I find it so funny that Daz didn’t know who Jenna Ortega was and was complimenting her on her acting and that she is now on Wednesday, I love her so much and I think it’s really cool Daz got to react to her!
Jenna Ortega deserves every bit of success coming her way for agreeing to take part in this atrocitie to the world with nothing but a smile on her face. A true warrior and hero .
I looked up the lyrics and when it sounds like "Dogs fucking pizzas". I actually says "Dark spark with pieces burning" 😂 But I prefer the "Dogs fucking pizzas" edition 😂😂
No ones gonna talk about the marshmallows? BROOOOOOOOOO I love my marshmallows burned like that. It makes it crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside.
When my sister and me are lost in the shopping centre I yell “can I get a hiyaa!!!” and then I faintly here “hiyaa!!!” in the distance and I die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
“Dogs fucking pizzas” Daz: “no.. he couldn’t have said that..” *replays it* “Dogs fucking pizzas” Daz: “ Dogs.. fucking.. pizzas..?” *tries to watch the rest of the video by playing where he left off before Jacob said that* “Dogs fucking pizzas” *starts dying again* I’m done.
He literally stole a lyric from Drake’s song when he made sweatshirt “chillin with a hair tie no makeup with some sweatpants on” and Drake’s is “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up” LITERALLY SWITCHED THE WORDS IN DIFF PLACES 💀
5:25 The lyrics are Dark sparks with pieces burning 😄 🤣 😂 Also watching this with my flip phone flipped half way was great you looked like a cyclops 😄 🤣 😂
I love my marshmallows when they’ve had a holiday in the depths of hell. It’s just so crunchy on the out side and then it’s all gooey in the inside and it’s just... 😩😩😍😍
_Did you know we don't actually touch anything_ yes theirs a tiny gap in between everything we touch it's like pressing the same magnets onto each other and they resist the connection but it's the width of a few atoms. So Jacob it's not just capstick in between they lips.
It means that if you were to touch something and actually come in contact with it the molecules would be bonded and shit I think. They're saying that there's always a tiny bit of space between two things "touching" .
the "3...2...1... I'm a serial killer!!" had me crying
Your welcome for the 69th like. Lol
Logan Harter ayyy
@@mauraconlan9866 👍🏻
Mhm
same
Director: How much auto tune do you want in your song?
Jacob: YeEeEs
Lol
Fr
Huh lmao
you have no idea how hard i laughed 😂
Eoin Cleary Jacob: all of it
"LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE"😂😂😂
"IT'S NOT GOING TO COME OFF, YOU CAN'T KEEP IT!" 😂🤣
The way that Jenna went from being in jacobs music video to being in SCREAM 😭
Before this she was on Disney channel
Now she's staring in the newest beetlejuice
and wednesday!
I new I remembered her face from somewhere
And she was in the film yes day
*likes heavy metal*
*is a Shawn Mendas fan*
I love this dude.
jessicagaming552 same
Mendes*
The girl is a actor from Disney channel so that’s probably why she is so good
Yeah, her name is Jenna Ortega. I used to love watching her in Disney all the time
Stuck in the middle was my show Jenna Ortega also Harley diez
Yep stuck in the middle
And she played young Jane in Jane The Virgin😂
Grace Ghosty is t she in stuck in the middle
"She loves her marshmallows medium-rare" sent me into fits of laughter
I burn my marshmallows 😂
Meow Gacha I do accidentally
Same
I burn my marshmallows to
And also some wakes in it to ;)
I love how Jenna Ortega is now very famous and Jacob is basically irrelevant lol
Same thing about Millie Bobby brown 💀
depends on the algorithm bro lol
realll
Daz: *peacefully watching the music video*
Jacob: 'DoGs F**kInG pIzZaS'
I heard dads instead of dogs xD
Aidyn King HAHA IKR
I heard daz fucking peaches
@@williambarratt8638 Oh gosh..
