Dan Bilzerian Has Officially Failed (Good Riddance) | Asmongold Reacts to SunnyV2

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  • @Dampfaeus
    @Dampfaeus 11 місяців тому +1073

    You know what the real difference is: Asmongold could probably pay 50k for a bedframe and 60k for a Star Wars something set. Or 5 million for a Mansion. But he doesn't. He just sits at his Desk and streams for us, day in and day out, being entertaining. Then he goes and buys a cheeseburger and a coke and goes back to streaming Wow classic.

    • @Dampfaeus
      @Dampfaeus 11 місяців тому +152

      And then he looks at a bunch of hot girls on instagram, even though he could easily afford those models following him around, too 😛
      And then he lets his Editors make fun of him 😀

    • @theplayer_
      @theplayer_ 11 місяців тому +33

      correction my basement watcher baldy ,it's Dr pepper nauht coke

    • @inspectorseb5286
      @inspectorseb5286 11 місяців тому +13

      $31k for pool renovation seems cheap, depending on what they did, especially juxtaposed to $50k bed frame.

    • @Recreancy
      @Recreancy 11 місяців тому +2

      This needs to be pinned tbh

    • @peterkurth933
      @peterkurth933 11 місяців тому

      I mean he is an influencer but man this guy produces stuff

  • @J6warrior
    @J6warrior 11 місяців тому +26

    The thing you need to understand about Dan Bilzerian is other poker players don't buy his story of winning $400 million in poker. He's not that good at poker. The actual best players in the world, the ones who have been wrecking the game for decades, have winnings in the tens of millions, not hundreds of millions. Also, the poker pro's all know each other because there aren't that many different places to play super high stakes poker. And they all say that they never saw Dan around that much in the poker scene. Dan tries to cover for the obvious lie that his money came from poker by claiming that he won it all in private home games. Shady guys in poker who can't explain where their money comes from would have you believe that there are these "private games" in LA that only they know about, where you can win 50-100 mil in one session. Illegal private games do exist and Dan used to go to the famous LA one that the movie Molly's Game is about. But you ain't winning no $400 mil from games like that.

  • @Northex23
    @Northex23 11 місяців тому +312

    There are socalled 'model houses' in LA which basically hires and rents out girls to people like Dan, night clubs etc; this is not as nefarious as it sounds, its not an escort thing, its literally just for PR. Their job is to hang out and look pretty, fora night club this is done to attract more clients since guys will go where the girls are, for people like Dan their purpose is to give him clout. Meanwhile the girls get to live the insta dream life.
    But the point is that its all fake.

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 11 місяців тому

      Those girls are escorts! They just charge more, because they don't think they are.

    • @nicknevco215
      @nicknevco215 11 місяців тому +8

      yeah models do that car show have them

    • @chadbyron1886
      @chadbyron1886 11 місяців тому +2

      The money made in these ways is analogous to monopoly money. We think its real because it looks like real cast but its all just a short term fake fantasy ride.

    • @anhiirr
      @anhiirr 11 місяців тому +9

      @@BeamMonsterZeus i mean ive seen grown ass men wait in line for shoes and cry over the fact that they got them...and even if they dont/sold out/no size they cry. Sad times NGL

    • @sirwinterfoxgaming355
      @sirwinterfoxgaming355 11 місяців тому

      Society...

  • @ge4029
    @ge4029 11 місяців тому +96

    Imagine promoting a "Sigma Male" lifestyle while secretly being a nepo baby spending daddy's money.

    • @Gaijins
      @Gaijins 11 місяців тому +6

      Sounds like a great life tbh

    • @alaskayoung3413
      @alaskayoung3413 11 місяців тому

      What’s nepo

    • @brianpaul3648
      @brianpaul3648 11 місяців тому

      ​@@alaskayoung3413 nepotism. Earning off the name of your parents or relative

    • @Mister_Phafanapolis
      @Mister_Phafanapolis 3 місяці тому +3

      We all _wish_ we were nepo babies. We all want to leave a shit ton of money to our children and work with them everyday at our company. I know "LOL, you're just jealous" is a hack response but I do think we're just a little jealous of not being the product of nepotism.

    • @edwinbleau5334
      @edwinbleau5334 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@Mister_Phafanapolis I agree. I wish my parents were loaded and I didn't have to work, lol
      Just travel or do whatever I want. That's the dream lol
      People who talk trash about those people are not only jealous, but idiots lol

  • @MrhibyeTV
    @MrhibyeTV 11 місяців тому +100

    The craziest part to me is the wildly unnecessary waste of money. He could've easily lived a lavish life for the rest of his days if he just would've managed the money properly.

    • @dawsonleding7051
      @dawsonleding7051 11 місяців тому +8

      I mean there are still people doing this shit today. Renting Lambos/mansions and making content. It won't stop until people stop consuming the content and it becomes unprofitable.

    • @IAmRickMagic
      @IAmRickMagic 10 місяців тому

      Yeah that the thing I Dont get about these people

    • @sashalove83
      @sashalove83 2 місяці тому

      But then he wouldn't be a social media influencer/celebrity . That is his whole mission 😊

  • @cremonster
    @cremonster 11 місяців тому +119

    This is what happens when you spend all your money trying to impress other people instead of making smart decisions

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 11 місяців тому +6

      Speaks to a real character deficiency huh

    • @uncoiledfish2561
      @uncoiledfish2561 11 місяців тому +1

      Not at all. He wasn’t trying to impress you. Well, not completely. It was a business. It was all marketing. He just didn’t pull it off.

    • @modanafil
      @modanafil 11 місяців тому

      But I mean.. he got to that level of fame and clout without actually having any real justification. I kind of admire it, he really has no shame and just kept faking it until he kind of made it. Of course a lot of it fell apart cause it was held up by duct tape and lies, but I'd say he's probably still quite successful by normal standards

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 11 місяців тому +3

      @@uncoiledfish2561 It was absolutely both

    • @1inchPunchBowl
      @1inchPunchBowl 11 місяців тому +2

      @@uncoiledfish2561 Keep telling yourself that.

