek

    • @Lucas-tg3hv
      @Lucas-tg3hv 6 років тому

      @@aphriu a trove is a store of delightful things

    • @bladmir6615
      @bladmir6615 6 років тому

      that is sinful. you are banned from my christian minecraft server for 3 days.

  • @_therook_if1923
    @_therook_if1923 6 років тому +176

    *Dam September 21st and a Racooneggs video, today is blessed*

    • @DreDay2609
      @DreDay2609 6 років тому +6

      DO YOU REMEMBER

    • @mattj526
      @mattj526 6 років тому +4

      @@DreDay2609 no I don't remember what happened on the 21st night of September remind me

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 6 років тому +5

      Well, Matthew Johnson, Love was changing the mind of pretenders.

    • @shanearnold616
      @shanearnold616 6 років тому +4

      @@man0fculture536 Yes, and it was chasing the clouds away at the same time.

    • @man0fculture536
      @man0fculture536 6 років тому +4

      Thunder King013 And then our hearts rang

  • @TANGER-pt5yf
    @TANGER-pt5yf 5 років тому +514

    Three months ago today was raccs last post R.I.P

  • @zqueaky7102
    @zqueaky7102 4 роки тому +74

    I love how JC was so sleep deprived he thought the bell
    peppers were cupcakes, and racc was woke enough to correct him

  • @michaelgarcia8541
    @michaelgarcia8541 5 років тому +504

    Still come back hoping for a new video.

    • @_chief_1171
      @_chief_1171 5 років тому +2

      Why hasn't he posted a vid in forever?

    • @michaelgarcia8541
      @michaelgarcia8541 5 років тому

      @Owen Elmburg maybe next year we'll see him come back

    • @tjklyne1767
      @tjklyne1767 5 років тому

      I know

    • @williambailey1451
      @williambailey1451 5 років тому

      Oui boi

    • @TxunamiYT
      @TxunamiYT 5 років тому +1

      Maybe his mom grounded him because he was screaming so load in his csgo while pissed video

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 6 років тому +1327

    What kinda STD gives someone a red nose?
    *Asking for a friend.*

  • @fingerfuckinsally
    @fingerfuckinsally 5 років тому +84

    "I'm in the kitchen I can't be laughing"
    *crinkles every bag in his house*

  • @ScreamDemon
    @ScreamDemon 5 років тому +207

    "So, this Cupcake right here is Democrats and this Cupcake is Republicans."
    "These are bell pepers...."

    • @Stank64
      @Stank64 3 роки тому +4

      Thaaaaaats politics

    • @takentactus8779
      @takentactus8779 3 роки тому +3

      Bell peppers are better than politics

    • @nickotine343
      @nickotine343 2 місяці тому

      5 years later that still makes me laugh harder then it should

  • @theob1455
    @theob1455 5 років тому +385

    that kid said “mom get the camera” better then the original “mom get the camera” kid did

  • @sarcasticuser0332
    @sarcasticuser0332 5 років тому +147

    RACCOONEGGS, WAKE UP AND UPDATE HUMORIOUS CONTENT

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +1

      He probably will have the same Upload schedule as McSkillet

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow 5 років тому +60

    1:39 i'll just leave that there

  • @JustinTheSpider
    @JustinTheSpider 5 років тому +244

    Never though i hear a video were someone was laughing about ordering pizza
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    3:15

    • @purpleserenity137
      @purpleserenity137 5 років тому +7

      This is what sleep deprivation does to you, that, or you're really high on something. XD

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 3 роки тому

      @@purpleserenity137 what about both?

