Massive CD & DVD Mystery Box Thing 2 | Ashens
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- Опубліковано 4 лют 2025
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It's the return of a random box full of optical media! Well actually it's a different box full of CD's and DVD's! But the concept is the same! Yes!
The sudden shriek of British despair that Ashen makes when Fred rears his ugly head is 10/10.
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If you give that Fred disc away to someone as a Christmas gift, at least you don't have to worry about seeing them ever again.
HeY guYs it'S FreeEeEeD!
It’s the film version of Bad Rats, innit.
Dana /: That’s not on the Fred channel though, that’s just Lucas. He actually makes decent videos now.
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In case anyone was wondering.
No! Not this fucking bitch again! I hate that movie. Fred was an abysmal film!
"I know someone who will want that" - Ashens, too embarrassed to take it for himself, lies
EnemyViolent Gaming everytime he uses that excuse for any object he reveals a guilty pleasure of his
No hes just pawning off films to barry so he can see more than 2 movies
Either that or he knows a lot of losers.
Jesus guys, I know I am a cunt sometimes, but this is a little much for dvd's and cd's. :/
the bin
I would LOVE it if The Quest For The Gamechild pops up in a future box! His reaction would be priceless!
Hes on thebquest for tmthe quest for the game child
Did you mean "He's in the quest for the game child" cause yes, that's the point lol.
I believe they meant "He's on the quest for the quest for the game child" implying he's looking for the movie.
Or Darkest Dawn
The Fred Glory hole DVD is highly disturbing
Nate The Great not nearly as disturbing as the contents.
you mean arousing
Theres no way someone hasn't squeezed their flaccid knob into it and then having to break it when it gets stuck.
It would be a lot less disturbing if you didn't call it the "Fred glory hole"
If it's a guy called Fred with a big mouth and his surname isn't Flintstone or Elliott then I'm not interested.
I wonder what the rest of Ashens house looks like or if he just lives on that sofa
I've always really wanted a house tour video 😂 does he actually have the tat room from quest of game child
He keeps tat and circuit boards in his oven
JAMMA board's to be exact.
Basically he's in a field with a sofa and a small bit of wall to the right of it
The farmer has shot several rounds at him and attempted to kill him with 130 year old olives and pound land shit yet he's still there
His entire house is six square feet, all he has is the couch and the rest of the room is just filled with shit from poundland
I would rather get anthrax in the mail than that Fred movie.
Tbh I’d also rather have a disc from one of the big 4 of thrash metal bands over a crappy UA-camr movie
Anthrax are a great band
S1500 The band Anthrax or the horrible disease known as anthrax?
u talking about the band?
@@ShadowNinja452 I think they meant the disease, but can imagine they would rather have meant the band
"...Perfect use of the hole." -Stuart Ashen Nov 21, 2017
SnarkyPosters *Stuart.
Uhhh... I meant to do that.
Both Stuarts are the same tho
Now they are...
No one tell Lazerz about the edit function.
the sound of genuine pain when stuart finds the fred dvd is incredible
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
17:30
If anyone wants to pin that moment of anguish..
"We're going back to the Titanic -- Aww shit it's underwater!"
Ah what a classic, I hear it'll be covered on the new kids bop album.
Kids Bop version:"We're going back to the titanic oh no it's underwater"
recent events have definitely changed the colour on this joke. Whether making it better of worse I suppose is up to the viewer hahaha
This aged like fine mjölk.
17:32 is probably the best reaction I've ever witnessed. Thank you, Ashens. You've made my week.
I was in tears when i heard that
I like how we're all "How dare he throw this CD and that DVD on the dislike pile and be so ignorant!". Ashens should make this a series, where he just throws CDs/DVDs left and right so we can rant about it in the comment section.
Offensive Username any true Englishman would use the left pile for coasters.
That's the most apt description of Russell Brand possible. hahaha. "An interesting but vaguely irritating man"
Ashens, you know too much about Fred. You love it, don't lie.