  • @IcyBlaze616
    @IcyBlaze616 11 місяців тому +169

    I need to see this $60,000 Star Wars gun set.

    • @jasol5071
      @jasol5071 11 місяців тому +8

      Fr 😂 that shi prob looks legendary

    • @lonnie6954
      @lonnie6954 11 місяців тому +7

      Film props or the ww2 guns they replicate? Think the sandtrooper heavy rifle is a lmg

    • @rickeykekoa023
      @rickeykekoa023 11 місяців тому +3

      Ya how can they just glance over that??

    • @Chopstorm.
      @Chopstorm. 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lonnie6954 It's an MG34.

    • @KiloOneK1
      @KiloOneK1 11 місяців тому +4

      I’m more interested in this legendary 50k bed frame 😂

  • @tacticallyinept
    @tacticallyinept 11 місяців тому +173

    Wasn't Dan Bilzerian also a phony navy seal? He kept claiming he was a SEAL but dude never graduated BUDS.

    • @TheTomtah
      @TheTomtah 11 місяців тому +11

      I listened to some interviews back in the day and he never claimed to have been a seal. If I remember correctly he claimed he got kicked out of seal training one week before graduation or something like that.

    • @rexreed4234
      @rexreed4234 11 місяців тому +61

      He made it through the program and didn't get picked. People don't understand that you can pass everything in the program but they don't pick you because no one likes you.

    • @rexreed4234
      @rexreed4234 11 місяців тому +44

      @@BeamMonsterZeus The teams are cynical. If they don't like you or trust you, you don't make the teams. They have full control over who they entrust their lives to.

    • @marushall263
      @marushall263 11 місяців тому +6

      @@rexreed4234 and you belive a dude thats a known liar. youre a fan of his arent you

    • @rexreed4234
      @rexreed4234 11 місяців тому +31

      @@marushall263 I just started that he is so unlikeable that he wasn't picked for team work..

  • @jros4057
    @jros4057 11 місяців тому +16

    Dan: "My business is failing, can you help me Pop?"
    His Dad:"Hmm let's see here...50k in advertising, okay. 125k for the Chinese manufacturers, alright. 60 million for business expenses? Good heavens what kind of business expenses do you have? That's like 6 Abrams tanks."
    Dan:"It's itemized you can see right here."
    His dad: "Oh I see....well can you do without all the bouncy castles?"
    Dan: "No"

  • @knyght27
    @knyght27 11 місяців тому +32

    Reminds me of when I see Twitch streamers who are hanging out with Only Fans women and adult film stars 👀

    • @fennyferrister668
      @fennyferrister668 11 місяців тому +9

      I dunno, they're part of the same economy and the self advertisement and secondary market strategies and connections probably overlap.

  • @NoChance345
    @NoChance345 11 місяців тому +44

    I love the story about him suing whoever made The Lone Survivor movie. Apparently he paid them $1 million to have like 8 minutes of screen time and a few speaking lines (I can't remember the exact amount of lines or words he was supposed to have). They ended up cutting his time down to around a minute and he got one line. I'm sure there could be a thousand reasons why they cut most of him out of the movie but I choose to believe he was just so freaking terrible that they used as little footage as possible of him to try and somewhat fulfill their contract with him. He couldn't manage to play a Navy Seal that had almost no lines even though he went through actual Seal training and nearly made it through (This is a whole other story I'd love to know more about also. Supposedly he made it through almost 2 years of Seal training and was dropped 2 days before graduating because of some sort of safety violation).

    • @shaddupfarva
      @shaddupfarva 11 місяців тому +7

      Seal training doesn’t last 2 years unless you fail every time you take it and then take it over and over again.

    • @NoChance345
      @NoChance345 11 місяців тому +3

      @@shaddupfarva He did fail at least once, but my guess is he probably failed several evolutions. I know for sure he did hell week twice.

    • @NoChance345
      @NoChance345 11 місяців тому +1

      @@shaddupfarva Also, it was actually a little under a year and a half. I thought the article i read said 600 days but it was 500 days that he was in.

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 11 місяців тому +1

      See, you go as far as sounding like a gossip. A gossiping man. Consider that.

    • @NoChance345
      @NoChance345 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Philip_Taylor I need more to go on here. What are you talking about?

  • @ryan.1990
    @ryan.1990 11 місяців тому +88

    You know its all fake because Dan has the charisma and charm of a slug

    • @AndreyMedvedev
      @AndreyMedvedev 11 місяців тому +4

      YESSSS! Finally, somebody said it! Thank you.

    • @zackmorris1419
      @zackmorris1419 10 місяців тому

      @@AndreyMedvedev So why didn't you say it?

    • @AndreyMedvedev
      @AndreyMedvedev 10 місяців тому

      @@zackmorris1419 I did, but my UA-cam channel is not exactly a bustling community.

  • @lxlKHARMAlxl
    @lxlKHARMAlxl 11 місяців тому +89

    If Dan has a reverse bald, Asmon has a "holding on" bald.

    • @phetmoz
      @phetmoz 11 місяців тому +11

      "halding"

    • @ggnilla1775
      @ggnilla1775 11 місяців тому

      By a thread poor guy gunna be paying egirls forever

    • @solemnace
      @solemnace 11 місяців тому +3

      Asmon is reserve bald

    • @ruvik1256
      @ruvik1256 11 місяців тому

      Zachery Jebediah Assbald III

    • @DuBstep115
      @DuBstep115 11 місяців тому

      @@ggnilla1775 Before this is all over, Asmon will have more money than Dan Bilzerian

  • @troyt6864
    @troyt6864 11 місяців тому +74

    Dan , the Tate Bros and Fresh n fit ect. all have one thing in common. Getting the bag from lost men. It's sickening.

    • @peterharrell7305
      @peterharrell7305 11 місяців тому +27

      Oh spare me. Women do this to a much higher degree. There are so few men doing this that you're able to straight up name them. But the are 500,000 women doing exactly the same thing.

