I'm 73' years old retired art teacher and still have a large studio that I produce art works. I was put on a mood stabilizer (US VA Doctor...turns out it was Agent Orange issue) So I had to see a doctor and a psychologist (to get off it) to be tested as they took me off that damn drug over 11 months. I took that test once a month. Trust me anyone who is sober and not in need of glasses can pass that test. ... and trump was impressed. Give me a break!
I remember when this came out someone saying President Obama didn't brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Price as trump did about passing this idiot test.
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@Tahoe mist just like you believe everything CNN tells you despite all the scandals going on right now as well as retractions by the Washington post. At least try to get info from both sides to make an informed decision, better yet, do your own research from non biased news sources. Pretty sure you'll see the record highs in homeless people, unemployment, as well as crime both violent and non violent plaguing our country.
Patrick, such clueless whataboutism. When there's discussion about Biden flushing documents down the toilet, I am sure the Goebbels style media and Tuckums, Hannity, Ingraham and their ilk, will tell us about it. Unfortunately it won't be comedic but Tuckums certainly has the constipated look.
@@phuckfays the facts are what was stated by OP. Just because you don’t like something, doesn’t mean it’s “fake”. If you believe OAN, Newsmax or the orangutan ex Prez over the facts, then you shouldn’t be talking about “fact checking” lol.
There's also news that he burnt papers. As well as ripped them up and ate them. This stuff is probably coming out as the Jan 6 Commission is trying to retrieve records.
When you suckers find proof of that, Russian collusion, the pee tape or CO2 caused catastrophic global warming let me know. Until then I'll continue to laugh at your gullibility.
@@bsing2u We did, apart from her forgetfulness, she remained alert and conversant. even doing her jigsaws on the iPad to the end. Just couldn't ask her what she had for lunch.
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
There's almost a black market for old school toilets that waste water, I'm gonna sit on mine for a while. Well, not right now, but when I need to go to the bathroom,I'll be on my old school water waster.
Well no wonder he was obsessed with flushing toilets, just like always he blames other people for things he was doing. Now we know, it was him flushing his toilet 10-15 times trying to get that paper to go down.
I'm sure it was an innocent mistake by trump. He just assumed that the stacks of paper he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts just for him.
To Bobonthisknob, When DURHAM FINDS REAL COLLUSION (30,000 DELETED/WHITEWASHED, BILL-ARY CLINTON EMAILS), P-R-O-V-I-N-G DEMOCRAP LEADERSHIP LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS TO AMERICA,.... QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU CLOWNISH, DEMOCRAP-CLONES THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOVEMBER 2022 & 2024 ???
@@joselanfur413 It figures. Anybody who can't find out how to undo the caps lock would believe that there was a stolen election, there were conspiratory e-mails and that the Democrats won't win in 2022 and 2024. The only way the Rethuglicons win is if they cheat. That's why they are coming up with their crooked election laws in red states. The only stolen election was Bush v. Gore.
People have no clue of the History of Joe Biden he grew up trying to control chronic stuttering ,he has to think about every word he speaks , i think the man suffered through it and what people think of you when your a kid and you stutter . i give the man an A+ for effort .
@Tim Feeley hard to give a D for the best job creation number EVER. Hard to give a D for rolling out the vaccine quickly even though trump had no distribution plan and wouldn't let him know that because he wouldn't allow a transition team in till the last minute. Hard to give a D for completing the pull out of an expensive war that trump purposefully made as difficult as possible by gutting the department that processes people's evacuation requests and only making arrangements with everyone BUT the Afghan government. It's hard to give a D to a guy who reinstated protections on our public lands that trump was selling off for unrestricted mining and oil development. I COULD go on...but I don't think you're intelligent enough to digest the truth; you just regurgitate lies.
Give that guy a job in PR. Regardless of the circumstance, he's a fast thinker, has a mind for general positive spin on random situations presented to him. He's a brilliant mind is what I'm saying
Same thoughts. Got an answer for everything without a memo or talking points beforehand. Hey Biden fire Jenn saki and hire this guy. Every time I’ve watched her I’ve fallen asleep.
If you guys researched the global warming scam you might know he's talking about useless water saving toilets being forced on people to "save the planet." It had nothing to do with destroying documents but you dummies believe everything Jimmy says.
@bruce cunningham Toilets that save water being forced on people because of the global warming scam which Trump is smart enough to see through but Kimmel fans typically aren't.
Projecting..? Sounds like a word you learned in high school psychology but forgot to look into before typing this elegant op ed piece. Think for yourself.
No wonder he wanted toilets with stronger, tougher flushing action. "Sometimes I have to flush ten or fifteen times. I just stand there flushing. So sad."
@@mcfcguvnors If you can explain why Trump flushing documents down the toilet is absolved by Hunter Biden's laptop then I will award you the mental contortionist of the year award...