    • @purpleserenity137
      @purpleserenity137 3 роки тому +3

      @@lunnihyre4215 . . . Fair point. XD

  • @elliotgriffith2237
    @elliotgriffith2237 5 років тому +633

    wow racc's upload schedule is almost as unstable as my mental health

    • @Burnsig
      @Burnsig 5 років тому +1

      I agree

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +9

      He probably will have the same Upload schedule as McSkillet

    • @Leanflare
      @Leanflare 5 років тому

      @@raccoonacid201 -oh no-

    • @overit8445
      @overit8445 5 років тому

      More stable then mine

    • @TheBeast-bw5mv
      @TheBeast-bw5mv 5 років тому

      Same

  • @Max-kv5me
    @Max-kv5me 5 років тому +436

    Apparently ceeday and rac have the same upload schedule!?!? What a coincidence

    • @givemesubs3664
      @givemesubs3664 5 років тому +18

      F B I yea but Rac is actually funny

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +6

      He probably will have the same schedule as McSkillet

    • @koolkid611
      @koolkid611 5 років тому +5

      F B I why are YOU watching underage boys play with themselves

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +1

      Moheez Khan who?

    • @marvinb.7360
      @marvinb.7360 5 років тому

      @@raccoonacid201 The FBI my guy they watch you from your phone's camera

  • @Arksins_
    @Arksins_ 5 років тому +151

    1:32 is my favorite part!

    • @samljackson7538
      @samljackson7538 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @_sp1r4L_
      @_sp1r4L_ 5 років тому +10

      *I DON'T HAVE SISTER,ONLY BROTHER WITH PUSSY* 😂😂😂

    • @wrengarner1724
      @wrengarner1724 3 роки тому

      I can imagine my brother saying that

  • @littledoodler1269
    @littledoodler1269 5 років тому +299

    6:11 how are they not DYING laughing?

  • @thomasmuller7-159
    @thomasmuller7-159 6 років тому +53

    My favorite part of the day is when my dad beats me for stealing his pain meds but I can't feel the belt

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 6 років тому +224

    Raccoon has a Soothing Radio Mans voice.....
    *I'm Wet*

    • @lcult2001
      @lcult2001 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @chl0ee592
      @chl0ee592 5 років тому +1

      Mohammed Islam nah i’m only a lil bit moist

  • @elmoslean7114
    @elmoslean7114 5 років тому +265

    Hey racc, you should upload dad
    -Your fans

  • @ahrima
    @ahrima 5 років тому +56

    3:09
    Hey, can you yell, Mom, get the camera?
    mMom Get The CARAy!!!![![![![?nanzk

  • @booper5050
    @booper5050 5 років тому +361

    rip raccooneggs, probably forgot his password

    • @Frankie_LUL
      @Frankie_LUL 5 років тому +1

      3 hours ago lol

    • @Burnsig
      @Burnsig 5 років тому

      Probably

    • @bakbanb
      @bakbanb 5 років тому

      No he is on Twitter he tweeted something a day ago

    • @wbg7694
      @wbg7694 5 років тому +1

      @@bakbanb what did he say

    • @sharkboyryan195
      @sharkboyryan195 5 років тому

      Super Empty Channel I saw him on Omegle

  • @darkshirez2899
    @darkshirez2899 5 років тому +145

    Pulls out his gun named "Sandy hook"

  • @ushkayordlay3986
    @ushkayordlay3986 6 років тому +344

    I like my women how I like my coffee, in the kitchen till I need it

    • @ethanellenberg7988
      @ethanellenberg7988 6 років тому +3

      o

    • @angrysammich5762
      @angrysammich5762 6 років тому +28

      I like my women like I like my cigars, 9 years old and coming in a sack from Cuba.

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 6 років тому +1

      I like my women like I like my stoves cooking and listening to what I tell it

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 6 років тому +1

      Just imagine Karl marx actually saying that

    • @thegodfather376
      @thegodfather376 6 років тому +4

      I like my women

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 5 років тому +167

    Anyone else get irritated when people mistake other's names?
    philbie: omg is this _fitz?_
    *raccooneggs:* it never ends dude, i mean you can tell from my thick new zealand accent, can't ya?
    philbie: *_O H M Y G O D_*

  • @LethalLeprechaun
    @LethalLeprechaun 5 років тому +122

    Oh mighty Raccoon I wish for more content

  • @gamergoku932
    @gamergoku932 6 років тому +576

    How sleep deprived must you be to laugh your sanity away while ordering a pizza?

    • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
      @generictimestamperstupendi9021 6 років тому +14

      Not enough

    • @purpleserenity137
      @purpleserenity137 5 років тому +5

      I would say, probably only having 1 to 2 hours of sleep to be laughing at a pizza order that hard.

    • @earthtokiwi8934
      @earthtokiwi8934 5 років тому +4

      I’m not even sleep deprived and I was choking at how funny “no crust flavor” sounded

    • @alexs1128
      @alexs1128 5 років тому +3

      Well imagine being half high half drunk

    • @grungeisdeadd
      @grungeisdeadd 2 роки тому +3

      probably high too

  • @nokk__
    @nokk__ 6 років тому +245

    The legend is back

    • @ledzeppelinfan1001
      @ledzeppelinfan1001 6 років тому +7

      My dumbass read this as "The legend is black."

    • @ogaboga4106
      @ogaboga4106 6 років тому

      James Pich whiergjo

    • @nokk__
      @nokk__ 6 років тому

      interesting

    • @ogaboga4106
      @ogaboga4106 6 років тому

      James Pich booo u suik

    • @nokk__
      @nokk__ 6 років тому +1

      get your negativity outa this comment section of this glorious video

  • @gasparlopeztorales8080
    @gasparlopeztorales8080 2 роки тому +23

    Please someone tell me I'm not the only one who was losing his entire mental sanity laughing at Racc ordering JC a pizza

  • @matthewsgroove4953
    @matthewsgroove4953 6 років тому +88

    *HOLY SHIT RACCON MADE A RAINBOW SIX VIDEO!!! YES!!!* But that kid though.

    • @Yoon_af
      @Yoon_af 6 років тому +4

      Um this it FiTz AnD Ky- uH K-R-Y-O-Z

    • @rigistroni
      @rigistroni 6 років тому +1

      *says "this game sucks" at the beginning*

    • @lofficieldufishe9823
      @lofficieldufishe9823 6 років тому +1

      I know that kid tho, but the saddest part is that he wasn’t joking... he actually thought it was fitz...

  • @cloutsto
    @cloutsto 6 років тому +41

    Ight guys see yall in 2 months

  • @loganversuseart8488
    @loganversuseart8488 5 років тому +17

    5:04 omg I was looking for that clip for 7 months

  • @shmierda
    @shmierda 5 років тому +8

    1:39 racc’s laugh is tooooo contagious

  • @MISERI
    @MISERI 6 років тому +156

    I like my women like I like my beer. 9 years old and in the cellar.
    It's a joke.

  • @jamessturrs8550
    @jamessturrs8550 6 років тому +54

    Just what I needed after accidently smacking myself in the balls with my keys

    • @yaboicryingseal8279
      @yaboicryingseal8279 6 років тому +1

      "Accidently" of course

    • @johnnylegos8
      @johnnylegos8 6 років тому +3

      your profile picture says it all.

    • @ketomine.
      @ketomine. 6 років тому +2

      James Sturrs I accidentally slapped my keys with my balls

    • @jamessturrs8550
      @jamessturrs8550 6 років тому +1

      Yeah I was running and my keys were in my coat pocket and they swung straight into my balls. Another thing I should explain is that I have loads of keyrings. They look like a weird, metal tennis ball.

  • @loafoftofu6773
    @loafoftofu6773 6 років тому +255

    Never clicked off Minecraft hentai so fast.

  • @Drc-os2gy
    @Drc-os2gy 4 роки тому +16

    3:20 are we gonna ignore the bookmark that says kill confirmed

  • @_yeet_6501
    @_yeet_6501 6 років тому +273

    Happy 1 million subs, Time to beat 1 million Children

    • @reesesneaks
      @reesesneaks 6 років тому +6

      I'm on it boss

    • @marvinb.7360
      @marvinb.7360 6 років тому +5

      @@reesesneaks I just hit 30 children that was in the high school daycare is that good boss?

