Trump REALLY Exaggerated His Wealth, Jimmy’s Pick for Supreme Court & Doocy’s Stupid Non-Questions

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  • @lspthrattan
    @lspthrattan 2 роки тому +272

    OH HELL YEAH ANITA HILL FOR SUPREME COURT JUSTICE! JIMMY YOU'RE A GENIUS!

    • @kaynickerson6138
      @kaynickerson6138 2 роки тому +10

      👍

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 2 роки тому +5

      subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65?
      I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come.
      Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.

    • @lspthrattan
      @lspthrattan 2 роки тому +13

      @@mikelytou Age IS a valid point to consider, but not the only one. I still think Anita Hill would make an excellent choice, and frankly he owes it to her (and honestly, all women) for the way he treated her during the Thomas confirmation hearings.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 роки тому +1

      Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy.

    • @lspthrattan
      @lspthrattan 2 роки тому +4

      @@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Actually it's more typical of our earnest desire to populate the court with highly accomplished individuals with a thorough knowledge of the Constitution and a desire to apply it fairly, rather than just play nothing but politics. Politics is a necessary evil, not the primary consideration. The real priority is in choosing the best person for the job, and I truly believe Anita Hill would fit the bill both in terms of qualifications and political considerations as well.

  • @hanagueen5535
    @hanagueen5535 2 роки тому +5

    Congratulations, we hope you stay with us for another 19 years, dear Jimmy🥰🌹🌺🙂🍀💐🇺🇸

  • @bluntedntoasted
    @bluntedntoasted 2 роки тому +283

    Happy 19th!!! What a great show. Thanks for all the memories over the years, And bless you for being a on the right side of history.

    • @brettjern3264
      @brettjern3264 2 роки тому +4

      On the right side of history?

    • @mrninja7157
      @mrninja7157 2 роки тому +1

      Could at least thrown in a few more pixels, could they not.

    • @B86432
      @B86432 2 роки тому +5

      Lol you sheep trying to destroy the country 🤣 how is that the right side of history

    • @Ghaleon42
      @Ghaleon42 2 роки тому +8

      @@B86432 lol cope

    • @Ghaleon42
      @Ghaleon42 2 роки тому +5

      @@brettjern3264 yup

  • @susanperkins1909
    @susanperkins1909 2 роки тому +1

    I love the look you had 19 years ago. What a sweet baby face. Now you have a wonderful kind man face and your sense of humor has never waivered. Thank you for the smiles and kindness

  • @kathleengallagher4833
    @kathleengallagher4833 2 роки тому +151

    McCain hit the nail on the head regarding Doocy

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 2 роки тому +1

      Everything he says is a lie.

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make 2 роки тому +27

    4:13 Ah, John McCain-remember how he saved Nakatomi Tower? Barefooted? Through glass? On Christmas Eve? An American legend. He could have been more had he only kept away from Sarah Palin.

  • @martica6755
    @martica6755 2 роки тому +18

    Happy Anniversary!!!
    Jimmy Kimmel YOU ROCK!!
    👏👏👏👏

  • @bkk53
    @bkk53 2 роки тому +49

    The clip of Senator McCain and Dush Bag I mean Doocy killed me😂😂😂😂..Senator McCain what a CLASS ACT MAN..RIP🙏

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 2 роки тому

    “Dip Schmidt” Bahahhaaahaa You are HILARIOUS Jimmy!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xaviermagnate
    @xaviermagnate 2 роки тому

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому +33

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! Happy Anniversary! 🤗💖💖💖

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому +502

    He also exaggerated his height, though curiously he underreported his weight, just as he underreported the value of his assets come tax time 😂

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 роки тому +30

      Lol, now those are facts! 🤣🤣

    • @harryjove6725
      @harryjove6725 2 роки тому +10

      PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL PREVAIL

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 роки тому +53

      @@harryjove6725 👻 oooo a scary keyboard warrior 👨‍💻

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому +34

      No sh*t Sherlock! Look at his hair - there is no way a rich man would have that weak comb over!

    • @lexuses3942
      @lexuses3942 2 роки тому +51

      @@harryjove6725 Former president

  • @runningdpm
    @runningdpm 2 роки тому +219

    God bless John McCain. Love him or hate him, he didn't hold back.

    • @simplybeautiful6498
      @simplybeautiful6498 2 роки тому +26

      I So Loved and Respected John McCain. He got off his sick bed to vote against one of Trump's choices - John walked down the aisle and gave a Thumbs Down 👎which is very symbolic to The Former Trump Administration...

    • @rendajones7368
      @rendajones7368 2 роки тому +14

      @@simplybeautiful6498 He did not support fascist including iQ45’s fascist regime.

    • @stevenfleming7769
      @stevenfleming7769 2 роки тому +1

      And,....look how good/smart
      Arizona is doing since his death.

