Yug'voril Uncovered | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 9

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2015
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    The team overtakes the Duergar Queen, before Ulara is able to make a thrall of Grog. After slaying her underlings, and momentarily banishing her to another dimension, Vox Machina presses her for information about K’Varn. It is in that instant that K’varn speaks to them, through the lips of the Duergar queen.
    His evil palpably radiating from the queen, K’varn urges Vox Machina to find him, in the city of Yug’voril. His message delivered, the Duergar falls still, her life departed.
    To the surprise of the weary group, Keylith again voices her growing doubts about the path they all walk, but after some assuaging words from Vax’ildan, the group makes camp in order to rest their tired bones.
    Later, they proceed on, finding a vast island in yet another massive underground cavern. Clarota informs them that this is where the city of Yug’voril stands. The party finds a ruined boat beneath the surface of the subterranean lake, and after Tiberius raises it and Percy patches it up, they take to the water. Pausing at a craggy beach as they make their way on to K’Varn, the party perhaps goes looking for trouble and does indeed find it.​
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  • @AMinibot
    @AMinibot 7 років тому +5493

    Sometimes it's really easy to forget that Liam and Laura aren't actually siblings.

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 6 років тому +188

      GryffinclawPrefect I'm always double-checking names because of that.

    • @krispinkeyes7000
      @krispinkeyes7000 5 років тому +585

      Liam and Laura do share a birthday though - that's why they decided to play twins.

    • @jordanburton9819
      @jordanburton9819 5 років тому +375

      It's really easy to forget that Laura and Trav are married too oops lol

    • @jamiepape147
      @jamiepape147 5 років тому +105

      Jordan Burton what..... Jaina Proudmoore is married to Thor?

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 років тому +43

      right? they almost look alike

  • @bryanalexander7571
    @bryanalexander7571 8 років тому +2934

    "That hovel you call a castle" "I don't make promises to dogs"
    I love that after the fight, Scanlan was all, "We tried to negotiate" LOL

    • @omnilisk279
      @omnilisk279 5 років тому +181

      *"I cast polymorph on myself giving myself a gigantic dick"*

    • @theAustriaball
      @theAustriaball 5 років тому +175

      @@omnilisk279 *you cannot polymorph into something you already are*

    • @magicalsleeper
      @magicalsleeper 5 років тому +6

      Austriaball 🔥

    • @FarazRajput1992
      @FarazRajput1992 5 років тому +4

      i want to like, but don't want to break the perfect "555"... sigh, i already did :(

    • @johnjustjohn5866
      @johnjustjohn5866 5 років тому +22

      Technically negotiation, just not a good one

  • @fitz7891
    @fitz7891 4 роки тому +3693

    Grog: "screams"
    Keyleth in the form of an earth elemental: "It's me Keyleth!"
    Grog: "screams in confusion"

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 роки тому +2829

    Synopsis at 21:27; the game starts at 25:19. The rest starts at 1:31:44; game resumes at 1:49:35 and goes to 2:51:02
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

    • @stevenj7673
      @stevenj7673 3 роки тому +14

      It does help Thank you

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 3 роки тому +13

      Bumping this, appreciate your effort!

    • @Daelrickun
      @Daelrickun 3 роки тому +16

      Not all heroes wear a cape, ty for this.

    • @Ninjobliveus13
      @Ninjobliveus13 3 роки тому +7

      Bumping it

    • @Rrojas200
      @Rrojas200 3 роки тому +8

      Appreciate ya big dawg

  • @penguin12902
    @penguin12902 5 років тому +3508

    Scanlan is officially the best.
    Scanlan: "DON'T HIT ME!!!"
    Dwarf: "Uhh ok, I guess I won't then. Wait what?!?"

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 4 роки тому +107

      He also got a man to kill himself.

    • @arztfritz3803
      @arztfritz3803 4 роки тому +62

      And he used minor illusion AND polymorph to distract someone!

    • @Cyyberslam8
      @Cyyberslam8 3 роки тому +43

      @@arztfritz3803 I appreciate that he could've used Minor Illusion again, but he burned a 4th lvl for that joke lol

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 2 роки тому +21

      @@Cyyberslam8 That makes it even greater and befitting for his character

    • @ScientObject40
      @ScientObject40 2 роки тому +5

      Timestamp 56:18 btw.

  • @averagedrummer8939
    @averagedrummer8939 6 років тому +2772

    Rest of Party: "Let's try to trap the queen when she reappears"
    *Queen Reappears*
    Percy: "I would like to try a headshot with bad news"

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +193

      Queen Allura: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @jacktuck0294
      @jacktuck0294 4 роки тому +118

      It was at this moment that she knew, she fucked up

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 роки тому +185

      No mercy Percy rearing his head early.

    • @jacktuck0294
      @jacktuck0294 3 роки тому +61

      obsidiannightwolfe13 I still have yet to see the full no mercy Percy

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 роки тому +50

      @@jacktuck0294 it's worth watching the full series

  • @darkroman1589
    @darkroman1589 5 років тому +1810

    “Scalen what’s that?”
    “Oh this bulge? It’s-“
    “That’s bedtime is what that is!”

    • @lemon_aid1737
      @lemon_aid1737 4 роки тому +26

      DarkRoman 15 1:31:36 (for reference :3)

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +75

      That shit killed me
      Clearly matt didn't want to ruin the serious moment 😂😂

    • @crispsaltybaconretromcswag33
      @crispsaltybaconretromcswag33 3 роки тому +46

      Please un-polymorph your tripod

    • @Loki13M
      @Loki13M 2 роки тому +19

      Completely expected Scalen to ask if that was some kind of invitation.
      Opportunity missed.

    • @acelibrarian
      @acelibrarian Рік тому +7

      ​@@Loki13Mself-preservation. Even Scanlan knows when a woman's close to slitting his throat.

  • @lmac40762
    @lmac40762 Рік тому +567

    It's really funny how there is this mistrust of the paladin but the brain sucking abomination is treated like family

    • @pramada9431
      @pramada9431 Рік тому +67

      Clarence is family, goddamnit!

    • @gm6892
      @gm6892 Рік тому +21

      It always annoyed me.

    • @relyimah
      @relyimah Рік тому +11

      it really is getting quite old.... I do like "Clarence", but yeah...

    • @jeremywilson8313
      @jeremywilson8313 Рік тому +56

      In my head cannon, the reason for this is a lack of first hand experience with mind flayers that sprouts into a niave trust combined with a war bound connection (the same type of bound real soldiers feel due to them having to actually trust each other with their lives). This combined with a distrust of preset societal preconceptions, for example while both dieties are good pike and kima both worship different gods. This combined with kimas sense of resisting compromise and in honesty being there for no reason. I get that her diety gave her a vision, by why only one paladin against such a dark strong foe, why not all paladins amd clerics of bahamut. Clarota was there trying to free and asist his people, something keyleth could relate to even if the reasoning wasnt the comeplete same. Then combine that with vox machias past of being basicly outcasts even as adventurers, its logicaly they wouldnt trust those of what could be perceived as higher standings.