The LieWitness segment is in fact so depressing. It just goes to showcase the ugly mentality of "I have no idea what I'm talking about, but will still have a strong opinion and share it like I do" that only leads to uninformed mobs. Like, it's so hard to say "I don't know"? You're not being graded, but now you *are* being judged.
Spot on. I know the segment is meant to be funny, but it really is just so disheartening to realize just how many people there are walking around out there who are just THAT shamelessly, brazenly disingenuous - even in situations where they 100% don't have to be. Selfish pride and fear of embarrassment just win out over honesty every single time for some folks, I guess.
@@debnelson5522 He’s not funny and he is to white privileged for me. All the late night leftists are white privileged elitists who like to tell peeps do as in say not as I do. 🤮
I find the ageism jokes disrespectful to our elders, and really not a good idea to tease Biden about. It's like these comedians don't want him reelected the way they make him look incapable. Quite the opposite! Late 70s is NOT too old!
@Rocky Mountain Way I don't have to point out the bizarre stupidity of your attack on D or me because in time, you will be old. And you will suffer all the drawbacks of being old. Good luck to you.
slo Joe has almost completely destroyed America in a year - and these Libitards are deflecting w/ 2 year old sarcasms about toilets 🤣😂☺️ .. ... it should be Clear why they are called the demoRATS and their party mascot is the JACKASS 💡!
Indeed. When I was a little kid, my mom had an awful time getting me into the shower or taking a nap. Sixty years later, when asked if I would enjoy a nap, my reply is, "yes, please." lol
I'd rather listen to Trump talk about toilets everyday than see that shriveled whispering child diddler Bi-dump shuffle around and stutter at the podium until he craps himself and his handlers have to cut off the live feed. But go ahead and keep letting the Orange man rent space in your head and prop up ratings for this washed up clown
He was talking about the water saving toilets they push on us because of the global warming scam which most of you Kimmel fans aren't smart enough to figure out.
I’m an American living outside of the country for a few years, And when I heard him talking about the toilet stuff over the years, I wondered “what the F am I missing?”
He was probably ordering his cronies to flush the documents down the toilet, and when they reported back to him he was shocked that it took so many flushes because he just assumes toilets should be able to flush down anything no matter what no problem. He's just totally clueless how any technology works, doesn't even know how to operate an umbrella
He ate the sensitive documents and that was his stool that was clogging up the toilet. That's how Vito Corleone did it. No low flow. Man, woman, person, camera, TV.
Remember in like 2015, when Trump said he could "be presidential" whenever he wanted, just like flicking a switch? When's he going to flick that switch, do you think?
@John Jameson : You poor thing! We all know now how rough you have had it... I hope some of the social services programs can help you out. Don't be afraid to apply!
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
The dude had every opportunity to pass an infrastructure bill if he cared so much about water pressure and infrastructure. Typical Republican. Complains about everything but doesn't want to fix any of it
Toilets don't work on pressure. I've never had to flush more than once and I've been using efficient toilets for 10 years. The Americans don't like regulation even when it's good for them or saves them money. "you can tell me what to do!". Ok. Go ahead, throw money away... LoL
I'm pretty sure it was unintentional on trumps part. He just assumed the stacks of documents he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts.
If what we are receiving here.. THIS beautiful comic bit!! ..this well thought out and logical humor directed at our relative lives in 2022. Can we be sure that what is directed at us, IS in fact relevant and substantial considering what’s happened and what’s been discovered in the last 5 month? Please consider liberal media has yet to report on issues related to my statement? Biden said he had no idea about the disastrous withdraw from Afghanistan, liberal media has yet to comment on Whoopi or the millions of dollars stolen from the Canadian truckers.. so can you REALLY stand behind your biased and cancerous news source? 🤣 that’s a slam dunk from the free throw
The man is able to embarrass two formerly honorable professions in one simplistic career. How did such a horrible human being become an Admiral? A real red-mark against the Navy.
Unbelievable that this young man is THAT Gullible!! How many MagarRat Trigger words did he use?? If this were an act, HE would deserve an Emmy, but, he Is just a poorly educated IDIOT!!
Question: Why would a cognitive test be "extraordinarily hard" when it's meant to measure basic cognitive ability? That makes no sense on any level if you take even a moment to think about it, which is why it sailed right through the gaping void residing between the average Hannity viewer's ears.
Yeah it’s not even a cognitive test and they’re making it sound like the gold standard for cognition. It’s a screener to check for basic cognitive awareness.. it’s the first step in a lot of admittances to the hospital. We use more in depth tests that look at executive function and language to measure cognition accurately and to be able to describe strengths and weaknesses in detail.
To "Trump" (verb) a toilet is to clog it up to the point that a professional plumber needs to be called. A "Trump" (noun) is a clogged public toilet you can smell as soon as you walk into the restroom.
