Glass and Bone | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 8

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  • @2buildornot2build
    @2buildornot2build 8 років тому +4946

    Matt's obvious pleasure in Vex figuring out she still has hunter's mark and can track the queen is the best thing ever

    • @PookieDaExzile
      @PookieDaExzile 5 років тому +71

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 Look we late to the party my guy, Lets just let it happen

    • @Beardpool1817
      @Beardpool1817 5 років тому +13

      Was just going to say the same thing yassss!

    • @mybloodbeforehers
      @mybloodbeforehers 5 років тому +11

      I just noticed the same thing and came to look and see if I was the only one that saw it lol

    • @Gremio16
      @Gremio16 5 років тому +113

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 my thoughts too, to point I went back and re-watched the end of Episode 7 to see. She did her attack then remembered she hadn't moved it to her, and never said she was going to even as her bonus action at the end. Then the queen teleported away, so I don't think the Queen had it on her. Though for purpose of story it worked nice, and it kind of, she forgot to use it before the attack, so maybe idea was that they all thought that she had then put it on after the attack, so let it slide?

    • @Gremio16
      @Gremio16 5 років тому +89

      @@rishavchakravarty3577 Oh, I am sure however they did it, he would have told them where she is, by either Hunters Mark or Keyleth using beast things, or Vex being in the underdark, whatever it is, they would have gotten there. I was just curious if she actually had done it. It is a nice touch really. I mean, fairly sure in the escape/damage/sleeping she should count as having lost concentration on the spell, but it makes it more fun for the game to let some things slide. "The Rule of Cool". Game I play in, DM often is willing to allow things for fun, our dual wielding fighter threw two hand axes at once, his argument being if he can fight with two swords equally, why can't he throw two axes. DM found idea fun so went with it. Plus, more fun to just run with these things anyway than totally stick to all rules all the time.

  • @Jadeite811
    @Jadeite811 4 роки тому +4784

    It's hilarious how Laura goes from aggressively caring for her fictional pet bear to constantly forgetting about her fictional pet traumatized weasel

    • @fplaysdm74
      @fplaysdm74 4 роки тому +189

      Let’s be real, she still forgot about Trinket until late C1 with the Pokéball

    • @mxd33n
      @mxd33n 4 роки тому +113

      I mean bear vs weasel... bear easily outweighs weasel

    • @Peter-hx3im
      @Peter-hx3im 4 роки тому +79

      Campaign 2 episode 106 (Ukatoah) is my favorite "forgot about her weasel" moment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NarturArkano
      @NarturArkano 4 роки тому +147

      Let's be fair, Sprinkle has survived things that Trinket would never have, just because everyone forgets about him. Pretty sure it's an unnatural being at this point, just to make it make sense.

    • @aidsonblades
      @aidsonblades 4 роки тому +39

      when sprinkle gets an initiative and attacks, you see if she forgets

  • @InnerLion509
    @InnerLion509 8 років тому +3807

    Trinket falls...
    Vex:I would like to rage.

    • @draiic
      @draiic 8 років тому +87

      +Joshua Guanzon (In Grogs voice) xD

    • @ShaDowKirb0
      @ShaDowKirb0 7 років тому +20

      Joshua Guanzon I call click bait

    • @eddvultures40
      @eddvultures40 6 років тому +50

      That's how you multi class into a barbarian xD

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +21

      Wait...by murdering bears??? 😨
      That sounds horribly inefficient....

    • @darkecofreak23
      @darkecofreak23 6 років тому +50

      I love how worried Laura and Vex are for Trinket. You can hear it in her voice.

  • @Dillo64
    @Dillo64 4 роки тому +1399

    Matt Mercer: Gives an epic 5 minute long speech telling a tale of might, magic, woe, and justice as he expands on what is clearly an incredibly deep character steeped in lore.
    Matt Mercer 30 seconds later: **goofy bear noises**

    • @burnthewitch_
      @burnthewitch_ 3 роки тому +74

      Get you man who can do both.

    • @ShadowyFox_86
      @ShadowyFox_86 2 роки тому +11

      D&D in a nutshell

    • @xelj3294
      @xelj3294 2 роки тому +21

      Also Matt Mercer: *doin a funky dance* Ohhh abyssal abominations

  • @praisethesun5800
    @praisethesun5800 7 років тому +2808

    I like to imagine that Clarence dies a little bit inside every time they make a bad pun

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 років тому +310

      *praise the sun* - It's even worse when he can sense the sincerity in their minds. He knows that they honestly think it's funny, and he does not agree.

    • @gavinan6964
      @gavinan6964 6 років тому +89

      What do you mean by a 'bad' pun? All puns are the best of the best of jokes. Clarence is a hater, and you know what we do with haters - We dab on them.

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +69

      He made it clear at the start he *HATES* puns.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 років тому +103

      It's even worse: he can read their minds. Every even worse pun that they thought of buy decided was too stupid even for VM would be projected to him.

    • @ryandowling3897
      @ryandowling3897 5 років тому +25

      So that's why he kept missing

  • @JunkRatt1985
    @JunkRatt1985 7 років тому +2380

    I like how you can just tell what NPC Matt is acting as before he says anything with the ways he contorts his face and body language. Truly a glorious actor and DM.

    • @mr.e7541
      @mr.e7541 Рік тому +26

      He should become a voice actor

    • @rendogisawsome762
      @rendogisawsome762 Рік тому +13

      @@mr.e7541Yeah, he would be a really good voice actor.

  • @JustTheTeep
    @JustTheTeep 8 років тому +2917

    I'm so sad that no one laughed at Scanlan's "This is a Grizzly situation" joke, it was a goddamn masterpiece.

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 8 років тому +125

      Ikr? I definitely laughed out loud, but I think the mood was legit serious that no one really caught what he said.

    • @StevenS757
      @StevenS757 8 років тому +163

      also the "bear chest" remark.

    • @Abelhawk
      @Abelhawk 8 років тому +112

      I keep waiting for Clarota to get angry at the puns again. :D

    • @najangZ
      @najangZ 7 років тому +21

      I was like
      SAM! You're Scanlan right now not Teddie! stop making bear puns lol

    • @eacey
      @eacey 7 років тому

      It was ok

  • @joedabro9969
    @joedabro9969 2 роки тому +481

    "Disadvantage because you're wearing heavy armor" will be carved on Pikes tombstone.

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 років тому +841

    DM: It's scared of her.
    Pike, in a cute voice: Yeah! That's right!

  • @theworldaccordingtosamuel1752
    @theworldaccordingtosamuel1752 8 років тому +1877

    Lol .love the dynamic of the group.
    "Is it a girl?""No its a guy""Ok then, then I'm calling it a girl to make fun of it"
    *pause...*
    *entire party starts yelling at Scanlon* lol

    • @StoneCorazon
      @StoneCorazon 5 років тому +15

      TheWorldAccordingToSamuel it was trigglypuffs

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 3 роки тому +55

      Honestly, his logic convinced me. "I think that IT is a chauvinist!"
      Think about it, you're using a bigot's biases against them. It works because they're a bad person. It's beautiful.

    • @5pid597
      @5pid597 3 роки тому +14

      if this was said now cancelled but if roles reversed and called a girl a guy as an insult fine also chauvinist so can't hate

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 3 роки тому +61

      @@5pid597 Sure bud

    • @zeerow17
      @zeerow17 3 роки тому +9

      @@AtlasNL It’s probably true. You can disagree about the value judgment without gaslighting the poor bloke.

