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  • @DrMatsy
    @DrMatsy 6 місяців тому +189

    His flow and his sprinkling of absurdity, definitely my favorite stand up comedian

  • @JF-kv1gm
    @JF-kv1gm 6 місяців тому +75

    "I always wanted to look like a prawn who's being airlifted." 😂 Couldn't have been said more poetically than that. As a 60-something woman who DOESN'T have the time, money, or priority to follow these trends, I APPLAUD YOU!!!!

    • @khajiithadwares2263
      @khajiithadwares2263 6 місяців тому +5

      People always say that women appreciate a man that stand up to other men.
      Yet a man that excuses her woman from the peer pressure of uncomfortable shoes?
      Thats the real deal.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 5 місяців тому +1

      High heels are much older than 60 years as a trend…if anything you grew up with the height of that expectation. Tho not giving a toss is a much better way to put it, it’s just called wisdom!!!
      ^Whole heartedly agree with above comment! Tho men shouldn’t have to “excuse you” from anything as they are not your keepers. At least my partners aren’t, but that’s me. I thankfully have free will and men nor women dictate what I dress or do. :)

  • @gs8494
    @gs8494 6 місяців тому +118

    "I got in a sleeping bag but they found me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @I_Am_The_Paulrus
    @I_Am_The_Paulrus 6 місяців тому +232

    I definitely consider Dylan part of the Irish poetic/literary tradition. Some of his turns of phrase are just beautiful
    ''...something to stir the little cosmos in his skull...''
    Positively Yeatsian! 😆

    • @A-Duck
      @A-Duck 6 місяців тому +11

      Hard agree. He's one of the very few genuine wordsmith performers of the modern era. Certainly the most eloquent comedian I can think of, from any time period actually. Plenty of confidently articulate, even cogent ones, but none quite as poetic.

    • @ShamBard1878
      @ShamBard1878 6 місяців тому +5

      Not quite the lake isle of Innesfree but i appreciate the sentiment

    • @I_Am_The_Paulrus
      @I_Am_The_Paulrus 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ShamBard1878Dylan, is that you!? 😮😅

    • @ShamBard1878
      @ShamBard1878 6 місяців тому +3

      @@I_Am_The_Paulrus hahaha not quite but I do live about 200 yards away from him in Edinburgh, and in 2018 was invited to his sons New Year’s Eve party. I brushed past him in the corridor : D

  • @zeniascreativespace3890
    @zeniascreativespace3890 6 місяців тому +59

    I love this man he’s been a favorite of mine for years. He’s not a comedian, he’s a comedic philosopher with artistic poetic skill unlike anything else I’ve seen ❤😂

    • @veroniquehoflack4910
      @veroniquehoflack4910 5 місяців тому +2

      I agree. He is soooo funny but in a very different way.

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 6 місяців тому +86

    "I have no blood in my eyes😅😂🤣

  • @bereketterefe829
    @bereketterefe829 6 місяців тому +161

    The thing I like about Dylan is that he could say any sentence. If words exist in the english language, dylan can put them in some random ortder and still make them funny.

  • @richardbuchanan7124
    @richardbuchanan7124 6 місяців тому +49

    "Judging the mice..." LOL!

  • @izaksmith538
    @izaksmith538 6 місяців тому +32

    As one of the 50, I can honestly say that literally EVERY piece of his standup available to us on UA-cam is ABSOLUTE GOLD! Because his material is all about fundamental forces of human nature, and because he is absurdist, it doesn’t matter when the set was recorded- it’s all timeless.
    I am envious of anyone just discovering him for the joy they about to experience; I am also just as sorry for the withdrawal pain they will experience in shortly thereafter because there’s just not enough of his material available.

    • @Heisenberg51901
      @Heisenberg51901 Місяць тому +1

      If you are'nt aware, Dylan had a brilliant comedy series called Black Books. A must watch for any Dylan Moran fan.

  • @Olivia-d9o5h
    @Olivia-d9o5h 6 місяців тому +34

    I ❤ how he roasts and respects women at the same time. Pure class.