It's bing bongs like that tank top dude which have other countries cringing at Americans. This street interview segment has become sheer embarrassment for the US.🤦♂️
JK is also humble and always gives credit to others..His writers..He was on fire election night with Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na na,...Hey Shitler Goodbye!!!😃😃😃
Lie witness news guy needs to get into acting if he’s not already an actor and this is just a bit. Cuz if they pulled this guy off the street for real, and he’s answering these questions off the cuff…then this guy is incredible. He lies so good he believes his own bullshit!
Your guy that you love so so much, not only flushed documents or ate evidence, but he also shat on the Constitution, when he commanded an insurrection and treason against the United States of America. You still support this buffoon, because you hate democracy. You waived your right to make fun of anyone, clown.
So is why he had an obsession with flushing the toilet 15 times then?
Nic..... Its called OCD.
Toilet-gate, makes perfect sense now. 😂
Your reminder that Mar-a-Lago is an active crime scene
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
Well,the twice impeached disgraced former president is full of ....
Now he know why he needed to flush so many times...
I'm 73' years old retired art teacher and still have a large studio that I produce art works. I was put on a mood stabilizer (US VA Doctor...turns out it was Agent Orange issue) So I had to see a doctor and a psychologist (to get off it) to be tested as they took me off that damn drug over 11 months. I took that test once a month. Trust me anyone who is sober and not in need of glasses can pass that test. ... and trump was impressed. Give me a break!
His toilet at Mara Lardo has a 24 inch hole his toilet seat has training wheels
I remember when this came out someone saying President Obama didn't brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Price as trump did about passing this idiot test.
@@All.New.Maggie.Who. Tangerine breath is a Genius i heard
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This guy who was interviewed should be a politician! Off the cuff. Good grief
Well now it all makes sense. You gotta flush 10 times when your toilets full of classified documents!
But you only have to see it once on mainstream media to understand it is an unsubstantiated claim
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@Tahoe mist this is fox sorry bye gotta go missing my real news
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
@Tahoe mist just like you believe everything CNN tells you despite all the scandals going on right now as well as retractions by the Washington post. At least try to get info from both sides to make an informed decision, better yet, do your own research from non biased news sources. Pretty sure you'll see the record highs in homeless people, unemployment, as well as crime both violent and non violent plaguing our country.
Does explain his fixation with toilets kind of a confession when you think about it.
Donny's Pooper-gate
He always confesses so that's a yes.
For someone who said he wouldn't talk about flushing toilets, he sure did talk about it. The clips don't lie. This would be a great ad for plumbers!
My only comment, about your comment, is that clips do lie!!!
@@mjohn9199 When you have 5-7 news outlets all filming the same thing, you can't make up.
You were never smart and now we know. Hildof was just indicted for the Russia Hoax suck on that. Wake up Jimmy
Anthony in which alternative universe did that happen? Love Hillary's new hat. It really p'ssed off Cancun Cruz.
People asked him to do something about the shitty water saving toilets the government is forcing some people to use thanks to the global warming scam.
It was weirdly incomprehensible at the time/occasions, why did Humpty keep mentioning 🚾 issues & now it makes sense. Criminal activity unsurprisingly!
I believe Trump on this one, such frequent clogging could only be caused by his excess bullshit.
Your reminder that Mar-a-Lago is an active crime scene
@@saintsfan0499 yes, Biden is very refreshing compared to the orange criminal fascist.
Patrick, such clueless whataboutism. When there's discussion about Biden flushing documents down the toilet, I am sure the Goebbels style media and Tuckums, Hannity, Ingraham and their ilk, will tell us about it. Unfortunately it won't be comedic but Tuckums certainly has the constipated look.
@@saintsfan0499 Better than it looked during the orange treason blob's term.
@@saintsfan0499 Could it be you?
Guillermo got the best laugh out of me for this show! I might've wakened my girlfriend, but she likes to hear me laugh!
Lol, that's the best way to get woke up.
That’s love right there
2 words
I knew that if Jimmy Kimmel would not use the f-bomb as one of his 11 F-words to describe Donald Trump, Guillermo would be the next one to do it.
Nothing says "innocent" like destroying evidence of criminal wrong doing.
Why fact check a story?Dems hate facts.
@@phuckfays the facts are what was stated by OP. Just because you don’t like something, doesn’t mean it’s “fake”. If you believe OAN, Newsmax or the orangutan ex Prez over the facts, then you shouldn’t be talking about “fact checking” lol.
You mean like Hillary did??....And Pelosi?
Right, and Russian collusion, the pee tape and the world coming to an end from global warming are all real too but you losers never have any proof.
let's not forget the burner phones he flushed down there too.
Amazing on the street interview. The dude sounded like he had fantastic insight while remaining completely clueless. You couldn't write better comedy
@John Jameson Who hurt you, John?
(s)he was a natural at bullshitting... a natural at lyin and thinking everyone is stupid... (s)he probably thinks (s)he is the smartest person too...
