Daz Watches Last Text

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  • Let's see what young Jacob is up to.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @Mandalore_ultimate
    @Mandalore_ultimate 7 років тому +1086

    I hate Jacob Sartorius with a burning passion.

    • @amarimbumba6338
      @amarimbumba6338 7 років тому +3

      SSJGod Ballzy lmao why

    • @Mandalore_ultimate
      @Mandalore_ultimate 7 років тому +10

      George Baker He's cringey as fuck

    • @aurelia2690
      @aurelia2690 7 років тому +6

      SSJGod Ballzy well that's pretty sad lmao

    • @Mandalore_ultimate
      @Mandalore_ultimate 7 років тому +8

      The Time Lordess How is that sad?

    • @zzz-tg7mn
      @zzz-tg7mn 7 років тому +4

      SSJGod Ballzy that you hate someone you don't know

  • @mos2574
    @mos2574 7 років тому +2829

    Is he texting Boo from Monsters Inc? ..isn't she a bit old for him

  • @fwcj3815
    @fwcj3815 4 роки тому +696

    I love how the goodnight text was his first text to her ever

    • @samuelebigi1313
      @samuelebigi1313 3 роки тому +116

      "Good night sweetie"
      "Excuse me who the fuck are you"

    • @jodybradley2315
      @jodybradley2315 3 роки тому +11

      @@samuelebigi1313 😂😂😂😂😂so good 🤣

    • @mickmars-hairspray
      @mickmars-hairspray 3 роки тому +19

      my first text ever if she was the ghost bitch would be "GET THE F---- O-O-O-O-OUT~~~"

    • @KenzieSings
      @KenzieSings 3 роки тому +3

      @@mickmars-hairspray HAHSHSHSNSNSNSJSNSJSNH✋😭

    • @jay-jaychace4500
      @jay-jaychace4500 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr lol 😂

  • @finnt7360
    @finnt7360 7 років тому +2102

    "Jacob, there's someone in your bunker, you don't smile at it you call the po-leece. OMG I laughed so hard😂, like if you laughed 😂

    • @crunchiethepig3885
      @crunchiethepig3885 6 років тому +1

      FinnT you spelt police wrong grammar alert!!!!!

    • @jessstrut9362
      @jessstrut9362 6 років тому +12

      Crunchie The Pig it’s coz he enthused it

    • @zemmiehboah2681
      @zemmiehboah2681 6 років тому +1

      It's not smile it's sing fish

    • @dangardner2577
      @dangardner2577 6 років тому +6

      Crunchie The Pig you Know it's not a grammar mistake it's a spelling error

    • @violetmoon3882
      @violetmoon3882 6 років тому +2

      Ok first off..Daz said Po lice
      He tried to sound it out at least

  • @thegameplayer2844
    @thegameplayer2844 7 років тому +3233

    I think I know who boo is
    The girl from monsters inc

  • @Patrick-lf3of
    @Patrick-lf3of 7 років тому +2983

    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @georgie7528
      @georgie7528 7 років тому +6

      Melvin da hacker From spongebob aha

    • @HeyHeyGMA
      @HeyHeyGMA 7 років тому +42

      Melvin da hacker No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument......Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

    • @nahlabouwhuis4181
      @nahlabouwhuis4181 7 років тому +1

      Grimroll it might be

    • @Angel-gw1kj
      @Angel-gw1kj 7 років тому +2

      Melvin da hacker yes it is

    • @Mollysnix
      @Mollysnix 7 років тому +2

      f a v e

  • @annabelleforbes8236
    @annabelleforbes8236 6 років тому +879

    10:20 His reaction to when the microphone moved made me cry 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @dietcapriisun
    @dietcapriisun 7 років тому +638

    GO. TO. SLEEP. Young man!

    • @joonie2655
      @joonie2655 4 роки тому +12

      When it’s 2020 and I should probably be asleep 😂

    • @amandagriffiths2337
      @amandagriffiths2337 4 роки тому +4

      Joonie same

    • @slurpyjuice5386
      @slurpyjuice5386 4 роки тому +4

      Its 1:20 am for me rn

    • @iz9992
      @iz9992 4 роки тому

      Jesus yesssss

    • @bqtman_
      @bqtman_ 3 роки тому

      It can take like 4 hours to upload a vip + time zones and yes I’m replying to a comment from 3 yrs ago
      Edit: im a retard

  • @nicolehubicki9160
    @nicolehubicki9160 7 років тому +1146

    *The cringe train is about to take off..*

  • @alexanderjacob3745
    @alexanderjacob3745 7 років тому +507

    his parents drop him off at a bunker his parents have had e-fuckin-nough

  • @fae6082
    @fae6082 6 років тому +471

    'Is she nude? Whats going on?'
    -me 2017

  • @jackbazzani1914
    @jackbazzani1914 6 років тому +346

    4:07 "oh shit it moved"😂😂😂

  • @imohboyo7782
    @imohboyo7782 7 років тому +385

    am I the only one who isn't British and watches daz games?