    • @_yeet_6501
      @_yeet_6501 6 років тому +3

      @@reesesneaks Y'all Deserve a Raise

    • @basement_chris
      @basement_chris 6 років тому +3

      and sacrifice on million raccoons to summon spongebob

    • @_yeet_6501
      @_yeet_6501 6 років тому +2

      @@basement_chris Nope, Just Humans, Im not getting sued again for harming animals

  • @Witherald
    @Witherald 5 років тому +23

    Raccooneggs I just want to say you’re my most favorite channel. Honestly, anytime when I’m neutral or feeling really down, your videos always cheer me up and have me laughing. Thank you so much and I hope you continue to create more puns.

    • @deathslinger218
      @deathslinger218 5 років тому +2

      Try undertale or fitz

    • @Witherald
      @Witherald 5 років тому +1

      i’ve played undertale. It’s just that raccoonegg’s is beyond hilarious.

  • @lorintee2876
    @lorintee2876 6 років тому +17

    holy shit man, ur growth has been insane. I literally remeber the day when you had like 10k subs. damn, i feel happy for you, keep ur work up dawg

  • @Brod_-mn5vr
    @Brod_-mn5vr 5 років тому +17

    2:13 i literally ducking died.

  • @rysuo3546
    @rysuo3546 6 років тому +514

    Is this *F i t z*

    • @minnesotangaming8966
      @minnesotangaming8966 6 років тому +20

      Rysuo No this is Patrick

    • @lofficieldufishe9823
      @lofficieldufishe9823 6 років тому +11

      I know that kid, but the saddest part is that he wasn’t joking, he actually thought fitz was there

    • @rysuo3546
      @rysuo3546 6 років тому +1

      Oh dang.
      True tbh tho kid was hyped

    • @lofficieldufishe9823
      @lofficieldufishe9823 6 років тому +5

      Rysuo I’m seriously convinced he has some sort of mental disability or something... FiTz Is ThAt YoU????

    • @lofficieldufishe9823
      @lofficieldufishe9823 6 років тому

      WhenYouWalking woah didn’t know philbie had fan boys

  • @nexish3702
    @nexish3702 6 років тому +25

    "$50 worth of pizza and the only thing i need to pay him back for is the ranch" -jc

  • @spacemarines1371
    @spacemarines1371 5 років тому +82

    I swear if it is going to be 2020 for the next video I will jump out a 30 floor window.

  • @thomaswaggoner5293
    @thomaswaggoner5293 3 роки тому +4

    It's sad that video's like this cant exists anymore

  • @shootitsshaun843
    @shootitsshaun843 5 років тому +70

    All I want for Christmas... is a racc video...

  • @layme7315
    @layme7315 6 років тому +102

    *MOM I MET FITZ!!*

  • @jakeparkison
    @jakeparkison 6 років тому +54

    I was notified that god has uploaded

    • @basement_chris
      @basement_chris 6 років тому +2

      I was notified that my mom wanted an abortion when I was born I came the other end.

    • @Dylan-yr6fk
      @Dylan-yr6fk 6 років тому +1

      Idubbbz and raccoon fetus both in the same week 😩

    • @jamieboyd8155
      @jamieboyd8155 6 років тому

      oh yeah yeah

    • @Sarah-xx2rm
      @Sarah-xx2rm 6 років тому

      What? Fitz hasn't uploaded yet

  • @belby7342
    @belby7342 4 роки тому +6

    2:49 "gucci gang 420"
    3:06 "can you yell mom get the camera?"

  • @squiddyapollo9933
    @squiddyapollo9933 5 років тому +250

    Wheres the 1m sub special Rac?

    • @tnao2768
      @tnao2768 5 років тому +2

      Squiddy Apollo he passed away

    • @tnao2768
      @tnao2768 5 років тому

      FrostyStylez Gaming yes 😔

    • @MrOmgSkittlez
      @MrOmgSkittlez 5 років тому

      I don’t think he died

    • @o.gvlogs4378
      @o.gvlogs4378 5 років тому

      FrostyStylez Gaming whooossshhhhhh

    • @kingstongames-zw4sf
      @kingstongames-zw4sf 5 років тому +1

      Where was the 70,80,90,k special too

  • @crustycock593
    @crustycock593 6 років тому +119

    The thick luscious new Zealand accent

  • @z11n404
    @z11n404 6 років тому +19

    MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @noquarter6251
    @noquarter6251 5 років тому +73