  • @hannibustoogfyrre6074
    @hannibustoogfyrre6074 5 років тому +2151

    I love the reaction whenever Matt says "how do you wanna do this?"
    It's like some kind of Pavlovian Conditioning.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 5 років тому +138

      I mean its basically the DM saying "think of the coolest way you can kill this guy using what you attacked with"

    • @idk49779
      @idk49779 4 роки тому +49

      My zemnian (german) Dm says this too and no one besides him and me saw cr so far, but we all party when he says it... (This is also how I got into Cr)

    • @kevinfelton689
      @kevinfelton689 3 роки тому +73

      In episode 1 Liam looks at the camera and says "We live to hear Matt say 'how do you want to do this.'"

    • @diversezebra6754
      @diversezebra6754 3 роки тому +18

      To be fair, Dms have been doing this (to some extent or another) since 97 when I started playing. That being said, it is an ABSOLUTE hype moment for any party that is invested in a fight.

    • @serbian88
      @serbian88 3 роки тому +3

      As the show progresses and into s2 and probably s3 watch for the horns in battle music. Now that is Pavlovian reflex

  • @calebthompson8230
    @calebthompson8230 3 роки тому +387

    Commoners: *have 4 HP*
    Matt: "Kittens have 5 HP"
    Therefore, most commoners would lose a fight with a kitten

    • @dndprofessor
      @dndprofessor 3 роки тому +23

      Tbf commoners lose a fight against pretty much anything with stats. Even small animals

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 2 роки тому +51

      Have you ever fought a kitten? They scratch and bite even when they love you

    • @thecrypticautistic611
      @thecrypticautistic611 2 роки тому +17

      Try giving a cat a pill

    • @simonwatkins3236
      @simonwatkins3236 Рік тому +1

      good dodge.

    • @ankor7625
      @ankor7625 8 місяців тому +2

      My friend is a doctor in an emergency hospital. According to him they needed to amputate a man's arm after a fight with a kitten. That is an extreme case, but still...

  • @groofay
    @groofay 8 років тому +776

    Pike is like, the ultimate soccer mom. "You can do it, honey! There's always next time! *hugs*"

    • @jcb3393
      @jcb3393 8 років тому +60

      1:57:50 - "Pike is just an inspirational poster today!"

  • @rittennis8188
    @rittennis8188 7 років тому +421

    Ashley: "I touch her... arm."
    Sam: Looks disappointed as hell when he hears this.

  • @InnerUtopia
    @InnerUtopia 5 років тому +1912

    Hi I'm here over 3 years too late but I'm watching Critical Role for the first time and let me just say that "This is a grizzly situation" was SUCH an overlooked joke in the moment and both Scanlan and Sam need to be protected at all costs.

    • @leomoon2
      @leomoon2 5 років тому +10

      Lol yes he does

    • @peterlopez2388
      @peterlopez2388 5 років тому +9

      Couldn't agree more. Came from harmonsquest and this is waaaay better

    • @LordKazake443
      @LordKazake443 5 років тому +9

      Welcome to the fam!

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 5 років тому +9

      Glad to see new people are still discovering this crazy and amazing show. Enjoy the ride!

    • @purplelily2608
      @purplelily2608 5 років тому +2

      Same here. Lol.

  • @HostileBrownie99
    @HostileBrownie99 5 років тому +1744

    The look of disappointment on Matt’s face when they made the joke about Kima and Clarota was friggin priceless

    • @tigerlilly5849
      @tigerlilly5849 4 роки тому +16

      HostileBrownie when was this I missed it 😅

    • @delightfulbanana
      @delightfulbanana 4 роки тому +63

      @@tigerlilly5849 46:55 ^^

    • @tigerlilly5849
      @tigerlilly5849 4 роки тому +13

      Andrea Biagioni haha tysm 💜

    • @Venya9
      @Venya9 4 роки тому +31

      Almost sprayed my coffee on the screen when he said that

    • @jasonophee6153
      @jasonophee6153 2 роки тому +3

      I ship it

  • @bankasai3120
    @bankasai3120 5 років тому +2854

    Remember the time when Scanlan made a man give up on breathing?

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 5 років тому +51

      Good times

    • @BinTtown
      @BinTtown 5 років тому +120

      @@artsyebonyrose The only time in all my years of playing DnD that I have a seen a bard kill someone with that ability is here and TFS at the Table. Both....amazing stories and DM's (though Mercer is the best)

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 5 років тому +53

      @@BinTtown honestly bards are underrated and underestimated as hell lmao

    • @BinTtown
      @BinTtown 5 років тому +34

      @@artsyebonyrose Yeah, I agree. But how often do you get to see them actually kill something with that power? Like never :P

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 4 роки тому +99

      @@BinTtown Killing someone with vicious mockery is every bard's true dream.

  • @pickerplayer476
    @pickerplayer476 8 років тому +544

    I'm realizing Ashley's immediate response to a poor role is to stuff her mouth full of food. I feel you, girl.

  • @shadowrain1000
    @shadowrain1000 5 років тому +2326

    17:25 - Game starts
    27:43 - So much for bros
    43:20 - Scanlan sings
    47:10 - Sam's OTP
    49:40 - Allura/Kima backstory
    1:26:26 - The crack
    1:28:40 - Tiberius eats cats?
    1:50:05 - Sam insults half the cast
    2:25:55 - Trinket is de-kittened and bursts out of Vex’s shirt
    2:28:40 - Trinket is unconscious and Laura is very upset
    2:31:15 - Sam “This is a grizzly situation” and NO ONE REACTS
    2:35:22 - Nobody understands Keyleth’s dislike of Kima
    2:39:00 - HDYWTDT
    2:51:50 - Game ends

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 років тому +138

      You didn't have to do this, but you did it for other people. May god be with ye.

    • @b3a5t89
      @b3a5t89 5 років тому +43

      This needs all the likes

    • @thoronbar
      @thoronbar 5 років тому +23

      Commenting to boost

    • @thedarkrebel3476
      @thedarkrebel3476 5 років тому +22

      Need more people like you

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 5 років тому +43

      Blessing of Flando upon ye!

  • @BlunderMunchkin
    @BlunderMunchkin 5 років тому +2116

    Ah yes, back when the game was still casual enough that Travis could blow off a game to see the Avengers movie.

    • @HobbitPower1138
      @HobbitPower1138 5 років тому +645

      And now laura walks out of awards shows to play....

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 роки тому +451

      @@HobbitPower1138 That was so fucking boss lol. I was actually watching the award show and CR at the same time waiting to see if she would win, and then she showed up on CR first!! I was like wtf?! lol

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 роки тому +44

      @@OmniValor could I get some context? Im new here

    • @GlebShvetsov
      @GlebShvetsov 4 роки тому +412

      @@deathless12345678 in campaign 2 Laura Bailey (who plays Vex in this campaign) walked out of an award show that she had a chance of winning in order to be on Critical Role. she didn't end up winning an award, but it still shows how much their priorities have changed

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 роки тому +52

      @@GlebShvetsov i see thank you. If you have the award show name at hand i would love to know. I have become something of a fan boy in the last few weeks

  • @mazie1874
    @mazie1874 5 років тому +1056

    I can just imagine Travis walking in and being like “what’s going on? What are we doing?” And everyone kinda being like “Well... we kinda lost you”

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +38

      Kind of makes it a good thing he went out to a movie this episode doesn't it?

    • @burningruin666
      @burningruin666 3 роки тому +14

      "..."
      "Again"

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 3 роки тому +12

      He chose a movie over D&D... Tsk tsk.