    • @TheForgotten__1
      @TheForgotten__1 5 місяців тому +3

      That is the because of the terrifying Irish mother complex 😂

    • @Bamboule05
      @Bamboule05 5 місяців тому +2

      He's a very modern man

    • @chasleask8533
      @chasleask8533 5 місяців тому

      Men love women while at the same time realising that they are idiots . They have bosoms , d'you see ?

    • @Glaaki13
      @Glaaki13 3 місяці тому

      Yes now i am a man but I think so too and in a time where many stand up men can only kick down

  • @Htheorphanarian
    @Htheorphanarian 6 місяців тому +42

    as wordsmith as a drunk Shakespeare

  • @8aleeb
    @8aleeb 3 місяці тому +8

    The genius of erudite absurdity and perfect delivery

  • @juliettewhittaker8904
    @juliettewhittaker8904 6 місяців тому +41

    😍 we all need more Dylans in this world, especially now.

  • @christianmaas8934
    @christianmaas8934 6 місяців тому +204

    Top 10 stand up of all time. Only 50 people know him in America. Start a podcast Dylan, give into corporate greed! GIVE ME YOUR KIDNEYS

    • @samratcliffe5253
      @samratcliffe5253 6 місяців тому +23

      As one of the 50 Americans who love Dylan, I emphatically agree. We need this man's kidneys. He's WASTING THEM! 😂

    • @racheladkins6060
      @racheladkins6060 6 місяців тому +13

      Dylan is well known in the U.K. especially from the comedy Black Books, brilliant TV show.

    • @BathersonMote
      @BathersonMote 6 місяців тому +17

      Count me among the 50 Americans. I've been a fan for years now. Despite knowing that he puts a lot of work and effort into his routine, he always sounds like he's just talking off the top of his head. That's what makes him a great comedian, he doesn't sound like comedian.

    • @ElvarMasson
      @ElvarMasson 6 місяців тому +4

      I have no idea what Americans know

    • @tcrown3333
      @tcrown3333 6 місяців тому +2

      Pure, pure GENIUS!!!!😂🤣

  • @BudoReflex
    @BudoReflex 6 місяців тому +18

    My favourite was the mice judging me while I cleaned the oven.

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 6 місяців тому +14

    This guy is brilliant and I’ve never heard of him before today.
    Comic poet.

    • @veroniquehoflack4910
      @veroniquehoflack4910 5 місяців тому +3

      Same here. I started with the Walshes family, discovered the genius that is Graham Linehan, then warched the IT crowd, then Black books last week and discovered Dylan Moran and now I am here, binge watching his stand-up comedy because now my life depends on it.

  • @nathalieb1626
    @nathalieb1626 6 місяців тому +19

    Not me just watching some random Dylan Moran stuff during my lunch break. 🤣

    • @TheForgotten__1
      @TheForgotten__1 5 місяців тому

      WFH means you don't have to wait for lunch break 😉

  • @thatsthat8421
    @thatsthat8421 3 місяці тому +4

    He's an artist with how he thinks. I love it

  • @danalexander1049
    @danalexander1049 6 місяців тому +11

    At prawn being airlifted, I had to pause the video and my laughter. The coffee I had drunk decided it was now urine and wanted out.

  • @lucilaromero7444
    @lucilaromero7444 6 місяців тому +30

    One of the best comics around.

    • @Baker69
      @Baker69 6 місяців тому +5

      Agreed!

    • @GoggledAgog
      @GoggledAgog 6 місяців тому +1

      A pleasure to witness one of the best as he comics around.

  • @LiberalSocialDemocrat
    @LiberalSocialDemocrat 6 місяців тому +15

    5:38 Genius. This is Genius at work.

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi 5 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @steeter93
    @steeter93 6 місяців тому +6

    I got all the way to the end and then "judging the mice" 😂

  • @IrisAsuras
    @IrisAsuras 6 місяців тому +34

    Dude has not seen my shoe addiction. That's for no man. They do not care about my heel collection. But I do.