Akira I did think that Jeanette McCurdy was good in it after iCarly.
Okay I absolutely recognize your icon from an artist I follow on Twitter but I cannot for the life of me remember who it is. I think either Nemupan or Crysalis. Any idea?
@@totempolejoe1 search ?
@@totempolejoe1 it is from nemupan
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Dont lie, that Christina Aguilera CD was for you.
That blue & yellow "Spaced Out" CD is, I think, the best of Nimoy & Shatner. It's an all-time classic. Go retrieve it from your bin, Ashens. 😁
I hope Ashens figures out that the "Spaced Out" cd is a collection of music by Star Trek's WILLIAM SHATNER and LEONARD NIMOY!
A truly bizarre album but also the best damn thing ever.
He doesn't know the true value of that little disk
Featuring Leonard Nimoy's classic The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, and William Shatner singing Mr Tambourine Man in his distinctive style. Worth it for his painful screaming of the title at the end if the song. That CD holds a hallowed place in my collection...
I hope so, too. Fantastic(ly strange) album!
MR. TAMBORINE MAN!!!!!!!
MiiMungus Is Shatner /ourguy/?
I honestly think these are great, there's something so bizarrely nostalgic about unboxed CDs and DVDs from a certain time period (late 90s - early to mid noughties) that makes this video so utterly watchable
Scratch is a documentary about hip hop, mostly about turntablism and production. It's a must watch if you're a fan of hip hop. There is so much great footage in it.
i thought it was the one teens get injured and they show surgery and what not
Sound blah
I thought it was a programming language. Shows what I know.
I thought it was an ability in Pokèmon.
I hope the disc wasn’t..... Scratched! (I’ll see myself out)
“Right now, Leon Jackson - Tomorrow, somebody else”
tbh i laughed way too hard at that
I didn’t even know he released anything else 😂
Every time you say GERARD BUTLAH!!! It makes my day
I almost died when he threw the Tchaikovsky and Schubert cds.
D.J. Bach Your name says it all
We need a dubstep version of the sugar plum fairy hahaha.
...but they're literally worthless.
CDs in general, but CDs containing music that is freely available, more so.
Charles Campuz I'm confused by your comment. It's literally impossible to pirate Tchaikovsky's and Schubert's music, since they're in the public domain.
If you just mean downloading and saving, that's imo a lot easier than using a cd, these days.
edit: Schubert, not Shubert.
I bach you on this statement!
A lot of people must have this weird sense of curiosity, even if they don't understand what the things are. Stupid harmless tat like going through a friends junk drawer can be entertaining in a similar way to blind box disks. Might also bring back the nostalgia of having disk boxes of our own or recognizing something and going "that was relevant to me 10 years ago" and feeling fond about it. Honestly, I love these videos but don't force yourself to make them if they bore you!
It’s something about seeing things that I haven’t before coupled with things that I have. This is like the Internet version of “going to the flea market on Saturday for fun” to me.
Discards The Doors.. Sets aside Christina Aguilera and Shakira for "Somebody" O_O
Guess we now know his taste :/
TheSoundOfTwang riders on the storm, one of my favourite song of all time
Don't forget he discarded Radiohead
I'm glad someone else was also up set about that
Probably a laugh
Legend has it that ashens is a robot with a camera for a head, programmed to review anything put in front of him.
JakeSpacePirate E
Except for how he’s appeared on camera plenty, going back to the second bloody video he made
He has showed his face plenty of times
@@unknownxobi3493 r/wooosh
ArchieMacal u used it wrong
@@unknownxobi3493 fun fact, he didnt
you just spent a tenner on a box of small frisbees
HaganThePagan discs*
Mofker GT small frisbees*
Or coasters.
Actually, 10p for a 5-inch frisbee isn't that bad a price at all...
We did that joke already.
