Gaetz Faces Explosive Allegations, Trump Spills Top Secret Info & Lindell’s Got Money Trouble

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2023
  • It’s been unseasonably hot here in Hollywood this week, our very own Aunt Chippy made an appearance on “The Golden Bachelor,” ABC has already given the green light to another Bachelor spinoff, Matt Gaetz is the least popular guy in Congress right now and several GOP lawmakers want to get rid of him, Trump is being floated as a possible Speaker, Donny reportedly shared classified information with a guy at Mar-a-Lago, and we talk to MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell (James Adomian) who claims the IRS is trying to shut down his call centers.
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  • @amcmartin
    @amcmartin 8 місяців тому +840

    Matt Gaetz has a major problem ... and a minor problem

    • @Mshi-
      @Mshi- 8 місяців тому +8

      17 isn’t that bad

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 8 місяців тому +21

      aaaaaaand a herpes problem.

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Mshi- unless youre 16

    • @ce7768
      @ce7768 8 місяців тому +5

      Loool 😂

    • @Sweettooth25
      @Sweettooth25 8 місяців тому +49

      @@Mshi-it is if you’re in your 30s. He’s old enough to be her dad. I don’t think you’d want your 17 yr old with some man that’s pushing 40.

  • @dameoftruth4022
    @dameoftruth4022 8 місяців тому +155

    Mike Pillow and Ghouliani lost it all for a traitor who couldn't care less about them.

    • @Palidor19
      @Palidor19 8 місяців тому +14

      You can hear the desperation in Lindel’s voice

    • @pyrmontbridge4737
      @pyrmontbridge4737 8 місяців тому

      Exactly. Only Trump will survive because he has more financial resources.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 8 місяців тому +1

      And yet follower’s remain loyal!?

    • @emilyfeagin2673
      @emilyfeagin2673 8 місяців тому +8

      They wouldn’t have “ lost it” if they had strength of character to begin with

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love 8 місяців тому +8

      Neither one of them can pay their legal bills and trump isn't helping them at all. What does it take for them to realize trump is all about trump and ONLY trump!!!

  • @wadehoffmann4067
    @wadehoffmann4067 8 місяців тому +38

    This Lindell impersonator is amazing! Dude, you freaking nail it every time!!

  • @onslaughtvanquish
    @onslaughtvanquish 8 місяців тому +26

    Ive never laughed so hard watching Jimmy, holy crap. That Golden Retriever bit was amazing. I nearly passed out.

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings 8 місяців тому +211

    Gaetz's behavior is less mature than his dating history.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 8 місяців тому +10

      Funny but so creepy. He's not helping .

    • @V3x0r
      @V3x0r 8 місяців тому +6

      That is horrifyingly accurate statement.

  • @jessiek3500
    @jessiek3500 8 місяців тому +87

    How did gaetz not go to prison

    • @Sweettooth25
      @Sweettooth25 8 місяців тому +7

      Apparently the age of consent in the girls state is 16 or 17. Still wrong

    • @starsalign9336
      @starsalign9336 8 місяців тому

      @jessiek I was wondering the same thing. His buddy was convicted who helped traffic the underage girl across state lines, but there was clear proof including receipts that Gaetz also trafficked her. Odd Gaetz hasn’t been indicted yet. I read that Garland was told to hold off on charges against Gaetz. Smacks of two tiered justice system (like Rump all these years who got away with 50 some years of fraud and grift, etc.)

    • @chrishowgill888
      @chrishowgill888 8 місяців тому +2

      Wait...

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 8 місяців тому +7

      Rich daddy

    • @edwardrichardson7076
      @edwardrichardson7076 2 місяці тому +2

      His Rich Daddy paid off the right people. But Matt was still guilty.

  • @SaneCatLady429
    @SaneCatLady429 8 місяців тому +105

    In times like this we need a good laugh! Thank you Jimmy.

    • @monpayscanada
      @monpayscanada 8 місяців тому

      I have a laugh for you…. I will marry Mike Lindell f he can redo my 1971 raised ranch in Ct and my 2 bed 2 bath condo in FL.