he said "dark sparks with peices"
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE!! IT’S NOT GONNA COME OFF, YOU CANT KEEP IT!!” LOL I can’t stop laughing😂😭
Envious Green 😂
I loved that I read this comment exactly when Daz actually says it in the video😂😂
Love Is Love omg same 😂😂
Caitlin C.S IKR
Caitlin C.S. lol I was at that part as soon as I was reading your comment😂😂
“Dogs f**king pizzas” -Jacob Sartorius
Dylan Davies oh god that had me dying lol
🤣🤣
Dark sparking peices
LMAO
Dogs fucking pizzas - Jacob Sartorius -Dxvil Avani
I find it so funny that Daz didn’t know who Jenna Ortega was and was complimenting her on her acting and that she is now on Wednesday, I love her so much and I think it’s really cool Daz got to react to her!
That was 5years ago
She wasn't famous then
@@giedriusjuska1881 ok?
@@giedriusjuska1881she literally was? She was on a famous Nickelodeon show lmao
People didn't really knew Jenna 4 years ago
I mean not as much famous as she is today
"Dogs fucking pizzas"
Oh my god im crying 😂
Royal Potato I saw the lyrics and apparently it’s dark sparks with pieces I don’t know what the fuck does that mean the fuck
Royal Potato well hello there cousin!
Nate the fuck that mean 😂
Royal Potato IKR XD
Let me get a BONELESS PIZZA!
The girl is an actor that’s why it looks real when they are hanging out bc if she wasn’t an actor she would run 😂😂
Actors are guys so she is a Guy and that means Jacob is you guessed it GAY! Or she's an Actress
Lauren O_O I think she is a Disney channel actor. Idk my sister pointed it out
@@mynameisno6368 actress
Gigi Vurckio I think your right I’m not sure who tho it’s bothering me now
Gigi Vurckio
I think she was on Jane the Virgin...
So probably has also been on Disney
I think Jacob should be HONEST about his copyrighting
🤣
a lot of people do this
more famosu than js
Really really clever
Author Kasey Millstead good one
Periodtttt
Jenna Ortega deserves every bit of success coming her way for agreeing to take part in this atrocitie to the world with nothing but a smile on her face. A true warrior and hero .
Absolutely
I thought it was just me who noticed it was Jenna
Same😂
Yes
@@TWK4311 ur name
i learned to not drink water while watching Daz...
Anoosha Thambi I learnt that too
Yes
I learned not to have to pee while watching Daz
Why would you enjoy or want to drink HOT water?!😂
Anoosha Thambi me tooooo
8:00 if this doesn’t become a Netflix series-
crookshanks it’s does it’s called YOU 😂
@@VickyTV ?
Vicky Curran hahahahaha even Jenna Ortega is in that series
crookshanks probably not
There is a TV show about that called “YOU”
The fact that this girl is now more famous than Jacob- whatever his name is- sagittarius is just hilarious
Yay drivers license and tv shows
Yepp
@@kalinaknowles3222 no that's not Olivia roderigo
@@virginia31621 She’s an actress called Jenna Ortega
@@galaxyworld2232 yeah ik he or she was saying the girl from drivers licence and I said it's not Olivia Roderigo
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” lmao I’m litterly dying 😂😂🤣🤣
@@taretuc5525 🤦♂️
Then get some help damnit
SOME XD
5:55 😂😂😂😂
Literally* how stupid are people nowadays?
“5:17” 😂 Best line ever.
I looked up the lyrics and he actually says “Dark spark with pieces” But I hear nothing but “Dogs f*cking pizzas” 🤣
I thought he was tryna say dogs barking pizzas burning
Omg same
No he said “dogs barking pizzas burning”
@@d4niel_magp same
XD when I’m at home I’m just like “Dark Sparkle Pieces” and then I accidentally say “Dogs F*cking Pizzas”
“His voice has improved.” “(The quality of auto tune has improved.”)