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 роки тому +8

      i feel like his response would just be "well im not surprised"

    • @tyree9055
      @tyree9055 2 роки тому +5

      @Corvus Well, sitting through an entire 3 hour session doing nothing the whole time, would be kind of boring...

  • @TwistedScarlett60
    @TwistedScarlett60 8 років тому +804

    If only Scanlan beat the monster with his Savage Insults, I would have died of laughter. "How do you want to do this?" "I INSULT HIS MOTHER!"

    • @MartinBerisso
      @MartinBerisso 6 років тому +5

      ye... why scanlan affects with his words ppl that do not speak his language is ... a bit weird right?

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +34

      Did you watch the last episode? He killed a guy by viciously mocking him to death.

    • @spencercox7931
      @spencercox7931 5 років тому +14

      Yo momma so ugly, her charisma's a zero!
      creature: freaking dies.

    • @Jxrts
      @Jxrts 5 років тому +6

      He's just like: you ugly you ugly ur mama says u ugly

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 років тому +22

      Martin Berisso With high enough Charisma (as well as certain vocal tones and gestures) compliments and insults _transcend language barriers_ .

  • @PadraicSmith
    @PadraicSmith 6 років тому +538

    I swear that Matt Mercer just holding 3 books and doing fingerguns is the best part of the intro after Scanlan's.

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 років тому +26

      Matt,Sam and travis's parts in the intro are so good. The others seem a little forced except maybe tiberius.

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 5 років тому +3

      @@biot7175 what things?

    • @alexisonfireyoutube2994
      @alexisonfireyoutube2994 4 роки тому +10

      @@jonahyogman6282 gay things. I am very gay for her 😍

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +8

      @@crodthesorrysap4165 Liam, Laura and Taliesin seem pretty close to how I imagine their characters honestly. If I'm going to get picky (Warning!) the ones that don't have their proper weapons do bother me. Ashley's shot is dead sexy and I feel bad for Marisha as hers is ruined by her trouble wielding the staff. The Matt Mercer one was cool but it's already lost some impact for me and I think it's because its dependent on the surprise factor.

    • @ocean7889
      @ocean7889 4 роки тому +1

      yes, the fingerguns are life lmao

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 4 роки тому +1615

    The recap is from 15:47 to 17:25, at which point the game starts. It runs without break to 2:51:52.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

    • @maxliotine528
      @maxliotine528 3 роки тому +32

      There you are, had to scroll a bit this time

    • @petehale3035
      @petehale3035 3 роки тому +8

      Back to the top. Thanks for doing this

    • @dh3001
      @dh3001 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for these; they're so useful.

    • @maeror1022
      @maeror1022 3 роки тому +2

      :)

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you again

  • @nathanharmon8971
    @nathanharmon8971 6 років тому +648

    Man, when Travis is gone the group takes forever deciding what to do. They spent 20 minutes decided on whether to rest XD. It's nice when Grog just runs down a path rather than let the group deliberate about it.

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 5 років тому +100

      Because he starts getting impatient since Grog can't usually contribute to the decision making. In the second campaign, though, Travis' character may as well be the de facto leader of the group.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 роки тому +112

      I've always been of the opinion most, if not all (so long as the players are fine with it), campaigns benefit from an idiot character who can force the party's hand if they're indecisive.

    • @feyrieflight9481
      @feyrieflight9481 4 роки тому +48

      @@notrod5341 My character, and another character, died (and failed all three death saves lol) after our impulsive/idiot character set off a trap. It was still fun, though. My new character attended my old character's funeral.

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 роки тому +30

      Grog is just my MOST favorite character in the campaign. Second coming in a tie are Scanlan and Tiberius. Third is Trinket.

    • @MrBlorp-sf9ye
      @MrBlorp-sf9ye 4 роки тому +3

      Grog is just my MOST favorite character in the campaign. Second coming in a tie are Scanlan and Tiberius. Third is Trinket.

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 6 років тому +269

    28:00
    Scanlan: *unaffected by Pike/Vex/Keyleth outrage*
    Percy: you'll have to go paying for it alone
    Scanlan: oh wait good point nvm

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 3 роки тому +492

    The best thing about becoming a Critter this late is that I have immunity to week-long suspense checks

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 2 роки тому +20

      Aye, til you get caught up all the way to the third campaign.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah butt he downside is you're probably still not caught up after all this time

    • @paulisnotonice
      @paulisnotonice 2 роки тому +5

      Welp itl take me awhile pretty coool

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 2 роки тому +17

      Lol “and we’ll be taking a break for the next week” me: “oh no…. Anyways”

    • @Nargon46
      @Nargon46 2 роки тому +5

      @@python1972 sorry for the 5 month reply delay but correct. As of now, I am on Campaign 2 Episode 31

  • @izzaacalley
    @izzaacalley 5 років тому +578

    So here I am in 2020 and I’ve noticed that Matt Mercer doesn’t say “kind of” anymore when he is describing things he can’t quite picture he’s just gotten even better. It has also made me realize I say “sort of” when dming as a habit from watching CR. Matt has gotten so much better at his craft

    • @andrewpeli9019
      @andrewpeli9019 3 роки тому +8

      I noticed the same thing. Some of the sequences, such as when they were escaping the Druegar war-camp, were pretty sloppy. You don't see that these days. He's improved a lot.

    • @diversezebra6754
      @diversezebra6754 3 роки тому +23

      'Sort/kind of', 'just', and 'like' are stalling transitions for descriptions. And considering they are not exactly used to being ON CAMERA or playing this nerd game (before it was widely accepted), I don't blame him at all.

    • @misscutenar2333
      @misscutenar2333 3 роки тому +20

      @@diversezebra6754 I dont think they were attacking him then, they were just saying that he has gotten EVEN BETTER, getting more used to camera presence and bringing his world to life even more. He has always been amazing at it though

    • @diegocfq
      @diegocfq 3 роки тому

      Nice, does he change "find purchase" too?

    • @ThisisCitrus
      @ThisisCitrus 3 роки тому +5

      @@diversezebra6754 "nerd game" Yikes kid, the 80s called and wants it's ignorance back.

  • @ITLLBGRAND
    @ITLLBGRAND 5 років тому +578

    That look on Matt's face when Laura remembered she could track the queen is priceless 😍

    • @MadScientistGuild
      @MadScientistGuild 5 років тому +9

      ITLLBGRAND bruh she didn’t hunters mark her if she had the queen would have died

    • @dariensampson7913
      @dariensampson7913 5 років тому +46

      @@MadScientistGuild She did hunters mark but it was after her first attack. She then forgot that she had done it on her second attack.

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 4 роки тому +12

      Except the spell Hunter's Mark doesnt give you some mystical sign in the sky or anything like that. What it does is give you advantage on tracking checks. So she cant just concentrate and point in a direction. She would somehow have to find tracks made by the queen and then follow them. The idea that she knows where she is by mystical feel is a complete misunderstanding of the spell. It also only lasts an hour, not 24 hours. I understand Matt going with the flow for dramatic effect, but thats wildly ignoring the the core rules. =)

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 4 роки тому +10

      @@dariensampson7913 I dont know what hunters mark she was using but its not the Hunters Mark from 5e, that for sure =)

    • @svenlampe5715
      @svenlampe5715 4 роки тому +21

      MichaelNNY 8 hours with 3rd spell slot, 24 hours with 5th level spell slot.

  • @Jedicake
    @Jedicake 9 років тому +2058

    "This is a grizzly situation"
    Scanlan is no doubt the greatest.