    • @beeell8017
      @beeell8017 8 місяців тому +1

      Bot

  • @marciabentley9557
    @marciabentley9557 8 місяців тому +44

    I just about died laughing on the Mike Lindell bit. 🤣🤣🤣 Give that writer and actor a raise!

    • @pharoahzeus
      @pharoahzeus 8 місяців тому +3

      😂 same here lol had me at the end 🤣

    • @steelermill
      @steelermill 8 місяців тому +3

      They just came off strike for that very thing.

    • @slylockdefox246
      @slylockdefox246 8 місяців тому +1

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @s.z.6200
    @s.z.6200 8 місяців тому +73

    Expel Gaetz from the House

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 8 місяців тому +5

      Is his case still open in Florida? The investigators need to start asking his “co-workers “!

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 8 місяців тому +3

      bu- but but isnt he a "good christian" ? LOOOL.

  • @saintsataniko2116
    @saintsataniko2116 8 місяців тому +779

    Trump, Gaetz, Taylor-Greene, Boebert, etc. etc. etc. You could literally populate any asylum or traveling clown circus with the Republican Party these days.

    • @jeromesullivan4015
      @jeromesullivan4015 8 місяців тому +5

      Allocation of FUNDs? 😂

    • @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
      @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 8 місяців тому +39

      You take that back! How dare you insult clowns that way!

    • @michaelroque2662
      @michaelroque2662 8 місяців тому +26

      Or a you could fill the asylum with bunch of traveling republicans clowns.

    • @stevereed8786
      @stevereed8786 8 місяців тому +7

      Let's go Kamala. My choice to ensure that life as we know it will be saved by the Kamala.

    • @dustyflair
      @dustyflair 8 місяців тому +7

      HUNTER FOR PRES!!!

  • @JellyBean-lo4sl
    @JellyBean-lo4sl 8 місяців тому +17

    Thank goodness for late night comics and their writers. We missed you. Welcome back!!

  • @k29king1
    @k29king1 8 місяців тому +295

    Watching the modern house GOP is like watching a rabid raccoon eat itself.

    • @OEF_Vet_0331
      @OEF_Vet_0331 8 місяців тому +1

      Care to explain?

    • @k29king1
      @k29king1 8 місяців тому +1

      @@OEF_Vet_0331 Its pretty self-explanatory but ok. The analogy is meant to convey that the Modern Republican House is overly aggressive, destructive, out of control and are cannabilizing themselves. Make sense now? If it doesn’t, I don’t know what to tell you.

    • @takkieterror5152
      @takkieterror5152 8 місяців тому +11

      They eat their own crap and then the whole shitshow will start over.
      And over.
      And over.

    • @ricardoalvarado1109
      @ricardoalvarado1109 8 місяців тому +2

      Change "house GOP" with "United States of America"

    • @stanleylizewski5300
      @stanleylizewski5300 8 місяців тому

      thats whats happening in your house..watch your 6....

  • @curiousk9603
    @curiousk9603 8 місяців тому +25

    Even the homeless don't want Lindell's Lumpy Pillows. 🤣😂

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 8 місяців тому +567

    Matt Gaetz should be in prison.

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 8 місяців тому

      His daddy paid them off. But we just can't blame Matt for this. McCarthy was set up by Trump 🤔

    • @Chicago2714
      @Chicago2714 8 місяців тому +32

      I concur

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic 8 місяців тому +23

      He's doing just fine stirring up the other loons in the asylum.

    • @1donniekak
      @1donniekak 8 місяців тому +14

      For what specific charge or what evidence?

    • @rafal9998
      @rafal9998 8 місяців тому +8

      And you should be in mental care.

  • @natejmedia
    @natejmedia 8 місяців тому +16

    Once again, Mike Lindell to steal the show!! Man that guy is great :)

  • @harlasomers8878
    @harlasomers8878 8 місяців тому +3

    My family dog , was in love with my brothers friend. That poor kid was violated by our dog, on a regular basis 😂 if your out there buddy. Thanks for providing much needed laughs

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 8 місяців тому +75

    Lauren Boebert deserves at least some reasonable fraction of the grief Paul Reubens went through.

    • @Christie_Love
      @Christie_Love 8 місяців тому +9

      😂 👍

    • @cindyschneider4728
      @cindyschneider4728 8 місяців тому +5

      .......but, but, she's a Christian conservative terribly concerned about the moral integrity of our children! And all I can say is God help her 4. The humiliation and ineptitude of their parenting! Seriously, poor kids.