    • @nemsk6675
      @nemsk6675 11 місяців тому +3

      Tell that to every H0 on O.F lol

    • @Prockski
      @Prockski 11 місяців тому

      @@peterharrell7305there are a ton of men who do it but we only really talk of the big ones. The reason you can’t name the female versions of this is because it’s outside of the range of our interests. We have a million pick up artist gurus, grindset gurus, sports betting gurus, gym bros, property pushers, dropshippers, and all sorts of flavours. Each pitch is different but ultimately it’s about “men being men” and reclaiming something that is supposedly lost.

    • @666MaRius9991
      @666MaRius9991 11 місяців тому +1

      @@peterharrell7305 Both can be bad 🤡

    • @adafuns
      @adafuns 11 місяців тому +4

      @@peterharrell7305so you admit that they are exploiting lonely men?
      No one said that “only” these guys are exploiting lonely men. Don’t know why you brought OF into this. Especially since I got news for you most of the viewers of these shows also sub to OF. Thats why a lot of OF women love going to Fresh n Fit. Their subs go up.

  • @soloalpaca5772
    @soloalpaca5772 11 місяців тому +18

    Sad thing is alot of corporate heads do this. They put almost everything they buy in their companies name that way they dont pay taxes on it and the employees suffer for it

    • @D1str1ct
      @D1str1ct 11 місяців тому

      Or they put it in stock which they cant get taxed on but they can use the stock against loans and everything else. Its a good money launder system. It makes me laugh that the aim of the rich is to own nothing to avoid tax and the aim of the poor is to get rich and own everything.

    • @anhiirr
      @anhiirr 11 місяців тому

      its ok just tell these folks and "SELF MADE" men about this being the EQUITABLE cost of "WINNING" the cold war. XD and that theyre high time practitioners of "modern democracy" they love that

  • @tristhekid
    @tristhekid 11 місяців тому +130

    If sigma society isn’t a meme I don’t know what’s going on any more

    • @teddypicker8799
      @teddypicker8799 11 місяців тому +12

      I think these misogynist/Andrew tate clowns say sigma ironically but how many times can you say something ironically before it stops being ironic

    • @fazzeai
      @fazzeai 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@teddypicker8799I mean how it's ironic if it's what it is basically, he says exactly what it is

    • @Shteven
      @Shteven 11 місяців тому +4

      Trends and fads come and go very quickly, sometimes it's hard to keep up. Basically it got overused (essp by the wrong type of people) and basically made the term "alpha" and "beta" a joke. Also idk if this is widespread knowledge, but the entire alpha/beta thing is completely false, the dude that came out with the study has tried to say it the study was flawed and the findings are false, but the ones who care don't use the term, the ones that do don't care. It's become cringy to hear tho, and if I hear someone refer to themselves as an alpha, the first thing that I think is "insecurity issues."

    • @dougsamson3824
      @dougsamson3824 4 місяці тому

      Sigma males aren’t supposed to peacock like these guys basically so alpha you don’t give a sh@$. Anyone who talks about being alpha all the time isn’t. Everyone wants to be an alpha until it’s time to do alpha sh@#.

  • @lakindugunasekara9814
    @lakindugunasekara9814 11 місяців тому +31

    Asmon is spot on how impressionable DB is for teenagers. Back in my school days every time DB posted on Instagram it's the topic of conversation.

  • @derekostrander8355
    @derekostrander8355 11 місяців тому +78

    Dude has worked out his whole life just to try to be bigger than his dad and he just can't. Daddy will never love you Dan, daddy only loves himself and money. It's ok buddy. It happens, put the creatine down.

    • @garrettmccullough2249
      @garrettmccullough2249 11 місяців тому +9

      Like father like son. He only loves himself and money as well.

    • @destytayzo77
      @destytayzo77 11 місяців тому +7

      Narcissist raising a Narcissist

    • @papiagua
      @papiagua 11 місяців тому +6

      Hey what's wrong with creatine!? 😡

    • @kyle6597
      @kyle6597 11 місяців тому +7

      @@papiagua Nothing really. I think it's the steriods that came with it. lol.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 11 місяців тому

      Asmon really hit the nail with that. Alpha bro incels all have daddy issues.

  • @Pleb.Destroyer
    @Pleb.Destroyer 11 місяців тому +22

    his barber trolled him hard after he asked for Sigma hair cut

  • @92mkd
    @92mkd 11 місяців тому +5

    I wear my great grandfathers service watch.
    It's simple it's resilient and it's sentimental.

  • @rannnoch
    @rannnoch 11 місяців тому +23

    I remember seeing that video of him throwing a girl off the roof into the pool below years ago... she missed the pool and broke her leg or something. rip liveleak

  • @TheSpicyLeg
    @TheSpicyLeg 11 місяців тому +22

    It’s not about preying upon mentally weak young men and boys. It’s about a generation that has no real male role models at home, that wants status, wealth, and women but don’t know how to acquire it.
    I was fortunate enough to be raised in a home with my father. I was taught to be honest, work hard, and seize upon opportunities when I earned them. I’m very comfortable financially but not wealthy like Tate and this guy flaunt. I have a great circle of friends and family, but I’m not internet famous. And while I always have a bunch of women around me, it’s because I have a wife and 5 daughters.
    If we want to stop the Dan Bilzerians of the world, we should start by demanding that fathers be in the home.

    • @patrickboian8545
      @patrickboian8545 11 місяців тому +3

      Damn living with 6 women sounds like hell lol. Congrats on the family.

    • @Torgomasta
      @Torgomasta 11 місяців тому

      Respect, SpicyLeg. Your dad sounds like a good man.