I'm telling you! LOL
He’s like the positive version of kellyanne conway
@John Jameson Watching a comedian for political comedy, you’ve just summed Trump himself during the four years of his presidency.
The funniest thing about this is the guy lived in a house with 25-30 fireplaces, and he decided to flush papers?
It could be done in privacy. Someone might see him at a fireplace.
He could have burned them in the bathroom, claimed to be smoking! LMAO
There's also news that he burnt papers. As well as ripped them up and ate them. This stuff is probably coming out as the Jan 6 Commission is trying to retrieve records.
When you suckers find proof of that, Russian collusion, the pee tape or CO2 caused catastrophic global warming let me know. Until then I'll continue to laugh at your gullibility.
@@SunshineCasy they probably took the matches away from him.
Lmfao 😂😂 😊😊 😝😝💩💩 💣 🎓📤🚾 :-\ 🎓👈👍
Guillermo for the win! 😅
Earned a day's pay with two words.
I lol'd.
Never saw Guillermo with that straight face. He really meant it when he said "f.. face"😁
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I admit.. that was hilarious 😆
My 91 years old mother winged this test. Didn’t even find subtracting in increments of 7 difficult. And she has dementia in Alzheimer’s.
Sorry to hear about your Mom but maybe we should vote for her in the next election INSTEAD of trump!
I am sorry about your mother. With that said, if the MOCA test is so easy, Biden should've taken it already.
@@pinkrose5796 That would be an upgrade by far..
@De
Ask all the questions you never thought about asking before.
Wish I could turn back time.
🙏
@@bsing2u We did, apart from her forgetfulness, she remained alert and conversant. even doing her jigsaws on the iPad to the end. Just couldn't ask her what she had for lunch.
It takes me 10-15 times to flush important documents too
You and Trump should start printing your important documents on toilet paper, that paper is designed to go down the toilet much better
@@cosmosofinfinity is a genius, but let it be known this joke is the only way I'd ever be associated with Trump...that f*** face
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I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 It's time to SUBPOENA the PLUMBER.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The rest of the world uses low flush toilets, to save on the water, but also we don't try to flush dokuments that can land you in prison.
He could have burned them. It would have been easier but he didn't want to release more CO2 into the environment. You're welcome !
I think Trump shredded some of his soiled diapers also.
naw, just the occasional weed bag. Buuuut that depends on who's knocking.
There's almost a black market for old school toilets that waste water, I'm gonna sit on mine for a while.
Well, not right now, but when I need to go to the bathroom,I'll be on my old school water waster.
@@jaimedelgado7529 A true environmentalist.
Well no wonder he was obsessed with flushing toilets, just like always he blames other people for things he was doing. Now we know, it was him flushing his toilet 10-15 times trying to get that paper to go down.
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
He killed those toilets!!
His tiny hands must have been sore.
Guillermo rocks!
I shot the sheriff eric clapton live clapton live clapton live
When you have classified documents clogging your toilets, many things have gone wrong!!!
I'm sure it was an innocent mistake by trump. He just assumed that the stacks of paper he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts just for him.
When you had T....in the White house in the first place , many many many other things have gone wrong in soooo many many many other ways.
In so many ways..
To Bobonthisknob,
When DURHAM FINDS REAL COLLUSION (30,000 DELETED/WHITEWASHED, BILL-ARY CLINTON EMAILS), P-R-O-V-I-N-G DEMOCRAP LEADERSHIP LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS TO AMERICA,....
QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU CLOWNISH, DEMOCRAP-CLONES THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOVEMBER 2022 & 2024 ???
@@joselanfur413 It figures. Anybody who can't find out how to undo the caps lock would believe that there was a stolen election, there were conspiratory e-mails and that the Democrats won't win in 2022 and 2024. The only way the Rethuglicons win is if they cheat. That's why they are coming up with their crooked election laws in red states.
The only stolen election was Bush v. Gore.
“People have been murdering for centuries…”🤣
Homie Has Them Jesus Christ Vibes 😅 .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He almost killed me with his comment. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@easy money Your second question should end with a question mark, not exclamation points. Buenas noches y bendiciones. 🙏💙
He outdid himself with ‘killer’ branding.
@lygophile haha, right on!
People have no clue of the History of Joe Biden he grew up trying to control chronic stuttering ,he has to think about every word he speaks , i think the man suffered through it and what people think of you when your a kid and you stutter . i give the man an A+ for effort .
Yep.
And a D for everything else !!!
Folks should see the movie The Kings Speech.
@Tim Feeley hard to give a D for the best job creation number EVER. Hard to give a D for rolling out the vaccine quickly even though trump had no distribution plan and wouldn't let him know that because he wouldn't allow a transition team in till the last minute. Hard to give a D for completing the pull out of an expensive war that trump purposefully made as difficult as possible by gutting the department that processes people's evacuation requests and only making arrangements with everyone BUT the Afghan government. It's hard to give a D to a guy who reinstated protections on our public lands that trump was selling off for unrestricted mining and oil development. I COULD go on...but I don't think you're intelligent enough to digest the truth; you just regurgitate lies.