U SO RIGHT LIKE LOL LMAO 😂😂😂👌👌👌
I died at the dogs f*cking pizzas 😂😂
Alice Jensen
Same. 😂😂😂😂
Alice Jensen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 70th perosn to like this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry dog fuckin pizzas 😂😂😂😂
same girly
XD
good question
I love how Jenna is literally one of the most talented actresses and Jacob is still a small influencer
Jacob: Nothing between us but chapstick
Me: why does she put chapstick on her chin
OMG that had me laughing too hard.
Lol
im dyin
I'm such a big fan of Shawn and thought it sounded like honest as soon as I heard it and when Daz said it I was like SEE
Sea
Whenever Daz watches a Jacob vid, it’s just a bunch of “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
Naomi Lopez I was literally going to comment on that 😂💀
I remember the whole chin thing from when he watched mark Thomas, the other rich fuckboy off musical.ly
Naomi Lopez If someone touched my chin
Guy: touches chin-
Me: TOUCH MY CHIN ONE MORE TIME...OOOOOOOH BOYY
@paperfacequeen I’m offended my names naomi 😀
I only just remember Jenna is an actor that’s why she’s so good at not looking at the camera haha
Who else is watching this legend Daz during quarantine?
Yep me 😂
Yes
🥳
Yessir
Yep
Me
“3..2..1... I’m serial killer.
Ohh sh*t”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I nearly died of laughter after that
3:13 “she is very professional” yeah that’s because she is an actress 😂
Think I've seen her in richy rich
@@Watertastesgood she was !
And in stuck in the middle
@@A.J_Harrison yes!
@@Watertastesgood what the fuck she’s grown up holy shit
9:23 I like marshmallows burnt black because then you get the crunch and a melted inside
Facts man. Lovely
Jacob: *makes song for his “gf”*
Jenna: so rOmaNtIc
Jacob: *cheats on her*
Jenna: ;-;
Lol
Jacob:hi
Random girl:hi
Jacob:*runs to friends*
Jacob:OMG DUDES I GOT A GF!
@@clay-kc4ii my life basically
tracy dale fr tho
Actually he cheated on milly Bobby brown with her because she is trash
Shes professional because she has a show 😂
Royal Potato lol you got 3 top comments in a row. Someday I wanna grow up to be like you
Royal Potato what's the show again
Lillian Williamson stuck in the middle
She was also in jane the virgin
Drew Wagenschutz
Ive gotten more than 3 top comments before. Its a good dream to aspire my friend, it feels good to get likes 😂
This song does need chapstick since it’s dry asf
Shreya G daaammmmnn
DANGGGG TRUE
Yasss Shreya G
Ooo shit
Do you want some gravy with that roast
For anyone wondering the lyric was : Dark spark with pieces burning worlds turning
My concern is, gettin' closer to you 5:26
Daz:she could be a professional
Jenna literally has her own show she stars in😂
McKenna Kelly stuck in the middleeeeee
Well I mean if you have your own show you kinda have to star in it?
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he’s with Jenna Ortega from Disney
Fr
B Kidder I was thinking the same thing
I was thinking ab that
Isnt she on richie rich on Netflix
The Hype House what. The. Fuck! Yeah coz that isn’t fake 😂 ur sick in the head
The girl is a professional actor that’s why she’s so good x
@Student HannahBeatrix Valladolid Jenna Ortega :)
SIMP
@@tanjastahle7005 wdym
@@tanjastahle7005 how does that make them a simp ?
@Rebecca Rizkye
I mean Jenna’s only professional because she’s amazing and she’s litterally an actor but Yh 😭
You had me dying of laughter at 1:am and my mom thought I was crazy😂😂😂
Me to!!! 😂😂😂
Its 1 am right now....