    • @StayTh1rsty
      @StayTh1rsty 6 місяців тому +7

      The clip clop and click clack sounds are PEAK dress-up, as an adult.
      I get to walk around sounding *fancy* all day 😂😂😂

    • @sempressfi
      @sempressfi 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah that's the only part I would push back on lol clothes and makeup aren't priorities for me but especially for certain occasions/environments, they become a sort of modern day battle armor and imbue confidence

  • @Geebs2161
    @Geebs2161 6 місяців тому +5

    He’s incredible! I vibe some George Carlin brilliance but it’s all his own style & delivery. 🤩

  • @dorkinabubble7772
    @dorkinabubble7772 6 місяців тому +5

    “I could hear her breasts swinging as she walked behind me” IM CRYING 😭

  • @impalaSS65
    @impalaSS65 6 місяців тому +20

    These 11minutes with new jokes to me, were like Christmas for a kid. Wonder what it feels like to that creative, inventive and funny? Or is it just well hidden hard work at his craft? I agree more and more that he might be within the ten best comedians, that I have heard. I hope he can continue to stay mostly above political partisanship, and only use it to create more unexpected absurdities.

    • @giniarobeau2407
      @giniarobeau2407 6 місяців тому +1

      I think he is very funny & probably very unwell...

    • @A-Duck
      @A-Duck 6 місяців тому +3

      It helps to be well read. If I can recall from a years old interview that reading books with a focus on human nature and related themes is one of Dylans main pastimes. Reading is his main form of media consumption, and I guess it kind of shows. Dude is a wordsmith.

  • @Can0spam
    @Can0spam 6 місяців тому +53

    All Women are Mary Shelley & All Men are The 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚. At no point does Dylan say monster.

    • @waynebernitt2806
      @waynebernitt2806 6 місяців тому +16

      Unlike many he's read the book.

    • @joeandjoe2
      @joeandjoe2 5 місяців тому +2

      Why is that important ?

    • @jonmathias6159
      @jonmathias6159 4 місяці тому +2

      @@joeandjoe2It is important because “creature” and “monster” are two different words with two quite different meanings.

  • @janbounds911
    @janbounds911 6 місяців тому +48

    I'm one of the 50 Americans who know and love Dylan Moran and Black's Books. He is incredible. Now I also know about Bill Bailey and a host of other wonderful UK performers. We watch British tv. American tv is s**t.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 6 місяців тому +4

      *Black Books

    • @Canalcoholic
      @Canalcoholic 6 місяців тому +1

      You're watching OLD British TV (Black Books was 2000-2004). British TV is s**t too now. This footage here is from a good few years ago.

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 6 місяців тому

      @@Canalcoholic O we know! Timeless!

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 6 місяців тому +5

      I love Bailey. Great in every show he’s on.

    • @UncySpam
      @UncySpam 6 місяців тому

      Now you’ve discovered British comedy, here’s a few more to try
      Blackadder
      IT Crowd
      Ab Fab
      Vicar of Dibley
      That’s just a small suggestion. There is an incredible breadth to comedy from the UK to try.

  • @IndigoHazelnut
    @IndigoHazelnut 6 місяців тому +7

    He is so hilarious my abdomens hurt from laughing so hard 😅

  • @keiraroberts2113
    @keiraroberts2113 5 місяців тому +2

    ‘The friendly magazine titles like Hello, C’mere, Give Us A Lick and so on…’ 😂😂

  • @alishademmery3581
    @alishademmery3581 6 місяців тому +16

    Love you Dylan Moran

  • @clivesmith9377
    @clivesmith9377 6 місяців тому +29

    I'd like to see Bernard and Manny on stage together.

  • @Soylentology
    @Soylentology 5 місяців тому +4

    Tricked, into a disco situation...!

  • @yewknight
    @yewknight 6 місяців тому +5

    This is hilarious, but the monster is insightful and brilliant.

  • @tshandy1
    @tshandy1 5 місяців тому +1

    He's enviably good. He makes standup seem so effortless.