  • @nika_smg6349
    @nika_smg6349 7 років тому +398

    "jacob, someone's in your bunker" 😂😂😂 lmfao died

    • @ashtonmartinez5946
      @ashtonmartinez5946 7 років тому +16

      nika _SMG "why is she in the bathroom"
      Same

    • @clemmieruddenklau715
      @clemmieruddenklau715 7 років тому

      Ashton Martinez no don't touch it xD

    • @nicolemaldonado850
      @nicolemaldonado850 7 років тому +1

      nika _SMG When I read this he said that😂😂

    • @christopher-zs6oe
      @christopher-zs6oe 7 років тому +3

      nika _SMG s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋e̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑

  • @lydiatocknell7348
    @lydiatocknell7348 4 роки тому +169

    Daz: "I wOuLd UsE tHe gUiTaR aS a WeApOn, HoLd iT aS aN aXe"
    Me: **literally dying of laugher**

  • @ruqayyahstar4127
    @ruqayyahstar4127 7 років тому +91

    "No don't touch it...that's it. He's gone. Jacobs dead"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lycheeIuvr
    @lycheeIuvr 7 років тому +1090

    "GET. TO. SLEEP!" 😂😂😂

    • @nataliebruvik3355
      @nataliebruvik3355 5 років тому +7

      i watch vines for a living first off all 😂😂😂hahah
      Second off all NCTZEN and SAY THE NAME SEVENTEEN
      third off all I'm sorry for mentioning Kpop in a non Kpop video I just had to
      Love you💜😂❤️👏🏽

    • @Ibra1201
      @Ibra1201 4 роки тому +4

      I am your 300th like thank me later 🙂

    • @jorja9758
      @jorja9758 4 роки тому +8

      “ YOU. GET. TO. SLEEP!” 😂😂

    • @nerdishlive
      @nerdishlive 3 роки тому +2

      Me @ 2am
      N *a* h *I* ' *m* g *o* o *d* t *h* a *n* k *s*

    • @mickmars-hairspray
      @mickmars-hairspray 3 роки тому +1

      Hi Ron, Do u ship Drarry as much as me?

  • @alexthesweetpotato2612
    @alexthesweetpotato2612 7 років тому +393

    "GO.....TO....SLEEP, YOUNG MAN"
    i am officialy done now lol

  • @chloesw8448
    @chloesw8448 6 років тому +370

    He’s texting boo?
    Oh .. that’s my dogs name...
    Should I be worried?

  • @thebluefox8658
    @thebluefox8658 6 років тому +305

    I'm in a hotel and my mum is sleeping and I am watching this and I'm trying so hard not to laugh

  • @DangerofDeath
    @DangerofDeath 7 років тому +660

    DAZS FACE WHEN THE MICROPHONE MOVED WAS AMAZING I CANT STOP LAUGHING! XD

    • @isaac_mp4
      @isaac_mp4 7 років тому +1

      DangerofDead I laughed as well

    • @troubledspoon1854
      @troubledspoon1854 7 років тому +6

      IT WAS THE BEST

    • @njalmorsund6307
      @njalmorsund6307 7 років тому +5

      I LAUGHED SO MUCH

    • @hannahn.4033
      @hannahn.4033 7 років тому +11

      I literally replay it like 20 + times!! XD

    • @bobjefferson7287
      @bobjefferson7287 7 років тому +15

      DangerofDead I know the look of absolute pure confusion was priceless

  • @evidentlymak
    @evidentlymak 7 років тому +528

    is it just me or does he look either constipated or in pain when he sings?😂😂😆

  • @jappdinguzz953
    @jappdinguzz953 5 років тому +399

    Jacob: Right before I fall asleep-
    Daz: *in an underground bunker* ~
    Thank you for so many likes!! I forgot i even posted this comment-

  • @Ferrychick1
    @Ferrychick1 6 років тому +33

    "When I send you those three words tonight."
    "Go. To. SLEEP!!!"

