Jerma Streams - The Polygraph Stream
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2018
- Jerma archived a polygraph test (The original title of this stream was "The Polygraph Exam", and was originally streamed/recorded on June 3rd, 2018)
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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Hey everyone I just wanted tell you all to forget about the patreon stuff, everything is going stay the same, nothing is going to change. Bacon is going to make one last video about it and we are not going to talk about it again. And I want to personally say I am sorry if we lost your trust or respect over this whole thing, we just wanted to know if the communities were ok if people wanted to give us some money for what we do. We didn't want you to think we were entitled to it or that it was our driving force for doing this because it was not. Anyway I hope this doesn't distract you from this amazing Jerma Stream. Enjoy!
starkiller201096x Being as you are the only one thats uploading shit, as long as you have Ster and Jerma’s permission to do it I don’t understand what the problem would be.
Peach Ice-T but you can watch them here
Wasn't funny
I understand it and do appreciate you guys asking rather than just flat out doing it. This won't make me enjoy these streams any less. I still appreciate you work, as much or as little as it it, and love that i can hear a man ask jerma if he eats ass.
Apologies for the harsh comment on the update video. It's understandable that you guys wanted to set up a tip jar of some sort and it was very rude of me to assume this was anything more than just a small thing on the side. It may not be the most grueling work to upload these streams every day, but work is work regardless and it's completely understandable to want to set up something for your troubles.
I'd still recommend the Buy Me A Coffee site over Patreon as it's an easier set up and not subscription based like Pateron.
"I'm jeremy by the way", "haha... sure"
Proffesional diagnose:
- Guy's full of it.
- What can I say.
- Okay.
Bokan96
He’s also got a job to do
You forgot “down it”
He doesn't have much time.
There ya go
I doon't knoooww
This guy's entire vocabulary is "hey", "alright", "i know", "What can I say" and "im just doing my job"
don’t forget “i don’t have much time”
W H A T C A N I S A Y ?
doctor better be in the next jermarumble
Saucy Pixels 2019...
"doctor i've starved myself for days, am i doing this right?"
streamer wears flip flops INSIDE
this guy is BANANAS
thongs*
But did he count them?
I legitimately just recoiled in disgust when I saw his toesies
@@bottlesalts my neck went down to my sternum
There are times during this stream where he gets legitimately upset at the stupid questions and it's hilarious
I have never seen Jeremy, more nervous and stuttery in my entire life.
The doctor is talking like he's giving Jeremy a prostate exam
Or like a star up to a gay porn
why is he wearing flip flops 😭
that's what I was thinking😭
The ending was fucking perfect. I think the doctor genuinely thought Jerma was serious for a minute.
+Zane Wolfe
I hope he explained that he was just pretending to end the stream and being silly once it was actually off.
Jim Bean interrogates homunculus on stream
8:33 short man answers practice exam live on stream
13:22 short man answers the actual questions
Thank you for calling him by his real name.
“I DO NOT SIT IN A BOOSTER SEAT!”
10 minutes later:
“Why is this test so accurate??”
He never specified *what* is twelve inches, though. For all we know that could be his height.
Is this the guy that sat on a BOOSTER SEAT ON STREAM?!
I don´t sit in a fucking booster seat - I don´t! I actually don´t do that!....oh god.....I DONT SIT IN A BOOSTER SEAT! I'm SITTING RIGHT here. I don´t sit in a booster seat, I don´t - fine, believe what you want.
This guy's FUCKED
Wow, to think that it's 12 inches...
That how much height the booster seat adds, huh?
take a shot of Jim Bean every time the Doc says "what can I say"
murderer
Good to know that jerma is a closet dabber that sits in a booster seat.
It seems like the polygraph read his emotions for some of the questions instead of his level of truthfulness. For example, if a topic worried him, and he answered truthfully, it could still say it was a lie based solely his mental stress from the topic.
Yeah, there's a reason Polygraphs aren't used in court. They're not very accurate, it's possible to trick them.
It’s more of a test of any sort of excitement than a test of truthfulness.
I think the real MVP of this stream was the doctor. What a great guy. It's really hard to be humorous in situations like this, but I swear he made me laugh more than Jerma did in this stream.
and so began one of the awkwardest guest streams ever to exist
Ben Cardello i was expecting way worse
16 Beats per minute...
Brandon Stephens I lold so hard
There's something ominous about the doctor
THE FUCKING DOCTOR PRESCRIBING ALCOHOL I SWEAR
Dr. Xmoigen
lab coat boy has some mannerisms that Toby from the Office does,talks like the way he does at least
King Kool Kattz he seems more open to humor though
Full head of bald hair
That was so unexpected lmao
What can this guy say?
13:25 the moment you all came for
16 beats per minute sounds about not right
I love how every time he puts the device on the table he says it costs more and more dollars!
fun fact: polygraphs are terribly outdated pieces of technology and are impossible to trust. mythbusters hooked one up to a plant and got results when people looked at the plant and thought about it. which do you believe more: plants are sentient and can read minds, or the polygraph is innacurate
juice plants 100%
juice clearly the plants are alive
plants plants sentient plants
i agree that polygraphs are stupid, but the plant argument is kind of dumb, since the polygraph just records all kind of data about electricity pressure temperature etc. so of course it works on a plant aswell. adam ruins everything has done a good bit about it
I can't imagine what this was like live.