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 8 місяців тому +1

      @@cindyschneider4728- Were I a contemporary of their children, I think I'd back off the bullying; they packin' heat! Even the youngest one!

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 8 місяців тому +539

    Remember when Gaetz asked Trump for a pardon over those "ethical" violations?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers...

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 8 місяців тому +36

      thought he would be in jail by now....but when you have money

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 8 місяців тому +11

      Gaetz i mean

    • @xinzhongwei8739
      @xinzhongwei8739 8 місяців тому +9

      @@paulrichards6894it could perfectly mean Donnie!

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 8 місяців тому +8

      @@xinzhongwei8739 donnie is an on going case but its seems as if Gaetz case seems done and dusted

    • @barbiecrocker7420
      @barbiecrocker7420 8 місяців тому +12

      “Pepperidge Farm remembers” ….
      Love it! 😂

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l 8 місяців тому +28

    This show was so hilarious. Thanks for making my day.

  • @anniefannycharles9951
    @anniefannycharles9951 8 місяців тому +47

    So nice to see everyone back!!! We missed you Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 місяців тому +64

    Party of “personal responsibility” is too cowardice to take personal responsibility

    • @cathyspiller7154
      @cathyspiller7154 8 місяців тому +1

      Clean up your own house before you go after someone else!

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 8 місяців тому +613

    If he shared nuclear secrets with an Australian [foreigner] just imagine what Putin, Xi, MBS, Erdogan and others got.

    • @ninabenavides4854
      @ninabenavides4854 8 місяців тому +42

      Exactly

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 8 місяців тому +46

      Well, the Australian only had to buy a membership. No doubt the others paid more. 2B ??

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 8 місяців тому +21

      @ggjohnson5754 Or, nothing at all?! "Golden showers" anyone?!

    • @hackjobgarage9289
      @hackjobgarage9289 8 місяців тому +15

      One can only hope that Trump gets the JFK treatment from the C.!.A.... Would not be surprised...

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 8 місяців тому

      @@hackjobgarage9289 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂ Conspiracy nuts on both sides...

  • @matsunami
    @matsunami 8 місяців тому +4

    The set recreation of Pillow Man's office is incredible.

  • @Flies2FLL
    @Flies2FLL 8 місяців тому +25

    If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of Old 45.....

    • @pattiwinn5217
      @pattiwinn5217 8 місяців тому +1

      Good one

    • @Chillego589
      @Chillego589 7 місяців тому +2

      As a Thinking Human, I Appreciate This Comment!!!!

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 8 місяців тому +12

    "Tweaker of the House" WOW amazingly funny 🤣

  • @nowhereman9991
    @nowhereman9991 8 місяців тому +689

    Trump’s favorite saying: ”No one’s ever seen anything like it…”
    How true.

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 8 місяців тому +36

      "...the likes of which the world has never seen."
      He's got a handful of stock phrases he has been using over and over, probably since he was in college. He likely learned a few while he was there, and spent the rest of his life successfully not learning another thing. He has about a 50 word vocabulary beyond basic communication, and his intellect and emotional temperament is that of a not too bright, developmentally challenged, eight year old.
      I know I'm probably preaching to the choir here, but I just wanted to say it... 😂

    • @abortretryfail9350
      @abortretryfail9350 8 місяців тому +7

      *_"...are,_* that of a not too bright, developmentally challenged, eight year old."
      Grammar hiccup. 😂

    • @donquixote1502
      @donquixote1502 8 місяців тому +9

      @@abortretryfail9350 I agree with you about everything besides Trump's mental age...I think three or max four years old. 🤭

    • @donquixote1502
      @donquixote1502 8 місяців тому +1

      @@abortretryfail9350 why?

    • @roxxbee2525
      @roxxbee2525 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@abortretryfail9350I understood the meaning of your first sentence.. By the way, I totally agree.