  • @bbcpfghs
    @bbcpfghs 11 місяців тому +3

    Bilzerians haircut is essentially “Draw Pauly D’s hair from Jersey Shore from memory, but make it sad”

  • @ddkj1
    @ddkj1 11 місяців тому +5

    15:15 Ignite's disposable pods are actually very common in Brazil, especially on big events there's always somebody selling

  • @ayron419
    @ayron419 11 місяців тому +7

    Some people unintentionally fill the internet dad role, which often is because they are a good person, whereas some strive to exploit people and kids lacking that role model in their life, which is pretty gross. You could intentionally try to fill that space in a positive way, but the examples mentioned like Dan, the tates, etc. are deplorable

  • @budoucikanalohrenafletnu8892
    @budoucikanalohrenafletnu8892 11 місяців тому +13

    the red face is quite common when athletes use certain performance enhancing substances, typically AS that force the body to overproduce red blood cells, increase blood pressure and combine it with anything that supports overall blood suply to the organism like vitamin B3 or other things, I am not saying this is the case, they may be using a color filter, he slept in the sun, anything possible is possible

  • @TidusfromZanarkand
    @TidusfromZanarkand 11 місяців тому +24

    I don't know what Dan Bilzerian was doing or why he was famous other than his appearance (I'm not sitting through a sunnyv2 video to find out either, I despise people who make that type of content) but I remember I saw him on a video from Martins Licis, a Strongman champion. He legit went to some famous gym along with an army of photographers, 2-3 half naked supermodels that hugged him all the time for photos, the man NEVER made a complement to Martins and looked straight up embarrassed when Licis was lifting x4 the weight he did with little effort, making him not the centre of attention . . I don't know if its frail ego, or just a social awkwardness situation when he is not 'doing his thing' but he is definitely not a 'chad' or cool guy in my eyes

  • @BeachLookingGuy
    @BeachLookingGuy 11 місяців тому +8

    I love how sunny calls what Dan was doing “a career”

  • @Vel0ciraptor
    @Vel0ciraptor 11 місяців тому +26

    I have to stick up for watches and watch wearers. I design, build, and restore my own watches. The history behind how every design detail in watches has evolved is amazing to me. Brushed vs polished cases, crown sizes, bezel utility, etc. Don’t even get me started on the intricacies of the movements and mechanical engineering that goes into creating these masterpieces. Even to this day we are still improving on mechanical timekeeping. As a fashion item it completes an outfit. Cherry on top. Every morning I choose, set, and wind my watch. This ritual connects me with the watch and I recognize it as my memento mori (my reminder that my time is limited and to make the most of every second). Lastly, wearing a watch for me is about removing the potential distraction of my phone. So often just “checking the time” on a phone can lead to opening it to check social media apps and then mindlessly scrolling. Being able to check the time on my wrist while avoiding phone interaction is important to me. Not to mention, in a social setting (like at a dinner or something) getting your phone out to check the time will be seen as far more rude than making a quick glance (that most won’t even notice) at a wrist watch to check the time. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

    • @I3uzzKillinton
      @I3uzzKillinton 11 місяців тому +4

      Ok so it sounds like you know your stuff. In terms of precision time keeping and the level a technical skill in the assembly is there a major difference between a £200 watch and a £20,000 watch.

    • @666MaRius9991
      @666MaRius9991 11 місяців тому +2

      @@I3uzzKillinton No you won't even notice the diference in the precision.It's just jewelry man something that looks nice.

    • @Vel0ciraptor
      @Vel0ciraptor 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@I3uzzKillinton With $200-$500 automatic/mechanical watches, you are usually either getting a Seiko (NHx), a Citizen (Miyotaxxx) movement, a Seagull (usually if its a mechanical chronograph), or a clone or slightly modded version of another ETA movement. These movements can all be adjusted to be very very accurate. The main thing though is that accuracy tends to fall off if not adjusted regularly because those movements are more prone to things like temperature changes and electromagnetic fields from technology changing how the small parts inside the movement interact with each other. Another thing to note is since these movements are mass produced on such a large scale and placed in watches by microbrands, a lot of quality control has to be sacrificed to meet production quantity as well as they aren't always regulated to peak accuracy before being placed into a watch you get right out of the box. Often you can open a sub $500 watch after buying it and then tune it to it's peak accuracy. To the average person though, it doesn't really matter if your watch is running 2 seconds faster at the end of the day. Chances are you didn't move enough to charge the power reserve and it's dead and has to be rewound and reset the next day anyways. More expensive watches have many components that make them worth that much. They are usually movements that are more complex, far more accurate, regulated to their peak performance by certified professionals before being sent to store shelves at stores that are approved dealers for those watch brands. They are usually more resistance to temperatures or EMF, have higher power reserves to stay running consistently within seconds a month or even year, and if serviced regularly, can run FOREVER because all the parts are made with special materials or treated to not corrode. Not to mention a lot of expensive watches are made from precious metals (rose/white/yellow gold, platinum) that don't corrode and those materials aren't cheap. More expensive watches also meet certain certification standards. That means each watch has to go through many (not cheap) regulated and approved rigorous tests and pass them all to receive the certification. Lastly, expensive watches usually have at least a few hand made/finished components. The skill and hours someone has to put in to accomplish this can be mind blowing to witness or read about. Sometimes a person who hand finishes watches for these companies only completes a couple of those watches a year. He needs to make a living wage. That goes into the cost of the watch. The reasons go on and on, but unfortunately the people affording these watches don't know or care about these things and buy them as a Flex. This is what inflates what should be a $10k-$20k watch to sell for $80k, making the enthusiasts dream of owning one far less attainable.

    • @I3uzzKillinton
      @I3uzzKillinton 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Vel0ciraptor fascinating world I know nothing about. That's for the quick overview. it's interesting that over priced watches are over priced but not by nearly as much as I thought. There is a lot of value I wasn't aware of.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 11 місяців тому +1

      Gay. Lol jk nah that's awesome dude.

  • @lusca_costa
    @lusca_costa 11 місяців тому +6

    he walked so andrew tate could walk

  • @salteadog33
    @salteadog33 11 місяців тому +11

    Looks at Dan…
    Looks at Dan’s dad…
    …who tf was Dan’s mom? An amazon?
    (Look up Dan without a beard and it makes more sense.)

