Chris Porter - Verlander & Sons - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
Вставка
- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- A night out on the town turns into a star-studded event at Chris Porter's parents' house when he invites Mumford & Sons, Justin Verlander and other members of the Detroit Tigers to play beer pong.
Follow Chris Porter on Twitter: / iamchrisporter
About This Is Not Happening:
Now hosted by Roy Wood Jr., This Is Not Happening features long-form storytelling from stand-up comedians, musicians and more. These outrageous stories show why real-life experiences always make the best material.
Subscribe to Comedy Central: / @comedycentral
Watch more Comedy Central: / comedycentral
Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: www.cc.com/show...
Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: / standup
Facebook: / comedycentralstandup
Instagram: / ccstandup - Комедії
Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html
Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.
..lmfao....this the type of random story that makes you realize you ain't living life.
Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.
Livin like larry
AMEN
My old manager got his ass beat by DMB cuz they were on his car and he goes "hey fucker" and they beat his ass😂
Luckily I've been in those situations, unluckily a poor string of choices get you there often enough
"So they had to pretend like it was the playoffs... and watch." Hahaha, burn!!
ive loved this guy ever since his special. great delivery. sometimes you want a hostile comic just barking common sense at you.
im with you Theseeohhdee. ugly and angry is one of my favorite standups of all time. tooo funny. i have probably watched it 15 times
@TheSeeohhdee SO perfectly summed up.
This guy is way underrated and has been hilarious ever since he was on whatever that comedy competition was.
Anyone else pissed that Netflix took off his special?
This was on netflix?? Oh come on. Netflix is buzzkillington.
why would they do that?
I never knew it was on Netflix. For the past year "Screaming at the Cosmos" and "Ugly & Angry" have been on Amazon Prime.
They did, but they moved it to Hulu
I'm all ugly and angry about it
This may be my favorite story yet, and this guy's delivery absolutely makes it perfect.
I KNOW IT WAS IMMACULATE 😂😂😂😂😂I come to hear this one often!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Chris Porter is great. About time for a new special.
Jason Wadkins I know man.
Jason Wadkins to quote chris porter, "...'A'RIGHT?!"
He has a new CD available and it is really good.. Lost and Alone
Yeah Chris Porter is pretty funny. Made me smile and laugh throughout the video
I'm releasing one in 2 months punk. Doesn't matter. You won't believe this anyway
I think his bit about his Dad eletrocuting himself is probably my favorite. "[4th] brrr, zap. We're inviting people over to watch." 😂
Ampersand Sons!!
Also known as the banjo boys
"Sorry ya fly private, ya payin for ma shittt" lmaooo
I've heard this story 3x and I still laugh hysterically
I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Omg he burned my tigers good with that weed joke
Yeah it was a good burn...hurtful to us Tigers fans, but good!
Same here I can’t blame him though my hometown gives away a free 6 piece nugget to anyone with the app when they get 6 runs
Well depending on when this story took place, the tigers could have been very good and the royals very bad, and both teams suck now so...
Blink th3Dog I wish to upvote your remark, however, you currently sit at 69 likes..
He definitely needs a Netflix special. " You Shittin Me ".
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀😄😀ABSOLUTELY CTFU pick a coffee and an Italian name and MOOOOOVEeTO THE LEFT😂😂😂😂😂😂
If he knows who Justin verlander is that means he knows...KATE UPTON
Automatically upvote anything with Chris Porter
Chris porter is so slept on.
Holy shit! I love Chris porter! Haven't seen his stand up in years!
The dude is hilarious! I got real excited when I saw his name on this one. I guess he's got a new special on Hulu...?
Dude I seen em at the comedy store earlier this year, dudes funny
He's taping a special in Denver next month !
Christopher Borelli he has the greatest energy
“Is that fucking Justin Verlander?” Gets me every time 🤣🤣
I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂
I was adopted, am just like Chris, maybe you're my mom, any chance you're from Wisconsin?
As a Detroiter, you made me laugh so hard at this. 6:10
Yuuuuup
His delivery is on point and the emphasis is great.
0:58
Keith Yves Batislaong thnx again!
I love this guy, haven't seen much of him since he had a Netflix special a while back. Looks so different with the short hair!
Lars VanBarbecue "fucking Wonka me" 😂😂
ya dude he looks younger here than in his special
This dude is comedy
I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!
That was one of the best ones in awhile😂😂
Had no idea he was from kansas city
"Aint no fuckin way shes an actress" ...perfect
He's a great story teller. Definitely would love to see a new special. I've seen all the ones he has.
This is the best of this line of Comedy stories. The first time I heard the story I almost herniated a disc. It's both cool and hilarious.