  • @gravesthebanisher1625
    @gravesthebanisher1625 7 років тому +458

    I think all these daz watches are making his hair turn gray XD its just to much cringe for daz to handle

    • @thepumpkinking4229
      @thepumpkinking4229 7 років тому +1

      Grave Sweeney Yep XD

    • @matthewk2501
      @matthewk2501 7 років тому +1

      Grave Sweeney I don't think jacob is cringy

    • @maxiefim
      @maxiefim 7 років тому +1

      Grave Sweeney ur spelling is *too much cringe for me to handle

    • @gravesthebanisher1625
      @gravesthebanisher1625 7 років тому +3

      okay? I don't really care what the two of you think... looking at you starwars geek and soundwave :P freaking grammar police, go bother someone else.

    • @dyinginside4727
      @dyinginside4727 7 років тому +4

      Grave Sweeney yaaaasssss I hate grammer police get a life 😂

  • @GraceC
    @GraceC 7 років тому +536

    His phone was flashing......POLTERGEIST

  • @someoneontheinternet3672
    @someoneontheinternet3672 6 років тому +242

    HER NAME IS BOO BECAUSE SHES A GHOST 👻

  • @optimal_gaming6825
    @optimal_gaming6825 5 років тому +75

    Daz: Where have they dropped him??
    Me: On his head.

  • @sarahali1217
    @sarahali1217 7 років тому +149

    "Boo? Is he texting a ghost or something"

    • @hollyraine263
      @hollyraine263 6 років тому +2

      Sarah Ali no, the little girl from monsters inc

  • @vix1126
    @vix1126 7 років тому +365

    I said I hate jacob Satorouis infront of a girl at my school. She said Don't say that about my bae! I thought she was joking, but I triggered a Jacob Satorouis Fan ^ ^ I don't regret a thing

    • @ssshadyfox1758
      @ssshadyfox1758 7 років тому

      Vi x i hate you

    • @grim-vj1wn
      @grim-vj1wn 7 років тому +6

      Vi x oh shit i hope ur ok 😂

    • @patrickisoncrack4653
      @patrickisoncrack4653 7 років тому +1

      llcutej roblox 'n' msp says the one with a roblox username

    • @courtneyclark7818
      @courtneyclark7818 7 років тому +4

      you should regret it she is coming for you, triggering a jacob fan is like setting off a bomb

    • @lizziechicaroblox265
      @lizziechicaroblox265 7 років тому +1

      at my school I literally said I hate Jacob sartorius to my friend she gave me this angry look I literally just triggered her I knew that cuz she didn't talk to me the way home Xd

  • @jasminesanderson7079
    @jasminesanderson7079 4 роки тому +38

    just me who’s watching all of his Jacob saggytaurus videos at like 1 am in corona lockdown ? ... okay

  • @vlucc.2980
    @vlucc.2980 6 років тому +74

    4:26. Me when I look in the mirror at myself right after I wake up. XD

  • @Angel-nm7ng
    @Angel-nm7ng 7 років тому +116

    He's parents sent him to a bunker because he won't stop playing guitar when they're trying to sleep.

    • @judeforrester6641
      @judeforrester6641 7 років тому +6

      Angel why don't my parents try to send me to a bunker

    • @Angel-nm7ng
      @Angel-nm7ng 7 років тому +10

      +Jack Forrester hmm I should contact them to do so

  • @francesbosarge1967
    @francesbosarge1967 7 років тому +228

    go, To, SLEEP YOUNG MAN

    • @haarisah4824
      @haarisah4824 6 років тому

      i died when he said this tbh :DD

    • @anistonkemmerer1219
      @anistonkemmerer1219 6 років тому

      Frances Bosarge i laughed so hard lmao😂😂👏👏

  • @nopestilltrash6023
    @nopestilltrash6023 6 років тому +51

    There's a Ghost girl in his room he's dead!😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

  • @hailaelias5345
    @hailaelias5345 7 років тому +76

    Omg this guy kills me every time I watch his video! Omg I'm literally dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellawillis8385
    @ellawillis8385 7 років тому +174

    Anyone else ashamed of our generation?

  • @chrisdangelo7151
    @chrisdangelo7151 7 років тому +281

    "In an underground bumper" 1:53 best singing voice ever daz!!!!