    • @TheForgotten__1
      @TheForgotten__1 5 місяців тому

      That's the beauty of being drunk on stage 😂

  • @persia888
    @persia888 6 місяців тому +7

    Is it true that Americans don’t know him??? He is the best stand up in the world.

    • @HzrdsTbccnst
      @HzrdsTbccnst 6 місяців тому

      As an American, I know him from Black Books which popped up on some streaming service or another a while back. I hadn’t seen him before or since until I got this video tucked neatly into my algorithm. What a pleasure.
      Also, I don’t know anyone who ever watched that show besides my wife and I

    • @jmcmurrah
      @jmcmurrah 6 місяців тому

      Canadian here… never heard of him before stumbling on this! 😅

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 5 місяців тому

      Most Americans don’t know him. I’m an American and I got introduced to him by my best friend, who is also an American, but she’s been living in Scotland for over a decade now. I love his style of humor, its extremely dry, nihilistic, and euphemistic, and I completely get that, but I have been told at length and many times that I am Weird and my sense of humor is “dark”.
      Comparing American and Moran’s style of comedy is rather fascinating. There’s one or two American comedians I like (Taylor Tomlinson and Jeff Dunham come to mind) but by far my fav stand ups are comedians people like Dylan Moran, Daniel Sloss (from Scotland), Sarah Millican (from the UK) and Randy Feltface (Australian), and what I’ve noticed that all my favs have in common is that they usually use stories to facilitate comedy, whereas the American comedians typically try to typically deliver constantly witty punchlines, but for me the lack of set-up usually causes it to fall flat.

  • @KazWinchester
    @KazWinchester 6 місяців тому +2

    Hes still one of the best comedians, he still gets me to bust out laughing, even with multiple watchings.

  • @MarianneOz
    @MarianneOz 3 місяці тому

    Irascible and charming in equal measure. ❤️Dylan, a once in a lifetime comedic talent.

  • @nommh
    @nommh 6 місяців тому +3

    He is incomparable! Sui generis!

  • @Ben-Downlow.
    @Ben-Downlow. 6 місяців тому +6

    More fresh Dylan! Yay!

  • @annelawton6783
    @annelawton6783 4 місяці тому

    “A chandelier hung over your uterus” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yvonnescallon434
    @yvonnescallon434 4 місяці тому +1

    We need more Dylans in this world ❤it😅😅

  • @TheGhostofRandolphBourne
    @TheGhostofRandolphBourne 6 місяців тому +7

    Not to be that guy, but the Monster is quite an intelligent and poetic soul, not some lumbering brute.

  • @LisaSmith-yb2uz
    @LisaSmith-yb2uz 6 місяців тому +5

    I Love Dylan ❤

  • @shirleymarchand5800
    @shirleymarchand5800 6 місяців тому +3

    Hes hilarious been watching him for years

  • @Cacophony314
    @Cacophony314 5 місяців тому

    I remember watching him live over a decade ago, and he's left an impression. I was so fortunate.

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 6 місяців тому +1

    This guy played a nerd in an old movie I used to like. He's a lot more intelligent and likable in stand-up. Good for him.

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 6 місяців тому +1

    Dylan Moran is one of the greatest ever!

  • @caloy1206
    @caloy1206 6 місяців тому +4

    Rufus the Thief!!! 😂

  • @samdumaquis2033
    @samdumaquis2033 6 місяців тому +4

    He's a genius

  • @AlanRobb1
    @AlanRobb1 6 місяців тому +3

    That was bloody good!

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 6 місяців тому +3

    Time for the monster to go out for a pizza and a movie on Friday night.

  • @phoebemurtagh3059
    @phoebemurtagh3059 5 місяців тому +3

    Mary Shelley: I've got a story.
    Percy Shelley: what's it about?
    Mary: a morally devoid scientist who is somehow worse than a murdering cadaver man he makes contrary to the laws of nature and then abandons. I thought I'd call him Percy, but I'm pretty sure our friends will get it. 😆

  • @iralia333
    @iralia333 Місяць тому

    National treasure❤

  • @buckcummings2717
    @buckcummings2717 5 місяців тому

    love this guy, so so clever.