    • @digitalk1llraymon448
      @digitalk1llraymon448 Рік тому +29

      It's been my experience that "monsters", for the most part, are usually straightforward with their intentions, either because us knowing doesn't change anything for them, or because lying can get them killed. Most of them don't lie to each other for a living, so doing it consistently usually bites them in the ass. Plus, most monsters are driven by instinct, and if you "know" those instincts, you can usually cohabitate or even tame them depending on their disposition.
      However "non-monsters" usually have some sort of agenda, they are more used to lying to those around them, and are not as instinct driven, so its harder to figure them out.
      I've been stabbed in the back plenty of times by non-monsters. However, other than the two times that I was WAY underprepared for them, monsters have been pleasant and helpful for the most part.

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 7 років тому +1945

    The image of Grog screaming his head off at an earth elemental while strapped down makes me laugh my head off.

    • @quitefeinty1529
      @quitefeinty1529 7 років тому +20

      Gettin kinky with it!

    • @martijnkrol842
      @martijnkrol842 6 років тому +7

      watched it over and over again. Can't stop laughing.

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 5 років тому +13

      Has somebody animated this yet?
      And then made a gif of it?
      :)

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 4 роки тому +10

      i really hope this is included in the series, i wouldn't even be able to watch the rest of the episode until i re-watch it at least seven to 25 times

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 2 роки тому +3

      That was one of the first fits of giggles these chuckleheads gave me.

  • @topturv528
    @topturv528 7 років тому +2296

    Vex: "You look really manly now."
    Grog: "Now?" :(
    #underDonuts

    • @UnorganizedWaffle
      @UnorganizedWaffle 5 років тому +3

      How do you have 400 upvotes and no comments.

    • @the22attacker
      @the22attacker 5 років тому +21

      @@UnorganizedWaffle you killed the streak

    • @UnorganizedWaffle
      @UnorganizedWaffle 5 років тому

      @@the22attacker does it count if all of the comments are sarcastic.

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird 5 років тому +43

      Doubly fun when you remember Travis is married to Laura.

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 5 років тому

      @@UnorganizedWaffle yes.

  • @isaacdickinson4521
    @isaacdickinson4521 4 роки тому +498

    Grog: what happened to your foot?
    Vax: *shows foot* "it got melted"
    Grog: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @slushelhusky2448
    @slushelhusky2448 4 роки тому +425

    "he sticks his tongue in your ear a little bit"
    "its actually quite nice"

  • @johnfath996
    @johnfath996 7 років тому +2379

    I like how Grog has higher wisdom than Tiberius.

    • @plice6719
      @plice6719 5 років тому +175

      And Scanlan

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 років тому +331

      Oh, grog the wise give your guidance

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 5 років тому +181

      So THAT'S why he's so eloquent and worded.

    • @vigilantsycamore8750
      @vigilantsycamore8750 5 років тому +336

      Tiberius is an academic, right? As someone who's hopefully going to start university soon, I can confirm that wisdom is not our strong suit

    • @fenzelian
      @fenzelian 4 роки тому +316

      "I can see all of you."
      "Not me!"
      "Don't be so sure, dragonborn."
      "He's pretty good!"

  • @LadySixthBullet
    @LadySixthBullet 8 років тому +2438

    I mean. I'm like 95% sure that Clarota is going to betray in the end but I'm kind of fond of him. Possibly due to Matt's influence though.

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 років тому +207

      I don't know, I think Keyleth is on to something with this "Kema and the horn" thing

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 років тому +79

      This being at this moment, I don't know what's going to happen, don't spoil it haha

    • @EricKingOfScots
      @EricKingOfScots 7 років тому +58

      This is so nice seeing new Critters being formed!

    • @tylerdurham6091
      @tylerdurham6091 7 років тому +81

      Just started watching, this is really good. It's making me wish I was a better DM. Mercer is really impressive

    • @EricKingOfScots
      @EricKingOfScots 7 років тому +22

      Tyler Durham he is really good. He's done a whole set of Dm tips videos.

  • @Krolshi
    @Krolshi 4 роки тому +1782

    Me: too lazy to finish/start a 12 episode series with only 24 minutes per episode.
    Also me: stays up all night binging 3-5 hr episodes of CR.

    • @thetwilightgamer
      @thetwilightgamer 4 роки тому +25

      This is M E

    • @mikeadrien811
      @mikeadrien811 4 роки тому +35

      Meh those can wait. You’d never get this much free time like ever.
      Speaking while thinking about all the books I’ve been wanting to finish up

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 4 роки тому +9

      You didn't have to call me out like this x)

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 3 роки тому +4

      I chose this over Star Trek marathon (TOS, TNG, DS9)

    • @hexabr
      @hexabr 3 роки тому +1

      true story

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +693

    Laura: "Can I get new dice as well".
    And thus we see the start of the addiction.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 2 роки тому +6

      @Timber_Wolf___ rookie numbers in total I have over 300 dice

    • @Clone-rb6vo
      @Clone-rb6vo 2 роки тому +16

      @@youshallnotpass567 I have a Bailey’s Bag of Hoarding full of d6s 😂

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 2 роки тому +9

      Honestly I have no clue how many dice I have. I've given up counting them, I just weigh them. I have over 6 pounds of dice at the moment.

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 2 роки тому +3

      @@youshallnotpass567 Those are really rookie numbers my guy.

    • @KeldonRaven
      @KeldonRaven Рік тому +3

      ......its not an addiction I can stop collecting dice any time I want.....after I get these ones.....and those one too.....

  • @nateatavares4268
    @nateatavares4268 7 років тому +1737

    I like how the character's stats are being shown now. that was a cool addition to the mix, being able to see stuff like that.

    • @melsie6718
      @melsie6718 3 роки тому +4

      Yes!

    • @tylercarter9965
      @tylercarter9965 Рік тому +1

      super super late, but is there a place i can see their levels? it’s cool knowing their stats now, cuz i can understand what each character is bad at, but i would like to know what level they are.

    • @Wraithspartan
      @Wraithspartan Рік тому +5

      ​@@tylercarter9965 I believe in the intro portion of an earlier episode (can't recall which - sorry) they said they were Level 9.