  • @colahoe4390
    @colahoe4390 6 років тому +30

    When daz said "who's boo is it a ghost" I spat my water every where

  • @nikaungurianu4314
    @nikaungurianu4314 6 років тому +65

    2:05 to answer your question, he thinks he's like 19 and has an apartment

  • @queensgambit6495
    @queensgambit6495 7 років тому +437

    I've had a real shit day
    I can't stop laughing. Thankyou omg

    • @taylorkirkwood17
      @taylorkirkwood17 7 років тому +8

      TwentyØneCrybabies it will get better ❤️

    • @ellayates7857
      @ellayates7857 7 років тому +6

      |-/ stay alive :)

    • @keilidhseashore99
      @keilidhseashore99 7 років тому +2

      |-/

    • @sari-4563
      @sari-4563 7 років тому +4

      Omg i love the clique we are everywhere |-/

    • @queensgambit6495
      @queensgambit6495 7 років тому +2

      Thankyou to everyone it means a lot that people who I don't know support me, and yes we are everywhere, my fellow heathens |-/

  • @jetstonez7935
    @jetstonez7935 7 років тому +493

    i don't hate this kid, i just hate what he does.

    • @maryjanebentley1276
      @maryjanebentley1276 7 років тому

      what do u mean?

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d 7 років тому

      jazminehasnoidea That's the most retarded thing ever... So you hate all singers?

    • @cassie2287
      @cassie2287 7 років тому

      +Siber wolf I guess you don't like Mariah Carey then😂

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d 7 років тому

      Lol buncha idiots here.

    • @blissboy3876
      @blissboy3876 7 років тому

      jazminehasnoidea yes

  • @taylens951
    @taylens951 5 років тому +23

    7:07 me in music class trying to play my guitar

  • @yanaashaary7581
    @yanaashaary7581 4 роки тому +14

    Daz: he's in a bunker!
    Me: but....the window...

  • @pattisayshello
    @pattisayshello 7 років тому +725

    Daz is by far one of the funniest youtubers I know😂😂

    • @sirmicothesilly
      @sirmicothesilly 7 років тому +5

      No shit sherlock.

    • @angecurry3790
      @angecurry3790 7 років тому +2

      AyeItzTayy pewdiepie

    • @dizzydrizzle23
      @dizzydrizzle23 7 років тому +1

      Ange Curry I think it's a tie because I love them both😂

    • @danxl3701
      @danxl3701 7 років тому +2

      Ange Curry nah hes a nazi

    • @k.2236
      @k.2236 7 років тому

      AyeItzTayy no it's rebal d 😍😍

  • @emmalynn4333
    @emmalynn4333 7 років тому +203

    Jacob: "When I send you those three last words....Tonight..."
    Daz: "Go..To.. SLEEP!"

    • @Jess-jg3nt
      @Jess-jg3nt 7 років тому +1

      XxRebel_Girl119 xX we did watch the video you know and we saw what daz said...... no hate but it's annoying

    • @Jess-jg3nt
      @Jess-jg3nt 7 років тому +2

      XxRebel_Girl119 xX already have done love

    • @calumferguson4014
      @calumferguson4014 7 років тому

      Ari_Macaroon yes

    • @Sophie-op6ks
      @Sophie-op6ks 7 років тому +5

      XxRebel_Girl119 xX I read that as he said It 😂😂😂😂

    • @emmalynn4333
      @emmalynn4333 7 років тому

      Sophie lmao

  • @emilykost1421
    @emilykost1421 6 років тому +13

    Best song ever 😂.... Jacob❤️: right before I go to sleep
    Daz😂: in an underground bunker 😂😂😂

  • @klimpaloon2752
    @klimpaloon2752 7 років тому +35

    "Was he texting a fucking ghost or something?"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kaii_i7840
      @kaii_i7840 6 років тому

      hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @alexanderjacob3745
    @alexanderjacob3745 7 років тому +156

    whenever he says boo i think of the little girl from monsters inc,

  • @kaitlynflaherty8865
    @kaitlynflaherty8865 7 років тому +337

    daz your one of the rare youtubers that make me laugh

  • @lukestephens4038
    @lukestephens4038 4 роки тому +10

    “Is this a bunker”😂😂

  • @maiabella7002
    @maiabella7002 7 років тому +7

    "Go. To. SLEEP! Young man!" I died😂😂😂😂

  • @CarlyLutes
    @CarlyLutes 7 років тому +223

    "go To SLEEP!" Daz black 2017

  • @pattiaesthetic1233
    @pattiaesthetic1233 7 років тому +96

    Daz: "Go...To...SLEEP, YOUNG MAN!"
    Me: *See's gravestone saying "died of laughter"*