Rhythm and Stealth is an EXCELLENT album and I don't find many copies of it floating around oddly
That writing is not on the original CD....former Forensic suspect documents examiner here, so if you made a scan with a couple different lightings I'd love to decipher it.
It's probably somebody's name and they don't want any weirdos looking them up.
Or you could just look up the CD art from that album and find out what it said..
Um... no?
"That writing is not on the original CD" @TheLostGirlIsOne
The silence of the lamb disk is a Deaths Head Hawk Moth, the skull on it is edited BUT the actual moth DOES have a skull pattern on it. Interesting I know lol
The Postal Service CD is worth the $10 alone. That album is so good!!!
Shiny El. Ghosteo yeeep!
He threw it away! I was like Noooooooo!
Agreed
Came to comment the same. Thanks for looking out bois
Can't believe he tossed that one, along with Radiohead. D:
The RAT pack was Sinatra, Martin, Davis jr et al. The BRAT pack was the cast of John Hughes movies from the 80s.
et al? Who else was in it then?
Ah, I just heard there is a new invention called a search engine, and by using one of these crazy things, I learned their names were Joey Bishop, Peter Lawford und Shirley MacLaine .
@@DOSRetroGamer what? He's grammatically correct, what's the problem?
I had thought the rat pack only consisted of the famous three, so I thought 'et al' was refundant. Then I learned there actually were more than three people, so my mistake. 😀
@@DOSRetroGamer sorry my bad! I thought you were being sarcastic because he didn't mention the other members.
16:10 "That's a bit kind of left field there"
20 seconds later
"Left field"
I had Back to the Future Part II & III on VHS when I was a child and used to watch them religiously without ever seeing the first one. Years later when I finally watched Part 1 my mind was blown because I finally understood where the second Marty McFly appears from :D
I think another reason the first video (and hopefully this one) did so well is because it's got a bit of '10 Reviews in 10 Minutes' angle to it, where we not only get the "Ooh I wonder what's next!" effect, but we viewers also get a bit of the old Ashens humor in rapidfire.
Ashens, thank you so much for pronouncing it "Ms Dynamiteehee" that genuinely made me chuckle :D
A Man of Culture 😉
I thought that the name O-Town was ringing some kind of bell in my head so I looked them up. They where a boy band formed by a MTV reality show in 2000. I was ten years old when this happened and I think one of my friends had that CD. I literally (not the ironic meaning of literally mind you) forgot about them until Ashens pulled that CD out.
"You are the star of my liquid dreams." That is a line from their first, and second most successful, charting song "Liquid Dreams". Ashens, I encourage you to kill that O-Town CD with fire.
popcorngoddess89 I remember I was 8 or 9 back then, hearing that song with absolutely no idea what it's about at all lol. I also remember there are mentions to Destiny's Child and Janet Jackson or some sort.
O'Town home of Rocko
O-Town sounds like a euphemism...
Don't forget liquid dreams was actually about wet dreams 😉😝. I used to sing it as a kid. Awkward...
Hoang Nguyen I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile! Throw in a body like Jennifer, you've got the star of my liquid dreams! (My liquid dreams)
...well, I just learned that I still know the lyrics to every OTown song off the top of my head. Disturbing.
if there are multiple final destination films does that mean everything before the last one is not quite the last destination
ok lol never watched the films so i probably sound like an idiot
They said something similar in the comantary of fd2
Notice that he discretely threw the Shakira CD onto his 'keep' pile o_0
Alex R same for Christina aguilera
Palindromemordnilap ahhhhhhhh haha.
And Take That!
Probably because he knows someone who'll want it.
Seeing the FRED disk in your thumbnail, old as this video is, reminds me I've watched this channel for over 10 years now, and it holds up better than most i've watched (or stopped watching since.). I guess your comedy and joking about random tat just doesn't ever get old lol.
About the “Explosive Best Of bond” CD, bond is an English string quartet that plays “classical crossover” and synth pop music. They’re often typeset as bond (with a lowercase b) in deference to the owners of the James Bond trademark
The postal service- "give up" Is pretty good.