It is 1:am in 50 min
Omg yaas same 😂😂😂😂
Me too dude it’s 1:30am here
I looked up the lyrics and when it sounds like "Dogs fucking pizzas". I actually says "Dark spark with pieces burning" 😂 But I prefer the "Dogs fucking pizzas" edition 😂😂
I looked the lyrics anti said 'dogs barking, pizzas burning' so now I'm lost lmao
libs x that's what I thought it was
Nobody:
Jacob:”DogS fRiCkiNg PiZZa’s”
Dark spark pieces
He says dark spark pieces look at the lyrics
Christian Alanis -.-
Christian Alanis nobody cares.
Rekonz thank you xd
seeing daz watching a video with jenna ortega in it is like a fever dream, they are both some of my favorite ppl online
“I’m a Shawn Mendes Fan”
Me: HELL YES! We’re officially best friends Daz! 😂
That was meee 🤣🤣 MENDES ARMYYY 😍🤩😂
YESS MENDESARMY 🥰🥰🥰
Same #MendesArmy!!!😊😊❤❤
Hey he's my BFF'S 👹👹👹
What's the matter with you 😕😕
“She likes her marshmallows medium rare” 😂
Mark Galan I was looking through the company’s and as soon as Daz said she likes her marshmallows medium rare and saw ur comment at the same time😂
LOL THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO
I think I just broke my life
That’s the best way to have them though 😍
"We're eating out of a unicorns asshole"
I swear I choked on my drink! 😂
Gemma Welch DEAD!!!😂😂😂
😂😂
same
😂😂😂
"3,2,1 ima serial killer" Got me so bad😆
8:43 daz there's medium/rare and then there's cremated
Simon SNB n
Simon SNB HAHAHA
Simon SNB LMAO
Lmfao
Simon SNB .
"That's medium rare"
"THATS BURNED TO THE CORE"
*clean version for the baby dazzlers*
"Dogs ****ing pizzas" imagine if he actually said that-
*inhale, exhale*
Dark spark with pieces
He did 😂
@@spenceroni1738 dogs fuckin pizzas
he did
IBUKI
She’s a movie star that’s how she’s so professional!!
"Dogs fucking pizzas" 😂😭😂😭😂 I thought I was the only one that could hear that 😂 I'm dying 😂😭😂
same
I couldn't stop laughing
Me 2
Freya sartorius I'm honestly dying 😂😂😂😂
I thought that too😂
*the dad jokes*
CrankThatBeebo Finn❤️
Maddie Hill yhhhh
Is this a roast
The Daz jokes
CrankThatBeebo u have a i pod
3...2...1.. I'm a serial killer!
Oh shit😂
Donovan Smith HAHAHAH
I was freaking dying on that for 25 minutes 😂😂😂
oh shit run run
I lost my mind years ago
Daz: *calls himself fat*
Also Daz: *is insulted when a fanfiction writer calls him chubby*
He’s not chubby he’s ✨plump✨
Is no one thinking that Jacob almost bit Jenna’s fingers of when she was feeding him😳😆
8:55 Jenna nearly bit Jacob's finger
Haha yea
"nothing between us but chapstick"
No no no
"nothing between us but my fist"
HA
LMAO
Yes poggers
HAHAHA
The serial killer part hit hard after watching Jenna in YOU
Yhhh 😂
Yh sfe
@@Splayd3n She was also in stuck in the middle
And from stuck in the middle on disney
True tho
@ 7:50
*cough cough*
uuhh-
Daz behind you-
I like how Daz makes a 3 minute video into a 11 minute video😂❤
got to get that revenue init
Madison Alversa ikr
Madison Alversa fact
And actually does it funnily
Proper reactor
Unlike some people who just watch the video and don’t say shit
I screamed wen he mentioned shawn and was an actual fan
Imogen Mendes i was mad triggered i just heard jacobs song today, its so similar
same and i came down here to see if one of my fellow army members had spotted it too🙃😆
YEEEESS
OH MY GOSH SAME and like Jacob get a life, u can't copy Shawn, LEAVE.