  • @beccas5249
    @beccas5249 7 років тому +35

    When dat microphone moved😂

  • @rubyrottenbury1713
    @rubyrottenbury1713 5 років тому +5

    Lmho(laughing my head off)with head phones on and my dads looking at me like I’m nuts.
    Man you are hilarious 🤣😂

  • @ottboyz-3631
    @ottboyz-3631 7 років тому +124

    2:08 he's texting honey boo boo

    • @imn9420
      @imn9420 7 років тому +6

      Stop Motion Inc. he into fat chicks

    • @aimee1234
      @aimee1234 7 років тому

      Stop Motion Inc. he's texting honey G

    • @amythestjasmine3749
      @amythestjasmine3749 7 років тому +4

      Stop Motion Inc. omg 😂

    • @zombirizen
      @zombirizen 7 років тому +4

      Stop Motion Inc. Nope its bob

  • @thenamescara64
    @thenamescara64 7 років тому +456

    he might not be perfect but he don't deserve all the hate he gets.

    • @aurelia2690
      @aurelia2690 7 років тому +4

      FloppyRabbit TRUE don't people have something else to do with their lives lmao

    • @thenamescara64
      @thenamescara64 7 років тому

      The Time Lordess exactly

    • @BatsuOhno
      @BatsuOhno 7 років тому +5

      When you become Daz's age or my age...you'lll understand..and if you are our age... I pray for you.

    • @shorts_YT101
      @shorts_YT101 7 років тому +2

      he does deserve the hate.You 12 year old piece of shit.He gets millions from fuckboying and using autotune.

    • @lauughs6901
      @lauughs6901 7 років тому +2

      I'm Probably Younger Then You Guys And I Understand COMPLETELY

  • @BlueOnMars
    @BlueOnMars 5 років тому +18

    *disgusted face
    “Is she NuDe”

  • @clone_force_6952
    @clone_force_6952 5 років тому +17

    The chords that Jacob is playing at the start (G and C add 9) don’t match the chords in the song lmao

  • @matildajones1514
    @matildajones1514 7 років тому +94

    I THOUGHT THELEGEND27 AD WAS GONE
    I WAS VERY WRONG

    • @MyGamingHeaven
      @MyGamingHeaven 7 років тому +6

      Matilda Jones the legend27 always lives on

    • @sorayyyalyx
      @sorayyyalyx 7 років тому

      Matilda Jones no if u make a account right I bet someone actually named themselves the legend27

    • @moshpitjunkie
      @moshpitjunkie 7 років тому +1

      Matilda Jones it will always live on 😉

    • @matildajones1514
      @matildajones1514 7 років тому +1

      TheLegend 27 LEAVE ME ALONE

    • @moshpitjunkie
      @moshpitjunkie 7 років тому +1

      Matilda Jones nah I'm good

  • @shroomslut9817
    @shroomslut9817 7 років тому +199

    Last text? Jacob it should be your last video

  • @carlthepenguin2130
    @carlthepenguin2130 5 років тому +4

    6:01 Daz: "Ooo, that's not weird."
    Me: "Daz! That's so fucking weird!!!! You need to call the PO-lice!!!"

  • @cecily2975
    @cecily2975 6 років тому +4

    3:48 maybe boo came to visit

  • @milliehutchings9595
    @milliehutchings9595 7 років тому +88

    he's has 2 new songs out now called bingo and jordans and i really want you to watch them but if you don't want to watch anymore jacob videos then that's fine💕

  • @hollylouisex5410
    @hollylouisex5410 7 років тому +113

    the girl is called boo because shes a ghost in his room

  • @rachaelhaines1576
    @rachaelhaines1576 6 років тому +11

    I would fucking love it if a boy sent me a love song. Only if they were good though😂😂👌🏻

    • @miaduckett4857
      @miaduckett4857 5 років тому +1

      It shouldn't have to be good at least they would show u love

  • @KatieMcchensey
    @KatieMcchensey 7 років тому +13

    It's Boo from Monsters inc.