    • @gerthmcnally2786
      @gerthmcnally2786 2 роки тому

      God bless Kyrsten Sinema

    • @NesQuik2258
      @NesQuik2258 2 роки тому +2

      Yes we know he sang like a bird when he was captured

  • @sophiew1967
    @sophiew1967 2 роки тому

    Happy 19 th anniversary Jimmy 🎂x

  • @Legolas1717
    @Legolas1717 2 роки тому +33

    James Adomian is insanely talented. Every character comes through in a way that makes sense and packs humor into every few seconds.

    • @robin31165
      @robin31165 2 роки тому +1

      SO TRUE!! 💯❗️

    • @tcg4111
      @tcg4111 2 роки тому +4

      I lost it at "flaps open like a civil war hospital tent and looser than a coal miner's teeth" 😆😆😆💀💀💀

  • @stephanieadams3747
    @stephanieadams3747 2 роки тому +354

    Anita Hill would be awesome on the Supreme Court!

    • @kaynickerson6138
      @kaynickerson6138 2 роки тому +11

      👍

    • @parrisprice5892
      @parrisprice5892 2 роки тому +25

      Clarence thomas would turn white....er, than his white wife

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou 2 роки тому +5

      Maybe so, but subbing out an 83-year old to sub-in someone who is already 65?
      I mean, the ONE thing that Trump (from an unbiased strategic point of view) did right, is he appointed YOUNG justices to the supreme court, therefore making sure that his hateful influence on the SC is there for decades to come.
      Of the current SCJ, Sotomayor was the oldest at the day of her appointment with 55 years old.

    • @beaksofeagles
      @beaksofeagles 2 роки тому +4

      Has everyone forgotten Joe Biden's role in the hearings about her accusations regarding Clarence? She hasn't. Jimmy should have done a bit more homework.

    • @catherinemacaskill1421
      @catherinemacaskill1421 2 роки тому +1

      Stephanie, that's an awesome idea. I watched the hearings in which Anita Hill testified.

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +61

    Trumpkin didn't come down from the private quarters until 11:00 am and never published his schedule so the American people would know what he was doing. Little Eric is a sad, sad boy.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому +8

      Egotistical Nursery Rhymes
      Donny, Donny pumpkin head
      Had a psychopath father named Fred
      Wanting to be just like his dad
      Followed him around as a wee little lad
      Little Donny was the runt of the litter
      Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter
      Until one day he was thrown off and banned
      He started waving his tiny little hands
      Blaming everyone for his own mistakes
      Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes
      He called himself the chosen one
      Election was stolen and he really won
      Pillow head Mike is overly excited
      Even though Donny's organization got indicted
      His empire of corruption is about to crumble
      Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble
      Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 роки тому +3

      The release they used was 'dump will make many calls and hv many meetings!'🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😵😵

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 2 роки тому

      For the 3 months after the 2020 election his schedule was a cut and paste, EVERYDAY and said, "The president will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and take many meetings."

    • @glennlrw
      @glennlrw 2 роки тому

      @@marshamariner7897 Which if you replace "dump" with Biden, sounds like what Psaki says in some pressers.

  • @skycloud7637
    @skycloud7637 2 роки тому +114

    Every time Peter Dufus gets slapped down...An Angel gets it's wings!

    • @markman613
      @markman613 2 роки тому +3

      You win the internet today!!

    • @franktripodi8586
      @franktripodi8586 2 роки тому +3

      Slapped down, half the time President cabbagehead never calls him and the other half his questions never get answered..

    • @q.e.d.9112
      @q.e.d.9112 2 роки тому +10

      @@franktripodi8586
      Jen Psaki slaps him down with grace and good humour at least once a week.

    • @bobwhite4671
      @bobwhite4671 2 роки тому +2

      @@q.e.d.9112 more like evades and lies.

    • @q.e.d.9112
      @q.e.d.9112 2 роки тому +3

      @@bobwhite4671
      Earth calling planet Weird. One of yours (serial code b0bW/hite) seems to have found its way here. Request you recover this unit for replanetriation and re-programming.
      CAUTION: UNIT MALFUNCTIONS.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 2 роки тому +1

    👏👏👏Jimmy!
    Thank you

  • @kevinbwillson4161
    @kevinbwillson4161 2 роки тому +9

    Jimmy I hope you never stop telling the truth about #45

    • @connie9492
      @connie9492 8 місяців тому

      Thank you! We all need this so bad!

  • @HeriEystberg
    @HeriEystberg 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you for taking my mind off of the constant stress I'm experiencing lately!

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 роки тому +50

    5:41 I saw a report by Keith Olbermann quite a long time ago where he investigated Trump's claimed wealth and concluded fairly convincingly that Trump was nowhere near as rich as he claimed and was very dependent at the time from the money he made doing that TV show.

