Jerma Streams - Decorating A Tree [with Santa]

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2017
  • Jerma archived Decorating A Tree (The original title of this stream was "The Decorate the Tree, Merry Christmas Stream", and was originally streamed/recorded on December 23rd, 2017)
    (Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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  • @SiennaBlossom420
    @SiennaBlossom420 6 років тому +190

    this is not at all what I expected. What an amazing joke.

  • @someoneelse1441
    @someoneelse1441 Рік тому +46

    lack of the chat archived here is HEARTBREAKING, they had to be completely losing their shit

  • @Mahoxy
    @Mahoxy 6 років тому +102

    Scout kills Santa on stream.

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 6 років тому +8

      BOINK!

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +5

      Jerma to all the good children of the world: "Wave goodbye to your stupid crap, moron!"

  • @barryscott9590
    @barryscott9590 6 років тому +162

    Local streamer kills Santa

  • @yumitsup
    @yumitsup 6 років тому +126

    The radio bit is my favorite Jerma joke. Ever

    • @ConRayArt
      @ConRayArt 6 років тому +3

      Was that audio from a past jerma video?

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 6 років тому +4

      Timestamp the bit?

    • @nick14324
      @nick14324 Рік тому

      @@dinonatorful 56:40

  • @alma3884052
    @alma3884052 6 років тому +73

    Man descends into insanity for an hour?! [He ruins Christmas for 7 billion people]

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 6 років тому +111

    I feel like the more streams Jerma does the more he descends into insanity

    • @dzapps_
      @dzapps_ 6 років тому +3

      Tyler Heineman but are we complaining?

    • @aestheticbaal7390
      @aestheticbaal7390 6 років тому +3

      It all started with his For Honor stream, And his idea to drive to Dakota.

  • @nameynamename3758
    @nameynamename3758 Рік тому +16

    early 30s boston jerma and late 30s vegas jerma are literally different people

  • @myfilebutton
    @myfilebutton 6 років тому +52

    i can't believe how long it took me to notice after the BRB.

    • @BenjiByt3
      @BenjiByt3 6 років тому +14

      I didn't notice at all, it got up and I shouted WHAT.

  • @jaykay3811
    @jaykay3811 6 років тому +50

    Can't believe there is actually a full hour of him decorating a tree

  • @TheSamuelCish
    @TheSamuelCish 6 років тому +31

    There is NOBODY more dedicated to making people laugh than Jeremy.

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 6 років тому

      Anthony Banthony

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 роки тому

      If by "dedicated" you mean trying too hard and people laughing at him for being the human embodiment of a sad, small clown, then yes, you are right.

  • @269tron
    @269tron 6 років тому +14

    That santa actualla spooked the sh*t outta me

  • @RandyRelish99
    @RandyRelish99 6 років тому +17

    only jerma could make it seem like a flashlight was a TV remote

  • @sigmatic__
    @sigmatic__ 6 років тому +9

    Real life 4 foot 2 elf held hostage and forced to decorate a tree kills his captor live.

  • @jordynrawrz
    @jordynrawrz Рік тому +5

    anyone else returning here for christmas

  • @YangBalanceYin
    @YangBalanceYin 6 років тому +15

    This just proves that Jerma asks himself questions and doesn't read his stream chat.

  • @jameshotchkiss5577
    @jameshotchkiss5577 6 років тому +47

    I thought Santa would kill Jerma for being such a bad streamer but jerma killed all of christmas....
    I wish we got more Santa bits but it was such a great and well formulated joke over three streams, you can't help but want more right?
    Jerma never fails to amaze me.

  • @SumThingFawful
    @SumThingFawful 6 років тому +11

    Compact local card counting streamer who beat dark souls 3 on stream caught murdering Santa.

  • @MeGoHeHe
    @MeGoHeHe 6 років тому +14

    "A sex item"..... lmfao ok Jeremy

  • @masonmeisel4089
    @masonmeisel4089 6 років тому +5

    Letsgetanotherringpoponhere

  • @daring1434
    @daring1434 6 років тому +32

    Rip santa

  • @mrman-xc9wf
    @mrman-xc9wf 6 років тому +13

    jeremy the elf, its not his fault hes so compact

  • @DylanBelievesInTheNet
    @DylanBelievesInTheNet 6 років тому +13

    I'm in the process of watching this, and I'm taking a guess he doesn't put a single decoration on the fucking tree.