    • @Kassuhday
      @Kassuhday 8 років тому +35

      +Drew Peterson It was kinda overlooked but it was actually quite good XD

    • @jokerjonathan123
      @jokerjonathan123 8 років тому +10

      Sucks that it was an overlooked joke :(

    • @NiteSaiya
      @NiteSaiya 8 років тому +58

      "bear chest" gets a mention

    • @Incurafy
      @Incurafy 8 років тому +20

      I laughed so hard when I saw it, but no one else got it or they just ignored him, lol. I love the tweets for it though. :p

    • @RoadtoOlympics
      @RoadtoOlympics 7 років тому +10

      I just want to be that guy and point out that she did not transfer the hunters mark to the Queen because she forgot to do so before attacking in the previous battle. It is in fact on the dead king. Derp derp.

  • @tylermaendel8807
    @tylermaendel8807 5 років тому +606

    “I CAN USE MY HUNTERS MARK”
    Matt: about friggen time

    • @Hyde_Hill
      @Hyde_Hill 4 роки тому +38

      I checked. She didn't have it on the queen. She forgot to do it twice. So Matt was deciding if he was going to be forgiving or not/ trying to remember if she did it.

  • @danceyjohnson1375
    @danceyjohnson1375 5 років тому +594

    I loved Matt's face when they were debating the size of the mending wheel, that motherly kind of look when he makes a face at Tiberius.
    That pause and then, "....Tiberius."

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 4 роки тому +186

      Matt was smiling, but I believe he was thinking "Orion, are you fucking serious right now?" He's just too nice to actually say that.

    • @ccRask
      @ccRask 4 роки тому +219

      Matt was definitely withholding annoyance, lol. What Tiberius was doing-- logistics aside-- was stealing a rp moment from Ashley. I've played with people like this... don't know when to let others have the spotlight.

    • @adamwest1138
      @adamwest1138 4 роки тому +60

      @@ccRask They're the worst, we just kicked one of those out of the group, our DM had bought in a character from one player's past and he actually said 'I hate this character and I don't care about her backstory, so I'm going to everlund'. The DM ended up having to split the party purely because this didn't directly involve him.

    • @ccRask
      @ccRask 4 роки тому +57

      @@adamwest1138 jfc.... kicking people is such a pain and heartache, even if it's for the better. I'm glad you got rid of them but sorry you had to have to do that. Wish people could just get it through their heads that not everything is about them/their character.

    • @adamwest1138
      @adamwest1138 4 роки тому +61

      @@ccRask It was extra hard since he's a friend we've had for 20 years, but no one at the table was having fun with him there. Thankfully we're still friends, he just comes over for board games now. DnD is alot more enjoyable now

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 8 років тому +1185

    Honestly, Percy makes such little impact in both conversation and battle that I forget he's there half the time. It's nice to see him take center stage for once.

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 8 років тому +262

      This. The rogues steamroll over everyone else. Its cool when the others get to step up. I like Percy. I want to see more of Percy

    • @joshuaspector8182
      @joshuaspector8182 8 років тому +160

      he definitely has his moments. a lot of times I agree, but he isn't useless by far.

    • @Th3R4junC4jun
      @Th3R4junC4jun 8 років тому +242

      Percy kicked so much ass last episode he just doesn't do a bunch of dumb shit

    • @TheSvmurai
      @TheSvmurai 8 років тому +260

      oh, his character gets better, don't you worry your sweet heads.

    • @patrickmerlin2001
      @patrickmerlin2001 8 років тому +180

      He's the stoic badass. He doesn't need to talk.

  • @Artrysa
    @Artrysa 7 років тому +173

    1:30:26 That is such a cool image. This platform of stone with a adventuring party on it. Floating above a desert of white bone, black obsidian and ancient, purple stone ruins. A single ball of light illuminating the surroundings of the party. And outside of their vision, there could be anything. It's utter darkness. Almost complete silence, in this vast, underground graveyard.

    • @Titoichi1986
      @Titoichi1986 6 років тому +12

      The moment Matt finished with the description I paused the video and googled because I was curious someone drew that
      No results real bummer

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 6 років тому +2

      Shame, it's really cool. Too bad i suck at drawing otherwise i'd do it.

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 5 років тому +747

    when healing clarota, scanlan should sing "I bless the brain down in Clarota"

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 5 років тому +44

      I bless the dice for vex ahlia!

    • @twinkiesnails8857
      @twinkiesnails8857 5 років тому +30

      Or a take on insane in the membrane

    • @josephtaylor1842
      @josephtaylor1842 5 років тому +25

      Lahvi's Delivery Service to the tune of insane in the membrane "All's okayyy with the mindflayyyyy"

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +15

      *TOTO INTENSIFIES*

    • @Misadventures_85
      @Misadventures_85 3 роки тому +7

      some verses about healing Clarota to the tune of The Knack's "My Sharona" 😄🎵🎻🎸

  • @h0lycafe
    @h0lycafe 2 роки тому +172

    I got a healthy feet ad in the middle of them healing Vax's foot I am *dying* with laughter here

  • @Shepard312
    @Shepard312 8 років тому +1434

    Why are people calling Trinket useless? I hear he gives expert massages, so he can't be that useless. Yeah?

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 років тому +231

      didnt he pull the one character out of the lava last episode?

    • @Shepard312
      @Shepard312 8 років тому +41

      I believe so, yes.

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 років тому +199

      So not useless, just under utilized!

    • @TheClassySeal
      @TheClassySeal 8 років тому +264

      Matt actually mentions it in one of the interviews. Something along the lines of "she has a bear to protect her, but she never uses it." It was something about how devastated she would be if trinket died.

    • @alexanderwilkins222
      @alexanderwilkins222 8 років тому +38

      Shepard312 and he's adorable

  • @simonjohnston3100
    @simonjohnston3100 5 років тому +502

    "Grief speaks before sense" - such wisdom

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 2 роки тому +7

      Just wait. The Eldritch Deity gets the chance to _really_ shine with his wisdom as the zen cow-dad.

  • @colesilva7732
    @colesilva7732 7 років тому +789

    Kima: I am a woman of action
    Tiberius: Ah, well it looks like we have something in common!
    Me: TIBERIUS IS A WOMAN OF ACTION?!?

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 років тому +25

      Yes of course

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 5 років тому +25

      If it was scanlan i'd say it was since she's a woman of action, scanlan likes women in action...he likes action with women.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 5 років тому +14

      Hard to tell with dragonborn. Best not to make assumptions.

    • @conmanreloaded4249
      @conmanreloaded4249 4 роки тому +7

      El Bruce well Tibs can get a half chub so safe to say hes a dude

    • @michaeliglesias2806
      @michaeliglesias2806 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed too hard at this

  • @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay
    @Eldar_Kenobi_Cosplay 5 років тому +806

    Vax: Lady Keema, Clarota, may I suggest you take the first watch?
    Scanlan: *gasps* What if they start f***ing?
    I laughed so hard!!!🤣

  • @MrElectricDreamMan
    @MrElectricDreamMan 9 років тому +448

    after re-watching this, I just now remembered the poor dwarf they left in the dungeon eating cheese. poor guy, never stood a chance against that lava.

    • @davewhite756
      @davewhite756 7 років тому +47

      MrElectricDreamMan they also left dwarfs in a prison tent at the durrigar war camp

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 6 років тому +55

      They give 0 shits about the captive dwarves.

    • @krispinkeyes7000
      @krispinkeyes7000 6 років тому +18

      @@darkbunny9994 As a lover of dwarves, this is very upsetting.

    • @toshomni9478
      @toshomni9478 6 років тому +30

      They were in the Underdark and constantly in danger of dying themselves but it is a little concerning how they didn't even seem to remember all the prisoners they didn't try to save.