  • @blakelegrice8219
    @blakelegrice8219 11 місяців тому +3

    dans hair looks like a cross between a coffee table and a waterfall out the back

  • @amphipathy-2710
    @amphipathy-2710 11 місяців тому +2

    I wear a cheap digital watch because it was a common thing around where I live that someone would walk up, ask you for the time, and people who didn’t know better would pull out their phone and it would immediately get snatched

  • @34口2fds蛋トマgs
    @34口2fds蛋トマgs 11 місяців тому +58

    Imagine having a dad who knows how to run a frigging business. Being born with a silver spoon is not just about the money, it is about having parents with a ton of knowledge and wisdom.

    • @dawsonleding7051
      @dawsonleding7051 11 місяців тому +2

      100 percent. I would be nowhere without my parents knowledge.

    • @kyle6597
      @kyle6597 11 місяців тому +11

      His Dad ran a sketchy/ripoff company so he is the product of a thief in reality.

    • @uncoiledfish2561
      @uncoiledfish2561 11 місяців тому +1

      A good mindset is better than money I say. Although I don’t understand the hate. Screw these people because they had decent parents??? 🤨🤷‍♀️ What?

    • @KingSkeletor
      @KingSkeletor 11 місяців тому +10

      did he know how to a run a business? because a court said he isnt allowed to anymore lol

    • @neveridle
      @neveridle 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@uncoiledfish2561 Your conclusion doesnt have anything to do with what Failure said

  • @shadow12k
    @shadow12k 11 місяців тому +4

    1:07 that’s the Bert. It’s a classic on Sesame Street.

  • @jacobfromallstate4963
    @jacobfromallstate4963 11 місяців тому +7

    All this dude did was have a good jaw, a thick beard, and a ton of dad's money. All luck and people pretend he grinded for it 😂

    • @tomc4192
      @tomc4192 11 місяців тому

      Has anyone actually seen his jaw?

  • @memorycard1000
    @memorycard1000 11 місяців тому +43

    That's a 65 million dollar house but Trumps Maralago is 18 million??? Rrright...🤣

    • @Prockski
      @Prockski 11 місяців тому +15

      A quote for you:
      “Three years ago, his lawyers agreed in a tax filing that Mar-a-Lago was correctly valued by the county at $26.6 million. That assessment was based on the fact that Mar-a-Lago is deed restricted as a club, and isn’t listed as a private residence, which would have vastly improved its value. While paying those down-to-earth taxes, Trump has been valuing the property at between $426.5 and $612 million in other legal filings, “an overvaluation of at least 2,300 percent, compared to the assessor’s appraisal,” the New York judge in his ongoing civil fraud trial noted.”
      So the options are he either lied to the government to pay less taxes or he lied about the value to secure loans to the bank. We just have to pick which lie we accept. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @pamukpicker
      @pamukpicker 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Prockski"I had nothing to do with my son's business"
      How about this lie?

    • @buzzsawkhan
      @buzzsawkhan 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@Britishthetitan Or, alternatively, realize that Banks and Tax assesssors may be using very different metrics for valuation, which is not normaly controversial when someone isn't named Trump.

    • @chauncey33
      @chauncey33 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@buzzsawkhan Trump isn't going to see this dude, you can stop trying to protect him.

    • @chauncey33
      @chauncey33 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ProckskiThe reality is both

  • @rottentherogue
    @rottentherogue 11 місяців тому +6

    Totally agree about not wearing a watch! The native American Indians said that the watch was the white man's handcuffs

    • @CrySomeMorePlease
      @CrySomeMorePlease 11 місяців тому +6

      The ones who lost? Lmao. Yeah I don’t really care what they had to say about anything

  • @RovinTan
    @RovinTan 11 місяців тому +2

    He is the Steven Segal of the 2010s. He stared in an OK action movie and he got the part because he use ignite to finance the production.

  • @McBillyBoy
    @McBillyBoy 11 місяців тому +76

    He was always bound to fail, it just took awhile for people to catch him RED handed

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 11 місяців тому

      What does a red hand symbolise?

    • @quinskii001
      @quinskii001 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Dargonethguilt

    • @abyssalnothingness
      @abyssalnothingness 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Dargonethto catch someone red handed means to catch them in the act

    • @Philip_Taylor
      @Philip_Taylor 11 місяців тому

      @@abyssalnothingness To elaborate: to find them with blood on their hands making it clear who the culprit is.

    • @DunDeeoZ
      @DunDeeoZ 11 місяців тому +1

      Not sure if he really did fail. Doesn't he like still have over $100 mil? It clearly pays off to be a crook.

  • @robwest5457
    @robwest5457 11 місяців тому +2

    Dans dad is no nice guy, he was one of the original “raiders” from the 80s. If you’ve never seen the movie Wallstreet you should, for many lessons to learn, but he was one of a few super powerful nyc business moguls like the movies main character Gordon Gekko.

  • @coldnoodles2951
    @coldnoodles2951 11 місяців тому +3

    1:44 idk man, a 65$ mansion could do me a lot of good rn

  • @Guy_LeDouche_
    @Guy_LeDouche_ 11 місяців тому +1

    “Well who likes a bitch?!” - Asmondgold. I’m weak 💀💀

  • @irekaias
    @irekaias 11 місяців тому +3

    The saddest thing is that Dan Bilzerian is Andrew Tate 0.9 and we don't call Andrew Tate Dan Bilzerian 2.0

  • @williamgreen2796
    @williamgreen2796 11 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact. I’ve been to his house bc my uncle knew him and I played that werewolf game in his game room. It was a wild experience.

  • @piotrjeske4599
    @piotrjeske4599 11 місяців тому +4

    My dad, 63 at the time, got this haircut just as he was getting his 3ed divorce and Mrs nb4 was with twins on the way.