Cant believe he threw it out =(
That hurt when he trashed it:(
Ya, were about to give up, that's for sure :D
C s It's an absolute joy to listen to. Need to give it a spin again soon
Wur5ty at least it was one of the worst ADTR albums. If it was For Those Who Have Heart, i would have felt that way.
Ashens, I have to give you credit for being one of the only youtubers I have watched for the last few years that still uploads the same level quality content to this day. Keep it up.
“THE DARK SIDE OF THE SUN! NOW WE’RE FACKING TALKIN’ BOYS!” 😂😂
These are perfect to watch while I'm washing dishes or cooking because I can listen but don't need to look. I have enjoyed them greatly
It's also fun to watch these because it's happily infuriating to see things that we know what they are and you just ignore them or dismiss them out of hand because don't know what they are. :)
Imagine all the Monster Rancher monsters you could unlock with a box like this
Now you should sell all those CDs and DVDs to CEX and make 18p profit
Get that Postal Service album out of the trash right now.
Not many channels can get me to watch a 30min+ UA-cam video but Ashens is definitely one of them.
A few notes:
Scratch, from what I remember, is an interesting documentary type film about 70s-90s disk jockeys and how the modern hip hop scene formed.
The Sophie Ellis-Baxter album is a plain white CD, the Sharpie marks were added by someone.
Came to the comments to see it the black squiggles were intentional or just somebody blacking over a "not for resale" label!
@5:36 I would recommend giving Bond a listen. They're an all female kind of pop orchestra group. I remember playing one of their songs in my middle school orchestra class. They're alright!
I think you mean the Rat Pack since the Brat Pack were actors from movies like the Breakfast Club.
Uncle Ben I was just wondering if anybody else even noticed that 😅
the divine comedy - you have excellent taste, I'm seeing them on friday!
The Divine Comedy are great- I saw them at the Brixton Academy in 1999. Thank god Ashens likes them!
In Birmingham by any chance 😂😂 I was there too!
Eleanor Chadd indeed it was - in that case, I shall salute your taste also!
Phillip James They really are an awesome band, I love absent friends!
The doors, placebo, and postal service CDs were good.
And Radiohead
I'm not sure why but watching you go through random CD's and DVD's is actually fascinating!
Reported for FRED
Daniel Bushell fuck it kill it with a
Fire
This makes you realize just *how many* pointless sequels there are in Hollywood. Eugh.
Excitement for Pacific Rim 2 wanes every day.
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Wow the Ireland rating is 15+ but the UK rating is 18+ that is the first time in my life I have seen an Irish age rating lower than the British one! Usually Ireland is the much more strict one with many British 15+ movies being 18+ in Ireland. I'm from Northern Ireland so as a kid I used to get to make fun of the Irish people living down South that had to wait until they were older to see certain movies in the cinema haha
Well maybe it's just a coincidence but I've seen hundreds of film ratings and I've never seen one lower in Ireland until today! However I would definitely say they are still quite a bit stricter, there is definitely nothing where they are less strict on. Ratings sometimes just get done incorrectly, The Dark Knight for example, a rightful 15 in Ireland but a 12A in the UK which caused many many child nightmares haha
Hello my long lost Northern brotherine
There is a bonus disc for the siege which is UK 18 and Irish 12
Seeing that The Streets one bought back many memories of being 14 and my dad introducing me to them and just hearing it on repeat...I now listen to them non stop
I seriously could watch one of these every day!!!! I have no idea why!
When you put the Radiohead disc in the no pile, my heart broke.
Literally felt my heart shatter.
And Tchaikovsky (the author of music from the Nutcracker ballet), his music is great.
Amnesiac is probably their worst album so nothing of value was lost
Amnesiac is great, only hipsters prefer Kid-A.