    • @stevebaldwin7192
      @stevebaldwin7192 2 роки тому +1

      LOL and Olbermann is an unhinged lunatic that can't even keep a steady job in mainstream media.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +9

      @@stevebaldwin7192 Cult45 wants to talk "unhinged lunatics".
      Clever bunch, ain'tcha?

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +6

      My understanding is that 45 has been vastly exaggerating his wealth to get better financing terms, while simultaneously vastly underestimating it for tax purposes, for a very long time. In fact, he tricked Forbes into putting him on their "rich" list, and used that as a basis for the aforementioned, which snowballed into his Presidency.

    • @BishopWalters12
      @BishopWalters12 2 роки тому

      why does anyone care about Trumps wealth?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 2 роки тому +3

      @@BishopWalters12 Whatever Trump says, you can assume it's a lie until proven otherwise.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 2 роки тому +286

    I don't like the idea of lifetime appointments on the Supreme court. There's no accountability to the American People once they've been appointed. You would hope only people of outstanding moral fiber would even be considered for such an honor, but look how that turned out. Looking at you Mr. "I Like Beer." (Brett Kavanaugh).

    • @ronnieking3848
      @ronnieking3848 2 роки тому +41

      Not to mention Justice Clarence Thomas putting pubic hairs on Anita Hills soda can. Lovely pair those two make.

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 2 роки тому +10

      I agree

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 2 роки тому +7

      it often annoyed me why the US Govt keeps so many secrets from its people
      I GET IT NOW ...IT HAS ALL BECOME CLEAR ,I AM ENLIGHTENED

    • @tomsampson8084
      @tomsampson8084 2 роки тому +24

      The reason the Founders gave Supreme Court Justices lifetime appointments was to keep politics out of the Court. The idea being once they are in, they are not subject to political pressure. The accountability to the people you speak of comes down to who you vote for in Congress and President.

    • @echo5226
      @echo5226 2 роки тому +3

      That's the point. No accountability means no outside influence on what they decide on dummy. Sorry it's not working out in your best interest.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 2 роки тому +104

    You can always tell the quality of a person by the enemies they make.

    • @augmanify
      @augmanify 2 роки тому +1

      Absolutely, no wander Trump is so attacked

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 2 роки тому +3

      @@augmanify well you can also tell a person by the company they keep.
      So trump surrounds himself with yesmen/women, liars, cheaters, sycophants, grifters,
      and rudy Giuliani.

    • @fredrickhinojosa4568
      @fredrickhinojosa4568 2 роки тому

      No, no longer around, but under the ground, never make a sound! Mark, I'll take two over-easy!

  • @Seasidecc95437
    @Seasidecc95437 2 роки тому +3

    ….flaps open like a civil war tent. You got me good, laughed so hard. Thank you Kimmel writers.

  • @NPRGAdmin
    @NPRGAdmin 2 роки тому +19

    Anita Hill?! Brilliant!!!

  • @michaelaj9019
    @michaelaj9019 2 роки тому +307

    Yes! for Anita Hill as supreme Court Justice! 🙌🏾🎉👍🏾

    • @john90230
      @john90230 2 роки тому +8

      If they can't get Ms. Hill maybe try for Whoopi Goldberg.

    • @sizzlinghotnhere
      @sizzlinghotnhere 2 роки тому +18

      Yes, Anita Hill! Then maybe get that dirty Clarence Thomas and his insurrection supporter wife can get the heck on. His hands are guilty with his wife funding busses for the folks trying to stop the certifying of election.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 2 роки тому +9

      Oh Gawd, yes, a brilliant suggestion ! She is eminently qualified: just look at her curriculum vitae. About as qualified as a person could be.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 2 роки тому +7

      @Jeri Mason You are correct, Sir or Madam. And it wouldn't be.

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 2 роки тому +11

      @Jeri Mason did you watch the Brett Kavanaugh hearings!! 🤣🤣🤣 There’s less crying and screaming on a soap opera!! 🤣

  • @karenwhinesmore9347
    @karenwhinesmore9347 2 роки тому +20

    Happy Anniversary Jimmy!!! We love you! You're aging better than wine!!

  • @dpulte
    @dpulte 2 роки тому +4

    Jimmy, your unrequited love for DT after all this time is truly touching. Hugs.

  • @islandhawaiian81
    @islandhawaiian81 2 роки тому

    Thank , You love your show !

  • @lovelyskull3483
    @lovelyskull3483 2 роки тому +29

    19yrs, wow! Well done Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 роки тому +79

    Donnie always exaggerates the size of things...

    • @frankperino4215
      @frankperino4215 2 роки тому +11

      Stormy will tell us the truth!