  • @dplouro
    @dplouro 8 місяців тому +78

    About spilling classified information I use Trump’s own words: “ This is an act so egregious that, in times gone by, the punishment would have been D€@TH” .🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @user-td1gt8zr2w
      @user-td1gt8zr2w 8 місяців тому

      Let’s get rid of all of them and start over right yes

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 8 місяців тому

      @@user-td1gt8zr2wNo reason to get rid of people who did no wrong. But the bigwigs, the real traitors, need to get indicted, arrested, and go through the court system. That should cool Trump's jets, hopefully for the rest of his useless life.

    • @heatheryoung710
      @heatheryoung710 8 місяців тому +1

      💯

    • @heatheryoung710
      @heatheryoung710 8 місяців тому

      If only!

  • @kevinreid8946
    @kevinreid8946 8 місяців тому +4

    That Golden Retriever bit had me choking on my food. Didn't see that coming! Hilarious!!

  • @timmartin8191
    @timmartin8191 8 місяців тому +168

    So glad Jimmy is back on the air! God, I missed all of this! His writers are always on their game!!! :)

    • @MiBzAn
      @MiBzAn 8 місяців тому +2

      The best in the business!!!! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 I watch the monologues everyday before work and laugh.. I missed this sooo badly.. I'm so grateful they're back and hilarious as ever! ❤🎉

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 8 місяців тому

      @@MiBzAn ok, boomer.

    • @MiBzAn
      @MiBzAn 8 місяців тому

      @@bassage13 ...?? No? 😆🤣

  • @anthonylong5870
    @anthonylong5870 8 місяців тому +1033

    First move to get the country on the right track: Get rid of Gaetz, Boebert, and Marg Green. This is imperative

  • @lilithleon9288
    @lilithleon9288 8 місяців тому +4

    I would watch the golden retriever 😂. Literally screen recorded to share with my coworkers at vet clinic and with my family (all of us own golden retrievers 😂 💛🐾)

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 8 місяців тому

      Golden retriever bachelor is the only reason I would ever tune in to that show! (I had one growing up and they’re such beautiful and wonderful creatures 🥰)

  • @rafieuawilliams4397
    @rafieuawilliams4397 8 місяців тому +51

    we should have more of Aunt Chippy. i really like her

  • @sammyt3514
    @sammyt3514 8 місяців тому +372

    Missed the brilliant my pillow guy impersonator; he's indistinguishable from the real thing and is always freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @samqualls1339
      @samqualls1339 8 місяців тому +20

      It is comedian James Adomian. His Bernie Sanders impression is even better!

    • @dutchdna
      @dutchdna 8 місяців тому

      Mike Lindell basically destroyed his formerly successful company to fight for Trump for the past few years but once he files bankruptcy and is out of cash, Trump won't even talk to him anymore. He wouldn't even offer his couch, maybe a pillow. Just maybe. A lumpy one.

    • @mrpmrp226
      @mrpmrp226 8 місяців тому +3

      OMG, the creepy pillow guy!!!

    • @pyrmontbridge4737
      @pyrmontbridge4737 8 місяців тому +7

      He does a brilliant Mike Pillow, but actually makes me feel sorry for him. I hope Mike frees himself of Trump.

    • @trishalamb138
      @trishalamb138 8 місяців тому +7

      He deserves an Emmy! 😂

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 8 місяців тому +70

    Keep rolling Jimmy Kimmel. You make me laugh and I need that so much to keep up with the craziness of this world. Love you man.❤❤❤👍🏽👏🏽👏🏽🎶

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 8 місяців тому +5

    My god, a Mike Lindell episode! This is the best birthday gift I could have asked for!! 😂😂😂

  • @betchface752
    @betchface752 8 місяців тому +4

    Could you imagine working for Mike Lendel? Holy crap 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +24

    Waitaminutenow.... Gaetz turns out to be a creep?
    * least surprised face ever *

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 8 місяців тому +1

      Tbh that ship sailed before Leif Erikson did

  • @kts7113
    @kts7113 8 місяців тому +15

    I’ll take lower prices on 5 medications versus none!! You can bet your arse that the 5 will lead to hundreds more!! I’m personally sick and tired of Canada, Europe and many other countries paying pennies for what we pay over inflated prices on medicines.