Why, Radiohead is generic crap. Coldplay is the only band that sounds even whinier than them
>The Negotiator
I wonder if it's about a guy trying to get a raise at work to pay for his cat's medical treatment.
It is actually.
Haseo
That sounds interesting. I suspect it’ll be some cop film, though.
So I guess I'm the only one here who gets that Haseo is referencing a flash game called "The Raise" made by Micheal Gibson, the guy who made those Ambition games Retsupurae played.
The Negotiator 2 : This time its purrsonal!
The Negotiator is Kevin Spacey negotiating his way into penises.
"Damage Ghetto Romance... fair enough." *tosses CD* LMFAOOOO that killed me 😂
Soft Bomb was a great album! The Chills are an indie rock band from the 80s and 90s - part of what’s called the Dunedin Sound, of Dunedin, New Zealand. So funny it ended up in one of those boxes, lol!
"This sort of light beigy colour is really close to white"
I think the word you're looking for is 'yellow'
"Do you know old blue eyes?"
"Fred Astaire?"
"Yes, that's him."
Ashens should keep doing these until he finds another bootleg copy of 'Ashens and the Quest for the Game Child'
21 is a movie where Jim Sturgess plays a card counter. It's also got Kevin Spacey if I remember right.
It seems like Las Vegas is a recurring motif with many of these disks, 21, Ocean's Eleven, The Hangover, and whatever that one CD with Vegas in the title was.
Kevin Spacey how relevent lol
Interesting, I hadn't noticed that.
It's actually a pretty good movie, too.
21 is also a film staring Patsy Kensit.
That double sided DVD with Witchcraft and Shawshank Redemption is part of a big set of this DVD bundle you would get with DVD players and stuff.
I remember my parents bought a TV (a big fat one that was attached to the stand), DVD player and a sound system and they got this big box full of movies. Each dvd case would have 4 movies and I swear there was around 40-50 dvd cases. I remember Carry on Doctor (my favourite growing up), Witchcraft, Shutter, I know what you did last summer, rocky... it was just big variety of genres. I’ve still got a few somewhere.
I seriously cracked up at "Josh Groban. He's allowed to record things for some reason" 😂🤣🤣🤣
I cannot believe you tossed both The Doors and Radiohead to the left, and kept Christina Aguilera
Spaced Out is a CD of songs by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.
Why would you want that? In case you need to conduct a torture session but you left your pliers at home or something?
How can you not want The Doors??
Beating Heart Baby is by Head Automatica. I've had that song stuck in my brain for about 10 years.
I'm a death metal guy, but I've had that song stuck in my head for years too!
"death metal kinda guy"
I can understand why Stewart thought this video idea was stupid at first. The reason this works so well is because it’s literally a loot box. One you don’t have to pay for as a viewer. You experience the surprise along with him and his witty comments help make you laugh even more. Basically, Ashens payed for a loot box and flaunted it around on a stick for 30 minutes.
It seems to be a big thing recently on UA-cam, however it's one I've been drawn to as well, MYSTERY BOXES.
I would love to see you open random boxes of other guff, could even do a giveaway of some of the more ridiculous items 😂❤️
I like to watch videos like this because it can satiate my gambling addiction without having to pay for loot boxes.
I cried on the inside when he discarded the doors
the 'sleeping with ghosts' album by placebo is one of my favorite albums of all time.
Me too! I got so excited when he found that
ronnet sonnet Don't take it so seriously, it's just a placebo. 😆
Boooooooo
Only recently discovered your videos, loving them all... Keep it up :)
"he climbed up a fire escape and nearly fell off the outer ring, it was quite odd" I don't know if I ever heard a better description of Russel Brand live
As an American I know one The Streets song and it's Fit But You Know It, but only because it was on the FIFA 2005 soundtrack. That said, the song is awesome. Please send me that DVD thanks.
Game Fiction I'm from Germany and I know the song because it is in a tv commercial that's running all the time atm...