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому +1

      @@frankperino4215 always trust a prostitute

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому +4

      @@sir_iosis6760 I'd trust a women who sold her as before I trust a trumpsucking magatterrorist who sold out their country

    • @fernze.6478
      @fernze.6478 2 роки тому +1

      They say guys with small mushroom tops like to drive big cars to compansate for their man hood..In this case he likes to make himself big to make up for his micro lil tucker..Why do you think he likes teenage girls..They dont know any better..

    • @tomvalveede6808
      @tomvalveede6808 2 роки тому +1

      @@fernze.6478
      Russian call girl says he's the
      Size of a Gherkin!
      That's why Trump in Big letters is found on all of his buildings.
      And why he wears those way
      Over-sized, Extra-long ties!
      LOL 😄😄😄

  • @TentinQuarantino_
    @TentinQuarantino_ 2 роки тому +18

    I went to the first show, outside at Hollywood and Highland. George Clooney and Snoop Dogg walked tipsily past me and slapped my hand, and I saw Gwyneth Paltrow on the roof of Mann’s Chinese Theatre watching Chris Martin rehearse. As a dorky hayseed who had just moved here from Washington state, I was giddy lol. I used my blocky little Nokia to text my family.

  • @lucyiraola5581
    @lucyiraola5581 2 роки тому

    I love you Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @Brandon-lx2yc
    @Brandon-lx2yc 2 роки тому

    Kimmel never misses‼️🤣

  • @earFront
    @earFront 2 роки тому +22

    47th ? Trump, you are not getting anything but a room in the "Big House".

    • @muddyfalcon
      @muddyfalcon Рік тому

      They have no intention of allowing this nation to go through another presidential election, this country will be nuked and you're a moron for not having a clue about it

  • @pauline_2373
    @pauline_2373 2 роки тому +23

    Some caddies really know how to wash balls 😂😂😂 I choked on my coffee!!!!

  • @mystronghand4038
    @mystronghand4038 2 роки тому +11

    You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT!

  • @Radiotron47
    @Radiotron47 2 роки тому +6

    CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY !! ❤❤ 🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @sherranthomas1101
    @sherranthomas1101 2 роки тому

    Great opener 😀.

  • @Myrddnn
    @Myrddnn 2 роки тому +285

    Not only would her on the bench be a hoot, but it would make all the right wingers' heads explode. I'm in!

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому +6

      “Hoot” … that sums up kimmels audience… lol

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 2 роки тому +16

      I would love to have her on scotus

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому +17

      @@sir_iosis6760 kkkeep kkkrying soreassed magatloser 😭🍷

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому +2

      @@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer why the kkk im not a democrat

    • @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer
      @BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer 2 роки тому +21

      @@sir_iosis6760 tell it to the trumper kkkultists carrying their cute little rebel kkkklan and kkkamp Auschwitz flags you guys used to goughe out cop eyeballs

  • @hazelanderson1479
    @hazelanderson1479 2 роки тому +19

    Love James Adomian! This character is almost as good as his impression of Mike Pillow!!

    • @fonkenful
      @fonkenful 2 роки тому +5

      Yup, he’s a treasure for sure; definitely looking forward to more from him.

    • @frankfratto
      @frankfratto 2 роки тому +4

      Came here to say that. He's great! Pretty sure most of that is improvised too.

  • @darthlazlo
    @darthlazlo 2 роки тому +188

    He said, “Dip Schmidt.” Kimmel again kills it. I’m dead.

    • @chrichri6793
      @chrichri6793 2 роки тому +7

      Killing it?? His ratings are literally free falling lol

    • @darthlazlo
      @darthlazlo 2 роки тому +3

      @@chrichri6793 thanks for the ratings update!

    • @chrichri6793
      @chrichri6793 2 роки тому +4

      @@darthlazlo you’re welcome Lazlo!! Hope you have a great day and let’s go Brandon

    • @morugofuzuoku2369
      @morugofuzuoku2369 2 роки тому

      Why are you here ?

    • @darthlazlo
      @darthlazlo 2 роки тому

      @@chrichri6793 whatever makes you feel better.

  • @dawsonanddaddy3514
    @dawsonanddaddy3514 2 роки тому

    I love this show. From Ireland

  • @mrx1333
    @mrx1333 2 роки тому +9

    Wow!! 19yrs! Congrats Jimmy! You're way better than the other Jimmy!!

  • @russianbluecat6865
    @russianbluecat6865 2 роки тому +17

    Anita Hill for SCOTUS! Perfect!

  • @professionalamatuer8064
    @professionalamatuer8064 2 роки тому +7

    10:44 - I checked and verified that both dogs are safe and unharmed.

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 2 роки тому +201

    If Peter Doocy can be a reporter, anyone can.

    • @chantel2021
      @chantel2021 2 роки тому +21

      Sad to tell you, Peter Doocy isn't a reporter. So...

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому +1

      I bet you drool when you type … just a “wild hunch”…

    • @randyevermore9323
      @randyevermore9323 2 роки тому +10

      Well, anyone whose pop works for the network.

