Chris Porter Seriously Hates Pickles

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  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 51

  • @staceykeiser3014
    @staceykeiser3014 3 роки тому +23

    He is hilarious.....love it. " I don't like it when you taste like pickle!!"

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 2 роки тому +20

    “Pickle next to my sammich! A little backstory! I fuckin hate pickle!”

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 Рік тому +9

    this standup i have watched no less than 20 times... it is one of my favorite sets... he kills it in this standup. basically every joke is funny as hell

    • @kyrobbins8696
      @kyrobbins8696 Рік тому +3

      I agree one of my favorite comedy sets

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 Рік тому

      I've rewatched and listened to them on Spotify countless times.

  • @omegalm6743
    @omegalm6743 2 роки тому +27

    He’s up their with Conan, Bill Burr, and Dave Chapelle

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 3 роки тому +32

    He is right though. Pickle is the single most overpowering condiment on earth to me.

    • @tjmb
      @tjmb Рік тому +1

      Have you not tried wasabi?

    • @zaxbitterzen2178
      @zaxbitterzen2178 Рік тому +1

      @@tjmb it dissipates after a bit pickle does not

    • @tjmb
      @tjmb Рік тому +2

      Fair point, @@zaxbitterzen2178, may your days be pickle-free! 😁

    • @zaxbitterzen2178
      @zaxbitterzen2178 Рік тому +2

      @@tjmb hopefully lol

    • @IceSlushi
      @IceSlushi Рік тому +2

      Cilantro

  • @DeadLightDuhWicced
    @DeadLightDuhWicced 2 роки тому +6

    Underrated comic

  • @StormdriverOne
    @StormdriverOne Рік тому +4

    Look. I had a Rottweiler that would eat cat shit but would not eat a pickle. Enough fucking said!

  • @jurj97
    @jurj97 2 роки тому +6

    This guy's look has changed so drastically

  • @JasonSanders
    @JasonSanders 3 роки тому +8

    MA SAMMICH

  • @bobbyt7894
    @bobbyt7894 Рік тому +4

    Funniest dude I've seen in YEARS!!

  • @User-uk6rk
    @User-uk6rk Рік тому +5

    Is he wearing bellbottom pants? It looks like he is from the 70s.

  • @MarayaGavin5839
    @MarayaGavin5839 3 роки тому +19

    Pickles are too aggressive for a garnish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trapper50cal
    @Trapper50cal 2 місяці тому +1

    If you're in a deli ordering a "sammich" expect a pickle...unless you specifically ask for it not to be included. That's like a whole well known deli thing.

  • @joe4freedom676
    @joe4freedom676 Рік тому +3

    Hannibal vs Chris on pickles hahahaha

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 Рік тому +3

    I despise pickles just as much as you do lol! I used to tell my boyfriend the same thing lmao!

  • @videogamemadness88
    @videogamemadness88 11 місяців тому +2

    I agree with this man on the pickles

  • @Stackali
    @Stackali Рік тому +3

    i mean i like pickles. but a slice doesn't belong next to my sammich.

  • @user-lr3vu4rq9p
    @user-lr3vu4rq9p 6 місяців тому +1

    No omgelm, he's up there with Carlin and Pryor. Chris Porter is LEGENDARY

  • @Shifty51991
    @Shifty51991 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine how good heroin is going to be by the time you're 75 too.....

  • @Deltax156
    @Deltax156 Рік тому +1

    Fuck it I don't need a house 😂

  • @billponderosa88
    @billponderosa88 9 місяців тому

    i need more albums sir

  • @jonathanmette8348
    @jonathanmette8348 6 місяців тому +1

    Pickles are DELICIOUS

  • @GodWeenSatan
    @GodWeenSatan 2 роки тому +6

    I disagree cilantro is the worst

    • @justinmitchell2164
      @justinmitchell2164 Рік тому

      Thank you. I anger a lot of people with that opinion. It's just too overpowering. Blows up in your mouth and overwhelms the flavor of everything else!

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 Рік тому

      @@justinmitchell2164 …not when it’s properly used. The problem is that people use way too much of it.

  • @wesleywarsmith1113
    @wesleywarsmith1113 2 роки тому +4

    That's how I feel about lettuce on my sandwich. Pickles fine, onions good, tomato ok, but NO lettuce that's gross. It makes me gag and ruins the flavour of sandwiches.

    • @o0o-jd-o0o95
      @o0o-jd-o0o95 Рік тому +2

      i cannot stand warm lettuce on a warm sandwich.. the only time i eat lettuce is with a cold salad

  • @liquidninja04
    @liquidninja04 10 місяців тому

    I'd like to know the first reported case of someone dropping a deuce on a McDonald's lobby floor 😂

  • @aydenharris999
    @aydenharris999 7 місяців тому

    I love Pickles, I eat the gallon MT Olive sour dill Pickles

  • @TheDemonslayer917
    @TheDemonslayer917 2 роки тому +1

    #fuckpickles!

  • @70stunes71
    @70stunes71 7 днів тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenduncan4713
    @stevenduncan4713 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 3 роки тому +1

    First, but who cares?

  • @skinyviny1
    @skinyviny1 10 місяців тому

    Samitch? I thinks it's called a sandwich. Not Samitch