  • @dusksimulator
    @dusksimulator 2 роки тому +3

    pov your parents send you to your weird uncle's house for the holidays

  • @ratheruncreativename3252
    @ratheruncreativename3252 6 років тому +8

    First Jerma starts smoking, then he becomes an alcoholic, drinking four shots of vodka before stream. This christmas has been really tough on him.

  • @radicly793
    @radicly793 6 років тому +35

    Yo, merry Christmas.

    • @rsnt-
      @rsnt- 6 років тому +2

      please send me your profile picture, I love it

    • @_Lacking
      @_Lacking 6 років тому +3

      Its a way of life

    • @Joescotterpuss
      @Joescotterpuss 6 років тому +2

      It's festive and shit.

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 3 роки тому +1

      And then I diarrhea every morning

  • @suspicioususer
    @suspicioususer 6 років тому +5

    Its like that Tim Allen movie "Santa Claus" from the 90s now Jerma has to be Santa

  • @TheLuigifan444
    @TheLuigifan444 6 років тому +6

    Jerma is the dad that doesn't believe in Christmas until everything goes wrong.

  • @goldenlost1761
    @goldenlost1761 Рік тому +2

    I can’t believe it

  • @xeli3046
    @xeli3046 6 років тому +12

    Merry Christmas!

  • @residentevilgamer5432
    @residentevilgamer5432 6 років тому +9

    Great Stream, Merry Christmas Everyone

  • @jordynrawrz
    @jordynrawrz Рік тому +1

    this guy is my hero

  • @ianpaul1160
    @ianpaul1160 6 років тому +4

    Jerma is your favorite streamer's favorite streamer

  • @itsflyde
    @itsflyde 6 років тому +4

    Edward Ringpop Hands

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes 5 років тому +3

    Compact Streamer nails Santa with his Wood.

  • @liammcclish4291
    @liammcclish4291 6 років тому +3

    He's an angry elf

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 6 років тому +5

    55:25 *Controls television with flashlight*

  • @itagamineko
    @itagamineko 2 місяці тому +1

    we got robbed of the court stream

  • @aidan_with_an_a3471
    @aidan_with_an_a3471 6 років тому +3

    WHO'S GONNA GET ME MY TRAIN SET GOD DAMMIT

  • @derekisazombie39
    @derekisazombie39 6 років тому +2

    Jerma is the best

  • @omar22295
    @omar22295 6 років тому +3

    i think Santa is burgahboy

  • @homsar21596
    @homsar21596 6 років тому +5

    You know why I like Jerma? Because all of his streams are G O D D A M N F A M I L Y - F R I E N D L Y F O R C H R I S S A K E S.

  • @milkbox103
    @milkbox103 2 роки тому +2

    54:22 it happens

  • @narand5993
    @narand5993 5 років тому +1

    29:53
    Hey son!
    *Get me one of the big ones!*

  • @ResearcherKeagan
    @ResearcherKeagan 5 років тому +1

    Jerma is T H A N O S!

  • @269tron
    @269tron 6 років тому +1

    I haven't watched a Jerma Stream since the Guerilla game or whatever with the sledge hammers on Mars. What have I missed?

  • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
    @Kamal_AL-Hinai 6 років тому +1

    Man strangle himself with Christmas lights

  • @MandrakeHorse
    @MandrakeHorse 6 років тому +3

    I guess that explains why I didn't get any presents in my stocking last year ;_;

  • @femboypeek3410
    @femboypeek3410 6 років тому +6

    3:15

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 6 років тому +2

    Ooh... wow

  • @Dontsubtothischannelorelse
    @Dontsubtothischannelorelse 6 років тому +1

    Up next: *Shrek Enough*

  • @requ1emYBA
    @requ1emYBA 6 років тому

    FUCKING HELL HAHAHA I DID NOT EVEN SEE SANTA CHANGE THERE

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 Рік тому +1

    One day jerma's gonna lose it and actually kidnap someone/show them off on stream and we'll all think it's a bit

  • @femboypeek3410
    @femboypeek3410 6 років тому +10

    30:18 wow he just mc figgin did a dab aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @bbasil1312
    @bbasil1312 6 років тому +15

    I wonder how much money he have spent to do this

    • @skapitybap2183
      @skapitybap2183 5 років тому

      He would of spent alot for the decorations the Christmas tree his out fit the santa doll and the actual actor so I would say around 1000 or more

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +1

      At least 10 dollars. This guy just throws money around like it isn't a number.