    • @thedoog0106
      @thedoog0106 2 роки тому +1

      Like Jim Acosta

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis 2 роки тому

      I would grill any president what their facts smell like and turn it into a full-blown scandal.

  • @Shamustodd1
    @Shamustodd1 2 роки тому +1

    Pleasuring himself to Lou Dobbs! LOL whoever wrote that deserves a raise.

  • @UberLummox
    @UberLummox 2 роки тому

    "Mick" was comedy GOLD!!!!

  • @ashwinf12
    @ashwinf12 2 роки тому +67

    Mike Lindell as Detective Mick “Mickey” J. McSullivan was quite refreshing 😆

    • @drzecelectric4302
      @drzecelectric4302 2 роки тому +1

      Love this guy!

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому +2

      The Lindells are the heritors of the Sullivan bloodline. In fact, Mike was named after his grandfather, Mick

  • @raymondelmore8903
    @raymondelmore8903 2 роки тому +48

    The Anita Hill idea was comic gold!

  • @pannachawangkul585
    @pannachawangkul585 2 роки тому +34

    Thanks for keeping me laughing, Jimmy 🙏❤️

  • @dtsosie5836
    @dtsosie5836 2 роки тому +3

    During the onset of The Donald's presidential campaign he announced "I'm very rich" and we all know whatever he says it's usually 180 from what he tells the public

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith 2 роки тому +1

    Trump played more golf in his first six months than any other president in their entire term. Entire term!

  • @rhiannonrede
    @rhiannonrede 2 роки тому +14

    Yes, we love you & Guillermo.

  • @reading101
    @reading101 2 роки тому +17

    I needed the laughs tonight… thanks, Mr. Kimmel!

  • @andynn6691
    @andynn6691 2 роки тому +212

    Present day Jimmy looks a lot better than before 👍

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 2 роки тому +13

      Like good wine,friends and bookes.Keep getting Better when you continue to know Them.

    • @Lock2002ful
      @Lock2002ful 2 роки тому +11

      very true

    • @geeayy222
      @geeayy222 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah he's a fox now 🤩

    • @samcooper1761
      @samcooper1761 2 роки тому +1

      @@sinetteiversen9978 Ah yes, "bookes," and the joy of continuing to know them.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 2 роки тому +1

      I know, right?!?

  • @irishdivajeffries6668
    @irishdivajeffries6668 2 роки тому +1

    HAHA! 24 hours a day. Too funny!

  • @MorrisDugan
    @MorrisDugan 2 роки тому

    A lot of people are saying he has a negative net worth. And these people are smarter and ask better questions than Peter Doozie. (Yes, I know how his name is spelled, but I am correcting it.)
    Thank you for the McCain clip.

  • @tannerplummer1996
    @tannerplummer1996 2 роки тому +251

    The “This week in Florida” was actually cool. That man saved his dogs from a bear!

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +10

      He did not 😳

    • @peanutbutterdragon4105
      @peanutbutterdragon4105 2 роки тому +15

      It wasn't funny though his dogs could have been killed

    • @larryadams458
      @larryadams458 2 роки тому +26

      Looked like the dog ended up outside with the bear and the human barricaded the door. Don't know if the dog survived.

    • @Nicole14289
      @Nicole14289 2 роки тому +43

      Good news, it sounds like both dogs were not injured! I googled it the guys name is Walter Hickox and reports say the dogs are ok!

    • @Rocky-w5r
      @Rocky-w5r 2 роки тому +8

      Good They are okay because it looks like the second dog was outside.

  • @bethrichardson7335
    @bethrichardson7335 2 роки тому +165

    I agree wholeheartedly with nominating Anita Hill!

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 2 роки тому +10

      She definitely knows what people go thru.

    • @thomaslightner4397
      @thomaslightner4397 2 роки тому +4

      Her goal should just make it known that she wants to bed down Clarence’s wife would make sure he quit freeing up another badly needed seat.

    • @z.bongerman1062
      @z.bongerman1062 2 роки тому +8

      I think that she would be great. But I don't think she wants to look at grumpy Clarence Thomas' face 200 something days a year. I wouldn't. He's mean and insane.

    • @mosesg5223
      @mosesg5223 2 роки тому +1

      Never heard of him.

    • @CallMeGailyn
      @CallMeGailyn 2 роки тому +3

      I second the motion.

  • @DonnaPeck
    @DonnaPeck 2 роки тому +88

    Happy Anniversary! And today is my 70th birthday! I never realized your show launched on my birthday! Keep up the great work! ❤️😂❤️

    • @carmellitale-man2671
      @carmellitale-man2671 2 роки тому +11

      Donna Peck happy birthday

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 2 роки тому +9

      *Happy birthday & cheers from Mėxico!* 🇲🇽🏝️🍻😘😷

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 2 роки тому +8

      Happy birthday!