    • @dadbodfitness9704
      @dadbodfitness9704 6 років тому +45

      Actually they told the dwarves to sneak out after they left

  • @adoringfan1226
    @adoringfan1226 5 років тому +352

    Scanlan: Are you stuck like this?
    Tiberius the God: No, I can change back anytime I want but I really like how I look.

  • @Too-Much-Caffeine
    @Too-Much-Caffeine 8 років тому +476

    honestly of all the people most in tune with there character Sam gets so into scanlan its fucking great. Everytime I see his shit eating grin I wanna go out for drinks and shit. dudes awesome

    • @sLeEpYrOcK1
      @sLeEpYrOcK1 5 років тому +27

      and shit where though? in another barracks? :P

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 5 років тому +226

    2:18:00 "Can I throw lightning and not hit Tiberius?"
    "No."
    (chuckle of collateral damage calculation, should I do it anyway...)

  • @logicmage241
    @logicmage241 5 років тому +958

    Percy: "Lady Kima, as I'm sure you know, grief speaks before sense-"
    *clearly trying to get Keyleth to stop*
    Keyleth: All I'm saying, Lady Kima, is..."
    *immediate look of frustration/defeat from Taliesin*

    • @luisvazquez4397
      @luisvazquez4397 5 років тому +115

      51:28
      Keylith's soapbox moment begins here. What an imbecil...

    • @eremundead6321
      @eremundead6321 4 роки тому +158

      Wouldn't call her an imbecile. But that was a really awkward and pretty soapbox-y

    • @django3422
      @django3422 4 роки тому +160

      Just watch Laura's face throughout Keyleth's soapbox rants. Absolutely hilarious and takes away a lot of the awkward tension.

    • @ThePsh07
      @ThePsh07 4 роки тому +81

      Cringey Keyleth at it again. 😬

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 4 роки тому +112

      She has some moments like this in Campaign 2 as well. I think it's a Marisha thing, not a Keyleth thing.

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 6 років тому +100

    I don't know why Pike's "That's okay, we all start somewhere" cracks me up so much. She's such a sweetheart.

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague 8 років тому +227

    1:50:10 DISADVANTAGE ON *YOU,* DISADVANTAGE ON YO' *COW,* DISADVANTAGE ON YO' *WHOLE FAMILY*

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +2

      You know it's good when you can't say it without laughing

    • @KerriB
      @KerriB 2 роки тому

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @erichammer2751
    @erichammer2751 3 роки тому +164

    When Kaylin said "Nothing good is ever tentacle-y," it looked for a second that Matt was going to respond as Clarota.

    • @Matty13808
      @Matty13808 3 роки тому +33

      I saw that! Someone else started talking and I think that’s the only reason he didn’t. I would’ve loved to hear what Clarota had to say lol

    • @gameguru7575
      @gameguru7575 2 роки тому +16

      I was listening to this during work, and i got to that part, i expected him to, but also i expected someone to make it dirty.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 Рік тому +4

      lol Clarota: “dude I’m right here!”

  • @XcZeus3469
    @XcZeus3469 5 років тому +968

    27:45
    Scanlan: Let's agree to leave Grog. He was good friend.
    Ladies: SCANLAN!!

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 років тому +25

      Wow! You said exactly what happened without adding anything! So funny and useful and needed!

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 5 років тому +117

      @@funeraloak7422 Wow! You pointed out the obvious without adding anything! So informative and useful and needed!
      Did you never stop and think some people enjoy the funny bits and need a useful timestamp to find it you half-witted asshat?

    • @rcloft86
      @rcloft86 5 років тому +45

      @@XcZeus3469 i wouldnt worry about the bitter comments of a miserable turnip. Ignore it and it will go away!!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +26

      It's especially good since Grog is Pike's best friend and Scanlan is trying to get into Pike's pants.

    • @alexotero7105
      @alexotero7105 Рік тому

      And then Percy persuades him with the fact that he would be going to whorehouses alone😂

  • @jessicazimmer8910
    @jessicazimmer8910 6 років тому +150

    "In Draconia, those are snacks!" LMAO.
    I love how all the girls are immediately lost to Kitten!Trinket. :D

  • @OneTrueBelmont
    @OneTrueBelmont 5 років тому +483

    1:58:21
    Sam: I'm going to blind him with blindness
    Taliesin: Try blinding him with science, that usually works
    XD

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 3 роки тому +26

      Taliesin is quietly one of the funniest people on the show

  • @Roma-kp4qg
    @Roma-kp4qg 4 роки тому +588

    I wish Percy spoke up more, he sounds really level-headed and smart

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +64

      Yeah we don't hear enough from Percival thus far and I'm hoping he ends up speaking a great deal more.

    • @chocolatenotsochocolate450
      @chocolatenotsochocolate450 4 роки тому +26

      Silent ones are the most wisest

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 4 роки тому +159

      To any first time watchers, just remember one word. Briarwood. When that comes up later down the line you'll see why the title 'No-Mercy Percy' exists.

    • @o00o45
      @o00o45 3 роки тому +15

      @@darkvizardking69 oh damn.

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +31

      @@o00o45 damn indeed, Percy is why I want to build a gunslinger in a campaign that will let me.

  • @colleenrutledge6001
    @colleenrutledge6001 7 років тому +83

    47:21 I LOVE Liam's "Rated M for mature." voice. It's perfect.

  • @benbrookstables1757
    @benbrookstables1757 6 років тому +215

    Goddamn does Matt Mercer know how to cook up a home brew or what. This campaign is amazing. I would love to sit down with this guy for 2 or 7 hours and soak up everything he has to offer.

    • @jonathansmith6362
      @jonathansmith6362 4 роки тому +10

      She being another dm that rly wants to dm like Matt

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 4 роки тому +17

      i dont even Play D&D i want to sit with him so he can tell me the lore of the planet he build. There must be so much lore prepred that we will never find out because the Player dont ask or roll bad on History/Religion checks.

    • @Fidgottio
      @Fidgottio 3 роки тому

      The best part is that Exandria is now an official D&D setting

    • @allenqueen
      @allenqueen 2 роки тому +1

      @@Fidgottio where can I get that setting? I mean, is there a source book other than Explorer's Guide to Wildemont?

  • @Grimnir1666
    @Grimnir1666 9 років тому +69

    i love how quiet Percy is compared to everyone else and then out of nowhere BOOM fucking obliterates the boss.

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 7 років тому

      andromida3000 ahem. Spoilers.

    • @quantumsushi5395
      @quantumsushi5395 7 років тому +3

      you read the comments before you're done watching?

    • @MissMokate
      @MissMokate 7 років тому +2

      +Quantum Sushi I do that sometimes to relieve the tension of watching the action unfold... though it is not wise of me lol

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 7 років тому +1

      Quantum Sushi gotta know the time stamps to skip the break ;)

  • @CodexRising
    @CodexRising 4 роки тому +148

    Sam: "Yeah, well I'm so demeaning, I call it a girl"
    Ashley & Laura: So you have chosen death

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 8 років тому +259

    Pike and Scanlan's interactions are the best. I love that kind of pure soul x blatant perv dynamic. so entertaining!

  • @silentdoe8369
    @silentdoe8369 8 років тому +326

    Well of course Travis had to see The Avengers. He voices Thor in a lot of the animated series

    • @OrphanHart
      @OrphanHart 8 років тому +11

      Just voicing something doesn't mean they're fans of what they did work on. They haven't played all the games they've voiced in or watched all the anime they've been in. It's a job. Super heroes just happen to be awesome and Travis likes them. Even if he wasn't Thor or Hulk I'm sure he'd go see the movie.