🤣 Chris is a great story teller with exceptional delivery and timing.🤣👍
The into is the definition of "Trying too hard"
This is a surprisingly wholesome story
for some reason this is the only one of these that i dont believe
It was legit taken from his 2019 special, which means it’s a joke he had performed probably 100 times touring in preparation for the special. At this point, it was well-versed out. Considering it was part of his act, it could be completely fake or true but highly embellished, as that’s what comedy acts are. Little disappointed that he didn’t come up with something else for this set, but maybe he had little time to prepare.
My father still would have been hating me. He loves me dearly but he doesn't care about celebrities nor what people at work think.
Lmfao.. That's too fuckin awesome
GET DAVE ATTELL
I met him in person, one of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met! Super down to earth guy, would definitely love to meet this guy again
That's awesome man! Would love to meet this guy!
I fucking love this. I am wasted and laughing my ass off.
Can't wait for his next special, so glad to see he's actively working on new stuff.
I discovered this last week, NAW ALGORITHMS DISCOVERED, ME... THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! ROY JR. IS THE MAN...
I fucking love Chris Porter, get this man another fuckin special
I discovered him the other night on Netflix. I WILL see him if he ever comes to a city near me.
wow, Chris cleans up really nice...
Damn funny. I love this is not happening but why are the stories getting shorter and shorter? I want my 15-20 min entertainment back :P
: Chris Porter should be headlining absolutely everygoddamnwhere.
Hilarious😂 Chris Porter we love you!!❤ KC misses you😍😍😍😍😍
AUDREY H no idea who he is but I saw KC and I had to click. Hey fellow Kansas Citian!
Mush Room Hey, hey!😘
Love his Taco Bell bit!
Kansas City!
Who was better at beer pong?!
I been binge watching these clips.. i quickly got annoyed of the intros.. they are dumb to begin with.. anyways... skip about 60 seconds and you land right in the beginning of the stand up.
Chris porter is freakin hilarious
Moral of the story;
A little adoration and respect will lift up a man's spirit instantly..
i remember him w the fro back in the day . hes was pretty funny in last comic standin
Chris Porter is the man!
One of the best stories on this show
And one of the shortest. Porter uses few words but uses them well!
This was hilarious
Didn’t think I was gonna like this guy one bit. Funny as fuck.
So who won the beer pong?
Chris porter needs more recognition
I truly enjoy him
A very underrated comic
As a tigers fan, I’m even more of a fan.
“Ampersand Sons” went way over the crowd’s head
Hahaha! It was pretty funny throughout, but he really wrapped it up well.
not bad, but he really should have dressed up the beer pong more than just that it got weird because of one thing with his sister wearing her prom dress. felt like it needed more.
*3:17** Girls face on the right*
She looked like a glitched out robot.
she hit the bill cosby lol
Dude wtf!?
must be a secret cosby baby haha
Seriously wtf she did a Bill Cosby seizure face laugh
Was it Chris who does the voice for Mr. Garrison this whole time? 🤣🤣😭
Anyone notice how they ALWAYS have the person least impressed right behind them..haha
Kansas City Kansas born and raised.
I’ve been watching these for like a week straight like day and night just kinda background shit and I haven’t heard one repeat story.
starts 1:04
Moh Ibr had to scroll way too much for this
And Sons come with me... 😆!
Dude Chris I hope you come out with a new special!
I miss the Willy Wonka look.
Ampersand Sons😂
chris is so damn good, i need to see him live
Skip all intros
The Ryan Fitzpatrick of comedy.
Chris Porter has a GREAT style of comedy!
And the short hair and style has left Ugly behind, but we hope he stays Angry!
"my parents aren't Gypsies, they have real jobs" is the most pointlessly racist bullshit to include in a story like this (not that saying racist bullshit is ever not pointless...)
I don’t think you know the meaning of the word racist or gypsy.
6:09 OH FUCK
This is the best one in quite some time!
I love his new look! Hes transformed!!
Omg he's so funny😂
Chris is the best!!
Just found this guy a couple of days ago here on UA-cam. Thoroughly enjoy his jokes for sure!
Prom dress🤣
Long Live Chris MFing Porter!!!
This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. Dudes fucking hilarious!!
I HATE that McDonalds Uber Eats ad!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!
I watched ugly and angry 3 or 4 times each time it was hilarious.
Embarrassing question: who are Mumford and Sons?
I wish JV still pitched for the Tigers..
freakin love this guy lmao
I would be stunned too if i saw my sister in her prom dress at 3 am with & sons and some random team.
"Mashit" LMFAO
Its been about 5 months since any new stuff from this show has been posted & i'm having a hard time with that lol
I always imagined that Chris Porter looked like Jack Black with long hair. One of my favorite comedians.