  • @pedroRodriguesMD
    @pedroRodriguesMD 6 місяців тому +1

    10:22 YO DYLAN? You got gum in your shoe.

  • @joesdi
    @joesdi 5 місяців тому

    Judging the mice 😂😂😂

  • @joesdi
    @joesdi 5 місяців тому

    I love you. Truly, madly, deeply. (that sounds crazy) 😂❤

  • @soulpatch59
    @soulpatch59 Місяць тому

    He'd brilliant

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 6 місяців тому +3

    i highly recommend watching 'black book', it's sooo funny!

  • @joakimblom1110
    @joakimblom1110 17 днів тому

    😂sick...💯

  • @Caligulita
    @Caligulita Місяць тому

    Judging the mice made me actually scream

  • @squidward6187
    @squidward6187 5 місяців тому +1

    I see something... a connection.... Is it JIM LAHEY????!!

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 6 місяців тому +1

    Looove 😂

  • @catherineseear7069
    @catherineseear7069 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂Hilarious😂 love him❤

  • @breaghboo-gc7ub
    @breaghboo-gc7ub 5 місяців тому

    Have loved Dylan for decades. Love his stand up (seen him live) and Black Books but my favourite is How Do You Want Me? Fuckin' brilliant!

  • @Lady260191
    @Lady260191 2 місяці тому

    He is my idol ❤🎉😂

  • @susantimani1060
    @susantimani1060 4 місяці тому

    “The music is hideous.” 😂

  • @DetteBavid
    @DetteBavid 6 місяців тому +3

    A hame sandwich with a pickel!

  • @yubtubtime
    @yubtubtime 5 місяців тому

    One of the best stand-ups of all time. Also, does this guy age?

  • @veroniquehoflack4910
    @veroniquehoflack4910 5 місяців тому

    I laughed so hard. I swear a little pee came out.

  • @BillyHell01
    @BillyHell01 6 місяців тому +1

    I just looked on my shelf - I have this DVD - I Have seen him live twice, I've only seen three live shows so that's a record, Unless Louie CK comes back, the other show was Doug Stanhope and not very good. Dylans Film "A Film With Me In It" is a masterpiece of cinema.

  • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
    @AbsentWithoutLeaving 6 місяців тому

    Judging the mice.
    😆

  • @davidibib
    @davidibib 6 місяців тому +1

    Awesome 😂😂😂

  • @WaltzActual
    @WaltzActual 6 місяців тому +1

    If you like Dylan check out the series Black Books it's dry, absurd, and witty I love it.

  • @platero814
    @platero814 6 місяців тому

    after too many american comedians, this is a breath of fresh air!

  • @dpsamu2000
    @dpsamu2000 6 місяців тому

    The creature, The monster. He has a name. Adam. Adam Frankenstein. He is Frankenstein.

  • @archaicsoul4597
    @archaicsoul4597 6 місяців тому +3

    Time for a new era of black books

  • @TheShortGirl666
    @TheShortGirl666 6 місяців тому +1

    I haven't kept up with Dylan Moran. Has he essentially become his character Bernard Black?

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 5 місяців тому +1

      He always basically was Bernard Black, I think he’s just more depressed now than cynical, given the state of the world.

  • @Bonnatella
    @Bonnatella 6 місяців тому +2

    I was pretty sure I was going to marry him one day. Teenage dreams.

    • @Stoppit-tidyup
      @Stoppit-tidyup 6 місяців тому +1

      Was it the beautiful Irish hair?

  • @rnchgrl
    @rnchgrl 6 місяців тому

    It took me a minuts, Rufus. 😊

  • @daphneglasurus7886
    @daphneglasurus7886 6 місяців тому +2

    I disagree; I think all men are Victor Frankenstein. If you’ve read the book, that’s much worse.