Was he stuttering back in the 70s when he repeatedly used the N word? Liberals are ghastly people.
You only flush 10-15 times when you're trying to get rid of something that doesn't belong in the toilet, like white house documents.
I flush a lot because the new toilets clog easy. I'm sure that wasn't the case here though. lol
They don't call them massive dumps for nothing 🤣
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I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
Cocaine
That guy on “Lie Witness News” killed it!
No, O.J. Did.
He really didn't.
It makes sense why he keeps complaining about the toilet flush
The mystery has been finally solved!!
For me too
Give that guy a job in PR. Regardless of the circumstance, he's a fast thinker, has a mind for general positive spin on random situations presented to him. He's a brilliant mind is what I'm saying
YES!
Same thoughts. Got an answer for everything without a memo or talking points beforehand. Hey Biden fire Jenn saki and hire this guy. Every time I’ve watched her I’ve fallen asleep.
Damn, this guy is better than quite a few WH press secretaries from multiple administrations.
@@themachine8009 it must be tough to watch someone do their actual job without all the BS and theatrics.
@@marcc1830 that is true, but Sean was pretty funny.
This is so embarrassing... Flushing down documents... He just elevated Nixon to a decent president
At 1st I was going to suggest that ex- 45 tRump be flushed down the toilet but reality sunk in... won't fit... He's just too big of a turd 💩!!!
Trump's Pottygate
@@geraldellis4875 Yeah. Old Joe is doing a much better job, isn't he?
@@sandgrownun66 anybody still drawing breath could do 'much better' than Trump
@@sandgrownun66 Yes. He is.
Thank u Guillermo. Your ad on are priceless and usually spot on
I give that guy on the street a lot of credit with seamlessly staying in character with confident answers. Fake it before you make it!!
That's pulling a Dunning-Kruger.
You know, the Rupugs do need better liars for the next election. The current ones have been exposed.
No wonder he complained about flushing toilets 10 - 15 times
Lol!
Dump45 ate documents in the Oval Office too!!
He's 🤥🐷🦏 he was telling everyone. He was flushing documents. 🐐🐒🐕🦏💩🤡💯🤦🏾♀️🙄
He complained about the water pressure too... probably because he didn't want to wait for the tank to fill back up.
Paper is hard to flush 🤣 Lololol
Finally. I wondered why he was publically talking about toilets. His fear of this reason for so many clogs being made public.
If you guys researched the global warming scam you might know he's talking about useless water saving toilets being forced on people to "save the planet." It had nothing to do with destroying documents but you dummies believe everything Jimmy says.
@bruce cunningham Toilets that save water being forced on people because of the global warming scam which Trump is smart enough to see through but Kimmel fans typically aren't.
@@ricktd6891 thanks Eric for the info. I hope my sons defend my crazy actions too.
Guillermo gave the best F word... 😂
Guillermo!!! "F face"... Took the words right out of my mouth. Lol
Mine too lol
Thanks for the interpretation. I had to watch several times... 😅
I knew it! That’s why he kept ranting about toilets having to be flushed 10 or 15 times. He was merely projecting…again.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Shame that clock was breaking all kinds of federal laws at the time.
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You are all tools it’s funny to see your reactions as you finally understand
Projecting..? Sounds like a word you learned in high school psychology but forgot to look into before typing this elegant op ed piece. Think for yourself.
So True all Republicans always be doing what they complain about other people doing like Hillary and Trump was doing it.
No wonder he wanted toilets with stronger, tougher flushing action. "Sometimes I have to flush ten or fifteen times. I just stand there flushing. So sad."
jesus christ i can now see why the US Govt keeps secrets from dummies
funny he didnt mention hunter bidens laptop
@@mcfcguvnors get over the laptop. Trumps admin investigated and found nothing. Move along
@@mcfcguvnors You can't flush a laptop. 🥴
I knew something was up when he said that, because of the usual whataboutism and projection.
@@mcfcguvnors If you can explain why Trump flushing documents down the toilet is absolved by Hunter Biden's laptop then I will award you the mental contortionist of the year award...
The LieWitness segment is in fact so depressing. It just goes to showcase the ugly mentality of "I have no idea what I'm talking about, but will still have a strong opinion and share it like I do" that only leads to uninformed mobs. Like, it's so hard to say "I don't know"? You're not being graded, but now you *are* being judged.
Spot on. I know the segment is meant to be funny, but it really is just so disheartening to realize just how many people there are walking around out there who are just THAT shamelessly, brazenly disingenuous - even in situations where they 100% don't have to be. Selfish pride and fear of embarrassment just win out over honesty every single time for some folks, I guess.
so true!
Good lord. I don't like my bills but I don't flush them. I even pay them. So yeah I guess I am better than the rich s.o.b. who was in office.