    • @samanthamariefreeman335
      @samanthamariefreeman335 2 роки тому +6

      Happy 70th Birthday Donna Peck!! Fellow Aquarian! My b'day is next week, Feb 1. (Got one year on ya, though - turning 71)

    • @hoozle
      @hoozle 2 роки тому +6

      Happy birthday from Ireland ❤

  • @salsaatrocitiesb1746
    @salsaatrocitiesb1746 2 роки тому

    I screamed YESSSSSSS when you said ANITA HILL. She is stronger than most human beings in this world.

  • @SWHBOYCE
    @SWHBOYCE 2 роки тому +1

    Doocy's douchie !When is trump going to be silent for a change ?

  • @adamjames5077
    @adamjames5077 2 роки тому +33

    James Adomian is a comedy genius with his impressions LOL

  • @graziellagrady4357
    @graziellagrady4357 2 роки тому +135

    Jimmy you are a genius, love Anita Hill as Supreme Court Justice.

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 2 роки тому +442

    Doocy isn’t a reporter but rather an internet troll given an in real life option

    • @alistairmackintosh9412
      @alistairmackintosh9412 2 роки тому +20

      Yeah, notice even the right isn't objecting to him being called stupid, just being called a sunuvabitch.

    • @buckhorncortez
      @buckhorncortez 2 роки тому +7

      Then you must simply love Jim Acosta...

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому +19

      Dropping a Doocy will now live in infamy.

    • @timtaylor9342
      @timtaylor9342 2 роки тому +13

      Libs with TDS.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому +30

      @@timtaylor9342 The only derangement lies with Trump. Do you need a hug like Eric?
      Egotistical Nursery Rhymes
      Donny, Donny pumpkin head
      Had a psychopath father named Fred
      Wanting to be just like his dad
      Followed him around as a wee little lad
      Little Donny was the runt of the litter
      Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter
      Until one day he was thrown off and banned
      He started waving his tiny little hands
      Blaming everyone for his own mistakes
      Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes
      He called himself the chosen one
      Election was stolen and he really won
      Pillow head Mike is overly excited
      Even though Donny's organization got indicted
      His empire of corruption is about to crumble
      Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble
      Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?

  • @anabaird3835
    @anabaird3835 2 роки тому +1

    Congratulations and Happy 19th yrs! Sure doesn't seem that long.🥰 You're the BEST (by far) Jimmy Kimmel ❤

  • @vernb64
    @vernb64 2 роки тому

    Happy anniversary from 🇨🇦

  • @Ou8y2k2
    @Ou8y2k2 2 роки тому +22

    James Adomian and James Austin Johnson are killing it with their impressions.

  • @sandrapass4787
    @sandrapass4787 2 роки тому +8

    Yes! Anita's Hill. Jimmy, you are a Genius.

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 2 роки тому +20

    I know the difference between you and Fallon, you're Funny! And you have good writers!

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому

      And also not an NFT grifting sellout. And knows how to display sincere human emotions. And isn't gutlessly trying to not offend anybody or take a stance on anything

  • @juremyclorkson3518
    @juremyclorkson3518 2 роки тому +1

    Seems like Dutch didn't make it to the Tahiti after all, he is still robbing trains. He just enjoys being an outlaw

  • @nem0160
    @nem0160 2 роки тому

    If the newsmax report wouldn't have made it on Jimmy's show the world wouldn't never notice. Rob Smicht who👀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EbikeAdventuresSD
    @EbikeAdventuresSD 2 роки тому +14

    So Trump said he’s the 45th and he plans to be the 47th so therefore he knows he lost the 46th

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 роки тому +3

      @Lexy Blu Be concerned with the electoral college votes. He lost the popular vote by the largest margins in modern day
      US presidential history.

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому

      Trump's mouth is still trying to acclimate to the doublethink

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +49

    We need a progressive qualified black Woman standing up for the issues that matter on the court

    • @aaronsakhai
      @aaronsakhai 2 роки тому +3

      How's Kamala working out? No thanks.

    • @mystronghand4038
      @mystronghand4038 2 роки тому +11

      @@aaronsakhai 👈😭😭😭 more MAGA KARENS

    • @usesrnaiyme
      @usesrnaiyme 2 роки тому +1

      @@DiaryOfaCell cope.

    • @usesrnaiyme
      @usesrnaiyme 2 роки тому +7

      @@aaronsakhai stay mad

    • @aaronsakhai
      @aaronsakhai 2 роки тому +2

      @@mystronghand4038 Oooh, I'm shaking.

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 2 роки тому +16

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates - 🎈

  • @80sChick80s
    @80sChick80s 2 роки тому +38

    Imagine having to live with the late Senator Hero John McCain asking you why you would ask such a stupid question and it's forever on video..... Goodnight Irene.