The “Dogs f______ pizzas” thing. The real lyrics are “Dark Sparks with pieces” idk what it means
Easton Stellflue I think it means something about zodiac signs idk
Easton Stellflue no it’s dogs barking pizzas burning
🎶 dogs fucking pizza 🎶 😌✨
It definitely says dogs barking, pizzas……
it’s actually dogs barking, pizzas burning
3:22 his voice went wellll DEEP!
"You going to steal the records too" lol 😂
I heard “dads f*cking pizzas”
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
same
😂😂😂😂😂
It was ' dark sparking peices' which also does not make sense.
Lmao
To be fairJenna Ortega has to look in the camera’s while playing Harley stuck in the middle
Truee
Right but professionals should be able to do what they are asked and be able to do it regardless of what they normally do they train for it ya know?
yea but I was just saying
@@FinnleyBiebel no I get it I didn't mean hate just saying an opinion
Ok, I appreciate your Intel have a nice day
No ones gonna talk about the marshmallows?
BROOOOOOOOOO I love my marshmallows burned like that. It makes it crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside.
I'm pretty sure she's in "Stuck in the middle".
Alleisha Hodder she is she plays as hailey I think I haven’t seen the show in the while
Yes she is..
Alleisha Hodder she is its Jenna something
She is Jenna ortaga
Yeah she plays Harley but her name is Jenna Ortega
7:59 ok 1 2 3 im a cerial kiler! Oh shit .
😂🤣 i loved that part
cerial??? LMAOO
It's serial not cerial
Cereal killer
321
"321... I'm a serial killer, oh shit" I died at this😂😂😂💀
SWEETNESSanti same here
Really? What color?
bitch i'm talented Don't be an ass😒
SWEETNESSanti 😂😂😂 i already am one
Maybe his a serial killer? He like to collect chins, and for some reason telling people that dogs fucking pizzas.
He makes me cry tears of joy
Me: watches video
Daz: Wait he couldn't have said that-..
Jacob: DoGs F--- PiZzAs
Wåfflès Wølfìè 🤣
😂
Actual lyrics, (had to google this) “ In the dark spark and pieces burning,worlds turning
That ‘girl’ is professional she’s an actress on Netflix 😂🤣
And Disney
who is she????
@@violetm3022 she's from the show "the middle"
Zen ohhhh ok 🙂 thank you 😁
Wolfstar 2009 she is from the show you she is playing Ellie
“I’m a Shawn Mendes fan” I almost cried I thought I was the only one who thought it sounded familiar 😭
oh my gosh same haha
Same
omfg i thought you meant you heard “im a shawn mendes fan” at the “ dogs f**king pizzas” point
Same
Im not a shawn mended fan and i knew he was using shawn mendes tune
This is honestly one of the funniest daz games videos ever!
Daz: do Americans call candy floss sugar something?
Me: we call it cotton candy 😂
We call it candyfloss in england
Thats just a *fun fact* by the way not a dig at u
@@amz1653 Tbh candy floss or fairy floss sounds cuter
mel zepe yeah candyfloss is better than cotton candy
Oh ok
Daz: "Dogs fucking pizzas?"
The actual line: "Dark spark with pieces burning worlds turning."
*It doesn't make any more sense*
tbf it did sound like he said dogs fucking pizzas
Daz just has a dirty mind
I thought it said dogs barking pizzas buring
You are hilarious too much
So true!!!
Hilarious to much???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol no hate!
English grammar good you have
9:12 "Marshmelons" 🤣
Everyone else watching this video: haha 😂
Me:trying to hold myself together so I don’t wake up the whole house
Lilly Boardman hahaahah meeeee🤣
Lilly Boardman I’m watching it rn while everyone a sleep 😂
Lilly Boardman me to
Sameeee 😂 my parents are asleep and I was biting my pillow
OMG MEEEE
When my sister and me are lost in the shopping centre I yell “can I get a hiyaa!!!” and then I faintly here “hiyaa!!!” in the distance and I die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
When I was reading this comment i was trying to hold myself together so i don't wake the whole house bursting with laughter!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's so smart lmao
???