Thats great but you’ll need a Region -Free or PAL DVD player to play it.
i from new zealand and i know the streets music i really like mike skinners music
fit but you know it
never went to church
heaven for the weather
dry your eyes mate
blinded by the lights
going through hell
when you wasn't famous
everything is borrowed
don't mug yourself
really good songs
I'm Australian and by random decision I borrowed their A Grand Don't Come for Free album from a library. It's actually a really cool concept album with a flowing story. The way it's written and the almost spoken-word but still catchy vocal delivery really places an image in your head of what's going on. Underrated album.
17:32
That would have been my reaction too.
“Fucking Christ On A Magic Stick!” 😂😂
damn, i've always wondered what music does ashen listen to... he doesn't seem to like ANYTHING
Morty Aitken He kept the R &B slow jams
Shakira apparently.
The Divine comedy.
He plays come home Billy bird in a video, but because of copyright he shows a drawing of a chaffinch watching TV.
"Buffet the umpire-slayer"...classic Norwich humour! 😂
I was kinda happy to see Ashens being happy about getting Rocky Balboa and being like "I like that film! Keeping that one!"
is it me or does the packaging looks like Cartoon Network? also JE means Jagged edge, an R&B group, O-town is a boyband. Victory records is a rock band label. D4 is a Rock band. Timbaland Shock value (one of the best albums ever made by him), the R Cd is a Robyn album. the ZYX CD is an Electronic Dance Music Label. The M CD is maroon 5, the J CD is Jon B. an R&B Artist. the other CDs were just Dance and Pop CDs. Yabbadabbadooooo!!!! is a variety of Mix CDs with flinstones on the cover.
I love his reaction to the Fred DVD XD
Ayyyyy A Day To Remember Homesick Album CD at 16:56
How the fuck did I not realize that?! It even has the logo and everything! My favorite song by them is off of that album! (I'm made of wax Larry, what are you made of if you're wondering) Hell, I only saw these guys live back in August with Avenged fucking Sevenfold.
I freaked out when I saw it. They're my favorite band ever.
Same here best band ever
The was also decadence by head automatica
K4RN4GE911 any artist that has understandable lyrics that make sense, and doesn't sound and look like some limpwrist edgelord pussies that were never able to get pussy so they scream in their little "songs".
“Brian McFa *OH GOD.”*
Accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This mans just threw a day to remembers best album like it was nothing.
bond (about 5:50 in) is a 4 piece British/Australian female string quartet, they do classic and synth music a bit like Vanessa Mae does sometimes. They use "bond" lower case to avoid any issues with Bond film music
I hope you and the other 7 fans enjoy them x
A much better value box than the first one. :)
We need follow up video(s) for these mega boxes where Stu finds out what all the mystery discs are and has the inevitable paroxysm over how much of a waste of time it was :D
FWIW, the "R" I think is Republica, and the "M" is Maroon 5. No idea what the J was.
The CD with the "g" on it stands for, Garth Brooks.
...or a follow up when it turns out some of those sampler music CDs turn out the be super rare and sought-after (and thus eminently resealable for a profit) and he binned them?
Absolutely love Leftfield, my dad introduced it to me when I was a kid and it was the last music I listened to with him when he was dying. Not sure if it would be your thing, mostly very ambient/chillout kind of stuff but I have fond memories of it.
The one that 'looked like a grill' was Republica's first album, and one I loved in high school!
This gave me the idea of giving Fred the Movie to someone for Christmas.
Fred: The Movie... If sending that isn't a declaration of war I don't know what is.
“Believe” was “don’t believe the truth” by oasis!! “Homesick” a day to remember, brilliant album 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Was it
When Ashens tossed Give Up away I paused the video and took a moment of silence for it. An amazing album if you haven't heard it, I definitely recommend it to you. Although admittedly, that probably doesn't mean much since I'm just some random person in the comments section.
legends say he is still watching all the dvds and listening to the cd to this day