    • @maintainingmomentum
      @maintainingmomentum 2 роки тому +1

      Hero mccain ??? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ....you misspelled TRAITOR !!!

    • @Larez121
      @Larez121 2 роки тому +9

      @@maintainingmomentum LOL 😂 spoken like the blind follower of trump you are.

    • @johnarnold893
      @johnarnold893 2 роки тому +9

      @@maintainingmomentum Traitors are the people that drummed up Jan 6th.

  • @illyriumus2938
    @illyriumus2938 2 роки тому +7

    Anita Hill!!! 🤣😂 Please make it happen! I would love to see that Supreme Court telenovela.

  • @MrVanderwel
    @MrVanderwel 2 роки тому +19

    Whenever I go #2 I say I'm dropping a Doocy.

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 2 роки тому

      Me too only mine is a Doug Ducey. Lol

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому

      Your mom and cats must think you’re the funniest unemployed soy in the room…

    • @sir_iosis6760
      @sir_iosis6760 2 роки тому

      @@MsWarriordiva your 32 cats must be so proud…

    • @jeffreyromanowski7334
      @jeffreyromanowski7334 2 роки тому +2

      @@sir_iosis6760 Trump lost! Butthurt?

  • @stevewalston7089
    @stevewalston7089 2 роки тому +67

    What donnie exaggerated his wealth?!? One thing for certain, he totally exaggerated his intelligence with the same kind of rounding error.

    • @sophiew1967
      @sophiew1967 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

    • @sherylF5610
      @sherylF5610 2 роки тому +5

      I dunno. He may not have "traditional" intelligence but he sure was smart enough to dupe a freakin' large amount of people.

    • @jamberry8026
      @jamberry8026 2 роки тому +9

      @@sherylF5610 An earthworm has a higher IQ than the people trump duped! What?

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander 2 роки тому +4

      @@sherylF5610 dupe us how

    • @FrankDaBank25
      @FrankDaBank25 2 роки тому +1

      And yet hes already proven to be a far superior President over your lord and savior Biden 😂

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 2 роки тому +13

    Happy Anniversary Jimmy 🥰

  • @joefrascino4546
    @joefrascino4546 2 роки тому +1

    Sheesh they still can’t stop talking about him

  • @Worldswerth
    @Worldswerth 2 роки тому

    James Adomian is a national treasure.
    Surprised SNL hasn't scooped him up, but then he'd eclipse the rest of the cast.

  • @Pienimusta
    @Pienimusta 2 роки тому +57

    This actor just keeps killing it from sketch to sketch. Give him already an Oscar!

    • @alexanderson7101
      @alexanderson7101 2 роки тому +2

      Sure, but his old timey detective voice just sounds like Mr. Krabs

    • @audio323
      @audio323 2 роки тому +6

      @@alexanderson7101 i distinctly heard some My Pillow talk in there

    • @Brad4Ellis
      @Brad4Ellis 2 роки тому +4

      James Adomian.

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому +2

      Who do you mean? That was the My Pillow guy's grandfather, wasn't it?

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 2 роки тому

      You mean an Emmy?

  • @adrienned5548
    @adrienned5548 2 роки тому +5

    that guy that fought off a bear for his pups ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @atimko123
    @atimko123 2 роки тому +21

    I think we all figured out by now that the train detective is the my pillow guy... what a great character actor he is ...so funny

  • @alexkonez6832
    @alexkonez6832 2 роки тому

    That's real security!

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 2 роки тому

    Jimmy, challenge Newsmax to either have you on there live or that reporter to come on your show … and *talk non stop about Dominions lawsuit* and The Big Lie.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 2 роки тому +53

    Happy 19th Anniversary, Jimmy!
    Get Matt Damon on as a guest for your 20th Anniversary. 😄
    🎉🎆👏🍻

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 роки тому +2

      Tell him that fortune favors the bold, not the brave.
      Also, cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme.

  • @jennifercoleman6218
    @jennifercoleman6218 2 роки тому +39

    When republicans are reporting about what late night host joke about you know they got NOTHING real to talk about

    • @chrishoefer9732
      @chrishoefer9732 2 роки тому +5

      Seems like lots of news outlets freaking out about Rogan lately.

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity 2 роки тому

      @@chrishoefer9732 There's a difference between criticizing the most viewed media personality spreading potentially lethal misinformation, and getting triggered by a late night comedy routine

    • @chrishoefer9732
      @chrishoefer9732 2 роки тому

      @@cosmosofinfinity I don't mind criticizing the mis quotes, and when they lie is a problem. Ironically driving more people to Rogan's platform.