  • @georgiarobinson8920
    @georgiarobinson8920 7 років тому +40

    "tha,that's it guys Jacob is dead,Jacob is dead"

  • @samuelharper267
    @samuelharper267 7 років тому +101

    Jacob sartorius should step on lego

    • @vino2450
      @vino2450 7 років тому +24

      Samuel Harper I'd feel bad for the lego

    • @ruubiez
      @ruubiez 7 років тому +3

      Samuel Harper that's to far. That's the worst pain you can feel.
      JK I HOPE HE DOES

    • @sandyguan1445
      @sandyguan1445 7 років тому +1

      Brøken Too**

    • @sineadrichens4324
      @sineadrichens4324 7 років тому +1

      Samuel Harper ur mean leave Jacob alone he has not done nothing 2 u

    • @Sophie-sc1vf
      @Sophie-sc1vf 7 років тому

      Samuel Harper nah mate I don't like him but that's too far. Take it back.

  • @flogspond1663
    @flogspond1663 3 роки тому +3

    6:12 . . . . keep it up man.💀😭

  • @TheyCallMeChips
    @TheyCallMeChips 6 років тому +2

    "When I send you those three words"
    "I'm leaving you."

  • @stonecoldbabe6970
    @stonecoldbabe6970 7 років тому +67

    "GO....TO...SLEEP"
    I died😂💀

  • @macka2916
    @macka2916 7 років тому +250

    7:25 I can't stop laughing and playing it over and over

  • @jasminel6008
    @jasminel6008 6 років тому

    I love the fact whenever I'm sad I come to your page and my whole mood changes, thank you daz❤️

  • @mercedessadhouredits7299
    @mercedessadhouredits7299 3 роки тому +4

    6:42 when the teacher calls on you but you didn’t have your hand raised

  • @SuperSara924
    @SuperSara924 7 років тому +52

    He's obviously texting the little girl from Monsters Inc

    • @Mekaza_
      @Mekaza_ 7 років тому

      Sara Katherine yep xD

  • @lukemorrow2491
    @lukemorrow2491 7 років тому +26

    "why is he smiling at it?!" literally died

  • @Limerick.
    @Limerick. 3 роки тому +2

    Whenever i go to sleep i see the poster of the shining when johnnie has his head in between the wall and door but its daz's face
    ...I ain't complaining

  • @faron_fae
    @faron_fae 5 років тому

    How can someone not like you? ..You're like the nicest and realest person ever!

  • @nellen7967
    @nellen7967 7 років тому +346

    Oh shit, Donald Trump is president! Better put our kid in a bunker!

  • @maxlarsson1152
    @maxlarsson1152 7 років тому +270

    Is it just me or is he actually improving slightly?

    • @crabbyking6716
      @crabbyking6716 7 років тому +8

      Sinpansara Eeehhhhh...no

    • @maxlarsson1152
      @maxlarsson1152 7 років тому +7

      Charly'sChannel come on it's better than Sweatshirt

    • @crabbyking6716
      @crabbyking6716 7 років тому +9

      Sinpansara Thats true. Gotta give that to him.

    • @laceyda6450
      @laceyda6450 7 років тому +17

      i really dislike him but this is better that that sweatshirt ew

    • @ellamaexx670
      @ellamaexx670 7 років тому

      Sinpansara who

  • @madelync7456
    @madelync7456 8 місяців тому

    Still one of my favorite videos

  • @pizzacat783
    @pizzacat783 3 роки тому +1

    I hate watching Daz at night because I always try to Yawn but then I laugh during half the time it leaves me with this awful feeling in my stomach

  • @onepieceisdaawesome
    @onepieceisdaawesome 7 років тому +122

    It bothers me the way he lip syncs.
    1) it doesn't fit the mood
    2) the way he does it looks like he's shouting but the song is like semi whispering or something
    3) when moves he jaw like he's going to do some amazing rifts like Ariana grande but in the song it sounds so neutral or something
    4) like making his bottom jaw go forward. BOI stop
    Ripppp

  • @aldagunnars5823
    @aldagunnars5823 7 років тому +160

    I still like the Romeo and Juliet shit... Write me a (decent) poem and I'm happy.

    • @ahlemahle7491
      @ahlemahle7491 7 років тому +1

      Alda Gunnars me too

    • @user-bm3rc3os6d
      @user-bm3rc3os6d 7 років тому +3

      Alda Gunnars Rose's are red, violates are blue, stfu.