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada 8 місяців тому

      And you know our US pharmaceutical companies charge us as much as they can get while charging other countries waaaayyyy less..our own companies..it's a travesty..because they can...we need some serious regulations..vote blue💙💙💙
      Edit: it's not just the pharmaceutical companies...it's almost every company at this point...those CEO's absolutely need their million dollar bonuses and most importantly they need to make the billionaire shareholders happy...

  • @robertleer4111
    @robertleer4111 8 місяців тому +3

    The Mike Lindell skits are priceless.

  • @Alex-rl4uy
    @Alex-rl4uy 8 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely destroyed Lindell 😂

  • @karencladere8997
    @karencladere8997 8 місяців тому +24

    That Mike Lindell skit was excellent and hilarious, Thanks😂

  • @angiebear8727
    @angiebear8727 8 місяців тому +56

    Aunt Chippy is 84? No way. She looks great! We should all hope to be so lucky 🍀

  • @Lescqe3uj
    @Lescqe3uj 8 місяців тому +2

    The Golden Retriever skit was awesome. I hope they release that one by itself. It would be fun to share.

  • @lynnestamey7272
    @lynnestamey7272 8 місяців тому +17

    Oh, gosh the golden retrievers! That was hilarious! I'm glad that the writers strike is over.

  • @TMendocino
    @TMendocino 8 місяців тому +43

    OMG! Jimmy was on fire tonight...the Golden Retriever bit was hysterical. 🤣

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 8 місяців тому +2

      Boy, did I laugh over that one! Thanks for mentioning it.

  • @theclosetcarpenter7172
    @theclosetcarpenter7172 8 місяців тому +8

    84!!!? She looks like she's in her 60's! Good for her. Keep up the good work Aunt Chippy!

  • @stevejames2566
    @stevejames2566 8 місяців тому +1

    The actor playing Mike the pillow guy is over the top! Academy material!
    BRAVO 👋

  • @shommytje
    @shommytje 8 місяців тому +33

    Omg love the Mike Lindell guy 😅. So glad the show is back 🎊🎉

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 8 місяців тому +227

    I love Jimmy, Guillermo and everyone who helps bring us this show! 🙋‍♀️⚘️💕

  • @user-mo1jk8cb1o
    @user-mo1jk8cb1o 8 місяців тому +10

    Thanks for keeping us updated on mike glad to see he doing good 🙃

  • @simonchokoisky
    @simonchokoisky 8 місяців тому +1

    Soo many zingers in 15 minutes! And "Lupe, necessito mas dinero por los pantalones" is probably the best ending to a monologue ever.

  • @nicholascrow8133
    @nicholascrow8133 8 місяців тому +250

    Between Trump, Lindell and Giuliani It's tremendously hard to not see this whole circus as a well cast sitcom...

    • @OEF_Vet_0331
      @OEF_Vet_0331 8 місяців тому +6

      Don’t forget Biden. The most sitcommy guy out there.
      “If you don’t vote for me, then you ain’t black” -Joe Biden

    • @ebear2775
      @ebear2775 8 місяців тому +16

      @@OEF_Vet_0331 Apparently he's living rent free in YOUR mind. 🤯

    • @nicholascrow8133
      @nicholascrow8133 8 місяців тому +22

      @@OEF_Vet_0331 "We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated"-Donald Trump

    • @02markcal
      @02markcal 8 місяців тому

      @@OEF_Vet_0331 You can't compare Trump with Biden, one knows that he was elected to make American lives better, the former ONLY thinks about what is in it for himself and not how it affects Americans.

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ebear2775as trump is in yours 😂🤡

  • @darenrunnels473
    @darenrunnels473 8 місяців тому +99

    U go jimmy . Great show. Im homeless and still watch ur show thank u so much. I always laugh and u make my day better. Thank u

    • @tyhughs9619
      @tyhughs9619 8 місяців тому +22

      Hang in there. It will get better

    • @MsJenny813
      @MsJenny813 8 місяців тому +8

      Keep your head up and keep pushing forward, it can only get better! ❤

    • @letsroll492
      @letsroll492 8 місяців тому

      You and Jimmy support the president that keeps you homeless... hang in there all you want but until the trumpster comes back you're all screwed

    • @crys4rmsd619
      @crys4rmsd619 8 місяців тому +5

      I pray that you seek housing assistance from the shelters who can link you with a housing program. Everyone deserves a home. You deserve a home. Please seek housing assistance to keep you safe from the streets. I work in housing and I help people in San Diego find housing at my work building in downtown. It’s a process and it can be long at times, but it’s very worth it. Everyone deserves a home and food in their bellies.