    • @Jamyn1996
      @Jamyn1996 Рік тому +2

      You’re right! I just started this a few weeks ago and heard them say that’s couple episodes in

    • @p4hagen197
      @p4hagen197 Рік тому +4

      ​@@Wraithspartan in this they're lvl 10, as keyleth becoming an earth elemental is the lvl 10 moon druid feature.

  • @MrBunitj
    @MrBunitj 8 років тому +3514

    Why didn't I start when this show started, 3-hour episodes, so many to go, must keep watching, must satisfy my new addiction, my life is in ruins, my studies neglected, what is a shower? Life as I know it is over until I have caught up!

    • @Incurafy
      @Incurafy 8 років тому +91

      You and me both, I desperately want to catch up but there's just so much to get through! XD

    • @SterlingVanlaere
      @SterlingVanlaere 7 років тому +32

      We will make it eventually :)

    • @MrBunitj
      @MrBunitj 7 років тому +93

      +Cedric Meury episode 17. malnutrition is starting to kick in. the sleep depravity is making me hallucinate that trinket is sneaking up on me. I jump up for cuddles only to find my self alone. my family, an able to get through to me are gone. but i barely notice. I just fall back into the warm embrace of critical role, letting Gross voice sooth me and Vex warm my heart and Matt guide me.

    • @SterlingVanlaere
      @SterlingVanlaere 7 років тому +47

      I would like to ... encourage ... food ;)

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 7 років тому +17

      I wish you guys the best of luck. You can do it. Some day you might be able to watch the show live on Twitch like me.

  • @kyleread2956
    @kyleread2956 3 роки тому +902

    2:52:30 Laura: "Enough with the dick jokes."
    Little did she know she would become the very thing she sought to destroy.

    • @Clone-rb6vo
      @Clone-rb6vo 2 роки тому +79

      Let chaos reign

    • @wybiethecryptid7404
      @wybiethecryptid7404 2 роки тому +48

      Let chaos reign

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 роки тому +36

      we all know, nothing happens for a reason, it's qbsolute fucking chaos.

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 2 роки тому +17

      ✊🏻 Let Chaos Reign ✊🏻

    • @L3X1899
      @L3X1899 2 роки тому +21

      Ah Jester, she was so precious, I miss the mighty nein, I hope some of them make a cameo in the new campaign...Also, Let chaos reign

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 5 років тому +1085

    1:55:50
    Vex: *changes armor in front of the group*
    Grog: *draws furiously*

    • @strixx_-4483
      @strixx_-4483 4 роки тому +25

      Captain Birch that had me dying 😂

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +72

      Of course his drawing skills are likely as good as his counting skills, so it's a stick figure with boobs.

    • @jamesdelaneywhelan9255
      @jamesdelaneywhelan9255 3 роки тому +44

      I was dying laughing at this and increases my love for grog profusely

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 3 роки тому +30

      Quickest draw in the under dark

    • @CantTakeTheSkysFromME
      @CantTakeTheSkysFromME 3 роки тому +31

      Just to look down and see he was drawing on air because he has no paper or pen. So sad, poor Grog

  • @randolfcarter3889
    @randolfcarter3889 7 років тому +1480

    1:20:00 Vex: "You look really manly now." Grog: "Now?" Travis to Laura: "You're sleeping on the couch." Best exchange of the evening! XD

  • @greatnatebolton8805
    @greatnatebolton8805 7 років тому +1001

    "Can I roll a perception check?" - Grog
    "Yes." - Matt
    "It's 12..." - Grog
    "You found some boats, yo!" -Matt
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TimStamper89
    @TimStamper89 2 роки тому +87

    Liams "I fucking love this game" is so great
    This whole 7 years has happened because your man wanted to relive a bit of his childhood

  • @michaelrains6731
    @michaelrains6731 4 роки тому +364

    Vax: “Grog, are you skinning a boar over there?”
    Grog:”That’s what they call it in some countries hahaha.”

  • @bonepaste_3336
    @bonepaste_3336 5 років тому +953

    “We’ve killed so many people”
    “Hey nobody’s perfect”

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 роки тому +45

      New campaign, cadeucus: "I know don't know many good people who haven't killed someone"

    • @MagmaRiver
      @MagmaRiver Рік тому

      "Oopsy woopsy we did a fucky wucky"

  • @brendenwright9351
    @brendenwright9351 6 років тому +1339

    Whenever I hear Vax'ildan and Vex'ahlia talk to each other, all I can think of is this.
    Vax: "Awkward sibling hug?"
    Vex: "Awkward sibling hug."
    Vax & Vex: ^hug^ "Pat pat." ^pat each other on the back^

    • @miles6283
      @miles6283 6 років тому +14

      Exactly.

    • @Tacticslion
      @Tacticslion 5 років тому +106

      Yeah, the Gravity Falls dynamic was fantastic, and they simply ooze that same sort of sibling reltationship. It's easy to slip into the illusion that both players are siblings, at times, too.

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 5 років тому +25

      Sincere sibling hug.

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 роки тому +4

      I. Love. You.

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 роки тому +6

      Damn it, that's all I'm gonna think about now

  • @bearmothowl6219
    @bearmothowl6219 4 роки тому +253

    Keyleth trying to pull off the iron bands from Grog... "I failed..."
    Vex: "Failed what??"
    Percy: "...life..."
    ... xD

  • @TheSolitaryGrape
    @TheSolitaryGrape Рік тому +102

    58:28 Matt: "counterspell in this edition is so good"
    *Sam will remember this*

  • @Edithae
    @Edithae 8 років тому +298

    Row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    if you see a druid shape shifting into a shark
    don't forget to scream

  • @camdenwestergreen5329
    @camdenwestergreen5329 8 років тому +1371

    I am convinced that Sam is an actual Gnome

  • @TheAnimePrincessRose
    @TheAnimePrincessRose 4 роки тому +610

    "Talk, small annoying creature..."
    Me: Uh... You do remember that this "small annoying creature" just decapitated your King and husband yesterday like a total badass, right?

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +84

      Villain rule number one, never sound impressed.

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 3 роки тому +43

      Yes, she does. That's part of why this small creature is so annoying. :-)

    • @supremeguardian1395
      @supremeguardian1395 2 роки тому +15

      Idk if someone decapitated my spouse before my eyes I'd be pretty annoyed

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому

      @@elbruces Several villains have broken that rule, some multiple times

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces Рік тому

      @@ALJ9000
      Yeah well, they shouldn't have.

  • @blueskyinfiniti
    @blueskyinfiniti 5 років тому +383

    I love it. Pike is never there to see Scanlan be awesome, it so works with the dynamic.

  • @Tamashikiri
    @Tamashikiri 8 років тому +1544

    Am I the only one who finds it weird seeing a clean-shaven Sam Riegel after 8 episodes of his beard?