    • @aldagunnars5823
      @aldagunnars5823 7 років тому +8

      Now THAT is what I call a poem. Beautiful, simply amazing.

    • @lollol-ly6zl
      @lollol-ly6zl 7 років тому +2

      Ben Keane your a fucking dumbass lol

    • @finleyperry9795
      @finleyperry9795 7 років тому +22

      Roses are red
      My name is Dan
      I have a gun
      Get in the van

  • @kianesh1025
    @kianesh1025 7 років тому +6

    Daz actually made me cry because of laughter

  • @iaurah99
    @iaurah99 6 років тому +2

    this is the funniest video ive ever seen. Keep up the great work Daz Games

  • @yehetgalaxy1441
    @yehetgalaxy1441 7 років тому +75

    When he said "last year" I keep thinking 2015 not 2016 XD

  • @the0ddest1_79
    @the0ddest1_79 7 років тому +178

    Whispers** Daz Daz Taps on window** i love you

    • @thmayor13
      @thmayor13 6 років тому +4

      The0ddest1 _ do you watch theoddonesout?

    • @megbx
      @megbx 4 роки тому

      Mya Elizabeth they probably do

  • @anistonkemmerer1219
    @anistonkemmerer1219 6 років тому +1

    GO...TO..SLEEP YOUNG MAN !! 🤣🤣🤣CRYYYINNGG SO FRICKING HARD RIGHT NOW OMLL

  • @shae6903
    @shae6903 2 роки тому +3

    Legend has it he is still in the bunker.

  • @jenny5092
    @jenny5092 7 років тому +142

    Daz has your daughter got Jacobs pictures all over her walls? 😃

    • @bethanyhobbs4598
      @bethanyhobbs4598 7 років тому +18

      Jenny he probably would just yell NO! And walk out thinking oh dear god 😂😂

    • @tddlywnk8242
      @tddlywnk8242 7 років тому

      Bethany Hobnob was that meant to be funny or something :/

    • @marttimajuri1963
      @marttimajuri1963 7 років тому +1

      I think daz doesnt actually have anything against jacob 😃

    • @piercemorton3189
      @piercemorton3189 7 років тому

      Jenny Oh the Irony

    • @user-ts3xw1xu2z
      @user-ts3xw1xu2z 7 років тому

      Martti Majuri I do

  • @Kaithetwat
    @Kaithetwat 7 років тому +59

    Daz: go. to. SLEEP!
    me: Jeff. the. KILLER!

    • @jammygiinger625
      @jammygiinger625 7 років тому

      Cyborg clips ...

    • @Kaithetwat
      @Kaithetwat 7 років тому

      NutCunt I'm sorry I couldn't help myself XD

    • @NA-gz3vv
      @NA-gz3vv 7 років тому +1

      Cyborg clips YESS

    • @Emot1V3
      @Emot1V3 7 років тому +3

      *slow claps* me *clap* too *clap*

    • @Kaithetwat
      @Kaithetwat 7 років тому

      XxWofieMMDXX I'm so sorry XD

  • @gizemcicek5436
    @gizemcicek5436 4 роки тому

    He is a good singer 💗

  • @factual-fantasy2762
    @factual-fantasy2762 6 років тому +35

    When you read Patrick's coment you said it in your head in his voice didn't you?...I know you did don't lie.

  • @charleyfarley4807
    @charleyfarley4807 7 років тому +107

    I was eating a pot noodle whilst watching this. 2:12 spat it all out my mouth

  • @ellarosalind4638
    @ellarosalind4638 7 років тому +80

    When Trump became president I thought life couldn't get any worse. Then I heard Jacob's new album.

    • @thedarklordofworlds5169
      @thedarklordofworlds5169 7 років тому +1

      It's only going to get worse from here

    • @tobykassulke2385
      @tobykassulke2385 7 років тому +11

      it's ok daz is still here.

    • @killme1647
      @killme1647 7 років тому +2

      xD RoZ emoji movie

    • @bordocofrivia2896
      @bordocofrivia2896 7 років тому +1

      xD RoZ At least trump wouldn't have started WW3 with Russia and killed us all, don't judge a book by its cover. Trump is doing more in one month than obama did in 8 years.

  • @zenny7676
    @zenny7676 4 роки тому

    He makes me cryyyyy

  • @aries_becky7099
    @aries_becky7099 Рік тому +2

    Currently crying so hard at the thought of the day daz stops making videos- can’t even see to write this bc the tears are making everything blurry 😭