  • @AaronBGaming
    @AaronBGaming 11 місяців тому +2

    Anyone remember the las vegas mass shooting? Dan decided this was a great time for a PR video so he got someone to film him runing around and then he LITERALLY went up to a cop whos taking cover and was repeatedly asking for him to give him a gun he can help 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnliptak7764
    @johnliptak7764 11 місяців тому +4

    "You don't even need a bed frame"😂

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere 11 місяців тому

      Asmon is of the people.

  • @rauusu
    @rauusu 11 місяців тому +2

    The saddest part sbout the internet dad economy is that there is such a market demand for it

    • @whatthehirsch7385
      @whatthehirsch7385 11 місяців тому

      Single mothers raising boys. These becoming criminal, no orientation, easy to brainwash.

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 11 місяців тому +5

    Its telling with these guys that the number one way they can help you is by selling you a 5k$ course on being a man. If they truly wanted to help it would be basically free everywhere.

    • @anhiirr
      @anhiirr 11 місяців тому

      its bc it is free....you put your food on your plate/table and pay the bills....nobody else/no amount of information will. Thats like one of the first lessons and ppl that havent been in a situation where its affecting their physical and mental health....are the kinds of ppl that can "AFFORD" to develop a drug addiction or afford to "suffer" while most ppl do everything they can to insulate themselves from being down bad or to grow from the nothing they could provide for themselves into something/someone with dignity.

  • @RubenGugis
    @RubenGugis 11 місяців тому +2

    He's laundering his fathers stolen money is what I first though years ago when I heard about this crook.

  • @killjoy004
    @killjoy004 11 місяців тому +3

    Lol I remember getting laughed at for saying Dan was fake. How times change

  • @MundoEspecial.
    @MundoEspecial. 11 місяців тому

    I can't speak for all of South America, but in Brazil, indeed, the ingnite vaper is the most sold. It's so popular that a good portion of the market consists of replicas. An interesting fact is that most consumers don't even know who Dan Bilzerian is or that, abroad, they sell marijuana-based products.

  • @dietcans
    @dietcans 11 місяців тому +5

    He got the Mushroom Cut

  • @Deathworg1
    @Deathworg1 11 місяців тому +1

    Some people like watches but this kind of person almost assuredly sees watches as you see store mounts, except that he probably likes the concept of something like store mounts.

  • @ScareGamesChannel
    @ScareGamesChannel 11 місяців тому +35

    The only crime he commited in my opinion is skipping leg days

    • @grafgrafgavgav
      @grafgrafgavgav 11 місяців тому +11

      did you just unironically copy the top comment of the video he reacted to?

    • @SolidShinoda
      @SolidShinoda 11 місяців тому +7

      @@grafgrafgavgav No, he did it Ironically.

    • @ScareGamesChannel
      @ScareGamesChannel 11 місяців тому +1

      yes. I did.@@grafgrafgavgav

    • @ScareGamesChannel
      @ScareGamesChannel 11 місяців тому +5

      yes.
      @@SolidShinoda

    • @e-naa4118
      @e-naa4118 11 місяців тому +1

      It's very common. People don't have opinions they just want attention.@@grafgrafgavgav

  • @soraactualize5464
    @soraactualize5464 10 місяців тому +1

    man myrone from fresh and fit must be punchin air rn. that was his idol.

  • @NorthGhost539
    @NorthGhost539 11 місяців тому +5

    He always bothered me, a great example of how you can be rich, famous, be in great shape and still be a complete loser with no respect.

    • @yanooo2007
      @yanooo2007 11 місяців тому

      I think you just hating lol

  • @vincineratev9183
    @vincineratev9183 11 місяців тому +1

    Stupid people makes normal people becomes smart people.

  • @Baywire
    @Baywire 11 місяців тому +3

    18:20 As a watch enthusiast, it's not just about being able to tell the time. People collect and wear watches for all sorts of reasons, he likely wore them for the status of owning a Rolex, AP, JLC, Patek, or other expensive luxury brand. But generally speaking people wear watches like that for the mechanics inside the watch and other intangibles (even if they aren't very expensive). It's like, yes, old cars aren't as fast or efficient as newer cars, Ferrari's from the 70/80's have less horsepower than most cars made in 2023. It's not about the horsepower.

  • @PhilosophicalDrummer
    @PhilosophicalDrummer 10 місяців тому +1

    This is amazing when it comes to showing that Money doesn't buy happiness if you don't have the education, the intellect, philosophy and mindset to appreciate all those things you buy.
    He wasted all this money yet was a slave of it and never truly felt accomplished.

    • @PhilosophicalDrummer
      @PhilosophicalDrummer 10 місяців тому

      Rich Poor minded people will always go towards Vanities while rich people with a composed mind will know what to do with their money.

  • @Madly_Zen
    @Madly_Zen 11 місяців тому +3

    Ah man, this guy was the Andrew Tate for people who went to highschool the last few years. It was just less socially accepted to be a douche like him.
    But we might’ve gotten lucky, my niece is in grade school and even she has classmates who like Andrew Tate 💀

    • @anhiirr
      @anhiirr 11 місяців тому

      all this bs is no different than bs like the "VIEW" for women....just "content" for ppl with no job/life to consume and project/emulate as a form of self fulfilling prophecy bc they wont ever have an actual thing/life to invest their time into. Most ppl actually working/providing for their life or actually putting in work in school/graduate school werent consuming HEAPS of content like tate or even back to DAN etc...Even at times with no job/a loser etc with no life i was more akin to consuming stuff like MDE/funny or die/ted talks etc. Like most ppl with an acute/internet aspect of literacy....ppl like DAN appeal to ppl with no social/internet etc LITERACY/NORMIES. Cant say im not surprised that both DAN and TATE exist/had their peaks and so on. Not remotely Were living in a world where the "youth" etc next revolution "CLASS" is obsessed with emulating/past styles/caricatures. THUS proving their lack of vision/perspective of their own to bring to the table...the providing class has the META DATA/LIVE phone/bug data access to implore this into an entire class/set. Too bad ECHELON already rigged the game.