  • @necry9583
    @necry9583 8 років тому +467

    Grog wakes
    Burned a bit,
    See queen poof and get winked at
    Suddenly giant rock monster makes noise and starts running with the cart,
    Grog has had a bad day

  • @OldSchoolGM94
    @OldSchoolGM94 5 років тому +417

    2:40:00 is Matt Mercer slowly panicking inside as the party decides they want to explore the artistic bits of the map that has nothing prepped for it.

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus Рік тому +26

      Every DM relating so hard
      Or the opposite
      Designing a super detailed specific enemy headquarters only for the party to completely leave that landmass for other shores on a different sidequest lol

  • @UltramanExplained
    @UltramanExplained 5 років тому +1118

    Love that the chat window is gone. Much better having more map, mini, and character sheet visuals. Amazing job!

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +156

      There were a few toxic and troll comments in chat at the time, which I think was the main reason. But honestly even without that it is better to use that space for game stuff as you say.

    • @kasiamleczarska9078
      @kasiamleczarska9078 3 роки тому +60

      @@Logan_Baron Yeah, the trolls in the chat were distracting and upsetting. It's better not to have the chat visible at all.

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 роки тому +24

      It was fine to start with chat though as they didn't have that many members in the start

    • @laurenfiorucci6010
      @laurenfiorucci6010 3 роки тому +32

      The chat was so distracting!!

    • @Mollohandro
      @Mollohandro 2 роки тому +11

      I watch Critical Role for BarfyMan362’s Twitch chat comments. Now they’re gone…

  • @valritz1489
    @valritz1489 8 років тому +832

    Percy made a boat!
    With guns.
    A gunboat.

    • @zekezukowski7431
      @zekezukowski7431 7 років тому +77

      Shoot the encounter. Stop having it be alive.

    • @themasquerade9868
      @themasquerade9868 7 років тому +22

      I like you guys.

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 6 років тому +26

      Wait for him to build a dungeon... A GUNGEON!

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 6 років тому +18

      Guns and ships and so the balance shifts...

    • @ichuckpieatcars
      @ichuckpieatcars 5 років тому +5

      Honestly didn't expect to find a Bill Wurtz reference in these comments... well done

  • @Kyshakk
    @Kyshakk 7 років тому +539

    26:33 - Vax voices Tiberius
    30:18 - Vax rolls a natural 20
    31:30 - Scanlan speaks
    33:26 - Sam (Scanlan) takes a chance by asking Matt to let him re-roll
    36:30 - Scanlan's Proposal
    37:01 - Scanlan says "I would promise, but I don't make promises to dogs."
    50:55 - Bum-rush the Queen and give her a hug
    53:50 - Grog panic
    56:00 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
    56:43 - Scanlan sings "No, don't him me"
    59:45 - Shoot her
    1:00:56 - Scanlan sings "Yeah"
    1:12:00 - K'Varn Speaks
    1:13:10 - Beholders have ears?
    1:18:06 - Kima's Healing Touch
    1:20:05 - Anyone else here travis say " I'm sleeping on the couch tonight
    1:21:28 - Scanlan distracts Kima.
    1:22:58 - Keyleth talks
    1:24:14 - Grogs excitement
    1:24:27 - Matt is The Whisper (apparently something he would often do in the original game)
    1:25:00 - It gets deep, like, underdark deep
    1:27:30 - Tiberius is a sweetheart
    1:29:02 - Scanlan distracts with polymorph.
    1:49:53 - Scanlan's polymorph wears off.
    1:55:51 - Vex takes off her chainmail whilst Grogg draws Kimma.
    1:56:20 - Grog: "Can I roll a stealth check?"
    1:57:30 - Grog sees Vax's foot
    2:01:02 - Flower girl Grog returns
    2:06:45 - Scanlan sings "push it real good"
    2:20:10 - Vax and Vex role sibling persuasion against one another
    2:27:00 - The Grog cannonball.
    2:27:55 - COLD! COLD! COLD!
    2:37:14 - Scanlan sings a boat song, sorta.
    3:05:30 - "I would like to Rave!"

    • @Shepard312
      @Shepard312 7 років тому +5

      ayy thanks, fam.

    • @treelobster6137
      @treelobster6137 7 років тому +28

      For 1:20:05 ish it sounds more like he's saying "You're sleeping on the couch", which makes more sense given the context.

    • @DarknessHasFallen666
      @DarknessHasFallen666 5 років тому +4

      BUMP - rewatching is hard when all the timestamps are buried!

    • @mocinina
      @mocinina 5 років тому +1

      Thanks

    • @maagicmaan569
      @maagicmaan569 5 років тому +4

      You are the prototype Flando

  • @Arucan
    @Arucan 4 роки тому +345

    Matt Mercer just listed off my party as the dead group covered in cobwebs. We fit that exactly. We TPKed in the underdark and our bodies were never found.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +25

      Whoa.

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 роки тому +18

      Foreshadowing

    • @januzzell8631
      @januzzell8631 3 роки тому +27

      It's canon now :D

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +16

      Bruh.. that's awesome. Know it's been a while but you down to tell the tale?

    • @Arucan
      @Arucan 3 роки тому +43

      @@S_047 not much to say really. We went in acting too big for our boots and the DM sent a rogue mindflayer and some Duergar after us. We were level 4 or so so it didnt go too well.

  • @foziarasheed2676
    @foziarasheed2676 4 роки тому +180

    Liam and Laura actually act like they're siblings,the little fight for the leather armour was hilarious 😂

    • @j.j.s.7083
      @j.j.s.7083 2 роки тому +7

      Omg I died when Liam pretended to grab her ear. Such good humor lol

  • @EvanMcVeigh
    @EvanMcVeigh 8 років тому +507

    every time matt says "it apears to be" or some such vaguity I expect it to be falllowed with "you step into the room, it is a mouth, you are consumed" or "looks like water, it's acid" I had too many horrible dm when in elementary school.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 7 років тому +68

      I was second DM for a beginner D&D weekly event at a local game shop. Last session before the shop closed, I made a giant map that had a large bridge over a river and connecting two lands. I had to spend five minutes arguing with my players that it was a strong and secure bridge that would not be blown up. They still didn't cross it. Main DM is laughing because we've obviously taught them well.

    • @tamriilin
      @tamriilin 7 років тому +124

      That's horrible. DMs intentionally gaslighting and abusing players is fucked to me. The DM isn't there to play the game against you or to lure you into some sort of "Gotcha!", the DM is there to facilitate telling a story and managing the world. If the world is dangerous and the players are careless, they die, but the DM shouldn't be inventing things specifically to murder players out of some sense of maniacism.