    • @mmioknet
      @mmioknet 8 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 pathetic

  • @pmbouvier
    @pmbouvier 8 місяців тому +1

    The Mike Lindel impersonator is a genius! I just love him!

  • @user-jt2iv4ce2z
    @user-jt2iv4ce2z 8 місяців тому +3

    Several congressman have said that Gaetz has shared videos on the floor. They should get his phone

  • @LeoPard-HQ
    @LeoPard-HQ 8 місяців тому +11

    His lawyers only accept a non-lumpy pillow as payment. 😂

  • @milquest
    @milquest 8 місяців тому +80

    This monolog nearly made me die of laughter, thank you Jimmy. And welcome back to you and the writers!

  • @rca-in-glasgow6781
    @rca-in-glasgow6781 8 місяців тому +1

    He answers the phone and says HOLD ME! That’s hysterical. 😂

  • @amyirish855
    @amyirish855 8 місяців тому +5

    The dude that did the Mike Pillow impersonation slayed it! 🔥

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 місяців тому +12

    Crazy times we live in

  • @ThatADHDKid
    @ThatADHDKid 8 місяців тому +4

    His Mike Lindell impression is still spot on 😂

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 8 місяців тому +3

    the minute Jimmy started talking about Mike Lindell i knew we were going to get another Fake Mike segment and i got super psyched! :D

  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks 8 місяців тому +196

    I can't believe it. Its finally happened. I've had my fill of dumping on the Trump family. Put them all in a government housing project, pay them minimum wage and ban them from the internet.

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 8 місяців тому +7

      That would be SOOOOOOO good😂

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 8 місяців тому +9

      Gov housing = Gitmo

    • @debraa.155
      @debraa.155 8 місяців тому

      Minus the Biden family...only decent people in DC

    • @blackhorse11thACR
      @blackhorse11thACR 8 місяців тому

      Government housing for a treasonous traitor who gave nuclear secrets away. No he needs to pay the ultimate price.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 8 місяців тому +5

      The most important part of that is banning them from the internet!

  • @itsameyoshio
    @itsameyoshio 8 місяців тому +26

    Shoutout to the set designers, they nailed Mike Lindell's office

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 8 місяців тому +1

    That Golden retriever skit was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myronwendell9059
    @myronwendell9059 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm so happy we are back it helps understand the chaos, and stupidness going on in this country. Great show. 👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻👏💥💯🤓

  • @RevLetaLee
    @RevLetaLee 8 місяців тому +36

    Well the swamp is gettin drained, finally, thanks Donald!

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 8 місяців тому

      Oh if only it were. Sadly that assortment of lunatics still has actual power.

  • @amandab.recondwith8006
    @amandab.recondwith8006 8 місяців тому +22

    I haven't laughed so hard in months! Jimmy is the BEST!

  • @babycakes1402
    @babycakes1402 8 місяців тому +2

    I am proud to say that I haven't watched one single episode of ANY of the bachelor/bachelorette shows but if the Golden Retriever was an actual show, that's the ONLY one I'd watch 😎

  • @kevinincarolina6057
    @kevinincarolina6057 8 місяців тому +2

    That Mike Lindell skit was hilarious!

  • @GTARC-2023
    @GTARC-2023 8 місяців тому +21

    The parallels between next week's 'The Bachelor in Paradise' and Matt Gaetz are uncanny.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 місяців тому +91

    The party of “personal responsibility” is too cowardice to take personal responsibility

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 8 місяців тому

      Man, don't they teach you bots basic grammar? Or to put it in your parlance - don't they knowledge you?

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 8 місяців тому +2

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Yeah, totally...that guy had a grammar/spelling fail, therefore his entire point is moot. Let's deflect and project some more! Those damn Dems done did Kev wrong, yo!!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 8 місяців тому

      It's the party of deception, you shouldn't believe ANY title they - above all - gave themself.

  • @bertkelly7650
    @bertkelly7650 8 місяців тому +2

    That guy playing Lindell is hilarious!