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” 😂💀
Yeah leave the chine it just odd
Daz: I hear something that isn’t right, hold on..
Also Daz: *Replays video*
The lyrics are “Dark spark with pieces”
Fine yes okay I looked it up don’t judge
I thought it said dogs barking with pizzas
I hear dogs f*cking pizzas
I agree with daz, but I think it's dogs barking pizzas burning
Idk. That makes no sense😂
I prefer "dogs fucking pizzas" because it makes it easier for me to make fun of it.
5:55 "LEAVE THA CHIN ALONE!!!!!!!!" 😂😂
“Dogs fucking pizzas”
Daz: “no.. he couldn’t have said that..”
*replays it*
“Dogs fucking pizzas”
Daz: “ Dogs.. fucking.. pizzas..?”
*tries to watch the rest of the video by playing where he left off before Jacob said that*
“Dogs fucking pizzas”
*starts dying again*
I’m done.
Just looking back on how Jenna Ortega is now crazy famous and is in a music video like this
I heard "doves fucking"
ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dads fucking. Either way they’re all bad
^^^ same
Sounded like “dogs fucking pizza”
ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dogs fucking pizzas, but the lyric is "dark spark with pieces burning" so da fuq
Yualwaysc it is actually "dark spark with pieces"
"Does he have a room with chins?"
im crying😂
Undertaker DeadMan iii
"My collection's almost complete"
Charli 😂
No no not a ROOM...a fucking MUSEUM!
He literally stole a lyric from Drake’s song when he made sweatshirt “chillin with a hair tie no makeup with some sweatpants on” and Drake’s is “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up” LITERALLY SWITCHED THE WORDS IN DIFF PLACES 💀
Btw the “ dogs fucking pizzas” actually says “dark spark with pieces” then the rest is “burning worlds turning my concern is, getting closer to you”
DOGS F**KING PIZZAS 😂😂😂 that gets me every time
*hears Shawn Mendes *
* looks down at shirt *
YHAAAASSSSSSSS
*hears honest and hears his song *
Ohhh son of a biscuit
Kylia Murphy you mean son of a bitch?
Emily Wilson nahhh I don’t 😂😋
ME
I thought it was dogs barking but now daz said it it sounds like dogs fucking pizza and that's all I can hear
OMG SAMEEEE
5:25 The lyrics are Dark sparks with pieces burning 😄 🤣 😂
Also watching this with my flip phone flipped half way was great you looked like a cyclops 😄 🤣 😂
I love my marshmallows when they’ve had a holiday in the depths of hell. It’s just so crunchy on the out side and then it’s all gooey in the inside and it’s just... 😩😩😍😍
Happy I'm not the only one
Willow Blaze me too
"A holiday in the depths of Hell" I'm down 😂😂😂
Willow Blaze Fuck, you made me hungry.
Omg same, try sticking a piece of chocolate in it, let it sit for a couple seconds and eat it, it’s sooooo good.
_Did you know we don't actually touch anything_ yes theirs a tiny gap in between everything we touch it's like pressing the same magnets onto each other and they resist the connection but it's the width of a few atoms. So Jacob it's not just capstick in between they lips.
Bluemeannie What the fuck are you on about
Bluemeannie lol that’s far from true 😂 if that was true you hands wouldn’t get dirty if u touched something dirty 😂😂
wow bluemeannie. great way to spoil the banter with your nerdy ass facts. ITS COMEDY BITCH. DONT FUCK AROUND
It means that if you were to touch something and actually come in contact with it the molecules would be bonded and shit I think. They're saying that there's always a tiny bit of space between two things "touching" .
This whole line just has me at a facepalm
7:59 - 8:04 I was laughing, that is the funniest scene in the video
Yep
Same dude, same
The Matrix so true
The Matrix is
Lol same
Daz can turn anything into a horror scene-