    • @johndavidson2365
      @johndavidson2365 8 років тому +53

      Not to mention his character is actually awol, so he would be bored out of his mind waiting to play again

    • @dustinsmith8785
      @dustinsmith8785 7 років тому +59

      You don't think they knew he would be gone so Matt devised a way to remove him for the time being and at the same time progress the story?

    • @thomascooper48
      @thomascooper48 6 років тому +19

      The dude is actually Thor he hides it really fuckin well

  • @gintaresurvilaite4109
    @gintaresurvilaite4109 8 років тому +91

    2:31:20
    Scanlan- "This is a grizzly situation! :D"
    Everyone else- *completely misses the fucking hilarious pun*

  • @santiagokamerbeek5374
    @santiagokamerbeek5374 4 роки тому +142

    I´m amazed at how Trinket is so loved by everyone... and they never remember him... god damn it, YOU HAVE A BEAR AT YOUR SIDE!!!!

    • @0Bonaparte
      @0Bonaparte 4 роки тому +1

      Sprinkle?

    • @nosiree7104
      @nosiree7104 Рік тому +1

      "so loved by everyone" flash forward to Scanlan feeding it a poisoned hotdog. Lol

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 9 місяців тому

      Honestly it’s a frequent thing with animal companions - the ranger in my group keeps forgetting her panther.

  • @AugmentedSmurf
    @AugmentedSmurf 7 років тому +84

    The amount of pure stress Laura goes through every time Trinket is in peril is incredible, and this episode nearly led me to tears as well, due to that.

  • @ethankroon4998
    @ethankroon4998 8 років тому +110

    I really just want to say that, while it was terribly-timed (Perfectly Timed) at 2:31:23 Scanlan says "This is a Grizzly situation" and everybody just ignores it but I busted out laughing. Love the show!

  • @Jevonater
    @Jevonater 8 років тому +179

    Marisha: Nothing tentacle-y is good
    Liam: This is not a JRPG

    • @soldier1stclass640
      @soldier1stclass640 5 років тому +7

      Good thing too,just imagine a D&D Malboro...no one is safe

  • @93clayb
    @93clayb 4 роки тому +66

    34:45 to see the moment that Matt became so proud that Laura finally used Hunter's Mark correctly

  • @ullinnofthesouth10
    @ullinnofthesouth10 7 років тому +64

    I love how Matt was firm as a DM in this episode. He usually is, but he was like "F the BS" in this episode.

  • @KainMalice
    @KainMalice 5 років тому +76

    Scanlan-“I am gonna use vicious mockery and call the monster a girl!”
    Laura, Marisha, and Ashley-“What is that supposed to mean?!?!”
    It was at this moment, he knew that he had fucked up.

  • @keilaradorsey4825
    @keilaradorsey4825 8 років тому +378

    no mercy percy starts here

    • @ruzzyshuya4832
      @ruzzyshuya4832 8 років тому +49

      "No mercy Percy". I like that!

    • @Nougatbars
      @Nougatbars 6 років тому +32

      RuzzyShuya I am watching the series for the first time. Is No Mercy Percy a thing? I hope so.

    • @crimsonwizahd2358
      @crimsonwizahd2358 6 років тому +69

      No Mercy Percy is VERY much a thing When he pulls out the Bad News, you know someones gonna die.

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому +7

      Just got it. *HELL YEA*

  • @baktrax
    @baktrax 9 років тому +80

    43:39 Scanlan sings a song of rest.
    47:10 "Oh my god, what if they start fucking?"
    1:49:58 Scanlan offends all women.
    1:55:56 Keyleth is a strong, independent woman.
    2:01:41 Pike is a strong, independent woman.
    2:22:12 Women are good at math.
    2:52:01 "Wow, that was exciting, and I feel, like, empowering..."

  • @juli2234
    @juli2234 5 років тому +417

    That kitten has almost as much health as your average first-level wizard.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 3 роки тому +25

      And does about the same damage too

    • @louisthemediocre7348
      @louisthemediocre7348 3 роки тому +20

      If the wizards constitution is low enough, the kitten could actually have MORE health

    • @PlasticSinks
      @PlasticSinks 2 роки тому +2

      7 lives

  • @jonathanblaine4121
    @jonathanblaine4121 6 років тому +391

    Yep, that there's a Nopemonster. Native to the plane of Fuckthatshit.

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 років тому +15

      I’m out

    • @johnbuscher
      @johnbuscher 5 років тому +17

      @@funeraloak7422 I see you may be interested in my car: the Out-y 5000.

    • @hazylittlecherry
      @hazylittlecherry 5 років тому +13

      Get in loser's we're going noping.

    • @omegawatches6764
      @omegawatches6764 5 років тому +13

      I have accepted “Nopemonster” as the canonical name of that *thing*

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 5 років тому +7

      You are now entering the town of GetTheFuckOut, population absolutely fucking nobody because they all either left or died

  • @Horsemaniax12
    @Horsemaniax12 3 роки тому +104

    51:24 "Dragging hooks across my flesh" -Kima
    *Pike who grabbed hooks from the torture chamber*😳

  • @lukewithann7256
    @lukewithann7256 5 років тому +111

    holy shit its insane when you think about the fact that the exchange between keyleth and kima around minute 50 is fully improvised. these guys are really something else

    • @smilingbear7430
      @smilingbear7430 5 років тому +12

      @Michael Mclellan i agree, matt obviously had an entire speech ready as he kept looking at a sheet of paper while voicing kima in that moment. Combine this with the fact marisha is his wife, it is rather obvious they had discussed this in advance to progress the story.

    • @gagecowart7157
      @gagecowart7157 5 років тому +2

      @@smilingbear7430 where they married at this point?

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 4 роки тому +8

      @@smilingbear7430 I don't think they had discussed to bring it up at this very moment, but most likely Keyleth's dislike of people claiming to enforce the will of the gods is something they talked about before (maybe it also has shown in their private game before they started streaming it) and Matt had parts of Kima's speach pepared for whichever moment it would come up. There might have been better moments to prompt such a discussion, but form the way Matt played Kima, he clearly had planned for some conflict between her and Keyleth.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 3 роки тому +3

      Wait till you find out it’s all improvised

    • @EmilM-pb2hn
      @EmilM-pb2hn 3 роки тому +11

      Seems like an entirely normal conversation to me. With uncalled for hostility from Keyleth.

  • @captaingildor6884
    @captaingildor6884 9 років тому +164

    When confronted with the problem of trinket, the party feels like a bunch of geniuses when they realize they can polymorph him. Then, for weight issues, they turn him into a kitten, instead of some kind of giant useful flying creature: this was the moment I sprayed milk and cheerios all over my monitor.

    • @OdinixBigBang
      @OdinixBigBang 6 років тому +1

      Trinket can't fly

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 6 років тому +19

      @@OdinixBigBang No one said he can fly, OP said the party could polymorph Trinket into a large useful flying creature instead of a cute little kitten.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 років тому +2

      @@TheMento98 yeah but that wouldnt have been cute, would it
      Oh unless he became like a fruit bat or a parrot

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 5 років тому +5

      @@harrylane4 I think you misunderstood my comment. I was only making a remark on OdinixGG's obvious statement that a bear can't fly.

  • @guardedbard5144
    @guardedbard5144 9 років тому +813

    I felt Laura's heartbreak when Trinket fell unconscious. No one should ever bear the loss of a good companion.