  • @kimsherlock8969
    @kimsherlock8969 5 місяців тому

    ❤ blessings 🎉🎉🎉

    • @kimsherlock8969
      @kimsherlock8969 5 місяців тому

      I appreciate your honesty.
      Many want to hide in a sleeping bag
      But don't 😂😅😊

  • @fionabryant7923
    @fionabryant7923 2 місяці тому

    If he didnt make us laugh about the reality of the world , we'd be crying

  • @noahmurphy5366
    @noahmurphy5366 29 днів тому

    "De mooeves". A bit of Navan leaked out.

  • @jeannadriver9552
    @jeannadriver9552 6 місяців тому +12

    This guy cracks me up; however, I noticed something disturbing. His right hand was shaking. Is he ok? Has he had that looked at? Just concerned.

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 6 місяців тому +4

      Yes,you are correct. That shaking is out of the ordinary. He is most likely fully aware. On all levels.

    • @pm1395
      @pm1395 6 місяців тому +5

      He is 51.
      My wife (now 68) was diagnosed with Parkinson's when she was 52.
      I hope it isn't Parkinson's disease.

    • @thecountofgoldmoor1332
      @thecountofgoldmoor1332 6 місяців тому +7

      He's been a bit of a boozer for a long time. Could be from that but this is just speculation.

    • @elizabethduval7562
      @elizabethduval7562 6 місяців тому +7

      he had that when he was young and just starting out. While he has had his challenges with alcohol, this is not connected to that. It's a physical condition.

    • @nommh
      @nommh 6 місяців тому

      I have a colleague who shakes when she is the least bit exited.

  • @averywilson6143
    @averywilson6143 4 місяці тому

    judging the mice

  • @RFSIsraelStarEarth
    @RFSIsraelStarEarth 6 місяців тому +2

    Haha

  • @LACaradoc
    @LACaradoc 6 місяців тому

    OMG! Dylan. Time to go back to Black's Books!

  • @MagicThys
    @MagicThys 5 місяців тому +2

    you wake up...oh this is fucking hideous, things will improve..

  • @atlanta2076
    @atlanta2076 6 місяців тому

    Misandry!

  • @mej6519
    @mej6519 6 місяців тому

    I miss black books.

  • @pleappleappleap
    @pleappleappleap 6 місяців тому +5

    Middle class means the opposite in the UK vs the US.

    • @nightjarflying
      @nightjarflying 6 місяців тому +2

      LOL the same meaning then

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 6 місяців тому +5

      In the US middle class is between rich and poor, but in the UK the middle class is between poor and rich?

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 6 місяців тому +2

      White collar = Middle class, Blue collar = working class.

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 6 місяців тому +2

      Middle class as defined in the UK conjures images of educated opera fans. Middle class as defined in the US conjures images of plumbers, carpenters, and factory workers listening to country music.

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 6 місяців тому +1

      @@pseudonayme7717 In the US, blue collar is middle class, not white collar.

  • @stuartmarshall7099
    @stuartmarshall7099 5 місяців тому

    Has he got Parkinson's?

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 3 місяці тому

      nah it's just the glug glug

  • @cainedavenport1187
    @cainedavenport1187 6 місяців тому

    This is how i see mankind now but with a bigger dose of ego

  • @Killuminati78
    @Killuminati78 4 дні тому

    shouldn't he get a grip or he's just trying hard to destroy himself and his family?

  • @BATDOYLE
    @BATDOYLE 4 дні тому

    get help Dylan

  • @TrivoMarjanovic
    @TrivoMarjanovic 6 місяців тому +1

    I have nothing in common with the man and women he talks about. It seems like a rant from fifty years ago

  • @coreygardner1371
    @coreygardner1371 6 місяців тому +3

    No Dylan, not all of us are irish. Some of us go to sleep sober...

  • @pedroRodriguesMD
    @pedroRodriguesMD 6 місяців тому +1

    The only thing I dont like about him is that he is not grateful for having a home, children, wife.
    Im 43 and all my life dreamed of that, but had the bad luck of being born Portuguese in Portugal.