  • @marsXplorer
    @marsXplorer 8 місяців тому +1

    Even Steve Bannon couldn't suppress his amusement at Lindell..... I'm still laughing

  • @StrawberryDragon645
    @StrawberryDragon645 8 місяців тому +119

    Glad you are back! Keep exposing those political hypocrites and making us laugh (to keep us from crying!).

    • @NotAfraid280
      @NotAfraid280 8 місяців тому +4

      Lol does anyone actually think jimmy kimmel is funny?

    • @Ep3tzYc
      @Ep3tzYc 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@NotAfraid280🤣 He clearly gets under those w/thin skin

    • @Lmy976
      @Lmy976 8 місяців тому +2

      I missed you and Guillermo sooo much

    • @joshuacalvert4917
      @joshuacalvert4917 8 місяців тому

      Gaetz doesn't take pac $ or lobbyist $. He's the only one that's not a hippocrit and bought off by special interest groups. Do you know what that means?

    • @beeell8017
      @beeell8017 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Ep3tzYc and clearly panders to the smooth brain 😆😆😆

  • @tommy5241
    @tommy5241 8 місяців тому +419

    FYI Jimmy. GOP passed a law that if you under indictment you can't be in a leadership position.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 8 місяців тому +99

      It's a House rule. Now let's make sure that the GOP doesn't allow anyone to change that rule. That change to one person being able to remove the speaker, they shouldn't have changed that rule either. Stay aware, stay voting. 💙🌊💙🌊

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada 8 місяців тому +27

      ​@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 you are correct.💙💙💙

    • @exposingnova915
      @exposingnova915 8 місяців тому +2

      ur a bot😂

    • @keithhunter3910
      @keithhunter3910 8 місяців тому +34

      @@exposingnova915 No. You are a bot.

    • @ulfaman8927
      @ulfaman8927 8 місяців тому +81

      Since when has republicans followed the rules they themselves put in place? Cough Amy Coney Barrett cough

  • @mroberts566
    @mroberts566 8 місяців тому +1

    Omg I didn’t realize how much I missed the writers. Mike Pillow at the end was freaking hilarious.

  • @toponeroc
    @toponeroc 8 місяців тому +1

    That turtle 🐢 was the best part of that promo 😂

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic 8 місяців тому +10

    The Lindell bits are still the best!

  • @Kahayuman
    @Kahayuman 8 місяців тому +270

    I'm glad late night shows are finally back. We need some humor in this crazy times

    • @mikelayton3810
      @mikelayton3810 8 місяців тому +9

      Too bad Jimmy did not provide any.

    • @ghidrah76
      @ghidrah76 8 місяців тому +7

      @@mikelayton3810how is that bafoon still on the air… if only they would bring back Conan or Leno

    • @briancrowley7778
      @briancrowley7778 8 місяців тому

      ​@@mikelayton3810😂😂❤

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 8 місяців тому +11

      Im a European - its how I keep up with American news in a way thats not so depressing I get mental health problems.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 8 місяців тому +6

      Humor makes it go down easier!

  • @markbouvierjr.7446
    @markbouvierjr.7446 8 місяців тому +1

    Jimmy, that was the BEST Mike Lindell bit ever! Thank you, I almost died.

  • @keaneli
    @keaneli 8 місяців тому +2

    The guy who plays Mike Lindell is a comic genius

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 8 місяців тому +898

    Republicans instead of impeaching Biden, they impeached their own speaker Mccarthy. 😂

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 8 місяців тому +88

      Calling them a shitshow would be doing shitshows a disservice.

    • @DianeGreer
      @DianeGreer 8 місяців тому +26

      🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣💙✌️

    • @stevereed8786
      @stevereed8786 8 місяців тому

      That's funny considering Kamala is going to be your next Commander in Chief. Lets see how that works out.

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 8 місяців тому

      Let's be honest Biden should be impeached purely for making the U.S. look stupid.

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 8 місяців тому +12

      @@UberLummoxit’s called standing up to power. Something dems would NEVER do.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 8 місяців тому +31

    Thank goodness I don't need Matt's E.D. medicine and energy drink combo. A little Barry White and chocolate covered almonds is enough!

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +4

      Where do you put the almonds?