  • @MicheleEngel
    @MicheleEngel 2 роки тому +44

    Anita Hill was the first person I thought of, too, as Biden’s Supreme Court nominee. Oh, the irony! I would LOVE it! Especially because Biden was a high profile critic of hers during Clarence Thomas’s nomination hearings. Biden OWES her this nomination!

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 роки тому +2

      Way too old. The whole point is to replace the retiring geezer with someone young who will sit on the court for decades. Perfect example of how Democrats get distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel 2 роки тому

      @@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou Replacing Breyer is NOT "the whole point." Putting a qualified black woman on the Court is the main priority, and a relatively young nominee would be the icing on the cake.
      Hill could easily be there for two decades. How many decades would you like to require as a minimum? And what guarantees that a 45-year old nominee won't get killed in a car or plane accident or by cancer or some other disease within the first five years of her presence on the Court?
      Actually, I think some of the other potential nominees being discussed are probably more qualified than Ms. Hill (who has never served as a judge), and we don't even know if she wants the job (she's currently a professor and social activist).
      Regardless of all that, you have no idea who I am or whether I'm "distracted by impractical idealism while Republicans prioritize political strategy," so you can drop your patronizing tone at the door.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 роки тому

      @@MicheleEngel Brett Kavanaugh was 53 when he became a SCOTUS justice in October 2018. Amy Coney Barrett was 48 when she became a SCOTUS justice in October 2020. Republicans would LOVE Biden to appoint a 65-year-old. For context, Clarence Thomas is the longest-serving justice and started when he was 43 back in 1991, and the oldest starting age of any current SCOTUS justice is 55 (Stephen Breyer, Samuel Alito, and Sonia Sotomayor all started at that age). The three currently youngest SCOTUS justices are ALL Trump appointees-Amy at 50, Neil at 54, and Brett at 56. There are currently three living retired SCOTUS justices, and they retired between the ages of 69 and 82. Why potentially forfeit one or two decades to one of Trump's minions when you don't have to?

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel 2 роки тому

      @@MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou I am not unaware of the argument that you are making. Nor am I opposed to it; I said that a younger justice would be icing on the cake. Nor am I insisting that Anita Hill be the nominee. But I am suggesting that disqualifying someone solely on the basis of her age is neither necessary nor wise nor just. It appears that you are the idealist on this particular issue.
      And when it comes right down to strategy, where is the concerted effort on the part of the Democrats to a) expand the number of seats on the Supreme Court AND b) impose terms limits (lifetime appointments in this day and age are not what they were back in the 18th Century)?
      There is no one perfect answer here, so we push for as much progress as possible. It appears that this battle can (and should?) be fought on more than one front.

    • @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou
      @MayTheSchwartzBeWithYou 2 роки тому

      @@MicheleEngel Expanding the number of seats on the Supreme Court would simply open the floodgates for manipulation. It seems like Democrats often have a short memory and forget that when they knock down such barriers, they knock down such barriers for Republicans, too. If Democrats can expand the Supreme Court from 9 to 12 (or whatever), what's preventing the next Republicans from simply adding as many additional seats as s/he needs to in order to reestablish a conservative majority? Expanding the Supreme Court would be a short-term solution with long-term unintended consequences. As for lifetime appointments, I don't see how the short-term focus demonstrated in Congress is any better. The whole point of lifetime appointments is to remove the incentive for justices to care about what anyone else thinks. If they have to think about their exit opportunities (which could be quite lucrative), you can guarantee that is going to compromise their judicial independence.

  • @tsam3338
    @tsam3338 2 роки тому

    Congrats on 19th Anniversary! No surprise re: Trump what's more scary is what we'll (gov't or public) never know.

  • @arcanondrum6543
    @arcanondrum6543 2 роки тому

    Actually, the Pinkerton Agency was also associated with destroying resistance to Robber Barons. I have a couple of the Plutocracy videos on my most prominent Playlist where the Pinkerton Agency is exposed in detail.

  • @EmmettHoops
    @EmmettHoops 2 роки тому +34

    Happy anniversary, Jimmy! You're a national treasure.

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 2 роки тому +143

    I've always said there's not enough 19th century railroad humor in late night television. Thanks, JKL, for addressing this important issue.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 роки тому +12

      I, personally, appreciated the many era-accurate references to various aspects of sexual activity at the time.

    • @LavenderPassage
      @LavenderPassage 2 роки тому +11

      Norm Macdonald would have loved it.

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl 2 роки тому +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Nothing worse than anachronisms in erotica.

    • @princesssprinklesthecat4192
      @princesssprinklesthecat4192 2 роки тому

      Jedi knight luke?

  • @lab4389
    @lab4389 2 роки тому +17

    Anita Hill. That’s a great idea. 😂

  • @alexkonez6832
    @alexkonez6832 2 роки тому

    Look at them raising the alarms

  • @albertod6770
    @albertod6770 2 роки тому

    That’s something nobody knew…🤣🤣😂