62 hundred dollars in hiring him and getting the equipment... but won’t buy a VIVE.
Doesnt he have a vr???
Aww he misses playing with Star :(
52:20 for results
I CAN'T drink a WHOLE BOTTLE of JIM BEAN!
Also this doctor looks so much like Jerma that I'm convinced he's Jerma's dad.
Inside the rackhouses of Jim Beam
thousands of barrels lay silent
But that doesn’t mean they lay idle
In fact inside each and every Jim Beam barrel
the bourbon is aging building a fuller
smoother flavor that only comes from being aged four long years
At Jim Beam our history’s made from the inside How will you make yours
Jeremy's so cool, his favorite band is gorillaz AND he collected all the bananas in donkey kong!
*I don’t have a lot of time*
I've only seen clips of this stream, so this vod is going to be a treat!
Jerma has felt angry before, I wonder what video showcased that to the extreme hmmm.
60 million dollars, what can I say, what can I say
'what can I say?'
"Did you count the bananas?" IM DEAD
Spit is honest. What can I say
1:25:10 that's so cute god damn
oh my god when i saw he was wearing sandals i almost had a fucking stroke. get ur damn toes off my screen RIGHT NOW JEREMY
that descent into darkness was beautiful
So much tension in the room...
Jerma you are doing some next level shit. Good stuff dude. Seriously.
I bet Jerma was fucking pissed he didn't do more about the lighting after the stream ended
The moment the good doctor strongly recommended that Jerma should down a (mostly) entire bottle of Jim Bean was the moment I knew this was going to be a good stream.
Poor Doc, he looks almost scared of Jerma
the professional makes me uncomfortable. very uncomfortable
I love this doctor holy shit
Legitimately questioning the reality of this
this doctor is jerma from the future
I love that it's just some random relatively ordinary doctor guy. Really adds like a family home video vibe that mixes well with jerma, sort of rare nowadays.
the air of belligerency when he started getting drunk is so boston of him
Jeremy has a 12 inch nose confirmed
Im not gonna lie Jerma's sponsored video made me buy faerie solitaire back when it came out
I unironically enjoy that game
Jerma is an ABSOLUTE micro UNIT
i knew i would like this video less than a second after clicking on it as soon as i saw that other man in the corner left
Tape on laptop camera,no FBI man here.
"Jerma isnt that unique of a streamer" Says my friend.
I have yet to see someone stream their fucking polygraph test.
The machine said that he lied about not sitting in a booster seat, then it said that he lied about lying on some of the questions. So it concluded that he tried to deceive about the booster seat, then concluded that he had been totally truthful later...
Yeah I'm not feeling this polygraph.
1:25:10 :'(
He looked genuinely upset at that question.
Papapanda genuinely surprised he answered that
oh fugg :-(
Im not crying
It's just some water on my face
i havent been keeping up with jerma, are he and star not friends anymore? what happened?
Note how as the video progresses the light becomes dimmer and dimmer.
wait until you hear about our planet orbiting the sun
@@r0zemaryNever heard such bullshit in my life.
The 12 inch streamer ;)
Jesus Jerma is an inventive streamer
“Look, I got a job to do.”
1:25:10 it's sad cause Jerma says they're still friends but star_ is like "fuck that guy" on his stream
How little we all knew…
you've been DECIEVED!!!
@@glorytothemotherland9556wait what do mean what haoens what did i miss
This guy is totally Jerma’s dad
best Q&A ever
guys, I think that bottle of jack daniels is from his resident evil 7 vr video fearful drinking.
the irony of saying correct pronounciations instead of pronunciations
The real Jerma actually became TheMasterOfComedy
can't wait for the highlights for this
Nobody is talking about how good the doctor is at his bit lmfao, I am genuinely infuriated from him at times
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam
You're a licensed accredited Schmoixen so...
That question about star. Man. My night got a little more depressing lol
Just watched Scoob hours before watching this for the first time and I can say that I know the whereabouts of Dick Dastardly
58:40
"usb polygraph amazon"
This guy seemed like he felt he was a little on the spot. Good on him.
40:38 Jerma Coaster confirmed
1:06:00
Mad Bostonian enjoys comedy of another mad Bostonian
Dr. Schmoigen? With an X? What?
Not Much Of A Fan it’s dr. Xmoigen it’s like mandarin or something... yes
lmao i had such a hard time determining if it was real or not, after all those jokes at the beginning with that name and the alcohol.
after watching the whole thing i guess it was real, just awkward as hell.
I'm not really sure about that. Especially considering you can get an awfully similar looking polygraph kit for 100 bucks on Amazon or Walmart.
Looking forward to Rat Movie Part Thr33.
ΣΩΔ Rat Movie 3: What Can I Say
Remember when he said it would come out earlier this year?
"Full head of bald hair"
This was great.
Xmoigen?
Schxmoigen?
Schmoxigen?
Got halfway through first question was the best question.
Is this guy Lester from GTA V
Jerma sits in a booster seat confirmed! RAT MOVIE 3 CONFIRMED!