    3:11 Just a montage of really funny stuff

  • @icecoldgaming4914
    @icecoldgaming4914 6 років тому +255

    This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

    • @chrisgilbert1967
      @chrisgilbert1967 6 років тому +39

      How long did it take you to type this

    • @ryanbuckley8236
      @ryanbuckley8236 6 років тому +34

      What the fuck did I just read

    • @kayluvsgames
      @kayluvsgames 6 років тому +25

      Why did I take the time to read this?!?😂

    • @lockyfs3000
      @lockyfs3000 6 років тому +9

      This is amazing

    • @icecoldgaming4914
      @icecoldgaming4914 6 років тому +14

      This Is what happens when you have no friends and have a lot of free time XD

  • @ajd4522
    @ajd4522 6 років тому +86

    I always wanted to see raccooneggs make a siege video.
    Now I can die happy.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 років тому +1

      Love how he kept r6 content secondary to his discussions

  • @GreyPlaysTunes
    @GreyPlaysTunes 5 років тому +43

    kid: hears raccoons secy deep voice
    kid: OH MY GOD IS THAT FITZ???!! !

  • @EndergoYT
    @EndergoYT 4 роки тому +2

    Why is it currently 4:30am and I am sleep deprived and this pops up on my recommended and now I just finished rewatching it for another time? UA-cam recommendations can sometimes be too perfect.

  • @munk5170
    @munk5170 6 років тому +43

    I like my women like I like my wine.
    9 years old and locked in my basement.

    • @benedikt9863
      @benedikt9863 6 років тому

      glad I'm not the only one like this

    • @adamelafifi6566
      @adamelafifi6566 6 років тому

      That’s really really fucking old

  • @universalweirdo4105
    @universalweirdo4105 6 років тому +73

    *MOM GET THE CAMERA!*

    • @itsvollx9684
      @itsvollx9684 5 років тому +1

      if I told you I kinda read it right but you've kinda spelled it wrong ...
      ..lol

    • @universalweirdo4105
      @universalweirdo4105 5 років тому +1

      @@itsvollx9684 what?

  • @rickvervloet804
    @rickvervloet804 5 років тому +100

    Racc, when are you coming back?

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +3

      He probably will have the same schedule as McSkillet

    • @porkypiggieboy
      @porkypiggieboy 5 років тому +6

      NITROGOAT
      Me: Who’s McSkillet?
      (looks him up)
      Me: Oh... oh no...

    • @raccoonacid201
      @raccoonacid201 5 років тому +2

      Sup3r Ry4n yep...

    • @maxclark4957
      @maxclark4957 5 років тому +1

      he was on the official podcast

    • @faidedxx3743
      @faidedxx3743 5 років тому +1

      2020

  • @graciewalters359
    @graciewalters359 5 років тому +19

    i legit pissed myself while watching the “crust flavor” part😂😂😂😂

  • @djbdyckfbsgsg9176
    @djbdyckfbsgsg9176 5 років тому +121

    anyone remember when this guy had 3k subs?

  • @immortal8285
    @immortal8285 6 років тому +91

    Congrats on 1 mill racc. I remember the 50k but u were at 60k special

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 6 років тому +2

      Its about to be the same but a million special at 1 million and 100 thousand

  • @Ethan.23k
    @Ethan.23k 6 років тому +151

    Seems like only 7 months ago he hit 100k
    Oh wait he did

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 6 років тому

      He already earned 100k again soooo, hes definitely one of the fastest growing of this group lmao

  • @brookesmith2264
    @brookesmith2264 5 років тому +11

    6:17 My actual school guidance counselor is high as shit all the time and when I went in for an anxiety chat she just stared at my legs and ate bell peppers from her purse. Just straight, raw bell peppers. In her purse.

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic 4 роки тому +1

      That’s either the best counselor or the worst councelor

    • @brookesmith2264
      @brookesmith2264 4 роки тому +1

      Landon Art trust me she was the worst 🥰😋✨🧚‍♀️💞

  • @xandergrant8854
    @xandergrant8854 6 років тому +18

    I understand the struggle to function like a normal human while sleep deprived.