  • @LiamR90
    @LiamR90 11 місяців тому +1

    He must have spent time with Goggins and got out in check. Notice that he thought social media was cringe and stopped using it at the same time Goggins did a foreword on his book.

  • @Reddude24
    @Reddude24 11 місяців тому +1

    He wasn't a hero at the LV shooting, police told him to get the hell out of there.

  • @Albrecht87
    @Albrecht87 11 місяців тому +9

    That's a Sigma haircut for sure. Lol.

  • @bagalas87
    @bagalas87 11 місяців тому +1

    The girls are not payed, they are invited on the house, so their housing, food, drink, and basicly every need they might have is paid for. They do not need to be payed above all that. After their 2 week "job" ended they will get refered to other similar men, or model agencies, often, some adult agency.

  • @darksider2903
    @darksider2903 11 місяців тому +3

    Andrew Tate will fall too in time. Arrogance, lust and ego will always be the downfall. Also Dan will get executed in North Korea with that hairstyle 😅

  • @H0LL0WHearteD
    @H0LL0WHearteD 11 місяців тому +2

    i never knew about this guy not even when i was a kid or 14. and i would be happy being almost 30 (actual 29) never knowing this dude existed since it would never impact my life in any way

  • @-hunt-6225
    @-hunt-6225 11 місяців тому +3

    I mean dude lived the life for years and incels are happy he’s failed. Who cares tbh just worry about yourselves and not another man’s life lol.

    • @MrTimmyGT
      @MrTimmyGT 11 місяців тому +2

      😂 We found another dude who unironically calls himself a sigma lmao

  • @hourglas
    @hourglas 11 місяців тому +1

    "Status symbol". Exactly. Your so unsure of your status that you need a constant reminder for yourself and those around you.
    While people who know they got it, could care less.
    Hell, look at video games. Most People like to show off their skins and gear, but those that are really good like to go simple.

  • @meditationandhealthyliving9602
    @meditationandhealthyliving9602 11 місяців тому +7

    I mean, he's still rich, lol. Granted, a vapid, meaningless, soulless life of indulging in every hedonistic desire sounds like pure hell, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it a failure.

    • @sashalove83
      @sashalove83 2 місяці тому

      But how long will he stay rich if he can't create a successful business & his reckless spending?🤔

  • @stefandemerov8423
    @stefandemerov8423 11 місяців тому +2

    You know who else's father is a multimillionaire and essentially "bought" her entire career? Taylor Swift. People are so gullible. Money begets fame, not the other way around

    • @sashalove83
      @sashalove83 2 місяці тому

      The difference is that Taylor's father received a return on his investment( her being successful at her career)until Ike Dan's father.

  • @th3guard
    @th3guard 11 місяців тому +29

    His father was an official scammer.

  • @lastz5402
    @lastz5402 11 місяців тому +1

    watches can also be worn as a fashion statement like a bracelet etc,its part of the outfit

  • @ragzael1723
    @ragzael1723 11 місяців тому +4

    The same shirts confirm that Asmon is a millionaire 😂

  • @PsychedelicLasagna
    @PsychedelicLasagna 11 місяців тому +2

    I know the common perception is that all these types of guys' fans are children, and that's probably mostly true. But the sad reality is, I know three adult men, in their 30s that unironically still like and defend Andrew Tate.

    • @GNMbg
      @GNMbg 11 місяців тому +2

      they are children too but in adult bodies

  • @evghb
    @evghb 11 місяців тому +8

    If only this wasnt a SunnyV2 video. Would've been fun to watch.

  • @FriendlyHermit
    @FriendlyHermit 11 місяців тому +2

    I want a $65 mansion.

  • @WilsonWorld93
    @WilsonWorld93 11 місяців тому +6

    Do you think Dan's dad lives with him in the mansion or does he have his own mansion?

  • @ITzDaveXD
    @ITzDaveXD 11 місяців тому +2

    American's not realising their country is only rich BECAUSE of the wars that are constantly fighting is actually kind of hilarious.

    • @SauceyFredo
      @SauceyFredo 11 місяців тому +2

      This coming from British person is JARRING. have you been to the British Museum?

  • @ParmesanChase
    @ParmesanChase 11 місяців тому +7

    Asmond quietly let us all know he paid for pink sparkles all along!!!

  • @WeekendAtWillys
    @WeekendAtWillys 11 місяців тому +1

    Baldie is really watching Dan Bilzerian videos in 2023 instead of playing BG3. Unreal

  • @TheMageKnownasGothJesus
    @TheMageKnownasGothJesus 11 місяців тому +6

    Hefner shouldve been enough to show everyone these guys pay to have these women around, hefner literally always had bunnies with him, literally his employees 😂

    • @sashalove83
      @sashalove83 2 місяці тому

      Except the women went to Hefner & he paid them to work while Dan had to paid them to come & stay to be his pretend girlfriends. Big difference 😂

  • @erikcarrillo7378
    @erikcarrillo7378 11 місяців тому +1

    In defense of watches for the average Joe i'd say theyre pretty useful accessories to have on you. They give that extra little pop to an outfit especially if you wanna look dapper or youre trying to look professional. If you actually know how to read them theyre also better than a phone in alot of situations. I like to go for swims here and there and they can help you time your laps and not loose track of time. If you're biking or driving you dont usually have your phone within reach or you shouldnt atleast and a quick glance at your watch tells you the time better than a phone. I go out for hikes and usually put everything in my backpack for safe keeping and so nothing gets wet and if i need to know what time it is again the watch comes in handy. If im at the movies or church or having a conversation with someone again a quick glance is bwtter than pulling up your phone and checking the time, especially at the movies where your phone should be off but a glow in the dark dial is alot less conspicuous. Lets say the battery on your phone is super low and you really need to check the time lol you can save that little bit of charge by glancing at your watch real fast, maybe your phone is already dead lol. Alot of digital watches have stopwatch and timer features built in as well which i have actually founded uses for. Some people like myself also like the engineering and intricate detail that goes into watch making and having one on to look at and start up conversations is cool too. I know im missing some stuff but thats some of the reasons why i like to wear watches even though i have a phone.