  • @user-sl9ti4jx9p
    @user-sl9ti4jx9p 6 років тому +3

    ooo woow

  • @Lobertherp
    @Lobertherp 6 років тому +1

    the tf2 comics predicted it

  • @System509
    @System509 6 років тому

    I can't believe Santa's fucking dead

  • @MaxAce20
    @MaxAce20 6 років тому +1

    Compact streamer kills Santa live on stream!

  • @vriska7169
    @vriska7169 6 років тому +1

    i cant belive santa is fucking dead

  • @itsflyde
    @itsflyde 6 років тому +1

    funny Christmas clown man

  • @CaptainFawfulll
    @CaptainFawfulll 6 років тому +1

    I work at Party City, those balloons never go on sale. When will the lies end?

  • @MarcusXZ
    @MarcusXZ 6 років тому +1

    THAT STREAM WAS PRE RECORDED

  • @tru_squid8641
    @tru_squid8641 2 роки тому +4

    Is he decorating the tree or himself

  • @aestheticbaal7390
    @aestheticbaal7390 6 років тому +1

    The sad part is, It looks better than the tree i have at home. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;((((((

  • @treefiddy8811
    @treefiddy8811 6 років тому +3

    Those were clearly shallots not garlic

  • @devconk
    @devconk 6 років тому

    Jerma is so fucking funny!

  • @ezralives
    @ezralives 2 роки тому +1

    16:30 cheerleader jerma

  • @Dilgoro
    @Dilgoro 6 років тому +21

    Man, Good stream but why are the recommendations so...bad? Usually it's just more jerma or ster, maybe vinny or so.

    • @starkiller201096x
      @starkiller201096x 6 років тому +15

      I put christmas and santa in the tags so that might explain some of them

    • @Dilgoro
      @Dilgoro 6 років тому +1

      starkiller201096x ah yeah that would explain it.

  • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
    @Kamal_AL-Hinai 6 років тому

    Do you know what time it is?

  • @oroxib0149
    @oroxib0149 6 місяців тому

    54:33

  • @harm7631
    @harm7631 6 років тому

    do you know what time it is?

  • @femboypeek3410
    @femboypeek3410 6 років тому +11

    that has to be ster in the back

    • @megusto4501
      @megusto4501 6 років тому +14

      he means as a form of christmas reunion, and that would be amazing if it were

    • @TheOldGuest
      @TheOldGuest 6 років тому +18

      Can confirm it was ster in the back, reprising his role as the Christmas tree.

    • @fiiive2the5ix
      @fiiive2the5ix 6 років тому +1

      why dont they talk?

    • @Jackvonblood
      @Jackvonblood 6 років тому +2

      Apparently Jerma and Ster were supposed to do something on stream, but Jerma had to bail cause there was something he had to do with Kim. Ster at one point called her a succubus on stream or something.
      Don't know the validity of it, though.

    • @betabanner3267
      @betabanner3267 6 років тому +1

      Ferus Krieger very valid

  • @barryscott9590
    @barryscott9590 6 років тому

    I knew that my- I hate-

  • @RematodeRanger
    @RematodeRanger 6 років тому +4

    *dabs* merry LITmas everybody

  • @hi-fu6db
    @hi-fu6db 6 років тому +13

    Is 5,8 small?

    • @aidan_with_an_a3471
      @aidan_with_an_a3471 6 років тому +7

      Yes because an average male is 5'10 (and I'm 13 and 5'7)

    • @hi-fu6db
      @hi-fu6db 6 років тому +12

      Dear god the tree is bigger than him

    • @htdtr
      @htdtr 6 років тому +13

      No, it's compact

    • @higaindane
      @higaindane 6 років тому +1

      No, it's just a little below the average. Danny DeVito is small

  • @ProfessionalNapper
    @ProfessionalNapper 6 років тому +2

    My OCD was killing me. The stencil was just so jumbled on one side, I desperately wanted to make my way over there and evenly spread it across the tree. Anyone else? lol

  • @nschwarts
    @nschwarts 6 років тому +1

    3:01