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 7 років тому +55

      tamriilin Depends on how they do it and intent. I've tricked players on several occasions because I'm trying to teach them to think. Most of the time, I'm providing hints throughout. I've then explained exactly what was going on afterwards so they can see the full narrative and an idea of the lesson.

    • @TomDufall
      @TomDufall 7 років тому +83

      You've got to find a good balance. You don't want your players getting cocky and it's great to see a trap fall into place, but equally you don't want players rolling perception on every corner out of fear.

    • @MrLordDarlington
      @MrLordDarlington 7 років тому +33

      Traps are important, you need them around but you need to use them in moderation. If your party is getting a bit excessively cautious, to the point of refusing to proceed, you'll likely need to lighten up on them a bit. If the opposite is the case, and they are getting a bit overly cocky, crack down on them, throw a series of dangerous traps in to bring back that sense of danger, or introduce a set of particularly trying encounters.

  • @freecrazymonkey
    @freecrazymonkey 7 років тому +1369

    At about 1:48:34 they come back from break (for all of you mobile users)

    • @domstar100
      @domstar100 7 років тому +30

      thank you so much you are a saint.

    • @316malica
      @316malica 7 років тому +18

      much appreciated

    • @storarperur26
      @storarperur26 7 років тому +78

      you are not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need

    • @MegaMathewj
      @MegaMathewj 7 років тому +12

      your a bloody legend

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 7 років тому +14

      Toni Snakes thank you, merciful UA-camr

  • @Law-of-EnTropy
    @Law-of-EnTropy 4 роки тому +329

    Matt: "There aren't usually this much penis jokes in these sessions, uhh. . ."
    Laura: *we can fix that*

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 2 роки тому +10

      Jester Lavorre enters the Chat

    • @NehpetsMug
      @NehpetsMug Рік тому

      Laura you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven 3 роки тому +129

    Scanlan: "I cast polymorph on myself..."
    *Matt stares in disapproval*

  • @danielevans545
    @danielevans545 8 років тому +2104

    So much better with the chat window gone.

    • @marto_sauce9564
      @marto_sauce9564 8 років тому +52

      agreed

    • @mariusgry5800
      @mariusgry5800 8 років тому +29

      +Martin Banno hell yeah, they just pissed me off : v

    • @welsh7419
      @welsh7419 8 років тому +124

      +Daniel Evans It went too fast to read anyway...

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 років тому +47

      too negative

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 8 років тому +213

      There were fun things in the chat window, but yeah, it was too distracting, I was forever squinting to read it and then realise I'd missed some dialogue.

  • @kenziemckeever1605
    @kenziemckeever1605 6 років тому +891

    "There are many things in the water... Fish, crustaceans..." After all the serious stuff Matt has had Clarotta say, that just got me.

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +145

      Still not better than "did you know this illithid?"
      "Daaaaave...."

    • @lisagaughan7154
      @lisagaughan7154 2 роки тому +18

      @@UrbanJackal I thought Scanlan said that.

  • @spacewooly
    @spacewooly 3 роки тому +258

    Matt: "there aren't usually this many penis jokes in a session, just happened to be one of those days"....
    Oh if only he knew Traveler-Con Awaited him in the future.

  • @angelaoneal5169
    @angelaoneal5169 2 роки тому +82

    2:01:38 Percival: "No matter what happens, don't enter the temple until we've all had a moment to figure out what's happening."
    2:01:57 Vex: "So enter the temple. Understood."
    2:01:59 Percival: "Understood. Excellent."

  • @snakeace0
    @snakeace0 8 років тому +628

    vax:" Grog are you are skinning a boar over there?"
    Grog:" Yep ,thats what they call it in some countries.."
    Comedy gold.

  • @JD-ix1ey
    @JD-ix1ey 7 років тому +510

    I love that Grog quietly says, "You're sleeping on the couch tonight." after Vex says he only looks manly now. Little things like that are what make this series so good!

    • @rock21611
      @rock21611 5 років тому +116

      That’s not in character, Laura and Travis are married.

  • @AzLolFun
    @AzLolFun 4 роки тому +71

    The image of Scanlon singing "No don't hit me" making the duregar actually miss is killing me 😂

  • @stuart5350
    @stuart5350 2 роки тому +410

    25:22 - Game starts
    35:20 - Scanlan’s speech to queen, 37 - he doesn’t make promises to dogs
    51:35 - Scanlan “Get lost motherfucker!”
    54:50 - Earth elemental Keyleth saves Grog
    1:00:40 - Percy kills Duergar, saving Scanlan
    (They question the queen and K’Varn talks through(?) her)
    1:16:00 - Grog is feeling ignored, then Kima heals him
    1:22:10 - Scanlan’s third nipple
    1:24:10 - Vax does an insight on Keyleth, gets a WHISPER
    (Keyleth gets emotional and they all try to talk her down)
    1:29:05 - Scanlan tries to show Kima his dick, but I actually like this moment for Grog’s reaction
    1:32:05 - Break starts
    1:49:35 - Break ends
    1:49:53 - Scanlan’s CUBE!
    1:55:50 - Vex strips, “Grog” feverishly starts sketching
    1:57:15 - Pike heals Vax’s foot
    2:00:08 - A little Vax/Keyleth moment
    2:19:55 - Vax and Vex fight over armor, Vex wins
    2:28:08 - Grog jumps into freezing water, more penis jokes
    (Percy takes 2 hours to fix a boat, sail, then they find cave filled with undead)
    2:50:55 - Game ends

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 7 років тому +194

    2:33:30 (wow, I'm talkative today) Did I ever mention I fucking loved the bottle gag? Both the initial "I have this [empty bottle]; I'm good" whenever anyone mentioned packing an air supply, and then the reveal that Tiberius actually wasn't being dumb and the bottle is a magic item.

    • @aarondavis7391
      @aarondavis7391 4 роки тому +12

      I highly suspected this was a "bottle of air" (magic item) the first time he pulled it out I'm happy to see that it actually is.

  • @Kristymysticwater
    @Kristymysticwater 7 років тому +285

    that sibling contest persuasion roll was priceless XD

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +19

      I was hoping Laura would say "Vex stomped on his pinky nubbin!"