    • @DrossPedantic
      @DrossPedantic 9 років тому +42

      +James Robbins "Bear" the loss. :P

    • @guardedbard5144
      @guardedbard5144 9 років тому +46

      As Scanlin spoke it was a grizzly moment for the party. But I do think that trinket is a valued member of the party.

    • @homusnihil7883
      @homusnihil7883 9 років тому +18

      James Robbins Man, she took it so seriously it made even me feel bad.

    • @RogaineForEwoks
      @RogaineForEwoks 9 років тому +29

      Yeah, the whole scene nearly clawed my heart out. Felt like I was in the maw of despair.

    • @EldritchGoddess
      @EldritchGoddess 9 років тому

      +James Robbins no, bad, bad pun

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 5 років тому +99

    Matt: *Says something to the effect of "monster has teeth in its throat".*
    Ashley: "Ex-squeeze me?"

  • @multak69
    @multak69 7 років тому +411

    Every time I watch these I wonder just how big Matt’s vocabulary is

    • @MissMokate
      @MissMokate 7 років тому +54

      I bet he's been devouring anything with a hint of ''fantasy'' on the cover for years now.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 5 років тому +69

      It's all toothy maws and ichor.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +24

      I gotta say that Dungeons and Dragons increased my vocabulary. I was young and started out with the basic and expert boxed sets. There were a lot of words that I'd never heard before, and still don't hear outside of the game. I kept a large dictionary with my D&D stuff, regularly needing to look up some of the words.

    • @idk49779
      @idk49779 4 роки тому +25

      As a zemnian(german) this is perfect to learn new words. Dnd in general taught me so many vocabs (eg. Dexterity, Constitution, prone, restrained...) I always try to improve my school english with watching/reading in english and Cr is so much fun too

    • @ForeverWog
      @ForeverWog 4 роки тому +8

      I sometimes wonder if it had to do with having a stammer as a kid (as he’s mentioned in the past). I’ve heard stories about people with a stammer increasing their vocabulary as a way to pick a new word if they’re stuck on a word.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 6 років тому +655

    It occurs to me that they aren't collecting scalps for extra gold

    • @funke75
      @funke75 4 роки тому +89

      true, but like Matt said in an earlier episode "The bag of holding is not a refrigerator"

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 роки тому +33

      So? They easily could have made scalp jerky and taken that back with them

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 роки тому +67

      @@alexv3357 brilliant.
      Matt: ... *visible confusion* .... okay. Roll for... uh.. survival?

    • @Zilegil
      @Zilegil 4 роки тому +7

      They wouldn’t do well in Baldur’s Gate 1 I guess

    • @veggiebacon9243
      @veggiebacon9243 3 роки тому +35

      They also never brought back the promised ale to the guards right?

  • @hearmeroar2100
    @hearmeroar2100 8 років тому +1141

    "Are you congratulating us for murder?" - Keyleth the child killer

    • @TheCakeIsDelicious
      @TheCakeIsDelicious 6 років тому +207

      True, but it feels a bit hypocritical - for someone who gets on other peoples case for killing so much, Keyleth consistently makes basically no effort to avoid accidentally killing people, and does it a lot.

    • @ZakEmber
      @ZakEmber 6 років тому +157

      I just started watching in Campaign 2, and I'm going through Campaign 1 now, and man... it just really feels like Marisha goes out of her way to pick fights no matter what character she's playing. She usually starts the same way each time, with an antagonistic question. I really can't figure her out in this show, in either campaign. Man, I hope it's all just for the characters and that Matt doesn't get earfuls of that at home.

    • @fatehowls7382
      @fatehowls7382 6 років тому +106

      She is young. Think of like this: she has this high image of herself, a benevolent image because her tribe demands it, as a druid, but her actions contradict herself not because she wants to, but because things turn out that way. She pushed someone into lava as she was in the middle of a fight, killed a child and a dwarf by mistakes. I like D&D cause you might want to be something, but your actions change what other people view your character.
      But the hilarious thing about Keyleth is she tries so hard to be good, but the universe seems to want her to be in the other side.

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 6 років тому +112

      It's. A. Game.

    • @Apollo9898LP
      @Apollo9898LP 6 років тому +7

      @@morganalefae3137 ^^^^

  • @FMAxEdwin
    @FMAxEdwin 5 років тому +277

    "Now we know how many hit points it takes to kill a cat" *flashbacks to frumpkin being kicked by a guard*

    • @RonW357
      @RonW357 4 роки тому +9

      Poor Frumpkin :(

    • @amybyrne5208
      @amybyrne5208 4 роки тому +7

      That guard had some storys to tell

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 роки тому +12

      dude i never wanted to throw hands with an imaginary character more than i did that episode

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 4 роки тому +12

      Or, in this case, *flash FOWARD*
      XD

    • @KainusGulch
      @KainusGulch 3 роки тому +2

      That guard has a great strength mod if it was a five damage kick.

  • @nunjasozusagen
    @nunjasozusagen 9 років тому +160

    "I'm gonna spend my movement to get nice and firm, sit myself down and pull out the big gun..."
    Percy, 2015 [ 02:38:48 ]

    • @kaislakuurama
      @kaislakuurama 7 місяців тому +1

      It’s amazing to see how enthusiastic he is in these short moments of spotlight! He truly lives the character and Percy’s victories!!!

  • @herbertkraft7379
    @herbertkraft7379 6 років тому +176

    "We may leave her here for safeceeping" 31:20 Clarota is the best.

  • @nicolewolfcry7408
    @nicolewolfcry7408 7 років тому +33

    The look on Mat's face when Laura realizes the she can use her hunter's mark to track the queen. Straight up pride that she realized it!

  • @mfloyd21984
    @mfloyd21984 3 роки тому +86

    Matt in 2015: I'll say a kitten has 5 hit points
    Liam in 2018: weeps in Frumpkin

  • @jsanchez7412
    @jsanchez7412 8 років тому +120

    "In draconian, those are snacks" lmao

  • @TheXenatron
    @TheXenatron 9 років тому +192

    What does Clarota want to do?
    DANCE

    • @jcchefjoe
      @jcchefjoe 9 років тому +9

      save his people from an outside entity that has taken control of them and outcasted him

    • @KnotsOfWonders
      @KnotsOfWonders 7 років тому +23

      Then take control of the elder brain and make his people DANCE.

    • @happi2301
      @happi2301 6 років тому +1

      Very good.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 6 років тому +1

      @@KnotsOfWonders Only if it was a Disney-themed DnD campaign.

  • @loganhornberger9724
    @loganhornberger9724 8 років тому +280

    Sam: "What if [Clorota and Kima] start fucking?
    Mike: *pinches the bridge of his nose*
    omg these guys XD

  • @emilyofnewmoon
    @emilyofnewmoon 4 роки тому +70

    Matt, not even 30 seconds into the video: "We still sadly don't have Travis..."
    Me, who just dealt with the whole last episode without Travis saying he would like to rage: ":0 :("

  • @Molly-bj5gb
    @Molly-bj5gb 8 років тому +289

    "Omg what if they start fuckin?" I lost it

    • @Randomninja47
      @Randomninja47 8 років тому +5

      Molly Waters Same. I'm at work and probably looked like an idiot laughing to myself

    • @LokiPii
      @LokiPii 8 років тому +6

      RIGHT? So funny! Scanlan is the best.