    • @aedanryan
      @aedanryan 11 місяців тому

      Genuinely curious, how often do you need to know what time it is at the movies? I don't think I've ever been in a movie theater and wanted to see what time it was. I wonder if one's relationship to time and the amount of times one feels the need to check the time plays a role in wanting a watch. I have a pretty good sense of time and deliberately check the time pretty rarely throughout the day, so I'd never consider wearing one.

    • @erikcarrillo7378
      @erikcarrillo7378 11 місяців тому

      @aryan16145 To each their own my point is a phone doesn't make a watch useless. If im watching a movie I don't like I'll check my watch to see how much of it is left to sit through. For example I took my GFs lil brothers to watch Wish and about a half hour in I checked my watch to see how much longer I had to sit through it.

  • @Diddy_claps_Meek_Mill
    @Diddy_claps_Meek_Mill 11 місяців тому +3

    There is nothing sigma about tate and dan. sigmas are people like chris kyle, stone wall jackson, Theodore roosevelt, or our fathers the men who gave us life. I wouldn't take "sigma" course from someone who I couldn't trust with my investments and skips leg day.

  • @Findek
    @Findek 11 місяців тому +1

    "Detektyw Rutkowski" is the inspiration for Dan's haircut. Real person, which is hard to believe

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 11 місяців тому +9

    "who likes a bitch?" I've met plenty of girls who like me and I'm a skinny little bitch lol. For all the weak men out there who think they can't get any. You absolutely can.

    • @kimjrYT
      @kimjrYT 11 місяців тому +7

      that's because you're so damn cute

    • @MrSlowestD16
      @MrSlowestD16 11 місяців тому

      Lots of friends, eh? lol.
      Being a bitch vs being a man is more than just appearance. But if you're deficit in some areas, you best be making up for it in others. That's just how attraction works.

  • @PreshaOrion
    @PreshaOrion 11 місяців тому +1

    I wear a watch and own two decent watches. I also like to wear mine out and about as a symbol of adulthood. It's practical, looks nice, and a sign that I'm not married to my phone (as I'm not constantly scrolling social media or calling people). Both are analogue. But they serve a practical purpose: I'm not allowed to be on my phone at work unless it's an emergency and I have to constantly log times that certain events occur. His watch with it's rubber/plastic band probably cost 10x what mine cost, but mine looks better and has a purpose. Much like when our lives are compared side by side, his is flashy and expensive but mine... 😎

  • @Fodvorte
    @Fodvorte 11 місяців тому +5

    Asmon having never seen a mullet with buzzed sides is the biggest "go touch grass"-moment in a while.

    • @AHersheyHere
      @AHersheyHere 11 місяців тому

      That haircut is what Dave Chapelle had as the comedian in ‘Nutty Professor’.

  • @_Just_John
    @_Just_John 11 місяців тому +1

    Real millionaire watching a video about fake millionaire. How meta.

  • @NucCorp
    @NucCorp 11 місяців тому +3

    Yes

  • @brynjargigja
    @brynjargigja 11 місяців тому +1

    Money talks. Wealth whispers

  • @ApocalypseGuy1
    @ApocalypseGuy1 11 місяців тому +6

    Watches are basically like jewerly for men, except not cringe. Most women - especially more mature ones - love it when a man wears a good-looking watch. If you want to dress nicely as a guy, you really can't go wrong by wearing one (it doesn't have to be expensive, just dont wear some plastic piece of shit).

    • @dwtheman00
      @dwtheman00 11 місяців тому +1

      What’s the point of wearing a watch when I could just look at my phone to see what time it is?

    • @nicolaspace1182
      @nicolaspace1182 11 місяців тому +3

      Sounds gay bro.

    • @LudwigVaanArthans
      @LudwigVaanArthans 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nicolaspace1182kinda is. Sounds like gay cope, they bought watches and now need to explain how much women love them cause that's the only thing they can get value from a thing, by the amount of validation they get from the people they usually blame for society's failures
      Smol pipi energy

    • @kwerby3285
      @kwerby3285 11 місяців тому +2

      @@dwtheman00well that’s kind of the thing
      You and most men (myself included) think that same thought 😂
      You wear it because women like it, same as cologne, buying a nice car, having a nice apartment
      If you truly don’t care about attracting women, you get Asmongold

    • @dwtheman00
      @dwtheman00 11 місяців тому

      @@kwerby3285 Yeah but I would not get one that is extremely expensive, plus smart watches are pretty much replacing regular watches anyway.

  • @joshwittman6267
    @joshwittman6267 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude was just trying to become the next Bilzarianaire, but went broke instead.

  • @vioBFME
    @vioBFME 11 місяців тому +4

    Finally

  • @Hoi4o
    @Hoi4o 11 місяців тому +1

    Asmon, I dare say you've seen that haircut before. On Bert from the Muppets.

  • @skillfuldabest
    @skillfuldabest 11 місяців тому +5

    1:10 I literally can't trust anything this youtuber says after he called that awesome tweet from Bilzerian "rambling"

    • @johnthesecond19
      @johnthesecond19 11 місяців тому +1

      completely outed yourself in one sentence 😵‍💫

    • @skillfuldabest
      @skillfuldabest 11 місяців тому

      @@johnthesecond19 outed myself as what? As a right-winger? Common sense people are right-wing.

  • @Dr.Longest
    @Dr.Longest 11 місяців тому +1

    So glad he didn't mention Jordan Peterson. He has before and he is nothing like Tate or this dude. He actually did something with his life. I don't think he's perfect, but it's a totally different realm than these other guys.

  • @RowdyRafe
    @RowdyRafe 11 місяців тому +4

    Asmon's take on watches is an L

  • @roe5265
    @roe5265 11 місяців тому +1

    ITS GONNA BE BRIGHT EVERYWHERE!!! such a true statement