  • @Mr9TalesFox
    @Mr9TalesFox 3 роки тому +104

    VEX: I want to check if she alive.
    DM: She is dead.
    VEX: Ok I loot her.
    :D

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +2

      Priorities, if you can’t save em’ loot em’

  • @vix_4783
    @vix_4783 2 роки тому +80

    Tiberius calling himself a glass canon whilst having more hit points and AC than most the other party members sendsss meeeee

    • @jameshorsman2304
      @jameshorsman2304 8 місяців тому +18

      well he is just trying to be greedy and take more magic items for himself there is no logic or numbers behind it you can visually see his irritation when he gave away the circlet as well

  • @onirein3217
    @onirein3217 8 років тому +234

    "Do you have a mic you can conjure and drop" -Grog (hahahaha)

  • @darkbunny9994
    @darkbunny9994 6 років тому +277

    One of my favorite phrases of Matt's is his "best you can tell..." because it makes it so that there isn't really a definitive answer as to whether there is danger or not.

    • @terrimoran4428
      @terrimoran4428 2 роки тому +21

      I know this is late but I thought I'd add it for fun. My DM always says "As far as you can tell, you are hidden." to every stealth roll. From a Nat 20 to Nat 1. I love and hate it. It adds a fun bit of tension.

  • @iutiuber58
    @iutiuber58 3 роки тому +118

    The first whisper in the show, and Sam is already using the moment to advertise something. I love it!

  • @Babawze
    @Babawze 4 роки тому +493

    When Matt started describing the translucent deformed crab i found myself singing :
    Underdark sea
    !
    Underdark sea
    !
    Darling it's better
    Down where it's darker
    Take it from me
    Up on the surface they work all day
    Out in the sun they slave away
    While we devotin'
    Full time to flayin'
    Underdark sea!

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 4 роки тому +11

      I love you.

    • @bearbones7913
      @bearbones7913 4 роки тому +25

      Just so you know...I had to sing this

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +19

      Sir you dropped theese🏆🎤

    • @luckyfluf0
      @luckyfluf0 3 роки тому +8

      A funny parody worthy of any bard. Absolutely awesome! XD

    • @OokamiSolstice92
      @OokamiSolstice92 2 роки тому +2

      @CriticalRole @GeekandSundry 👀

  • @WTFM
    @WTFM 8 років тому +191

    the infamous DM's whisper... usually bring frightening news lol

  • @kathe.s.268
    @kathe.s.268 8 років тому +452

    For a pretty independant character, Vax'Ildan makes for a good leader of the party. Or atleast, it feels like he takes up leadership more often than not.

    • @jime7001
      @jime7001 8 років тому +135

      Yeah. He's a reasonably good diplomat.
      But he's terrible at making plans. He usually just stealths ahead and throws his daggers at lone guards.

    • @kathe.s.268
      @kathe.s.268 8 років тому +26

      +Jimmy Evans ah well, they're all terrible at something or the other. Just found myself very surprised when I noticed it. Then again, I did create a rogue who also exhibits leadership qualities and a flair for diplomacy. Suppose it is possible :)

    • @sarahhebert4398
      @sarahhebert4398 6 років тому +34

      I found myself thinking the same thing! Everyone seems to take his words well and wait for him to agree to plans. He’s a good leader, of a democratic group

    • @joshangrian
      @joshangrian 6 років тому +62

      The game started as a birthday adventure for Liam, it's not surprising that his character is an impromptu leader in the group.

    • @beneteus3833
      @beneteus3833 6 років тому +8

      if you realy want a leader type rogue you can also easely take dex as main and cha as second stat as rogues with all their proficencies and experties dont need that good other stats, and you can dump str and con to 10 so you can get also mediocer int and wis..

  • @Vermillionx
    @Vermillionx 10 місяців тому +40

    The longer I go on, the more I appreciate Grog and Scanlan for bringing some lighthearted humor into the group.

  • @mancerayder8010
    @mancerayder8010 Рік тому +24

    Percy is the best. Waits for his turn and plays his character plain and simple.

  • @herz5159
    @herz5159 6 років тому +260

    Vax and Vex fighting over that armour was the cutest thing ever

  • @littleratfella6857
    @littleratfella6857 5 років тому +1038

    Keyleth: We have so much BLOOD ON OUR HANDS!
    also Keyleth: I mean we don't need them alive, just their brain lol.

    • @rustysapothecary
      @rustysapothecary 5 років тому +151

      Her morals are flexible when it suits her. Or when she wants more screen time.

    • @damiwayne8289
      @damiwayne8289 5 років тому +281

      It was pretty clear that the “we just need their brain” Line was Marisha and not Keyleth.

    • @jjpaetz25
      @jjpaetz25 5 років тому +99

      I dislike her character very much. I think she might have a lower intelligence than Grog.

    • @7bakerskates7
      @7bakerskates7 5 років тому +43

      @@jjpaetz25 that's just marisha

    • @jondoandel3173
      @jondoandel3173 5 років тому +109

      yeah i heard about alot of dislike for the way she played... I didn't get it at first but as we go on I'm starting to see why people don't like her... hell when she started her " I think we should leave" I really wanted to just hit skip a few times and move on from it XD

  • @balloonattics6186
    @balloonattics6186 4 роки тому +560

    Im new to critical role, and felt compelled to mention how it's getting me through this terrible Coronavirus lockdown in the UK.
    We're all losing friends/family, and this is the best antidote I've found.
    ...
    Thank you all.

    • @Roseblade-om8zx
      @Roseblade-om8zx 4 роки тому +6

      I understand how you feel though as I've started it a few days ago

    • @obsidiannightwolfe13
      @obsidiannightwolfe13 3 роки тому +3

      You guys have some amazingly beautiful and horribly depressing times ahead. Just remember the words "Is it worth it?" And watch for Sam/scanlan to say it. It's easy to miss. Also don't read too many comments.

    • @Beacuzz
      @Beacuzz 3 роки тому +1

      I'm going back into lockdown and so glad I started this

    • @mahtanel7049
      @mahtanel7049 3 роки тому +3

      Hang in there! Cheers from Montreal! I'm an art student and most of the time I need to stay in front of a screen 24/7 and 10 months into the pandemic I don't really have mental energy to draw, critical role helps so much, literally the only thing that gives me comforting and allows me to stay and work instead of just watching tiktoks in bed. Anyway, I hope you're doing well!

    • @mattpeterson7074
      @mattpeterson7074 3 роки тому +2

      Hope all is going well. Our family has been locked down pretty fierce for going on a year now. Peace and love friends!

  • @Taffoman
    @Taffoman Рік тому +130

    God damn the discussion between Vex and Keyleth after Matt's whispering sends chills down my spine... So much emotion!

  • @paulkline1574
    @paulkline1574 6 років тому +123

    "Is this normal?" , "None of this is normal." Best two line description of the entire adventure.

  • @RenoHex
    @RenoHex 8 років тому +206

    "Oh, you're talking? We're doing the talking thing?" I LOVE this series!

    • @sogwatchman
      @sogwatchman 8 років тому +19

      +King Karitsa sounds like a Nathan Fillion comment...