So now we know! You need to flush the toilet 10 to 15 times to flush a top secret dossier!
Trump should have had his interns just smash and burn docs like the old bloatbag Hillary did.
@Genevieve Genevieve your projection is hilarious. Don't you have an old orange beanbag to wrap your mouth around?
@@genevievegenevieve5205 you will never get a guest spot on Kimmel with that attitude.
@@debnelson5522 He’s not funny and he is to white privileged for me. All the late night leftists are white privileged elitists who like to tell peeps do as in say not as I do. 🤮
@@genevievegenevieve5205
Isn't that what Trump tells you and you all listen.
The irony of Ron Jackson commenting on the cognitive test:
"If I remember correctly,"
Kind of like the "Screwdriver Handle" test. If they don't know which end to hold without being told their IQ may be less than average.
TV is not a word. It’s two letters of the alphabet!!!
@NE 1 competence is not a requirement in the republican party...and yeah, he is being bankrolled by the deplorables.
“Not me of course, not me… but YOU.” -Leader of the Party of Personal Responsibility
I am now of the age where the thought of the safety bars and safer showers and tubs is a lovely one... Go President Joe!
I find the ageism jokes disrespectful to our elders, and really not a good idea to tease Biden about. It's like these comedians don't want him reelected the way they make him look incapable. Quite the opposite! Late 70s is NOT too old!
@Rocky Mountain Way I don't have to point out the bizarre stupidity of your attack on D or me because in time, you will be old. And you will suffer all the drawbacks of being old. Good luck to you.
slo Joe has almost completely destroyed America in a year - and these Libitards are deflecting w/ 2 year old sarcasms about toilets 🤣😂☺️ .. ... it should be Clear why they are called the demoRATS and their party mascot is the JACKASS 💡!
Indeed. When I was a little kid, my mom had an awful time getting me into the shower or taking a nap. Sixty years later, when asked if I would enjoy a nap, my reply is, "yes, please." lol
@Rocky Mountain Way Then you are simply a vicious psychopathic troll. No luck on that.
…a POTUS who actually spoke on multiple occasions about toilets. 🙄🙄
Oh but he was not going to talk about that. Those big macs go down hard.
@@johndoe-hv3qj Not to mention the KFC.
I'd rather listen to Trump talk about toilets everyday than see that shriveled whispering child diddler Bi-dump shuffle around and stutter at the podium until he craps himself and his handlers have to cut off the live feed. But go ahead and keep letting the Orange man rent space in your head and prop up ratings for this washed up clown
@@shannonhaynie9512 Let's Go Infantroopen!
He was talking about the water saving toilets they push on us because of the global warming scam which most of you Kimmel fans aren't smart enough to figure out.
🤣 So when he was babbling about flushing toilets, it was actually motivated by a guilty mind! This is priceless. 🤣
Sociopaths don't feel guilt. He was just aggravated. 😆
@@CJ-xe2wi is that what they mean by "arrested development"?
he should just be arrested. Period.
@@oldrrocr I also think that his development was stunted a very long time ago. 🤣
Trump. The gift that keeps on giving.
The grift that keeps on grifting.
Jan Smith Yup just like syphilis ...lol
If that gift is a sense feeling like our country is stupid AF, then yes. He can stop giving any time
the lingering stink that won't go away
more like the Grift that keeps on Grifting
Guillermo deserves a raise. He’s fabulous!
No one is flushing their toilets 10-15 times. Funny that he thought this was a big issue. I don't know why I'm even surprised anymore.
Not him of course, not him… but YOU. That’s what he said.
I’m an American living outside of the country for a few years, And when I heard him talking about the toilet stuff over the years, I wondered “what the F am I missing?”
@@cmw12 Ha! Exactly!
He was probably ordering his cronies to flush the documents down the toilet, and when they reported back to him he was shocked that it took so many flushes because he just assumes toilets should be able to flush down anything no matter what no problem. He's just totally clueless how any technology works, doesn't even know how to operate an umbrella
@@cosmosofinfinity Could be, sounds pretty on point!
Oh Donnie Boy, the pipes the pipes are clogging.
How does a man who knows so many good words and has a huge eh brain make himself yet again the laughing stock of the world
I know. And yet he still has more money than everyone who laughs at him. Very very sad.
@@GabrielSC174 Money he stole from every American, including a charity.
@@catalinacurio and he doesn’t care. So unfortunately he had the last laugh. Sucks for the American public.
@@GabrielSC174 You think Trumps laughing now, MAGA now KARMA more like.
@@GabrielSC174 You fell for that big lie? Damn dude!!
He ate the sensitive documents and that was his stool that was clogging up the toilet. That's how Vito Corleone did it. No low flow. Man, woman, person, camera, TV.
that "good grief" should've gotten a bigger laugh
Remember in like 2015, when Trump said he could "be presidential" whenever he wanted, just like flicking a switch?
