Idk why but I felt like making timestamps 0:11 Prologue 0:39 Forsaken City 2:21 Old Site 4:12 Celestial Resort 7:15 Golden Ridge 11:23 Mirror Temple 15:50 Reflection 22:08 The Summit 35:14 Core (edited a year later to fix a timestamp)
Explanation: each frame, the game moves the block, then checks Madeline's action, then checks to see if she should die. By the time she should have died, she's already started moving away from the spikes.
A-sides: A beautiful game disguised as a simple platformer that eloquently and candidly talks about confronting, not running from, mental illness ,and, not overcoming but working together with it, with a fantastic soundtrack complementing everything. D-sides: fuck you lol haha
i swear if we by some miracle get to z-sides tas is going to be a requirement to even have a fraction of a chance to beat the game, and anyone who beats it with less than 25 people working on the same tas for just the first level alone is dubbed a cheater unless they have proof
The song that plays in the background for the Badeline fight has chanting that sounds like “heya”. It’s more apparent in the original version than in the remix
I love the Fact that there are obstacles Even after grabbing the Heart, which means that you have to dash Into the Heart in a specific way that you dont get hit by The spikes. W T F
It's been about 8-9 months since I've done the D-sides, but 7D went over a MASSIVE overhaul, did it not? I remember a whole different set of shitty screens, particularly in 3000M. May have to give it another go once I get have my fun on Farewell and want to get back to other levels. Love this TAS
Yep, there was a big change (it got wayyyyy harder). I would say wait for the 9D release if you can, I think some other levels are getting reworks as well.
The lava and ice walls kill you if the hitboxes of madeline and the wall overlay. If you are in range of the wall without being in the wall, it simply acts as if it was a normal wall... However, as a human it's pretty hard to control your movement enough to not get one pixel off where you want to be. It's possible but not very reliable enough. Also there are not a ton of places, chapters etc. where you can you this mechanic (apart from core and reflection D-sides)
![Celeste Any% Speedrun in 26:56.955 [WR on 14/12/2020]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/r5Y7Qd06xXA/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TAS] Celeste "Any%" in 23:32.156](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sucgPaAUiR0/mqdefault.jpg)
This TAS guy seems to have an almost inhuman level of skill. And he's great at so many other games too!
Yeah they’re so good it’s almost like they’re a robot
That why I love playing with robots. They are perfectionist.
That was the joke
Edit 3/23/2020: The guy in between my replies used to say “tas is a robot”.
That’s why this second reply exists
Cato Wong r/woooosh
Cato Wong r/woooosh
> block of literal lava
Madeline: Y’all mind if I just
*GRAB*
The game dus but tas *dont give two shits*
Not even one
> wall of lethal dust bunnies and pointy spikes
Madeline: Y'all mind if i just
*DASH*
Imagine the game devs decided to go easy on us with the original game lol
It’s toasty
@@madeline2302 its madeline herself! Hi!
Theo: This ones GOTTA be impossible tho for real this time.
Madeline: Done
Theo: Umm no. i actually meant this on-
Madeline: DONE
lol exactly
Lol true
badeline: hey stop
Game: Has a gap 2 pixels wide
TAS: Great shortcut!
AcTuaLUlY ItS FoRe PixElS wIdE
*four
Humans: Great Shortcut!
*Takes the intended route instead*
@@huevonesunltd agreed
That intense wind in the Golden Ridge with way too many snowflakes almost made it look like interference on an old analog TV.
Yeah UA-cam compression did NOT like that
Tas:
Badeline: *Confused Screaming*
Typicality why is this so accurate
Badeline didn’t even get to finish 1 sentence
*1*
😂😂😂
"OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU GOING SO GODDAMN FAST I'M TRYING TO MURDER YOU"
"Ma-"
"..."
*"HOW ARE YOU ALREADY AT THE END BEFORE I EVEN SAID MY FIRST WORD?!"*
Mattmakesgames: In celeste, touching any sort of spikes will instantly kill you.
TAS: *No.*
What's a spike?
Well... in chapter one, there’s an extra berry for if you do it dash less, and you need to do those kind of spike jumps
@@TheTrueXaver IT WAS ALL PLANNED
ABORT ABORT
Yeah there's A LOT of demo dashing
"Hey yall mind if i..."
*passes through solid objects*
3:53 - What happened to Madeline? Were the insanity of these levels enough to finally break her physical human body and reveal her true alien self?
That or she’s actually sonic
Oml
@@deltawarrior2323 nah madeline is faster than sonic
No
madeline is faster than speedrunner mario building up speed for 12 hours straight
if you dont get it, watch terminalmontage mario vs fox
Theo doesn't even finish calling the screen at 15:09 impossible before Madeline gets through it
16:28
Madeline: *I am speed.*
She fast
I'd like this comment, but I also don't wanna ruin "69 likes"
@@zera-zero i will unlike it, like it if u want now
Madeline: Fucking dies
@@kuiki8654 not all heroes wear capes
Me: i wonder how many demo dashes will be in this run.