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 4 роки тому +93

    Scanlan: ah dont hit me
    Dwarf: Its hard to argue with his assessment

  • @shauncagney2811
    @shauncagney2811 3 роки тому +69

    Matt: "at the edge of the island you see a bioluminescent, fungal forest"
    The party: *sheer horror/disgust*
    Keyleth the Hippie Druid: "I LOVE IT CAN WE KEEP IT!?"

  • @TheLoredOfBored
    @TheLoredOfBored 8 років тому +275

    I love how Percy is emo to the extremo.

    • @cosmic_poet7326
      @cosmic_poet7326 4 роки тому +7

      TheLoredOfBored Well.....Taliesins twitter name is „executivegoth“. He probably likes goths.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 4 роки тому +6

      @@cosmic_poet7326 He is goth

    • @mazie1874
      @mazie1874 4 роки тому +6

      TheLoredOfBored it’s not Percy. It’s just Taliesin.

  • @lafken2
    @lafken2 7 років тому +123

    2:30:21 "You all watch as Grog is now riding a shark."
    How can anyone say that with a straight face? Awesome image.

  • @arunoc7208
    @arunoc7208 3 роки тому +63

    I'm almost entirely convinced that that Freudian slip from Matt (Calling Clarota, K'varn) is hinting at a Clarota betrayal

  • @mynxmaine5287
    @mynxmaine5287 5 років тому +208

    2:28:26 “there aren’t usually this many penis jokes in a session folks” and then Jester happened

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 3 роки тому +17

      The latest episode is literally called "devoutness and dicks"😂😂 (campaign 2 episode 107)

    • @krimhorn
      @krimhorn 3 роки тому +3

      My reaction to that comment was "There WILL be!"

    • @asimpletrashgoblin8109
      @asimpletrashgoblin8109 3 роки тому +11

      And for anyone curious, I think the total dick count was like 90 something mentions. Critrole stats everybody!!

    • @krimhorn
      @krimhorn 3 роки тому +4

      @@asimpletrashgoblin8109 Critrole Stats: doing the Important Work since 2015

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 3 роки тому +1

      yeah i had to laugh at how quickly he changed the subject every time there was a dick joke in this episode after i got caught up on the mighty nien arc (this is as far as i have gotten in the VM campaign so i dont know if it will change later on or not)

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood 7 років тому +389

    Is no one going to talk about the moment where Keyleth says "I just hope we're not the darkness." and Tiberius just says "Oh, do you need light?" and then uses his light spell. I laughed so hard at that!

    • @theinevitablemadness8881
      @theinevitablemadness8881 4 роки тому +23

      Keyleth is reaching some self importance but sounds incredibly stupid.

    • @graggygod
      @graggygod 3 роки тому +33

      Orion is amazing at showing what low wisdom is

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 роки тому +18

      @@theinevitablemadness8881 Yeahh I get the point she's trying to make but I feel Marisha doesn't understand that it makes no sense in the context of the world. If Lady Kima follows a God of good alignment, then she is good, and anything her God tells her to do is good. It's that simple, so this whole 'How do you know what you're doing is right?' angle doesn't make any sense, she KNOWS what she's doing is right because an OMNIPOTENT GOD FUCKING SAID SO.

    • @sammelm5357
      @sammelm5357 3 роки тому +48

      @@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw that really depends on how much importance you give to the alignment system. I personally find the black and white interpretation quite boring. In my view "this god is lawful good" is an observation by humans/dwarfs/elfs/... and no inherent property of that god. I like to think that orcs view Grumsh as good.
      And just because you follow a good god does not justify every deed. Even devout followers can go to far (see Pike for an example)

    • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
      @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 3 роки тому +3

      @@sammelm5357 It has nothing to do with the alignment system, but hey obviously you can homebrew it however you want. But there's not much point in discussing homebrew now is there?

  • @frabjuosity
    @frabjuosity 8 років тому +327

    I love how each of the players seem to be playing the perfect kind of character for their body type/personality. Like I can see Marisha as an elven druid, Orion as a dragonborn, Sam as a gnome - and Travis is just the perfect goliath.

    • @stefaniisthecutest8447
      @stefaniisthecutest8447 8 років тому +71

      Only thing is Travis is actually really smart

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon 8 років тому +35

      +Stefani IsTheCutest but damn can he act good as a dumb fuck XD

    • @hampsterpig7866
      @hampsterpig7866 8 років тому +5

      +Kiero Vance™ (Kyrobolt) I can't tell if your grammar is intentionally ironic or not.

    • @frabjuosity
      @frabjuosity 8 років тому +30

      +Czieg czieg Really, you're gonna be that guy..? Go outside, bro. There are more interesting ways to fill your time than worrying about people's grammar on the internet.

    • @luxe.8419
      @luxe.8419 6 років тому +47

      Mm, Taliesin makes a great imitation of a human.

  • @Sam-il2ff
    @Sam-il2ff 5 років тому +166

    Travis seems so happy to be back. I really missed his energy the last couple episodes (first time watcher, I've been missing out)

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 3 роки тому +138

    Travis, dejected: oh.. you need magic to use it :/
    Matt: no
    Travis: looks around excitedly
    Everyone: ignores him
    My heart < / 3

    • @godspeedhero3671
      @godspeedhero3671 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair, he can rage and REALLY doesn't need it.

  • @JoyAndAgony
    @JoyAndAgony 6 років тому +153

    every time Sam doesn't know how to do things because he was always so itty bitty before is adorable. "I never rolled a d10 before!" i'm dying

  • @ToastyRoyale
    @ToastyRoyale 7 років тому +497

    They start at 16:44 for you impatient folk.

    • @dontedoestuff
      @dontedoestuff 7 років тому +18

      I've gotten into the routine of fast forwarding to about 15:30 in every video. appreciate the thought though, thank you

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 7 років тому +45

      If skipping 30 minutes every video for content that I've already seen/listened to more than once before makes me "impatient", then I'm guilty as charged.

    • @ToastyRoyale
      @ToastyRoyale 7 років тому +43

      That's all we needed to hear. Take him away, boys.

    • @SickFlicksTrick
      @SickFlicksTrick 7 років тому

      Thank you :)

    • @dermot671
      @dermot671 7 років тому

      King Toasty

  • @malisimulator1315
    @malisimulator1315 4 роки тому +122

    When Matt did that voice for Kvarn, I immediately thaught of Hermaeus Mora from the Elder Scrolls, really makes your skin crawl good, amazing job Matt!

  • @BLKDEVX
    @BLKDEVX Рік тому +32

    Grog steals the show
    "OH don't worry about me, I've only been missing for f×#king 2days!"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 Рік тому +1

      I thought he said two weeks?