When's he going to flick that switch, do you think?
Remember when Democrats wanted war in Syria? To free the local people. You guys really fell for that again. LMAO.
@@tdestroyer4780 no, I don't remember. Please explain in detail
Very soon I'd say 🍿🍿
By "flick" he meant "flush" and by "switch" he meant "toilet". So he's already done that an unmeasurable amount of times!
@John Jameson : You poor thing! We all know now how rough you have had it... I hope some of the social services programs can help you out. Don't be afraid to apply!
No wonder Trump had to flush 10 to 15 times.
I bet the lunatic tried to flush entire folders down the toilet.
😂🤣😅
I FLUSHED MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT ! "
" NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF PRESIDENTS HAS EVER FLUSHED AS MUCH AS ME ! " (Don the Con)
HAVING A CRAZED CROWD CHEER LIKE MANIACS WHEN HE TOLD THEM AT EVERY RALLY THAT HE HAD TO FLUSH HIS TOILET 15 TIMES - CONFIRMED TO TRUMP THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE SUPPORTERS BUT BRAINLESS BOTTOM FEEDING CULTISTS AS A BASE !! 💩💩👌👌🤯🤯🤣🤣
Guillermo, I LOVE you! LMAO!
The dude had every opportunity to pass an infrastructure bill if he cared so much about water pressure and infrastructure. Typical Republican. Complains about everything but doesn't want to fix any of it
Toilets don't work on pressure. I've never had to flush more than once and I've been using efficient toilets for 10 years. The Americans don't like regulation even when it's good for them or saves them money. "you can tell me what to do!". Ok. Go ahead, throw money away... LoL
Yeah. Old Joe's gonna fix it all!
He wasn't worried about infrastructure he was concerned about destroying protected wetlands for his corporate buddies
Seriously? This is still left vs right to you??? Shallow thinking at best.
Forever living rent-free, gotta love it!
The Big Lie, now the Big Flush.
I'm pretty sure it was unintentional on trumps part. He just assumed the stacks of documents he was getting were very fancy toilet paper with special fonts.
Weird tank top guy was really “yes,anding” like a champ.
He'll make a great PR guy or woman some day.
If what we are receiving here.. THIS beautiful comic bit!! ..this well thought out and logical humor directed at our relative lives in 2022. Can we be sure that what is directed at us, IS in fact relevant and substantial considering what’s happened and what’s been discovered in the last 5 month? Please consider liberal media has yet to report on issues related to my statement?
Biden said he had no idea about the disastrous withdraw from Afghanistan, liberal media has yet to comment on Whoopi or the millions of dollars stolen from the Canadian truckers.. so can you REALLY stand behind your biased and cancerous news source? 🤣 that’s a slam dunk from the free throw
Sorry.. F’d up.. ✌️
@@marshwetland3808 rdrhgwtyfe
@@A_Legal_Immigrant_1776 But what about his emails?!
Ronnie Jackson proves that when you don't have any credibility, you don't worry about losing it.
The man is able to embarrass two formerly honorable professions in one simplistic career. How did such a horrible human being become an Admiral? A real red-mark against the Navy.
They should give that guy from the street interview a job… he was pretty good and very quick witted.
That's how Trump became the president.
Hell no. Who wants a fluent bullshitter.
He'd make an excellent guest interviewer for the lie witness news segment :))
I cannot wait for the books from the housekeepers to come out. I bet they have some stories to tell!!
The Good Grief response from your reporter made me almost piss myself. Your interviewer on the street needs an Emmy
Unbelievable that this young man is THAT Gullible!! How many MagarRat Trigger words did he use?? If this were an act, HE would deserve an Emmy, but, he Is just a poorly educated IDIOT!!
@@AnnieWarbux he is a democrat voter for sure
@@graceporter9853 and you need to grow up.
@@Jen.Nicole how so?
Ya, right, little Gracie, keep telling yourself that.🙄
Go Flush!
Mar-A-Cloggo will go viral ! Brilliant !
I always thought it was his hamberder diet that clogged things up, but now we all know better. 🤦
Mar-A-Cloggo had to flush the toilet 15 times.
And that was before he tried to flush White House documents down it....
“Every day as President I wiped my rear with constitution…then flushed it.” Donny Drump
Toilet Watergate. I love it. 🤣😂😆☺🤣
Question: Why would a cognitive test be "extraordinarily hard" when it's meant to measure basic cognitive ability? That makes no sense on any level if you take even a moment to think about it, which is why it sailed right through the gaping void residing between the average Hannity viewer's ears.
Yeah, if you brag about your great results in a cognitive test, you basically failed it.
When getting 100% means you have a regular level of cognition a passing grade is not great!
I'm a doctor, and I agree, those who think it's hard, need to get themselves checked
Yeah it’s not even a cognitive test and they’re making it sound like the gold standard for cognition. It’s a screener to check for basic cognitive awareness.. it’s the first step in a lot of admittances to the hospital. We use more in depth tests that look at executive function and language to measure cognition accurately and to be able to describe strengths and weaknesses in detail.