    • @fredsaidwhatnow7731
      @fredsaidwhatnow7731 7 років тому

      thats scanlan for you. i swear id go gay for scanlan

    • @espeonix7478
      @espeonix7478 6 років тому

      Even better if you use it for vex and Percy

  • @lamchopsingalong1875
    @lamchopsingalong1875 4 роки тому +36

    I love how when Trinket takes that nap mid battle, Sam had the shittiest grin for like 10 seconds while Laura and Ashley are genuinely concerned.
    Then "This is a, Grizzly, situation".
    ... And no response from everyone else.
    Dude, it was perfect.

  • @stevedunbar4464
    @stevedunbar4464 7 років тому +49

    This was the first ever episode of critical roll i saw as i was browsing twitch. Had no idea what playing dnd was like prior to this. This show brought me into the game and i'm so happy for it. Thank you to everyone at Geek and Sundry and thank you critical roll for showing me an amazing game.

  • @nocturne311
    @nocturne311 2 роки тому +40

    Started watching a couple of weeks ago. Percy slaughtering that abyssal abomination with Bad News and rolling a natural 20 to boot has to be my favorite kill of the campaign so far.

  • @jackh7329
    @jackh7329 8 років тому +132

    This was the episode that first really drew my attention to Percy, and now he's one of my favourite fictional characters of all time.

  • @jokhard8137
    @jokhard8137 6 років тому +79

    Wow. The exchange between Keyleth and Lady Kima at 51:10.
    Really drives home the difference between a Druid and a Cleric or Paladin.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah it's odd how a lot of players don't notice that most Gods in most settings like Forgotten Realms or Wildmount are technically extraplanar outsiders that interfere with the material Plane and nature. Apart from a few nature deities, druids generally aren't big fans of Gods.

  • @kmikawawawawa
    @kmikawawawawa Рік тому +25

    2:23:03, Taliesin just staring into the camera for a solid 20 seconds, I felt like he was bearing into my soul and could read my thoughts dear god

  • @LH0KY
    @LH0KY 4 роки тому +91

    I like how they have such distrust in the paladin that has a reputation of being honorable and overall a good person who has the faith and backing of their friend Allura while they have a literal monster who they know is insane and they know strait up eats people brains in their camp that they don’t question or sequester about their reliability to the group.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 роки тому +13

      Eehhh that same "goodly paladin of Bahamut" pinned a disarmed, defenceless duergar to a wall with a sword through the gut, used the pain of it (effectively torture) to force info out of him then twisted the blade to kill him in the most painful way possible. I wouldn't trust her either. At least Clarota is up front with his evil.

    • @slipstream5762
      @slipstream5762 2 роки тому

      @@iank472 I hope you do understand that they found her naked, with hooks in her skin, and had been tortured for days, if not a week or more by the Duregar? Are you shaming her for that? Really?

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 роки тому +11

      @@slipstream5762 nope I'm not shaming her at all. I'm pointing out that a paladin of Bahamut who violently and painfully murders someone, regardless of circumstances, risks severing their connection to their Patron. Bahamut traditionally isn't the most flexible of Gods when it comes to morality. It's perfectly understandable why she did it but she is still a paladin of a Lawful Good God.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 2 роки тому +16

      Well Clarota, despite his creepy nature, has been at least mostly cooperative and even friendly with the party. Keema on the other hand, despite the party saving her, pretty much immediately started making demands of the party while ignoring their requests of her, and was all around not too fun to actually hang out with. It's understandable why they'd like Clarota more.

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 9 років тому +262

    I wonder... When the GM realized that the group found a way to fly over the sea of glass and bone, did he only then add the duergar group under attack, whose screams sounded a little like Grog? If so, that was a wonderful way to make them engage with that creature he prepared for them...

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 9 років тому +111

      Matt is a brilliant DM, hands down.

    • @IshanDeston
      @IshanDeston 9 років тому +96

      Half the fun of being a GM is making stuff still work, without denying player freedom :)

    • @s1ientdeath
      @s1ientdeath 9 років тому +7

      +AnkokuEvangeline I think the bone floor was something different then the creature cuz they've been seeing signs of that creature for a while and the bones draged it under. he just put them together because without a distraction the bone floor isnt so bad

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 9 років тому +6

      s1ientdeath That wasn't my point, though. Both the creature and the bone floor were clearly prepared beforeheand. What might have been added on the spot was their fresh duergar victims.

    • @squirrelgnome
      @squirrelgnome 9 років тому +26

      +AnkokuEvangeline Marisha Ray gave and interview that said "We later learned that if you didn’t move during your turn, you had to save against being pulled underground to your doom by cursed skeleton hands!" So he always planned on them making it over, just not very easily.

  • @CJtheRad
    @CJtheRad 7 років тому +167

    Watching Sam/Scanlan struggle to apologize for dissing all women is hilarious.

    • @ThePsh07
      @ThePsh07 4 роки тому +4

      Indeed, it *is* hilarious to see people try to apologize for things they didn’t actually do.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +40

      P. Here's a quarter. Buy yourself a sense of humor.

    • @someonefromsomewhere1009
      @someonefromsomewhere1009 4 роки тому +20

      @@ThePsh07 Sometimes they do jokes on the joke show

    • @Sunociva
      @Sunociva 3 роки тому

      Woke bs is stupid. God forbid he offend a game char and half the group guild him for it...

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sunociva literally no one was upset they were all laughing

  • @canairie
    @canairie Рік тому +43

    Orion interrupting Ashley to try and use telekinesis to lift the platform trinket was on, then failing and getting obviously heated, only for Ashley to go next and finish what she was saying and it work immensely better than what he was trying to do is what I needed. But super bummed that he also took away from her leading them out with said move by…. placing a water sphere in front of where she was already guiding them with no issue…oof. It seems he’s gone for good reason.

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves 11 місяців тому +9

      he truly just wants to be the hero of every situation (god, i just got to that part, his reaction to it not working is fucking insufferable)

  • @absoliel6724
    @absoliel6724 5 років тому +118

    My favorite moments (ignore me or feel free to add on!)
    27:16 “We’re in here come inside”
    33:41 Clarota and Kima
    42:57 “Aww why do you keep putting your foot up near me?”
    44:26 “Can I apply my luck feat to her” ‘You don’t have any feet left’
    47:10 “Omg what if they start fucking?”
    50:53 Start of Lady Kima’s PTSD sad story times
    59:46 “Pike I’ll cuddle you for warmth”
    1:28:10 Kitten Trinket
    1:50:02 “Well I’m so demeaning I’m calling it a girl” *feminist noises*
    1:57:48 Pike being inspirational
    1:58:22 “I’m going to blind him with blindness”
    2:01:35 “Come closer to me” ‘I’ll stay’
    2:13:00 “Three 1’s in a row are you fucking kidding me?”
    2:18:33 Scanlan viciously mocks the creature
    2:19:58 Scanlan inspires Vax with eyebrow wiggles
    2:34:18 “That’s insane” ‘Rogues man’
    2:39:08 Percy’s natural 20 and Matt’s face

  • @Darthquackius
    @Darthquackius 9 років тому +204

    So....Anyone else notice that every single time Scanlon uses Vicious Mockery, it succeeds? like that isn't that powerful of a spell he is just super lucky with the insults.

    • @onirein3217
      @onirein3217 9 років тому +164

      Based on my childhood, Vicious Mockery is a critical hit, every time...

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 9 років тому +8

      Oni Rein good point

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 9 років тому +31

      +Oni Rein Too real man... Too real!

    • @shobruno
      @shobruno 7 років тому +2

      Oni Rein im two years late but you sir are a god!

    • @pierluigidipietro8097
      @pierluigidipietro8097 6 років тому +5

      My bard once killed (giving the final blow) a giant monster frog using her vicious mockery, by bloodily insulting his ancestors :D