    • @alexs1128
      @alexs1128 5 років тому

      Shit if you use to play games in high school you know...

    • @buddy1562
      @buddy1562 5 років тому

      Saaaammmmeeeee

  • @liammaybury4196
    @liammaybury4196 5 років тому +37

    "Pineapple?"
    "*while laughing* No, no I'm good"
    "Alright, what about pineapple"
    "*still laughing* I'm, I'm really good"
    "Alright, you dont get any onions"
    Gotta love that pineapple

  • @blodeuynobrien
    @blodeuynobrien 5 років тому +37

    A kid in my history class makes me watch these videos whenever we have free time, help.

  • @imshrek7634
    @imshrek7634 5 років тому +7

    0:45 "t-these are bell peppers"

  • @aldoiannarella711
    @aldoiannarella711 5 років тому +256

    I asked Santa for a Racc video and Santa disappoints me once again 😔

    • @teokaucher8619
      @teokaucher8619 5 років тому

      Well what happened now?

    • @edogg4553
      @edogg4553 5 років тому

      Santa fuck all raccoons sorry they died from aids

    • @jbetfifty5904
      @jbetfifty5904 5 років тому

      @@edogg4553have you come down from the crack you smoke when you wrote that comment because from what it says it looks like it was some strong shit

    • @dougruppert2794
      @dougruppert2794 5 років тому

      He uploaded

  • @boomer_1134
    @boomer_1134 6 років тому +63

    HEY FITZ HAS A MILLION SUBS NOW GUYS

  • @chris_k.0rg__xdxd413
    @chris_k.0rg__xdxd413 5 років тому +33

    My trash can keeps getting attack by raccoons can you stop sending the troops

  • @sonfisher239
    @sonfisher239 4 роки тому +11

    Ah yes, my favorite flavor:
    * N O C R U S T F L A V O R*

  • @voltra.118
    @voltra.118 6 років тому +52

    i thought it said self deprived rainbow six

  • @nikibrajant
    @nikibrajant 6 років тому +29

    Best part at 1:31

    • @wlnerdyt1431
      @wlnerdyt1431 6 років тому

      _NIKOLA_ thank you very much

  • @user-dg5jg3xg7w
    @user-dg5jg3xg7w 5 років тому +8

    3:14 i was wearing headphones but my neighbours still filed a noise complaint

  • @brown7904
    @brown7904 5 років тому +22

    who else is in 2019 watching??? and also when mcnasty did the russian voice and this kid said “your voice scares me” sounds like lil barnacle

  • @tomholland8380
    @tomholland8380 6 років тому +10

    Man I love the video fitz good job

    • @bbgkyle3962
      @bbgkyle3962 6 років тому

      This be racoon

    • @han1601
      @han1601 6 років тому +2

      @@bbgkyle3962 r/whoosh

  • @munk5170
    @munk5170 6 років тому +16

    Description says tune in next week but we all know my dad will have come back from buying those cigarettes by the time of the next upload.

  • @noulpo1108
    @noulpo1108 6 років тому +16

    Do you remember? The 21st night of September 😩😩

    • @angelc.9470
      @angelc.9470 6 років тому +1

      Yeah 😒

    • @job5986
      @job5986 6 років тому

      I thought it was very first

    • @noulpo1108
      @noulpo1108 6 років тому

      John Capizza Nah it’s the 21st

  • @The.Reilly
    @The.Reilly 3 роки тому +2

    I'm so tired right now that I'm laughing at "you want some extra cheese for 2 extra dollars".

  • @BeachSalad
    @BeachSalad 5 років тому +13

    We miss you, come back.

  • @Ben_R4mZ
    @Ben_R4mZ 3 роки тому +3

    McNasty and Racc is a combo I can't get enough of.

  • @wh33zr
    @wh33zr 2 роки тому +3

    Racc laughing at a pizza for 25 seconds straight kills me everytime.

  • @justspheal489
    @justspheal489 2 роки тому +3

    How's it going, fellow Racc bingers in 2021 and beyond