@@musthaf9 who thinks this matters, needs to grow up
Who else watched Guillermo's contribution to the 'F-Word' portion of the "difficult" cognitive test? It was crude but completely appropriate.
crude? you know we are adults right?
Who else watched.... the middle section of the video we're all watching? Do you realise what a stupid thing that is to say?
Dude - it was about as crude as the joke skit unnecessary censorship.
Well no wonder Trump wasn’t happy with eco toilet flushing! Bless his ❤️. He kept flushing but documents wouldn’t go down.
I love it “ it’s like having a conversation with a three year old” that could sum up the entire trump presidency .
If you'd told me he'd eaten them first, I'd still believe it.
To "Trump" (verb) a toilet is to clog it up to the point that a professional plumber needs to be called.
A "Trump" (noun) is a clogged public toilet you can smell as soon as you walk into the restroom.
Daniel Duvalle From your lips to the Urban Dictionary....Perfect...I'll use both of them whenever I can.
U r a genius
So when I say " go get trumped " I use to mean f'd , now it will mean get shat on
and even better is that a trump in English slang is already a fart
Now we know why he was so on about ‘low-flo toilets’ & how many times ‘people’ had to flush 🙄
Lmfao... I wondered what spurred that. Literally, thought he just took giant shits from all the KFC he eats.
Just MSM grasping at straw
@@krisc2476 Kris c, another trump sheep! Baaaaaa!!!!
Jimmy, you're "killing it" with your jokes!
It's bing bongs like that tank top dude which have other countries cringing at Americans. This street interview segment has become sheer embarrassment for the US.🤦♂️
Trump: "I won't talk about it" as he is talking about it.
Did You forget that he's a stable genius?
Jimmy, remember this was about the time we had that toilet paper 🧻 shortage, so that explains it . 😆
🚽
Block him up !
Omg what a hilarious show! Let the record be known that most of us Americans feel about him just like JK stated with all those F's
JK is also humble and always gives credit to others..His writers..He was on fire election night with Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na na,...Hey Shitler Goodbye!!!😃😃😃
Guillermo for the win.
These two guys are just so damn likable.
The interviewer "killed it"!
Are they going to send the Roto Rooter bill to him and Melania? The people shouldn't have to pay that!
How many agree!
Wow this guy is an awesome bull##$@er. You can tell how lawyers lead the witness.
Seems like everyone always wondered where the obsession with plumbing came from... now we know!
The last guy they interviewed was so quick with his opinions. He didn’t even blink at what the reporter was asking
Because he clearly had no idea what he was talking about.
I don't think it's even remotely amusing how FOS and quick to seamlessly lie these people are, I think it's terrifying and creepy!
@@CharGC123 It's so creepy. And to think there are lots of people out there doing this all the time. I'm sure there are. I couldn't.
@@KDubs107 that's not a guy, that's a queen
Lie witness news guy needs to get into acting if he’s not already an actor and this is just a bit. Cuz if they pulled this guy off the street for real, and he’s answering these questions off the cuff…then this guy is incredible. He lies so good he believes his own bullshit!
You have turned into my favorite late night show!!!!!!!! Your stuff on Donald DUMP SOLD me. THANKS !!!!!!
Finally the toilet flushing mystery is solved!! I kept thinking he just took massive dumps.
Or he was trying to flush a DEPENDS adult undergarment.
He's just full of 💩💩💩.
At least he didn’t clog his pants in front of the Pope, right? That would be embarrassing.
Your guy that you love so so much, not only flushed documents or ate evidence, but he also shat on the Constitution, when he commanded an insurrection and treason against the United States of America. You still support this buffoon, because you hate democracy.
You waived your right to make fun of anyone, clown.
@@fiore910 i cant wait until its us vs you.
@@fiore910 there was never an insurrection, but good try.
@@fiore910 so when did he do that? Biden is trying to change the second, and is in bed with media and wants censorship.
@@RickyBobbyYT Good luck convincing the millions of us that watched it happen live. 🙄
That one guy who laughs out loud after the “people have been murdering people for centuries” was insane. 😂
Now we know why he was flushing his toilet 10 times.
3:14 - Whoever did the Biden impression deserves an Emmy.
Nah, the Emmy goes to the Mike lindell impersonator.
REALLY? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?
A little more shitting himself and you’ll have Biden.
Right? I thought it was Biden almost up to the riff about grab bars!
The only thing that's clogged around here is Kimmel's ratings!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That guy would make an excellent PR person or lawyer. 🤣🤣🤣
You would think someone with so much Money could afford His own Paper Shredder!
The questions are extremely hard. You need to get 26 out of 30 right to be considered normal 😂
Guillermo nailed it!
Still talking about his daddy. Unconditional love!
He is all those things and then some!