Tas: *YES*
32:03 is lovely
Nice
Theo in 5D: “uhh this is impossib- no this o- i mean this is im- okay”
8:03
Madeline: *_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES"_*
HOW DID THEY MAKE THE WIND EVEN WORSE?!
_Visible Confusion_
Nope Really Nothing what? How is it visible?
This is why you always wear safety goggles, kids
😂😂
Idk why but I felt like making timestamps
0:11 Prologue
0:39 Forsaken City
2:21 Old Site
4:12 Celestial Resort
7:15 Golden Ridge
11:23 Mirror Temple
15:50 Reflection
22:08 The Summit
35:14 Core
(edited a year later to fix a timestamp)
thank
It's time to add Farewell.
last time i checked temple wasn't 27 seconds
15:50 Reflection is the accurate time. Just a typo
Merci beaucoup
Imagine some alien species had their video game skill level so high that this would pass as a tutorial.
19:08 Mom IM SCARED
I clicked on the timestamp and was also jumpscared by 1,000,000 lasers. lol
You should be
WTF
26:51
WAIT...?
THATS ILEGAL
Explanation: each frame, the game moves the block, then checks Madeline's action, then checks to see if she should die. By the time she should have died, she's already started moving away from the spikes.
I .. don't know what is legal anymore
@@rarebeeph1783 the robots are litteraly perfectionists
The spikes in celeste are only suggestions to tasers
@@rarebeeph1783 can that be done by a human player? I don't mean consistently, I mean is it possible for a person to actually do that spike jump?
Do these spikes even exist?
No.
@@bradstover2691 i totally belive that statement
Lol
uh.... maybe?
Well, a spike is a spike, you can't say it's only a half, so yes and no isn't a solution
Game: no you can’t just go through walls
Tas: jazz music intensifies
Game:
Tas: *intensity intensifies*
Tazz music intensifies
*that’s some funky depression*
“I dunno man....you really wanna cli-“
*YOU CANNOT STOP ME*
A-sides: A beautiful game disguised as a simple platformer that eloquently and candidly talks about confronting, not running from, mental illness ,and, not overcoming but working together with it, with a fantastic soundtrack complementing everything.
D-sides: fuck you lol haha
69 likes.
This is d-sides in a nutshell
(Celeste TAS Exists)
Spikes: Am I a joke to you?
*YES NOW BEGONE*
the entire chapter 3 one is the representation of my anxiety before insignificant events
Celeste: hey uh you die when you touch the dust bunnies
TASBot: *t h e d e m o f r a m e s*
also 29:36 feels like osu
true
Dust bunnies? What
@@shaquilleoseal1390 Dust bunnies are the black and red moving hazards in the hotel sections
i swear if we by some miracle get to z-sides tas is going to be a requirement to even have a fraction of a chance to beat the game, and anyone who beats it with less than 25 people working on the same tas for just the first level alone is dubbed a cheater unless they have proof
capitalA-sides
how would you be dubbed a cheater if you have the tas file :thinking:
Me: hey buddy what's that in your mouth?
My dog:
LMAO XD
Explain? Dog making a tas? Dog running away through spikes with supersonic speed?
@@mapron1 I think they meant it as in when a dog got caught eating something they would run away really fast like the TAS
@@Odysseus_Petrichor Thanks
LMAO XD
Chapter 1 have yet started and the prologue already made me impressed
19:08
What it feels like when the entire class is looking at your presentation
Underrated comment
The fact that this game has a strong and speedy movement system to make THIS shit possible is just astounding to me
Theo: Madeline this is impossible
Madeline: *watch me*
Theo: This one is imposs--
Madeline: already finished the screen
I love how he gets perfect momentum everytime
20:35 *perfect sync*
Corner boosts: exist
TAS players: *iLl tAke yOuR eNtiRe sTocK!*
can confirm
Introducing...0:39 MADELINE!
Madeline: *anxiety ensues and fleds the spotlight*
Hitboxes: we're on vacation, come back later.
Human players: .......
Badeline : You are not a mountain climber.
Madeline:
Yup
Seeing this sadistic level design combined with all those spike jumps and demodashes makes me want to be physically ill
Incredible
This is the most stressful gameplay video I have ever watched.
3:33 is still easier than the b-side vertical walls
badeline fight looks like a dragon ball episode
19:29 even badeline is scared lmao.
Madeline is out for blood
19:35 lmao
At 6:53, was that the intended method of completion or are you meant to go around and do a demo dash there?
Yup, that's correct! Fortunately it's possible to cheese it like shown in the video (human speedrunners do it the same)
That makes sense. Thanks to both of you, although I doubt I'll ever see that room even if I play the mod :)
1:55 Just Monika!
Took me a while to see it. Keen eye 👌
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Really amazing work, I truly hope you are working on chapter 9 because that would be so fantastic to watch!
29:25 this part feels so satisfying
3:21 Excuse me, the floor wants to know how you phased through it.