    • @Opus313
      @Opus313 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@NewMessage
      I don't snort them, that's for sure!

    • @Jillians1025
      @Jillians1025 8 місяців тому +4

      Lol why am I hearing "I'm never gonna give you up... I'm never ever gonna stop.." 😂love classic Barry White

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@NewMessageNow i am curious too😂

    • @natecarte6807
      @natecarte6807 8 місяців тому +1

      I never understood how a gravelly voiced singer got people in the mood.

  • @susangreene9662
    @susangreene9662 8 місяців тому +2

    Loved the Retriever segment. I was screaming!!

  • @AC-hu5tg
    @AC-hu5tg 8 місяців тому +2

    Aunt Chippy is in her 80's?! She looks fantastic!

  • @TheRoyalBavarian
    @TheRoyalBavarian 8 місяців тому +177

    It was heartwarming to see Lumpy Lindell is surviving his company's aggressive downsizing campaign.

    • @mv80401
      @mv80401 8 місяців тому +8

      I see what you did there...

    • @emilyfeagin2673
      @emilyfeagin2673 8 місяців тому +4

      Good point. That was a really small blur there

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 8 місяців тому +10

      Maybe he can go back to fluffing trump...

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 8 місяців тому +9

      @@tonygrowley5275did he ever stop?

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville 8 місяців тому +3

      Jimmy should put him back in the claw machine so he can make a couple bucks. I'm sure his lawyer takes quarters, right?

  • @Darbysmommy
    @Darbysmommy 8 місяців тому +2

    Omg I laughed so hard at The Golden Retriever, I choked on my drink. Now that is must see TV

  • @xeruexe1624
    @xeruexe1624 8 місяців тому +23

    I had thought you'd bring Mike Lindell for your first show back, but at least we got an update.

  • @loriewilliams-tf3of
    @loriewilliams-tf3of 8 місяців тому +3

    So I'm not the only person who realized that Lindell was screwed when he started peddling sheet sets on TV? LOL

  • @spacenerd9499
    @spacenerd9499 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how she's everyone's Aunt Chippy! 😂

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 8 місяців тому +136

    Jimmy never fails to make me laugh and smile.

    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot 8 місяців тому +1

      You mean jimmy’s writers. Right? Otherwise he would’ve kept you laughing during the strike

    • @curlygurl1263
      @curlygurl1263 8 місяців тому

      🎯

  • @davidswift7776
    @davidswift7776 8 місяців тому +75

    I’m truly happy Jimmy is back !
    …. and Trump’s depends stay on !

  • @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306
    @whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 8 місяців тому +1

    That was the best my pillow guy ever. Nailed him 💯

  • @megangarcia7975
    @megangarcia7975 8 місяців тому

    Omg that Mike Lindell bit had me DYING☠️☠️☠️ Thank God you are back!!!😂😂😂

  • @mcm3a812
    @mcm3a812 8 місяців тому +15

    We certainly missed all of this. Welcome back again Jimmy & crew

  • @Ashuraizumi99
    @Ashuraizumi99 8 місяців тому +49

    So happy jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are back

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 8 місяців тому +15

      Yep and Seth Meyers too!

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@J.M.-nb4gwthe trifecta of late-night comedy..

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 8 місяців тому +4

      @@pleasetakemecanadaI’m European and binge-watch Jimmy, Stephen and Seth’s monologues every Saturday (thank you UA-cam!). It’s genuinely how I keep up with what’s going on in the US 😂
      Never been a fan of Fallon - his constant interruptions and blatantly fake laughter (especially when he pounds the desk, like anyone actually does that when laughing) drives me barmy!

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 8 місяців тому +1

      @@clothilde1623same here in Aust and Fallon really annoying as well…..

  • @dbcocktails
    @dbcocktails 8 місяців тому

    Now that Golden Retriever bit, was hilarious! Laugh out loud funny for 5 minutes!

  • @jasonknotts2061
    @jasonknotts2061 8 місяців тому +1

    James Adomian is hilarious!!! This is the funniest impersonation ever...

  • @vietnamd0820
    @vietnamd0820 8 місяців тому +12

    11:25 this is the moment I was hoping for…the Mike Lindell impression kills me every time 😂❤