    • @BLKDEVX
      @BLKDEVX Рік тому

      @@kattriella1331 makes his line even better

  • @Mirikal
    @Mirikal 8 років тому +73

    Keyleth, "Oh that's true. We don't need her, we just need her brain."
    ...that moment when you realize that although Good and Evil are relative, both sides might just consider you to be the bad guy.

    • @zacharygadzinski3147
      @zacharygadzinski3147 4 роки тому +9

      Nuetral characters are the bane to good and evil alike.

    • @bruceh8567
      @bruceh8567 4 роки тому

      @@zacharygadzinski3147 A good reason for their initial separation

  • @ThePCguy17
    @ThePCguy17 7 років тому +180

    Did anyone else notice there's an arrow pointing at Sam that says "I play with poop," because that cracked me up.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 4 роки тому +9

      I came searching for this comment, yours is literally the only one i found after all this time. I am shocked

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +9

      He probably wrote it himself.

    • @ajwest5569
      @ajwest5569 3 роки тому +2

      when?

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 3 роки тому +2

      @@ajwest5569 literally the whole time, it's on the blackboard behind him
      it's been years since I watched this, so it might have changed at the intermission of something, but it's there for a good long time

    • @ajwest5569
      @ajwest5569 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThePCguy17 damn, i must have rolled a nat 1 for perception because i didn't notice the entire time

  • @A_Knight44
    @A_Knight44 5 років тому +145

    I liked the part where they talk and comfort Keyleth. They don't do a lot of roleplaying unless it's for laughs (which I certainly don't mind, it's hilarious) so is it's to see a serious moment like this.

  • @RooSandwich
    @RooSandwich 5 років тому +71

    "AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh DON'T HIT MEEEEee" Scanlan is the best

  • @Wrathful2000
    @Wrathful2000 7 років тому +520

    I hope they keep their promise to Clarota and free his people even if it's difficult. I want a happy ending for Clarota.

    • @RoadtoOlympics
      @RoadtoOlympics 7 років тому +72

      Clarence*

    • @companyoflosers
      @companyoflosers 5 років тому +48

      not spoiling anything seriously since this is my first time watching this campaign, but mind flayers lose their individuality when they are in the mental range of an elder brain. my guess is as soon as they enter mind-flayer city, he suddenly loses all individuality and starts treating them as strangers. idk if the elder brain might be interested in them but if not, non-thralls in a mind flayer city would most likely not be tolerated... unless matt changes the way flayers work in his campaign, but idk. depends on how faithful he stays or strays from the source material.

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 5 років тому +27

      @@companyoflosers Since this is homebrew I assume he did change this, but he did also say during a chain of dialogue like right after they met Clarence that all the flairs are individual thinkers but share a stream of knowledge that is a hive mind. But you're 4 months ahead of me so you obviously know more than I.

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 5 років тому +10

      Doesn't he have that mind protecting thing?

    • @MrCarlBackhausen
      @MrCarlBackhausen 4 роки тому +14

      I know that this is late and you most likely know the answer by now. But i just started watching and all i can say is:
      1, He's a freaking Mind Flayer, there is NO WAY there can be a happy ending when you're dealing with Mind Flayers!
      And
      2, THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A HORN OF ORCUS! 🤣
      Orcus! There is NO WAAAAY that can end well!
      Orcus is amoung the badest of the bad entities in all of D&D.
      So, Mind Flayer+SUPER EVIL artifact. Nah, death and bad shit is on the horizon for sure! 🤣

  • @space_pirate_calamity
    @space_pirate_calamity 6 років тому +344

    "Bio-luminescent fungal forest." Dammit, in Blackreach again XD

    • @acespades5722
      @acespades5722 5 років тому +25

      Every road leads to black reach

    • @michaelbonyak3517
      @michaelbonyak3517 4 роки тому +5

      Wanna like but don't wanna ruin 69

    • @joefloggg3257
      @joefloggg3257 4 роки тому +6

      The Falmer will Rise again

    • @DJenser
      @DJenser 4 роки тому +9

      And, once again, you can't drop Serana as a companion...

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw 4 роки тому +13

      Begin looking for a bunch of red herbs that make an annoying noise.

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 3 роки тому +171

    “There aren’t usually this many penis jokes”
    *distant TMN laughs*

  • @cassiemoyles4177
    @cassiemoyles4177 2 роки тому +32

    I love how klaroda seemed to legit be pleased that they offered for him to stay with them. I kinda love that. I fully expect him to be like "you guys? Hell no"

  • @welsh7419
    @welsh7419 8 років тому +410

    Pet bear adorable, cute, fun to voice act... absolutely impractical when traveling the underdark and worthless in combat.

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +27

      Well yeah but Trinket has been with them for two years, what were they supposed to do?

    • @welsh7419
      @welsh7419 8 років тому +44

      Put it in the bag of holding. :P

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +32

      But then he would go the way of the unfortunate cow D=

    • @Silver_Adventures
      @Silver_Adventures 8 років тому +11

      i thought it was a ox

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +8

      +Silver Adventures (Ethan Kerrick) Cow, ox, tomato, tomahto

  • @Aaron_mf
    @Aaron_mf 7 років тому +176

    "You've made mistakes. I've made mistakes." I was really hoping he'd add on a lil something at the end something along the lines of "but I didn't kill a child that one time"

  • @obi-wank-enobi
    @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +71

    I like to imagine that when queen allura reappeared from banishment all the party memeber were just standing around her arms cross and shes just like
    *Chuckles* "I'm in danger"

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 3 роки тому +36

    I love how the blackboard says "I play w/ poop" and is pointing at Sam. It is glorious.

  • @Isobibbel
    @Isobibbel 8 років тому +117

    vex low key stealing vax's armour? as a twin myself that sounds accurate ^_^;;

  • @sunlightroad4645
    @sunlightroad4645 6 років тому +121

    Orion's sound effects are probably my favorite thing. "I take out my bottle of air."
    *Thoomp*

  • @Emolly6518
    @Emolly6518 2 роки тому +29

    Lady Keemah : 'You caught me at a rough time"
    Keyleth: "understandable"

    • @yeekski
      @yeekski 2 роки тому +1

      how did you spell her name so abhorrently wrong?

  • @theyoshigamer2958
    @theyoshigamer2958 2 роки тому +45

    My Summary of the first fight:
    Grog - Is having the weridest day of his life
    Scanlan - Will totally be using this story to get laid
    Keyleth - *Rock Noises*
    Percy - Screw the plan headshots only
    Tiberius - *Friendly fire is on*
    Pike Vex and Trinket - One hell of a hangover
    Vax - Hahaha daggers go thwump