It's a thing normal people also doing it in speedruns
weird hitbox stuff
Tas is so good. I've never seen anyone like him. His movement is always so fluid and quick.
Its like a robot
@@davasgaming6574 ,that is because it is its a tas bot :)
Chapter 6 Heart being called "Heya" made me chuckle.
The song that plays in the background for the Badeline fight has chanting that sounds like “heya”. It’s more apparent in the original version than in the remix
29:35 oh
Osu be like:
I love the Fact that there are obstacles Even after grabbing the Heart, which means that you have to dash Into the Heart in a specific way that you dont get hit by The spikes. W T F
In Reflection, did they go to the real core of the Earth? Lol
That's actually a nice thought.
The mechanics for Core started applying towars the end.
Canonically reflection takes place in a dream so kind of but no not really
@@UnsIiced you mean old site right?
7:34
I love how clearly intentional that demo is XD
WHEN THEY SAID RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS, I DIDNT THINK IT WAS LIKE THIS.
Best comment ever
Person with low blood pressure: *stands up too fast*
Their vision: 8:04
People with a iron deficiency : does the same
Their eyes :
at 0:54 is that two climb jumps holding right or is the first one a neutral or something?
2:55
This increased my breathing, blood pressure and bpm
Ya same
19:28 begging to TAS
D sides: you are weak
B sides: yes
I love the polite waits that tas does, ya know, sometimes robots gotta take a break too!
"Do you really want to climb thi-"
Madeline: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over me *b r e a k i n g t h e s o u n d b a r r i e r* "
It makes me sad when i put so much effort into these and tas casually skips 3 screens at once
0:31 is it weird that i like that the song continues over the dialouge where saying that you a do this...?
not weird at all. celeste has a very good ost
Chapter 4 D-Side: Whats that? You like to see? Unfortunate
When someone’s speed running a game that you can’t even beat the fourth level of
Heart: Heya
Everything else: WEOWWEOWEOWEOWOEW
"TAS Stop!"
- Badeline
14:32 "Are you sure about this, TAS?"
What kind of a stupid ass question is that?
Insane! Great work!
Madeline: *gets smacked by spikes*
Also Madeline:"EXPERIENCE MOMENTUM
In the first 10 seconds im already rewinding
alright now we're ignoring physics. tHaT's VeRBy cNooL.
Fast-moving blocks:
TAS Hyper Dash: **y e e t**
This TAS guy really be the actual POGCHAMP
It's been about 8-9 months since I've done the D-sides, but 7D went over a MASSIVE overhaul, did it not? I remember a whole different set of shitty screens, particularly in 3000M.
May have to give it another go once I get have my fun on Farewell and want to get back to other levels. Love this TAS
Yep, there was a big change (it got wayyyyy harder). I would say wait for the 9D release if you can, I think some other levels are getting reworks as well.
0:31 “You can do this”
Youre god damn right!!
36:00 he climbed lava wtf
The lava and ice walls kill you if the hitboxes of madeline and the wall overlay.
If you are in range of the wall without being in the wall, it simply acts as if it was a normal wall...
However, as a human it's pretty hard to control your movement enough to not get one pixel off where you want to be. It's possible but not very reliable enough. Also there are not a ton of places, chapters etc. where you can you this mechanic (apart from core and reflection D-sides)
Hitboxes be like: I’m going to head out
1:54 Billboard
*Just Monika*
i did not notice that.....
Because yes
Theo: this is truly impossible
TAS: hold my beer
door skip has been located at 14:45 meaning this is a valid run
Snow: Starts blowing
UA-cam: We're not even sure how to comprehend this
You can't convince me that the tas is not just using infinite dashes and invincibility with assist mode.
3D is literally just The World's Hardest Game.
2:56
Those are some interesting hitboxes.
I like how the first 3 D Sides are pretty challenging but playable and then you get to Golden Ridge D Side.
Have fun trying to see anything.
You know that the D-sides ate hard when the first block d-sides to just ignore gravity
Me trying to avoid literally any conflict at my toxic school
“By the way, you should call someone about your driveway. The ridge collapsed and I nearly died.”
Literally Everyone: You're not a mountain climber.
Tas: Hello
Everyone (including Madeline): *Unholy Screeching*
15:03 the said "oh come on what even are these" as levitating directly through them and that's funny XDDDD
Theo: “This one’s gonna be impossible.”
Madeline: VRRRRRMMMMMM
That fucking ice block at the VERY FUCKING START was hilariously effective.
1:40 YEETTTTTT
Imagine Speedrunner Madeline in one of TerminalMontage’s videos. Edit: Omg so many likes! Thx!!
I want to see this XD
Yes
Y e s
And with possible the new series of something battles. I think that is what it is called. We could possibly see Speedrunner Mario vs Taseline!
Shaggyleaf :P Yes! TASeline! Perfect name I love it!
I have lots of questions...
My god what a nasty ass juke at 14:25 . Super impressive.
"Spikes are optional" - Some quote I saw somewhere.
watching this actually makes my heart drop why
Madeline: *Doctor help I'm addicted to adrenaline*